My dad actually did that. But he gave me money to not tell my mom he grabbed a drink at a bar. I was pretty young, and looking back it was pretty sad. (This was 50 years ago).
Darksouls22 wow only 16 years my dad went on a walk 21 years ago for me as soon as he shot me out, he told my mom he was getting a cup of coffee never returned
The smartest part of this video is telling the women how much she was right and how much she’s always right. That’ll get him farther than anything in life
If you showed this to me 10 years ago when I was 25 I would have thought this was a gross exaggeration... well... now I’m 35 with two young kids... I’ll be right back Sharon, I’m going for a quick walk!!!
Love it...but do we women ever get to take a walk? Bc I need a walk a lot and never leave my hubby alone with our kid (2nd otw). He took him the other day on a car ride and I couldn't believe how easy it was to get stuff done.
Haha that’d be me. I’m in retail though,working 2 jobs so no alone time for me. When I’m at home I have to try to sleep & clean. I wish I could spend time with my kid & pets.
OMG I love this! I’m 52 and I go out to “work in the garden”….I have power and water and a FRIDGE in my garden shed, and the shed has a covered lighted back patio! Perfect place to hide and enjoy a couple beers. Hahahaha
All of this effort - mapping out viewing angles from every window in the house -, just to get some alone time.... Well, they do say necessity is the mother of all inventions.
@@ann6770 What the hell does the words Mancave , garage, shop, barn ect. Ect ! When you hear a guy talk about theses things its mostly a womans cue.... not go to where they dont understand!
@@darrenkastl8160 It's *etc* ... an abbreviation of the Latin phrase "et cetera", loosely translation as extra, which itself is a catenation of extraneous. Women hang out in language & communication classes to get away fm ignorant men like you. 🥳😋👋
I love how he conversations with himself like he is talking with someone else. It reminds me of the conversations I have at 3 am with the guy in my closet.
I’m not a dad and I don’t drink beer, but this was so funny. Setting up his chair on the side of the house and pulling his cooler from the weeds. I do go for more walks though. Has he done a skit with the wife getting her alone time in the bathroom? Staying in there for two hours, washing hair, doing nails, lighting a candle, shaving for 30 minutes, flipping through a magazine ...
Nik yeah. Its hard for me to do the things I’ve always done because now all of a sudden people think they want to start eating healthy and exercising. Like, why now?
My dad loves to pack a lunch and go for a nice day long hike/walk (we don't have sidewalks where we live) and one day some kids drove by and rolled down their windows and yelled at my dad to "GET OFF THE ROAD YOU DERELICT!" My dad thought it was hilarious and I was just mad that someone had the nerve to call my dad a DERELICT! Hahaha! To this day, it's a running joke in our family...GET OFF THE ROAD YOU DERELICT!
Lately I’ve been frequenting the ol’ “I’m gonna go work on my dirt bike in the garage.” “What do you mean it smells like pot in here?.... of course I’ve been working on it, don’t you see it’s on the stand with all the tools lying around? I just fixed my clutch lever this morning.”
Tommy Ashworth I pulled and then re put on my exhaust on my bike while with standing the same questions about the smell.... I told Her imma catch these damn kids smoking pot in the garage.
LOL my kids don't drive my husband nuts he has that wonderful ability to ignore everything. Screaming crying temper tantrums somehow he doesn't hear it.
Barry McCockener psychology : a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary. He has no kids, but in his head, he does.
How about a wife like me who want to get away from the husband...grab my lawn chair, my wine sippy cup...strategically placed in the side yard with my dog " oh hubby I'm walking the dog be back in an hour! " 🐕 🍷 🤣
We are NEVER going to see the wife and those kids! 😂😂😂 But once in a while....we get to see Ryan! 😁 (Also, great “sneak away”, “happy neighborhood”, “healthy lifestyle”, and “stealth / high stakes mission” music!) 😂😂😂
Guy's such an amateur you need to spill beer over your sweatshirt let it stink for weeks. Any time your wife volunteers to clean it, you say that's ok hunny I'm just about to take out the trash.
I was looking up signs of alcoholism and these videos started popping up. Drinking in secrecy is a sign. To all who struggle to kick the habit keep pushing don’t get distracted remember why you want to stop.
Dad bribing the kids to bring him beers *in secret* is 100% relatable.
Motivate Simple yeah my dad doesn’t have beer.
I don't have a dad.
“I’ll get you your payment on Sunday”
My dad does this with coffee.
Except there’s no bribe he tosses me money and says, “go get me one will ya.”
My dad actually did that. But he gave me money to not tell my mom he grabbed a drink at a bar. I was pretty young, and looking back it was pretty sad. (This was 50 years ago).
Menards hat brings the midwest thing together.
