i’m crying actual tears right now bc he’s so comfortable with his sexuality at this point that he’s just making a bunch of references to the community 😭
Extroverts: Well shit what the hell am I supposed to do now? There's nothing to do inside! Introverts: I'm okay with this Animal Crossing: Releases Nintendo: Stonks and now im going to buy animal crossing, never played one of these in my life, but it's time!
@Lily Genuinely me right now 😅 I've been thinking about getting animal crossing for a little bit, and I just found out from this video that there's a new one, so I'm off to go buy it even though I technically don't need it but I do need another way to forget that the only two people I've seen in two weeks are my parents and the one time I'm desperate to go outside I can't 🙃 Edit: Update I got it lmao
phil: doesn’t know what his eye color is dan: that’s a trick question, your eyes are like three colors at the same time, they’re blue, green and yellow
LilactheRuevet idk if you’re sarcastic but it’s a quote from their “friend test” from summer in the city, and yes, the whole point of the game was showing how well they know each other
I’ve watched so much animal crossing today and I’ve learned 2 things 1. Everyone reads “something to kill time” as “something to kill me” 2. Nookia is the only valid name for the nook phone and no one can change my mind.
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 🤦♀🤦♀Polyamorous is nothing to do with lgbt. They're literally just people who like to date more than one person at a time. That was called something else when I was in school.. but anywaaaaaaaaays
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 It's not 'gatekeeping'. It's a LITERAL FACT. You can go look it up if you like. When you're done with the faux social 'justice' warrior thang. 🤷♀
@@AlexiaPrilipceanu he and dan though dont share similar features, names, or have a family connection... so what is your point? you could have said because he's gay and proud and it would make more sense
Things I didn't expect to hear Phil say: "Gay raccoon lovers." "Raccoon mafia" "Drag his koala ass out of there and steal it." "S E X" "A crab just peed out of the sand at me."
Phil after 20 minutes of playing: "I think that's enough Animal Crossing for today" Me after playing for 8 hours straight: *_i ' l l j u s t c a t c h o n e m o r e f i s h_*
"Imagine if I just ran into the ocean and drowned." "They've grown elderly and died." "He just got possessed by actual Satan." "I'm gonna drag his koala ass out of that in the middle of the night and steal it." "I hope he choked on the seeds." Positive vibes, Phil. 😋
This really makes me miss DanandPhilGames 😭 I'm so glad you're enjoying this game though! It's very Phil. As someone who used to run an animal crossing tumblr blog, I want it so bad
phil: “january birthdays who always get everyone’s leftover christmas chocolate” me: my parents delay christmas until my birthday for ‘convenience’ ...
“I’ll just call it anxiety in capital letters” - Phil 2k20 okay but like that’s the biggest mood. Edit: JESUS CHRIST PHIL LIKED THE COMMENT WHAT IS THIS NIGHT?! 🥺💜 thanks for the likes lol
Phil: "there's always one person who calls himself Dicknose or something" My dad who's sitting next to me as I'm watching this who's name in acnh is literally 'fuck off' in Japanese: **looks over mildly offended**
I love how ever since Phil came out he’s been making gay references, it just shows how comfortable he is in his sexuality and I couldn’t be more proud ;,)
EVERYONE WHO IVE SEEN PLAY THIS thinks it says “something to kill me” when Timmy and Tommy ask the question at the beginning and that’s exactly what I thought it said at first too lmao
LMAO literally every single person sees "something to kill time" as either "something to kill me" or "something to kill" so it's not just you phil don't worry
![Most LOVED & HATED Villager From Every SPECIES - Animal Crossing New Horizons [January 2021]](/img/n.gif)
*day 5 of quarentine*
i have forgotton how to talk to humans and only know the strange language of the animal crossing people
Blebeblabebsle babandlelensn kffjckdnekvel
Ble bla blin bla bla blimbanelebanban bunban
Edit: just thought I’d say my likes are at 69 rn lmao
blekekan naina ni ba bl bubub bub i bo non
Yall really do be speakin animalese
Memoni na banalaro kemo. (I drink cheese)
phil: this is so wholesome!
ten mins later:
"imagine if threw myself into the water"
"gonna steal the mf tent"
"i hope they choked on the seed"
"I hope they choked on the seed" is a phrase I never want to hear or read again
Scarlet Maddness HAHHAHAHA
"can I mate with a squirrel?"
