we already had “If I had a house I would make every window glass” and now “I’m not a big fan of glass doors” Thank you for keeping us updated on your glass preferences Mr Lester
This would be fun to do with Dan. Actually, you guys could each pick like three mansions you think the other would like and do a heartthrob thing in which you have to guess which mansion you think he would choose in the end. That would be fun!
I actually remember that house from years ago! I think I remember something about the town being built for a wife with dementia, but it was Facebook era so that's probably more a nice story than a fact
I once saw a game where people picked out the worst homes from pillow, then their friends had to improv act like they were selling it (without knowing what it looked like ahead of time). Could be a fun dan and Phil game
Phil asking us if we think a vampire could inhabit the first house when there are countless windows to let in constant sun really exemplifies that we are so back
Philly, you’ve got a real talent for making every word out of your mouth a quotable moment, because I just know ‘Oh, I’m just missing the pepper, can you get it out of Cabinet 73?’ is gonna bounce around my head like a Windows screensaver
why do most of the rooms in the mansions have like two pieces of furniture and then there is just this endless void, why do rich people need so much empty space, to do backflips all over the house? 😂
to be fair ive never felt more desire for a mansion that watching the rich girlies on Instagram who could do whole gymnastic floor routines in their hall. Reckon if I had one of these houses I’d be roller skating around the place constantly
The scribble house genuinely feels like an AI generated house where the prompt is that Microsoft paint drawing. It made me feel so dizzy looking at it 😵💫
It reminds me of this big library we have in Seattle. Except the area of the library with the artsy curved halls isn't packed with furniture so it's much less claustrophobic.
I'm surprised nobody else is pointing this out! He really looks so good with the new hair and the turtleneck, it's quite art student chic (Edit, turns out if you scroll far enough everyone is pointing this out. Good work guys)
IVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO 13:30 FOR A WEDDING, IT WAS RENTED!!!! We were only allowed into few rooms obviously but i took a peek into one of them and it had a strip pole... Me and my friends joked around that the owner practices pole dancing in there
oh i just watched a video on that castle! it has a dark history so it is still on the market after all this time. the guy who built it moved away his family, pays minimum child support and has had some shady smexy stuff in there which is why there are poles and all that in the basement :) if you can overlook that and desinfect all the surfaces then go for it
im not even joking, the house at 9:30 is an EXACT replica of the house from a dream i had the other night. I was looking for medicine and was getting so overwhelmed in this house because there were so many cabinets, and i had to call my mom and ask for help and she found them immediately. the dream starts getting weird bc after she found them she told me that my dad hired a Homelander impersonater to scare me bc he knows I'm scared of him but when i went to go see him i was like "wait why is he kinda..."
I was so on board with the first three houses until Phil reminded me why I could never live in a house that brightly lit with no nice dark rooms: my migraines. I’d have nowhere to hide. Thank you for reminding me why every house needs either a basement or just a nice dark room, Philly.
fun fact: stilts are actually surprisingly durable. in south florida, a a lot of early 20th century houses that survived hurricanes are on stilts, it's very interesting. the more modern pérez museum in miami was built on stilts to protect from flooding and storm surge.
That first one really does literally look like it was made in The Sims, like.. totally, I feel like I'd hear that and be like "Yeah, right, I'm sure it doesn't really" but nope, that does.
Hi Phil, I just wanted to say that I have always loved your videos, but now that I am an adult with a big girl job some days I get so anxious before my meetings or big projects and pulling up your newest video always calms my nerves. Thank you for always putting a smile on my face. And Dan of course
"I didn't get enough mountain lookin' out my window. I need the mountain in my house. I need more mountain." not phil just defining the colorado identity by accident
13:34 right but I kinda wanna go back to the downton abbey style of living in America like imagine if everyone lived with their whole family in big houses bc America has so much land anyway (basically apartments but fancy ig lmao)
idk if it's the fact that I'm zooted but this is genuinely the funniest amazingphil video I've ever seen edit: I commented this like halfway through the video and I just nearly choked laughing so hard at phil being jumpscared by the gun range lmao
I like the way wood panelling is now “cabinets”. There were a lot of cabinets, but not as many as Phil was seeing. Also: poor Missouri. Or Moregon as it is now apparently known.
i've always said that the winchester mystery house is my dream home, so honestly that spooky ass haunted mansion is such a vibe. i'd definitely be living there and just enjoying being haunted if i was absurdly rich. the other houses were cool too, but god damn i'm such a sucker for creepy ass haunted looking houses.
