"I Got A Beautician License And A Bullet In The Chest" | Sammy "The Bull" Gravano

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  • @doomgloom8414
    @doomgloom8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    sammy the bull: one of the best storytellers of ALL-TIME

    • @D-real4life420
      @D-real4life420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit funny 😆

    • @matthewzdarko433
      @matthewzdarko433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The blue hair. Nowadays they do that shit on purpose. My little pony.

    • @garyrock9639
      @garyrock9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Jimmy I'm only kidding around

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewzdarko433 Sammy sounded more nervous about this woman's blue hair than he does when he tells stories about killing people. lol

    • @phillipanderson4198
      @phillipanderson4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I concur

  • @UmTriq
    @UmTriq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “4 guys counting me ...3 of em are gay “ 😂his delivery is fuckin hilarious

  • @vanguardvaluist2614
    @vanguardvaluist2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The only sit down Sammy ever feared was with an old lady with a bad haircut. Priceless.

    • @travisharms2095
      @travisharms2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fuck roofing I'm enrolled in beautician school first thing in the morning

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR AN ANGRY OLD MAN SENDING SOUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN IN A DELI👌😆😆😆😆🙏🤣🤣🏆🙏✌️🏅

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@travisharms2095 MY BRAIN WOULD GO HAYWIRE AND BELIEVE ME FRIEND I'VE DONE ROOFING LITERALLY GIVE ME THIS OPTION 🤨🙄🤔📝✒️😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @travisharms2095
      @travisharms2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      14 fucking year's,lol, I'm ready to cut some grass

    • @dwnsth7136
      @dwnsth7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I started laughing at this comment b4 watching the clip😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gtboard
    @gtboard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    The shooter was the blue haired lady in disguise!

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I HOPE SAMMY DON'T MIND THAT WE BREAK HIS BALLS BUT WHEN HE'S FUNNY HE'S FUNNY DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE HOSTAGE THEY KEPT MULTIPLYING BUT HE GOT ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING ELSE AND THE HOSTAGE'S WHERE THERE ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY AND THE LIKED SAMMY AND ALLEY BOY SO MUCH THAT THE SAID NOTHING THEY JUST SMILED AND WINKED 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣✌️😎

    • @amtm4185
      @amtm4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahah shooter suspect: Marge Simpson

    • @vitos2047
      @vitos2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amtm4185 everyone knows its was Maggie hahaha.. 🐁🐁

    • @anonymousxyzxpaq3793
      @anonymousxyzxpaq3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amtm4185 😂

    • @amtm4185
      @amtm4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I haven’t laughed that hard on a while. Last time was when fuckin Marie threw her shoe thru the window HAHAHAH

  • @hi9643
    @hi9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “We just gotta put a little shade on this shit” 😂😂😂 my man Sammy

  • @BeNZoJosh
    @BeNZoJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “And, ah. She’s going to give me this cosmetic treatment... this little facial... whatever the fuck it is” 😂🤣

    • @pcplgregorywaynelamen9165
      @pcplgregorywaynelamen9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "i wore this white jacket with the big pocketz in the front where you could put your comb, and your scissors and all the stupid shit." 😂😂😂

    • @Jtevkicksandcards
      @Jtevkicksandcards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest story of all time he was like tea where they put the scissors and hrushes and all this stupid shit 🤣🤣

    • @Jtevkicksandcards
      @Jtevkicksandcards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pcplgregorywaynelamen9165 damn you beat me to it hardest ive laughes in a while

    • @rosesummers6658
      @rosesummers6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, I've never laughed so much. I just love you Sammy!!!

  • @pross263
    @pross263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    She's in the back, you can't miss her. I almost died laughing

    • @chrismuckleroy5475
      @chrismuckleroy5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude! Too funny

    • @MookBaylock
      @MookBaylock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was laughing out loud. I thought I was going to wake my kids up. I was trying to keep quiet lmao

    • @gaatjullieniksaan535
      @gaatjullieniksaan535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to Wha .ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @D-real4life420
      @D-real4life420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah word shit was funny ass hell even when he said she was sucking her husband dick with the ice cubes that shit was funny as fuck I need to try that shit

    • @scamdemicusmaximus5109
      @scamdemicusmaximus5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Beautician Sammy Gravano shot in the chest by former client. The suspect was wearing mens clothing hiding her blue hair under a fedora"

  • @zannichol7683
    @zannichol7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Just another gem from Sammy. He had me crying I was laughing so hard.