"He got posessed by actual satan"
@@-_-atlas-_- "when do I tell her I'm gay"
Phil playing a wholesome game:
No one :
Not one soul:
Phil: "I'm gonna drag his koala ass out of there in the middle of the night and steal it"
Vikky I READ THIS COMMENT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS HE SAID IT IM SOOO SHOOK
"are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers?"
"oh it's polyamorous"
this is a new era of Phil guys
vannilla foxes I’m living for this new era
@@poorlywrittenfics ME TOO
They're twins and an uncle 😔
Hella representation
we stan an out and proud king
The next level of Dan, Antony or a rat: twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers
TEARS
yES OML
HOOO
asdfghjkl
jdhdhsksjdhsg
"I'll just call it anxiety in capital letters"
-My parents naming me
“Are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?”
The question I never knew i needed
“Oh it’s polyamorous!”
I love how Phil can now make gay jokes. I live for the gay jokes!
All
Me trying to bond with people:
“Should I tell it I’m gay now?”
Same
Lololol
Same.
i’m crying actual tears right now bc he’s so comfortable with his sexuality at this point that he’s just making a bunch of references to the community 😭
yess omg im so proud!! I love Phil so much and it is so heartwarming to see him so comfortable...
Pride is definitely the word I’m looking for
Maybe he’s a bitch
Everyone’s reaction: HOW DARE YOU
Lucky Charm what
I love that “shall I tell her I’m gay now” came before “also she’s a squirrel”
Lol. If only she were a male squirrel
It is very important
"Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers?"
"Oh, it's polyamorous"
Omg I'm laughing so hard and I'm not even a minute in
the name “interactive introverts” takes a new meaning with this coronavirus situation
The irony of it...and it is now social distancing
Extroverts: Well shit what the hell am I supposed to do now? There's nothing to do inside!
Introverts: I'm okay with this
Animal Crossing: Releases
Nintendo: Stonks
and now im going to buy animal crossing, never played one of these in my life, but it's time!
@Lily Genuinely me right now 😅 I've been thinking about getting animal crossing for a little bit, and I just found out from this video that there's a new one, so I'm off to go buy it even though I technically don't need it but I do need another way to forget that the only two people I've seen in two weeks are my parents and the one time I'm desperate to go outside I can't 🙃
Edit: Update I got it lmao
9:55 the fact he said "should I tell her I'm gay now?" so casually made me smile :)
Phil remaining wholesome while also being entertaining for his now much older audience
We’re still young at heart tho 🥺
It's the sweetest thing honestly
I am a:
❌Twin
❌Clone
❌Friend
✔Gay raccoon lover
Goes to create his character:
“This is the most stressful part because there’s no coming back from this”
_you can change this later_
“are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?” asking the real questions there phil
eryn aren’t they brothers
"Oh, it's polyamorous."
they are soulmates
They are twins brothers. Tom Nook's nephews in fact.
When he said that, my face just scrunched up and I was like “they’re brothers”
Phil: Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay racoon lovers?
2 minutes later: oh, so it's polyamorous
dan and phil: *exist*
the internet: “are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?”
bruh lmao
SQ38 Wait so they are brothers then 😂
THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED
@@ebru9366 aww thank you ❤️
243 likes? I've literally peaked
“The problem is, if I start playing I might never stop, so this might be a 17 hour long video”
K but.. where’s the problem
I’d love a 17 hour video from Phil
chloe hart Yea Same
All the editing
phil: doesn’t know what his eye color is
dan: that’s a trick question, your eyes are like three colors at the same time, they’re blue, green and yellow
ngl i thought that too
I see I’m not alone anymkre
Diamondust omg Dan knows Phil?!?
