Risitas about his Disastrous Experience with Russia on invading Ukraine

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  • The World feared Russians troops, but it is just humiliation after humiliation.
    Dear viewers, it's day 38 & I would like to update the rank of the Russian army from "joke" to "disgrace" & the Ukrainians have now more tanks than when the war started especially thanks to the Special Agricultural Division that has captured over 120 wild abandoned tanks.
    Nonetheless, as we have seen from day 3 after their total failure to capture any major city nor accomplishing any objective, they've taking out their frustration by deliberately targeting civilians & children.
    On March 25th, the War Crimes count stood at 2 702 but it is feared to be much higher.
    On April 2nd, Ukrainian soldiers liberated the city of Busha & what they've discovered was the scene of a mass public execution with civilians having their hands tied in the back.
    Russian troops have lost all sense of Morals & Humanity. They loot, rape, kidnap, massacre indiscriminately civilians including children.
    More than 5 000 civilians from Mariupol have been deported to filtration camps in Russia.
    Russian soldiers on a leaked phone call were bragging about raping a 16 years old child.
    On April 1st, the kidnapping of 12 years old Kira Obedinskaya who lost her father not even a month ago.
    This war must be stopped as soon as possible, our international help proved to be so effective that even Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov couldn't hide that they didn't expect such response & we have to continue until they decide to fully withdraw for good. And we can keep doing it by:
    Boycotting & publicly condemning corporations still willing to do business in Russia, donating to organizations helping Ukrainians are some of the actions & spread awareness about the cruelty displayed by the Russian troops.
    Example:
    - Thanks to public outrage & negative media coverage, over 500 companies have pulled out the country.
    - Sanctions by governments seizing, freezing assets made them lose over 300 billions $ out of their 600 billions $ in Gold assets & sanctions count stands at 8 068.
    - Over 4.1 millions refugees could safely evacuate to neighboring countries while being provided foods, hygiene products, anti-stress toys for children, etc. All of this thanks to the donations.
    Ukraine's Official Bank Account for Donation: bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsi...

ความคิดเห็น • 91

  • @connerkrueger9778
    @connerkrueger9778 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    First of all his laugh freaking kills me every time, and second of all when the farmers were stealing the tanks with their tractors, and third the part where the drone got taken down by a granny with a jar of tomatoes 😂

  • @Humpelstilzchen
    @Humpelstilzchen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I remember we were starving so we went looting a store and a grandma with a Shotgun arrested us 😂😂

    • @absoliutenuds
      @absoliutenuds ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And another granny knocked out a drone with a jar of tomatoes

    • @Reloaded2111
      @Reloaded2111 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@absoliutenuds That's just a myth. It was a jar of pickles!

    • @ricardodasilva3161
      @ricardodasilva3161 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@absoliutenuds 🤣🤣🤣

  • @terraforeman7711
    @terraforeman7711 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've listened to "Ukraine the Latest" podcast on Spotify every weekday and am very invested in the war. This video had me laughing so hard my stomach cramped and started hurting. Insane editing. Made my year.

  • @1000mantinis
    @1000mantinis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "what mission"
    that had me

  • @thelaginator2391
    @thelaginator2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This funny that part with the grandma knocking out a drone with a jar of tomato's cracked me up.

  • @Florin20D
    @Florin20D ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I cant i just cant
    “How is this the 2nd strongest army in the world”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @absoliutenuds
    @absoliutenuds ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Omg , this gave me a good laugh. Thank you! Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 from 🇺🇸

    • @tifzz
      @tifzz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slava russia

    • @smartlucker4011
      @smartlucker4011 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they were a disgrace on day 38 what are they on day 221

    • @bobbyfischer7179
      @bobbyfischer7179 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saliva Urine 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spuhdermahn4478
    @spuhdermahn4478 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    MY STOMACH IS LITERALLY HURTING COS THIS IS JUST SO AWESOME!!

  • @Adweale
    @Adweale ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So underrated! My eyes literally teared from laughter and my stomach hurt

  • @jdaniel3068
    @jdaniel3068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is fantastic. Hope more views!

