The Global Occult Coalition is like the SCP Foundation’s angry gang-member brother. Yeah, he’s a general piece of shit, but you can sometimes count on him
SCP-UBU is the perfect example of how most of these anomalies just get sillier and sillier. There's nothing wrong with having an imagination, but you have to have some form of creativity and common sense instead of trying to make your own 682.
Well, UBU's not supposed to be a real SCP entry, or 001. It's just a plot device so that O5-11 has an excuse to mess with the actual 001-DYF, which is the real plot of the article and which is supposed to be the next part of this video series. (Also, the link in the description is misleading; it starts you on part 2 of the article. Remove the "/offset/1" in the URL to go back to the first.)
@@masongalioth4110 Without spoiling much, UBU is from Corbenic. It's an especially-strange part of Foundation lore that relies on character interactions to be interesting, since a recurring element is that everyone there is insanely overpowered due to all life in the realm possessing complete immortality and regeneration. Point is, I can concede that as long as that place is involved, things are very hit-or-miss when it's just showing off a local monster or the local government's shiny new toy without any extra strings attached (looking at you, SCP-3922, even though I do love you.) It's when stuff like the actual 001 of this article gets involved do things start looking up writing-wise.
05-1:I have good news and bad news. The good news is, something was finally able to kill that damn lizard. *As the 05 Council cheered, 05-7 noticed 05-1 wasn't cheering.* 05-7:So what's the bad news? O5-1: Something was able to kill that damn lizard.
I feel like this SCP has a deeper meaning as being a parody of all the SCP's that are invincible, uncontainable, unexplainable reality-ending threats. This SCP is the "POWER-MAN: THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN FICTION" of the SCP mythos to end all invincible monster dick-measuring.
Kinda, but there's way more to this story than what he video showed. When you read the actual article, there's way more shown regarding one of the O5's using the actual SCP-001 for this story - a literal time machine- to go back and prevent UBU from destroying the world, only to fail and repeatedly try again, driving him into insanity and becoming a greater - and kinda sad - monster than UBU. Also, just wait until you read how UBU is finally killed.
@@NolanRyanVA Michaud's conversation with the researcher who went to corbenic to prematurely kill UBU in the most silliest way is golden; "SASSING ME IS ILLEGAL" "I HAVE EXCLUSIVE SASS RIGHTS" "I DO NOT RECALL GIVING YOU THE PERMISSION TO PERFORMATIVELY EXHALE YOU EMANCIATED FUCKING TURKEY" "REPEAT QUESTION HAVE YOU EVER HATED SOMEONE YOU IDIOT" This article is my favorite bc of how unhinged the entire story was
@@iamgroobs9377 I doubt it's as much a self insert as much as a plot device to insert the most absurdist humor possible. It's not for everyone, but definitely not bad.
It's awful. It's one of those "haha my SCP is more powerful than yours" SCP without even putting effort into it. O Death is a good counterexample. Well thought out, good story, and not just bullshit power fantasy
@@0DemonKiller0 To be fair, SCP-UBU was literally just plot device and the article is essentially about Michaud (O5-11) trying to kill UBU across hundreds of humanity’s incarnations to the point where he eventually became insane as UBU. The article is fucking unhinged and wait till the very end lmao- UBU is eventually killed in the most easiest and simplest way imaginable.
i can’t believe they finally mentioned my home place, ive never been so excited to hear this in my whole life of being apart of the foundation community
I like how he had to completely avoid the fact that the O5 council's personalities being lost was exampled by the fact that they were blowing their own brains out for fun like Deadpool during the conversation.
All these people watching just the video and not reading the actual article _from the start_ are going to be in for a huge shock when they learn it's not actually about the super-overpowered SCP.
@@surfyplayer8231 Spoilers but here we go: SCP-UBU is a creature native to Corbenic, which is essentially the afterlife of the SCP Universe. On the part where it lives, it managed to appease a God which caused most interdimensional SCPs to be gone just like those mentioned in the video. During its rampage, Dr. Michaud or O5-11 used a time machine to travel back and time and kill it… well it didn't exactly turned out well because he ended up wiping hundreds of alternate versions of humanity just so he can kill SCP-UBU to the point where he is just as bad as UBU. At this point, Michaud became a highly advanced computer hivemind so in one timeline he went back in time to 2020 to inform a researcher about the incoming threat. Said researcher killed himself so he can go to Corbenic in order to inform the Three Moons Initiative. They then prematurely summon SCP-UBU to kill it with the most simple thing imaginable- a wooden stick with 200 carvings of a word and a phrase that basically translates to "Praise be to their whatever god etc etc". Apparently, there's a whole bunch of UBU species native to Corbenic and they are deemed as pests, and the only reason it can rampage at this scale is due to the fact that it’s not even native from our universe. Michaud, in his deranged state of mind, isn't really planning on killing UBU anymore, rather, he wants it to be alive just so he can torment it forever in his own pocket dimension where he is God. So UBU getting killed made him so mad that I quote; "NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo [Page 1 of 7,000]". To calm himself down, he tried to play the game within the time machine he first used… welp it needed a password he forgot; so yeah he literally screamed himself to oblivion at that point.
I like the idea that the Foundation *decided* to break the masquerade. As if the sudden global appearance of biological extropy hadn't already done that. I can almost imagine one of the 05s asking: "Do you think anyone is going to notice that something weird is going on?" 😂
Hi, Daveyoufool here. I wrote this SCP-001. I get that it seems like a self-insert from what little context you've been given. But here's the thing: read it from the beginning and you'll find out that this story isn't even about SCP-UBU. He's merely a catalyst for something else that goes completely balls-to-the-walls later on. So read it for yourself, or wait until SCP Explained depicts the rest of the story. Either way, y'all are in for a wild ride. ;)
I really, really like this SCP-001! I love the reference to Ubu Roi, you're a well read person. It just works so well because UBU is vile and disgustingly, needlessly cruel at the heart of it and while other SCPs like 682, who has a disdain for life, or the Shy Guy, who simply does not want to be looked at, are terrifying, nothing compares to the fate of UBU humiliating and torturing mankind for eternity. To me this is what makes this so great and I haven't even got to the end part yet. Thank you so much for writing this!