LilactheRuevet
idk if you’re sarcastic but it’s a quote from their “friend test” from summer in the city, and yes, the whole point of the game was showing how well they know each other
HEY
its official- theyve forgotten the danandphilgames password
its the only reasonable explanation lmao
Both of y’all have incredible pfps
@@xanderpatterson4729 why thanks man love seeing a fellow killjoy
I think it’s just dan being a shy boi
Anna hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Phil: *Uploads Gaming Video*
DanAndPhilGAMES: Am I a joke to you?
Well this is just Phil games lol
bring back dan and phil games to help everyone with their self isolation
yes🥺
Caz S 🥺🥺🥺🥺
We need the sims🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺
PLEASE DO IT!!😃😃
Literally everyone has been reading that as "something to kill me" (me included) and I laugh at that prospect everytime 4:58
i just saw RT game read it as that 😂
i read it as that too
@@isometricspace4348 same
Phil: “I think that’s enough animal crossing for today” Me, having not put my switch down in the last 24 hours: “............no”
Currently attempting to play for so long that the day switches over. In my defense I took a six-hour nap this afternoon😂
Phil choosing his mouth: "This one looks like something a furry would choose"
Me, who chose that mouth: "excuse me what young MAN"
you're a furry now. Good luck with your new life! phil has spoken lol
i kind of thought it looked pouty and cute, but it's now forever a furry mouth
I guess I'm a furry now
Bro same I chose that mouth to and was like EXCWEASE ME MANZ XD
THE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID “I’m calling myself my PIN number” I CANT STOP REWINDING IT LMAOOOOOOOO
Phil - so wholesome in the cards against humanity video
Also Phil - I'm gonna drag the koala ass at midnight in animal crossing
Such an underrated comment.
Damn I never got these many like before
“It looks like a furry would choose that one..”
Me: *Nervously glances at my character with furry features*
Same..
I’ve watched so much animal crossing today and I’ve learned 2 things
1. Everyone reads “something to kill time” as “something to kill me”
2. Nookia is the only valid name for the nook phone and no one can change my mind.
so this is the first walkthrough I've watched but I just read your comment's first quotation as the second..
And Tom Nook is just handing those things out to everyone?! He *_is_* trying to start a war!
Em's Narrative NOOKIA 😂😂😂😂😂
so it’s not something to kill me...i am saddened
NOOKIA i am dying 😂😂😂 havent thought of this
why am i living for the fact that he said “they’re polyamorous” without any negativity
Jordyn Jenkins yes!! hi poly friend!
Yey more poly peeps!
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 🤦♀🤦♀Polyamorous is nothing to do with lgbt. They're literally just people who like to date more than one person at a time. That was called something else when I was in school.. but anywaaaaaaaaays
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 It's not 'gatekeeping'. It's a LITERAL FACT. You can go look it up if you like. When you're done with the faux social 'justice' warrior thang. 🤷♀
@@junipercosmic6841 you are the last type of person that phil wants following him 🤢
“oh it’s polyamorous” I CHOKED JAKAJSJSJSJSJKSJSJKLLSKAKSKKA
edit: 557 LIKES WHAT THE-
thank you 🥺
new rule: phil’s not allowed to count past five in german
S E X
Yeah he should really switch to Norwegian
@@lelia3344 I agree
He also skipped four XD
he said it more accurate than any english person I've heard counting german tbh
ah yes the four genders:
-twins
-clones
-friends
-gay raccoon lovers
Tag yourself, I’m a clone
I’m a gay raccoon lover
Which do you identify with? The big question
i was born a twin but transitioned to a gay racoon lover
i'm a gay raccoon lover smh
5:02
Phil: I read that “something to kill me”
Me: Me too Phil. Me too.