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IN THE BOOK GREAT BUT TO ACTUALLY HEAR HIM TELL IT FRIEND I EXPERIENCE✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🔵🔵🔵🔵👌

  • @sixxfreak58
    @sixxfreak58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One of Sammy's funniest stories yet ... I'm almost crying here!

  • @jeunonn
    @jeunonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “Take a peek at what you did bro” LMAOOO

    • @jrl95
      @jrl95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shit had me rolling lmfao'

  • @michaelotterbeck9290
    @michaelotterbeck9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    😂opens the jacket,showing the gun:”I don’t really like being told what to do,when I can go” “oh nooo you can come and go whenever Jerry told me all about you” 🤣classic Sammy The Bull

    • @mrcharles4636
      @mrcharles4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dollphinspirit
      @dollphinspirit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's funny how a gun can change the outcome even if it's not in use

  • @woodyhayes7402
    @woodyhayes7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Should I nibble on her leg”
    Sammy Gravano.

    • @Louis-si4ci
      @Louis-si4ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He just says these funny lines so naturally n off the cuff.......brilliant story teller.......I never thought I'd hear him tell a story about getting his beautician license ina million years!! Never fails to surprise me

    • @Silo-Ren
      @Silo-Ren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should of done a 180 degree turn and checked the temputure manually.
      "Sorry, hair still wet" 😜

    • @kingdtr107
      @kingdtr107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THAT LINE HAD ME SMILING FOR THE REST OF THE VIDEO!!!

    • @kingdtr107
      @kingdtr107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Silo-Ren or he shoulda said" listen I'm a licensed gynocologist, let me make check to see if your medically capable of giving facials" , then flashed the gun like he did the teacher, THEN DID THE 180°....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @Silo-Ren
      @Silo-Ren 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingdtr107 can't never go wrong with the GYN ;) 👍

  • @Xkxkxpker
    @Xkxkxpker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "How many girls?"
    "600"
    "Im gonna go get the papers get the papers"

    • @ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL
      @ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're a funny guy !

    • @thecreoleladyy7191
      @thecreoleladyy7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL Funny how? Like a clown he amuses you?

    • @SAOrules
      @SAOrules 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GoGetYourShinebox yes he’s a clown, he amuses me.

    • @ArtBellJr
      @ArtBellJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should have had a cut scene to the opening of Goodfellas , only if this was Family Guy.

  • @Rushmore222
    @Rushmore222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I can't believe how addictive these stories are.

    • @raygordonteacheschess5501
      @raygordonteacheschess5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sammy wasn't even top 100 evil in NYC in the 1970s and 1980s. Notice he ALWAYS gives fair warning and a chance to act right before he drops the hammer. That's a level of class even most cops do not have. Our laws are a construct. There can be good mobsters and bad cops. I would judge Mr. Gravano here not by the fact that he "whacked" nineteen people, but that what you see is what you get, he always kept his word, and he was more consistent to his own ethical code that I have been to mine and most have been to theirs. The person he is now is amazingly fascinating.

    • @ciaranotoole904
      @ciaranotoole904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye there very addictive

    • @jamesduffy6518
      @jamesduffy6518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I listen when I in the shower and before bed, I want to hear all of it

    • @raygordonteacheschess5501
      @raygordonteacheschess5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mob is a fascinating backdrop that lets the people shine on center stage. They weren't threats to regular people. Gotti used to hang out in OTB. So did Jack Klugman (for 1-2 minutes).

  • @shamrock8561
    @shamrock8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This story was hysterical. Nobody can tell a story like Sammy. You always feel like you are right there with him in the story.