Andrew Pepper that picture.... you're a man of intellect I see
11% back in rebates isn’t a joke Andrew!
@@EvanT1995 I worked there in high school and contractors would come back with $10,000 rebates from that.
Yup, he lives in Fargo, not far from my house.
Cuz the savings will always come right back to you 👈
My dad went for a walk 16 years ago
Darksouls22 wow only 16 years my dad went on a walk 21 years ago for me as soon as he shot me out, he told my mom he was getting a cup of coffee never returned
Just look around the house
Kind of surprised he hasn’t ran out of beer yet.... he hasn’t called for you to bring him one?
Relatable. He's probably very fit by now.
That's Funny!! 😉
The smartest part of this video is telling the women how much she was right and how much she’s always right. That’ll get him farther than anything in life
If you’re a beta male
You'd get farther without the woman, but unfortunately, guys want a piece of ass every now and then.
If I agreed with her she would get suspicious.
Alas, he couldn’t quite sell it. He said it with the effort it would take to lift a semi! 😂
No kidding! Lol
This guy looks like he's 35 but does the PERFECT impression of 55yr old dads lmao
He's 28 ... !
It’s the dad uniform, works every time
@@leomdk939 you're.... Joking.... Right.... Dudes beer belly is at least 35 years old
@@lurkwave now I really want to know how old he is!
@@seanA416 im sayin!
“Scadadel” now that’s a word I haven’t heard in a looooong time
I think my uncle says it, he said it was dead
@@bigounce7426 oh no, not dead. Not yet at least
Skedaddle*
@@B0BBARKER444 do you know him?
Skiddadelle? Scadadel? Sicadadile? Fuck...
If you showed this to me 10 years ago when I was 25 I would have thought this was a gross exaggeration... well... now I’m 35 with two young kids... I’ll be right back Sharon, I’m going for a quick walk!!!
Facts there brotha.
Steve Stratton I might only be 24 but with a 2 year old I catch myself hiding outside “doing things” sometimes lol
Love it...but do we women ever get to take a walk? Bc I need a walk a lot and never leave my hubby alone with our kid (2nd otw). He took him the other day on a car ride and I couldn't believe how easy it was to get stuff done.
damn, your a grown ass man dude, if my wife ever says some bs like that im puttin her in her place wth
edit: i dont got a wife but im saying when i do
@@AlexM13282 you married now?
This hits home on so many levels. Literally just cleaned my garage for the 3rd time since Sunday...
Lol! Have you straightened out the 5 gallon bucket miscellaneous legnthed 10/32 minny micro bolts? Lol!
@@darrenkastl8160 that's my husband yesterday
@@elsajohnson6663 lol! Im now rearranging dirt piles? Lol!
Plot twist: wife knows and plays along as she is enjoying the time away from her husband.
That's what I though the joke at the end was going to be, not that she almost caught him.
That's exactly what I was picturing..as the wife inside I'd be like...yes- alone time - no one annoying me 🤣
Ding! Ding! Ding! But honey, im so disappointed!!! Lol!
calm down control freaks.
Haha that’d be me. I’m in retail though,working 2 jobs so no alone time for me. When I’m at home I have to try to sleep & clean. I wish I could spend time with my kid & pets.
OMG I love this! I’m 52 and I go out to “work in the garden”….I have power and water and a FRIDGE in my garden shed, and the shed has a covered lighted back patio! Perfect place to hide and enjoy a couple beers. Hahahaha
A man's home is his castle but it's a constitutional monarchy and the wife is parliament;).
I’m in my 60’s. After 36 years of marriage I don’t bother hiding anything. She hasn’t left me yet🤞.
When you can’t meet with your Target Husbands group
🤣😂
😂😂
Minty fellas
In my city I've only seen 3 guys in target ever , it's all gorgeous women wearing yoga pants .the trip to target is better than going to the bar 😄
@@burnthecandleatbothendz Open up a bar in the parking lot.
Literally standing behind the pole barn doing this right now.
Nice!!!!
I’m behind the garage. Cheers!🍺
Hell yeah!
@Tom S. That comments not your best work there bud. Needs some work.
Tom S get a family
Its funny watching this, my grandfather taught me this in the late 80's. Thanks for bringing back some great memories and making me smile.
The dad-sounds when he gets up!
IM 29 do it all the time
@@iphoneusdsd ... Just wait until you get older. I sound like I'm passing a kidney stone when I get up!
I think it's just age sounds. I do it and I am not a dad. lol
Every dad grunt you lvl up 😂
“No I’m not drinking another beer” -man, I felt that
All of this effort - mapping out viewing angles from every window in the house -, just to get some alone time.... Well, they do say necessity is the mother of all inventions.
@@ann6770 What the hell does the words Mancave , garage, shop, barn ect. Ect ! When you hear a guy talk about theses things its mostly a womans cue.... not go to where they dont understand!
