The Best of Dracula | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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Bram Stoker's literary cadaver Dracula chows down on terrorists and unrelenting dinner party hosts.
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"Nurse, what was his blood pressure?"
"Zero over zero."
"Okay, that's pretty low."
LOL
Low as his testicles.
No concern.
Dr Nick walks in the room: HAAYYY everybody
Dr: Nick blood pressure 0 over 0 seems normal, you're as healthy as a practice corpse
Nurse: Dr nick those wheren't for practice
“Here’s another look at Dracula’s balls” thanks for that Robot Chicken
We get not what we want, but what we need.
"here they are, bleh!"
Uni Frog I read this at the exact part
We get not what we need, but what we deserve.
@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 we got we don't deserved but we got what we were given.
"Where's the bomb?!"
"You'll know when you're dead!"
"I AM DEAD"
LMAO HAHAHAHA
It has to be Steve Blum voicing him. He rocks.
where is that chaac montage
idk
Bite me. (looks at the camera, smiling)
hahaha i'm dead too :D
As a chinese, I can attest to the fact that the doctor looked like a Hong rather than a Wong. 8/10 times, the goatee is a giveaway.
Burton L lol
THATS HOW YOU TELL!
666 likes ...well played sir.
Kyle Brett is no more haha
A chinese named burton I presume
Dracula: "I took care of the bomb but I'm afraid all the passengers are dead."
Flight attendant: "But we're not dead?"
Dracula: **hangs up the phone**
soulassassin0g read this as soon as that part was played and almost died
He's gonna OD on blood. Or throw up from stuffing himself. Whichever. 🤣😅😅
Pretty sure he cant take on all the passengers
@soulassassing0g *over 100 likes for repeating what the video said*
@Chris Oly I know, right?!
Dracula in his bat form trying to catch up to the plane was adorable 🥰
"No, I'm on a liquid diet"
The silence after that😂
That new hellsing arc looked awesome
Matheus Costa I half expected him to throw the bomb at nazis while seras victoria shot down a zepplin at the same time
XD
I love the fact that dracula basically kills everyone but it still somehow works out for him. 😂
“The following takes place between the Advent of Chaos, and the killing of Chaos.”
-Jack Garland
"I took care of the bomb but all the passengers are dead!"...
"But we're not dead??..."
*closes phone*
Feeding time!!!!!!
'here's another look at Dracula's balls'...........had me in stitches!
"those are hanging a little low"
Are you ok? Why are u in stitches I really hope everything is fine!!!! Make sure u see the doctor though!
Drac: I don't like ... You.
Host: Well I don't like you!
I was probably the only dying after that. 😝😂
Probably .
EXTRA THICC.
Lol that got me too! 😂😂😂
That caught me off guard 😂
best part to me lol
Here's idea how about having Dracula having an unexpected, unplanned family reunion with Draculoura his Daughter from Monster High, Sibella his Daughter from Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Mavis his Daughter from Hotel Transylvania and Alucard his Son from CastleVania
That has to be, the most ambitious crossover, ever, of all time. 10/10 In concept, I'd go just for the sake of it.
Let's keep Alucard out of that one... I could see everyone but him.
Hellsing Alucard be like:
I love how every skit has a different Dracula Action Figure
Drac: i took care of the bomb, but i'm afraid the passengers are dead
Stewardes: But were not dead **half a second for a horrified face from everyone**
Lmao XD
It has to be Steve Blum voicing it. He rocks. xp
thats the best part XD
Uriel Septim It's not Steve Blum. It's Christian Slater.
Yeah i watched the video to kid.
That was one of very few times ive actually felt fear watching robot chicken
i miss when vampires used to be nearly unstoppable death machines :)
Hellsing Alucard: Permit me to introduce miself...
Tsubaki of Melancholy (AKA me...LOL) We still are ^^. We just also like to have icecream when we arent killing people or starting wars.XD
Same
@@bloomblock2768 probably the strongest vampire ever written
@@batman_but_caked_up I take that as a challenge.
“I don’t drink… Chaos.”
-Jack Garland
To be more exact, since Dracula was based off of Vlad the Impaler who was born in 1431, Dracula would be 589 years old today
He's actually based off Elisabeth Bathory.