Good. I hoped there was more context to this, because from the info in this, it just seems like it's weird for the same of being weird. Though it has managed to catch enough of an interest for me to actually find and read the real thing. That's a first for me.
Dave! You are quite possibly my favorite writer on the site; certainly one whom has yet to disappoint. When I saw this was one of yours, I became unreasonably giddy and though I'd read this masterpiece before, the re-read was just as satisfying. Ofc, I can never get enough of anything related to 2922. Thank you for the stories, friend. JALAKÅRA be praised!
@@-j1170 The article in the description is the second iteration of the proposal so it reads out of order. The other offset articles go into detail about how O5-11 descended into insanity trying to kill UBU in more of a tales format
Top 10 001’s 10. Scp 001 the queens gambit 9. Scp 001 the world’s gone beautiful 8. Scp 001 the foundation 7. Scp 001 the black moon 6. Scp 001 the gate guardian 5. Scp 001 the prototype 4. Scp 001 when day breaks 3. Scp 001 the database 2. Scp 001 the scarlet king 1. Scp 001 seven day scream
For those who don't know, the Corncrake is most likely referring to SCP 2337, a bird that can speak human language, but in a voice so loud that it can damage and kill the listener. OUTDATED SEE COMMENTS.
@@JohnnyCaje Yeah, I finished reading the actual proposal a few months ago. Best thing I ever read. The author of this proposal though, is also the author of SCP 2337 so this was probably a reference.
@@spygo4513 Well, more specifically a makeshift wooden stake that has a certain thaumaturgical incantation written on it hundreds of times. But, yeah. It's killed from being stabbed by a stick. Wielded by Kermit the Frog.
having a weakness doesn't make it not overpowered, especially if it's a hard to know one. I could challenge you to a duel wearing juggernaut armor with a minigun while you only have normal clothes and a pistol, my weakness could also be a stick if you used it correctly, and I'd still be overpowered there
SCP-UBU Object Class: Tiamat Special Containment Procedures: SCP-UBU must be neutralized by any means necessary. Neutralization efforts are ongoing via Project Beluga. All non-critical resources have been diverted into Project Beluga as needed. Further information & strategic resources are restricted to Project Beluga staff. Description: SCP-UBU refers to a violent and extremely hostile humanoid entity that appeared in Kangaatsiaq, Greenland, on May 12th, 2588. The sudden materialization of SCP-UBU coincides with an ongoing ΩK/A-cass Augmented "End-of-Death" scenario1. This was believed to be a separate phenomenon until the stream of regenerative lambda waves was triangulated to SCP-UBU. This event also coincided with the following phenomena: A mass loss of function for all SCP-2578-D, SCP-3319, and other objects operated by the Three Moons Initiative. The cessation of all further SCP-2922 communications. The severance of the extradimensional space known as the Wanderer's Library from Earth. A representative of the Serpent's Hand cited "irreconcilable security concerns" in the decision. Several incidents in which a representative of Marshall, Carter, & Dark, having gained access to the O5 Council's personal contact information through unknown means, desperately tried to sell the Foundation large amounts of the company's stock. The place that must never have the same name twice SCP-40002 losing all anomalous properties. A small parchment note reading "Good luck!" was found in the entryway. SCP-3008 being anomalously bought out by an unknown proprietor and slowly converted into a shelter. In addition to anomalously high physical strength and speed, SCP-UBU has reality-bending capabilities to an unknown extent - usually triggered by screaming or slapping. Defensively, it has remained unscathed from the following damage sources: Blunt force trauma. Sustained heavy-caliber machine gun fire. Temperatures of 1,600 Kelvin. Sustained artillery fire. A direct energy discharge from SCP-B7B8. ██ simultaneous direct nuclear strikes.3 The only lasting damage to SCP-UBU occurred on 8/14/2784, when the entity chewed off its left thumb out of apparent curiosity. This resulted in SCP-UBU emitting a single scream that lasted seven days, after which it went into a month-long fit of crying and sobbing. The thumb completely regenerated after thirty years and fourteen days. Anatomy: The entity is 4.3 meters in height; an exact estimate of its mass remains unknown, but measurement attempts during its brief containment displayed a minimum recorded weight of 15,399 kilograms. Though its anatomical composition remains unknown, SCP-UBU's bodily shape is consistent with an obese, androgynous humanoid. It is covered in hairless, pure white skin that bears a similar texture to that of a dolphin or other small whale. Despite being devoid of eyes, ears, or nostrils, SCP-UBU is fully capable of vision, hearing, and smell. The only apparent sensory organ on its body other than skin is a .5-meter-wide humanoid mouth with a prehensile tongue of indeterminate length. There is a cloaca on its lower body for expelling waste. Behavior: SCP-UBU does not appear to understand speech in any known language. While it is capable of vocalizations, the majority of them are used for screaming, laughter, and intrigued babbling. Ever since its arrival, SCP-UBU has been devoted to causing as much destruction as possible. Though SCP-UBU will attack anything indiscriminately, SCP-UBU shows preference in assaulting and devouring human beings in densely populated areas. It takes an infantile and curious approach to violence, often "playing" with its victims for hours on end. The regenerative effect brought about by SCP-UBU's presence has eliminated the possibility of doing permanent damage to anything other than civil infrastructure and property. Ergo, whether there is any greater motive to its rampages other than sadism is unknown. SCP-UBU Timeline 5/12/2588, 0533 GMT: A four-kiloton explosion accompanied by an electromagnetic pulse destroys the town of Kangaatsiaq, Greenland. Survivors recall a "pale green light" enveloping the area. 0615 GMT: ΩK/A-class scenario begins, triggering widespread panic. 0846 GMT: O5 command holds an emergency meeting to address a potential ΩK-class scenario. 1105 GMT: First sightings of SCP-UBU reported. 