History Summarized: Atlantic Exploration

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ม.ค. 2021
  • So you just conquered Iberia, and you're wondering where to go from here? It's a more common conundrum than you might think. Consider: a big wooden floaty house that goes splish-splash in the atlantic ocean. Anyway, this is a video about Portuguese and Spanish (erm, Castilian) exploration in the Atlantic during the 1400s. Please note my deliberate decision to Nope on out at the turn of the 1500s.
    This topic was requested by our longtime patron Antonio Juarez! Thank you Antonio for supporting our work and helping to provide entertaining educational content.
    SOURCES & Further Reading: "Ornament of the World" by Maria Rosa Menocal; lectures from Great Courses Plus "1571: Spain, Portugal Encircle the Globe" by Donald J. Harreld, "Renaissance and Exploration: New Horizons" by Jennifer McNabb, "Portugal's Great Leap Forward" by "Vejas Gabriel Liulevicius"
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  • @novaexplorer2397
    @novaexplorer2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    “My friends, I have gone off topic. Let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean.” Is my new favourite quote

    • @caseabase
      @caseabase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      4:17
      perfect timestamp too

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening nova

    • @megasonichunterramirez3231
      @megasonichunterramirez3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AxxLAfriku ikr guts are delicious

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Considering his Italy trip got trashed by the plague and some incompetent douchebag halfassing a response for a year I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

    • @pokemasterx4244
      @pokemasterx4244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

  • @theraginginfernape9496
    @theraginginfernape9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    Hungry people: "Just one more bite"
    Readers: "Just one more book"
    Portugal: "Just one more port off the coast of Africa."

  • @solisemporium
    @solisemporium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    Read the title as “Atlantis Exploration” and i felt the spirit of Plato get hyped

    • @htutarkar9287
      @htutarkar9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sad

    • @belegl.7721
      @belegl.7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But they were, all of them, deceived

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@belegl.7721 For another continent was made...

    • @asonounds1862
      @asonounds1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@merrittanimation7721 In the land of the western hemisphere

    • @aslothnamedfish
      @aslothnamedfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The exact some thing happened to me

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    20th century: *exists*
    Blue: "Imma head right out of here"

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Blues feelings on Roman empires can be boiled down into two Queen songs:
      Rome, Byzantine; *Don’t stop me nooow*
      *Im having such a good time, I’m having a baaaall*
      Italy in the 40s: Mamma Mia Mamma Mia
      MAMMA MIA LET ME GO

    • @uhhhscizo6531
      @uhhhscizo6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nerd, what are you, in the school band?

  • @jameswilson8433
    @jameswilson8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Words that I never thought I'd hear Blue say: let's jump in the ocean.

    • @Midsomnyx
      @Midsomnyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was totally ready for him to hyperventilate from saying that

    • @xainreaper6458
      @xainreaper6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "THERE'S ALWAYS A BIGGER FISH"

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "im gonna throw myself into the sea"
      -Blue David Gilbert

  • @slightlyembittered
    @slightlyembittered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    So Portugal is a typical gamer who doesn't like blank areas on his map.

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @SlightlyEmbittered Productions
      ...I’d say “but with more fascism!” buuuut as a casual gamer. Y E A H we all know how the majority believe and behave.

    • @cisa_m
      @cisa_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a Portuguese gamer who loves historic strategy games... I've been had 😅

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol rip

    • @rekipstar
      @rekipstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      like when i was fleeing for my life in world of warcraft through Alliance territory with my Horde main because i really, really wanted to fill in my map

    • @rekipstar
      @rekipstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      attempting to get the exploration achievements in zones with big towns and guard npcs who attack on sight is an Experience

  • @AshtonPyr
    @AshtonPyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Blue: "Let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean."
    Me, knowing from live streams Blue is Thalassophobic: "Wait... That's illegal"

  • @yahelgoren9111
    @yahelgoren9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "Let's rewind slightly to see how Castile was handling their atlantic frontier"
    Spoiler alert:
    They weren't

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bill Wurtz: That’s my boy! Or girl.. But mostly boy!

    • @darkfang797
      @darkfang797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like your comment but it’s at 666... and I wanna be the one to make it 669

    • @yahelgoren9111
      @yahelgoren9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkfang797 A true hero

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s at 666 now

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not ruining this

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    *John II of Portugal:* "This "Cape of Storms" sounds too intimidating. What do I do to encourage more people to sail around it to the East Indies?"
    *Ghost of Erik the Red:* "Rename it something deceptively hopeful and optimistic."

