DISCLAIMER: I should’ve mentioned the 1 Rule was that the football couldn’t be playing themselves! Also Zidane’s Asterix movie is literally unavailable in the UK. Anyway thanks for being patient with me for this one Kings🙏 :)
To be honest, in the Asterix comics, the Gauls drink a magic potion brewed by an ancient druid, and that potion grants them super strength. So its pretty on brand for the Gauls to beat the sh*t out of the Romans
Also, Every Footballer in this video is a LEGEND for agreeing to be in a movie. It takes a lot of confidence to act so they all get the Jamie certificate of approval❤️
Vinnie Jones has a pretty legendary acting career. Premier League footballer to Lockstock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Xmen, Eurotrip, Gi Joe and Escape Plan. I think he would probably have to be considered the GOAT of Footballers turned actors.
It's either between him and Cantona. My favorite movies with Vinnie are definitely Guy Ritchie's Snatch and japanese flick Survive Style 5+, and he can play the part of the hot-headed brit, however Cantona is so good as himself in Ken Loach's "Looking for Eric".
@@jamiefussell Maybe you don't know who Asterix and Obelix are and the story of their village. First two movies about them were better. But anyway, great video :)
To be fair if Cantona gets in Vinnie Jones should also.. more decorated actors and played around the same time right? Also Pepé Reina has done Abit of acting aswell, but while being an active footballer.
Zlatan also voice acted in a Netflix movie called ‘the football movie.’ It got a 23% on rotten tomatoes and the movie was so horrendously bad it was funny lol
So basically in the asterix and obelix universe depending on where your from is your last name, for example, the last name of all men in gaul is -ix, E.G fulliautomatix, in Helvetia its -ic E.g Hydrochloric, etc. And in rome, the suffix is -us, and the names are almost always puns, e.g Crismus Bonus, Boneywasawarrioraayayix, squareonthehyptonus so on, so forth.
Omg that Beckham cameo in King Arthur. None of my friends believed me when I told them that and none of them want to see the movie to verify it. Fuck it I'm showing them this video
I recall Stallone was a goalkeeper in that movie and there was a strange logic like “since you’re American football player, you are good with catching a pigskin so you will be the goalie”. Then again maybe others really did suck at being in the goal and he was a natural talent…
Fun fact (actually not so fun fact tbh): the first movie was based on a real story about the so called "death match" from 1942 where Players from Dynamo Kyiv and Lokomotive Kyiv would face against a made up German team named "Falkelf". The Ukrainian team would beat the Germans where they Germans wanted a rematch. Since the Ukrainians keep on winning the Germans keep on making rematches. After the last rematch where the Ukrainians wonned 8-0 the Germans gave up and instead punished the Ukrainian players by hard labour or execution.
I think it was only one match they lost and then executed the players. I mean, letting the others ridiculize them for several matches before finally doing something?😂
@@calibri1182 Welp it wasn't. Straight up exicuting the players wouldn't give the German what they wanted. They wanted to win to show national pride. That's why they keep trying to win again and again. But in the end they had to give up
Just to put it out there; the similarities between the lion king and that second movie is really common and can in a way be called its own typa genre. Pretty much every second greek myth or heron's origin story is exactly the same premise.
Asterix and Obelix is literally a comic series involving pun-named characters drinking a magic potion made by a dude named Getafix, and it lets everyone in this tiny little Gaulish village effectively lift up whole ass planets like they're 2 KG dumbbells, so Asterix launching a roman beyond the Milky Way is pretty on point, that exact sequence happens at least 3 times in every book in the series.