5/15/2588, 1200 GMT: In order to properly address the regenerative effect, the Foundation's veil is lifted as per the Broken Masquerade protocol. O5-1 makes a statement to the UN. 5/20/2588: SCP-UBU arrives in St. John's, Newfoundland, beginning a two-year rampage throughout the city. 5/21/2588: Mobile Task Force Nu-7 "Hammer Down" engages SCP-UBU in St. John's. 7/4/2590: 90% of the onsite personnel have been mutilated and regenerated at least five times. As such, MTF Nu-7 deserts St. John en masse in protest of "anomalously poor working conditions". SCP-UBU uses the opportunity to break through the defensive line. 10/10/2590: Project Beluga is founded as a joint effort between the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition for the purpose of neutralizing the threat posed by SCP-UBU. 12/29/2590: SCP-UBU reaches Columbus, Ohio. It spends the next year on the following project: Digging a two-kilometer-deep hole in the center of the city, Gathering 2.9 million people to throw into the hole, Repeatedly leaping into the upper stratosphere and stomping into the hole, and Drinking the resulting squeezed juices. It eventually grows bored with this and moves on to Lake Erie. 1/5/2592: SCP-UBU assaults several cargo ships in Lake Erie. Twenty ships are thrown out of Earth's gravitational pull. Two of them land on the Moon. [truncated for brevity] 6/10/2670, 0600 GMT: SCP-UBU is finally contained at Site-59. 6/10/2670, 0602 GMT: SCP-UBU breaches containment; subsequent retrieval attempts fail. 9/9/2673: SCP-UBU spends 73 days rubbing its crotch against the Statue of Liberty while howling. (It should be noted that SCP-UBU lacks any sort of visible genitalia.) 2/10/2674: The Schenectady Agreement is signed between NATO powers, the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China, the Foundation, and the Global Occult Coalition. As such, due to environmental concerns, further nuclear strikes are prohibited against SCP-UBU. Shortly after signing, SCP-UBU breaks into the ceremony and makes a bead necklace out of a few lengths of woven rebar and fifteen still-living foreign dignitaries.
Appears put of an explosion Makes a smoothie from people Slaps an immortal lizard Takes out a giant eel from the sea just to fuck around with it Dosen't elaborate True giga chad
Without a doubt, the most powerful SCP, i have ever heard of. I don’t think so even, Scarlet king can defeat that creature. I think, Death Brother can. BTW, where is GOD ?????
2:20 They're trying to stop it from reaching Ohio? It's JUST trying to go home, y'all! It forgot it left the fridge open, and it's going back before the milk goes bad
Considering it took something so deadly to a molecular level like Oh Death to kill 682 I guess it shouldn't be surprise UBU was kill 682 at a molecular level.
Do a crossover with specter and cactus man Maybe a day in life with Cain, cactus man, or lunatic And maybe talk about scp 1690, 1810, 2040, 2331, and 4017
Love seeing marshal Carter and dark involvement in these videos. One of the more obscure and interesting facets of an already obscure and interesting world/worlds lmao
"It has no eyes", as they point to it's eyes. "It's never permanently harmed anyone", after they show it pulverizing 3 million people into sludge and drinking them. Quality work, boys. Really sticking to the source material. Not that the source material is that great. If it wanted to throw 3 million people into a hole, even if it did so at a rate of say one every 10 seconds , it would still take over 57 years to fill that hole. That's a long time for NOBODY to dig their way out. And apparently nobody ran off during that half century! The most bizzare bit is that HUNDREDS of years pass, and nobody evacuates Earth.
This thing did: Killed SCP-682 Killed SCP-169 Dragged SCP-3000 across all of Asia and North America Launched cargo ships to the moon Literally ATE SCP-2317 Yup i'm calling in Saitama
Consider this entirely hypothetical, but, this to me sounds like a case of "mighty mouse" practiced on a spermatozoon through the Very Fine setting, to see if some Foundation scientist could get his fertility rate drastically improved? It may be an entirely overlooked solution, but did anybody try hitting it with an enhanced spermicide?
The thing is he was there for fricking CENTURIES AND HADN’T EVEN KILLED EVERYONE. Also in one story they’re failing to contain something small and not dangerous then all of the sudden they’re dealing with every single world ending scenario ATTHE SAME TIME as if it’s a normal occurrence.
Oh shit! I'm trying to relax to this and suddenly my city specifically is being attacked. It's not often St. John's, NL gets called out like that. S'pose I'll die. Or not.
I never would have thought st John's newfoundland would have ever been mentioned in one of these videos. It's my hometown so it's cool to hear it said by one of my favourite creators even if it is just to tell a fun story
The SCP Foundation could never kill 682 because they thought hard. He can adapt to hostile enviroments. Send him to a whorehouse to be bitchslapped by a pimp! From the rest of his species he is the only immortal, which explains how could 173 the Koitern could kill them because it was simple. No ecuations, mathematics and no wasted resources. Just a simple neck snap but it wouldn't work with 682 because he expected it. SCP-UBU distracted 682 first before slapping him to desintagrate his DNA molecules unlike the Gate Guardian because it was UNEXPECTED!!!
Their is one thing that was so confusing for one thousand years the SCP foundation one of the most advanced organizations did nothing like leaving earth to other planets or even safe dimensions. with all that power they could just take a large part of humanity to multiple worlds.
Because if you read the rest of the article, that's not the point. UBU is just a plot device for the actual meat of the article, which is a story about timeloop fatigue and becoming worse than your own enemies.
@@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 oh so you're saying it's just like how Saitama is intentionally made to be the parody character in the universe of One Punch-Man?
@@sir1603 Well, you could say that of Corbenic in general, which is where UBU comes from. Over there, everything is immortal and will regenerate from any wound. As a result, humans adapted their weapons around that, and creatures adapted the way they hunt and prey on others. So the Corbenese humans and many native species are all now extremely overpowered from Earth's perspective, but life's also super boring when it's just them; the monsters are easy to turn away, and war's not very interesting if you can't die and are used to the pain of regeneration. Consequently, most Corbenese SCPs are the government (made of three alternate Foundations glued together) trying to do the professional hero thing on Earth, except they come off as weird and excessive most of the time. SCP-001-DYF is what happens when Earthlings try to stand up to the Corbenese without having the slightest clue how things work down there.
