I make the WORST decisions... in Life is a game

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  • @_BCKT
    @_BCKT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    Life is a game and David's mom keeps respawning

  • @benm2022
    @benm2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    When you play life simulators so much to escape from your own life-

    • @sir_siren
      @sir_siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *That's deep*

    • @strewbeerry
      @strewbeerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m living my li- *looks down* o h

    • @blaketimepizza6939
      @blaketimepizza6939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then here comes David’s mom about to ruin your life.

    • @legitjeanine
      @legitjeanine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @felix-fw3lq
      @felix-fw3lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R/I’m14andthisisdeep

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I love how this game is a subtle anti-smoking ad

  • @juaneduardo4279
    @juaneduardo4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Stop running, maybe we should just walk" was the best advice and life lesson for this game I've ever heard

  • @tilll7335
    @tilll7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Who else got triggered every time he passed choice?
    *just me? Okay ._.*

    • @faithfulglitch9857
      @faithfulglitch9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No me too,i've played that game before and i'll just get angry when i don't have the time to click the choice.

    • @catz4life289
      @catz4life289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @paniccat502
      @paniccat502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @SonGoku-bn5di
      @SonGoku-bn5di 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same dud

    • @fretfultrout2788
      @fretfultrout2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Read the title again

  • @hutao6839
    @hutao6839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bijuu Mike: there's plenty of ways to release stress
    Baldi: just hit someone with a ruller it helps

  • @kayleighfunkhouser6237
    @kayleighfunkhouser6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Aw, dang it. I should've collected my brother."

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    *life is a game and spoiled kids are the badys*

    • @bluegoo-nz8gs
      @bluegoo-nz8gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I played this game but i you need to pay to continue

    • @eiraverse
      @eiraverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluegoo-nz8gs Now its not tho

  • @That_Isabelle
    @That_Isabelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    New title: making the worst decisions without using bitlife

    • @aubrieevans7508
      @aubrieevans7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *more likes for this comment*

    • @sir_siren
      @sir_siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *David's mom is writing another email as this chain of replies goes on*

  • @sir_siren
    @sir_siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    David's mom is *triggered* another life simulator game! Expect another email soon 😂😂

  • @ImSimplyJustAGirl
    @ImSimplyJustAGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *When you find out that you played a game before you favorite TH-camr played it*
    *Me: life is good, life is great, life is a game :3*

  • @uwuowo8570
    @uwuowo8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:59 ummm dose that say third eye??
    **project libitina has entered the chat**

  • @june6806
    @june6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    *if life is a game, play on*

  • @AngelInSpace.
    @AngelInSpace. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    David's mom: This is a devil game im calling the cops!

    • @sir_siren
      @sir_siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or *the FBI*

  • @leaeughfish5944
    @leaeughfish5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:21 Aw man! You did it. Wait, I said aw man... Aw man! Dang it!

  • @user-hh6wv9rs6m
    @user-hh6wv9rs6m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Day 17 of trying to convince Bijuu Mike to play Everlasting Summer

    • @sir_siren
      @sir_siren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof brother

    • @Nan01987
      @Nan01987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But your not a rapper right?

    • @zeandrheavicente6425
      @zeandrheavicente6425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your not a rapper, but a wrapper? ;^;

  • @choubitx
    @choubitx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

  • @larrybobii38
    @larrybobii38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game: Life is a game
    Gaming TH-camrs: Gaming is Life

  • @rosedarkling
    @rosedarkling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to see more of this from you, Mike. It's such a fun concept of a game. :)

  • @benjachugaming1012
    @benjachugaming1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bijju: i got friend zoned immeditley
    Me: ah yes the story of my life

  • @Slurmp-bn3hz
    @Slurmp-bn3hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    First captain sauce then Bijju Mike?
    I am no longer depressed

    • @azzahraa_h
      @azzahraa_h 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hudson Hughes OMG YOU WATCHED CAPTAIN SAUCE TOO?!

    • @Slurmp-bn3hz
      @Slurmp-bn3hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yees,yees I do

  • @reniafelix
    @reniafelix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 - Aw man..

  • @QueenKristoff
    @QueenKristoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im glad you played this game! Its so fun! I became an artist, soccor player, doctor, college student and musician. I was even a stay at home dad. You become one if you push Choice when you go past the stairs after getting married. You become an office worker wen you dont choose anything specific while going through school. When you have friends, they come to your funeral too!

