>Is questioned for treason >Doesn't provide an answer >Burps loudly in the face of his accuser >Refuses to elaborate The biggest power move of all time
@quinnholloway5400 No, if you revealed or gave classified information or technology to another country, even one that is allied with the one you live in, you could get in serious trouble and end up in prison for a very long time or get executed. One time an Israeli-American guy got busted for selling military grade electronics to people affiliated with Mossad (Israeli CIA equivalent). Don't know if Israel needed those to repair a broken television or to be used in something more dangerous. Chances are it was something dangerous and probably illegal. He got put away for 40 months.
Lone Wanderer in The Pitt DLC felt like the troglodytes there as well so I thought he was the only one until I played Fallout 3: New Vegas after it came out on PC
Fallout 1&2 had the best low Intelligence checks for example in Vault city first citizen Lynette can say this when your wearing a vault suit “That must be your IQ number”
@@PotatoIsNotCute You can still play through the game. You're just gonna have issues with getting quests since some of them are tied to dialogue. But that's nothing a good mentant won't fix. Some characters in for example Fallout 1 even acknowledge that you can go from moron to regular to moron again. Probably can happen in 2 too.
@@PotatoIsNotCute Actually it is possible to play low intelligence from beginning to end with Fallout 2. But it is harder than regular or better intelligence.
I like how Ignacio Rivas still treats you like a normal person even if you might not be intelligent/ have a poor grasp of the English language, what a gentleman.
Yeah I got that same feeling. He seems like the most patient person you converse with. That's wild to me considering he works with Fantastic. You would think he is so fed up with dumb people and would lash out more, but nah, totally chill guy. Definitely made me more of a fan of the followers.
The Followers learn many languages and communicate with a lot of non-English-speakers, so he may assume you're intelligent and just not fluent in English.
Who needs talking skills? I just get angry, throw rocks and prepare a spear for the hunt; you know, like my ancestors did. Benny isn’t going to gut himself. Trust me.
Unlike the other people you talk to, Ignacio likely assumes you just have a poor grasp of English, because it’s not like you’re failing to understand what he’s saying, and you’re asking him follow up questions in that dialogue, so he probably assumes you speak a broken English tribal dialect that’s just close enough to English to understand you
a conversation among morons. To them, it was a deep discussion between two like-minded gentlemen. To us, two Neanderthals speaking in what can only be described as incoherent babblings and bodily noises.
Everyone else if they were in the post-apocalypse: "If i survived the apocalypse, I'd become a war lord or rebuild society!" Me in the post-apocalypse:
Then there's me: the nerdy geeky dork with no survival skills whatsoever, who likely dies very early on from something very embarrassing and/or excruciating. Hey, I gotta be honest about my chances, y'know?
I would probably be a pretty good survivalist. All things considered, if my body didn't force me to sleep 10-16 hours straight every time I slept. This would enevitably get me killed in the wasteland
I just realized that the reason Ignacio doesn’t notice you’re stupid could be him misinterpreting you bad speech for a language barrier, English not being your native language
That's because The Courier's brain is genuinely actually voiced by Seth McFarlane. It sounds like Stewie because it pretty much *_is_* Stewie. Edit: This turned out to be misinformation (not to be confused with disinformation), don't quote me on what I said earlier, and don't believe what I said earlier. I apologize for spreading this misinformation. The previous comment has remained unedited for archival purposes.
That was real of Chet. It wasn't particularly funny responses, but he fully answered the Courier's dumb questions without a hint of snark. 10/10 salesman
“then for everyones sake i hope you serve a worthy master. are you a maker of war or peace?” pizza “thats reassuring, although many who’ve made that claim over the years have had less than pure intentions” what did the last people to make pizza do to this man?
the way Ignacio just kinda completely ignores the low int speech difference makes me want to believe that he is ENTIRELY aware of how dumb the Courier is, but is used to dealing with idiots so often that he essentially speaks "dummy" as a second language and doesn't even flinch at it anymore lmfao.