  • @landonhsmith
    @landonhsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seriously, I've got issues bro. I found this channel 2 days ago and I haven't stopped watching you tell your stories. I'm think when I've watched them all, Im going to buy the $500 live chat just so I can tell you how much your stories have helped me get threw the darkest point of my life. Love you bro. TX

  • @Sedan57Chevy
    @Sedan57Chevy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Battling Beautician of Brooklyn: Sammy the Bull Gravano. You've had one crazy life, and I remain very thankful you made it and are willing to share bits and pieces with us all!

  • @samanthathompson2546
    @samanthathompson2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Mafia underboss attending beautician school surrounded by 600 women, someone make a movie lmao

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just saying 600 LADIES then they start talking about sex what will you think!!?

    • @georgemoran4271
      @georgemoran4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My thoughts exactly. Movie script just pours out of his mouth. Movie title...."The Bull" the best mob academy award winning movie of all time!

    • @CinCee-
      @CinCee- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sammy needs an HBO series

    • @leonmchoulwallace7958
      @leonmchoulwallace7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yas

    • @b.h.7430
      @b.h.7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tarantino needs this

  • @winterhymnal2
    @winterhymnal2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “Got this white jacket so I can put the comb, scissors and other stupid shit” lool

    • @elcamaleon97
      @elcamaleon97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @collegedropout5550
      @collegedropout5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 😆

    • @covid19deception39
      @covid19deception39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was watching while eating and i almost spit my food out. so damn funny

    • @dv2033
      @dv2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I lost it 😂

    • @metalgear215
      @metalgear215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it when he said that hahaha

  • @6240tv
    @6240tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "blue you can see from 8 miles away" holy cow I needed that laugh thanks Sammy .

  • @WAdams-ps9st
    @WAdams-ps9st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Bro, shes in the back. You cant miss her." 😂😂😂

    • @MarzoThatNigga
      @MarzoThatNigga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @Kingx90
      @Kingx90 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo

    • @lawrencebruan-vy2px
      @lawrencebruan-vy2px 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I chocked on my ciggarete when he said that shit. Fucking funny as fuck

  • @patrykpryce
    @patrykpryce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sammy's the bro who says he's a beautician and people respect him for it.

  • @abe3246
    @abe3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When he paused after the part about license in the mail and alluded to the his brush with death I could sense the inflection pt. and crossroads in his life.. Maybe he could have taken a different path with a traditional family and job(hair salon with wife and baby). But life takes you down paths to the unknown and all actions have consequences. I appreciate your humanity and helping us to learn from your experiences. He is a great storyteller and thank you for your time and passion with your life stories .

    • @tomaseriksson5430
      @tomaseriksson5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd rather he shot me than cut my fucking hair

  • @smoothestthing
    @smoothestthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “It’s actually starting to turn me on now” HILARIOUS

  • @edwardnewsome7200
    @edwardnewsome7200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “I really hate when people tell me what I got to do.”

    • @RaoulThomas007
      @RaoulThomas007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could not stop laughing at that part of the story. Every school you attend has these ridiculous arbitrary rules and hoops to jump through! No problem - Sammy’s got the solution! “So I unzipped my jacket and he was starring at the gun…” Problem SOLVED!

  • @DanielSalazar-zi5cs
    @DanielSalazar-zi5cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I’ve been waiting for a story all day

    • @husainlethal559
      @husainlethal559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @jamesmulligan6751
      @jamesmulligan6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was starting to wonder if it was because i didn't sign up. Lol

    • @therealliam4217
      @therealliam4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @kocain313
      @kocain313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly kinda like I'm waiting for a sit down just one long sit down lol but one with Sammy and Michael its the one thing I think everyone who is a fan of these guys want most its like they r fucking with us cuz its obvious its what we want lol

    • @marcwhicher5242
      @marcwhicher5242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

  • @MegaTrainman
    @MegaTrainman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “You can’t miss her...” How priceless is that!?

