I remember listening to an interview about that. Claimed it was ‘too good to flush’ so he popped it in his hand luggage, not appreciated by airport staff in Japan.
Gordo is just a Wall-Street version of Kermit and I LOVE IT! “ Your dad wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. “
find omnipotence vulvovaginal MCU everybody everyone extolling g yu NGO you bro hey it up it kg it out it hi night buggy hi hi hi hi hi by by by by yu by by hu ft by by hu by hu hu hungry buggy hurty kippy it by horror horopito
As others have pointed out he just said greed is good not sharing is bad. The only reason he brings up sharing at all is to call out Kermit for being a hypocrite for encouraging kids to share when he’s being paid quadruple for doing the exact same job.
It's also a fake measure, as they quantify wealth as a net worth of active minus passive. In other words if you are in the first payment of your 5 bedroom 3 bathroom 2 car garage and a pool house, you have negative wealth. If you have one dollar but no debts at all you are one of the richest person in the world, as per idiotic gini standards
been greedy is a better greed my dad said been greedy is bad well your dad wouldn't know how to put his own shoes on you think Kermit is making more money by singing and dancing lmfao
The Swedish Chef skit was aired in 2006. According to the Muppets wiki, the Swedish Chef has been married since at least 2007 due to a goof on America's Got Talent when the person doing his hands forgot to remove his wedding ring.
"SHE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE?! What is your degree in? Poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies! Why not use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us when we can all just get on our knees and pray?! We dont have knees, motherf**kers!!"
After the sketch: "Count, what happened to your monocle?" "Ha ha ha, I was with one lady, ha ha ha; two ladies, ha ha ha... Who am kidding? Those whores are blackmailing me. I had to pawn My monocle to pay!" 😭
@3:15- Rolph is playing piano for Dr Teeth. Rolph is the original Muppet. He even predates Kermit by a few years. This is a bit like Snoopy playing piano for Schroeder. I think of Scorsese's 'Last Waltz'..
2:13 Janice is lead guitar and Floyd plays bass in the band but in this scene Janice is playing a Fender J bass and Floyd is playing what looks like a left handed Les Paul except he's playing it right handed even though Floyd is left handed. Sloppy.
I agree.. shows they were not humble caretakers of the community before them. Bully jokes w/no creative presentation, making a buck off of others unique talents..
I do have an issue with that "Biggest Loser" sketch, claiming Miss Piggy is 'delusional' about being a karate master...did they even watch "The Muppet Show" where she and Cheryl Ladd are practicing karate while singing "I Enjoy Being a Girl"? "The Muppet Movie" where she tries to save Kermit from a mad scientist? The epic scene where she chases down a mugger on rollerskates when he steals her purse in "The Muppets Take Manhattan"? Oh, and that great scene in "Muppets Most Wanted" where she takes Constantine by the flippers and whacks him around like a baseball bat against a helicopter windshield?! Tell me again how she's 'delusional' when we see her badassery in a lot of Muppet productions?
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2:59 That's a reference to Paul McCartney, who was arrested in Tokyo for cashing weed around 1980.
I remember listening to an interview about that. Claimed it was ‘too good to flush’ so he popped it in his hand luggage, not appreciated by airport staff in Japan.
Shoulda boofed it like a man.
A ziplock bag and a healthy appreciation for his backdoor could have saved him a lot of trouble...
TheApexSurvivor no man goes in his out door
40 years ago today
“ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ HOWARD ɪᴍ DYING!!!“ 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
I keep reminding to that part 😂😂😂
@@shamartTM timestamp?
@@christianasuncion 2:07
Fuck you Howard I'm dying XD
best line ever
Liz Pine dead XD
OdditiesASMR 😂😂😂😂😂
That electric mayhem bit was kinda depressing.
welcome to Jim Hensons Muppets
More like Jim Morrison's Muppets
Agent Prime true
Agent Prime it got depressing at the animal part
That was the point.
Gordo is just a Wall-Street version of Kermit and I LOVE IT!
“ Your dad wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. “
Plot twist:he is Kermit
He’s based on the Michael Douglas character, Gordon Gekko, from the movie Wall Street
my favorite line
0:30 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅
The libtards wouldn't understand the phrase "fuck your feelings" if they can't learn to grow a thicker skin!
The Swedish Chef can talk normally! I knew it!
find omnipotence vulvovaginal MCU everybody everyone extolling g yu NGO you bro hey it up it kg it out it hi night buggy hi hi hi hi hi by by by by yu by by hu ft by by hu by hu hu hungry buggy hurty kippy it by horror horopito
@@gladysgramajo730 The Fuck?
R/ihadastroke
Dork
Gladys Gramajo yes
"Holy shit, you make me wanna pee myself, that was terrible"
Best line i've ever listen
1:49
"Sharing is bad. Now let me share some of my wisdom with you kids and then go out and share my wealth by buying you suits."
Maybe he is making the kids his interns, ye know get free labour out of them. Then hiring them when they are trained
Jay he’s investing in his future workforce
But he didn't say sharing was bad, just that greed is good. Greed works if you share a little taste.