    • @DarkwyndPT
      @DarkwyndPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Our most famous Renaissance writer even created the Adamastor, a human-looking kaiju that lived over there.

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yet Lewis and Clark left the mouth of the Columbia River with such enchanting names like "Cape Disappointment" and "Dismal Nitch".

  • @annjowolfe1561
    @annjowolfe1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Nobody tell Spain what platinum looks like", wow this video is filled with callbacks.

    • @ellendavis9272
      @ellendavis9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this comment just as blue said that

    • @unistrut
      @unistrut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which video is that from? I'm new here.

    • @ellendavis9272
      @ellendavis9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unistrut red’s Eldorado videos

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and nobody tell crispo clambo why the locals were drying out those leaves

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@unistrut
      They dumped the most valuable metal on earth into the ocean...
      Unripe silver they called it...
      You bet they're kicking themselves now!

  • @reversedinfinity6056
    @reversedinfinity6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "Let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean."
    -Me, following most minor inconveniences caused by none other than myself

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of the "Hyperbole and a Half" comic about getting out of awkward situations by setting yourself on fire.

    • @pokemfan951
      @pokemfan951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm surprised he didn't scream in panic, thalassophobia and whatnot.

    • @longlosttricorn
      @longlosttricorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@typacsk That really is that book in a nutshell, haha.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EITHER PLATO IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

    • @potatinator9831
      @potatinator9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goroakechi6126 so we’re just quoting BDG now?

  • @williaminglehearn3581
    @williaminglehearn3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "my friends, I have gone off topic. let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean."
    -Me writing an essay

    • @OverlySarcasticProductions
      @OverlySarcasticProductions  3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      It's my tribute to Brian David Gilbert's "I am going to throw myself into the sea". A feeling we all, at one point, share.
      -B

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@OverlySarcasticProductions
      This is only valid if Blue then proceeded to jump into a river fully clothed.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also rip Unraveled.

    • @Nova-jw6ju
      @Nova-jw6ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OverlySarcasticProductions he knew it was gonna be cold but he didn’t think it was gonna be that cold.

    • @williaminglehearn3581
      @williaminglehearn3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OverlySarcasticProductions what is this, a crossover episode?

  • @AtticusAmericanus
    @AtticusAmericanus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "But also vastly more accessible."
    "The world's still the same there's just less in it."

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Never thought I would a Jack Sparrow used in a historical context.

    • @infinityoverlord606
      @infinityoverlord606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@incitossol Unless we're talking about the age of piracy.

    • @airbornefilip9139
      @airbornefilip9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a coincidence, watched that one last night. :D

  • @benjaminfeldman689
    @benjaminfeldman689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Crisco Clambo: The risk I took was calculated but F U C C I’m bad at math.

    • @Johnnyoity
      @Johnnyoity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Crisco Clambo: I am as equally lucky as I am bad at math - and I am so, so fucking bad at math

    • @inqusitorlime9551
      @inqusitorlime9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait this isn't Asia? you jest

  • @freakymoejoe2
    @freakymoejoe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Portugal: Hippity hoppety, these coasts are now my property

  • @leprechaunsteve8930
    @leprechaunsteve8930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    As a portuguese myself, I love how heavily featured we were in this video. We are usually skipped over when speaking about the age of discovery despite being the ones who started it in the first place.

    • @chocolatbownie35
      @chocolatbownie35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vdd

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Funnily enough, you people are usually eclipsed by your own colony, Brazil. Don't worry you lot are featured in Indonesian history books too.

    • @culturainutil861
      @culturainutil861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OURO

    • @MarfSantangelo
      @MarfSantangelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @101 010 That just means Morocco would be wrong as well.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portugal wasn't even in the game Colonization.

  • @Googledeservestodie
    @Googledeservestodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Africans: (exists)
    Portugal: *YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL*

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As a Brazilian I can confirm

    • @Rogeryoo
      @Rogeryoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Turns out that meme is over 500 years old. Who knew?

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Rogeryoo mostly black people

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nanman exists
      China: YOU ARE GOING TO BE HAN.
      Inner Manchuria exists
      China: YOU ARE GOING TO BE HAN

    • @dani4ever
      @dani4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst part is that most Portuguese love to claim the greatness of our discovery era, but toss out the practices we've had around slavery.
      People today still think we should've kept colonies, like wtf.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    In the interest of complete transparency, the king of Portugal should have reconstituted the bottom tip of Africa as "Cape of Good Stormy Hope" thereby allowing the death-provoking storms to still be accounted for but also effectively giving said storms a more positive and hopeful connotation of possible survival.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Flying Dutchman is gonna lose it.