  • @randomstuffidk573
    @randomstuffidk573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I figured out how you can buy that car‼️
    1. Collect all the lightbulbs in stage 2 (where he's a toddler)
    That's basically it

  • @ohmylia341
    @ohmylia341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that girl in the hallway that you passed, you can actually marry her (2:31). you have to be her friend, and her friend only, and keep on talking with her until you get to the stage where you can marry her. after you pass all of the other girls, you should see her if you talked to her enough (and maybe bought flowers for her). you get an achievement from marrying her!

  • @SuperDoody2011
    @SuperDoody2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hi bjiuu!! Second I love your videos

  • @madisnzz
    @madisnzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m so happy you tried this game I’ve played it before and I like it
    Edit:ok I’ve been so triggered by this video help

  • @jayla4914
    @jayla4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I had that game like two months ago 😂

  • @fr33by
    @fr33by 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:12 Mike: There’s plenty of things you can do to relieve stress.
    Me to Mike: Like watching you 😊❤️😁

  • @aasia.
    @aasia. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh I played this game ages ago, but I got all the achievements and deleted it. Here's some advise:
    If you collect certain stuff from the school, you can have different jobs.
    If you don't have any happiness, you die (it used to show the character next to a bridge, but now I think it just says game over)
    If you choose a club, you can press the button with the hobby you chose, you get happiness
    If you buy a car, you can drive there and not use the bus.
    I recommend using phone then computer.

  • @Mimi-tu1go
    @Mimi-tu1go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should do every choice!😁

  • @janettee2439
    @janettee2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So basically how you play it is that you can be either successful, mediocre or poor. When your at school their like objects you have to get to get a certain job like a doctor, teacher, artist, singer, soccer player or if you collect nothing you get a office worker. The those options at the bottom are things spend time with depending on if you choose a hobby aka club or what kind of friends you choose and if you want a family. And if you go to the menu you can buy option for school subjects, having a rich family so you get more money, having a pet, a costume for more credit on the job you want to do. *:)*
    P.s. if your happiness goes really down you like ._. Die.
    Ps ps. Pls notice meh senpai

  • @Vertmatter
    @Vertmatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually love this game it's low-key addicting

  • @ae5755
    @ae5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay you finaly played this!!

  • @hayley7020
    @hayley7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Bijuu Mike,
    I just watched your video on fnaf (five nights at Freddy's) and I was wondering if you could continue that. Kinda like what you did with batim (bendy and the ink machine) you probably won't see this comment but my friends and I are going through a fnaf stage so I thought it would be cool to watch one of my favorite TH-cam's play it. I really enjoyed the batim series! So this would be cool!
    Thanks Salad♡

  • @morganvc24
    @morganvc24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If life is a game, then *love is a polaroid*

  • @bjp1101
    @bjp1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OHHHH I'VE BEEN WANTING YOU TO PLAY THIS! I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH

  • @davidchen7567
    @davidchen7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me, when I see him skip so many choices: *Internal Rage increases*

  • @tootyfruity5697
    @tootyfruity5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oml, you should play the mobile games "I became a dog" and "I became a dog 2"!

  • @jasonneveau2891
    @jasonneveau2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game: Life is a game
    Me: but your walking straight
    Game: walk straight into life
    Me: that's better

  • @aidenlinkoh
    @aidenlinkoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played this before but u playing it is a million times more fun!

  • @airyashi
    @airyashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smoking doesn't actually relieve stress. It feels like it relieves stress when people smoke it, but that's just because of the deep inhaling and exhaling. The chemicals in it actually make it cause you to be more stressed, which causes an increase in energy too so the game conveys it correctly. Though for someone who smokes to relieve stress, don't. It doesn't relieve stress; it makes you more stressed and is also harmful to the body. I know its hard to quit due to the nicotine, but just know it'll be better for you in the long run.

  • @aubrieevans7508
    @aubrieevans7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today's my 12th birthday, and i asked my mom if she would let me sue David's mom, and she said "Who the HeCk is David?"

  • @ushiberry
    @ushiberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a friend at karate named Victor. He smokes...And he's only 14...He'll soon turn 15.
    And I am gonna turn 12! OwO
    Yeah! DON'T SMOKE!

