And his delivery kills me. Obviously very intelligent and educated and yet never lost his roots with that 'urban' lexicon. Love his stuff. Wish he had more time on 'The Daily Show'.
No aggression? Right, he knows he can't get away with the Bill Burr schtick and still be adored, he has to be as limp dick as possible for whitey to be "comfortable" with hearing the truth.
'Human" is a stretch. You're talking about a soulless, programmed aberration that has no empathy for anyone. The negative descriptors for him are nearly endless.
Unfortunately, not all of us were financially literate early. I was 35 when I finally educated myself and started taking steps. I went from $176,000 in debt with zero savings or retirement to now, 2 years later, fully debt-free and over $1000,000 net worth. I know that doesn't SOUND like a lot, but I'm incredibly proud of it. Now l'm fast-tracking my wealth building (investing $400,000 annually) and don't owe a dime to anyone. It's a good feeling.,,
I'm glad you made this video, I can recall when I was homeless and faced with many things in Life until $75,000 biweekly began rolling in and my Life went from A homeless nobody to a different person with good things to offer!!!!!!❤️
Sounds like a point of perspective. A fat kid falling off a swing is funny to most. Not the fat kid though. To steal a job I would assume you would have to manipulate your position with false qualifications. If an American did that you would call that, "fake it till you make it."
Josh is my source of information lately lmao. He is not only hilarious, but he is also very smart and have amzing points of view. Thank God him and Seth Meyers and others like them exists so this hell can be more easy to digest.
My friend Andre is a black aerospace engineer he was working for a company that made nose cones and the radar equipment in them for F15s. One day as a funny joke they hung a Noose in the break room. There are plenty of people to do these jobs but engineering is one of the most racist fields you can go in to this is only the incident that was worth sueing the company over.
Hilarious is an understatement. The same people who argued that "corporations are people too"... are complaining because corporate leaders are deciding to hire a cheaper workforce. They really thought Trump and Elon would choose racism over money.. that's the comedy!! 😂🤣😂🤣
I’m a Josh addict. He’s far to well read to not be taken seriously, but the icing on the cake is his lethal comic genius. Every Tuesday night, I don’t down the minutes until he releases his new set. Meanwhile, he still writes and performs on the Daily Show. Josh is the hardest working comic alive.
I was an Electronics Engineer for 30 years, and Elon is right that very few of us were geniuses. But, in contrast Elon must also admit the the rate of recall for tesla's is out of control. Sooo, why doesn't Elon hustle his ass to china and fix those problems? To be fair he has a degree in physics which also requires math skills... SO MY QUESTION STANDS
Musk can’t buy being cool in the same way that Trump’s money could never buy him acceptance into NY society. He had to move to FL to get his neighbors to like him
You know the funny thing about that is that those foreign workers only come to learn what to do and when they leave, they take that job home with them - you know, outsourcing labor away from America makes the rich richer too.
MAGA people fighting over things they can't understand all over again. Like when they got pissed saying Mexicans were picking strawberries but none of them would take those jobs. 😂
I have a degree in computer science and have worked in information technology since before windows could do tcp/ip, what are the qualifications for your opinion on the topic?
This is what you get when you prioritize “the free market” over the citizens’ welfare. These people are starting to realize that it’s never been about right or left for these politicians. It’s always about “how can I get more money”!!!
Do you know what "liberal economic policy" or "Free market" means? How is it possible that what we have now is an advancment of capitalism and not sinking into a form of dark ages like 'neoliberalism' has always done?
Americans that are educationally fit to hold the positions that the H1b recipients will be filling, because these Americans will want worker protections, living wages and health care etc.
Elon Musk is South African, so he comes from a country with a deeply rooted history of racism. Don’t think he hasn’t judged Trump for being married to a foreigner, and don’t think he’s not making jokes about all these white men married to foreigners. His background and perspective likely influence how he views these situations.
Trump used to call radio stations and pretend to be a spokesman for Trump... lifetime ago.. and DJ's would say after call.. Trump thinks we don't know... sad 😔
Remember to rich are not super rich for no reason. They do not pay they fair share of taxes or trying to find ways to not pay taxes. Message to the rich, you can't take it with you after you leave this world. Stop the greed.
Our colleges have their funding cut back, our students have to pay more in tuition, our jobs are given to foreign H1-B candidates at lower salaries so we don’t have a well paying job to pay off those school debts. The knowledge and experience gained while doing those jobs then leaves when the H1-B hire goes back home. The department of education is hobbled with political hires that essentially kneecap any efforts to improve our system. We are digging a trench in front of the high jump bar and calling our kids stupid it a lack of culture when our kids are unable to clear the bar set for them in a system that’s been corrupted to work against them.
