New Rule: Sex, Drugs & GOP | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @jeffmccloud905
    @jeffmccloud905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Matt Gaetz was "Ski Instructor #2" in every 80's movie

    • @mookow2
      @mookow2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Stan Marsh the Darsh

    • @NateGerardRealEstateTeam
      @NateGerardRealEstateTeam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “I want my two dollars!”

    • @nigelnix1
      @nigelnix1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was also in Biff's gang in Back To The Future.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nigelnix1 Matt Gaetz was also telling people to “remain calm” in Animal House.

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @rgarlinyc
    @rgarlinyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This is one of Bill Maher's best rants - couldn't agree with him more! 🤣🤣🤬

    • @briankoski817
      @briankoski817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Katie Hill should never have been "retired" by those pussy Libs...
      Al Franken too! Thanks.

    • @romancultist6089
      @romancultist6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@briankoski817
      This has to be the most pathetic "whataboutism" attempt I ever did see.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree, particularly as a libertarian. People should be allowed have pot crackdowns, even if I personally don't find any enjoyment in the idea of doing it. And now republicans are roaring hypocrites, be they heavily right or more moderate, and liberals are uptight and whiny.
      To add to what he said, leftists are whiny, uptight (on certain things) and crazy, and libertarians are scatterbrained and have no solid message.
      P.S.
      by pot crackdown I meant
      Pot
      Crack
      & a Hoe-down
      Copied from ReasonTV's Mostly Weekly video "Why Jeff Sessions is a s***"

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rizwan Ahmed How has he supported israel too much?

    • @normaj8280
      @normaj8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true!

  • @jacquilee6882
    @jacquilee6882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This was a brilliant segment. I’m a Democrat and I approve this message. We have to be able to laugh at ourselves.

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed. The whole political correctness thing has gone off the deep end.

  • @pheresy1367
    @pheresy1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "You're not good at being US, and being YOU SUCKS!" Been looking for the best words to express that sentiment, and now I've found them. Thank you Bill!

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t you guys fight tooth and nail to make everyone stay inside and wear masks for the past year and a half?

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luiss.3866 Not stay inside, but wear masks whenever needed in order to keep people safe. Do this until Covid-19 spread is controlled. Now, more than half the US population has been vaccinated, measures are finally able to become relaxed with caution.
      It would have been a concerted effort among us Americans to beat this thing, which we could have accomplished a year ago if the Trump administration showed some leadership (by example and by organizing and coordinating). We could have beaten our common enemy if "your side" didn't continually deny the existence of this pandemic, and callously oppose and defy every measure needed.
      These restrictions were never meant to be permanent, only until we got the upper hand.
      But, you would already understand this if you possessed a little common sense.

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pheresy1367 yea if only we took advice from the blue states on how to handle the virus

    • @chrismessenger9104
      @chrismessenger9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luiss.3866 Yeah.... If only you had. But you didn't . Because By God.We are not letting you destroy our country.

    • @aaronalegria1239
      @aaronalegria1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pheresy1367 2 weeks to slow the spread. From a year and a half later...

  • @hethaerto1
    @hethaerto1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Love Maher. He starts by mocking Conservatives then turns around and mocks Liberals, too.

    • @terryadams2652
      @terryadams2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wrong. He's mocking the "woke" wing of the liberals (you know, the Antifa & BLM fanboys). He's mocking the narcissists with the Liberals.

    • @Darkhell87
      @Darkhell87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@terryadams2652 and he's mocking a specific type of conservative too.

    • @Darkhell87
      @Darkhell87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only when it's not election time.

    • @deboraharmstrong1864
      @deboraharmstrong1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love Bill

    • @RTMcFly-ni4qy
      @RTMcFly-ni4qy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad there is no one on the Right that mocks themselves.....

  • @wolf7el356
    @wolf7el356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Rick Santorum wears a sweater vest...
    Finally it's being addressed! I mean how long as a society can we continue to let that man cross the line like that?

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey now, curb that enthusiasm! Remember- Obama wore a tan suit. A tan suit, man! ;-)

    • @beckybnyc322
      @beckybnyc322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In Florida no less 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@id10t98 the horror! The "scandals" they made of President Obama (& now President Biden) were so utterly ridiculous. Yet they excused (& called Fake News) on all of the MANY truly scandalous actions of the orange idiot! Omg they are so hypocritical it makes me sick!

    • @privatebaldric8767
      @privatebaldric8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's like his anti-gay Kevlar😂

    • @flaviacotton5029
      @flaviacotton5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look up Santorum on googke,it's him to a T .

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Are their any pictures of Gaetz that don't make him look like a lobotomized wax dummy?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There is one where he looks like a heat damaged mannikin at a fire sale... so, there's that.