  • @shane-irish
    @shane-irish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rip laughing guy

  • @BestMods168
    @BestMods168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Extremely under rated sub.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's impossible to watch this guy without laughing 😂

  • @MineCrafterCity
    @MineCrafterCity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This almost looks real

  • @KomatsuHB215LC-1
    @KomatsuHB215LC-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's laughing at Putin

  • @ABEL85ky
    @ABEL85ky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bruh 🤣.
    This is some good stuff.

  • @dreadgray78
    @dreadgray78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn killing it!

  • @Kiev-en-3-jours
    @Kiev-en-3-jours ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This deserves so much views. i wish there was one about the hillarious Musk bluechecks fiasco.

  • @kevingibbs1256
    @kevingibbs1256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best ones I've seen

  • @smartlucker4011
    @smartlucker4011 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Now what will you make after Ukraine demolished the Russian professional army and now they gotta deal with the “amateur one”? Needs a sequel!

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx ปีที่แล้ว

      Part of the problem is that they weren't professional really.
      Budget cuts from diverted military funds added up and experienced soldiers were let go instead of being promoted so they were basically just an inexperienced army with nothing but shock and awe tactics to make their way.
      It didn't work in Chechnya when their military was better funded and set up, and Ukraine is a lot larger with vastly more support.
      Once they get modern tanks from NATO members the land war will get very dicey for the Russians.

  • @eladlavi3965
    @eladlavi3965 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome work, hilarious!

  • @think4358
    @think4358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is awesome stuff

  • @SKTFMfan
    @SKTFMfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Somebody need to do a Liberty Safe meme with this guy.

  • @evilmanua
    @evilmanua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nice one mate

  • @fr0xk
    @fr0xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am dead, help 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @amadeosendiulo2137
    @amadeosendiulo2137 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masterpiece!

  • @leondownar5625
    @leondownar5625 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brawo!

  • @dnbjedi
    @dnbjedi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @smartlucker4011
      @smartlucker4011 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you see this in full force haha. I can’t wait until we see the memes when Russia gets their ass fully kicked out of Ukraine

  • @ibeetellingya5683
    @ibeetellingya5683 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First it felt confusing.
    Thren gross.
    WTF is going on? Who are these people and why are they speaking in Spanish? It doesn't seem dubbed.
    At first this felt confusing.
    Then surreal.
    Then funny.
    Then disgusting
    Then enranging
    Then evil.
    Then nauseating.
    After finishing the video, I feel all the above. I expect my nightmares will now include the hysterical laughter.

  • @soldier8424
    @soldier8424 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm crying

  • @SaurikSI
    @SaurikSI ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Slava Ukraini!

  • @internetperson8638
    @internetperson8638 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Z

  • @paulaparkman5127
    @paulaparkman5127 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I'm crying........ lmfao

  • @prahladkumar7891
    @prahladkumar7891 ปีที่แล้ว

    👏👏😂🤣😂🤣😁😁

  • @inquisitorilyaal3959
    @inquisitorilyaal3959 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 💪🏻 ⚔️

  • @Humpelstilzchen
    @Humpelstilzchen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @Nivistia I have to ask. Would you allow me to take your subtiles and translate it into german? I would link your video in mine of course but your ,,translation,, is just sooo hilarious 😂

  • @Error_404_Account_Deleted
    @Error_404_Account_Deleted 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant😂

  • @ochstopus9892
    @ochstopus9892 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is even funnier when you understand spanish 😭

  • @matthewchamussy1895
    @matthewchamussy1895 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone know how to make my own video like this? Explaining a story like this one?

    • @monopalle5768
      @monopalle5768 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, get edditing software, something free.... Get original clip. Add subtitles. Upload.

  • @ThyRandomGuy
    @ThyRandomGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man 2:20 has not aged well huh lmao

  • @DanteDeHoyos
    @DanteDeHoyos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Risitaaass noooooo! Why did you do it??? How could you?????

