Yeah, and it only gets to be even more horrifying the more you know Magic and the downright heresy that can result from making these bastards cost 0 mana.
Hey now, adoption is always an option for people who can't/ don't want to conceive. Having said that DO NOT let the jund players into the orphanage, not after what happened last time!
Killed her seems like an understatement. He dropped a goddamn building on her, then got a bunch of buddies to finish her off by beating her to death with crowbars and baseball bats with nails in them. Dude does not fuck around.
As a Henzie main; I must share the story of my friend playing the new atraxa (the one that makes you draw) while I had my henzie deck. His face when I just said "Lore accurate" as I attack for the kill will forever hold a dear place in my heart.
I (your friendly neighbourhood monored player) have a solution for blue players making the game take forever, especially if it's the ... *shudders* ... monoblue kind... It's a lovely 4-mana card called Boil. I was lucky enough to open it as an Amonkhet Invocation (or unlucky enough, considering its price vs some of the other Invocations), and ever since then I have been terrorizing blue players.
@@CeracioI recently decided to add a bunch of the old blue hate and white hate cards from Magic’s past to a Latulla deck I’m building. That way, even if I can’t or don’t want to use them as written, I can instead discard them to activate Latulla’s Blaze ability.
@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not, and seeing how obvious I made the humour in my original post, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. In any case, Boil is 1 card out of 99, and it's not like I run tutors (not that there are that many in red, outside of Gamble), and half the time even when I do get to play it it hits 4 lands max. The only time it's ever heavily impacted a game was when I was down to a 1v1 against a Talrand player and I topdecked it the turn he tapped out.
Look. He had to make up for the fact that he misgendered her in the video about her SOMEhow, and apparently permanently mentally renaming her to "The Emrakussy" is how that went.
I do enjoy how quintessentially Jund he is. See, he's got the "murder people for profit" from black, the "where the fuck do all these creatures come from" of red, and the "that is far too cheap for what you're actually casting" of green!
As a proud Jund player, you have described the strategy exactly. Make people think we're playing fair and then punch them in the face while sacrificing children for gain.
This dude pleasantly surprised me and suddenly became my number 1 deck i love playing. Bought the deck on a whim thinking it would be mid, suddenly realised i love the way it plays and ive blinged it out since when possible. And im always searching for more haymaker cards to add to it each time, i love my value shenanigans the deck provides.
Henzie is THAT dude. You gotta pair him with Umori for some truly delectable "Oops all Creatures" warcrimes. Favorite commander by a mile. Also Jund Players don't reproduce we end civilizations.
The commentary was delicious. Your analysis is always hilarious and outrageous but “Emrakussy” absolutely sent me 😂😂😂. I humbly request either my first commander, Nikya of the Old Ways, or my favorite commander, Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer.
this is my favourite flavour of Beating the Shit Out of You(tm) because interaction needs to happen at instant speed for it to be effective, and it’s one of those commanders where you can get a shell of great value & then just throw in all your stupid dumb monsters & still have a pretty fun deck. love henzie, he has every disease
had to come back and watch the review that started it as someone who has never played magic that most recent commander game on shuffle up and play looked so fun.
The official Jund motto is "raise and raze" It is important to note that this motto does not have a target because they will do it to themselves just as soon as they'll do it to you
"Henzie out here screaming witness me, every single death only hastens the arrival of the the Emrakussy" Absolutely slayed me man, you have rapidly hit the top of my subs as a place I go for a good laugh and excellent info, keep it up
I think this video was a transformative part of my MtG life--Henzie probably became my favorite commander after this and I love sticking Yargle & Multani in just so I can jumpscare people with a big frog
I stumbled across your videos one day in youtube rabbit hole and you are quickly becoming one of my favorites you are fuckinh hilarious my dude please keep it up
So I am a jack of all trades commander player, but I do love me some sac shenanigans, especially when GB is involved, so this made my day and got you my subscription.
I can’t believe Mald didn’t talk about reanimate nonsense in this deck. “Shucks guys. I bricked on my 20 draws and missed a giant thing to blitz in. Damn shame.” *Casts Rise of the Dark Realms*
I'm glad you put _some_ respect on my boy Henzie he needs it, and I need him to be in the online mtg game or I stg I'll stampede into their HQ myself and shake all of them toll he's in the GOTDAMN GAME
Bro as somebody who has made Henzie his #1 deck since it came out and to this day still have like several different builds I switch with. This is perfect from the Henzie "Witness me" to myself even making a bad dragon joke while playing the deck.