  • @riptidesatyr7736
    @riptidesatyr7736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "Let's rewind slightly to see how Castile was handling their atlantic frontier"
    Me: *Looks over at a depressed donkey wearing a sombrero*

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does this have over 200 likes and no comments.

    • @aaronsirkman8375
      @aaronsirkman8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vaughnjohnson8767 Since, just because a comment is approvable doesn't mean anyone sees a need to respond to it? You didn't even respond to it, you just asked why it doesn't have a response. Some things are fine just the way they are; it confuses me when people seem to think a good comment needs further comments, just...because.

    • @Mainnalle
      @Mainnalle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vaughnjohnson8767 Why respond or try to elaborate on perfection? That would turn something superior into something inferior.

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaronsirkman8375 ...ok

    • @vaughnjohnson8767
      @vaughnjohnson8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mainnalle yes. Perfection

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Spain: "Oh boy, a new continent full of riches! How could this go wrong for us!"
    A few decades later
    Spain: "So inflation is a thing. Welp."

    • @Leivve
      @Leivve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Meanwhile in the Netherlands:
      "Spanjaarden zijn niet in staat om de economie te doorgronden."

    • @uhhhscizo6531
      @uhhhscizo6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not gold, generally

  • @huevofrito2255
    @huevofrito2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    As a Canarian myself I really appreciate when a youtuber calls the native population with the proper name (guanches)
    Although guanche only refers to the people from Tenerife...Still great research!!!
    PS: it took almost a century to conquest the 7 Canary Islands (1402-1496)

    • @doomdrake123
      @doomdrake123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean that EU4 has lied to me, and can't be done in like 5 years? :O

    • @Azraeltheangelofdeath
      @Azraeltheangelofdeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay I am wondering then, was that actively trying to conquer the islands or more like, give a try every couple years or something

    • @Augustus-mk1du
      @Augustus-mk1du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn

    • @huevofrito2255
      @huevofrito2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Azraeltheangelofdeath They came in waves to the different islands. Three were conquered by the normans (1402-1405), another one was diplomatically anexed (1447). The remaining three they tried to conquered in the 1460s but failed.
      Then, between 1478 and 1493 Gran Canaria and La Palma were conquered. The Spanish failed to conquer the last island (Tenerife) twice (1462 and 1492) until the final annexation in 1496

    • @galning2768
      @galning2768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How has no one noticed that you’re like 600 years old?

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Columbus: *stumbles backwards into “discovering” America*
    Columbus: “I’d like a bunch of statues and places named after me now.”

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically, you can blame 20th century Italian-Americans for that.
      They were pissed off with being second class citizens in the US (a few years prior, the largest lynching ever had taken place in the US, where 11 Sicilian boys were hung) and being that Columbus might have been Genovese, hence Italian, their argument was "Hey, if it hadn't been for an Italian, there wouldn't have even been an America"
      It had nothing to do with the actual Christopher Columbus.
      This argument was in regards to all those statues and commemorations that took place in 20th century America.
      As for the earlier Columbus love, well, since he was the first one to find the place, he gets the credit irregardless of how he found it or if he was even meant to find it

  • @kassiacomposer
    @kassiacomposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Iberia was home to 4 seperate states; Portugal, Castile, Aragon and Granada"
    *Angry Navarran/Basque Noises*

    • @immeen4868
      @immeen4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Navarran, because it was called the Kingdom of Navarre, Basque Country were inside of The Crown of Castille at that time.

    • @m.n.2971
      @m.n.2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought of that when he said it! Like ''man, I know they were techinically part of the castillian crown alredy but that's harsh.''

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also where the heck is Catalonia in all this?

    • @immeen4868
      @immeen4868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@discountchocolate4577 Catalonia was part of the Crown of Aragon at that time.

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@immeen4868 Obviously.

  • @allenN349
    @allenN349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Me, glancing at my notification: History Summarized: Atlantis Exploration...wait what?

  • @colliwer
    @colliwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Portugal in this period was just jonesing for three things: Spices, Conversions and slaves

    • @FantasticExplorers
      @FantasticExplorers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The OG triple-threat!

    • @erens208
      @erens208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Take away the spices as their trade routes got STOLEN

    • @georgethompson1460
      @georgethompson1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thankfully Africa had those in abundance thanks to the trade with the middle east.