I love the little chat with Vagrant you can do. its like you both are purposefully being as stupid as possible while also chatting like esteemed gentlemen when no one is looking
Mr Fantastic being afraid of a ridiculusly stupid bloke stealing his job, getting scammed and not being surprised by the responses given is quite funny. They speak the same stupidity. Ignacio probably was just kind enough to make an effort to understand what the courier really meant
Bro i was talking stupid to Fantastic thinking "Why do I have to talk stupid to this idiot when I talk perfectly normal with Pacer?" Im so dumb I didnt know I was talking dumb
9:07 Literally having the absolute bare minimum amount of brain power to be considered a sentient human being and still hustling Fantastic is the best.
I want a trait called "On The Spectrum" that makes intelligence checks reverse so low/normal INT checks become harder and high INT checks are really easy. Also change dialogue to be deadpan responses like JC Denton from Deus Ex... Making all serious moments awkward.
Did you just-? How dare you belch in the face of a paladin of the brotherhood of steel Bro said it so calmly and didn’t sound mad at all he just sounded disappointed
The fact that Ignacio can speak to idiots is beautiful. It also says a lot about his patience and character. As a Follower, he has likely had to deal with many mental incompetents
1:03 The Paladin getting so offended at a burp and sentencing you to death in the calmest way possible reminds me of when I'd play with my toys as a kid, and the king or queen would casually execute or dungeon someone over the stupidest and most minor offense. Because it was SUPPOSED to be ridiculous. The Paladin "how dares you", and sentences you to death so formally too. Over a burp. XD
It just occurred to me how funny it is to see no indication that the Mr. Handy "Mobile Facial Recognition Scanner" guy had a speech check *until* you see [SUCCEEDED]. There is no "Intelligence
Glad to see you doing Fallout content, i used to watch your zombies content years ago but drifted away from cod zombies. But i recently rediscovered you with the Fallout videos.
during my last 1 INT run, i didn't even realize most of these were the dumb options. i think cause either the NPCs don't react differently or im not as articulate as i thoght i am.
I love Fantastic caving immediately when you hit em with "Me take ur job cuz me smarter" implies he's legit more dumb than the 1 int Wanderer. Bro just has really high charisma and speech
Ah yes Archimedes orbital cannon funny enough some kid in freeside has the targeting gun for it (no idea why the idiots made the targeting gun look like a damn toy)
Which one was the best?
The one where your options are pizza or warm
not trying to be mean but are there any other fallout game u play?
Me Shoulder.
Idk dad
I is scientistic
"Are you a maker of war or peace?"
- "Pizza"
"Thats reassuring."
“Me a shoulder “
@@folou9199scientistist
"Me pet aminals"
"ive had Many claim That while having not so good intentions" bestie WHO
@@theelectro6812 I swear they just didn't get around to put much 1int speech responses unfortunately
'Me take your job cause me smarter'
I'm fkn dying 😭
Oh man how am i supposed to compete with that
Hes direct, no nonsense, how's he supposed to compete with that?
@@R33fth3b33fbro his response killed me
and it’s not far from the truth
TIMESTAMP?!?!
“It’s a bomb, go boom”
“plain English please.”
I bet this's what talking to Neanderthal would be like:
@@Ostr0 they had larger brains than us, you know. They needed them to process their far more personally complicated world.
>Is questioned for treason
>Doesn't provide an answer
>Burps loudly in the face of his accuser
>Refuses to elaborate
The biggest power move of all time
Even more power than the armor they are wearing.
Those brotherhood guys, the ones obsessed with Veronica and getting rid of her
Are the reason why the Brotherhood dies
@@quinnholloway5400they’re a bunch of babies who don’t deserve the power they have
@quinnholloway5400 No, if you revealed or gave classified information or technology to another country, even one that is allied with the one you live in, you could get in serious trouble and end up in prison for a very long time or get executed.