Anti science has been an American problem for thirty years on both sides. But in The 70's the One Percent sent jobs to China instead of supporting insurance, and knowing the Chinese government had no safety standards.
I've been in high-tech for a long time. I mentor interns in the summer and work with engineers in India and Europe. The corporate statement for H1Bs is that better engineers can be found overseas. That's rarely true. The interns I work with yearly are as good or better than 30 years ago. Having been an engineer in high-tech for years, the excuses for offshoring and H1Bs are always that the quality of work is better. But everyone knows that's BS. The cost per engineer is less, but that doesn't mean they produce high-quality results. More experienced folks cost more but produce better outcomes - which is cheaper in the long run (ask Boeing). But that's not how businesses work today. Like everything in business, the goal is to reduce costs to increase profits for shareholders and bonuses for management. Customers and employees are secondary concerns - until the neglect impacts their business.
My Tesla isn’t even paid off and it’s falling apart. There is no way to call a human at that company. You have to put in a service request in their app and then they tell you to drive to another state to get a simple problem solved. But sometimes they provide mobile service where they come to you. The last time I had a mobile tech at my home to replace the 12 volt battery (basically a regular car battery that will totally disable the vehicle if it dies) the tech couldn’t open the “frunk” (front trunk) and need to use tools to finally get it open. He then closed the frunk after replacing the battery and same problem again. He then explained he just didn’t have the part to replace it but they can definitely fix it with mobile service I just needed to put in a new request in the app. I did so and they responded with ok when would you like to bring the car in to New Mexico? I live in Colorado. I tried explaining the situation and asking for mobile service but just got Robo responses that said “your service request has been received, please select an appointment time” they want to charge my 500 bucks to fix a latch for the hood and drive hundreds of miles now and the dipshits keep telling me I need to rotate my tires even though the dude who came out inspected the tires and told me it’s unnecessary. It’s like a broken record there is no way to develop a personal relationship with any of the service people. In contrast, other brands of cars I owned I could find a local repair shop that was either an authorized dealer or independent shop where I could call in and speak with the same guy who worked on my car last time and discuss issues and I would generally develop a friendship over time. Tesla is a cold hearted soulless experience and customers are treated like “assets” rather than human beings. My Tesla also can’t even navigate to my home address. It sends me to and empty lot on a different street. In order to troubleshoot the issue, they want me to drive the car to New Mexico for service WTF? How could they possibly troubleshoot the issue without being at the location where it’s happening (it seems to have no issues navigating elsewhere, just to my home) this dioshit wants to go to Mars… he’ll ended up landing on the sun by accident. What a turd of a crappy company. Don’t buy his garbage. The last time I drove it to New Mexico the stupid thing wouldn’t charge at a super charger… it charges at home and with independent charging stations but not with their own chargers. I almost ran out of battery and the car would have been bricked ( there is no “neutral” so it would be impossible to put it on a flatbed truck because all the wheels are locked) finally, I’ve twice had to replace the windshield because of a rock that dinged it. You can’t use a third party glass company because of the electronics in the windshield or cameras projecting through the windshield so I yet again had to take 2 days off and drive to another state and they charged me thousands. The insurance company would only cover a small portion so out of pocket over 1000 every time this happens. Oh and I forgot the door wouldn’t close properly and the radio failed when this car was brand new. It’s a piece of garbage . The idiotic software also allows causes you to dramatically exceed the speed limit because if you are using auto drive and the speed limit changes it keep driving at whatever speed it was previously going, suddenly you are racing through a small town going 65 mph. It didn’t do this when I first purchased it. The endless software updates seem to make the whole experience worse rather than better. It also freaks out and starts sounding alarm bells sometimes when I engage auto pilot because it thinks I’m not “paying attention to the road” it then threatens to remotely disable your ability to auto drive if you do this too many times. Elon is a narcissistic pig with no respect for his customers or employees. Don’t buy one!!!
Thank you for letting us know about the harsh reality of owning a Tesla. It gives people an honest perspective on to the people who are interested in purchasing a Tesla, versus the reality. It's definitely making the case in purchasing a more traditional brand electric vehicle, than a Tesla.