    • @jeromemckenzie6930
      @jeromemckenzie6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👍🏼

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THAT COMMENT TRUELY HAD US BUSTING A GUT OH YOU MEAN THE LADY WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER BUSTING UP MY CAR ? THE CAR IS INSURED I'M NOT 🙄😉✌️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🌈😎💣🥶🤕

    • @karnagefails333
      @karnagefails333 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmfao!

  • @sr9tc
    @sr9tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Youre the uncle i wish i had. I love your stories. I could listen to your stories all day, everyday.

  • @donnakaren3996
    @donnakaren3996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a documentary of all these stories in order. Only Sammy can be the narrator. Best story teller of all time

  • @evilone6666
    @evilone6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You know one is a gangster when he tells you that he was a beautician and he still sounds gangster!
    All jokes aside, now I know why those 19 men didn't see it coming. This Sammy is so likeable!

  • @JctsUK
    @JctsUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sammy’s sense of humour is spot on. A bloke you just wanna go for a pint with

  • @drewedison7783
    @drewedison7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Nobody knows, but I hit Sammy The Bull in the chest for dying my Ma’s hair blue.” -Gianni Russo

    • @drewedison7783
      @drewedison7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whenever Sammy hit someone, he was careful so that their mother could have an open casket funeral to admire the barbers💈 work. always maintaining respect for the industry he was trained in.

    • @drewedison7783
      @drewedison7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I like your cut Bro.”

    • @cbjames2844
      @cbjames2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SissyKay
      @SissyKay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @rustyruss2962
      @rustyruss2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 😂

  • @petecastle5762
    @petecastle5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sammy has really had some fun in life , his attitude to try things sure has made great stories for all of us , gotta love him , please keep the stories coming Sammy , please

    • @helenjohnson4505
      @helenjohnson4505 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love sammy stories I love his laugh I just love sammy😊

  • @zacktomczak4962
    @zacktomczak4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Moral of the story..
    When you ruin a woman's hair.. expect some guy in a fedora to make a follow up appointment..💀

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WELL IF I'm the ladies HUSBAND ID BE LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM LAUGHING UNTIL I DOOKIE IN MY PANTS UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT I DO A DAM THING ABOUT IT I'LL TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT IT🔵🔵🔵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME KEEP ON MESSING WITH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN SEND YOU TO THE HAIR LUV FOR MEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🌟

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carlosvazquez7437 you left the caps lock on

  • @timwhitemedic
    @timwhitemedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Gravano, this is my absolute favorite story so far. I would have lost BIG money if somebody had ever told me, "Hey did you know Sammy The Bull was a beautician?" Your channel is great and I look forward to your next story.

  • @tylersmith9799
    @tylersmith9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I laughed so fuckin hard about the blue hair “she’s back there, you can’t miss her!”..😂😂

  • @Ojd189
    @Ojd189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “You want me to be a Beautician, bro?” 🤣😂

  • @adamgreen6225
    @adamgreen6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like when sammy adjusts the cup and his watch at times

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a kinky fetish , you are an odd one.

    • @adamgreen6225
      @adamgreen6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unnamedchannel1237 you don't know the half of it

  • @metalgear215
    @metalgear215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I needed to hear this, rough day at work and Sammy had me laughing my ass off, don't stop telling your stories brother, they are gold, I even got my buddies at work listening to you, they love what your doing.

  • @felderj0
    @felderj0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, Sammy. I can see how you were able to keep a good crew. Charismatic, hell of a personality, comical, Loyalty and good orator. Anyone would be tickled to be around you. These stories are more than just interesting and insightful, they are entertaining and suspenseful. I can picture every scene. Thanks for taking the time to share them with us. I love how in some stories you have a good moral to pass on. That’s called life experience the hard way. I haven’t listened to the podcast yet. But if they are half as good as all the TH-cam videos I have watched you in, they have got to have enough for one hell of a movie. Enjoy listening to you Bro. God bless and good health to you.

  • @Neodreth
    @Neodreth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Plot twist: Back then he was known as Sammy ''The Beautician'' Gravano but later on he changed it to ''The Bull'' for obvious reasons.

