I'm sure he throws in the classic "I've been bullied my entire life, and been rejected by every girl I've liked since the 4th grade." every single session too.
How was the therapist able to resist Josh? His Viet-goth outfit has been rubbed down with Bond#1 Tactical soap, not to mention the alpha male confidence that you gain after many drink combos
@@deadsiBest lie told about Cobes since 2025 started d00d, Im still coughing from the laughing. He was so goddamn smug the day right after he boned Messica 🤣
Imagine what the more than likely “normie” therapist thinks of all this. I bet they’ve gone online out of morbid curiosity and have hit up all the troll channels and have seen the major clips like jord fighting his hat and verbally abusing his cigarette. They probably have seen the gender relation rants and !ncel seminars jord has put on. I bet the whole thing really has put the zap on the therapist.
this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious
If he had any sense, he would hire an editor/camera operator who is hired specifically to video document Josh during the coarse of his day, and upload the footage onto YT, Rumble, etc. If Josh leaned into it, I bet it would get a lot of views. He wouldn’t have to e-beg as much.
this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious
Haha great video! Everything about this I guarantee is 100% true on how we act in counseling . You missed one thing, though that chick would’ve definitely noticed his tactical soap.
I don’t believe for a second he’s going to counseling. Because eventually counseling talks about issues like his drinking, poor diet, lack of hygiene and refusal to get a real job and god knows how many other problems he has. Eventually it would just be a waste of time for the counselor.
Agreed so hard. Plus. His raging narcissism has got to be diagnosable as fuck, if he actually has npd; this makes him pretty much completely incapable of change according to a world renowned expert of the personality disorder.
Knowing josh he just talks with his dad once a week and calls it counseling. His dad works with troubled youths after all, so he should know how to handle his own son... should...
It would definitely be someone Clintorus knows from school. Therapy is expensive, and the boy is only worth so much. Now he’s put him into the bogtower dream house, therapy is a want, not a need.
This is probably exactly how his counseling sessions go.
I’m sure there’s a lot more creepy staring and uncomfortable silence. And farting.
“Counseling sessions”
and your “trolls”…are they in the room with us right now?
His cartoon self looks too healthy
Yeah…. Unfortunately cartoons cant capture all the scaring on his liver. Or his Puff wallet
Needs more greasy hair.
This feels like Adult Swim! TMDWU!
Josh Goes to the Mayor
The head in proportion to the body really killed it for me.
*"The more your farts stink. The more you gotta go poo poo."* - Kingcobrajfs
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I'm gonna have to write that one down. Boglim poetry goes undefeated.
Great work as usual doodt
*xoxo* 😘
Love your vids man 👊👊
@ thank you my dood
The Chris Hansen vid was excellent
@ thank you my dood 🤟
I'm sure he throws in the classic "I've been bullied my entire life, and been rejected by every girl I've liked since the 4th grade." every single session too.
Your work is incredible
Hi JM. Thanks for all your work too. ❤❤❤❤
I can only imagine the lies that poor therapist has to listen to. No matter what, therapy can't help you if you just go in and lie every damn week.🥃🥜🚬
Clint pays for a normal friend so everyone can feel like something is accomplished in his bois life.. twu
I bet his counselor thinks he lives under a bridge… With all of his Trolls…
@swizzlegrower The government is paying not Clint
The fly on the wall pov we truly needed.
How was the therapist able to resist Josh? His Viet-goth outfit has been rubbed down with Bond#1 Tactical soap, not to mention the alpha male confidence that you gain after many drink combos
+TH-cam Celebrity Mystique
Who said she resisted, josh don't kiss and tell
@@deadsiBest lie told about Cobes since 2025 started d00d, Im still coughing from the laughing. He was so goddamn smug the day right after he boned Messica 🤣
That Rockstar smells so good
This is exactly how therapy goes down for him.
Imagine what the more than likely “normie” therapist thinks of all this. I bet they’ve gone online out of morbid curiosity and have hit up all the troll channels and have seen the major clips like jord fighting his hat and verbally abusing his cigarette. They probably have seen the gender relation rants and !ncel seminars jord has put on. I bet the whole thing really has put the zap on the therapist.
Another masterpiece. The interaction is just amazing. He looks far better in this video than in real life though.
Remember when Josh said he's to smart for counseling 😂
Puppet Crust rules my sad pathetic life toobs
RIP Homeboy Scotty
RIP to Home boy Puffers
And RIP to his Wendy’s employment, the apartment since his prime years, and even virginity to Stephane since the job corp.
1:28 i love the "eugh" sound the therapist makes
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I appreciate that you put Josh in vomit-free clothes for this video. [By the way, I know some dolphins, and they are NOT happy.]
PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE...... I'M SICK OF IT!!!!
Excellent work i bet he watches this and laughs and goes " that don't look nothing like me" 😂😂 .
1am boglim surfing and I found this masterpiece. Great work 👏
What a wonderful day- THANK YOU PUPPET CRUST!!