    • @m.n.2971
      @m.n.2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And maps. If you wanted the most accurate maps at this time, you had to get a portuguese one

    • @pokemasterx4244
      @pokemasterx4244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Later all are stuff would get decked after an earthquake tsunami and fire all packaged in one.

  • @FigureOnAStick
    @FigureOnAStick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    So basically what you're saying is that Templars caused colonialism.
    My god, Assassins Creed was right

    • @DarkwyndPT
      @DarkwyndPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And we still use the Templar's Cross, especially our national Sports Teams... I'm going to get shiv by an Assassin, aren't I?

    • @TheDeceptiveMoss
      @TheDeceptiveMoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Templar Order would like to know your location.

    • @RicardoNecrofear
      @RicardoNecrofear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We're in 2021, and still not having an Assassin's Creed set in Portugal is a missing opportunity.
      The middle east and templar conections are right there!

    • @FigureOnAStick
      @FigureOnAStick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RicardoNecrofear No history. Only meme vikings

    • @Omerath9
      @Omerath9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, technically it was the Order of Christ established in Portugal, the sucessor order to the Templars which had been extinguished in Europe.

  • @unrandomest1439
    @unrandomest1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Fun fact: "Stacy's mom" and "Prester John" have the same amount of syllables and rhyme. Make of that what you will. Also I've always found it really funny that the Prester John myth focused on the king and not the country because I'm not sure how long that myth went on for exactly, but it was WAY more than enough time for Prester John the guy to have died. It'd be like someone coming to the US and going "hey can I see President Washington"

    • @greysquirrel404
      @greysquirrel404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also Portugal trying to find the lands of Mansa Musa (admittedly successfully) about a hundred years after he died.

    • @AlexYorim
      @AlexYorim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Prester John has got it going on"

    • @Talonidas7403
      @Talonidas7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      According to the legend he was also immortal so it makes sense

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlexYorim he’s all I want, I’ve been waiting so long. Prester can’t you see? You’ve got Christian lands for me! The Muslims are all wrong ‘cause I’m allied with Prester John

  • @ender_slayer3
    @ender_slayer3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For anyone who doesn't know what Blue is talking about with the Platinum allow me to illuminate: You see some Spanish Chad came back with some silver but thought it was a little strange so he went to get it appraised, and he found out that what he had been given wasn't silver at all. to them it was just Fool's Silver (like how there's Fools Gold) and so they just dumped whatever they got into the ocean without realizing that is was far more rare and far more valuable. And this went on for ~150 years or so

  • @tylerferron9019
    @tylerferron9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Quick! No one tell Spain what platinum looks like! It’ll be hilarious!”
    This is both hilarious and pains me to my soul.

    • @fabiocosta3830
      @fabiocosta3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh god... The fact the spanish conquistadors completly ignored the literal mountain of platinum they walked over just cuz they were obcessed with the El Dorado and only wanted gold is both hilarious and painful. Top tier 'bruh' moment.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@fabiocosta3830 also when Spain dumbed literally their entire supply of platinum into the ocean because it was a material most commonly used to make fake gold

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fabiocosta3830 this is what I call karmic punishment.

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It was a bit strange to seen the name "Prince Henry the Navigator" because in Portugal we call him "Infante D. Henrique O Navegador". But it's okay. We do same thing with your Henrys.

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    TO ATLANT- oh it's just america.

    • @nionashborn7626
      @nionashborn7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Britain will be equally disappointed

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm honestly surprised that when the Americas were (re)discovered, Europeans didn't just name them Atlantis. Well, there's always alt-history fiction, I suppose...

  • @R4yj4ck
    @R4yj4ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Imagine being the dude in the crow’s nest on the ship that accidentally discovered South America.
    “...What?” [Pulls out spyglass] “Uhh.. L-LAND HO!”
    “Ha ha, very funny! Captain’ll throw you in the brig for a joke like this!”
    “No really! Over there!”

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Over where?!"
      "Over every-freakin'-where! It's HUGE!!!"

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@euansmith3699 "You realize that from down here we can't see a thing, right?"
      "Then just tell the damn Captain to redirect a few meters west!"

    • @phantombeard6262
      @phantombeard6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Hits land, aka Brazil*
      "See Juan. Land."

    • @felipesantos-ke1cv
      @felipesantos-ke1cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@phantombeard6262 It's less Juan and more Pedro

    • @fabiocosta3830
      @fabiocosta3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@phantombeard6262 João, Pedro, Carlos, António...