Do you have any proof of that?
Yeah that's what I should have said. His appearance is that of Vlad. And his character is that of Elisabeth.
+Byron Senior
And his vampirism is based on that of Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's "Carmilla".
Didn't know that. Cool.
I don't drink..whatever you just said
Boy you're racking up the weirdo points, ya know that buddy?
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I don't like.. YOU
@@unfairdarklight3940 well I don't like you!
..ble ble.
I don't like you@@amyschildgamerlive4519
Rejected Sub-Title for a Castlevania Game: Dracula's Balls.
"I don't like...You" how I end all my conversations
Dracula destroyed his mortal enemy and had himself an all u can eat buffet. Pretty maniacal.
I was on a stake out....
Best line in the entire skit 🤣
A couple of good laughs in that one. Well done !! Well worth a watch.
"Bite me" :D
I hope he realized he deserved to die for that joke alone
SuperKiobi13
Look on his face said, “Worth it.”
"RELEASE THE BOMB!"
"Wait for it - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEAND NOW!"
I usually don't comment the quotes straight from the video we all just watched, but that part was my favourite TH-cam moment of the week 🤣
Man this Dracula 24 skit was a struck a genius.
*stroke of genius
Dracula: we took care of the bomb but all passengers are DEAD
Flight attendant: WEre nOt dEad!
Dracula: imma end them 😏
2:10- that kills me every time 😆
tf u r still alive then?
@@nneeerrrd yes. It's a figure out of speech. 🙄
I love that thing he always does randomly at 4:00 hes looks at the camera like, Blaaaaah.
"I was on a stake out" 😂😂😂
“I was on a stake out” 😂
If you ask me I think Dracula set the whole terrorist attack up I mean seriously he killed every informant and miraculously knew which plane has the bomb and somehow knew where the bomb was exactly and the plane just so happens to fly over his arch enemy’s home and now he has an entire plane of people to drink from yeah definitely a set up
"a sore throat bleh!" fukt lol
here's another look at draculas balls XD
The only thing I have against vampire logic nowadays is there are blood banks around the world
That may be true but, if you go by the vampire myth, vampires prefer to drink blood directly from a living host. Blood kept in banks isn't the right temperature and there's the risk of clotting/coagulation. That said, vampires do not have to drain their victims to the point of death. If vampires really existed and they could exercise some restraint, I'm certain many people would volunteer to feed them, sort of like a symbiotic relationship. I mean, how cool would it be to have almost indestructible beings willing to protect humanity from beings more dangerous than us in exchange for simply being fed? As long as no one has to die or be turned against their will, I don't see a problem with it. This is all a moot point, of course, as vampires don't exist, but it is cool to think about.
@@james_ford86
You would be on here with that hippie bullshit.
Please go feed some poor leeches with that logic. Lol
@@Genesiscoupe3000 I'm not a hippie, and hippies were born way before my time. That said, I was simply discussing a hypothetical situation. Would it happen? Most likely not. But, if you didn't want to read about it, you could have simply not read the fucking post. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
@@Genesiscoupe3000 easily triggered are we?
@@james_ford86
Lol easily triggered kid?
I was making a joke, but I should have expected you to be the overly sensitive type.
I'll ask my girl if you can borrow some of her tampons.
I like how the action bit was basically just a vampire version of the jet scene from The Boys
I think the last Dracula is voiced by the same dude who voices Jack Garland from Strangers of Paradise, but I could be wrong (the dude voices one of the Draculas on this show).
Nope, you're definitely right. That's Jack Garland's voice actor, Mocean Melvin.
@@nicksbrown1994 half locomotive half vampire bat all chaos hater
Dracula is awesome.
can we download dracula's (and palpatine's) ringtone somewhere? :D
Realkorti It's just the ringtone from 24. I'm sure you can find it somewhere
Goddamnit this could actually be a pretty cool movie!
Probably alone on this, but the funniest part was when he woke up seeming very shook, looking around blinking his eyes, then checked his watch said "huh" and passed back out.
I spit my water when the nurse said “ 0/0”
I feel like I don´t deserve this show. Is just too good.