Ann will be the model wife. Delusional lol
@@darrenkastl8160 It's *etc* ... an abbreviation of the Latin phrase "et cetera", loosely translation as extra, which itself is a catenation of extraneous. Women hang out in language & communication classes to get away fm ignorant men like you. 🥳😋👋
My dad takes the four-wheeler to get the mail at the end of the driveway.
Is he back yet? Lol!
Lol epic boomer move
Gotta get it started and running every now and again.
Lol same...ever since I got my project done I've been using it everywhere
Mine too
Most wives would just say "ok I wanna go with you, just let me put my sneakers on" LOL!!
It's not sneakers! it's Tennis shoes bruh. Lol
Nah! My mom sends me with my dad
Just reading your words I felt the panic.
@@rollingthunder6204 nope. It isn't.
@@rollingthunder6204 Sneakers dude, sneakers.
How about "THINGS DADS SAY WHILE DRIVING"
This needs more likes, that’s a great idea:)
Instantly demonetized
Like “yoooouuuuu motherfracksjdhtjsusgerrrrr” when someone pulls out in front of him
Witt the obligatory yelling we're all gonna die when someone turns a light on inside the car
Yes!
dude his acting is spot on for being one sided, smooth delivery and somewhat believable - love it keep it up
I was waiting for him to say, "Thanks Sport" when he got the beer from his kid.
That dad run at 3:05 is absolutely beautiful
I’ve been going for a lot of “walks”
Always. Always tell your wife she’s right. Saves you so many headaches it’s unreal.
You’re right honey.
Gotta rock the new balance dad sneakers too 😄 attention to detail! Lol
He even has a “put it on my tab” relationship with his kid! 😂😂😂
Shit like this makes me happy to live alone at 25. Whole house to myself. This is my LIFE! 😅
I love how he conversations with himself like he is talking with someone else. It reminds me of the conversations I have at 3 am with the guy in my closet.
I swept the garage 3 times yesterday. keep er moving
I’m not a dad and I don’t drink beer, but this was so funny. Setting up his chair on the side of the house and pulling his cooler from the weeds. I do go for more walks though. Has he done a skit with the wife getting her alone time in the bathroom? Staying in there for two hours, washing hair, doing nails, lighting a candle, shaving for 30 minutes, flipping through a magazine ...
Your giving away all are secrets. Your crossing the line on man code! Lol
“Secrets” - good one! 😁
One of YBs best videos. Best one in recent memory, hilarious.
When I walk my dogs as I have always done, it's like theres a damn party on the sidewalks. Couples and moms just walking....all.the.time.
Nik yeah. Its hard for me to do the things I’ve always done because now all of a sudden people think they want to start eating healthy and exercising. Like, why now?
It's like the days before telephones.
Beef Boss From Wii Sports because they aren’t working duh
My dad loves to pack a lunch and go for a nice day long hike/walk (we don't have sidewalks where we live) and one day some kids drove by and rolled down their windows and yelled at my dad to "GET OFF THE ROAD YOU DERELICT!"
My dad thought it was hilarious and I was just mad that someone had the nerve to call my dad a DERELICT! Hahaha! To this day, it's a running joke in our family...GET OFF THE ROAD YOU DERELICT!
I love how the of the shirt matches the on the siding on the house. color coordinating!
I've lost 9 lbs since this started. Walk dog, have no food, repeat..
tyson31415 Ok.
@Tom S that sort of dietary practice is what started this virus in the first place....
Lately I’ve been frequenting the ol’ “I’m gonna go work on my dirt bike in the garage.” “What do you mean it smells like pot in here?.... of course I’ve been working on it, don’t you see it’s on the stand with all the tools lying around? I just fixed my clutch lever this morning.”
Tommy Ashworth I pulled and then re put on my exhaust on my bike while with standing the same questions about the smell.... I told
Her imma catch these damn kids smoking pot in the garage.
I think it worked.
LOL my kids don't drive my husband nuts he has that wonderful ability to ignore everything. Screaming crying temper tantrums somehow he doesn't hear it.
He hears it, he hears it all, he just doesn't wanna get involved!!!
I think Tony has a pretty good shot as his answer......being right! Lol!
How does one simply adapt this talent? I have two kids and could really use it about now lol.
@@stoneheart955 I wish I knew....
I actually have videos of him not paying attention as chaos ensues, drives me nuts
I love how he acts like he’s talking to real people haha
I love your videos dude, you make my day lol 😂
2:45 has me cryinggg😂😂😂
Me: Watching this
Also me: Deeply Considering Doing This...
These Dad's videos are always so accurate!🤣👍
"You were right all this time" 😂😂😂
Best one yet!