  • @mariusa.1205
    @mariusa.1205 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one didn't age well

  • @vitsobotka6268
    @vitsobotka6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the fact that even more absolutely embarassing stuff happened to the ruSSkis is even more funny, like the cruiser that apparently "caught fire" out of nowhere. Ukranians dont even have to say anything, the ruSSkis will embarass themselves

    • @nivistia5299
      @nivistia5299  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Indeed, the Moskva episode was a masterpiece. A perfect example of lying so much they got lost & caught themselves 👌
      - First as you've said claiming it "caught fire out of nowhere"
      - Then ammunition exploded for "no reasons"
      - But fear not, it was in fact a "planned destruction" because it reached the end of its life (Wtf)
      - At the same time, it's a declaration of war, Ukraine will pay for this
      ???
      Can't wait when Russia will claim the "special operation" is a success for reaching the "demilitarization" goal, by demilitarizing themselves 🤣

    • @vitsobotka6268
      @vitsobotka6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nivistia5299 well They are one of the biggest arm suppliers for Ukraine now as well so that demilitarization is not really going according to the plan, and now NATO is refreshed, Sweden and Finland most likely joining and everybody hates ruSSkis even more now.
      Putin´s mastermind plan

    • @aryanaquila4289
      @aryanaquila4289 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nivistia5299 dude its been a year. where's your Ukraine victory? more money from europe and murica didn't help? 😂

  • @masew2012
    @masew2012 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    LOL this did not age well...
    Putin has more or less won and zelenski humiliated begging for money and caught buying a YACHT.
    But this video was well done and gave me a GREAT laugh.

  • @katuhtonik
    @katuhtonik ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this aged like a fine fucking wine lol.

  • @SaurikSI
    @SaurikSI 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is aging like wine 😎🇺🇦

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone ปีที่แล้ว

    Too bad, I can perfectly understand what the spanish guy says, so I can't focus on the fake subtitles.

    • @draculakickyourass
      @draculakickyourass ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had to mute the sound....otherwise is funny

    • @emjizone
      @emjizone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@draculakickyourass I wonder how much fun it is for those who actually lived that.
      (I dont ask how it is for those who don't survived it, of course)

    • @emjizone
      @emjizone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@draculakickyourass The sync with the non-verbal expression is actually quite good.

    • @ayylmaozedong1860
      @ayylmaozedong1860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now you know how germans feel watching downfall parodies

    • @emjizone
      @emjizone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayylmaozedong1860 I little, yes, even before. I lived in Germany.

  • @longyu9336
    @longyu9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And we thought the battle of Tsushima was comedy. Zelensky's former comedy club, Kvartel 95 is being outdone by the Russian army.

    • @nivistia5299
      @nivistia5299  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yet the 11th Russian general was killed at an average of one every week. If only you knew how significant & revealing it is about their disorganization & total failure of taking over Ukraine.
      Now they try to save their faces by making it look like it was always the East, but even there, their progress is close to none.
      Astronomic losses both humans & equipment while Ukraine keeps getting top quality equipment from allies.
      You can believe & state what you want, but the outcome is relatively clear on top of Russia greatly suffering from the economic sanctions & the frozen assets.

    • @longyu9336
      @longyu9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nivistia5299 Russian military is a comedy club if it wasn't so tragic that they kill civiilians and lay waste to the lands.

    • @irfanshaikh9390
      @irfanshaikh9390 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's that "Special military operation" going then?

    • @halofan1253
      @halofan1253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irfanshaikh9390 I mean Russia did retreated from Kherson which was a “very” special move.

    • @aryanaquila4289
      @aryanaquila4289 ปีที่แล้ว

      a year passed. where's your Ukraine victory?😂😂😂

  • @thegyrfalcon65
    @thegyrfalcon65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does that propaganda taste? Go on, tell us.

    • @monopalle5768
      @monopalle5768 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to telegram, and see thousands of melted russian boys. Eyes and hair melted onto their skin. Rotting little boys, just dumped in the mud 🙂

    • @remogatron1010
      @remogatron1010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slava Ukraine!

  • @kubajaan
    @kubajaan ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant

  • @aryanaquila4289
    @aryanaquila4289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aw cmon 😂 where's that sweet victory for ukraine 😢😢😂