*To be honest in my headcanon, there are probably reasons SCP UBU can take out and KO SCP 682 (without truly unaliving SCP 682):* • SCP UBU cannot kill SCP 682 in its True Form but SCP UBU can sever the link between the True Form of SCP 682 and all of its avatars. So SCP UBU severs every links to other realities and dimensions to prevent another avatar of 682 from manifesting which means SCP UBU can only cut SCP 682 from that reality and dimension only. • SCP UBU cannot truly kill SCP 682, but it can forcibly turn SCP 682's avatar into a literally harmless liquid form. SCP 682 can only watch as SCP UBU swims into its lquid form without suffering consequences.
I'm gonna need a part 2!! And it needs to be defeated. The whole "insert Dr. Who monster that is nigh unstoppable" thing is SUPER old now. It's OK to finally neutralize an SCP. It's OK for humanity to get a definitive win.
Whoever wrote this SCP was high on *everything* and that’s saying something for the SCP foundation lore.
I'm high now
😂
This story is what happens when you give an autistic person drugs
Sobriety is the real enemy
I cAn QuIt AnYtImE i WaN- *hurk*
The Global Occult Coalition is like the SCP Foundation’s angry gang-member brother. Yeah, he’s a general piece of shit, but you can sometimes count on him
I started whating it at 2 min of out
😊😊
Scp explained made a video on how the GOC aren’t really any worse or better than the foundation.
It’s the scp universe World economic Forum 🤣
My brain is still trying to accommodate the other SCP-001's, now I have deal with another one. Damn it!
Why are there so many SCP-001’s
You don't, story is dumb. You choose what's canon. There are no other scps that can kill?😂😂 Right, good luck with that buddy.
SCP-UBU is the perfect example of how most of these anomalies just get sillier and sillier. There's nothing wrong with having an imagination, but you have to have some form of creativity and common sense instead of trying to make your own 682.
Based
This is by far the least creative 01
Well, UBU's not supposed to be a real SCP entry, or 001. It's just a plot device so that O5-11 has an excuse to mess with the actual 001-DYF, which is the real plot of the article and which is supposed to be the next part of this video series.
(Also, the link in the description is misleading; it starts you on part 2 of the article. Remove the "/offset/1" in the URL to go back to the first.)
@@trocytev8783I mean to OP’s point, you could have made a better scp, plot device or not, i suppose.
@@masongalioth4110 Without spoiling much, UBU is from Corbenic. It's an especially-strange part of Foundation lore that relies on character interactions to be interesting, since a recurring element is that everyone there is insanely overpowered due to all life in the realm possessing complete immortality and regeneration.
Point is, I can concede that as long as that place is involved, things are very hit-or-miss when it's just showing off a local monster or the local government's shiny new toy without any extra strings attached (looking at you, SCP-3922, even though I do love you.) It's when stuff like the actual 001 of this article gets involved do things start looking up writing-wise.
A lot of these world-ending SCP's either kill everyone or keep everyone from dying
That's typically what world ending means yes.
Gotta say, that's a crazy oxymoron.
rip 682
I remember the cold clinical approach the articles and narrators had
@@item-001.the9children it didn't die it's just in hiding... maybe thinking about retiring on Mars for a bit.
05-1:I have good news and bad news. The good news is, something was finally able to kill that damn lizard.
*As the 05 Council cheered, 05-7 noticed 05-1 wasn't cheering.*
05-7:So what's the bad news?
O5-1: Something was able to kill that damn lizard.
underrated comment
05-2: Oh...*Realization* OOOOOOH. Oh No
:')
I feel like this SCP has a deeper meaning as being a parody of all the SCP's that are invincible, uncontainable, unexplainable reality-ending threats.
This SCP is the "POWER-MAN: THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN FICTION" of the SCP mythos to end all invincible monster dick-measuring.
Kinda, but there's way more to this story than what he video showed. When you read the actual article, there's way more shown regarding one of the O5's using the actual SCP-001 for this story - a literal time machine- to go back and prevent UBU from destroying the world, only to fail and repeatedly try again, driving him into insanity and becoming a greater - and kinda sad - monster than UBU.
Also, just wait until you read how UBU is finally killed.
@@NolanRyanVA how? It's gonna be something silly ain't it?
@@TertiaryTrash Well, it involves Kermit the Frog.
@@NolanRyanVA Michaud's conversation with the researcher who went to corbenic to prematurely kill UBU in the most silliest way is golden;
"SASSING ME IS ILLEGAL"
"I HAVE EXCLUSIVE SASS RIGHTS"
"I DO NOT RECALL GIVING YOU THE PERMISSION TO PERFORMATIVELY EXHALE YOU EMANCIATED FUCKING TURKEY"
"REPEAT QUESTION HAVE YOU EVER HATED SOMEONE YOU IDIOT"
This article is my favorite bc of how unhinged the entire story was
@@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 Living through countless iterations of the universe to destroy a single entity can leave a man a little unhinged.🤣
This SCP legit is the definition of “I’m him”
Pardon?
a self insert if I ever saw one.
Fr though
He is the main character.
@@iamgroobs9377 I doubt it's as much a self insert as much as a plot device to insert the most absurdist humor possible.
It's not for everyone, but definitely not bad.
This sounds like an AI-generated SCP story as opposed to something a person thought up
It's written by Daveyoufool. Dave is just that weird, wild and wonderful.
Tbf the author of this scp is known for his unhinged articles
It's awful. It's one of those "haha my SCP is more powerful than yours" SCP without even putting effort into it.
O Death is a good counterexample. Well thought out, good story, and not just bullshit power fantasy
@@0DemonKiller0 To be fair, SCP-UBU was literally just plot device and the article is essentially about Michaud (O5-11) trying to kill UBU across hundreds of humanity’s incarnations to the point where he eventually became insane as UBU. The article is fucking unhinged and wait till the very end lmao- UBU is eventually killed in the most easiest and simplest way imaginable.