One time an Israeli-American guy got busted for selling military grade electronics to people affiliated with Mossad (Israeli CIA equivalent). Don't know if Israel needed those to repair a broken television or to be used in something more dangerous. Chances are it was something dangerous and probably illegal.
He got put away for 40 months.
@@sleepysombre4307Fallout Show reference 🌚👍🏻
The courier walks a thin line between a hopelessly blissful troglodyte And a dead-pan sociopath
“Time to die” [Attack]
🗣 *IS ThaT A FRaNK HoRrIGaN Fallout 2 ReFeRENcE!?* @@sciathoir
Lone Wanderer in The Pitt DLC felt like the troglodytes there as well so I thought he was the only one until I played Fallout 3: New Vegas after it came out on PC
p@@Ostr0 'Fallout 3: New Vegas'
If this is bait you got me. I triple checked to see if I was reading it correctly.
@@Ostr0based fnv is the real 3rd game
Fallout 1&2 had the best low Intelligence checks for example in Vault city first citizen Lynette can say this when your wearing a vault suit “That must be your IQ number”
I liked it in Fallout 2, where if you had a low iq, you would have normal conversations with Torr.
I haven't played 2 in awhile but isn't the game virtually unplayable as low INT too? I vaguely remember you literally couldn't talk to anyone lmao
@@PotatoIsNotCute
yeah the dialogue is just braindead, random noises and nonsense lmao
@@PotatoIsNotCute You can still play through the game. You're just gonna have issues with getting quests since some of them are tied to dialogue. But that's nothing a good mentant won't fix. Some characters in for example Fallout 1 even acknowledge that you can go from moron to regular to moron again. Probably can happen in 2 too.
@@PotatoIsNotCute Actually it is possible to play low intelligence from beginning to end with Fallout 2. But it is harder than regular or better intelligence.
“Actually yes, I would love a cookie”. Is probably my favorite line in all of fallout
I like how Ignacio Rivas still treats you like a normal person even if you might not be intelligent/ have a poor grasp of the English language, what a gentleman.
Least nice follower:
“I’m gonna be fucked up and evil this run 😈”
Me throughout the run:
Yeah I got that same feeling. He seems like the most patient person you converse with. That's wild to me considering he works with Fantastic. You would think he is so fed up with dumb people and would lash out more, but nah, totally chill guy. Definitely made me more of a fan of the followers.
@@roondoger I'd imagine that it's a matter of attitude, rather than intelligence, that causes him to lose his patience.
The Followers learn many languages and communicate with a lot of non-English-speakers, so he may assume you're intelligent and just not fluent in English.
My talking skills when someone asks me a question out of nowhere:
ICE CREAM!!!
Who needs talking skills? I just get angry, throw rocks and prepare a spear for the hunt; you know, like my ancestors did. Benny isn’t going to gut himself. Trust me.
[Intelligence] Hey. You see weird gun? ("Pardon, but have you seen any pre-war firearm antiquities of late?")
@@anyderrosek9272WHERE!
Ignacio had the most patience with Courier's stupidity. Underrated.
Followers and New Canaan had to deal with tribals before the legion formed, the courier is just a refresher.
@@GadsenRaidersOfficial i mean, at the very least the courier can sorta speak English, so it'd likely be easier to work with them off the bat.
Him and fantastic
Most likely they just didn't get the alternate voice lines for one reason or another.
My headcanon is that Ignacio has a lot of patience for neurodivergent people, he seems like a kind dude.
"You dont think you accomplished much, but you fell better" - how to describe my life in one sentence
bro same
Disco Elysium moment.
"I is scientistic"
-Courier
Also Courier: 2:09
Me When I have to press alot of buttons or it's a fighting game:
"I with me" 😂
Ignacio's a real one. Patient, taking the courier's mispeaking in good-faith, even putting up with some really bad flirting. Great stuff.
“You don’t think you’ve accomplished much, but you feel better” has such meme potential
1:33 "I was talking about Death, kid. Guess that one went right over your head, didn't it?"