I've gone on many walks each day. Going nuts. This morning went to grocery store with my wife. I walked home.
You strike me as the average "man's man dad" but I have yet to see a kid which is concerning
Trippin On KoolAid maybe this is all a delusion.
Aaron Hecker I believe you’re looking for the word illusion
Barry McCockener psychology : a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary. He has no kids, but in his head, he does.
@Theone82 Which is crazy to me that I'm older than him by 3 years.
@Theone82 he looks 32
How about a wife like me who want to get away from the husband...grab my lawn chair, my wine sippy cup...strategically placed in the side yard with my dog " oh hubby I'm walking the dog be back in an hour! " 🐕 🍷 🤣
My dogs have figured out that "invisible to every window in the house" thing.
My dad literally got a lawnchair and sat outside today😂
Going for a “walk”.... every Midwest teen sneaking out for a smoke or a toke 😏
Fr except the times are weirder now that everyone and their mom thinks they should go outside
I could never use this one as an excuse since I'm a gamer. If I went for a walk it's an obvious sign that I'm up to something.
CAGxplays then start walking bc of coronavirus. else just hop in the shower
Every teen...the midwest part is moot
Poor bastards. Stay free and happy fellas.
This dudes channel has to blow up, all his content is amazingg
Like how you snuck in using the bank board. It’s pretty much classic for this channel now.
Lol when I sweat, I give off an odor of a delicious ice cold beer 🍺 😆😂😂😂
Cleaning the garage is spot-on but I've been jumping on the four-wheeler to go look for deer with a cooler hahahaha
We are NEVER going to see the wife and those kids! 😂😂😂 But once in a while....we get to see
Ryan! 😁 (Also, great “sneak away”, “happy neighborhood”, “healthy lifestyle”, and “stealth / high stakes mission” music!) 😂😂😂
I'm trying to perfect my sitting grunts.
Lol. Just get older
Yeaaahhh it’s gonna be a long one so don’t call.
Wives everywhere; 🤨
"What I smell like beer? That's weird." Hahaha so relatable
Guy's such an amateur you need to spill beer over your sweatshirt let it stink for weeks. Any time your wife volunteers to clean it, you say that's ok hunny I'm just about to take out the trash.
A wiseman on the radio once told me: You save big money. You save big money. When you shop Meanards
when he said caleb i jumped 😳
Well called Caleb
Same
This might possibly be your best skit of all time
Trailer Park Boys vibes for sure!!
Great stuff!!!!
For the love of skol, please make "When Dads Go To Menards"
I was looking up signs of alcoholism and these videos started popping up. Drinking in secrecy is a sign. To all who struggle to kick the habit keep pushing don’t get distracted remember why you want to stop.
No one cares
Watching these videos is my "homework" I'm learning how to be a dad
Dude this is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Love the nectar of the gods sweater
Craig! What ya doin!? Cheers buddy! Lmao
Menards!!! Texas needs to northern up!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The bank board 🤣🤣
Should be called: “how to be a gas-lighter.. “ ha ha.
Um, it’s the wife doing the gaslighting - letting him think she doesn’t know what he’s doing, 😁
No "BUUUUSCCCHH OH MY GOD THAT'S COLD"???????
This guy is actually funny, pretty cool. Enjoy his videos.
🤣👍🏾👍🏾 you and your skits with Charlie are the best!!!
You didn’t think I’d actually go for a walk😂 looks straight at the camera
'Its gonna be a long one so don't call' LOL. Thats a hell of an odor, rather ironic eh.
This channel will be a million subs in due time. Classic.
It's a Giant Spider Invasion of savings at Menards!
Sounds like Craig is creeping on Sharon, why is Craig looking into your windows, lol
igloo cooler sticker still on the cooler. lol
"I'M A GHOST" LOL
I love this channel. This video is BY FAR, my favorite!!🤣🙌🏻
Why the hell does this guy make Busch light look tasty!!?? 😂😂
"You can only clean the garage so many times a week"
It's still always dirty..
"Ima Ghost "🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gold. Pure gold
"I did run into one of my kids once, but you know what I did? ... paid em off!" Omg hilarious
When the buzz hits and you start blasting music on your cellphone and she catches you... lol
Content is getting better and better
That last scene with "Craig". Ha Ha Ha
Money talks - i made him a beer runner. “Caleb im at the spot.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive actually done this. I know exaclty where to stand outside to not be seen from any window. Heh..
Dead prez voice- "In the real, world"
Only the boldest of men will tell their wives that they " Might be seeing things again " 🤣😂😅☠
Hahaha Craig at the end found his own little hideout 😂
I love your garage. There is no hoarding. I love it!
I need to go for a walk.
Dude you Crack me up!🤣
Hey I work at menards. Lol. Thankful to still be working.
Put your dad shoes on bro!