@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 Well maybe I'll give it a second chance when the channel uploads the next part
i can’t believe they finally mentioned my home place, ive never been so excited to hear this in my whole life of being apart of the foundation community
same tbh
Are your descendants to be among the Columbus living slurry?
Fr tho I was waiting for Michaud’s conversation with P. Hudson Gock and the researcher who went to Corbenic lmao
Ss
There are dozens of us! 😅
💚🤍🩷
Scp 001 insulting scp 682 in Gibberish is like Stitch saying „Nimi nama krista“!😂
Yup
“Oh! So naughty!!”
Language
Does "Nimi nama krista" mean
Friend of fire, follower of Christ?
Oi! Language!
I like how he had to completely avoid the fact that the O5 council's personalities being lost was exampled by the fact that they were blowing their own brains out for fun like Deadpool during the conversation.
lmaoo
All these people watching just the video and not reading the actual article _from the start_ are going to be in for a huge shock when they learn it's not actually about the super-overpowered SCP.
i just read it and wow
Can someone sum it up for me?
@@surfyplayer8231 Spoilers but here we go:
SCP-UBU is a creature native to Corbenic, which is essentially the afterlife of the SCP Universe. On the part where it lives, it managed to appease a God which caused most interdimensional SCPs to be gone just like those mentioned in the video. During its rampage, Dr. Michaud or O5-11 used a time machine to travel back and time and kill it… well it didn't exactly turned out well because he ended up wiping hundreds of alternate versions of humanity just so he can kill SCP-UBU to the point where he is just as bad as UBU.
At this point, Michaud became a highly advanced computer hivemind so in one timeline he went back in time to 2020 to inform a researcher about the incoming threat. Said researcher killed himself so he can go to Corbenic in order to inform the Three Moons Initiative. They then prematurely summon SCP-UBU to kill it with the most simple thing imaginable- a wooden stick with 200 carvings of a word and a phrase that basically translates to "Praise be to their whatever god etc etc". Apparently, there's a whole bunch of UBU species native to Corbenic and they are deemed as pests, and the only reason it can rampage at this scale is due to the fact that it’s not even native from our universe.
Michaud, in his deranged state of mind, isn't really planning on killing UBU anymore, rather, he wants it to be alive just so he can torment it forever in his own pocket dimension where he is God. So UBU getting killed made him so mad that I quote; "NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo [Page 1 of 7,000]". To calm himself down, he tried to play the game within the time machine he first used… welp it needed a password he forgot; so yeah he literally screamed himself to oblivion at that point.
That's..... A really dumb ending
@@tsarbombawithinternetconne875gracias por el resumen pero... Que fumada fue esa? 😂
I fucking died when it said “The two ships were later found on the surface of the moon”
I like the idea that the Foundation *decided* to break the masquerade. As if the sudden global appearance of biological extropy hadn't already done that. I can almost imagine one of the 05s asking: "Do you think anyone is going to notice that something weird is going on?" 😂
"O5-2 what do you mean has anyone seen it... of course no one has."
Amnestics go brrrt
lmaooo
Hi, Daveyoufool here. I wrote this SCP-001. I get that it seems like a self-insert from what little context you've been given. But here's the thing: read it from the beginning and you'll find out that this story isn't even about SCP-UBU. He's merely a catalyst for something else that goes completely balls-to-the-walls later on. So read it for yourself, or wait until SCP Explained depicts the rest of the story. Either way, y'all are in for a wild ride. ;)
the conclusion was hilarious!(shakes your hand)
I really, really like this SCP-001! I love the reference to Ubu Roi, you're a well read person. It just works so well because UBU is vile and disgustingly, needlessly cruel at the heart of it and while other SCPs like 682, who has a disdain for life, or the Shy Guy, who simply does not want to be looked at, are terrifying, nothing compares to the fate of UBU humiliating and torturing mankind for eternity. To me this is what makes this so great and I haven't even got to the end part yet. Thank you so much for writing this!
Keep writing SCPs I enjoy them
Good. I hoped there was more context to this, because from the info in this, it just seems like it's weird for the same of being weird. Though it has managed to catch enough of an interest for me to actually find and read the real thing. That's a first for me.
Dave! You are quite possibly my favorite writer on the site; certainly one whom has yet to disappoint. When I saw this was one of yours, I became unreasonably giddy and though I'd read this masterpiece before, the re-read was just as satisfying. Ofc, I can never get enough of anything related to 2922. Thank you for the stories, friend.
JALAKÅRA be praised!
I was worried this channel was getting ready to close up shop with mass release of compilation videos. I’m happy to see a truly new episode!
Best video to watch while waiting in the ER. This particular SCP is very interesting so it was awesome to see a video about it
I love how it’s called a Tiamat class threat, because Tiamat is a cancerous fighr
The whole article is an amazing read. This is just the first part of the true story.
Where do you read the full article? I clicked on the link in description but it doesn't really seem like an article and doesn't tell me much.
@@-j1170 The article in the description is the second iteration of the proposal so it reads out of order. The other offset articles go into detail about how O5-11 descended into insanity trying to kill UBU in more of a tales format
@@johnroach9026the ending was kinda funny(but also sad) tho
oh dear 😭
@johnroach9026 lmaoo
So, from what I'm understanding of this SCP... this is a SCP that has the power of the Toon Force... welp, we're doomed.
Dr. Bright looking at everyone who’s freaking out about not dying like “am i a joke to you”
XD
This is probably the weirdest scp 001 I've heard about.
There most likely even wierder scps that you didn't see yet.
Oh don't worry, it gets weirder
I feel like if you managed to communicate with the SCP.
And asked it "Why?"
It would probably respond with
"For the shits and giggles"
loved this one! i'm so confused by the old gods SCP lore, would you guys be able to do like a deep dive into them? I love that stuff
Scp UBU just sounds like a guy playing an open world scp videogame with a cheat engine
This scp sounds more like a straight up trolling shit post
They really sat down said, “How weird can I possibly make this?”
Top 10 001’s
10. Scp 001 the queens gambit
9. Scp 001 the world’s gone beautiful
8. Scp 001 the foundation
7. Scp 001 the black moon
6. Scp 001 the gate guardian
5. Scp 001 the prototype
4. Scp 001 when day breaks
3. Scp 001 the database
2. Scp 001 the scarlet king
1. Scp 001 seven day scream
Yes, now which is which?