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NewMessage You guys are freaking hilarious. Kudos.

    • @jameslavoie1370
      @jameslavoie1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bobblehead

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WYSIWYG...

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jordan Loux. If there are, they were obviously photoshopped.

  • @qwkimball
    @qwkimball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    My favorite quote about Jerry Falwell, Sr. was from Chris Hitchens, "If they'd given him an enema, they could have buried him in a matchbox."

    • @zachmorgan6982
      @zachmorgan6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow....
      That's next level British awesomeness right there. A brilliant orator and writer. Had a way with words anyone would envy

    • @DejaVuSept11
      @DejaVuSept11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😆😆👍🏼 what an elegant way to say that Falwell was so full of 😆😆👍🏼

    • @victirynom
      @victirynom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I truly wish he was around to comment on today. Although he said so much in his lifetime. One and only.RIP

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And another- "It's a shame there's no hell for him to go to"

    • @Superknullisch
      @Superknullisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A true classic hitch slap, indeed!

  • @marthalucas1221
    @marthalucas1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    omg i spit my coffee when you shared the “outsourcing” bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @merrycatsrus3383
    @merrycatsrus3383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    You didn’t mention Newt divorcing his wife while she was fighting breast cancer to marry his mitress

    • @dr.aabamamsphd1385
      @dr.aabamamsphd1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Come on man. He was just making sure the kids would always have a mother!

    • @fiddlerontheroof4099
      @fiddlerontheroof4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes! He then proceeded to cheat on said mistress, too, carrying on an affair with his third and current wife even as he was pursuing impeachment against Clinton. Republicans have never had a whole lotta shame, have they?

    • @bernooski5128
      @bernooski5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Battling breast cancer... literally the least deadly cancer

    • @wujekcientariposta
      @wujekcientariposta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bernooski5128 oh so you dont mind fighting the smallest main battle tank to the death. xd air tight logic there xd

    • @bernooski5128
      @bernooski5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wujekcientariposta Depends... would I have a 99% survival rate? Because that's the 5 year survival rate for the type of breast cancer that Gingrich's wife had

  • @AbidingDude420
    @AbidingDude420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Some excellent points. Everyone seems to be shells of their former selves right now. It's uncomfortable and confusing.

    • @StudioDaVeed
      @StudioDaVeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because not enough stand and say "This is bullshit" lest they be the next target.
      When the 'Mom Skinny Jeans' plate gets pulled from Macy's because a couple of emails - we've already jumped the shark and there is no turning back.

  • @dianebrown964
    @dianebrown964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Nobody says it better. Watching from Nova Scotia Canada, Thank you for getting us all through the last 4 years ❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      looks like we're going to need him for at least another 8. :-/

    • @charlesbrowne9590
      @charlesbrowne9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have loud boisterous neighbors whose children misbehave and do not stop telling me how wonderful they are. Now I know how Canadians feel.

    • @bdon77
      @bdon77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching from Montreal

    • @billmaherofficialpage7917
      @billmaherofficialpage7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Diane, thanks for your support and comments, I really appreciate you so much for being one of my big fans all this years, you can send me a direct message 💕💕469 591 1912

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Matt Gaetz looks like the leader of the mean frat house in every 80's and 90's movie

    • @dearmadeline
      @dearmadeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      he looks like he's constantly snorting coke off his own lip

    • @banjoist123
      @banjoist123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Doesn't he also look like the news caster Muppet?

    • @tonyaberman3669
      @tonyaberman3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @BruceL33Roy
      @BruceL33Roy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Revenge of the Nerds villain lol

    • @jonflora1
      @jonflora1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Spade should sue

  • @Cyanide300
    @Cyanide300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Matt Gaetz is the villain from every Adam Sandler movie rolled into a single person.

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg yes!

    • @krystinarossi6905
      @krystinarossi6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” - Matt Gaetz. This quote fits his face so perfectly.

    • @jonnielsen9001
      @jonnielsen9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every time I see that pos flapping his gums in congress and the disgusting way he questions people who have come to congress to help. In minutes he is just going crazy with the questions and he won’t let them answer any of them. Just a nut job in some other world.

  • @colincampbell714
    @colincampbell714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    As a conservative, this is f’ing hilarious

    • @chrismessenger9104
      @chrismessenger9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad you're amused. Now get the f*CK rid of Trump.

    • @NACAM42
      @NACAM42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chrismessenger9104 TDS much? He's gone, man. You need to let him go.

    • @chrismessenger9104
      @chrismessenger9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uhh yeah.... Who has TDS? Right. Listen as long as his victims,... Er...voters/supporters keep up their Qanon horseshit, I'm not letting a damn thing go. You people need deprogramming. But it's a lot of work keeping up with the incel/ asshole wing of your party. (Not really a party anymore is it? A cult is more less what you are. Save your advise.)