After the shenanigans pulled on Shuffle up and play where you played this, I applaud you for this deck and I hope that commander became on of your mains.
Hell yeah, my boy Henzie got one! love that mischievous little scamp. gonna also throw out a request for Zelvor, Elturel Exile. He's really fair, insofar as hitting all your opponents with a cruel ultimatum at once means they all suffer an equal amount
Witness me! Fuck yes. This is my fav vid of yours. This is my fav commander. I'm a little sad you didn't reference Henzies smirk. Best turn 4 card ruthless technomancer, second seedguide ash
Hey he did Henzie! Love this guy. Unironically my favourite Precon commander in since Ezuri, Claw of Progress (wink nudge). In my last session he died 4 times and still came back around dropping bombs for 3 mana it's insane.
Can't wait for the next Jund support card: a literal wood chipper you feed creatures into and value comes out the back. Also, still requesting Kemba, Kha Regent, the cat that made a porcupine costume out of swords
Bought this precon and was so amazed at how well it played I have been upgrading it into a birthing pod toolbox of terrors. It also rund cards like flameshadow conjuring and bramble sovereign and multiple global haste enablers. Ever seen what getting trucked over by 3 hasty Titans of Industry Industry does to a man?
A friend plays Henzie. It's full of Wurmcoil Engine and Triplicate Titan and graveyard recursion. Even if you board wipe, he still puts creatures like crazy on the field.
It’s usually not worth it. Once command tax starts going up a lot, you’d rather just spend that mana now for tempo. I just plan on him getting removed via a board clear or something at some point.
I think a fun bit of flavor about this card is how as a devil, he only performs this ignite-and-sacrifice act on things more powerful (manacost-wise) than him. Rather than something like a creature that exerts dominance over smaller ones by making them do stuff, he's just a little schemer (fitting both the demon and rogue types) to deal with and manipulate the powerful.
Personally I'd love to see you roast a personal favorite of mine, that being Wilson, Refined Grizzly. If you need a background for it, something totally reasonable would be , say, Raised by Giants. Just honest Green. Nothing horrible about it. Though it is such a fun deck to play, I had a friend build it for me after my old ass yellow lab of the same name passed away, and it's just my little nod to that old boi.
Great video! He's such a wild and fun commander and I had to embrace the idea that I want him to die as much as possible as fast as possible to give my opponents the swift merciful death they deserve.
Have you done Doran, the Siege Tower? (As someone trying to get back into magic and first time commander im thinking of using this card and would love to see you talk about it) Or Arcades since Doran does exist in mtg arena
As someone who has a Henzie in the playgroup, he does indeed scream "Witness Me!". Its a double-edged sword, because if you kill Henzie, his stuff gets even cheaper, making you die faster. But if he lives, you still usually die pretty fast. Pitcher's Poison, I guess 😂 A good Commander either way
Ok so you finally did henzi for everyone asking. I’m curious for your thoughts on the new Aragorn the Uniter 4-color that graces us from LotR. With all the triple color spells out there, mixing in green makes that damn near insignificant but with a huge layout of triggering multiple lines of his card at once.
That sentence flow of "Every single death only hastens the arrival of the Emrakussy" is absolutely horrifying. I love it.
Yeah, and it only gets to be even more horrifying the more you know Magic and the downright heresy that can result from making these bastards cost 0 mana.
That line slays me every time
Witness me!!
"I'm not even sure how jund players raise children"
Bold of you to assume that jund players have sex
If I could pick between sex or four 8 mana creatures on turn 3 I’ll pick the latter every time
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Hey now, adoption is always an option for people who can't/ don't want to conceive. Having said that DO NOT let the jund players into the orphanage, not after what happened last time!
They have plenty of sex...with dogs.
Jund doesn't raise children, they raise dragons
I love the implication.
From the dead.
Well now... Imagine that...
Jund doesn't raise kids.
They *raze* kids.
Jund doesn’t raise children, they raze villages.
"Wow, we really can't let that attack""Wow, we really can't let that die"
The delivery on that line is absolutely hilarious
The best Henzie cards elicit both responses.
I added kozelik and the new Etali to my Henzie deck and I've never been happier in Jund. Also Henzie killed Atraxa so put some respect on his name
Killed her seems like an understatement. He dropped a goddamn building on her, then got a bunch of buddies to finish her off by beating her to death with crowbars and baseball bats with nails in them. Dude does not fuck around.
This is why every henzie deck is required by law to run titan of industry. Drop an entire skyscraper on whoever you are most upset with.
As a Henzie main; I must share the story of my friend playing the new atraxa (the one that makes you draw) while I had my henzie deck. His face when I just said "Lore accurate" as I attack for the kill will forever hold a dear place in my heart.