Courier: ...Not quite...
nice one.
@@CrusteeBaguette thanks 🪅
No, my reflexes are to fast
I would catch it
...a little lower, actually
lol everyone else treats the courier like an idiot but Ignacio apparently is fluent in dummy or is just really patient while talking with you
Unlike the other people you talk to, Ignacio likely assumes you just have a poor grasp of English, because it’s not like you’re failing to understand what he’s saying, and you’re asking him follow up questions in that dialogue, so he probably assumes you speak a broken English tribal dialect that’s just close enough to English to understand you
“Fluent in dummy” 😂
@@dyzlharmn7231 YES exactly. Or he might assume it's a speech impediment.
He works with Fantastic, he’s gotta know a thing or two bout being patient
It's really common sense in a place with these tribes that you could have someone speaking a broken English dialect
0:58 Player: *burps*
Paladin: "So you have chosen, death."
Whoever wrote that is hilarious
what did he choose? and why would he call him death?
@@305backupYeah
@@kikosawa they would shoot you anyway cause they thought veronica is betrayed brotherhood of steel
There’s just something so funny about being called a moron in video games
Wheatly from portal
@@Edgeworth992 HE'S NOT A MORON
edit: oh i thought yt deleted this immediately
(Sergeant Dornan has entered the chat)
He's not a moron. He's just specifically designed to make bad decisions. He's more like average intelligence, zero wisdom.
17:20 I like how the homeless guy and him were super easy to talk to each other.
a conversation among morons. To them, it was a deep discussion between two like-minded gentlemen. To us, two Neanderthals speaking in what can only be described as incoherent babblings and bodily noises.
Dog too, felt sort of wholesome actually
"You one of them special folks ain't ya"
I love how half of these would just be really good sarcasm if they weren't genuine misunderstandings.
I like to imagine imagine some of them with Patrick stars voice
17:02 I love dumb to dumb communication they had this in Fallout 2 as well. Everyone else hears babble while you're having a civil conversation lol
Everyone else if they were in the post-apocalypse: "If i survived the apocalypse, I'd become a war lord or rebuild society!"
Me in the post-apocalypse:
me fr
Then there's me: the nerdy geeky dork with no survival skills whatsoever, who likely dies very early on from something very embarrassing and/or excruciating.
Hey, I gotta be honest about my chances, y'know?
Then there's me, who'd just become an amoral raider for as long as the fun lasts.
And then there's me the Random Skeleton in a funny pose
I would probably be a pretty good survivalist. All things considered, if my body didn't force me to sleep 10-16 hours straight every time I slept. This would enevitably get me killed in the wasteland
I love that just mashing on the controls makes all three rockets fire off more successfully then usual
the only canonical playthrough of the game considering the courier was basically lobotomised
Twice.
2nd time they fixed it though 😂
Ignacio was just rolling with it lmao
followers are tard wranglers i guess
I just realized that the reason Ignacio doesn’t notice you’re stupid could be him misinterpreting you bad speech for a language barrier, English not being your native language
Brain Tank sounds like Stewie from the family guy all
Grown up
That's because The Courier's brain is genuinely actually voiced by Seth McFarlane.
It sounds like Stewie because it pretty much *_is_* Stewie.
Edit: This turned out to be misinformation (not to be confused with disinformation), don't quote me on what I said earlier, and don't believe what I said earlier. I apologize for spreading this misinformation.
The previous comment has remained unedited for archival purposes.
@@ianrageractually as much as i thought that was true, the true voice actor is Sunil Malhotra. he also did Muggy the mug obsessed mini Securitron
@@themagalanium9491 Thanks for correcting me! Sorry for spreading misinformation (not to be confused with disinformation.)
@@ianrager no need to apologize
@@themagalanium9491 I do remember hearing he did try to do a Stewie like impression, though i might be wrong
i love how the vagrants speak perfect english with dumb courier
doesn’t one of them speak in eloquent prose even
It's a callback to Fallout 2.