  • @totalhydration5240
    @totalhydration5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Heck yes, more cartography

  • @rafassbfb
    @rafassbfb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Capeverdian, very happy to see that Cape Verde is referenced in OSP

  • @JohnSmith-ey6zy
    @JohnSmith-ey6zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Nobody tells Spain what platinum looks like"
    That's gotta hurt

  • @blakedavis2447
    @blakedavis2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “My friends I have gone off topic let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean” - blue

  • @asonounds1862
    @asonounds1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    So turns out Assassins Creed was right. Templars popping up in random ass places

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fun fact; the Order of Christ lasted until 1910.

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@goroakechi6126
      Even funnier fact: it was reestablished in 1917 and it exists to this day, with the President of Portugal as its Grand Master.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Floristini
      Okay, it’s official. We need a Portuguese assassins creed game.

    • @humanish1
      @humanish1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goroakechi6126 Assassin's name: João Falcão
      Brings a wooden spoon for non-lethal takedowns

  • @amadeus6987
    @amadeus6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:17 *sounds of 15 minutes of script being cut out*

  • @NoOne-gg5mc
    @NoOne-gg5mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For a moment I read "Atlantic Exploration" as "Atlantic Exploitation", which is... a perfect description of what this section of history was all about.

  • @xuanqili184
    @xuanqili184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Prince Henry "The Navigator"! He was named such because he was not a navigator......

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As opposed to all the navigator kings of European history??

  • @andr000m6
    @andr000m6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Other than "Os Lusiadas" this is probably one of the best ways to learn how portugal started the exploration of the atlantic

    • @DingDung420
      @DingDung420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao shut up

    • @20000dino
      @20000dino ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Os Lusiadas" is not at all a good way to learn about the Portuguese exploration of the Atlantic lmao

  • @FantasticExplorers
    @FantasticExplorers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Could have called this:
    Flight of Price Henry "The Navigator"

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Assassin’s Creed; Discoveries

  • @spamachuchan8824
    @spamachuchan8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Blue: "No one tell Spain what Platinum looks like"
    Me: "hahaha El Dorado. And I'm sad again."

  • @acebalistic1358
    @acebalistic1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    last time i was this early the Vikings had dibs on colonizing the Americas

  • @genericyoutubeaccount579
    @genericyoutubeaccount579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Pillars of Hercules, made from the Rock of Gibraltar. On these natural pillars was written an ancient phrase, non-plus ultra. It is latin for "Nothing further beyond". It was a warning to sailors not to sail any further out to sea or they would get lost and die. But in 1492 Spain went even further beyond, discovering the new world. And as such, the coat of arms was changed from non plus ultra to plus ultra, further beyond.

  • @DrGnoel
    @DrGnoel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The last time I was this early, the roman empire hadn't collapsed

  • @Dr.J42
    @Dr.J42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This has to be a t-shirt: "Spain puts the Pain in Genealogy since 1449"...

  • @paulwagner688
    @paulwagner688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Conquistadorks". How understated.

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:00 He was going with what was widely believed to be accurate maps at the time which were mostly based on the very poor estimations based on Marco Polo. People thought Asia actually did extend out that far.

    • @dezbiggs6363
      @dezbiggs6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, he thought he was on a new island, not in india

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Though too be fair he also rejected the actual size of the Earth and instead did his own math (which was wrong) and which showed the Earth to be smaller.

    • @dezbiggs6363
      @dezbiggs6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a-drewg1716 He didn't do anything. He was using a map that was widely accepted. He was never lost and knew where he was at longitude and latitude wise. The issue was the map said Asia was so big, it extended half ways into where the Americas are.

    • @SonofSethoitae
      @SonofSethoitae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dezbiggs6363 He did though. Columbus substituted 53.66 Italian nautical miles for Ptolemy's measurement of a degree of latitude/logitude, and shortened the circumference of the earth even more than Ptolemy already had. That's also apparently where he got the idea that the earth was pear shaped with a nipple at the north pole.
      Besides which, Fra Mauro had already made a map using Ertosthenes' much more correct model fifty years before.

  • @MartinG1993
    @MartinG1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:15 Reds El dorado video is one of my favorites so this line speaks to me.

  • @BluefrostOfSageclan
    @BluefrostOfSageclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I LOOOOOVE how you talk about things that aren't commonly taught!! I've only ever heard about Columbus on full blast. This is incredible!

  • @little-earth-star6
    @little-earth-star6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Recently rewatched the El Dorado video. I'm still mad about the dumping of so much platinum by the Spanish.

