Batman Contigency Plans: Captain America
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- Discover Batman's contingency against Captain America, combining stealth, gadgets, and strategy, narrated through AI.
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Steve: I can do this all day.
Bruce: I can do this all night.
You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun.
Then the two would never meet, as Steve would go to bed as Bruce emerges from his lair, to scare those who would commit crime upon the streets of Gotham!!
My money is on Cap.
i can do this all afternoon
"America's ass always has something up his sleeves". Best line ever.
LMAO
Best...line...ever!
i couldn't help but laugh hearing that line XD
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AMERICAS ASS! MERICA! F YEAAAH!!
Cheeky
"Counter his signature moves."
The problem, the Batman, is that people like Taskmaster have tried that on Rogers before, and he just shifts his fighting technique to different methods and techniques, even using old-style techniques or alien ones."
And that's why it would be a great fight. They're both incredibly similar. They analyze their opponents as the fight goes on, with Steve's enhanced perception and Bruce's detective skills. They don't rely on one specific style. They switch up everything on the fly. Steve's able to beat people who can mimic or counter his moves, and Batman has beaten physically enhanced super soldiers (Deathstroke)
@@GuyNamedGraypersonally I think it would be a draw
@@doublepoet7852 That sounds very bad ass.
Critical point that has been overlooked: Captain America is also trained in using normal guns. His shield being his main weapon does not mean he will not use other weaponry.
And he doesnt hace a "no kill" rule
Bat-man also knows how to use them & has before
I remember in the Marvel vs DC event in the '90s, they agreed they were so evenly matched, it was pointless to fight.
Expected from Steve, but I think it was the only time Bruce was so humble, lol.
Bruce admitted that Steve could eventually beat him, but asked if he really wanted to.
On the other hand, Cyclops has beaten Batman twice.
It was funny for me looking back at a lot of the 90s DC/Marvel crossovers and seeing just how often they liked pairing up Batman with Captain America like they're the ideal counterparts for one another. They were not only shown working together in DC Versus Marvel but also JLA/Avengers and their own standalone crossover story.
To be fair they spent most of that crossover being the only people in either of their settings to hold the common sense ball and literally work together to figure out what was going on.
@@aaronbosen6743
In both cases there was mental manipulation of their fellow Justice League and Avengers team mates. Batman and Captain America
being highly mentally disciplined, were able to resist. You would think that had a seasoned Green Lantern such Hal Jordan also been
present versus Kyle Rayner, he would have used his superior Will Power, to also overcome mental manipulation.
Just watch out for when he throws his mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.
Unless you're a plane or a bomb or some ice
Then he'll choose to take a nap, because the ice seems nice....
"If he’s led to a fight and a duel is due
Then the red and the white and the blue’ll come through"
@@Rose-yx6jqOr a brainwashed buddy, or Spider-Man
There's actually a crossover comic where Batman and Captain America team up to fight the Red Skull and Joker. Turns out to be what kills Captain america in that specific parallel universe.
Contingency plan: Rick Roll
Subject: Rick Astley
Notice, Bats doesn't talk about going up against Cap in a straight up scrap... Mainly because he knows better... Smart move, Wayne.
Careful Batman is very very Strong
@@Jokerthor1316 He’s just a man. Cap is a super soldier.
@@jeremiah_12 Batman has defeated physically enhanced super soldiers like Deathstroke
These two fought in the 90s “Marvel vs DC” comics. It was a tie. They fought for 4 hours and then saved both universes.
I’m not joking
Contingency Plan: Finger Snap.
Subject: Thanos.
I would think the Contingency Plan would be titled "Sanctuary" after his command ship, or "Titan" after his home planet.
@@chrisstetsko5020 Mad Titan also works
Contingency Plan Code: Arsene
Subject: Joker (Persona)
Contingency Plan Code: Chortle
Subject: Fawful
This Batman contingency plan is perfect as always 2:57 😂🤣💀
Yes finally thank you!
It would be cool if Captain America was to cross over to Batman's Universe to help him with a bad guy. Or the Justice League encounter someone that is worse than Darkseid so the seek the help of Thor and Ironman. Like an animated movie Marvel and DC join forces to make such a movie.
Contingency Plan: Analytical
Subject: Izuku Midoryia
^THIS^
@@BlueBlazerX7 izuku probably also have list of batman capabilities analized somehow...
@@Mordechay98
one of the few characters that is observant and smart enough to figure out the plan and reverse it.
Deku would have contingencies for Batman’s contingencies.
@@Mordechay98 he would probably geek out over batman lol. Given what's considered the norm where Midoria is from a superhero without physical superpowers would be impressive.