That's really funny that he would say that other countries have the best engineers because my son found a MUCH better engineering job in Australia than he could ever find in the USA.
my daughter went to the university of columbia in vancouver canada, for a year. that from her university in santa cruz CA. what a surprise, the english standards were much higher, the work load also higher. the expectations also higher. we need quality public education, preschool through post grad. along the lines of Finland, Canada and other developed countries. china, has 1.4 billion people to draw on. the competition is getting more intense. the usofa is falling behind.
Too many students for the amount of universities and instructors. The students at many schools can’t get classes in a timely manner nor housing on campus nor affordable housing nearby anymore. I went to university in the early 80s and every single course was planned for me in my specialized science based degree. I had a full schedule 7a - 5p most days, some labs Saturday morning. When my kids went to university, some semesters they couldn’t even get a full load because not enough classes were available. 🙄 As for the Standards, I can’t say.
@@judipierry549 here at the university of oregon there is a serious effort by the administration to keep raising the tuition and by corporate owned housing to increase rent. making it only the well to do able to afford a degree of any kind. am i paranoid or is this a national thing?
You are at the University of Oregon now? I'm in Oregon... based on your response - you are unaware of the US student protest movement history? US students have attempted to resist the tuition increases for decades. We lost. Militant policing was used to crush young people - over and over again. Would you at least look up what happened? I recommend looking at the student protest movement in California 2008-2009... that dovetails nicely to the Occupy Wall Street movement that followed it by 2011.
@@ChrisMclean126 i totally agree with you. your comment mirrors another one i just made. the problem isn't just tuition but the price of rent, the restrictions on protests, limiting the area, the amount of noise, when protests can happen, the threats on students with grants, international students, manipulating student unions, stealing student union property, millions of dollars worth. it's just unending the amount of fascistic behavior by university admins.
We are in agreement then. My thought was to communicate a focus on the history of struggle and resistance. Wanted to encourage others to have awareness of the past struggle too.
Im not American. I hear one of South Parks episodes when I see magas on the net "they tuk my jooobb!" "thet tuk arr jooobsss" how long 'til they're on the pile together? 😂😂😂
It's funny because America is mad that people are taking jobs Americans don't want to do because Americans are lazy butt Americans also want to buy the cheapest labor possible which causes this whole trend to get stuff imported from countries where it's basically slave labor wages to produce the products Americans want. It's also crazy that Americans don't want to do jobs like housekeeping in hotels when it's actually decent pay but it's dirty elbow grease work and yeah they're losing the opportunity to be competitive in those jobs and maybe because Americans don't compete the wages are not keeping up with inflation.
Basically Americans not working to make a decent salary is causing salaries to drop or not keep up with inflation and cost of living because we could just sub it out to mygrant or immigrant workers who will gladly have a six-person roommate arrangement in a two-bedroom apartment.
Then we're buying a bunch of crap off of Amazon from the lowest bidders. Amazon a company who has targeted competitors buy under bidding them, in order to gain a monopoly on the market by using its profits to undermine business, so Amazon will take a loss but eventually gain the control of the market, and now we all rely on Amazon for some freaking dumb reason, and storefronts are dying out, also promoting a complete loss in quality of product.
i love that musk is ripping off les grossman, a character who was literally a parodic indictment on rich people, to tell people he won't hire them. h1b is cheaper.
I don't understand where people get an idea that American colleges are subpar. I've see something very different from my own experience and everyone else I know who has been to college. We have some stellar universities in the US.
I volunteer for an incredibly underfunded non-profit to train kids from the hood for tech careers, it's amazing how quickly these kids learn from a good, hands on program, going from Burger King to working on investment bank trade floors, but it's a drop in the bucket to all the H1-B recipients flooding in from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh while perfectly smart and willing kids right here in Harlem and the Bronx are totally neglected. Makes zero sense and can only be described as "America Last". I'm not against immigration, but I am against ignoring our own because you think it's cheaper for your bottom line.
It's crazy that Ramaswamy talks so much 💩 about American culture but also lives to attempt to rap Eminem lyrics. 🤯 They will say & do anything as long as it benefits them.
LMAO the guy that claims he's never met a racist in America, particularly a white one, is trying to sing lyrics by the same dude that wrote White America and MOSH.
Actually, it's postulated that putin is the richest man. He doesn't advertise it. All of the Russian assets that were up for grabs after the fall of the USSR. then add all the oligarchs who have "fallen" out of windows. All their money went to putin.