@@Nevendar92common Riveters/Unionist W
Hendrazi is my next version of henzie for sure
Calling Jund a “Life Insurance Scam” is the most correct thing Jund has every been called
I usually use that to hate on white/black
The Jund player is just politely trying to make sure the blue player doesn't make the game take forever.
I (your friendly neighbourhood monored player) have a solution for blue players making the game take forever, especially if it's the ... *shudders* ... monoblue kind...
It's a lovely 4-mana card called Boil. I was lucky enough to open it as an Amonkhet Invocation (or unlucky enough, considering its price vs some of the other Invocations), and ever since then I have been terrorizing blue players.
@@Ceracio You're a hero of the people.
@@CeracioI recently decided to add a bunch of the old blue hate and white hate cards from Magic’s past to a Latulla deck I’m building. That way, even if I can’t or don’t want to use them as written, I can instead discard them to activate Latulla’s Blaze ability.
@@Ceracio I'm shocked anyone is willing to play with someone like yoy
@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not, and seeing how obvious I made the humour in my original post, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
In any case, Boil is 1 card out of 99, and it's not like I run tutors (not that there are that many in red, outside of Gamble), and half the time even when I do get to play it it hits 4 lands max. The only time it's ever heavily impacted a game was when I was down to a 1v1 against a Talrand player and I topdecked it the turn he tapped out.
I love Henzie's face so god damn much
He's gonna bliz out goons to steal your knee caps and he knows it
This was the first in person commander that showed me you can pull out seven eldrazi in four turns
"What if Red AND Green players had Card Draw?" - Statements dreamed up by a mad man.
We have been played for fools.
? green is the 2nd best draw color in the game.
If I had a nickel for every time Maldhound said Emrakussy I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s really, REALLY weird that it happened twice.
Look. He had to make up for the fact that he misgendered her in the video about her SOMEhow, and apparently permanently mentally renaming her to "The Emrakussy" is how that went.
God, please do Imoti. That card is insane, it asks the question “what if every single one of your bombs had 3 more stapled to it?”
The fun part of Imoti is adding some dumb shit like Gandalf, Westward Voyager, and getting more value
"Asks the question?" No it answers it.
@@rubbersoulman5533Simic Value Pile is never the answer, it's a question and the answer is always "yes."
My 25$ imoti keruga deck regularly slaps multi thousand dollar decks. Card is hilarious.
@@addicted2SODA1 To be fair, multi thousand dollar decks can just be garbage decks with four OG duals.
I do enjoy how quintessentially Jund he is.
See, he's got the "murder people for profit" from black, the "where the fuck do all these creatures come from" of red, and the "that is far too cheap for what you're actually casting" of green!
Henzie is an absolute riot, both in the "fun" sense and the "tipping over shit and breaking the windows of small businesses" sense.
As a proud Jund player, you have described the strategy exactly. Make people think we're playing fair and then punch them in the face while sacrificing children for gain.
"Henzie out here 'yelling witness me!'" Got me real good! 😂 Love your videos!
Henzie Torre is proof that "fair Magic" can be incredibly unfair.
As someone who got introduced to the church of Jund via Henzie, I can say this is accurate.
Church? There's no Church in the wild.
This dude pleasantly surprised me and suddenly became my number 1 deck i love playing. Bought the deck on a whim thinking it would be mid, suddenly realised i love the way it plays and ive blinged it out since when possible. And im always searching for more haymaker cards to add to it each time, i love my value shenanigans the deck provides.
“Witness me blood bag! Witnessss!!”- A Jund player popping off
As a Henzie player, this was 1000% accurate
Henzie is THAT dude. You gotta pair him with Umori for some truly delectable "Oops all Creatures" warcrimes. Favorite commander by a mile. Also Jund Players don't reproduce we end civilizations.
Love this one. For us cowards begging to let us untap with our commanders, please do a magus lucea Kane episode
The commentary was delicious. Your analysis is always hilarious and outrageous but “Emrakussy” absolutely sent me 😂😂😂.
I humbly request either my first commander, Nikya of the Old Ways, or my favorite commander, Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer.
this is my favourite flavour of Beating the Shit Out of You(tm) because interaction needs to happen at instant speed for it to be effective, and it’s one of those commanders where you can get a shell of great value & then just throw in all your stupid dumb monsters & still have a pretty fun deck. love henzie, he has every disease
Ah yes Jund, the rabid bare-knuckle boxer of mtg. Another fun one in need of roasting is Kresh. Get 'em
had to come back and watch the review that started it as someone who has never played magic that most recent commander game on shuffle up and play looked so fun.