DISCLAIMER: I should’ve mentioned the 1 Rule was that the football couldn’t be playing themselves! Also Zidane’s Asterix movie is literally unavailable in the UK. Anyway thanks for being patient with me for this one Kings🙏 :)
Yo
You are jobless
What about vinnie Jones
Bro neymar in xxx return of Xander cage
Jamie is jobless
To be honest, in the Asterix comics, the Gauls drink a magic potion brewed by an ancient druid, and that potion grants them super strength. So its pretty on brand for the Gauls to beat the sh*t out of the Romans
I gotta read these comics man the entire comments is laying into me for not doing my homework properly😭😭
@@jamiefussellyh you should the comics are really good
@@jamiefussellThis is actualley even the reason, why Obelix is so big and fat, becouse he accidently falen in the portion as a child
And also that’s why he doesn’t need to drink the potion to have super strength
@@ruthmurrugarra1040 but still tries it again and again
This is unreal, you’re timing is hilarious, funny bastard 😂😂😂
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Also, Every Footballer in this video is a LEGEND for agreeing to be in a movie. It takes a lot of confidence to act so they all get the Jamie certificate of approval❤️
Hi
true but it's a lot easier to be confident giving a shite performance when you're getting paid millions, mainly just for your name
Zlatan doesn’t act, acting does Zlatan
Acting doesn't Zlatan,
Do Acting Zlatan.
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No Faster 😫@@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilli
"Moans" Faster 😫😫😩😩
@@CryMoreHaters_Edits this is something I cannot comment even if I'm high
Vinnie Jones has a pretty legendary acting career. Premier League footballer to Lockstock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Xmen, Eurotrip, Gi Joe and Escape Plan. I think he would probably have to be considered the GOAT of Footballers turned actors.
The Midnight Meat Train!
@@kyrkosekaterinaris1328 ah no, the guy wont be winning any oscar but its still decent, particularly for someone that is doing it as a second career
I don't think it qualifies, he was more of a martial artist than a footballer
@@angelricchi1321Vinnie Jones a martial artist? 😂😂😂
It's either between him and Cantona. My favorite movies with Vinnie are definitely Guy Ritchie's Snatch and japanese flick Survive Style 5+, and he can play the part of the hot-headed brit, however Cantona is so good as himself in Ken Loach's "Looking for Eric".
Imagine ur like 25 and u dont know who Asterix and Obelix is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dawg I’m 20😭😭. I’m never beating the 35 year old allegations
@@jamiefussellshave your beard and grow your hair out
I’m finding it right now
@@jamiefussellI'm 13 and i know it
@@jamiefussellyou’re younger than me dawg but you sound like you’re at-least 30.
Olivier Giroud voiced the Goblin in the french translation of Into The Spider-verse but idk if that counts
Dude you gotta watch the first few movies from Asterix and Obelix. These are top tier
Yeah, and the Olympics Movie had Zizou in it
The animation movies from the 70s were the best
Je confirme
Funniest part is, Eric Cantona also voiced El Macho in the french dub of Despicable Me 2 (and he's as amazing as you could imagine lmao)
no way, really?? i watched that movie IN FRENCH i didn't even know 💀
Vinnie Jones should of been here, he was part of some iconic films
Because he's the best of these football actors. Not the worst.
@@Linkonpark100This isn’t about bad actors its about bad movies
And he hasn’t been in many of them. They’re all pretty mid.
I cannot believe I’m saying this
But Eric Cantona is the French Vinnie Jones 🔥
Also Jamie is jobless
Agreed both Vinnie and Eric have become really good actors over the years
11:17 The Oscar goes to Leo Messi 💀
For the 2022 World Cup!
his acting SLAPPED in the 2022 World Cup
The Penaldians barking again
@@smackmyasslikethetrunkno 1 mentioned him
@@smackmyasslikethetrunkyour dad barking😂
Neuer voice acted in Monsters inc in the German version
No way
@@haanis5458fr neur sounds like a German radio
@@Fourmanfigure1294 think it was the blue one (not sully)
He is voice actor of frank mccay
Ok?
A lot of the supporting cast of British players of Escape to Victory were also played by Ipswich players at the time
My dad is an Ipswich fan so he likes to mention that
@@elijahknox4421 same!
7:49 GYATTT btw congrats on getting verified you deserved it
Great video.
And Obelix btw😳
Definitely not rewatching the movie tonight
@@jamiefussell Maybe you don't know who Asterix and Obelix are and the story of their village. First two movies about them were better. But anyway, great video :)
all these funny unrealistic scenes from asterix are iconic i watched the animated movies when i was a kid i love it
Why is nobody going to talk about the movies eric cantona was in and one of them that he was in was named “P*rn in the hood” ☠️💀
WHAT????!!