What an exquisid animation
Josh is mad that the therapist wasn't a 4th grade girl who rejected him. That's our sicko!
OMG I'm so glad I found you again!!! Huge huge fan here!!
The Iron Chin!
@CNYKnifeNut the one and only!
"And I got a little bit of a GUT!" 1:20 sounding like Karl from Sling Blade, not gonna stunt TH-cam.
"Haven't seen you in a while Josh. So what happened to your teeth? Is that from swhoah woasted chicken?"
Bog is gonna balloon once his metaboglism crashes. I give him 2 more years. Like that art someone made of Josh as Carl from ATHF.
His slurred and lisped speech due to missing teeth has gotten so insane.
All that duster got his brain at like 80% speed
I literally had this exact conversation with myself last night.... But I'm almost 40.
😂😂
Homer Sickson
The Sickranos
@@Jimmy-jm1ol Sicko of the Hill
The sicksons
Breaking Bog
Absolutely perfect.
Puppet Crust returns !!!!!! TWU 🐍🐍🐍🐍👊👊👊👊
This was riveting! Bravo, sir!
I love these little videos! Can't wait for the next. 😊
I dig your vids dood ……please please loaf and jug Christmas arrest ❤
“Even if I don’t build my clock tower dream house, I have enough alchohol to last me to the morning”
i am friends with a lot of chicks on facebook and i LOVE ITTTT
cant wait for cobes himself to comment on this XD
lol the cloud of odor that exits his mouth after the belch
I love your videos, I hope you make more!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 please do a counselling session for the Goblin. That was a Troll's delight.😄
How often do you think he talks about Chaturbog at these sessions?
This reminds me of the crazy shit that used to play on adult swim at 3 in the morning lol
Pure gold like always
This deserves a miniseries. Anyone agree?
this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious
If he had any sense, he would hire an editor/camera operator who is hired specifically to video document Josh during the coarse of his day, and upload the footage onto YT, Rumble, etc. If Josh leaned into it, I bet it would get a lot of views. He wouldn’t have to e-beg as much.
this reminds of something id wake up to at 3am on adult swim when i was a kid
this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious
So well done, you never fail to make me smile
omfg this is the greatest thing i have ever seen I'm fkn crying over here . I can barely see to type this. THANK YOU! legend.
He got enough alcohol to last til the morning then he is going to grub hub the next days beers
Remember when he vehemently denied he was in fact going bald? Im sure he called it devil horns...quite fitting actually 😂😂
I would love to be a fly on the wall during his therapy sessions.
gg
Incredible.
I'm actually laughing out loud! So funny!!!
This works so well😂
Thank you!
Why am I subbed to this channel, yet I get no notifications of new stuff!! Watching them all now!!
That's hilarious and exactly how it happened irl too im shure 😂😂😂
Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pizza is life
even a broken clock is right twice a day ...
Excellent
To be honest this is more life like than any of Jord's videos.
Incredible work.
"therapy" won't do anything
Remember, Josh is too smart for therapy.
Thank you for this art
A like just for the thumbnail 😄
Be like the dolphin. Be happy. 🐬 😃
im pretty positive he doesn't go at all. it's just something you say to get people off your back.
Pizza is a want not a need.
Pizza is life. The wizard has spoken
Haha great video! Everything about this I guarantee is 100% true on how we act in counseling . You missed one thing, though that chick would’ve definitely noticed his tactical soap.
I don’t believe for a second he’s going to counseling. Because eventually counseling talks about issues like his drinking, poor diet, lack of hygiene and refusal to get a real job and god knows how many other problems he has. Eventually it would just be a waste of time for the counselor.
Agreed so hard. Plus. His raging narcissism has got to be diagnosable as fuck, if he actually has npd; this makes him pretty much completely incapable of change according to a world renowned expert of the personality disorder.
beautiful x
Freakin awesome.. We need more..
Beautiful.
Currently I believe he’s on his 20th day wearing the same shirt…. 🤮
Perfect location for the herp bumps
Hell yea toobz TMDWU
Knowing josh he just talks with his dad once a week and calls it counseling. His dad works with troubled youths after all, so he should know how to handle his own son... should...
It would definitely be someone Clintorus knows from school. Therapy is expensive, and the boy is only worth so much. Now he’s put him into the bogtower dream house, therapy is a want, not a need.
he can get therapy and counseling for free because of medicare. The bog is the ultimate mooch @@thesausage351
I tried to like this video twice
This is awesome.
TWU doodt, this is gold 😂🙏
That was beautiful.
I need more
dude I cannot. 😭😭😭
Welcome back doode
I don't remember this episode of Metalocalypse
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What a treat
Reminds me of the "Lowered Expectations" skits from MADtv.
Yooo these are awesome!!!
And I’m over here like: “Messy Jessy was a nice touch gnome sayin?”
👏👏👏👏
Been waiting for this
TMDWU Toobs 🎉
Why is his head so small in this?
Lmao Love these
And now story time with Paul! 😂
Cobes The Crust Wizard
There’s nothing you can do about it