  • @samarezek8866
    @samarezek8866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should play a game called I became a dog 1 and 2

  • @CosmosSolarSystem
    @CosmosSolarSystem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Normal Person: wants to play the game to get happiest ending
    Bijuu: tries go to the worst of the worst

  • @ally_catgaming86
    @ally_catgaming86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh gawd no David’s mom will sue everything is bad even Peppa Pig! Beware the angry mother!

  • @michx_tuq
    @michx_tuq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    **Taps Video**
    **Gets An Add Of Juno**
    Me: Fascinating.

  • @chaodisincolour2295
    @chaodisincolour2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, if life is a game
    *I failed*

  • @sincerelykiwii
    @sincerelykiwii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I though I was the only one who played this game or even knew about it. Its cool seeing someone play a game that I thought wasn't that well known.

  • @novellrue
    @novellrue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this game. I used to play it, then I had to undownload it because I ran out of room. Thank you for playing it!

  • @justbiran
    @justbiran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the game rewinded I couldn't help but think of Doki Doki... When you reach an end, it goes back to the beginning... Anyone else?

  • @nerusdreams1294
    @nerusdreams1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this game! I’m happy you decided to play it!

  • @ZombieTaleFrisk._
    @ZombieTaleFrisk._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Play again but true to get a happy ending. 😊😺😸

  • @Nan01987
    @Nan01987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny how I started playing this on my own and a day later. A whole bunch of TH-camrs started playing this.

  • @Lucy-ns3qw
    @Lucy-ns3qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I played this game forever ago and enjoyed it. Please play it again sometime! 💚

  • @tgay83d55
    @tgay83d55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me:gets a bijuu add on a bijuu video
    Also me:*scweel*

  • @irisknights1730
    @irisknights1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bijuu: What's up scrubs?!
    Captions: What's up subscrip?!

  • @pandapants9625
    @pandapants9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm depressed because I did nothing with my life."
    That is a mood.

  • @roshan141972
    @roshan141972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Life is a life* *the sequel*

  • @tinykqi._.7798
    @tinykqi._.7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I played this game a while ago and thought it was awesome so I'm glad you found it and decided to play it :)

  • @ochakourarakaoffials556
    @ochakourarakaoffials556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 HUSTLE GRINDINGSON IS BACK!!

  • @azzahraa_h
    @azzahraa_h 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooohh
    CaptainSauce also played this. I was waiting for somebody else play this. Thanks for playing this! 🤗

  • @hoodievids9791
    @hoodievids9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    David: You are getting sued.....
    David’s mother: MIKE!!!!! I’m calling the cops!!!

  • @glitch_the_pix
    @glitch_the_pix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should play this again and actually try to get some of the better stuff! I'm particularly interested in what kind of outfits you might buy for your character :<
    Tip: Use the bottom left buttons as much as possible

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you just walk and do absolutely nothing? can you die right away? can you gain trust from everyone bit neglect them? These are questions needed to be answered by bijuu

  • @primrose6794
    @primrose6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This actually makes sense to "*Blame the Delinquents*"

  • @ImNotMister_Mallow
    @ImNotMister_Mallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is funny and cool & it's my 12 birthday almost all the TH-camrs I had subscribed to are making videos today

  • @PoetNevermore
    @PoetNevermore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else wants him to play "you have one chance" mike if u see this PLEASE.

  • @jaythegamer8297
    @jaythegamer8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 AW MAN

  • @fletchthegamer3867
    @fletchthegamer3867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I personally love your videos, gamings, reactions, all of it! I am so close to subscribing! I would love for more baldi’s basics or Doki Doki!

  • @bennettm5746
    @bennettm5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Life really is a game isn't it?

    • @кмїғ
      @кмїғ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah..

  • @mapasekawhitehead9549
    @mapasekawhitehead9549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How Bout you make good desisons and Mr. PERFECT😁

  • @thunderstarlegends
    @thunderstarlegends 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: hey girl why are you crying
    Girl: my dad don't want to spen time with me
    Me: uhhh ok how about I spen time with you
    Girl: really?!?
    Me: yay my name jeff

  • @danielladuck3323
    @danielladuck3323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just got a bit life advertisement while watching a video and they used a clip from one of your bit life videos

  • @taco_inanimateinsanity
    @taco_inanimateinsanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me:hears music
    Also me:Dances

  • @kkokiblox2835
    @kkokiblox2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well.... Life is a game. ITS A NEVERENDING GAME WHERE WE ALL LOOSE

  • @indiepinkie
    @indiepinkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If life was a video game....
    *Bijuu Mike will do anything in his power to abuse it*

  • @camillazio
    @camillazio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Life is a game”, well... I had a game over loooong time ago lol

  • @siathakur5847
    @siathakur5847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this game so glad that my favorite salad Is here

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *sees divorce happening in thumbnail*
    Me: I have never seen such bullcrap before.