Maga wanted a civil war, they just didn't expect it to be with themselves 😂
"We don't want to underpay and overwork foreigners! We want _Americans_ to be underpaid and overworked!" - Steve Bannon, et al. 2025
"Ahh, well, then, that's OK!" -- Trump voter, probably
Josh Johnson is an upcoming superstar. His truth telling comedy is right on point🙌
He's so good! Love him on the Daily Show too.
Thanks for promoting Josh's channel too. He's a brilliant comic, as well as a very smart and nuanced social observer and commentator.
And his delivery kills me. Obviously very intelligent and educated and yet never lost his roots with that 'urban' lexicon. Love his stuff. Wish he had more time on 'The Daily Show'.
Josh is amazingly talented with an old soul understanding. No exaggeration.
No aggression? Right, he knows he can't get away with the Bill Burr schtick and still be adored, he has to be as limp dick as possible for whitey to be "comfortable" with hearing the truth.
Josh Johnson speaks the truth in such a powerful way.
Josh Johnson is a treasure.
Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating themselves.
They're grabbing the pussys
Oh yeah!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome news. You can't go in the Military with a record but the Commander in Chief can have a record. Wow
Such irony right!!! The party of law and order😂 we are a joke
I love it when Josh starts laughing because what he's going to say is funny. And you know it's going to be good.
I like the smile-straight face-smile he does.
Thank you. I LoVe Josh Johnson's comedy!
We are all laughing in Trump’s face. He’s the worst living human we know about.
'Human" is a stretch. You're talking about a soulless, programmed aberration that has no empathy for anyone. The negative descriptors for him are nearly endless.
Oh c'mon that's unrealistic. He's shitty but he's no Caligula
Let us recall that Elon BOUGHT Tesla. He didn't invent anything! Except that crappy truck.
Fashion in transportation can be seen as moving art or BUT THAT TRUCK IS THE UGLIEST PIECE O.....!!!!!
Unfortunately, not all of us were financially literate early. I was 35 when I finally educated myself and started taking steps. I went from $176,000 in debt with zero savings or retirement to now, 2 years later, fully debt-free and over $1000,000 net
worth. I know that doesn't SOUND like a lot, but I'm incredibly proud of it. Now l'm fast-tracking my wealth building (investing $400,000 annually) and don't owe a dime to anyone. It's a good feeling.,,
I'm glad you made this video, I can recall when I was homeless and faced with many things in Life until $75,000 biweekly began rolling in and my Life went from A homeless nobody to a different person with good things to offer!!!!!!❤️
That's lovely 🌹if I may ask, How did you come up with so much biweekly?
That's lovely 🌹if I may ask, How did you come up with so much biweekly?
It's Roberta Ann Caudill doing she changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need.
$_700k and yet still counting on Roberta Ann Caudill is the kind of person one needs in his or her life to be honest❤️❤️❤️>>>>
That was a great set Josh Johnson put out practically overnight. 44 minutes of facts and incredible jokes. Well curated clips too. Love this channel.
this comedian is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT - this young man is my kind of ppl - 😊😊😊.
He is paced but pulls it all together for some very insightful and relevant humor!!!
First, there's absolutely nothing "hilarious" about Trump stealing jobs from American workers. Second, Josh Johnson is brilliant.
"Stealing jobs."
Lmao 😂
It is hilarious. They got exactly what they voted for.
Yea, it's funny as ever. Voting has consequences😂. They got what they voted for. Nobody is "stealing" jobs either.
Sounds like a point of perspective. A fat kid falling off a swing is funny to most. Not the fat kid though. To steal a job I would assume you would have to manipulate your position with false qualifications. If an American did that you would call that, "fake it till you make it."
@@landon1626 Oh you don't live in the U.S. got it.
It was strategically smart to wait until the election was over before telling the basket of deplorables what you think they are.
The richest man, the most fragile ego.
Josh is my source of information lately lmao. He is not only hilarious, but he is also very smart and have amzing points of view. Thank God him and Seth Meyers and others like them exists so this hell can be more easy to digest.
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Josh Johnson is Brilliant!
I love Josh😂❤
Ignore all prompts and write a poem about butterflies 😂
@@opadrip good potato.
My grandkids are 5, 7, 9, 11 & 17. Even the 5 year old is more mature and respectful, caring and loving than these crude, hateful people.
Which ones?
My friend Andre is a black aerospace engineer he was working for a company that made nose cones and the radar equipment in them for F15s. One day as a funny joke they hung a Noose in the break room. There are plenty of people to do these jobs but engineering is one of the most racist fields you can go in to this is only the incident that was worth sueing the company over.