That was real of Chet. It wasn't particularly funny responses, but he fully answered the Courier's dumb questions without a hint of snark. 10/10 salesman
“then for everyones sake i hope you serve a worthy master. are you a maker of war or peace?”
pizza
“thats reassuring, although many who’ve made that claim over the years have had less than pure intentions”
what did the last people to make pizza do to this man?
Pineapple
@@sirpendergast1575the worst thing Canada has ever invented, Hawaiian pizza.
Little Caesar’s
@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2tSome things make we’ve done sometimes make me wish I wasn’t Canadian.
@@Nohhjkl warcrimes are excusable, *_pineapple pizza is not._*
the way Ignacio just kinda completely ignores the low int speech difference makes me want to believe that he is ENTIRELY aware of how dumb the Courier is, but is used to dealing with idiots so often that he essentially speaks "dummy" as a second language and doesn't even flinch at it anymore lmfao.
I love the little chat with Vagrant you can do. its like you both are purposefully being as stupid as possible while also chatting like esteemed gentlemen when no one is looking
Mr Fantastic being afraid of a ridiculusly stupid bloke stealing his job, getting scammed and not being surprised by the responses given is quite funny. They speak the same stupidity. Ignacio probably was just kind enough to make an effort to understand what the courier really meant
Ignacio is a saint.
Bro i was talking stupid to Fantastic thinking "Why do I have to talk stupid to this idiot when I talk perfectly normal with Pacer?" Im so dumb I didnt know I was talking dumb
i love how the facial scanner is both a low intelligence and a high luck skill check
The response to arcade after activating the death ray is my favorite line in the game
The ice cream one gets me every time. You can also get it with high luck chance but instead of sounding enthused, it comes off as a lucky guess.
"An Idiot with terrifying Strength & Skill"
0 Intelligence Build in a nutshell
9:07 Literally having the absolute bare minimum amount of brain power to be considered a sentient human being and still hustling Fantastic is the best.
"Who are Flowers of Pock-lips?"💀💀💀
1:10 the real 1 INT move is using hollowpoints on power armor
I want a trait called "On The Spectrum" that makes intelligence checks reverse so low/normal INT checks become harder and high INT checks are really easy.
Also change dialogue to be deadpan responses like JC Denton from Deus Ex... Making all serious moments awkward.
Autism trait?
@@SwagRum76_ Yeah lol
Why is there an Intelligence speech check with an required 50 Intelligence 😭
I think the joke is the courier is so dumb they don’t even know how many intelligence points they need
@@KrazyRabb1tI love this game
It's a combined Low INT and Low Science dialogue, it only shows up if you have
@@de4en6erI love Fallout Dialogue Checks
Where?
Did you just-? How dare you belch in the face of a paladin of the brotherhood of steel
Bro said it so calmly and didn’t sound mad at all he just sounded disappointed
The fact that Ignacio can speak to idiots is beautiful. It also says a lot about his patience and character. As a Follower, he has likely had to deal with many mental incompetents
0 intelligence - 10 Luck explains a lot lmao
I love how the paladin politely says hello before getting ready to fight you
1:03
The Paladin getting so offended at a burp and sentencing you to death in the calmest way possible reminds me of when I'd play with my toys as a kid, and the king or queen would casually execute or dungeon someone over the stupidest and most minor offense. Because it was SUPPOSED to be ridiculous. The Paladin "how dares you", and sentences you to death so formally too. Over a burp. XD
"How me move shinies?" LMAOOOOO
lore accurate maximus build
Maximus not that dumb lol.
@@Moji55aTrue, but still an amusing thought
i love how these checks range from simply misunderstanding metaphorical language to acting like a lobotomy victim
Courier: Me do many good thing, but me do bad one time and all is bad?
Legion: You're right. Sorry.
Joshua Graham: What the fuck are you serious?
37:32 that was unexpected
I love Cannibal Johnson's reaction. Hes just so incredulous. "WHAT? Dude I meant Death!"
