I be the guy. Napoleon wasn't short. He was 5'2 in French measurements where the inch was longer than the English and American inch. Napoleon was closer to 5'6 or 5'7 was was average to slightly above average height for a man at the time.
Editorial note for the author: Watch your repeated phrases. You used the “you know what the real kicker is?” line three times after I started counting, which I already did because you used it enough to be notable.
@@MuhammadAli-hs5mn Yeah, I've eaten a few calamari in my time. I just wondered whether the name foreshadowed the human response to the beings who dared mess with us. Revenge is a dish best served deep-fried with marinara.
Wish I was a good writer, this gives a neat idea for a hfy story. Instead of humans being biggest/strongest/nastiest creatures around, they're actually just the only race that created spreadsheets and other such stuff used for administrative purposes. They end up becoming the "nerve center" of the galaxy cus there's no better coordinators or planners. Still great in combat, though not cus of raw strength but because we're the only ones that created kung fu. Stuff like that
When you really think about it this concept wouldn’t work. There is no way a species that had thousands of years of tactical knowledge complete biological understanding and technology to put it all together would ever worry about the human race. The fact they knew they were reading the journals meant they had ample time to create a calculated strategy to basically say “sit down” I run this. This conclusion to me is a them just giving up for no reason
Normalize naming Shaka Zulu when naming scary historical leader soldiers that prove humanity is something else. Speak about African superhuman monster myths. We had giants and tricksers and gods too. Kinda breaks immersion for me when Africa is just this big blank space in humanity's history when we should really be the bedrock. All I'm getting from this is EuroAsian decendant humans were alien Superweapons whereas Africans are true natives Earthlings just minding their own business.
Look on the bright side: your myths and legends prove that your ancestors kicked arse when the white people were barely a twinkle in history’s eye. Keep the fire alive, keep the records intact, and make sure it is never forgotten!
Human: "First rule when doing things no one needs to know about. Don't write down your incriminating evidence."
Then again, if you are big enough, no one can call you to court to confess.
@@msumungo unless your smart enough and turn the biggest strength into a weakness
@@msumungoBut your sins can haunt you after a downfall.
The detailed descriptions of alien technology and human genetic manipulation make the narrative incredibly immersive
This is actually a sick concept
I be the guy. Napoleon wasn't short. He was 5'2 in French measurements where the inch was longer than the English and American inch. Napoleon was closer to 5'6 or 5'7 was was average to slightly above average height for a man at the time.
Editorial note for the author: Watch your repeated phrases. You used the “you know what the real kicker is?” line three times after I started counting, which I already did because you used it enough to be notable.
"Calamaru"? Will revenge be served with marinara sauce?
Squid
Yes, with noodles & butter.
@@MuhammadAli-hs5mn Yeah, I've eaten a few calamari in my time. I just wondered whether the name foreshadowed the human response to the beings who dared mess with us. Revenge is a dish best served deep-fried with marinara.
I prefer mine on a bed of Arrowroot Greens and a Balsamic Glaze
Great story, and I love seeing the channels growth, keep up the great work 👍
Awesome, yet the ship should have been the "Lovecraft".
Or "Lovecraft's Cat"
I very much enjoy this channel.
Also,love how your imagination works Marushini
I hope everyone had a good day.
Wish I was a good writer, this gives a neat idea for a hfy story. Instead of humans being biggest/strongest/nastiest creatures around, they're actually just the only race that created spreadsheets and other such stuff used for administrative purposes. They end up becoming the "nerve center" of the galaxy cus there's no better coordinators or planners. Still great in combat, though not cus of raw strength but because we're the only ones that created kung fu. Stuff like that
If you search "the red squiggly line" over on r/hfy there's a story from a few years back that I think you'll like. Spoiler alert;
Spell checker
Also you might have fun with r/writingprompts
Spite and energy drinks are good motivators
I like this sarcastic universe. Cosmically sarcastic.
Good story with a very good narrator!
Vengeance is a dish best served cold...yeeees!
If I say the thing about "calamaru" I'd probably be marinated, breaded and deep fried by the internet.
When you really think about it this concept wouldn’t work. There is no way a species that had thousands of years of tactical knowledge complete biological understanding and technology to put it all together would ever worry about the human race. The fact they knew they were reading the journals meant they had ample time to create a calculated strategy to basically say “sit down” I run this. This conclusion to me is a them just giving up for no reason
What can I say but WAAAAARG!
That woman voice sounds like Jar-Jar with proper english, it must be said.
Sometimes the readers cooperate doing different voices. Thus story would be improved by that.
Are the images ai? Or do you people ai generate an image then fix it
Great. Now I can't be blamed for being an azzhole
LOL! But Mom! It's not my fault the squids made me crazy.🤣
Hell yeah
Normalize naming Shaka Zulu when naming scary historical leader soldiers that prove humanity is something else. Speak about African superhuman monster myths. We had giants and tricksers and gods too. Kinda breaks immersion for me when Africa is just this big blank space in humanity's history when we should really be the bedrock. All I'm getting from this is EuroAsian decendant humans were alien Superweapons whereas Africans are true natives Earthlings just minding their own business.
Look on the bright side: your myths and legends prove that your ancestors kicked arse when the white people were barely a twinkle in history’s eye. Keep the fire alive, keep the records intact, and make sure it is never forgotten!
Oh within 10 minutes
Hello from Alabama
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Some how NOT first
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The somehow is really easy. Somebody beat you
Fix. The. Repetition. Post the story text and I'll show you what I mean.
When someone seeks control there will always be another to try and break it. this is what we were forged to do, fight the injustice of it all.
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PLEASE DONT EVER LET THIS GUY DO A WOMANS VOICE 😖
Pitch them to be a narrator and show us how it's done.
@Coder6719 I'm a sixty year old man. I can't do a womans voice either. They need a woman to read the lines.