    • @NACAM42
      @NACAM42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chrismessenger9104 I didn't vote for him, I'm just not deranged like some people. Qanon is a tiny handful of people that pose you no threat. The much bigger and more dangerous cult is on the left but I'll never convince you of that because you're obviously too far gone.

    • @chrismessenger9104
      @chrismessenger9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NACAM42 uh huh... Sounds like someone is looking for the off ramp from Trump enabler world. Worried about how the sane people will react after my all the damage you people did. I think every one of the Jan 6 idiots should rot. Good luck.

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    And please let's get Al Franken back

    • @thatsright5949
      @thatsright5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Please 💞💝😘

    • @UltraPoseidon
      @UltraPoseidon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Al Franken 2028

    • @carolmiller5713
      @carolmiller5713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was a stupid ass, weak kneed Demo move. For what? a silly & inconvenient frat style photo? Just like calling for Cuomo's resignation with NO proof of allegations! Sheesh. I have to resort to the phrase" Grow A Pair".

    • @alex-qd6of
      @alex-qd6of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carolmiller5713 no proof for Cuomo? 😄
      What Cuomo should be fired for, is killing old people by forcing nursing homes to take covid patients, then cooking the books to lie about it.

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@carolmiller5713 Cuomo is a whole different story. While it should be investigated, it was also done in office. Vs AL getting screwed.

  • @57debraann
    @57debraann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    ""I know republicans are lazy and like outsourcing, but come on!" 🤣

    • @ivanleon6164
      @ivanleon6164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      brutal!

    • @JessicaReinke
      @JessicaReinke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw your comment right when he said this line!

    • @ShashwatPanda
      @ShashwatPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was it a wordplay on c u m as well?

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have quoted a line from the video

    • @priscila5612
      @priscila5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DEAD!

  • @lauderdalerobite3549
    @lauderdalerobite3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "You're not good at being us, and being you sucks" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gregkindred5563
    @gregkindred5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Every once in awhile Bill nails it.
    Didn't expect the twist at the end.
    This is why I never give up on people.
    This is the Bill I remember and enjoy.

    • @matthewsisti4382
      @matthewsisti4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh. Bill doesn't say anything new. It's the same stuff for 30 years. I feel that there are too many opinions on the internet now that I really don't need to hear this guy anymore

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man this segment really hit home , right on Bill!

  • @williamdavenport9824
    @williamdavenport9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I found it interesting that Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" occurred at the 4:20 mark of the segment.

    • @jorgecampos2643
      @jorgecampos2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dave chappelle has entered the chat

  • @kelst75
    @kelst75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The same people who were outraged by Clinton now have no problem with Gaetz, Stone and Trump, etc. Gotcha.

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Newt Gingrich was cheating on his own wife (I believe the phrase "getting blown behind a dumpster" was tossed around) while he was impeaching Bill Clinton for lying about his own affair... Republicans have ALWAYS done it, but always projected their myriad sins onto Democrats. After all, Gaetz is sex trafficking children, but hanging with the #savethechildren Q crowd

    • @Jmp5nb
      @Jmp5nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember the outrage of “Benghazi “?

    • @tommyanomaly6193
      @tommyanomaly6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they really the same people?

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommyanomaly6193 uh, yes. Newt is still around.

    • @suckmyass7368
      @suckmyass7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vidmasterK1 Newt hasn't been politically active for over a decade. This is the problem. You have all these different factions and different groups saying different things in both parties that we're never really talking about the same people.

  • @pablocm2358
    @pablocm2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have wounds in my hands from clapping so much this Bill's speech

  • @favor4afavor823
    @favor4afavor823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "We suck the fun out of everything"
    Nailed it! Tell em Bill😆🤣

  • @dskay211
    @dskay211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I haven’t laughed this hard at the truth in a long time. Thank you, oh thank you.

  • @CCEkeke
    @CCEkeke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Matt Gaetz literally looks like a John Hughes movie villain.

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, if his look really mattered, the guy should be already locked down minimally 15 years ago, lol

    • @lukaszzylik4437
      @lukaszzylik4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He looks like Quagmire.

    • @ouzi9122
      @ouzi9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lukaszzylik4437 yes yes yes 1000% yes hahahahah fml I couldn't place it until you said it that damn jaw, giggity hahah

    • @thatsright5949
      @thatsright5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukaszzylik4437 he really does 😛🤣😜

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was an awkward night to have rick wilson on the panel because he is part of the lincoln project, who's founder is part of a sex scandal.

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Katie Hill should have never resigned.