@@aaronyc2011I edited it for you
@@stargazzer9166 yes thanks
@@aaronyc2011 there are 36 Scp 001s btw
I would say some of these 001s actually beat this 001 but the seven day scream 001 is like a torture one.
For those who don't know, the Corncrake is most likely referring to SCP 2337, a bird that can speak human language, but in a voice so loud that it can damage and kill the listener. OUTDATED SEE COMMENTS.
nah, its a ship that contained some scps
@@JohnnyCaje Yeah, I finished reading the actual proposal a few months ago. Best thing I ever read.
The author of this proposal though, is also the author of SCP 2337 so this was probably a reference.
@@AmaStrovik I agree, the proposal is amazing
Basically the TLDR of this thing is that it woke up one day and chose violence
That SCP vs SCP-1915 in his "Absence" form.
that would be cool. logicly 1915 would win for as long as what it is fighting has form, it will fall to 1915. still it would be fun
Reading all these comments about how this SCP is some over-powered self-insert.
My brother in Christ, its allergic to sticks.
Sticks ? ?? FUCKING STICKS !
@@spygo4513 Well, more specifically a makeshift wooden stake that has a certain thaumaturgical incantation written on it hundreds of times.
But, yeah. It's killed from being stabbed by a stick.
Wielded by Kermit the Frog.
having a weakness doesn't make it not overpowered, especially if it's a hard to know one. I could challenge you to a duel wearing juggernaut armor with a minigun while you only have normal clothes and a pistol, my weakness could also be a stick if you used it correctly, and I'd still be overpowered there
Yeah but people refuse to read. 🙄
Also it's still a brilliant article regardless (and in fact, especially due to) the abstract comedy and absurdities.
An “end of death scenario” sounds like a high quality problem
SCP-UBU
Object Class: Tiamat
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-UBU must be neutralized by any means necessary. Neutralization efforts are ongoing via Project Beluga. All non-critical resources have been diverted into Project Beluga as needed. Further information & strategic resources are restricted to Project Beluga staff.
Description: SCP-UBU refers to a violent and extremely hostile humanoid entity that appeared in Kangaatsiaq, Greenland, on May 12th, 2588.
The sudden materialization of SCP-UBU coincides with an ongoing ΩK/A-cass Augmented "End-of-Death" scenario1. This was believed to be a separate phenomenon until the stream of regenerative lambda waves was triangulated to SCP-UBU.
This event also coincided with the following phenomena:
A mass loss of function for all SCP-2578-D, SCP-3319, and other objects operated by the Three Moons Initiative.
The cessation of all further SCP-2922 communications.
The severance of the extradimensional space known as the Wanderer's Library from Earth. A representative of the Serpent's Hand cited "irreconcilable security concerns" in the decision.
Several incidents in which a representative of Marshall, Carter, & Dark, having gained access to the O5 Council's personal contact information through unknown means, desperately tried to sell the Foundation large amounts of the company's stock.
The place that must never have the same name twice SCP-40002 losing all anomalous properties. A small parchment note reading "Good luck!" was found in the entryway.
SCP-3008 being anomalously bought out by an unknown proprietor and slowly converted into a shelter.
In addition to anomalously high physical strength and speed, SCP-UBU has reality-bending capabilities to an unknown extent - usually triggered by screaming or slapping. Defensively, it has remained unscathed from the following damage sources:
Blunt force trauma.
Sustained heavy-caliber machine gun fire.
Temperatures of 1,600 Kelvin.
Sustained artillery fire.
A direct energy discharge from SCP-B7B8.
██ simultaneous direct nuclear strikes.3
The only lasting damage to SCP-UBU occurred on 8/14/2784, when the entity chewed off its left thumb out of apparent curiosity. This resulted in SCP-UBU emitting a single scream that lasted seven days, after which it went into a month-long fit of crying and sobbing. The thumb completely regenerated after thirty years and fourteen days.
Anatomy: The entity is 4.3 meters in height; an exact estimate of its mass remains unknown, but measurement attempts during its brief containment displayed a minimum recorded weight of 15,399 kilograms. Though its anatomical composition remains unknown, SCP-UBU's bodily shape is consistent with an obese, androgynous humanoid. It is covered in hairless, pure white skin that bears a similar texture to that of a dolphin or other small whale.
Despite being devoid of eyes, ears, or nostrils, SCP-UBU is fully capable of vision, hearing, and smell. The only apparent sensory organ on its body other than skin is a .5-meter-wide humanoid mouth with a prehensile tongue of indeterminate length. There is a cloaca on its lower body for expelling waste.
Behavior: SCP-UBU does not appear to understand speech in any known language. While it is capable of vocalizations, the majority of them are used for screaming, laughter, and intrigued babbling.
Ever since its arrival, SCP-UBU has been devoted to causing as much destruction as possible. Though SCP-UBU will attack anything indiscriminately, SCP-UBU shows preference in assaulting and devouring human beings in densely populated areas. It takes an infantile and curious approach to violence, often "playing" with its victims for hours on end.
The regenerative effect brought about by SCP-UBU's presence has eliminated the possibility of doing permanent damage to anything other than civil infrastructure and property. Ergo, whether there is any greater motive to its rampages other than sadism is unknown.
SCP-UBU Timeline
5/12/2588, 0533 GMT: A four-kiloton explosion accompanied by an electromagnetic pulse destroys the town of Kangaatsiaq, Greenland. Survivors recall a "pale green light" enveloping the area.
0615 GMT: ΩK/A-class scenario begins, triggering widespread panic.
0846 GMT: O5 command holds an emergency meeting to address a potential ΩK-class scenario.
1105 GMT: First sightings of SCP-UBU reported.
5/15/2588, 1200 GMT: In order to properly address the regenerative effect, the Foundation's veil is lifted as per the Broken Masquerade protocol. O5-1 makes a statement to the UN.
5/20/2588: SCP-UBU arrives in St. John's, Newfoundland, beginning a two-year rampage throughout the city.