Contingency Plan: Ultimate Lifeform
Subject: Shadow the Hedgehog
He already made that.
@@birdlover3271 oh ok. Well then how about Metal Sonic?
@@netherfreakultima4498 Sounds like an idea ^^
Contingency plan code: Jumpman
Subject: Mario.
Batman could make captain America an ally. However, if Luther, Wahler, or Gotham or star labs knew about the super soldier serum from his blood and make a next generation of super soldiers, as well as Luther, using the serum with a platinum steroid Kryptonyte mix and Bean can use the serum to enhance his venom. Batman’s next contingency plan should be about the scarlet witch, Kang, the conquer, or Ultron.
Contingency Plan: Weirdo Witch
Subject: Luz Noceda
😂😂😂😂
Good one
NOW THAT IS A BIT EASY TO DEFEAT LUZ NOCEDA WHICH SOMEHOW INVOLVES BURNING ALL KINDS OF PAPERS WITH FIRE IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE IS NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE PAPER GLYPH MAGIC AND JUST USE THE ABSOLUTE WISH GRANTING POWERS TO ALWAYS EVERY TIME MAKE ALL KINDS OF TITANS EXTINCT IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE THAT THE GLYPH MAGIC IS NOT WORKING AGAINST ALL KINDS OF PEOPLES AND ALL OF THE SHAPESHIFTING ASTRAL PROJECTION FAMILY MEMBERS TOGETHER RIGHT NOW AT ALL COSTS PERMANENTLY EH.
@@brokenbridge6316 thanks ^^
Though seriously, Luz is a powerful opponent
@@netherfreakultima4498---Believe me friend. I'm not arguing. I'm agree with you.
Was NOT prepared to hear Batman say "America's Ass" XD
Contingency Plan Code: Wakanda Forever.
Subject: Ta'Chala AKA Black Panther.
*T'challa*
Aww Batman is so cute to think Steve will be significantly disadvantaged without his shield!
So, you gonna do all Avengers eventually?
Perhaps
@@MultiversalWiisdom The Hulk will be tricky. Even if you target Bruce Banner, his intellect and willpower is nothing to scoff at, and he can't be killed. And there are all the different hulk personas, and Hulk himself, which each are formidable in various ways. Both Bruce and Hulk are hard to plan for due to their incredible intellect, and unreconcilable strength. Plus both sides are wild cards.
What an fun idea
@@CrowbornChaosBruce Vs Bruce 😂
Well they do all have their own comics.
Woo-Hoo! Thank you!
Contingency plan code: Pineapple
Subject: SpongeBob SquarePants
Contingency Plan Code: Secret Formula
Subject: Mr. Crabs
Contingency Plan Code: Karate
Subject: Sandy Cheeks
That’s easy. Just take him out of water
Contingency Plan: Chum Bucket
Subject: Plankton
Contingency Plan Code: Mistress of All Evil
Subject: Maleficent
Contigency: Gamma
Subject The Incredible Hulk
(specifically the comic book version, which is a whole lot more of a problem than his live action adaptations)
That would be a good fight. Because both are excellent at hand to hand combat
Contingency Plan: Descendant Riders
Subject: Tom Kullersen
Fantastic video. Thank you for the video.
Not sure I see Batman referring to "America's ass". :) He doesn't even mention Nightwing's and that's probably a bigger meme.
Well, to be fair, cap is the superhero embodiment of America, the country with the highest military spending in the world, the strongest military in the world, always seeming to have some secret weapon up their sleeve lol
These 2 fought in the Marvel/DC crossover back in the 90's. After several panels of back and forth punching and kicking they 2 of them were overtaken by a torrent of water I think. Cap was somehow knocked unconscious by the deluge but Batman managed to stay conscience and saved Cap. After Cap woke up the 2 of them essentially called a truce and agreed to stop fighting.
Contingency Plan: hee hee
Subject: lord muzan
Wouldn't that plan already be formulated for Michael Jackson?
In truth, a fight between Batman and Captain America has happened before, WAY BACK when Marvel and DC had their VS. Event back in the 90's; if I recall, it was a stand still if no clear winner, as both were just that good at hand to hand combat
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from Worm
Gonna need A LOT of bug spray.
Please make one for courage the cowardly dog
Cook
Captain America was given a super tactical mind via the Serum. He and Batman would be a very good battle.
i mean, all you have to do is talk to him, he's one of the most reasonable heros
I love Batman, my favorite comic book hero second only to the Hulk. But unless he has some serious stuff set up ahead of time and gets him to walk right into a trap, there's no way he's taking Captain America 1 on 1...