Uh yep
The fact that 3 of the players played for Man Utd is weird
It’s because man united play comedy football and Antony loves acting on the pitch
Lol@@joe_ftbl
The flags in the right💀 2:21
Thought i was only one who saw that…
@@StarTracerr yeah lol makes sense, it‘s in WW2
Yes😨
Same @@StarTracerr
I was gonna comment that
I think it’s absolute crazy that Bobby Moore, Pele, sylvester Stallone and Micheal cane in one movie
8:01 jamie is jobless
Do you like football
Yes
@@caitlinmagnan4131yes
Wake up babe a new Jamie Fussell banger just dropped
Zlatan doesn't need acting, acting needs Zlatan
jamie isn't jobless,my guy is on a mission to keep us all entertained.Another great video mate !👏👏
Neymar is the best actor (thx for the likes and replies)
That's crazy😭
He already is
💀
True
I already is
7:51 “GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“😂
8:32 brooo😂💀
Literally shoot😂
Lol
To be fair if Cantona gets in Vinnie Jones should also.. more decorated actors and played around the same time right?
Also Pepé Reina has done Abit of acting aswell, but while being an active footballer.
The ending at 11:50 felt like I was watching a movie
I swear, Jamie makes me laugh every time i watch his videos. Especially that Asterix moment 👀. Anyways, keep it up Jamie🔥
2:11 There's actually another footballer called Kazimierz Deyna
half of the Ipswich team as well
In Italy we had a lot of comedy movies with football players on them!
One of them is "Tifosi" with Diego Armando Maradona
You forgot Neymar with Vin diesel
Yeah
7:38 I did not expect something like this in a movie, especially if it's featuring Zlatan.
Jamie is job less
Amazing vid and also “GYAAAAAAAAA”
Pele must have counted these goals in his goal tally 😂😂
Congrats on getting veified you deserve it!
I'm basically the most famous person ever in history now. Another step on my quest of world domination.
@@jamiefussell relatable
Zlatan also voice acted in a Netflix movie called ‘the football movie.’ It got a 23% on rotten tomatoes and the movie was so horrendously bad it was funny lol
always loved ur content!
from 3:54 bro just ended King Arthur's career😂
"Arthur whips it out" 💀 bruh
When Zlatan acts in a movie, he’s the Director (Producer) etc.
no way zlatan is called bloody antivirus 😂😂😂
Im pretty sure his characther is based on another from asterix who was called coronavirus from asterix and the transitalic
So basically in the asterix and obelix universe depending on where your from is your last name, for example, the last name of all men in gaul is -ix, E.G fulliautomatix, in Helvetia its -ic E.g Hydrochloric, etc. And in rome, the suffix is -us, and the names are almost always puns, e.g Crismus Bonus, Boneywasawarrioraayayix, squareonthehyptonus so on, so forth.
Zlatan going on a suicidal charge and instantly asking to get subbed off has to be funniest thing ever.
I can't wait till you watch any movies with Vinnie Jones
I straight up thought you were going to say the award goes to lionel messi at the end 🤣🤣
Thankfully Jamie's not Fifa
Jamie you are the best i literally can stop laughing😂😂😂😂
I watched the Astrix and obilex movie and it took me a few minutes to realise it was french so I changed the language
This is the the best TH-cam video I’ve probably ever seen
Ain’t no way Zlatan was a knight he’s a king👑🦁oh nvm I just realized he is not a knight but still he is a king
NGL, the scene with Zlatan pulling a hammy and asking to get subbed off made me laugh out loud 😂
6:20 we have those books
We all did😂
This guy is very underrated. You’ve deserved a sub lmao
7:20 yo that is the thing with the main characters man
Bro just started a rivalry with the french
I can’t stop watching your videos again and again they are just so good🔥🤩🤍🐐
That’s enough brain rot for today-
😭😭
@@jamiefussellyoooo you replied!!! btw this was a joke I love your videos
Ngl Bruno Fernandes should become an actor. He does it all the time on the football pitch
5:18 isn't that jacksepticeye or am i trippin?
I’m trippin to
I love your videos Jamie!!!
Zlatan doesn't act, act Zlatans.
No
@zaiqaresturant8261 it means zlatan doesn't act, act zlatans
I was about to say that
2:21 Rocky Balboa spotted🔥🔥
7:31 death itself
finding your channel was the highlight of my day! ✨
Hey you forgot Triple X, where Neymar acts...