It just occurred to me how funny it is to see no indication that the Mr. Handy "Mobile Facial Recognition Scanner" guy had a speech check *until* you see [SUCCEEDED].
There is no "Intelligence
The voice I associate with the low intelligence options is Patrick Star because it's funny.
Happy rabbit is doing fallout he always fit as a fallout player and zombies player
A person so smart and wise should be a politician
Glad to see you doing Fallout content, i used to watch your zombies content years ago but drifted away from cod zombies. But i recently rediscovered you with the Fallout videos.
I love how in fallout games if you and an Npc have low intelligence you have a very deep conversation
like you’re both intelligence 10
Is it just me or does your brain kinda sound like stewie griffin
What the deuce??
yeah it was intentional from the devs.
For some reason, I always read all low intelligence dialogues with Futurama's Fry's voice
1 intelligence 10 luck would be a great Fry build lol
Cannibal Johnson telling me Sergeant Dornan would’ve had a field day with me made me laugh until I started coughing.
OH LOVELY THEY SENT ME A MOORON!!
Courier: So what's this I keep hearing about bears and bulls?
0:05 fun fact, if instead you have high luck (7 or higher), you will get the same response, except he doesn't scream it lol.
The Think Tank had some of my favorite dialogue choices, especially Dr. Mobius
The fact every NPC decides to roast the courier for being a professional dumbass kills me
during my last 1 INT run, i didn't even realize most of these were the dumb options. i think cause either the NPCs don't react differently or im not as articulate as i thoght i am.
My guy has 1INT in real life
@@beefyblom less INT = less overthink
“Me pet aminals.”
Makes the courier more adorable then deadly with a vocabulary like that
The fact the drunk dude in freeside talks eloquently had me absolutely rolling the first time it happened in game to me 😂
10 of spades x dumb courier.
I love Fantastic caving immediately when you hit em with "Me take ur job cuz me smarter" implies he's legit more dumb than the 1 int Wanderer. Bro just has really high charisma and speech
4:41 you can’t expect a guy talking to his brain to be smart
Your brain not knowing your spine has neurons is funny in a meta sorta way
Ah yes Archimedes orbital cannon funny enough some kid in freeside has the targeting gun for it (no idea why the idiots made the targeting gun look like a damn toy)
Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter
Doc Mitchell didn't repair our brain, he replaced it with a super mutant's
0:58 this is way too funny to me, like just imagining burping loudly at a bunch of paladins threatening your life
Marcus is such a sweetheart answering the most unhinged questions LMAO
Christ what isnt yuri in 😂😂 fucking great actor i really hope double fine makes a psychonauts 3 and has him again
That Sergeant Dornan reference was peak
1:37 - Sergeant Dornan: "OH, LOVELY... THEY'VE SENT ME A MO-RON"
"are you a maker of war or peace?"
"Pizza"
Im loving these fallout clips that interrupt the ads.
when your so incredibly dumb it comes back around and becomes brilliants.
Ignacio is VERY patient
This reminds me when the protagonist in one of the older fallout games talks to a super mutant. “Huh?” Over and over again.
'you stinky'
At 16:22😂😂😂
"Uh oh, now you made me angry"
@@Kasai606😂😂😂😂 I can't
Makes me wish you could call him bad names and break him that way with low intelligence, it would just be peak New Vegas
Ignacio is an angel man. Bro talked to the courier without speaking down to him once
Ignacio has to be the most patient person I've ever seen when it comes to speaking with low I.Q. individuals.
Ignacio has 12 Int to understand and keep the flow of the conversation.
He's smart for both of you.
I loved all of this I need a playthrough with 1 int immediately
Ignacio is probably just used to Fantasic being dumb, and that's why his responses are pretty much the same as usual
Bro got sentenced to death for burping 💀
0:47 mans got all types of pneumonia
Imagine trying to do a mr house play through with low intelligence, he would legit hate you by the end of the game.
is the brain fucking Stewie from Family guy ? wth