The official Jund motto is "raise and raze"
It is important to note that this motto does not have a target because they will do it to themselves just as soon as they'll do it to you
"Henzie out here screaming witness me, every single death only hastens the arrival of the the Emrakussy"
Absolutely slayed me man, you have rapidly hit the top of my subs as a place I go for a good laugh and excellent info, keep it up
embracussy had me dead
FUCK I FORGOT TO OVERLAY EMRAKUL I’ll scream forever
I think this video was a transformative part of my MtG life--Henzie probably became my favorite commander after this and I love sticking Yargle & Multani in just so I can jumpscare people with a big frog
Henzie was my first commander deck, and I've loved jund ever since.
Man said "Emrakussy" and made my week just as it was just starting.
And the "Toolbox" full of "Bad Dragons" in all different sizes did it for me xD
Thank you for roasting Henzie. After I read the bit of info about him that came with the deck I came to love this foo.
Shorikai Genesis Engine has to be worth a roast. A literal Gundam as a commander.
You’ve come so far and your videos keep getting fucking funnier. Please keep it up, I’d love some long form roast videos of like shards or guilds.
I stumbled across your videos one day in youtube rabbit hole and you are quickly becoming one of my favorites you are fuckinh hilarious my dude please keep it up
Mald playing this deck on The Professor's channel is the _only_ 2h+ video I've watched in the past few years
It was glorious
You reminded me that I should add food chain into my Henzie deck, y'know the best way to eat your own young. Lol great video
So I am a jack of all trades commander player, but I do love me some sac shenanigans, especially when GB is involved, so this made my day and got you my subscription.
This is the funniest and most spot-on Magic-related thing I have seen 😂 possibly ever. I love my Henzie deck.
Henzie is my second pre-con that I buy it. I love it. Currently using a budget version that's all about hitting fast and hitting hard
I can’t believe Mald didn’t talk about reanimate nonsense in this deck. “Shucks guys. I bricked on my 20 draws and missed a giant thing to blitz in. Damn shame.” *Casts Rise of the Dark Realms*
“If it were fair, it wouldn’t be green.” Says the Izzet player.
Sssh what has izzet ever done wrong other than all the cheating?
@@maldhoundbeing smug about it
I love "his toolbox is only filled with various sizes of bad dragons"
I'm glad you put _some_ respect on my boy Henzie he needs it, and I need him to be in the online mtg game or I stg I'll stampede into their HQ myself and shake all of them toll he's in the GOTDAMN GAME
Bro as somebody who has made Henzie his #1 deck since it came out and to this day still have like several different builds I switch with. This is perfect from the Henzie "Witness me" to myself even making a bad dragon joke while playing the deck.
I main deck is henzie, this is nothing but accurate. Plus I love sacing my own children for a card
After the shenanigans pulled on Shuffle up and play where you played this, I applaud you for this deck and I hope that commander became on of your mains.
Yes, v much interested in seeing this fleshed out!!
Hell yeah, my boy Henzie got one! love that mischievous little scamp.
gonna also throw out a request for Zelvor, Elturel Exile. He's really fair, insofar as hitting all your opponents with a cruel ultimatum at once means they all suffer an equal amount
as a henzie player myself, i loved everything about this video
As a Constant Jund player, i can tell you that we usually have lots of Net's to catch the Kids...
The “sometimes?” Got me 😂
Requesting my redheaded queen, Jhoira weatherlight captain
Witness me! Fuck yes. This is my fav vid of yours. This is my fav commander. I'm a little sad you didn't reference Henzies smirk. Best turn 4 card ruthless technomancer, second seedguide ash
"Henzie, I'm pregnant!"
"Hell yeah, free ammo."
"Free WHAT!?"
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker is a fair and balanced black card that I'd love to see a roasting of.
Hey he did Henzie! Love this guy. Unironically my favourite Precon commander in since Ezuri, Claw of Progress (wink nudge). In my last session he died 4 times and still came back around dropping bombs for 3 mana it's insane.
These shorts always make my day
These videos just keep getting better and better. What are your thoughts on the painharmonica himself, Isshin, Two Heavens as One
Excuse me, but Isshin, Two Heavens as One is clearly a SLAM-harmonicon and I won't hear otherwise.
Oh hey, I was just about to build him
There’s that targeted algorithm work again
The toolbox full of bad dragons comment made me choke on my drink bc I was not expecting it and it was too funny😂
I measure my success exclusively in near spit takes so this pleases me greatly
And now I'm imagining Henzie having a side hustle making pornos.^^
The "Witness me!!!" made me die laughing. Mad Max to the Extreme.