Watching this is like witnessing a train wreck in slow motion, you just can't look away
Score prediction for spurs Fulham?
Your the funniest 🐐
Spurs 3-1
It's 1-0 for Fulham
5-2 Fulham ( spur will bottle it )
@@Alexesmaloenlavidawell done
Spurs 2-1
asterix & obelix the middle empire is definitely one of the worse, if not THE worse asterix & obelix movie, but it’s a shame not knowing the comics 💀
Vinnie jones has played in some great movies. You should watch stock lock and 2 smoking barrels
You just said that David Beckham had a role where he just stood there and insulted people. How could that stink? That's awesome.
I saw the movie with Zlatan on it the first week it came out (I’m from Sweden)
the fact that cantona is the main villain and he assulted some guy is crazy
8:45 dont u ever disrespect the GOATS that Astérix and Obelix ever again (with a feature of god himself it wasn’t a bad movie at all)
There is only one God
And it is not Zlatan. Father, Son and The Holy Spirit
Omg that Beckham cameo in King Arthur. None of my friends believed me when I told them that and none of them want to see the movie to verify it. Fuck it I'm showing them this video
BRO I LOVE YOUR VIDS! Btw I got some ideas just reply
11:24 for a sec I thought he is gona say leonel messi 😂😂😂
Bruh out of all those movies, non of them are Vinnie Jones movie.
I recall Stallone was a goalkeeper in that movie and there was a strange logic like “since you’re American football player, you are good with catching a pigskin so you will be the goalie”. Then again maybe others really did suck at being in the goal and he was a natural talent…
i might actually watch the first one
Ok but that king arthur movie sounds awesome though. Idk how someone could hate a movie with all that cool fighting and over the top craziness in it.
7:50 nahh 💀
Fun fact (actually not so fun fact tbh): the first movie was based on a real story about the so called "death match" from 1942 where Players from Dynamo Kyiv and Lokomotive Kyiv would face against a made up German team named "Falkelf". The Ukrainian team would beat the Germans where they Germans wanted a rematch. Since the Ukrainians keep on winning the Germans keep on making rematches. After the last rematch where the Ukrainians wonned 8-0 the Germans gave up and instead punished the Ukrainian players by hard labour or execution.
I think it was only one match they lost and then executed the players. I mean, letting the others ridiculize them for several matches before finally doing something?😂
@@calibri1182 Welp it wasn't. Straight up exicuting the players wouldn't give the German what they wanted. They wanted to win to show national pride. That's why they keep trying to win again and again. But in the end they had to give up
9:54 nahh what is that movie 💀
Maradona has a small role in Tifosi, an old comedy italian movie.
the asterix and obelix is based off a french comic book
Belgian*
FrancoBelgium@@sjoerdvandecorput7458
Jamie has a job and is a good TH-camr my favourite video is when he gets roasted by footballers
Bro has NOT read asterix and Obelix
Yes but it’s mainly French and t is hard to find in English
@@Khumobrownbruh tf you talking abt
Bro I watched asterix and obelix with my grandfather saw this I never noticed Zlatan😂💀🙏🏽
Asterix and Obelix best comics ever.
Love your content Jamie
Cantona doing side jobs now💀🔥🔥
Just to put it out there; the similarities between the lion king and that second movie is really common and can in a way be called its own typa genre. Pretty much every second greek myth or heron's origin story is exactly the same premise.
I've watched the Asterix and Obelix straight to DVD animated films.
I do not remember a single thing about those films.
Asterix and Obelix is literally a comic series involving pun-named characters drinking a magic potion made by a dude named Getafix, and it lets everyone in this tiny little Gaulish village effectively lift up whole ass planets like they're 2 KG dumbbells, so Asterix launching a roman beyond the Milky Way is pretty on point, that exact sequence happens at least 3 times in every book in the series.
Try to research Vinnie Jones one of my favorites! Super video. Like it. Thank you.
Bro had no childhood
Everyone knows asterix and obelix
2:41 scores a bicycle kick with a injured arm 💪
Congratulations on getting verified 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
7:33 😂😂