Those big open spaces are kind of scary to me! I definitely don't love the squiggle house. Probably going to vote for the Mario Kart mansion! Also, your hair looks lovely today!
For the first mansion, that little inside town was unironically my favourite part haha. Would I ever buy/build/own a place that has that? no. But like, atleast its more mellow theming compared to the bleakness or sterile look of the rest of the mansion haha
i remember when my university had a discount trip to d.c and we drove through Connecticut to get there and we drove through greenwich. Apparently thats one of the most expensive places in the U.S to live in so I wouldnt be suprised if some of these are there. I remember looking at zillow at the crazy houses while in the bus.
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Hi Phil!
the amount of tabs i have open at all times is a little concerning
though probably an accurate visualisation of my adhd thought process
I've got my tabs down to 42 on my phone. I'm amazed it's below 50. Maybe that's why my pages keep freezing...😆
that first house needs more Green
Dan: Parasocial relationships are horrifying.
Phil: Let's all move in together!!!
we already had
“If I had a house I would make every window glass”
and now
“I’m not a big fan of glass doors”
Thank you for keeping us updated on your glass preferences Mr Lester
Consistency is key
He wants every WINDOW to be glass, not DOORS 😂
Came looking for this comment lol
In the ideal home, doors are the only part of the exterior you can't see through
@@pareidolist yes 👏👏👏👏
phil threatening a phannie house was not on my 2024 bingo but i will happily accept it
he's just not mentally prepared to say goodbye to the builders now that the current house is phinished
we can finally provide him (and the other nerd) with good soup
Bro is ready to start a commune 😂
@@littlegreensunflower3547 I've never been more ready to start a commune 😭😭😂
Threatening 😂
Phannie house would have unprecedented levels of neurodiversity
and queerness lmao
We’d be able to pay the taxes by the number of psychologists and shows wanting to document and study the chaos
So, so much neurodiversty
Yes, we autistic phannies are taking over 😂
Neuroqueerness overload!!!
Petition to each pay $10 to live together in a Phandom House
this would have the misfortune of the hype house and dash con combined ❤️
Where do I send my $10
where do i sign bro
I would ACTUALLY do this
Heck I’d give $20
This would be fun to do with Dan. Actually, you guys could each pick like three mansions you think the other would like and do a heartthrob thing in which you have to guess which mansion you think he would choose in the end. That would be fun!
omg this is such a great idea!
I would love to see that omg
housethrob
youre cooking so hard we NEED that
YES THIS
“hey babe i’m going to town!”
“the actual one or the one in our house?”
literal "townhouse"
“Bear jumping in to bed with me- that wouldn’t be to bad” PHIL LESTER GIVE US A MOMENT TO BREATH
Is there a bear in the kitchen? And how hairy is he?
😭
well now i know what choices phil made in baldur's gate 3
Literally I was eating dinner when I heard that part😭
i like phils commitment to pronouncing every state wrong
fully willing to contribute $10 to the phansion
PHANSION
Same
Same like for real
That first house felt AI generated
I’m convinced that the furniture is shopped at the very least
I actually remember that house from years ago! I think I remember something about the town being built for a wife with dementia, but it was Facebook era so that's probably more a nice story than a fact
fr like why are there two giant bathtubs right next to each other? two beds in one bedroom of a giant house? just weird.
at least a few of these pictures seem AI generated
my zillow adventures don’t look anything like this
I once saw a game where people picked out the worst homes from pillow, then their friends had to improv act like they were selling it (without knowing what it looked like ahead of time). Could be a fun dan and Phil game
"Don't gun. Gun, no." - again, phil is supplying us with his endless wisdom at a level that the rest of us can only dream of achieving one day
The whole-ass church in the Missouri house is SENDING me
You mean Moregon?
