Working as a bartender/server I see this all the time, it's hilarious. My favourite line from a guy "I won't be here long, just for 10. Minutes, not beers." Lol
Man, this video is awesome and so true. I'm sober these days but this behavior right here is what cost me most of my relationships in life, including a marriage. Still laugh at the video though. Don't miss my drinking days that's for sure.
@@mikeh2782 I live in California now and when I come home to see my parents I grab a bottle and bring it back with me. I need to start filming people drinking it out here haha.
This is so accurate. I don't know how Happy Hour always turns into ordering "one more round" for 5 hours straight, then start doing random shots as if you aren't fucked up enough.lol
Need to update this for quarantine happy hour. Glad I found your channel, where ya been all my life?! Ive been searching for funny...hard to find, esp now lol
1:15 Would holding the phone against your shirt even prevent the other person from hearing you with today's phones? I have a feeling she totally heard that the fried pickles were coming. haha
I'm glad that TH-cam usually puts my comments at the top of the comment section. Because as I was revisiting this video today, I was thinking of making the very same comment that I made a year ago. lmao
Reminding me of when a coworker and I decided to go out for A drink.... ....... ........ 4 hrs, 3 restaurants, 2 pitchers of margaritas, 6 mixed drinks and some shots laytelll🤦🏽♀️
Living in northeast wisconsin has me feeling like drink specials this good don't exist anywhere just need to know where to go $4 monster mugs on Tuesday $1 pints domestic on Wednesday or $2 rum and cokes any day of the week and free drinks everywhere on your birthday Go! Pack! Go!
Working as a bartender/server I see this all the time, it's hilarious. My favourite line from a guy "I won't be here long, just for 10. Minutes, not beers." Lol
The happy our crew and my old spot would always say they were letting traffic die down. By the time they left they shouldn’t of been driving 😂
Forgot the million piss trips lol. Cheers
facts
Every few damn minutes sometimes
lol
dam straight!
Evilpimp yeah that would happen
Woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
Man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes"
Same timing
Well yes that is true. 🤭
My wife’s 5 minutes is at least 20x faster than my I’ll be home in 5 minutes.......
@@scoutmaster33
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
DUDE! DID YOU JUST THINK OF THAT COMPARISON?!? I'm stealing that line.
way to accurate
Bro it’s horrifying but also comforting how relatable this is
When he found out Molly graduated puppy school; I felt that..
Shit I took a shot
Thanks, worried mess.
Really cuz I lost my shit lol
Academy award potential.
The 7 dislikes are all from his wife lmao
From wives*
Maani Hamskii hahahahaha! 😂
No matter how mad she is at you at least you know she'll never let you drive home drunk.
I would be ubering or walking my ass home to the couch lol
@@xJ0LLYR0GERx i feel you there lmao shed be more than pissed if i had to call her and wake her up or something LMFAO
Ron 3 Clearly you don’t either. 🙄🤦♀️
@@xJ0LLYR0GERx Yea I don't understand why he wouldn't just Uber. Joke would have worked like 10 years ago
Christian Newcomer because that would be stupid. Nobody wants a video to end with a man staring at his phone....
i love how he bounces from “Molly graduated??” to “Lets do some shots.” 😂
dogs are a big dealio o3o I'd take a bullet for my dog
Can’t decide which I enjoyed more: relatable content or fantastic ensemble cast.
damn the fried pickles got me. we always end up ordering appetizers around 8pm when we are greased up and our dive bar has great fried pickles lol
"I promise it won't happen again"
_Oh yeah betcha yeah!_
He is surprisingly sober at the end after all the beer and at least 5 shots ...
Its LIGHT beer
Once you become a seasoned veteran of these kinds of happy hours you develop a tolerance.
BUSCHHHHHH
The 3/4 pm drinking crew drinks different 😂❤
He lives in the midwest that's just a normal tuesday afternoon
Gotta say this dude and Charlie berrens are fantastic. The u betchas are strong in northern Wisconsin. Keep them coming.
Man they keep getting better... keep it up
Love the shoutout to safe drinking and driving by calling a DD! ❤
Haha nothing worse than telling your lady your going for just a couple beers and the next thing you know its 1:45 in the morning and last call.
Fire the Cannons!