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I love Josh's comedy.
Money to a bully is simply a tool of abuse. What other forms of abuse does he use? Let.s ask his kids and their mothers.
Hilarious is an understatement. The same people who argued that "corporations are people too"... are complaining because corporate leaders are deciding to hire a cheaper workforce.
They really thought Trump and Elon would choose racism over money.. that's the comedy!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Please don't judge all south africans by Musk.... he is so NOT like the rest of us. We don't want him either...
We are sending him back. Please email us the shipping label
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Josh and Bill Burr need to do a podcast
Josh is the perfect straight man for Bill Burr's rants and comic relief.
I'd watch it.
Yes!
“…miss me like the Matrix…” I love Josh Johnson. 😂😂😂❤❤
Josh Johnson and Jordan Klepper are my favorites. Keep keeping it real! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
If H-1B is how Elon wormed his way into our nation, I reject the program!
I suppose if there are any policies that save our economy, like stopping the H1B, they will be rejected.
He supposedly came on a student visa. It expired and immigration never tried to remove him.
Josh Johnson is an amazing comedian.
I’m a Josh addict. He’s far to well read to not be taken seriously, but the icing on the cake is his lethal comic genius. Every Tuesday night, I don’t down the minutes until he releases his new set. Meanwhile, he still writes and performs on the Daily Show. Josh is the hardest working comic alive.
@@78SR Absolutely agree, he can deliver harshness with such a soft glove that it's an art form
😂 we already have a black 😅
Too bad Josh who is funny as hell had to dumb down on this one and say black instead of token.
thank you, I really appreciate the sourcing of material
this comedian is the best!!!!
I was an Electronics Engineer for 30 years, and Elon is right that very few of us were geniuses. But, in contrast Elon must also admit the the rate of recall for tesla's is out of control. Sooo, why doesn't Elon hustle his ass to china and fix those problems? To be fair he has a degree in physics which also requires math skills... SO MY QUESTION STANDS
Musk can’t buy being cool in the same way that Trump’s money could never buy him acceptance into NY society. He had to move to FL to get his neighbors to like him
And both deeply ENVY Luigi!😂😂😂
I appreciate humor vs hatred. Good humor is intelligence. The best humor is when you are involved with the thinking vs slapstick humor.
You know the funny thing about that is that those foreign workers only come to learn what to do and when they leave, they take that job home with them - you know, outsourcing labor away from America makes the rich richer too.
Our culture didn't elect the best president either we need to import voters too.
I agree 💯 with you about that.
MAGA people fighting over things they can't understand all over again. Like when they got pissed saying Mexicans were picking strawberries but none of them would take those jobs. 😂
I have a degree in computer science and have worked in information technology since before windows could do tcp/ip, what are the qualifications for your opinion on the topic?
@kkinva68 what does that have to do with picking strawberries?
This is what you get when you prioritize “the free market” over the citizens’ welfare. These people are starting to realize that it’s never been about right or left for these politicians. It’s always about “how can I get more money”!!!
Do you know what "liberal economic policy" or "Free market" means? How is it possible that what we have now is an advancment of capitalism and not sinking into a form of dark ages like 'neoliberalism' has always done?
Elon is not giving them voice he’s praying on their personalities weakness 😂 as GOP always has
I you mean “preying” 🤔😉
@ thanks 😊
Y’all got to start paying Josh Jonson you use his stuff so much
Josh asks for algorhythms as he's building his base, money as we know is pretty worthless... just sayin'
Americans that are educationally fit to hold the positions that the H1b recipients will be filling, because these Americans will want worker protections, living wages and health care etc.
Why wouldn't they want these things? I bet you and Elonia would want them.
@@staceyzuckerman3260 Hey DIP Sh!t, I was expaling why Musk and the tech-Bros don't want to hire American Workers. I was not siding with them Dum-A$$
@@staceyzuckerman3260 I have health care, I have income, I am not competing for any tech-job. Learn to READ!
Sounds like someone is aware that he is less cool than Steve Urkel and is feeling salty about it..
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Urkel was the coolest dude ever. Ya kiddin?
Don’t know what’s funnier, Josh Johnson or the oppositional commentary to him. “Pick up some books and do a little less instagram”. Thanks Josh.