    • @thakillman7
      @thakillman7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morriganbermejo4042 It's a really useful metal but we don't use it much because it's fucking expensive. in part, because so much of it is now at the bottom of the ocean.

  • @phoenixfire2819
    @phoenixfire2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Hello fellow humans , are you enjoying having skin today?
    -Red live stream

    • @siobhamurphy658
      @siobhamurphy658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why yes, thank you. Are your teeth serving you well?

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They in fact are. Are your eyes healthy?

    • @phoenixfire2819
      @phoenixfire2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@abthedragon4921 Yes, yes they are

  • @humanoidwolf
    @humanoidwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my favorite TH-cam channel

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The second-greatest period of exploration in human history (behind the Polynesian expansion across the Pacific, of course), and arguably the most influential event in human history (for a broad enough definition of event).

    • @MaylocBrittinorum
      @MaylocBrittinorum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We really need a video on the history of Polynesia and the maritime travels of the Pacific islanders.

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't the greatest period of exploration of human history be that time modern day homo sapiens left Africa?

    • @Omerath9
      @Omerath9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL. Pathetic. This period of exploration was the first GLOBAL exploration. Not even slightly comparable.

  • @mayoandbananasandwich6527
    @mayoandbananasandwich6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Columbus basically butterfingered his way into discovering a continent

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mmm....butterfingers....

    • @D0cSwiss
      @D0cSwiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who is this 'Columbus' you speak of? Did you mean Crisco Clambo?

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@D0cSwiss
      No, we mean Leif the Lucky.
      Right?

  • @iSpotJosh
    @iSpotJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I 100% read “Atlantis Exploration” and was thoroughly confused for about 2 minutes 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @brya9681
      @brya9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blue already did that video

  • @ninguemnope1654
    @ninguemnope1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Could you please talk about the battle of diu of 1509? Its a imense sea battle where the portuguese faced an enormous army just so that the captain could avenge the death of his son. It also changed the history in a very substancial way. I love your channel!!

  • @diegolarrea7932
    @diegolarrea7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hey blue, I know you guys don't usually take requests but it would be cool if you talked about the Basque people, their language is the last surviving pre indo european languages and it is a culture being recoreded all the way back to the roman republic, it is literally a culture that survived the celts, romans, goths, moros, reconquista, and Francisco Franco, and is still going strong. I'm Basque and its a really interesting ethnic group typically ignored in world history even though it was there for most of it.
    On a side note a video about Francisco Franco would be cool too

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Conquista-dorks" I'm stealing that one.

  • @bn3099
    @bn3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Heyy I have a video suggestion: y'all could make a trope talk about revenge arcs

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Quick, no one tell Spain what Platinum looks like. It'll be hilarious."
    Sick callback. It's this kind of fanservice that we've come to expect from Overly Sarcastic Productions.

    • @freddekl1102
      @freddekl1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it and I feel stupid because of it, on Wikipedia it's said that platinum was often thrown away as a worse gold, but I know there must be something more to this reference

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@freddekl1102 Watch their episode "Legends Summerized: El Dorado".

    • @blessiemasancay4818
      @blessiemasancay4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bluecho4 ooooh hoho

  • @PuffaJacket
    @PuffaJacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    YOOOOOOO OCEAN. TERRIFYING. ITS SO SCARY. THE WATER IS SO DEEP AND COLD AND SCARY. AND THERE ARE CRABS, I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN THEM THEY ARE SO BAD AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE OCEAN AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @newsaxonyproductions7871
      @newsaxonyproductions7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck crabs. All my homies hate crabs.

    • @seandunbar7364
      @seandunbar7364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see you have played subnautica

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crabs are just pinchy boys :(

    • @chocolatbownie35
      @chocolatbownie35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wdym crabs are scary?? I'm a portuguese girl, my childhood are beaches and catching crabs with my bare hands, getting stung by stingrays and taking rides in the ocean waves. Deep water is scary?? I have almost drowned twice and still going to the waves, the portuguese go to the ocean, almost die and then go back for more!!

    • @longdeadchannel8311
      @longdeadchannel8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok but what if you didn’t

  • @basvriese1934
    @basvriese1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I would love a follow up video discussing how after the Spanish and Portuguese explorations discussed in this video the British, French and Dutch continued what they had started

  • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
    @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Colombus: We have reached a new world!
    Vikings: First time?

    • @bellarosethorne
      @bellarosethorne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Portuguese: Ahhh you found our hidden lair. welcome to the new world, Spain.