“….hey babe”
Man, this video is awesome and so true. I'm sober these days but this behavior right here is what cost me most of my relationships in life, including a marriage. Still laugh at the video though. Don't miss my drinking days that's for sure.
Just got sober 2 months ago and feel the same way, funny as hell but makes me glad i moved on
Drinking feels so heavy on the body I love it on occasion but glad I never liked drinking 1-2 days after a heavy drinking Night
Well done sir.
@@DunlapZazoombazaffodilbeen sober going on 4 years, best move I’ve ever made, besides marrying my wife ❤
0:00 the excited little hand slaps on the chair 😂
"Craig's dog molly graduated from puppy school, Let's do some shots!" 🤣🤣
You know that moment you watch something and then feel bad about you past actions.... yep.....
Are you guys going to happy hour? 😀
Michael Harrington but then do it all again anyway? bc samesies.
Dawg your profile pic is giving me PTSD lol
@@TylerCinema only a true degenerate can appreciate the subtly nuances of the herbaceous nectar of my people!
@@mikeh2782 I live in California now and when I come home to see my parents I grab a bottle and bring it back with me. I need to start filming people drinking it out here haha.
@@TylerCinema me and my two cousins are the only ones I have meet to date that will drink it regularly. Acquired taste I guess 🤷🏼♂️
Being from the Midwest I totally felt the 45 Degrees line lololol.. hell that's bar patio drinking weather!
The bar lean at 2:15 is scary accurate.
At least he's honest... I use'd the "working late" excuse. (Another reason I'm no longer married) Ope!
"It won't be like last time." What a keeper.
This is so accurate. I don't know how Happy Hour always turns into ordering "one more round" for 5 hours straight, then start doing random shots as if you aren't fucked up enough.lol
You forgot about the "I only smoke when I drink" stage, hitting on the waitresses, and smoking pot or snorting coke.
It’s just beer for your nose.
That hits really close to home lol
How was this literally the playbook to my Tuesday night right now? F***in love these videos.
Hahahaha! Good call. Call the misses to get you guys!!! She may be mad. But don’t drive. Make her happy and hit the drive thru on the way home.
Standing at the bar and just staring off into space is so accurate
Knew the "Can you come pick me up" was coming! Dead on accurate here.
Listening to you talk to your imaginary friends is the most wholesome thing ever.
Honestly happy to see he got a ride home. :)
My dad and I bond over your channel. Cheers bud!
2:20 Drunkingly realizing the time and looking at your nonexistent watch to double check that it's right. Yeah, that hits real hard
A recent subscriber, absolutely plowed through these videos. Absolutely loving it.
"Just a couple though not like last time" 😂
first video that i watch from this guy and this joke 1:47 made me subscribe with a big smile, love this guy!!!
Fried pickles and ranch really are everything!😅
Facts!
I can do without the ranch, but yeah, fried pickles are great.
Yes honey I’m coming home I live there
😂🤣😂🤣😂
It's always one more...until it's five.
Emily Kerstetter.....or twelve!!!
I'll have a beer with you
It's always one bust in bed then 5 with girls like you
@@dumbmonk8047 wtf
One more is never ever one more
'I'll do one more'
Man, we all know how that ends...
@@SigFigNewton 😂
A round for the bar!! ROFL.. followed by ‘honey, can you come and get me? U betcha!
These videos just keep getting better!😁👍
I saw the Bison head in the background, then the Duane's sign! Shout out to Fargo and my Alma Mater!
Imagine disliking this vid
Can’t relate
The one dislike came from the wife
Mobimba Larson dislikes come from low viscosity ranch lovers
Yo seriously you know what? SHOTS!
15 idiots did.
@Dodge Ram ...and then some
The dislikes are from the people who think they can go out " for just a couple"
Got up to 45 degrees😂😂
Joey B been living in Wisconsin four years now, 45 in March is t shirt weather!! Haha
@@unreal4202 It was nearly 60 last weekend I had to break out the shorts and slides.
Same. The second 45 hit i wore t shirts.
Every hour is happy hour of you're doing it right.