@@BeaverChainsaw He seems more the type to exploit people for free labour and then drop them to get another batch of free labor.
As others have pointed out he just said greed is good not sharing is bad. The only reason he brings up sharing at all is to call out Kermit for being a hypocrite for encouraging kids to share when he’s being paid quadruple for doing the exact same job.
“The richest 1% of this country owns half our country’s wealth, 5 trillion dollars.”
*ONE TRILLION HA HA TWO TRILLION* 😂 0:18
Dave Hahn Shut up
Send him to the ranch. Shut te fuck up nicca
It's also a fake measure, as they quantify wealth as a net worth of active minus passive. In other words if you are in the first payment of your 5 bedroom 3 bathroom 2 car garage and a pool house, you have negative wealth. If you have one dollar but no debts at all you are one of the richest person in the world, as per idiotic gini standards
been greedy is a better greed my dad said been greedy is bad well your dad wouldn't know how to put his own shoes on you think Kermit is making more money by singing and dancing lmfao
@@michaelmyers1301 Ok Gordo its time to get back to the office
"holy shit! you make me want to pee myself, that was terrible". gets me every time.
childrenoftherez Makes me laugh everytine
Coming back to this video after a few years, the "fuck you, Howard. I'm dying" bit still makes me laugh
3:23 "Hey! Björk Björk!" I was rolling on the floor.
I take it means "whore" in Sweedish?
SpiceYourLife The Bjork stalker
SpiceYourLife Björk is a Singer....
New York
Oh Hey
Tork
RIP
Peter Tork
1942-2019
@@kaiserxblue No, björk is a name of tree sort
0:32 Legendary insult.
Lol
YESSSS
"Fuck you Howard! I'M DYING."
F***** KILLS ME EVERY TIME.
I know so funny
Me too!! Oh my god!!!🤣🤣😅
😂😂😂
Why'd you write out the first F word but sensor the second? Lol
@@xavierbeurre8064 fr lmao
"Fuck you, Howard. I'M DYING!!"
I still love randomly saying that when I disagree with someone.
Dr. Teeth: Good friends and good health.
Janice: *Cough, cough
The Swedish Chef skit was aired in 2006.
According to the Muppets wiki, the Swedish Chef has been married since at least 2007 due to a goof on America's Got Talent when the person doing his hands forgot to remove his wedding ring.
animal getting put down was depressing af lmfao
What’s more, he didn’t deserve it! Ed McMann had it coming!
“Well I guess that lesson ended with the number DOUSHBAG”
-Kermit 2020
*douchebag
Jim Henson would have probably laughed at this if he was still alive.
I love robot chicken❤️
I finally found someone with the same taste as me
Uncle Daley fuck
Uncle Daley I love it too
Uncle Daley I love it too
Sunsetmarrow 55 I love it so much 😍
2:07 and there’s 5 years of history about Howard Stern shown in about 3 seconds.
Spork spork? ORC!!!! ORC ORC ORC!!!!!!!!!! ORC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WillWillz who eats a hotdog with a spork
Gabi Murray No clue
Gabi Murray people in prison 🙄
"I guess that lesson was brought to you by the number douchebag."
I'm dying here.
R.I.P. Animal. 😞
He does return in the Portal from Facebook Muppet commercials.
0:18 Ben Shapiro The Frog
Kermit's has a point
The Otaku Dragon Slayer
In real life maybe but not in the fun zone where sesame street doesn't suck so much ass for once
1:21 is it me or Kermit's face looks creepy?
Look at the difference in there pay lol
Well that’s what happens when you have debts with the mob
he's supposed to be frowning
Corythosaurus
The swedish chef was the best:)
Agreed
1:47 had me in stitches 😂
“Fuck you Howard, I’m dying!” My favorite line ever
More like the only scenes with the muppets ha
Worlds edgiest comment.
+Matt Tate
L
Not really
2:07 is probably one of the funniest lines iof this show for some reason
"I'M dYiNg"
Think it was a Pamela Anderson reference
Everytime i get downed and my friend doesnt revive me right away I always reference this line.
it's the delivery :')
"SHE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE?! What is your degree in? Poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies! Why not use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us when we can all just get on our knees and pray?! We dont have knees, motherf**kers!!"
That was actually a really good Michael Douglas impression.
0:23 Is Count using a condom as a monocle?
Omg he is
After the sketch:
"Count, what happened to your monocle?"
"Ha ha ha, I was with one lady, ha ha ha; two ladies, ha ha ha... Who am kidding? Those whores are blackmailing me. I had to pawn My monocle to pay!" 😭
3:30
4:00 *I love it how he screams orc*
Holy shit..the Swedish Chef at 3:19 - 4:15 is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!
"Get the hell off my back woman! Gah!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣
@@raymondjones7423 "can't i get a moment of f*cking peace?!"
3:37 My Hero Academia in a nutshell
Haha I get it cause it sounds like quirk lol
I want a gordon the gecko's rendition of Wallstreet movie disney.. if I knew you wouldn't fuck it up even though you're the best company for it.
AHH!! ORK, ORK OOORK!!