    • @evilswissy
      @evilswissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that's not even funny dude...don't even comment anymore, just watch the videos from now on

    • @quinnsmith2955
      @quinnsmith2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yeah but he was the toughest damn beautician you'd ever run across

    • @peteroconnor6394
      @peteroconnor6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was a beautiful story!

    • @jamesmalcolm6976
      @jamesmalcolm6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was funny, 19 confirmed kills, "I gotta leave town, I just found out 'The Beautician' is looking for me "

    • @jacksmith8002
      @jacksmith8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was Sammy "clippers" Gravano and Alite trained him

  • @gaildreyfus4008
    @gaildreyfus4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That was hysterical!! I ordered the “bull” coffee mug so I can sip and watch !

  • @90210146
    @90210146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “Take a peek at what you did Bro” Lmfaoooooooo

  • @greydogedmdriver3053
    @greydogedmdriver3053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can see everything he says. I’m living it vicariously through your words. Thank you.

  • @stephenspinelli4265
    @stephenspinelli4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This man can literally read the newspaper aloud and I would listen. He is a great storyteller.

  • @IcemanFabian
    @IcemanFabian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Time to get engulfed in uncle Sammy's story as he reminisces and takes us back in time with him

  • @herbz794
    @herbz794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “There’s a lot of things I do like about it , they do facials” something I didn’t think I would hear haha

  • @jm_1214
    @jm_1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sammy has got these other mob guys beat with his stories... The best.

    • @mikexxxmilly
      @mikexxxmilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By far. Not even close

  • @Shelz1370
    @Shelz1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano !!!. I'm new to your platform. I love coming here to listen to your old school stories. You truly are a master story teller. From start to finish, I am captivated. One week later, I subscribe. I love it !!! When I need a bit of motivation, or someone whose message will benefit me in some way, or even just to listen to another great story teller I'm gonna go hear what Michael has to offer. But when the want for an Ol' School Saga' to blow me away, I'm comin' for a Sit Down with Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano. Thank you so much, Sir, just for being here.

  • @johnfranco4417
    @johnfranco4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can’t even imagine,
    When they do the movie that’s where it should start. At the beautician school.

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THEY HAVE A SCENE IN WITNESS FOR THE MOVIE THAT TOOK PLACE IN A BEAUTY SCHOOL BUT IT JUST SHOW'S A LADY PISSED BECAUSE SAMMY CUT HER HAIR WRONG BUT IT'S A GOOD MOVIE BUT BLUE 💙 WASN'T IN IT THE CAST WASN'T ON ACID LIKE SAMMY WAS WHEN HE TRAUMATIZED THAT LADY FOR LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️😎

    • @justinlecroy3579
      @justinlecroy3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hollywood would ruin it. It's best this way.

    • @Lifeisgood-zu7gm
      @Lifeisgood-zu7gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally lol brilliant

  • @bobriedel3277
    @bobriedel3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When Sammy was describing how blue her hair was, all I could think was Marge Simpson!

    • @JB-ue6lf
      @JB-ue6lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao!!

  • @johnniemi8012
    @johnniemi8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That's when they started calling old ladies "blue hairs".

    • @johnnyfive8748
      @johnnyfive8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @PeterGriffinz
      @PeterGriffinz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blue rinse brigade.

    • @BroMark1611
      @BroMark1611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True. Especially all the old Jewish ladies at the slots down AC. Never understood it. It was so weird yet acceptably common. I saw it and just stared. Some were a little purple silver. I still see it in my head, but never see it today.

    • @dr.x121
      @dr.x121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I SAW thAT the last time🤔 ~20y. ago, while visiting East Eu! NOW I see why IT did nothing for my hair when I was +/- a kid! U need to use the WHOLE bottle🤦‍♀️! I thought... "cheap bs!" 🤣
      I ALWAYS said "U learn so much from Sammy!"🥂🤩...even about stuff I forgot myself!🙃

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in Appalachia and see how they look if they don't use the blue dye. Their hair looks like weathered and tired straw. Makes them look older than dirt. Adding some blue gives them a silver look that is attractive.
      Especially for Latinas and African American ladies. Real dignity.