  • @davv6628
    @davv6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I’m so glad someone is doing a video on this game! I’ve loved playing it for so long!

  • @sadcat1015
    @sadcat1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I should've collect my brother."
    -Micheal

  • @mirrythewolf
    @mirrythewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When your happiness goes low you commit auto Oof.
    Thats why you got game over.

  • @MalyMayhemInc1111
    @MalyMayhemInc1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A bit of help for the game
    You can pursue in different careers actually!
    9 Books= College Professor
    9 Paint= Artist
    9 Eighth Notes= Musician
    9 Stethoscope= Doctor (best paying job)
    9 Soccer Balls= Soccer Player
    If you don't get 9 of any of these you play as a office worker.
    In the adult life: Coins give you money, but it doesn't make you happy, if your happiness meter goes all the way down you.... Commit oof. Eat some food to make your meter go up. Cigs and Drugs make you happy in the game also but if you get 7 of them in one life you die of Lung Cancer. At certain times you can have a choice to do your job, idk exactly what it does.
    Becoming a dad: most of the time when you get a lover she will become pregnant. You can either tap choice twice when you reach the stair case to retire and become a home dad and take care of your child, or you can keep pressing the Family button next to your Friend button to keep up a good relationship with your family.
    Retirement: if you have the money you can buy a house for you and your wife to live in.
    Last Minute: this is your final stage in life, collect the books to become more happy and avoid the clocks at all costs! They will make you die quicker, but you can choose to get a wheelchair and that will give you more life. And sometimes your wife will die in front of you........
    I hope you enjoyed this somewhat helpful guide xDDDDD

  • @alexb859
    @alexb859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome video!!!

  • @Scottaybaybey
    @Scottaybaybey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mijuu bike: today's scrub of the day is-
    Me: *EVERYONE BUT ME*

  • @tonimaker6479
    @tonimaker6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bijuu Mike: Don't smoke!
    Me *is smoking*
    But seriously kids, don't smoke!

  • @accountoutofservice68
    @accountoutofservice68 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ChAlLeNgE:
    1. Do everything.
    I know you cant pick 4 hobbies so just pick 1.
    Another ChallEnGE:
    1. Do everything you do in real life.
    Ps. If you have done this before I had no idea.

  • @savannahkoizumi3254
    @savannahkoizumi3254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this game! Please make more!

  • @kagenuki2476
    @kagenuki2476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more of this game.

  • @goldendreams8044
    @goldendreams8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you play for a week, you get a cat UwU
    If you play for two weeks, you get a better cat UwU
    If you play for three weeks, you get... Uh... I actually don't know. I didn't play long enough but I think you get a puppy

    • @goldendreams8044
      @goldendreams8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw if you pick "Choice" while going up the stairs you can be involved in your child's life.

  • @lovingly_jinxed7484
    @lovingly_jinxed7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more of this game!!!

  • @AmaniToomer991
    @AmaniToomer991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *David's mother is quaking about this one*
    *First bitlife and now another life simulator?*
    *expect threats*

  • @rachaelemukpoeruo3225
    @rachaelemukpoeruo3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike: *Says Creeper*
    Me: *Aw man*

  • @anthonyz4508
    @anthonyz4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *wowee bijuu back at it again with them life simulators!* 💚

  • @Valentine_1033
    @Valentine_1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Davis mom would be so *TRIGGERD* if she saw this

  • @itsforfon5964
    @itsforfon5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow...despite the low quality graphics.....it has plenty of endings thereby having plenty of choices...many adventure...aaaaannnnddd more fun.....NICE!!

  • @luciegm3236
    @luciegm3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Life is a game, where Donald trump and boris Johnson mess with us in bad ways.

  • @666ghostface
    @666ghostface 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two videos in a day great job bijju Mike your awesome