Uh, you know what, you convinced me.
Second doctor/goalie it Is.
This is still my favorite commander review video. I built a Henzie deck solely from this.
Can't wait for the next Jund support card: a literal wood chipper you feed creatures into and value comes out the back.
Also, still requesting Kemba, Kha Regent, the cat that made a porcupine costume out of swords
My favourite commander! Love this bastard and my whole playgroup fears him
I always love you Commander Roast, can’t wait for the day you do Ragavan
Bought this precon and was so amazed at how well it played I have been upgrading it into a birthing pod toolbox of terrors. It also rund cards like flameshadow conjuring and bramble sovereign and multiple global haste enablers. Ever seen what getting trucked over by 3 hasty Titans of Industry Industry does to a man?
A friend plays Henzie. It's full of Wurmcoil Engine and Triplicate Titan and graveyard recursion. Even if you board wipe, he still puts creatures like crazy on the field.
I can totally see a player sacrificing Henzie to gain mana to then cast him again👀
It’s usually not worth it. Once command tax starts going up a lot, you’d rather just spend that mana now for tempo. I just plan on him getting removed via a board clear or something at some point.
“It’s like sorry but I get points everytime I choke slam you” actually dead
you had me at "murderous gold-diggin ho'es"
I think a fun bit of flavor about this card is how as a devil, he only performs this ignite-and-sacrifice act on things more powerful (manacost-wise) than him. Rather than something like a creature that exerts dominance over smaller ones by making them do stuff, he's just a little schemer (fitting both the demon and rogue types) to deal with and manipulate the powerful.
I am yet again asking for Raggadragga, it's basically spicy elf shenanigans.
Dude you have to do Sefris of the Hidden Ways! Love that commander and I think a synopsis by you would be hilarious! 😂
Okay would love a review of the Shrine Commander!
Personally I'd love to see you roast a personal favorite of mine, that being Wilson, Refined Grizzly. If you need a background for it, something totally reasonable would be , say, Raised by Giants. Just honest Green. Nothing horrible about it.
Though it is such a fun deck to play, I had a friend build it for me after my old ass yellow lab of the same name passed away, and it's just my little nod to that old boi.
Great video! He's such a wild and fun commander and I had to embrace the idea that I want him to die as much as possible as fast as possible to give my opponents the swift merciful death they deserve.
Have you done Doran, the Siege Tower? (As someone trying to get back into magic and first time commander im thinking of using this card and would love to see you talk about it)
Or Arcades since Doran does exist in mtg arena
The day you cover Narset, Enlightened Master is the day you feel a new kind of pain
Blitz Squee the Immortal out of the graveyard for RR repeatedly. Could be great.
Then combine it with black n green’s abilities to bring stuff back from the graveyard and it’s a perpetual motion device 😂
You just made me consider building Henzie. Thanks :)
So is the blitz cost added onto the regular cost? Or do you cast it with blitz for to the same cost as youd do without?
Emrakussy is my cursed word for the day, so thank you for that.
Henzie is goated
Day 5 of asking for Kasla, the Broken Halo. Love your true crime doc-, I mean card reviews ❤
You are legitimately the funniest TH-camr I’ve ever watched.
Your words are appreciated 🙏 I will try to live up to them
You are a treasure. Protect this man.
Okay, that bad dragon reference got my like lmfao
@maldhound Do Shalai and Halar next, I have a modular deck and it pops off by accident :p
As someone who has a Henzie in the playgroup, he does indeed scream "Witness Me!". Its a double-edged sword, because if you kill Henzie, his stuff gets even cheaper, making you die faster. But if he lives, you still usually die pretty fast.
Pitcher's Poison, I guess 😂
A good Commander either way
Henzie is a monster. One of the strongest precons ive ever played. And upgrading it for no money makes it even nuttyer
At this point i have seen this guys face more than any magiccard.
Azami, Lady of Scrolls.
The OG mono blue combo commander.
You should roast Jodah Archmage eternal
After seeing you play it on Shuffle Up & Play I really really really want to play it now
Come to this episode after watching Maldhound on Shuffle up and Play...I...this did not disappoint. Emrakussy.
what about ziatora?
Ok so you finally did henzi for everyone asking. I’m curious for your thoughts on the new Aragorn the Uniter 4-color that graces us from LotR. With all the triple color spells out there, mixing in green makes that damn near insignificant but with a huge layout of triggering multiple lines of his card at once.