"this is like religion cubed" my immediate reaction was "welp, thats missouri for ya"
chapel*
That gave very heavy cult vibes for me 😅
100% a cult house
all i'm saying is you and dan are chipping in more cash than i am thank you
Say that lol
“playing a perfect g note first time” *plays a microtone between g# and a*
THANK you - I don't quite have perfect pitch but I just heard that and went "...that's no G"
EXACTLY LIKE as someone who survived the mcr breakup... we all knew it wasn't her
I was trying to find this comment LMAO i heard the note and whipped out my tuning app like 🧐🤔
I'm glad somebody else caught this i was like "who's gonna tell him" 👀
Thank you, was looking for this comment!!
the cabinet house feels like a personal challenge to you specifically. maybe this is the thing to finally break you of your cabinet opening problem!
If we moved in each of us would have our own
all those cabinets make it a dan torture chamber
Phil asking us if we think a vampire could inhabit the first house when there are countless windows to let in constant sun really exemplifies that we are so back
this has very quickly turned into “which of these houses could we the entire phandom live inside of” and i love it
was that not the whole point?
@@jessicahighfield9024 yeah actually I think he mentioned it in the beginning but I missed it lmao 😭
I love judging people's mansions as if I could ever afford to even buy their front door
Philly, you’ve got a real talent for making every word out of your mouth a quotable moment, because I just know ‘Oh, I’m just missing the pepper, can you get it out of Cabinet 73?’ is gonna bounce around my head like a Windows screensaver
why do most of the rooms in the mansions have like two pieces of furniture and then there is just this endless void, why do rich people need so much empty space, to do backflips all over the house? 😂
Imagine being rich enough to twirl around with your arms fully extended and not bump into anything
maybe bigger pieces of furniture would be the answer?
@@crhct yesss, i love the idea of mansions for giants 🤜🏻🤛🏻
to be fair ive never felt more desire for a mansion that watching the rich girlies on Instagram who could do whole gymnastic floor routines in their hall. Reckon if I had one of these houses I’d be roller skating around the place constantly
Sportacuscore fr.
The scribble house genuinely feels like an AI generated house where the prompt is that Microsoft paint drawing. It made me feel so dizzy looking at it 😵💫
the scribble house is in my town and i can confirm it is just as disorienting in real life 😭☠️
It reminds me of this big library we have in Seattle. Except the area of the library with the artsy curved halls isn't packed with furniture so it's much less claustrophobic.
Mario kart house definitely, because as an introvert we need time alone and there's plenty of space to be alone there, I could even get lost there
the statues in the missouri house are facing each other so they dont move like the weeping angels from doctor who SDJFHJDFGDSJFH
Do you have to bring back my childhood trauma😭😭
That is exactly what I thought, too!! 😂
My favorite hobby: roasting houses I’ll never be able to afford
“All that money and you can’t afford an interior designer” is a common thing I say
definitely do this on the gaming channel as well i need to see more insane houses AND dan's opinions too
the real reason phil's going on tour is to book viewings for all these wild houses
Starting off a video by asking us to move in with him is certainly something
14:01 this is such a legendary fucking burn, call the ambulance, my God Phil
This is my personal fave genre of phil video: phil being sassy about things that don’t concern him in the slightest! Please do more of this!!! ❤
TURTLENECK PHIL IM QUAKING
I'm surprised nobody else is pointing this out! He really looks so good with the new hair and the turtleneck, it's quite art student chic
(Edit, turns out if you scroll far enough everyone is pointing this out. Good work guys)
phil i need you to understand how GOOD you look in a silly little turtleneck. please wear more.