The Electric Mayhem one was very depressing and realistic.
The lore is more deep that the real show
4:05 The chef just went from Swedish to Italian in two seconds! 🤣
0:48 It was better than sx *thrusting movements* lmfao
Muppet murder mystery is one of the best sketches
“Like, he gave me hepatitis c! I only have five years to live!”
"You gonna show me those boobs?"
“FUCK YOU HOWARD! I’M DYING!”
1:30
"I even slept with Josie of the Pussicats..."
Dr. Teeth, you are a man of taste, sir.
……back then that meant something
"You gonna show me those boobs?"
"Fuck you Howard I'm dying"
Lmfao
2:06 😂
-show that boobs....
-Fuck you Howard, I'm Deadying 😂😂😂
Finally a good copy of the Swedish Chef!
“your dad wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel” 🤯
Kermit: Hedgefunds
Gordon: the dude who bought the stocks of GameStop
Kids: the rest of reddit
Gorden should be a real muppet
Who dislikes this? WHY? "Behind the Music" is far out, man. Far freakin' out.
Dislikes are from Gordo
4:01 Orc! 😱
2:35 does that actually happen
They are strapped in
“Your dad wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot, if the instructions were on the heel”. 0:32
4:07 I never heard this guy angry!
Swedish Chef talking normally just caught me off guard!
2:47 the nurse was crying
That is either the best Kermit impersonation or the original voice actor
I love when he beats the guy lol
The end made ma crack
@3:15- Rolph is playing piano for Dr Teeth. Rolph is the original Muppet. He even predates Kermit by a few years. This is a bit like Snoopy playing piano for Schroeder. I think of Scorsese's 'Last Waltz'..
3:50 bork bork bork
it’s pork
"fuck you Howard. I'm dying!" Gets me everytime
you do know there a cure for Hep-C now but its very expensive.
So that's what happened to Ed McMahon... he was a fine Marine! Ooh-Rah!
Animal was at least held accountable for what he did.
You don't physically attack Johnny Carson's bff on national tv and get away with it
1:03 I'm sorry but Seth Green says "Eletric" instead of "Electric" every time and it bothers me WAY more than it should...
Axel Duran ocd much?
2:45 At that moment, you can see the nurse shed a tear.
Did you download greed again, Gordon Gecko?
PORG! PORG PORG PORG
3:31 I laughed way to hard right here
Gordo sounds like my dad
The kids right greedy's bad and the number kids don't be greedy
Rip Peter Tork
Kermit: Sharing is caring :D
"USSR anthem starts playing"
"Stalin shows up and throws everyone on Sesame Street in gulag"
My new favorite number:
DOUCHEBAG
The Electric Mayhem special was awesome! XD
0:58 But shouldn't that be "Brought to you by the WORD Douchebag"? I'm not too sure what sesame street does. shit.
Poor Janice...😔
2:43 you will live on animal in our hearts (y didn't u use tranquilizer and calm down lessons)
spork spork fork spork ORC ORC
1:35 you can see the person inside kermit
2:13 Janice is lead guitar and Floyd plays bass in the band but in this scene Janice is playing a Fender J bass and Floyd is playing what looks like a left handed Les Paul except he's playing it right handed even though Floyd is left handed. Sloppy.
I agree.. shows they were not humble caretakers of the community before them. Bully jokes w/no creative presentation, making a buck off of others unique talents..
2:39 *RA*----*ra*---ra---ra...
I saw Animal attacking that guy years ago and Animal getting executed in the doctor's office years ago and it was funny and crazy at the same time.
There a new movie call happy time murders the director is the person who makes muppet movies coming soon rated R
I've seen it. Piece of crap.
0:06 the ender dragon when you finally get to the end:
Couldn't Animal just find god like in Family guy?
Muppets don't need your belief, they are above it
1:41 "Chunk-O-Cheese" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I do have an issue with that "Biggest Loser" sketch, claiming Miss Piggy is 'delusional' about being a karate master...did they even watch "The Muppet Show" where she and Cheryl Ladd are practicing karate while singing "I Enjoy Being a Girl"? "The Muppet Movie" where she tries to save Kermit from a mad scientist? The epic scene where she chases down a mugger on rollerskates when he steals her purse in "The Muppets Take Manhattan"? Oh, and that great scene in "Muppets Most Wanted" where she takes Constantine by the flippers and whacks him around like a baseball bat against a helicopter windshield?!
Tell me again how she's 'delusional' when we see her badassery in a lot of Muppet productions?
It's so hard to see Robin Williams at 3:27 now...
R.i.p 😇😭
Lord Hate Monger why was it funny
Black Cherubim is that in the movie or in real life?
2:00 I was lost and I died a lot of times in multiplayer versus in Mario Maker 2 version 3.0.0
0:32
Gordo just added some salt to that burn
And that man in the Kermit costume went onto fight crime in Louisiana.
That’s a pretty good Janice voice.
And the muppets moved to adult swim, went on the dark side.
count Dracula stop fucking counting...
Who else got the first clip replayed durning animal's death
I can't stop laughing at "Fuck you Howard, I'm dying."