  • @justforfunx9094
    @justforfunx9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sammy’s the best out there. I wish I could meet this guy for a beer.

  • @cookieman0916
    @cookieman0916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m dying laughing about the way Sammy described the blue hair.

  • @murphyslawNYC4103
    @murphyslawNYC4103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I was the guy who finished the blue hair lady’s hair “. Can you believe it ? Hahahahaha
    Gianni Russo

    • @doncmleon
      @doncmleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      D e a d lmao

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you do it? And how HARD WAS IT TO DO IN ALL THE WHILE LISTENING TO THAT COW'S BIG TEARING MOUTH YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE SAMMY BUGGERD UP HER FREAKING HAIR?I WOULD BE PRAYING GOD PLEASE IF THERE IS JUSTICE LET HER HAIR FALL OUT AND NEVER GROW ANYWHERE ON HER BODY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎✌️

  • @IDontTalkToCops
    @IDontTalkToCops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Has anyone heard an old guy say the word “bro” and actually pull it off the way Sammy does? Lol.

    • @clittle1559
      @clittle1559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      prison will do that you hear it all day but the hoppers ,there the ones thats hard to deal with...
      on my momma ,dummy ,you hur me , I say right.
      so glad I changed my life the ebonix is real

    • @caramason5950
      @caramason5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I have to say no I haven’t!

    • @KarlHamilton
      @KarlHamilton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro.

    • @unclehousy-leotardo
      @unclehousy-leotardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that generation is when calling people bro started then it changed to cuz then back to bro at least where I'm from.

    • @IRANownsGEORGEBUSH
      @IRANownsGEORGEBUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An old guy ? I’ve heard of young and stupid ones making comments on computers

  • @whatyousaydere
    @whatyousaydere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "How many girls??"
    "600, its crazy"
    "Alright, ill get my papers... "

    • @thedevollsadvocate
      @thedevollsadvocate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IM GONNA GET THE PAPER GET THE PAPER

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a kid I passed a beauty school, six girls got behind me, I ran, they chased me.
      Today I'd have stuck around to get phone numbers. Youth is wasted on the young.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@catchaidshaters Don't be a player hater... I was a pretty boy, they were worth fleeing.
      Today I'd have gotten some phone numbers.... cause I am no longer young and stupid.

    • @wailnshred
      @wailnshred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      600 women, four guys. Three of the guys are gay, that's pretty good odds.

  • @howtodoelectrical200
    @howtodoelectrical200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THEY HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE OR NETFLIX SPECIAL ON THIS MAN’s life!!!!! Sammy your the man bro

  • @JeffMartinez648
    @JeffMartinez648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s the funniest of all your stories thus far, you killed it! Thank you

  • @adrianevaldez
    @adrianevaldez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember reading your book when I was a kid. Laughing at this story. Too cool to hear u tell it

  • @jamesmccormick875
    @jamesmccormick875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Sammy! I’m one of your Soldiers! Don’t forget about Sammy’s Patreon.

  • @jeffkearney2488
    @jeffkearney2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Im dying laughing, "no you go back and finish her, you cant fuckin miss her"

  • @michaelmortell4142
    @michaelmortell4142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is seriously one of the funniest fucking stories I ever heard!!!

  • @tamarabrown6897
    @tamarabrown6897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m freakin crying! You’re one of the best story tellers ever!

  • @40ounce58
    @40ounce58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “You can’t miss her , she’s over there 👉 “ That would’ve been priceless seeing that old lady going crazy after looking mirror.

    • @carlosvazquez7437
      @carlosvazquez7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵💙✌️🙏🏆

  • @jonathanallen9596
    @jonathanallen9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro...this is one of the best stories I've ever 🙉.

  • @jollyrancher9016
    @jollyrancher9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Sammy the Bull at salon school. Who would have thunk it? 🤣

    • @richardcollier1912
      @richardcollier1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, don't look at me.

    • @dr.x121
      @dr.x121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me bc Sammy IS super smart. He knew He won't do to much of thAT. Idk if cook or so IS better🤷‍♀️

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gianni Russo claimed that he attended beauty school to keep the Truant Officer off of his back.
      He got more ass than a toilet seat.