Phil just clutching his emotional support dragon quest slime is sending me 😂
This is my favourite genre of Phil - PURE INNER MONOLOGUE CHAOS
Didn’t Phil say once in the sims if he had a house he’d make every wall a window. Now he’s like no widows I need to hide
he'd make every window glass
@@sini74 but then corrected it to every wall a window. Since a windows already glass
@@Leoooo___ lol yeah i know
There are for sure widows in the creepy house. The kind you need to hide from 😨😰
IVE ACTUALLY BEEN TO 13:30 FOR A WEDDING, IT WAS RENTED!!!! We were only allowed into few rooms obviously but i took a peek into one of them and it had a strip pole... Me and my friends joked around that the owner practices pole dancing in there
oh i just watched a video on that castle! it has a dark history so it is still on the market after all this time. the guy who built it moved away his family, pays minimum child support and has had some shady smexy stuff in there which is why there are poles and all that in the basement :) if you can overlook that and desinfect all the surfaces then go for it
What we watching tonight, we watching the film or the books? - best line of the video
honestly it would be a big clusterfuck if we all lived together
It would be amazing though
@@Its_natalie.kate_here it would be, we all so goofy
im not even joking, the house at 9:30 is an EXACT replica of the house from a dream i had the other night. I was looking for medicine and was getting so overwhelmed in this house because there were so many cabinets, and i had to call my mom and ask for help and she found them immediately. the dream starts getting weird bc after she found them she told me that my dad hired a Homelander impersonater to scare me bc he knows I'm scared of him but when i went to go see him i was like "wait why is he kinda..."
Phil getting scared by Deadpool was way too funny to me 😭
you are SPOILING us with these videos THANK YOU and YES to this on the gaming channel!!!!!
Some of these houses feel like they were movie/show sets at some point, especially that castle~
I live about 10 mins away from it, the owner built it for his daughters so they could feel like princesses. I desperately wish I could buy it haha
I was so on board with the first three houses until Phil reminded me why I could never live in a house that brightly lit with no nice dark rooms: my migraines. I’d have nowhere to hide. Thank you for reminding me why every house needs either a basement or just a nice dark room, Philly.
the rocks house seemed AI
phil's roasts are so discerning and accurate, in another life he's an architectural reviewer
y'all have been collectively pumping out so much content lately are y'all okay?
they probably ate into their savings for the wad movie lol
Dan did say the tour was at significant loss in the streamed recording
wouldnt have been surprised if they went to sleep for a week
(after the wad premiere, that is)
‘mario kart’ baby that’s go karting
phil pronouncing pennsylvania "pantsylvania" killed me
Same, I feel like I should be offended lmao
I no longer live in Pennsylvania. My home state is Pantsylvania now
and connect-icut
@@mauratyson9580 Pantsylvanians rise up 🫡
PENNSYLVANIA MENTIONED‼️‼️
browsing zillow and roasting properties is my favourite pass time
fun fact: stilts are actually surprisingly durable. in south florida, a a lot of early 20th century houses that survived hurricanes are on stilts, it's very interesting. the more modern pérez museum in miami was built on stilts to protect from flooding and storm surge.
The haunted house needs a library clerk for all those cabinets and cubbies.
14:00 "Cheesecake factory castle" is the most accurate description of that house
you and Dan should do this again with other regions!! Do it with Australia & New Zealand, South America- that would be fun!!
I wonder if there's italy too
That first one really does literally look like it was made in The Sims, like.. totally, I feel like I'd hear that and be like "Yeah, right, I'm sure it doesn't really" but nope, that does.
Hi Phil, I just wanted to say that I have always loved your videos, but now that I am an adult with a big girl job some days I get so anxious before my meetings or big projects and pulling up your newest video always calms my nerves. Thank you for always putting a smile on my face. And Dan of course
"I didn't get enough mountain lookin' out my window. I need the mountain in my house. I need more mountain." not phil just defining the colorado identity by accident
yes do one with Dan, I could watch this for hours xD
YES PLZ DO THIS ON THE GAMING CHANNEL
8:42 is what a house shared by Will and Hannibal would end up being. They get up to a lit of "therapy" iykyk
I just finished a rewatch of the entire show about maybe 20 mins ago. Jumped at your comment.