"Contingency Plan: I've beaten this guy a few times already ...on to the next file ..."
Batman takes it with research and planning. Cap wouldn't bulldoze him in a sudden encounter but he comes out standing in the end.
The problem with trying to neutralize the shield is that Spiderman already did this in the Civil War fight in the comics. Cap knew Spiderman would try to take it out and planned for it, which allowed him a devastating blow to Spidey's ribs.
That would be cool to see Captain America helping Batman on Gotham City to get minimaze crime scene in the Gotham (or that a crossover where have a nice wholesome meet up between Captain America and Superman being the heroes of hope), since Batman and Captain America did fight in the 90s Marvel and Dc comic where both of them are equal on the hand to hand combat skill
Contingency: Lord of the Apes
Subject: Tarzan
This is a fight that Bats should 1,000% win when he’s prepared
Contingency Plan: Not so Friendly.
Subject: Casper The Friendly Ghost
What I want to know is how the shield ever bounces. It absorbs impacts so, if it hits something, the force that would cause a bounce instead would be absorbed by the shield and it would simply drop.
Greatest line iron man: everything is special about you came from a bottle
Contingency Plan Code: Polka
Subject: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Just don't try to fight him in an elevator, Bruce...
In the comic series Marvel vs. DC, Batman did indeed fight Cap and win using similar tactics to this, though neither wanted to fight each other since the situation was manipulated to pit them against each other.
Contingency Code: Hellblazer (alternatively Laughing Magician)
Subject: John Constantine
Do it ya coward
I’d love to see a contingency plan for Dr.Eggman aka Dr. Robotnik and how Batman would deal with him.
I forget where I learned this years ago prob at least 20 about captain Americas shield but it has long been forgotten and retconned. But it was shown Caps shield was a blend of Vibranium and adamantium which was only possible becouse of a small piece of a metal that was found from an alien spacecraft that scientists said had crashed but was never fully found. This metal had unique properties very much like Terminator 2s body. After years of working with it they figured out it was the only thing on earth that when in liquid form could actually combine and adhere for good Adamantium and Vibranium into a very unique metal under the hottest temperatures they could create in a lab. Well, thats what I remember and thats what i have chisen to believe to this day
I stopped when he didnt try to use a magnet on Caps shield. This is a great video with just that.
Batman canonically wins the fight. He won it with zero prep time too.
In the Marvel/DC cross over Cap and Batman fought for nearly 24 hours straight before Batman admitted that Cap “could” win. But could is pretty far from would lol
You mean that fan voted crap?
Death Battle shows Batman kicking Cap's butt.
There's a marvel vs dc comic from the 90s where batman and captain america fight to a standstill
>Death Battle
There is also a comic where Batman admits Steve could beat him. Screw attack just gave the win to who they like better.@@IrrelevantPride
@@IrrelevantPridenot exactly. He said in the long run cap would end up winning
@@Maestrosendgame it's been a long time since I last read it but I thought batman said they could fight for days/weeks and neither of them would win. I'll have to look for that book.
Spider-Man put it best when fighting Cap during Civil War. Cap doesn’t have moves. It’s one move. One fluid, fast, unending move. Sorry Bruce…you’re underestimating him.
Guyver.1.
Contigency Plan Code: Boulder Puncher
Subject: Chris Redfield
I can imagine that with a combat suit, Batman would get the upper hand, but then Cap would get back up and say….
2:58 Now that's America's Ass🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I do enjoy these little "Batman" posts, it kind of reminds me of the only time I've really seen Batman get his ass kicked and that was fighting Spawn. Whatever Batman can quantify he can defeat. But in Batman/Spawn he says that he doesn't believe that Spawn really exists and so he loses the fight only a few pages later. But then Batman says, "I dont have the power in hand to bring you right down now boy, but I'll get it and we'll meet again." When ?
Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Bucky Barnes, a.k.a. the Winter soldier.
The problem with mcu cap is that he's portrayed in a very clean way who doesn't kill doesn't use lethal attacks doesn't use weapons . Remove all these conditions and cap would most probably win
That's a low blow, Bruce. you know Cap has never strayed from the path of heroism, right?
Most likely he sees Cap's evil counterpart who was a part Hydra.
@@peternguyen7530 thinking fourth dimensionally (by MCU standards, not comics), there hasn't been signs of that happening (or ever WILL happen, unless Hydra gains access to the multiverse and nabs another captain.)
Hail Hrdya
@@shaeker i made an organization/army once that was a combination of AIM and Hydra. (Called them Samael) that was long ago though.