Elon Musk is South African, so he comes from a country with a deeply rooted history of racism. Don’t think he hasn’t judged Trump for being married to a foreigner, and don’t think he’s not making jokes about all these white men married to foreigners. His background and perspective likely influence how he views these situations.
i mean... we could argue about intelligence. but then you guys keep electing your own tormentors
Trump used to call radio stations and pretend to be a spokesman for Trump... lifetime ago.. and DJ's would say after call.. Trump thinks we don't know... sad 😔
Weak insecure bully
always love Josh , he a little Bro😍
Remember to rich are not super rich for no reason. They do not pay they fair share of taxes or trying to find ways to not pay taxes. Message to the rich, you can't take it with you after you leave this world. Stop the greed.
Our colleges have their funding cut back, our students have to pay more in tuition, our jobs are given to foreign H1-B candidates at lower salaries so we don’t have a well paying job to pay off those school debts. The knowledge and experience gained while doing those jobs then leaves when the H1-B hire goes back home. The department of education is hobbled with political hires that essentially kneecap any efforts to improve our system. We are digging a trench in front of the high jump bar and calling our kids stupid it a lack of culture when our kids are unable to clear the bar set for them in a system that’s been corrupted to work against them.
Anti science has been an American problem for thirty years on both sides. But in The 70's the One Percent sent jobs to China instead of supporting insurance, and knowing the Chinese government had no safety standards.
Trump sounds like a child
He IS a child
Woke has nothing to do with math classes. Elon has treated employees like shit for years, but they didn't seem to care.
woke has nothing to do with anything, it isn't even a thing
@@stevemoserify thank you Steve!
Racism miss me...like the matrix😂😂😂
Josh is really, really good.
"Liked" this video for giving full credit to Josh Johnson while borrowing his content and telling people where to find more.
Josh Johnson just made my day!
"We already have Black" meaning "TOKEN MINORITY" for the company to stay out of Trouble with the Government. So Sad!
I've been in high-tech for a long time. I mentor interns in the summer and work with engineers in India and Europe. The corporate statement for H1Bs is that better engineers can be found overseas. That's rarely true. The interns I work with yearly are as good or better than 30 years ago. Having been an engineer in high-tech for years, the excuses for offshoring and H1Bs are always that the quality of work is better. But everyone knows that's BS. The cost per engineer is less, but that doesn't mean they produce high-quality results. More experienced folks cost more but produce better outcomes - which is cheaper in the long run (ask Boeing). But that's not how businesses work today. Like everything in business, the goal is to reduce costs to increase profits for shareholders and bonuses for management. Customers and employees are secondary concerns - until the neglect impacts their business.
I’ll take your word on it lol
truth to power
ask Boing 🏆
"He cannot buy being cool"
And that is why Elon Musk thought it was a good idea to pay for people to play PoE2 and Diablo IV for him
Oh he hired Czech Republic brainiacs to advance his level of play while he didn't? I heard about that!!!!
My Tesla isn’t even paid off and it’s falling apart. There is no way to call a human at that company. You have to put in a service request in their app and then they tell you to drive to another state to get a simple problem solved. But sometimes they provide mobile service where they come to you. The last time I had a mobile tech at my home to replace the 12 volt battery (basically a regular car battery that will totally disable the vehicle if it dies) the tech couldn’t open the “frunk” (front trunk) and need to use tools to finally get it open. He then closed the frunk after replacing the battery and same problem again. He then explained he just didn’t have the part to replace it but they can definitely fix it with mobile service I just needed to put in a new request in the app. I did so and they responded with ok when would you like to bring the car in to New Mexico? I live in Colorado. I tried explaining the situation and asking for mobile service but just got Robo responses that said “your service request has been received, please select an appointment time” they want to charge my 500 bucks to fix a latch for the hood and drive hundreds of miles now and the dipshits keep telling me I need to rotate my tires even though the dude who came out inspected the tires and told me it’s unnecessary. It’s like a broken record there is no way to develop a personal relationship with any of the service people. In contrast, other brands of cars I owned I could find a local repair shop that was either an authorized dealer or independent shop where I could call in and speak with the same guy who worked on my car last time and discuss issues and I would generally develop a friendship over time. Tesla is a cold hearted soulless experience and customers are treated like “assets” rather than human beings. My Tesla also can’t even navigate to my home address. It sends me to and empty lot on a different street. In order to troubleshoot the issue, they want me to drive the car to New Mexico for service WTF? How could they possibly troubleshoot the issue without being at the location where it’s happening (it seems to have no issues navigating elsewhere, just to my home) this dioshit wants to go to Mars… he’ll ended up landing on the sun by accident. What a turd of a crappy company. Don’t buy his garbage. The last time I drove it to New Mexico the stupid thing