@@chaoticpunk3193 I just watched it for the first time last week and fell in love
The way you described these houses are PERFECTION. Please do another!!! This was so much fun ahh
13:03 "don't gun. gun no. we don't like the gun."
The fact that Phil constantly rates rooms on how easily he can hurt himself in them says a lot about his coordination 😂
'let's take a bath in the evil tree tonight, darling'
I follow zillow gone wild on Facebook and Instagram just to see what whacky stuff is out there! I would love to see you do more of these!
the outside of these houses are so beautiful and then the inside is just absolutely horrendous
PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN PHIL!!!
the way he just narrated every thought and reaction i had looking through these
randomly and umpromptedly thinking about "i feel like me and dan should do this" on this fine evening. just saying phil
*Panselvania* as a Pennsylvania citizen, it feel slightly offended but can confirm our Sim looking houses
as a pennsylvania citizen i didn’t even know there was a place called presto
At least you're not from Moregon.
it was definitely a bit on purpose
definitely the one with all the cabinets so we have somewhere to keep all of our trinkets and gay rocks
REEEAL
“You’re just gonna pull it back and there’s gonna be more cabinets” lmao
houses should have a 'risk to intoxicated and/or headache-prone individuals' assessment
This video and the other one reviewing uk homes are some of my faves to watch whilst I’m cooking dinner 😁 I’d love you to do this again!
Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, don’t underestimate your own sassy comment abilities
13:34 right but I kinda wanna go back to the downton abbey style of living in America like imagine if everyone lived with their whole family in big houses bc America has so much land anyway (basically apartments but fancy ig lmao)
Phil you look snatched!
11:36 oh my god it's made of pipes and the bulbs are water drips that's CUTE
idk if it's the fact that I'm zooted but this is genuinely the funniest amazingphil video I've ever seen
edit: I commented this like halfway through the video and I just nearly choked laughing so hard at phil being jumpscared by the gun range lmao
just wanted to say obsessed with the editing in this! love love the lil beaver + no way you could tell it wasnt done by phil
6:24 I immediately yelled, “capybara house!” 😂
The bear jokes oml 💀
Hey Phil... you should look up less than 1 million dollar houses in Canadian major cities (Toronto, Vancouver...) and witness the literal shacks. Haha
I like the way wood panelling is now “cabinets”. There were a lot of cabinets, but not as many as Phil was seeing. Also: poor Missouri. Or Moregon as it is now apparently known.
Phil being fascinated by strange architecture and mispronouncing every US state should become a series.
Your reaction to the cabinet house was def my favorite, THERE WAS JUST MORE OF THEM, CONSTANTLY. I want you to do more please.
phil you are so cute and silly this was a treat. also would love this on the gaming channel i need dan’s thoughts on a bunch of crazy mansions too
i've always said that the winchester mystery house is my dream home, so honestly that spooky ass haunted mansion is such a vibe. i'd definitely be living there and just enjoying being haunted if i was absurdly rich. the other houses were cool too, but god damn i'm such a sucker for creepy ass haunted looking houses.
Those big open spaces are kind of scary to me! I definitely don't love the squiggle house. Probably going to vote for the Mario Kart mansion! Also, your hair looks lovely today!
For the first mansion, that little inside town was unironically my favourite part haha.
Would I ever buy/build/own a place that has that? no.
But like, atleast its more mellow theming compared to the bleakness or sterile look of the rest of the mansion haha
I feel like i should just move into the phouse
[insert the 'bitch scoot over, i love yall' meme]
these videos are immaculate please continue
phil just renaming the states is my new favourite thing
that first house is a FEVER DREAM.
The way my jaw DROPPED when I saw there's a whole town inside the mansion 😭
I wasn't expecting "reacting to ugly mansions" content from Phil, but I have laughed out loud so many times watching this video. 10/10 love it
okay phil saying the missouri house is the murder house is so fitting tbh
i remember when my university had a discount trip to d.c and we drove through Connecticut to get there and we drove through greenwich. Apparently thats one of the most expensive places in the U.S to live in so I wouldnt be suprised if some of these are there. I remember looking at zillow at the crazy houses while in the bus.