Need to update this for quarantine happy hour. Glad I found your channel, where ya been all my life?! Ive been searching for funny...hard to find, esp now lol
“Could you come get me “ my husband has heard that before. LOL
“Craig’s dog molly graduated puppy school. Let’s get some shots.” 😂😂😂
Ahhh yess the standard line for everywhere I go “the usual , yes u know me”
Been there before! Well, all except stage 5, I just buy for friends.
"Dads talking about the Coronavirus" - I feel like this needs to happen
0:38-0:49 is gold. We've done that before!
This is proof that I am not the only one that does this. Thanks for backing me up.
Love his channel.
You guys are SO funny! LOVE from Australia COBBER!
Your videos are always funny as hell!
Keep pushing out this stuff man its amazing!
1:15 Would holding the phone against your shirt even prevent the other person from hearing you with today's phones? I have a feeling she totally heard that the fried pickles were coming. haha
I'm glad that TH-cam usually puts my comments at the top of the comment section. Because as I was revisiting this video today, I was thinking of making the very same comment that I made a year ago. lmao
Pretty much nailed Tuesday’s and Thursday’s for me
I feel like it would take 12 of those busch latte tallboys to get me buzzed lol
Ha this is my life every other Friday 😂
ha this is very very sad 😂
@@kirihara147 ha not really. life is good :)
@@kirihara147don’t be a hater
My life has been an eternal stage of “yeah I’ll do one more”
"Did u say it's last call..."😂😂😅😅
This is slowly becoming my favourite channel
Terry's a rascal!! 🤣🤣🤣
The classic I have a suspended license fella haha
Or the classic, "Passport at the bar club"
Wheres the "yeah im sick i cant come today" from next day btw
I feel like this dude has been documenting my life. "yeah, we're just about done here. See you soon." Me: Calls for a ride home after last call.
Oh classic Terry lol
Have you ever pre tipped the bartender before to not ask questions lol
" just keep em comin dont need no sass from a bartender neither"
That’s the ultimate move for an open bar at a wedding.
That will never stand in a court of law, should there be an incident of any kind leading to litigation.
@@sundevilpegyou’re fun arnt ya lol
The say "One is never enough. Two is enough. Three is never enough!"
I love the fried pickles here
*DID YOU GET RANCH*
Ohbboy!!!! Might had done that afer!!! Lol🤔
'One more' 'Just finishing up'
Famous last words 🤣
This epsilon is a good one, you betcha!!
Omg! I love these videos! I live in Rhode Island and we don't have liquor happy hours. We only have it for food.
This is literally me. I don't even need a wife or to go to a HH, I do this to myself everytime. I really need to change my ways.
"Yeah, I'll get the usual."
-gets a Busch Light
Me at bowling every Thursday...FML
The next day happy hour at the end really made this one.
This is the story of my life! Just one more!
I mean as of 0:52 he was good on his "i'll have a couple", but ya know the chaotic powers that be...
This video made me simultaneously nostalgic and embarrassed. Good times.
you forgot stage 6. "does anyone have any blow?"
Never fails 🤣🤣
I think you guys are hanging around the wrong crowd..
Yeah, the 'cool crowd'
develop a personality and stop looking for new crutches
thats just for the weekend. i assumed this was a weekday
Reminding me of when a coworker and I decided to go out for A drink.... ....... ........ 4 hrs, 3 restaurants, 2 pitchers of margaritas, 6 mixed drinks and some shots laytelll🤦🏽♀️
Living in northeast wisconsin has me feeling like drink specials this good don't exist anywhere just need to know where to go $4 monster mugs on Tuesday $1 pints domestic on Wednesday or $2 rum and cokes any day of the week and free drinks everywhere on your birthday Go! Pack! Go!
Well that pretty much summed up my 20's, I was always going out for just a couple and end up closing the bar down.
spot on
I wouldve loved to see you on a show like "The Office" or "Parks & Recreation", maybe even "Trailer Park Boys"
No shots, I swear, no shots
Terry's a rascal 😂😂😂
When you say, you know me...
Couple of beers, famous last words
When he said fried pickles. I felt that.
When you said I felt that. I felt that.
Please make you betcha merchandise. I want that vest.
This is a good one. YB... do one on a dart league or pool league!
Oh, many a time my friends & I went to Happy Hour, lost track of time & closed the bar. I'd probably be dead now if I kept that up! 😂