@@DonEBrooke32mind control has been a thing a lot already. Plus the civil war which Batman may side against him
This was already solved in Civil War. You go for the legs.
Contingency plan: Hair Removal
Subject: Bobobo
Make a plan for doctor Eggman, he can make a some serious tech, like metal sonic, and can be a huge threath to the planet, the guy has entire air and space fleets at his disposal (and he made then himself), I wanna see how Batman handle him
One punch connecting from Cap and it's over. No contingency for that. He can bench press about a ton. It's lights out for Bats.
These are fun, but i feel like this story would play out like Batman's lack of a contingency plan for Green Arrow. Seperating him from his gimmick doesn't take away all of the edge because Steve is a very competent fighter and techician.
I just have wonder why this would be necessary. Some of these don't make sense, unless it is just a case of Batman simply being the most supreme fighter, at which point we need a contingency against him.
You already beat him in death battle
Contingency Plan: Best Fighter in the Province
Subject: Scott Pilgrim
"scott pilgrim is a very powerful fighter, able to go against even the toughest of foes, however he has one glaring weakness, women, he for the life of him will not hit a woman, for this contingency plan i will employ batgirl, wonder woman and hawkgirl to apprehend him and place him in a facility guarded by women, this should keep him at bay"
@@joshuahernandez359 Sounds good enough
Is he Jewish?
Contingency plan: Prophet of Nod
Subject: Kane from CnC Tiberium verse(prior to 2010 debacle)
Edit: before someone says,,what debacle?" , i know about the unspoken rule that CnC4 TT never happened/existed. I know that. Thats why Im exluding it
If you ever do Chuck Norris, that is when things get complicated, lol!
Hey This One Was Really Good , Batman's Got This In The Bag ..
I'd like to see Batman's plan to take down Mario.
Cap doesn’t need the shield. No matter how good Batman is he cannot reach caps lvl of ability because he is the absolute apex of Human ability. No matter how Good Batman is he’s only human. Now if the Two were to train together I think both would benefit greatly
Batman Is literally making plans to take down to take down a better person than he is
Mentioned NOTHING about his enhanced hearing, nor psychology of mentioning the loss of past friends "Peggy" and "Bucky" as a possible psyops.
contingency plan name: Devil Gene
Subject: Kazuya Mishima
Dammit, that ending broke immersion.
Funny line, but still...
They should do one for Green Lantern , Blade, Daredevil and Moon Knight
The problem here is that Batman would not inclduve a melee/brawl as a contingency plan. It would make far more sense to incapacitate Rogers way before he got into arms length.
Either that ot just get a bat suit powerful enough to overpower Steve no matter what.
But like Mike Tyson says...."EVERYBODY'S GOT A PLAN TIL THEY GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE!"
I'm pretty sure he aimed that comment at Ol' Bats here regarding fighing Cap.
I'm sorry, Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Mr. Batman, but you have a fellow Patriot that subscribes to your channel that I want to see the Steve erkel casinji plan and I would love to see it too. Not rushing you, but I know you haven't it works. God bless you.
How about contingency plan Gore the god butcher
Do the Zeppelin Incident from Hellsing
Contingency Plan Code: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman
I could eventually see him making a contingency plan for all the South Park kids after that including Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and even the new kid
Cap punched bats so hard he stopped fighting and admitted he could beat him. Not only did he prove he is stronger but faster as bats was trying to go for a point but cap beat him literally to the punch
Contingency plan code: Silent Knight
Subject: Death Angels (quiet place monsters)
Make Next one On vemon xmen how to deal with him
And T 1000
And generation Rex
No doubt Captain America is smart and tough but Batman has gadgets for days. Those would give Cap a really rough time. And Batman is right to snag that shield; it’d make winning a fight against Steve much easier. If Batman really wanted to be cruel, he could use some of Mr. Freeze’s tech to make a Capsicle.
Really hoping for Denji from Chainsaw Man.
Contingency Plan Code: Public Safety
Subject: Denji alias Chainsaw Man
Contingency Plan Code: White Wolf
Subject: James Buchanan Barnes: aka 'Bucky', aka 'The Winter Soldier'.
This seems like overkill... This battle basically comes down to one simple question: Can Batman beat Deathstroke? If the answer is yes, then he beat Cap. Cap is just Deathstroke with a frisbee.
Contigency plan code: Operator
Subject: The Slenderman
Captain America was an inspired choice for this video
It might take a bit...but a contingency plan for the Herrscher of the void from Honkai impact 3rd? Wonder what that would look like.