    • @killaskrilla5320
      @killaskrilla5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i don’t think thunk is a word bro

    • @jollyrancher9016
      @jollyrancher9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For God's sakes guys it's a pop culture quote and that's the way it's always been said. 🙄

  • @EvilSecondTwin
    @EvilSecondTwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love your stories, Sammy. Be safe.

  • @falonbraley1845
    @falonbraley1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been up for 24 hours straight; I can't stop watching all the podcasts of him and his stories. I'm so intrigued.

  • @celebritytributes
    @celebritytributes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't talk like this, take a look at what you did bro" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    The blue hair, im fucken dying 🤣🤣🤣
    This story is full of gold

  • @achalashwinr
    @achalashwinr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the inspiration for "You Don't Mess with Zohan" .. Sammy just wants to make the hair silky smooth

  • @zedagubata8713
    @zedagubata8713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “It’s actually starting to turn me on” lmaooooo “take a peek at what you did - bro” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @katerkarlo159
    @katerkarlo159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Anyboby notice how his toes go up in the air several times while he's tellin the story? Those must be some hot memories! Good on you Sammy!

    • @mrt445
      @mrt445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know you've got fans when people are keeping tallies on your body movement, lol

    • @dweldasmith688
      @dweldasmith688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also you can hear his dentures clack! Or implants clicking...lol whatever don't tell him...we love u Sammy

    • @dx3385
      @dx3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dweldasmith688 I think that's him swallowing, he swallows hard and with the mic it amplifies it

    • @loucaruso3971
      @loucaruso3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope Your A Woman !!! Stairing At Men"s Movement"s While Tellin A Story....I Don"t Know...

    • @444slowitdown
      @444slowitdown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes probably got bad circulation in hes legs

  • @froey198033
    @froey198033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sammy is the ultimate story teller. I could listen to Sammy tell his stories all day.

  • @aurianna123
    @aurianna123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I look foward to these videos..Theres nobody else telling these type of quality athentic stories on social media.. You never ever disappoint

  • @adougie17
    @adougie17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “The bullet hit me and it broke “ 😂

  • @jameswilkins2820
    @jameswilkins2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    love how he randomly says BRO

  • @GA-1st
    @GA-1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The most relatable story you've told thus far. And still intriguing, as usual. You must have been better than you let on if you got a license. Have you cut anyone's hair since?

  • @tawniabaze9238
    @tawniabaze9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was drinking pop when you were talking about the old ladies hair and I laughed so hard, it came out my nose. LOL

  • @eqcicil
    @eqcicil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Sammy, I’m a retired cop and had a lot of training related to many of the things you talk about. It’s great to see you doing good things! Best of luck and success in the future bro!

  • @ChiIeboy
    @ChiIeboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Should I nibble on her leg and see what happens?" LMFAO

  • @howtodoelectrical200
    @howtodoelectrical200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This story alone would be a good Episode on Netflix, comes out the army- beautician - 600 women - 😂 this is gold man

    • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
      @SixtyEightnOyouOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking the same thing he needs to make a series, you can’t make this stuff up. He could write his own Sopranos type of series it’s a automatic hit

  • @ttopper1222
    @ttopper1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Any time Sammy says "Oh my god" I piss myself laughing.

  • @kristenlevine3446
    @kristenlevine3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My husband and I just watched this episode on the tv. What a great story ! Thank you !

  • @kingdtr107
    @kingdtr107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SAMMY WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IDK HOW YOU CAN HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, I ENVY THAT, I HOPE TO ONE DAY CONDUCT MYSELF LIKE A GENTLEMAN THE WAY YOU HAVE, NOTHING BUT THE UPMOST RESPECT FOR YOU!!!!

  • @dgcompany
    @dgcompany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The old lady sent her nephew to get revenge for dying her hair blue.

    • @adimazga
      @adimazga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was the old lady herself , in disguise.