I did too 😂
i did aswell when i first got the game 💀✋
everyone else: spending hours upon hours curating the perfect island name, stressing about it days before the release phil: pickle
I called my island Holla-Day 😂
mine is called Shack Land
@@clarissarojas7959 My character is called cake, so I called it desserted. Opposed to the deserted island it once was
My town is called "Rawr ^.^" because my effort level is always, as long as I can relate it to dragons, it'll do 😂😂
honeycove 😗✌️
phil: "theres no going back from this"
literally the screen: "you can change this later"
nerd
It said “can’t”
“You can’t change this! This can be seen by others”
Circle Nose: "Looks like a clown nose."
W Mouth: "Seems like something a furry would choose."
._. Thanks, Phil. I guess I'm a furry clown now.
you're not the only one. i felt a tiny bit offended when he called it a clown nose.
Same but it’s cute
You're not alone 😂
Me too, but that's nothing new
Me too 😭
"I wanna look alert, but not like I've taken loads of drugs"
ah yes, my daily aspiration.
My daily aspiration is to feel alert, exactly like I’ve taken loads of drugs
crunchy killjoy (pssst I love your username n pfp)
Thanks for all the likes, guys! And I love that picture of Gee, @crunchy killjoy
“Are they lovers?” phil hon they are brothers
alabama
i mean can you blame him? him and dan are... you know... wink wink
@@AlexiaPrilipceanu he and dan though dont share similar features, names, or have a family connection... so what is your point? you could have said because he's gay and proud and it would make more sense
Sarahneedstostop Roses are red...
Violets are blue..
Two gay lovers..
Find out they are brothers.
Roses are red violets are blue cows have udders and gay lovers find out they're Brothers.
“I think this is part of the game where I ignore everyone and go for a run” I’m glad Phil has figured out social distancing
"A lamp...who would bring a lamp?!"
*sweats in "I chose lamp"*
Why did you choose that out of interest?
*lamp*
I spent half an hour between food and shelter 😅
"Are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?"
Only 1 minutr into the video and im already looking for my lungs
Honestly SAME
beth p that made me loose my breath.. I wish I was joking
phil did not just name his island after the yodelling pickle
E M
who wouldn’t 😩😩😩
Things I didn't expect to hear Phil say:
"Gay raccoon lovers."
"Raccoon mafia"
"Drag his koala ass out of there and steal it."
"S E X"
"A crab just peed out of the sand at me."
Also "Don't talk about your ass when you're not wearing trousers"
The last one... Well let's be honest: we kinda expect Phil to talk about pee...
"Can people breed with animals in this world?"
"dicknose"
“oh it’s polyamorus”
Phil: “i don’t want to look like a furry, i feel like furries would pick this smile-“
also Phil: 9:55
🤫
I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that as “something to kill me”.
Same
@@Darkmoon331 same
So did Jacksepticeye...
* RegalsLastLaugh *
Everyone I’ve watched basically thought it was “something to kill me”
(Alpharad, jacksepticeye, Super Mega, Dannydinosaur, desbug)
Same
No one:
Absolutely no one :
Phil: are they twins, clones, friends, or GAY RACCOON LOVERS
Deborah Estep oh it’s polyamorous
Scarlet Maddness can’t deny I kinda ship 😂
It was my thought to
Phil after 20 minutes of playing: "I think that's enough Animal Crossing for today"
Me after playing for 8 hours straight: *_i ' l l j u s t c a t c h o n e m o r e f i s h_*
Leah Humphries me playing the sims
For real though.