  • @cooperhawk988
    @cooperhawk988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok but to be fair to Columbus, European maps at the time were way off on how big Asia was, so on his maps it looked like he landed off the coast of Japan.

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Columbus signed on to a radical overestimate of Asia’s breadth whilst simultaneously believing a mistranslation of unit values to come up with a much smaller world then Eratosthenes’ substantially correct and decently well known estimate. He wasn’t quite the only that thought this but it was pretty close to climate change denial level nonsense and everyone knew it.

    • @theunknownone5990
      @theunknownone5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue has no interest in being fair to Columbus. He just wants to apply modern moral standards to people who have been dead for centuries, so that he can feel superior.

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Doctorteapot
      I don't think it's a matter of trying to paint him as an idiot because of his legacy. The fact is, the general scientific consensus at the time was that his calculations were way off and he was told that more than once. And sure, he might have had Toscanelli on his side, but in the end they were both still wrong. If he was to trust his calculations, and America didn't exist, as was expected, we would have died at sea, despite being warned multiple times. If he wasn't an idiot, he was idiotically stubborn.

    • @SonofSethoitae
      @SonofSethoitae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blacksage2375 He also based his estimate on Ptolemy, rather than Eratosthenes

  • @antaslis3229
    @antaslis3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Interesting

  • @blackcat289
    @blackcat289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Canarian, I'm so happy the islands appear in one of your episodes!!!!!! Fun fact, it is believed that the language the aboriginal population spoke came from Amazigh and they were from Berber origin. Awesome video as always Blue :)

  • @jdr1796
    @jdr1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Conquistadorks, yes as a Spanish I aprove that term. XD

  • @quartzintherough
    @quartzintherough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "The island colonies were farming so aggressively, they nearly destroyed their ecosystems"
    Adam Smith may have codified capitalism, but he really didn't have to look that far ...

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's why you need to do crop rotations to keep the nutrients up in the soil.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielsjohnson which capitalism invented because nothing cuts into product lose than bad soil

    • @smygskytt1712
      @smygskytt1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@a-drewg1716 Nope. The four field crop rotation is pretty much THE foundational invention on which the High Medieval feudalism was based on. In a way, feudalism was the perfect economic system for when the Romans had run the Mediterranean so hard into the ground that control of all available local (and only local) resources mattered.

    • @torrent6181
      @torrent6181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a-drewg1716 Capitalism didn’t invent crop rotations, but it benefits from using crop rotations obviously because new land/fertilizer is expensive, bad for business

  • @seanpoore2428
    @seanpoore2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "nobody tell Spain what platinum looks like it'll be hilarious" made my afternoon, thank you 👏

  • @BlueSkys23
    @BlueSkys23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Conquesadorks is a fabulous name

  • @PuffaJacket
    @PuffaJacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know its gonna be good when your cat starts watching.

  • @ANTICENA571
    @ANTICENA571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Any TH-cam comment section: Come to Brazil!
    Portuguese colonialism: Don’t mind if I do!

  • @uditikrishna9649
    @uditikrishna9649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should tell you, I've started loving these topics now. We need more channels like you to make education interesting. Thank you!

  • @shoccoethecoolguy6157
    @shoccoethecoolguy6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My family is from the Azores so it’s pretty cool to hear someone talk about them

  • @AlteryxGaming
    @AlteryxGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ah yes, the “Discovery” of the “Indies”

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was actually a discovery for the rest of the world. As literally noone but the native Americans knew they existed.
      But yeah it wasn't the Indies (Colombia thought it was a island of the coast of Saigon (Japan) so the Indies were essentially a by word for Asia on this example)

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 the vikings stumbled onto the Americas centuries before Columbus, and even then there is the fact that *an entire race of human beings* already lived there

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AlteryxGaming Still a discovery. Just as it's a discovery to find someone in hide-and-seek.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AlteryxGaming the Vikings rolled up to Newfoundland, saw like 200 people and left after a few years. Never actually telling anyone important about what they found.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlteryxGaming I also said that I know people lived there, but noone outside of that race knew they existed

  • @PuffaJacket
    @PuffaJacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive been getting spammed by school notifications all day today and this is the only good notification today. Like I saccutally heard the notification and went "god what now" and then did a double take and was happy. very happy.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good luck, brave potato. May your education flourish like a well-nourished tuber.