The end is disturbing 😂
Where's the Bomb ?
"BITE ME " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:14 lol “your racking up the weirdo points, you know that buddy!?” 😂
"Now here's another look at Dracula's balls. *plop*" LMFAO
"but we're not dead"
You see you were, the moment a vampire boarded the plane.
“I don’t drink wine. I don’t drink beer. I don’t drink, what ever you just said. I don’t drink water. I don’t like you”
I wish I could get out of bed that energetically.
"But we're not dead",....*click*, lol.
I almost spitted out my tea when on bomb dropping scene. 🤣😂
What's so great about this is that Kiefer Sutherland not only starred in 24 he also played a vampire in The Lost Boys.
Dam Dracula got the lightskin stare
“But we’re not dead!”
*click*..
2:39 finally a decent tie on the show !
4:29 - go for papa palpatine.
Dracula makes the worst super hero ever!
Bigrookie Superman killed more people in Metropolis
Haters gonna hate!😅
He.....sucks........ as a super hero
@@DartLuke Only with idiots like Zack Snyder are writing him, don't use that as an example. The man once said he'd only write Batman if he could have him raped in prison. I'm not sure how he got the job of running the DCEU.
I don’t like yoooouuu
Man: can I get you something to eat?
Dracula: no, I’m in a liquid diet
*stares at the camera
That bat was adorable
Air hostess -" but we're not dead "
Dracula- 'yet'😂😂
I really wanted The Dark Universe to become a thing.
I wanted Ahmanet and Dracula to duke it out against eachother
"What is that? Is that a bomb?" Van Helsing
☺😀😁😂
Can't wait for necks weeks installment of Dracula
That 24 skit was hilarious
Did that bat have on boots?? 🤣🤣🤣
4:32 has the same energy as the Revenge of the Sith younglings scene
This skit always makes me laugh 😂🤣
drac is the og batman
Season 2 Castlevania looks great
The balls have dropped
Wine i don't drink wine ok beer i don't drink beer
When Markplier is a doctor
........."wait for it.....wait for it........."
*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NOW!*
Last one is just so good
Holy shit is that Markiplier?!
TheKrensada
No. He’s not half Chinese.
He’s half Korean.
He does look like Mark
@@jennikifm2 and sounds like him
"Something Asian" Oh wow.
I genuinely think Dracula set up that terrorist attack just to kill his arch nemesis and to have a plane of people 2 feed off of
That Dracula 24 reference is perfect down to the annoying ringtone lol
He's also voiced by Christian Slater. Sounds pretty good for a Keifer Sutherland imitation voice haha.
I loved the references to 24, I loved that show!
Is the music in 3:31 a throwback to Castlevania? I dig it!
My part was Drac at the dinner table.
Ruben Vela I loved that part.. ‘I don’t drink.. beeeeeeer’ ahahah damn these skits were funny.
@Dave Gordon no I didnt do the voice. My favorite is how he talks and look at the camera when the guy asked if he wanted a drink.
“Wine?”
“I never drink...WINE.”
“Oh...perhaps a beer, then?”
“I never drink...BEER.”
“Well, how about a stiff one? I make a mean Harvey Wallbanger!”
“I never drink...whatever you just said.”
1:58 - 2:01 I screamed- 😭
1:45 wait is that Markiplyer ?
2:04 I dont say BLAH BLAH BLAH
that last part was pretty Alucard-y ngl lmao
1:37 -- Keanu Reeves
Dracula is a leprechaun
That last bit was really good
1:49 lmao
1:39 that's markiplier
Snow Tigerfirst
Lol xD
3:17...Burst lungs!
I for one, was grateful for another look at Draculas balls😂
The dead shall dance, and all of Hell shall sing
Ahahaha 'stakeout'!
They hired an outstanding music band for a 1 minute stop motion skit about Dracula's balls.
This show is the best.
Funny how his voice changes from classic Dracula to angry kiefer. 🤪🤪🤪
"I don't drink
wine"
that's iconic
(I thought that phrase was "born" on netflix Dracula)
I Am On A Liquid Diet 🤣😂
That was too funny 😂😂😂🤣