5/21/2588: Mobile Task Force Nu-7 "Hammer Down" engages SCP-UBU in St. John's.
7/4/2590: 90% of the onsite personnel have been mutilated and regenerated at least five times. As such, MTF Nu-7 deserts St. John en masse in protest of "anomalously poor working conditions". SCP-UBU uses the opportunity to break through the defensive line.
10/10/2590: Project Beluga is founded as a joint effort between the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition for the purpose of neutralizing the threat posed by SCP-UBU.
12/29/2590: SCP-UBU reaches Columbus, Ohio. It spends the next year on the following project:
Digging a two-kilometer-deep hole in the center of the city,
Gathering 2.9 million people to throw into the hole,
Repeatedly leaping into the upper stratosphere and stomping into the hole, and
Drinking the resulting squeezed juices.
It eventually grows bored with this and moves on to Lake Erie.
1/5/2592: SCP-UBU assaults several cargo ships in Lake Erie. Twenty ships are thrown out of Earth's gravitational pull. Two of them land on the Moon.
[truncated for brevity]
6/10/2670, 0600 GMT: SCP-UBU is finally contained at Site-59.
6/10/2670, 0602 GMT: SCP-UBU breaches containment; subsequent retrieval attempts fail.
9/9/2673: SCP-UBU spends 73 days rubbing its crotch against the Statue of Liberty while howling. (It should be noted that SCP-UBU lacks any sort of visible genitalia.)
2/10/2674: The Schenectady Agreement is signed between NATO powers, the Russian Federation, the People's Republic of China, the Foundation, and the Global Occult Coalition. As such, due to environmental concerns, further nuclear strikes are prohibited against SCP-UBU. Shortly after signing, SCP-UBU breaks into the ceremony and makes a bead necklace out of a few lengths of woven rebar and fifteen still-living foreign dignitaries.
I'm fine without dying just means no sadness
This is, by large and by Far, my Favourite SCP! Totally Badass!
Badass? This scp is the definition of goofy
But I respect your opinion
Appears put of an explosion
Makes a smoothie from people
Slaps an immortal lizard
Takes out a giant eel from the sea just to fuck around with it
Dosen't elaborate
True giga chad
SCP-001 Took "You're going to brazil" way too seriously..
The man who created ubu must have had something againest 682
4.3m tall but swallowed the devourer of worlds whole? How, the gate guardian was the size of a fly to it
The Devourer of Worlds can be seen in space.
As an avid fan of this channel from the beginning, I must ask “what the cinnamon toast f*** did I just watch?”
Without a doubt, the most powerful SCP, i have ever heard of. I don’t think so even, Scarlet king can defeat that creature. I think, Death Brother can. BTW, where is GOD ?????
He one taped the unkillabull lizzer
We need the red sun
We need the gate guardian
Bro, I don't think that, any of Red sun or Gate guardian would work.
@@arshattri5708there's 3812 and the swan proposal
2:20 They're trying to stop it from reaching Ohio? It's JUST trying to go home, y'all! It forgot it left the fridge open, and it's going back before the milk goes bad
Average day in scp universe
UBU sees the world as some kind of sandbox, (imagine this as a VR game)
Considering it took something so deadly to a molecular level like Oh Death to kill 682 I guess it shouldn't be surprise UBU was kill 682 at a molecular level.
When O5-11 said ‘corncrake’, I thought he meant SCP-2337, Dr Spanko.
No freakin way the SCP Foundation let humanity stay on Earth
This had me dying bro I feel like I'm on acid LMAOOOO
God mode in video games be like
My intrusive thoughts turned into a SCP
No way.
More scp UBU please
0:00 Narrator said “boom” and it didnt even sound like “boom” it sounded like “BOUM” XD
Do a crossover with specter and cactus man
Maybe a day in life with Cain, cactus man, or lunatic
And maybe talk about scp 1690, 1810, 2040, 2331, and 4017
Love seeing marshal Carter and dark involvement in these videos. One of the more obscure and interesting facets of an already obscure and interesting world/worlds lmao
Obscure??? Their like one of the original GoIs
A 001 entry? Nice
"It has no eyes", as they point to it's eyes. "It's never permanently harmed anyone", after they show it pulverizing 3 million people into sludge and drinking them. Quality work, boys. Really sticking to the source material.
Not that the source material is that great. If it wanted to throw 3 million people into a hole, even if it did so at a rate of say one every 10 seconds , it would still take over 57 years to fill that hole. That's a long time for NOBODY to dig their way out. And apparently nobody ran off during that half century!
The most bizzare bit is that HUNDREDS of years pass, and nobody evacuates Earth.
this one should have been posted on april fools
If scp-ubu hurt itself when it simply bit it's finger. Then why did they not immediately think about Cain who reflects attacks back at the aggressor.
9:59
Since when is TF2's Medic part of the 05-council?!
Edit: the voice for 05-2 (turn on subs to see that) kind of reminded me of Dr. Ludwig.
bro this thing is literally the embodiment of never now their next move
Early btw LOVEEE these vids
That dedicated researcher is Dr. bright???
DON'T LEAVE US ON A CLIFFHANGER!
Cool vid…just wanna point out a typo. At 6:47 You said June 10, 2793 but the text said June 27, 2793. Nonetheless…keep the content coming!
This level of pettiness is unprecedented
I swear this scp is inspired by that one friend who does the most random stuff for the funny
16:00 isn't apollyon for that?
what's the difference between them?
So where has SCP-343 been for his whole time???
This thing did:
Killed SCP-682
Killed SCP-169
Dragged SCP-3000 across all of Asia and North America
Launched cargo ships to the moon
Literally ATE SCP-2317
Yup i'm calling in Saitama
Don’t forget eating SCP-2317!
Any scp powerful enough can kill scp 682 its so overrated 🙄
@@Wandasolosurfavs wtf man, "any SCP powerful enough can kill 682" thats just not true. This thing is like the only thing that killed 682, ever
SCP-682 truly died from a bitch slap!!!