  • @juanpabloperezgomez4349
    @juanpabloperezgomez4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you want to keep dunking on Crisco Clambo, the intra-story on how he got his 1st expedition financed by Queen Isabella is quite interesting, involving several rejections, bouncing from country to country in order to pitch the project, court astronomers double guessing his calculations and branding them as crap. It's like a late medieval Shark Tank!

  • @Ryan-ij3ge
    @Ryan-ij3ge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so excited to watch this when I get home from work! This channel gives me life!

  • @rishabhdave5773
    @rishabhdave5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Blue wanted to avoid talking about Mr. Clambo completely but couldn’t resist a good history burn.

  • @frenato00
    @frenato00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice to see Madeira be mentioned in a OSP video, it is the story of my people. PORTUGAL CARALHO

    • @anasousa4189
      @anasousa4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I came here looking for this comment. Obrigada.

  • @marshmallow815
    @marshmallow815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blue your content just keeps getting better. Keep up the good work my dude.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah my favorite time of the week.
    11 am EST when OSP uploads

  • @timsafly4588
    @timsafly4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's funny how I learn more about history here than I do at school.....
    we've been learning about the American revaluation for 7 years school give it a break.

    • @timsafly4588
      @timsafly4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xionmemoria If only

  • @handthatfeedsmusic
    @handthatfeedsmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Britain: HI
    Everyone: WTF
    Britain: YOU MINE NOW
    Everyone: Why
    Britain: Alt+Control+Smote
    Everyone: Why did you take my gold
    Britain: OUR GOLD

    • @imawaffle148
      @imawaffle148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that communism I hear?

  • @SemperErato
    @SemperErato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a much-needed boost to my morning, thank you

  • @ctsweeney1943
    @ctsweeney1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Buzzing for these videos every week

  • @jjohansen86
    @jjohansen86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some time ago I remember reading an article arguing that Columbus' error in calling the place he hit "The Indies" boiled down to... the maps available in Western Europe at the time grossly overestimating the size of Asia. People could accurately measure distances at the time, but it wasn't always easy and the knowledge didn't always cross continents well. So, if I remember right, he thought that Japan was closer to California, and he actually hoped that there was more Asia-adjacent land before Japan, and thought that he was discovering previously unknown to Europeans islands that were still... well, more Asia than Europe, or as he called them "The Indies." But the issue wasn't that he grossly underestimated the size of the world, but rather that his maps grossly overestimated the size of Asia.

  • @mcrlnks5758
    @mcrlnks5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Last time I was this early, Atlantis still exists

  • @emilyjuhe7184
    @emilyjuhe7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude this is exactly what i’m learning in history and this will help so much

  • @Dyneamaeus
    @Dyneamaeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boy do I love old maps. Thanks for all the old maps Blue.

  • @Lee-uh1nh
    @Lee-uh1nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the video as always, especially the bit about the Canary Islands, but I must say that the Guanches were only those inhabiting Tenerife, not every island. Each one had a specific name for its people, and they all had a different culture and way of life. It's a really common misconception, sadly, and drives my dad mad whenever he hears it.

  • @limerence8365
    @limerence8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Let's correct this error by jumping into the ocean!" You know things are messed up when Blue's solution to a problem is by jumping into the second largest body of water in the entire world.

  • @theratking1704
    @theratking1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making my day better

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi! I'm portuguese and I liked this video very much. It was really interesting to see how you guys on the other side of the pond view our history. It's interesting because e spend a big part of our school talking about this period. Still there are some things that I didn't knew, like that christian kingdom you talked about. Still there are some things really interesting that you didn't talked about, like the fact that in the 'Tratado de Tordezillas' we kinda knew that Brazil existed (before it was "discovered") so we asked for the line to be moved (just a little bit to the letf). I mean, what's the difference Spain, it's just a few miles of "ocean".
    There is a great book, "Os Lusíadas" that tells the story of Portugal until just before the spanish annexation. It's a great book because it's an odyssey, made to have the style and feel of de Eneiad, the Eliad and the Odyssey. Even Afrodite, Dionysus and the other gods make an appearance. It's agreat book and real classic that should be summarized.😉

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14-19th Century Europe - Discover something new, enslave it!
    Cultural Powerhouse of the world, ladies and gentlemen!

  • @Roadk1ll21
    @Roadk1ll21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Blue "... Let's jump into the ocean"
    Me "...well... Since all the cool kids are doing it."

  • @hamilpatel4025
    @hamilpatel4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    as always, entertaining yet informative.

  • @drakkonscythe
    @drakkonscythe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crisco Clambo is the best roast on him I've heard yet