wouldn’t charge at a super charger… it charges at home and with independent charging stations but not with their own chargers. I almost ran out of battery and the car would have been bricked ( there is no “neutral” so it would be impossible to put it on a flatbed truck because all the wheels are locked) finally, I’ve twice had to replace the windshield because of a rock that dinged it. You can’t use a third party glass company because of the electronics in the windshield or cameras projecting through the windshield so I yet again had to take 2 days off and drive to another state and they charged me thousands. The insurance company would only cover a small portion so out of pocket over 1000 every time this happens. Oh and I forgot the door wouldn’t close properly and the radio failed when this car was brand new. It’s a piece of garbage . The idiotic software also allows causes you to dramatically exceed the speed limit because if you are using auto drive and the speed limit changes it keep driving at whatever speed it was previously going, suddenly you are racing through a small town going 65 mph. It didn’t do this when I first purchased it. The endless software updates seem to make the whole experience worse rather than better. It also freaks out and starts sounding alarm bells sometimes when I engage auto pilot because it thinks I’m not “paying attention to the road” it then threatens to remotely disable your ability to auto drive if you do this too many times. Elon is a narcissistic pig with no respect for his customers or employees. Don’t buy one!!!
Wow.
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Thank you for letting us know about the harsh reality of owning a Tesla. It gives people an honest perspective on to the people who are interested in purchasing a Tesla, versus the reality. It's definitely making the case in purchasing a more traditional brand electric vehicle, than a Tesla.
Damn...sounds like a nightmare!
The world's tiniest violin. I heard Tesla had issues some time ago.
*Pay the H-1Bs full salary so it doesn't look like indentured servitude/slave wages.*
We can't have none of that! That would be *attempt to prevent retching* "f a i r".
He’s one of my top 5 comedians of all time and I was born in the early 60s
0:33 LOL That's what I call it: the MAGA Civil War.
That's really funny that he would say that other countries have the best engineers because my son found a MUCH better engineering job in Australia than he could ever find in the USA.
Amen Josh
Delete all X, Facebook and truth social accounts. Show the billionaires what you think
I’m glad he gave props to JJ at the end🤙🏽
my daughter went to the university of columbia in vancouver canada, for a year. that from her university in santa cruz CA. what a surprise, the english standards were much higher, the work load also higher. the expectations also higher. we need quality public education, preschool through post grad. along the lines of Finland, Canada and other developed countries. china, has 1.4 billion people to draw on. the competition is getting more intense. the usofa is falling behind.
Too many students for the amount of universities and instructors. The students at many schools can’t get classes in a timely manner nor housing on campus nor affordable housing nearby anymore. I went to university in the early 80s and every single course was planned for me in my specialized science based degree. I had a full schedule 7a - 5p most days, some labs Saturday morning. When my kids went to university, some semesters they couldn’t even get a full load because not enough classes were available. 🙄
As for the Standards, I can’t say.
@@judipierry549 here at the university of oregon there is a serious effort by the administration to keep raising the tuition and by corporate owned housing to increase rent. making it only the well to do able to afford a degree of any kind. am i paranoid or is this a national thing?
You are at the University of Oregon now? I'm in Oregon... based on your response - you are unaware of the US student protest movement history? US students have attempted to resist the tuition increases for decades. We lost. Militant policing was used to crush young people - over and over again. Would you at least look up what happened? I recommend looking at the student protest movement in California 2008-2009... that dovetails nicely to the Occupy Wall Street movement that followed it by 2011.
@@ChrisMclean126 i totally agree with you. your comment mirrors another one i just made. the problem isn't just tuition but the price of rent, the restrictions on protests, limiting the area, the amount of noise, when protests can happen, the threats on students with grants, international students, manipulating student unions, stealing student union property, millions of dollars worth. it's just unending the amount of fascistic behavior by university admins.
We are in agreement then. My thought was to communicate a focus on the history of struggle and resistance. Wanted to encourage others to have awareness of the past struggle too.
My thoughts exactly.
Im not American. I hear one of South Parks episodes when I see magas on the net "they tuk my jooobb!" "thet tuk arr jooobsss" how long 'til they're on the pile together? 😂😂😂
It's funny because America is mad that people are taking jobs Americans don't want to do because Americans are lazy butt Americans also want to buy the cheapest labor possible which causes this whole trend to get stuff imported from countries where it's basically slave labor wages to produce the products Americans want. It's also crazy that Americans don't want to do jobs like housekeeping in hotels when it's actually decent pay but it's dirty elbow grease work and yeah they're losing the opportunity to be competitive in those jobs and maybe because Americans don't compete the wages are not keeping up with inflation.