“i FeEl LiKe ThE aNiMaLs WiLl LeAvE iF i NaMe iT tHaT!” *phil its... it’s not that deep bro*
no one:
phil giving every animal their own individual accent: 🥺✨
literally the cutest
Me: *is playing animal crossing*
Notifications: "why don't you watch Phil play animal crossing while you play animal crossing"
Same HAHAHA
me too bro
Hahaha so true currently collecting more bugs for blathers
SAME
PERIODD
"Imagine if I just ran into the ocean and drowned."
"They've grown elderly and died."
"He just got possessed by actual Satan."
"I'm gonna drag his koala ass out of that in the middle of the night and steal it."
"I hope he choked on the seeds."
Positive vibes, Phil. 😋
Kitty don’t forget “I’m gonna drag his koala ass out in the middle of the night and steal the mf tent”
@Rach I think id be terrified if he did though.
@@leilaniarce324
I love how our soft Phil just came out with that, and yeah, I'm adding it in. XD
Take my pear you scamp
Phil: "There's always going to be one person that calls themself 'Dicknose' or something"
Jacksepticeye: "TOSS BOY!"
Aurora Rose 😂
Call me Kevin: "FECKER"!!!!
nobody:
phil: makes a separate voice for every character
Isla scott jack did in his video too
Well duuuh
It’s like undertale all over again
“Are they twins,clones,friends,or gay raccoon lovers” in Alabama they could be all four
I just spit my coffee everywhere, thanks mate 🤣
My ghad they can??😂😂
Lonely Lesbian clones are kinda twins so i guess
In fanfiction also
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OMG
“there’s always gonna be that one person who names themselves dicknose or something”
how do i tell him i made my name craphole
Nicole Craaaphole yeah that’s me I’m 7 and I’m male. (I’m so sorry if you don’t get this reference I just had to say it)
*gasp* another in the starcult
I mean... I called my Island DrowsyTown so like... STARKIDS RISE!!!
STARKIDS
I NAMED MY ISLAND DIKRATS
This really makes me miss DanandPhilGames 😭
I'm so glad you're enjoying this game though! It's very Phil. As someone who used to run an animal crossing tumblr blog, I want it so bad
no one:
me: *stops playing animal crossing to watch phil play animal crossing instead*
Same man
Same
Last time I was this early, Phil's hair was still pitch black
Same
I like his natural hair more
the only 4 relationships to exist: twins, clones, friends, and gay raccoon lovers
My baby sister heard me start this video and said “is that Phil? Wow I haven’t heard his voice in forever!” And that warmed my lil heart 🥺
Aww that's the cutest 🥺
Imma cry omg. So pure🥺
I also read it as "is that the Phil" so
I will never play this bc I don’t want to get addicted to this. Phil: “Oh its polyamorous” me: Same
same lmao
“should i tell her i’m gay now” 😭😭
shold i tell my family im gay now
that's me and my social skills
Sophia Roux yes
phil: i think that's enough animal crossing for today
everyone watching: NOOOOOO
angelina I genuinely said that aloud
@@wolfelee356 SAME
these philmojis are my new favourite thing ever
animal crossing has saved everyone’s
lives from quarantine
“Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers” well let’s just hope they aren’t all four of these things.
Phil: Who would bring a lamp???
Me: **looks up into mirror with shame**
Well then,,,
Exactly what I did,,
"Twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers"
Choose your fighter
0:30 “and this could be a 17 hour long video”
Well, it’s 17 minutes, so close enough ig
phil: “january birthdays who always get everyone’s leftover christmas chocolate”
me: my parents delay christmas until my birthday for ‘convenience’ ...
Jamie Mann that’s cruel
"Gay racoon lovers"
We're only a minute in and Phil is already making me question his sanity
I expected that much from phil, but "oh they're polyamorous" just killed me
Literally no-one:
Phil: “there’s always gonna be someone called dicknose or something”
No one:
Phil: *makes squirrel northern*
i love your pf picture omf
Hey bakubro
“I’ll just call it anxiety in capital letters” - Phil 2k20 okay but like that’s the biggest mood. Edit: JESUS CHRIST PHIL LIKED THE COMMENT WHAT IS THIS NIGHT?! 🥺💜 thanks for the likes lol
Yes it is
2020*
I'm glad Phil liked it. Although if you edit the comment the like goes away, sorry.