    • @bettydoughtery3920
      @bettydoughtery3920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here, I go. Laughing again

    • @questadam2879
      @questadam2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Jen-id8zg
    @Jen-id8zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am a stylist . I am laughing out loud right now . F-ing hilarious

  • @jasonjo6095
    @jasonjo6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I was the guy in the fedora"-- gianni russo

    • @patmcgowan5143
      @patmcgowan5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Hah isn’t that’s crazy”

    • @laamiroly
      @laamiroly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLOLOL....😂😂😂

  • @lprophit
    @lprophit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    sammy the frytags stories both yours and the ema & papper stories to me are so vivid in my head the way you told these two stories inspired me so much just the feel of how you say it its so emotional and cinematic to me, i might try to animate them how i see it. abunch of others of your stories move me the same way, sounds cliche but literally i feel like im watching some super cinematic drama how it all plays out.

  • @johnterry3312
    @johnterry3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I was the woman in the chair who got her hair dyed blue, isn't that nuts?!?!? Hahahaha" Gianni Russo

  • @josephdellaquila2766
    @josephdellaquila2766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Congratulations on 200,000 you the man!!

    • @jamesmulligan6751
      @jamesmulligan6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He goes up 5 to 10k an episode. He's KILLING it . 😉

    • @jamesmccormick875
      @jamesmccormick875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help promote this channel, I’ve been hitting up all the mob vids on here telling them about Sammy’s channel. We need to get him to a million.

    • @jamesmccormick875
      @jamesmccormick875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mike Moore
      First I’m married, I don’t have a problem getting laid. Second, what does it matter to you? Chill and enjoy the content.

  • @itsamaggooful
    @itsamaggooful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "So fuckin blue you could see this from 8 miles away!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my god sammy, I just died laughing, so fucking hilarious

  • @tearialfriersonmoore7432
    @tearialfriersonmoore7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    His stories about Beauty School was hilarious. I'm crying laughing

    • @amateursleuth1195
      @amateursleuth1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me TOO! Sammy is such a character! 😂😂😂

    • @mikemartinez7440
      @mikemartinez7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same,in the shower LAUGHING FULLY,IT TAKES REAL HUMOR TO DO THAT,WHAT A CHARACTER

  • @paulkersey1007
    @paulkersey1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, as I'm listening to this and all of Mr. Gravano's stories, I have to say that, and this is not a knock to the young people today, but the difference between Sammy's generation and the young kids today is that young kids today only rap about it and act like they're gangster. This man lived it. I'm sure what he has seen in one day of his life is more than what most men have seen in their lifetime. Much respect to Brooklyn's own.

  • @uncleTedK
    @uncleTedK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Take a peek at what you did, bro” 😂 😂 😂

  • @charliemuggins7943
    @charliemuggins7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Now i know why John Gotti's hair always looked imaculate! lol!.

    • @JakeWitmer
      @JakeWitmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      perfecto! ...slight blue tinge

  • @johnsecord8539
    @johnsecord8539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sammy. We need that podcast. Thanks for another video.

  • @jfg1104
    @jfg1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Sammy always had the makings of a varsity athlete

    • @saltycreole2673
      @saltycreole2673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Murder and racketeering never caught on at my school.

    • @donaldcanfield9165
      @donaldcanfield9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltycreole2673 said she had no one for the the day of that girl I I was going no I

    • @donaldcanfield9165
      @donaldcanfield9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltycreole2673 said she had no one for the day and that b

    • @donaldcanfield9165
      @donaldcanfield9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltycreole2673 said

    • @donaldcanfield9165
      @donaldcanfield9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltycreole2673 said

  • @nesstheshogun1839
    @nesstheshogun1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes I watch your vids in place of pep talks. You’re someone who doesn’t suffer any fools and is confident and resilient. It helps me to not take any shit. (I’m working on it)

    • @brewtal85
      @brewtal85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re very pretty. Love that Sammy has such a range of people listening to his stuff. Young and old , male & female .. It’s been a year since this comment so I hope you are perfect at not taking any shit from anyone x

  • @andrejli9419
    @andrejli9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No words Sammy. So glad that you made it and you are here to tell the stories. You are the man!