Basically Americans not working to make a decent salary is causing salaries to drop or not keep up with inflation and cost of living because we could just sub it out to mygrant or immigrant workers who will gladly have a six-person roommate arrangement in a two-bedroom apartment.
Then we're buying a bunch of crap off of Amazon from the lowest bidders. Amazon a company who has targeted competitors buy under bidding them, in order to gain a monopoly on the market by using its profits to undermine business, so Amazon will take a loss but eventually gain the control of the market, and now we all rely on Amazon for some freaking dumb reason, and storefronts are dying out, also promoting a complete loss in quality of product.
"Terk err jerbs..."😂😂
i love that musk is ripping off les grossman, a character who was literally a parodic indictment on rich people, to tell people he won't hire them.
h1b is cheaper.
Josh Johnson is funny af.
Musk argues that the H1B visa is the only reason he's in this country. Well, in that case, the defense rests.
He's not going to jail for paying a hooker, get over it.
What are you yapping about?@@opadrip
@@opadrip Was it your mother? Get over it.
H-1b - I can't believe I actually agree with Steve Bannon on anything - does in fact take American jobs at a discount to the employer.
MAGA playing victim. Hilarious. Get smarter, you dumb hillbillies. Stop whining
I can not believe that I actually agree with Steve Bannon!!!
He's the freshest comedian since Chris Rock started doing stand up.
I don't understand where people get an idea that American colleges are subpar. I've see something very different from my own experience and everyone else I know who has been to college. We have some stellar universities in the US.
it's not about colleges, immigrants are easier to abuse than americans.
@@twichytailthis is true no matter the field or educational background.
This is baffling! I don't know where it's even coming from!
I bought an Ev specifically not a Tesla. I won't even charge my Ev at a tesla station.
I'm just waiting for the american hacker that steals a good chunk of his cash 😂😂😂
I volunteer for an incredibly underfunded non-profit to train kids from the hood for tech careers, it's amazing how quickly these kids learn from a good, hands on program, going from Burger King to working on investment bank trade floors, but it's a drop in the bucket to all the H1-B recipients flooding in from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh while perfectly smart and willing kids right here in Harlem and the Bronx are totally neglected. Makes zero sense and can only be described as "America Last". I'm not against immigration, but I am against ignoring our own because you think it's cheaper for your bottom line.
hb1s are willing to work for less. and are easier to take advantage of
Enough is never enough.
If you listen to musk he sounds like he is the slow kid in the special class, I couldn't understand this because he is supposed to be this genius.
I would love to see Rick & Josh sit down for a chat. It's would be brilliant!
It's crazy that Ramaswamy talks so much 💩 about American culture but also lives to attempt to rap Eminem lyrics. 🤯 They will say & do anything as long as it benefits them.
LMAO the guy that claims he's never met a racist in America, particularly a white one, is trying to sing lyrics by the same dude that wrote White America and MOSH.
@@rickyhernandez7681 Ann Coulter told him too his face that she wouldn't vote for him because he's brown. Never met a racist, though. 😂
Thrump has never been jock or nerd. He’s been $ his entire life. How does Maga let their hate and ignorance blind them into voting for him again.
If you want people to be more intelligent while also driving social media traffic. That's rather delusional.
Actually, it's postulated that putin is the richest man. He doesn't advertise it. All of the Russian assets that were up for grabs after the fall of the USSR. then add all the oligarchs who have "fallen" out of windows. All their money went to putin.
Yeah but what's that guy going to do a hangout in Russia and be rich it's not like he can travel the world.
If Ramaswami is upset that American women don't like him he should change not Americans.
You left out the part where he mentioned that Zack ended up with a higher score than screech. 😂
Im just going to continue living life and if they want to go to war with themselves over this issue and be unhappy that's there own problem.
Healthy debates is why we won and you will continue to lose
@@opadrip good potato.
Even with that voice modulator, it still sounds totally like Elon with the SA accent, tone, cadence, and choice of words.
A+
Josh is awesome. Come back to Buffalo, NY. Wanna see ya again.
Ah same city as Tammy Newborn. What a great representation
I am laughing so hard... and crying... and laughing...