"Should I tell her I'm gay now? Also she's a squirrel."
brb losing it
I relate to this line more than I probably should
"Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers." Oh boy, if school wasn't canceled and my school yearbook quotes that be mine!
i mean one guy literally named himself Fecker and named his island Feck ROry so-
Phil: gets mad at a kid for stealing his apples
Also Phil: IM HOING TO STEAL HIS TENT IN THE NIGHT
H O IN G
just hoein’ around
Going*
Jack: HELL AND SATAN Phil: wholesome vibes
Sasha Tait Lmao
Yeah! found another jacksepticeye friend!
“Should I tell her I’m gay now?” Me whenever I see a cute girl lmao
Me
me
me
me
9:19
phil: i'll come back for you perry
dr doofenshmirtz: 👁👄👁
"Are they twins , clones , friends or gay raccoon lovers?" People when they look at dan and phil.
phil counting in german: eins, zwei, zwei, drei, fünf.....sechs
vier has left the chat
*SEX*
Ein, swei, drei, fünf...SEX.
@@Hannah-zd5je phil counting with the most english accent ever is so adorable, i can't,, my german heart is squeaking
His accent is literally so cute, I'm melting omg
@@desasterdemon he could do a video where people send him things to say in their languages and he has to try and say them, it'd be so funny
YES THIS IS THE CONTENT WE NEED WHILE SUFFERING
Phil: "there's always one person who calls himself Dicknose or something"
My dad who's sitting next to me as I'm watching this who's name in acnh is literally 'fuck off' in Japanese: **looks over mildly offended**
"We don't want any wars between the animals to happen.."
Me, with absolutely no knowledge of Animal Crossing: OH GOD THAT CAN HAPPEN??
Phil, out of the hundreds of animals you could get, both of your island mates have unibrows...
phil is the only youtuber who is allowed to say “lit” anymore sorry
I second that!!
and dan if he ever comes back
@@noodledoodle6032 I second that also!!
My uncle says "lit" just to annoy me
I love how ever since Phil came out he’s been making gay references, it just shows how comfortable he is in his sexuality and I couldn’t be more proud ;,)
EVERYONE WHO IVE SEEN PLAY THIS thinks it says “something to kill me” when Timmy and Tommy ask the question at the beginning and that’s exactly what I thought it said at first too lmao
Yeah I've noticed that too
Bees ?
Ikr I did too it's rly weird
I THOUGHT IT SAID IT TOO
Me too! I was like UMMM-
Same
phil: omg this is so nice and wholesome
also phil: imagine if i threw myself into the water
‘Can they breed with animals in this world?’
"I feel like a furry would chose that"
"If you're a furry tell me if you chose that"
... Phil calling us out huh-
Leon Mallow ...so did you😂
@@bee413 Well Im only repeating what he said - I guess it'll be sasy to tell who is one now I guess!! ^w^;
i did.. how did he know-
@@shibugalaxy5263 He probably is one. He's in on the secrets.
you know who knows what furries would choose? a furry
by now, literally everyone reads "something to kill me" when they start the game lmao
Should I tell her that I'm gay?
Phil this is a squirrel
LMAO literally every single person sees "something to kill time" as either "something to kill me" or "something to kill" so it's not just you phil don't worry
“I think hazel has a crush on me”
“Should I tell her I’m gay now? Also she’s a squirrel..”
Phil I just re-discovered you and I’m so happy! I used to watch you when you would draw whiskers on your face, I’m glad you’re still doin’ this :)
Phil: pears are the superior fruit.
Phil, the Doctor is judging you
I am so happy people get this reference 😂
Kirsty M rule number one: NEVER EAT PEARS!!