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If SCP-106 were there😂😂😂😂😂
0:42 I like how the O5 Council has gotten a glow-up, but why do they all look like dudes?
I've an idea for an interesting scenario: what if SCP-469 came into contact with SCP-343 or 001 (Uriel), or even 662?
This feels like what I'd imagine would happen if Dr.Bright became a Mad God.
Either that, or it's a Baby from some NXth dimensional God+ level entity.
Literally the Saitama of SCPs lol. Call it One-Slap UBU.
I literally called this SCP Saitama after I watched the video and now I see this comment damn
Nope.
Read the whole thing. This is like, 2% of it.
I need the sequel yesterday! Good work guys ❤
Takes “only in Ohio” to the next level
Consider this entirely hypothetical, but, this to me sounds like a case of "mighty mouse" practiced on a spermatozoon through the Very Fine setting, to see if some Foundation scientist could get his fertility rate drastically improved? It may be an entirely overlooked solution, but did anybody try hitting it with an enhanced spermicide?
Reminds me of torchwood where everyone got Jack's powers
Or 4498
Torchwood! That takes me back.
The thing is he was there for fricking CENTURIES AND HADN’T EVEN KILLED EVERYONE. Also in one story they’re failing to contain something small and not dangerous then all of the sudden they’re dealing with every single world ending scenario ATTHE SAME TIME as if it’s a normal occurrence.
Not sure if you'll see this but I would love to see a continuation of 049 inside the infinite ikea
sameee
Oh shit! I'm trying to relax to this and suddenly my city specifically is being attacked. It's not often St. John's, NL gets called out like that.
S'pose I'll die. Or not.
I never would have thought st John's newfoundland would have ever been mentioned in one of these videos. It's my hometown so it's cool to hear it said by one of my favourite creators even if it is just to tell a fun story
"just don't die"
Scp-001/UBU
... Isn't there a little girl who's the most powerful reality bender? Like she can just alter reality how she sees fit? Use her.
If I remember, whatever she thinks comes real and she would basically destroy the whole multiverse and everywhere pretty much
The devourer of worlds and anathahesha and deux ex machina and leviathan are more powerful and this scp swallowed it
where is god from the literal bible 🤨
Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
@@TheIronManOfSteel where's the spectre
The SCP Foundation could never kill 682 because they thought hard.
He can adapt to hostile enviroments.
Send him to a whorehouse to be bitchslapped by a pimp!
From the rest of his species he is the only immortal, which explains how could 173 the Koitern could kill them because it was simple.
No ecuations, mathematics and no wasted resources.
Just a simple neck snap but it wouldn't work with 682 because he expected it.
SCP-UBU distracted 682 first before slapping him to desintagrate his DNA molecules unlike the Gate Guardian because it was UNEXPECTED!!!
At this point... Im curious to see how far they can take it
5:08
I’m getting heavy Terminal Montage speed runner vibes from this goofy SCP. 😂
*SHLAP*
I'd hate to see what would happen if Ubu used the clockworks on very fine
Oh God no
Hell no
He would slap the entire world
What would happen
Their is one thing that was so confusing for one thousand years the SCP foundation one of the most advanced organizations did nothing like leaving earth to other planets or even safe dimensions. with all that power they could just take a large part of humanity to multiple worlds.
This is like the Saitama or Superman of SCP power fantasy. Why do new SCPs always have to one up the last one?
Because if you read the rest of the article, that's not the point. UBU is just a plot device for the actual meat of the article, which is a story about timeloop fatigue and becoming worse than your own enemies.
This SCP was purposely goofy since its essentially the plot device of the entire article, the entire thing was comic relief.
@@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 oh so you're saying it's just like how Saitama is intentionally made to be the parody character in the universe of One Punch-Man?
@@sir1603 Well, you could say that of Corbenic in general, which is where UBU comes from.
Over there, everything is immortal and will regenerate from any wound. As a result, humans adapted their weapons around that, and creatures adapted the way they hunt and prey on others. So the Corbenese humans and many native species are all now extremely overpowered from Earth's perspective, but life's also super boring when it's just them; the monsters are easy to turn away, and war's not very interesting if you can't die and are used to the pain of regeneration. Consequently, most Corbenese SCPs are the government (made of three alternate Foundations glued together) trying to do the professional hero thing on Earth, except they come off as weird and excessive most of the time.
SCP-001-DYF is what happens when Earthlings try to stand up to the Corbenese without having the slightest clue how things work down there.
@@trocytev8783did it also beat up 682 like a punching bag?
*To be honest in my headcanon, there are probably reasons SCP UBU can take out and KO SCP 682 (without truly unaliving SCP 682):*
• SCP UBU cannot kill SCP 682 in its True Form but SCP UBU can sever the link between the True Form of SCP 682 and all of its avatars. So SCP UBU severs every links to other realities and dimensions to prevent another avatar of 682 from manifesting which means SCP UBU can only cut SCP 682 from that reality and dimension only.
• SCP UBU cannot truly kill SCP 682, but it can forcibly turn SCP 682's avatar into a literally harmless liquid form. SCP 682 can only watch as SCP UBU swims into its lquid form without suffering consequences.
Can 096 can defeat him? Well we know that 096 is capable to survive any attacks and his bones are indestructible
bro
ubu just killed 682
@@JavieyauYTubu has no eyes to see shy guy either
Ubu killed 682. 096 ain’t doing anything
These 001s keep getting crazier and crazier.
As soon as you first described it my first thought was literally “just don’t look at it”
How many 001s are there
More than 30.
Way too much.
37 to 39 i think
Different scp universes can have different ones.
@@TheDragonsDreamer he/she/they meant like how many not what is the real one?
Still in disbelief how he devoured 2317 the devourer of worlds like nah whoever made this was HIGH on everything
If i had a dollar for every scp 001 there is I would be rich
6k isn’t much
I'm gonna need a part 2!! And it needs to be defeated.
The whole "insert Dr. Who monster that is nigh unstoppable" thing is SUPER old now. It's OK to finally neutralize an SCP. It's OK for humanity to get a definitive win.
We just have to utilize the funny JALAKÅRA stick
This scp is op af