    • @sodarndonestopthelies6514
      @sodarndonestopthelies6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Or Al Frankin.

    • @missano3856
      @missano3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sodarndonestopthelies6514 I came here to say just that.

    • @cainpitt
      @cainpitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true.

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes she should have along with creepy franken!

    • @missano3856
      @missano3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@philliesphan312 Franken did nothing much in the scheme of things and Katie Hill did nothing at all.

  • @DavidTa2
    @DavidTa2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "well, on a good night" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jesusmartinez2293
    @jesusmartinez2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    !!Bill Maher 2024!! We need you MAN!

  • @woundedchildstory3172
    @woundedchildstory3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of Bill's best!!

  • @sekenamcmurren2217
    @sekenamcmurren2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Bill is on fire tonight....I'm loving it.👩🔥

    • @felipeagado7943
      @felipeagado7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's actually been on fire this entire season. His "New Rule" segments have reached the level of legendary lately and it looks like he's on a non-stop roll.

    • @stuartb3609
      @stuartb3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but to be fair the material writes itself nowadays.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was an awkward night to have rick wilson on the panel because he is part of the lincoln project, who's founder is part of a sex scandal.

    • @jpalmer1967
      @jpalmer1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rn6710 Oh relax and stop acting like a Republican. Watch the video again and take the stick out of your ass.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah this was surprisingly on point I wish alot of these "woke" fuckers would get past the groggy part of being waking up and finally get their shit together. Going out of your way to take offense to something doesn't help anyone it just causes more problems as republicans have also shown

  • @TheRuckus-ji4wt
    @TheRuckus-ji4wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Just when you think Bill Maher is losing his luster. Funniest rant in a long time. Props, Bill.

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because he's already lost it.

    • @cioccolateriaveneziana
      @cioccolateriaveneziana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think he's losing anything. (But people have been saying this about him for years... Weird that someone who keeps losing it for so long also keeps his TV show...)

    • @thecritic2822
      @thecritic2822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supershinigami1 hardly dip shit

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s still got it. I watch him every Friday night.

    • @az8887
      @az8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is getting better than ever

  • @johnrobinson4259
    @johnrobinson4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Lol Bill Maher’s jokes have actually gotten a lot better recently.

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      His jokes are better because they are a honest reflection of current culture.
      Comedy is best when it shines a light on our sad and dim reality.

    • @senister14
      @senister14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I disagree, that boomer rule was awful. Talk about selling out.

    • @johnrobinson4259
      @johnrobinson4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 Amen. I also feel the more cynical he has gotten with age adds a little flavor. It happened with George Carlin lol

    • @johnrobinson4259
      @johnrobinson4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@senister14 Politics are normally terrible. Sometimes he gets a chuckle out of me though. I take it at his comic monologue more than a political commentary. His takes are usually way off base, especially that Boomer one lol. It made him look insecure.

    • @senister14
      @senister14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 I cant, because it wasn't funny, just sad. I wish I could make you laugh, I really do, especially in these times.

  • @MellowWind
    @MellowWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill, you're so good.

  • @raonazumwalt5836
    @raonazumwalt5836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the information

  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "...Coz frankly, you're not good at being us, and being you, sucks!"
    😅 Mannnnnn this was good

  • @Spyderredtoo
    @Spyderredtoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So well said that there’s nothing left to say.

  • @dms2447
    @dms2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Couldn't agree more with Bill.

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when Bill's voice gets high. It's almost always hilarious

  • @stevebiesiadabada6669
    @stevebiesiadabada6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill you a really awesome, your shows are great and to the point thank you

  • @Mechaneer
    @Mechaneer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The problem with a Matt Gaetz documentary is no one else looks enough like an angry beaver to believably play him.

    • @anttikalpio4577
      @anttikalpio4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just need a cgi version of Butthead

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angry beaver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @aro327
      @aro327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If its a documentary you dont have an actor play a character

    • @editorialbrain
      @editorialbrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Michael Shannon though

  • @naiyang888
    @naiyang888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “Puritanical Democratic Party.” Boy, isn’t that the awful truth.

    • @naiyang888
      @naiyang888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ItsYoBoy Kris Fields no, there isn’t a case at all where Puritanism is needed.
      Please use your head and think.

    • @naiyang888
      @naiyang888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ItsYoBoy Kris Fields you don’t need to go to extremes to mitigate that.
      It’s simple; get him out of office.

    • @naiyang888
      @naiyang888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ItsYoBoy Kris Fields I may be missing something.
      What is actually needed?
      Removal of a corrupt politician has nothing to do with puritanical ideology.

    • @naiyang888
      @naiyang888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ItsYoBoy Kris Fields having standards and asking for background checks is not radical. That's not the problem.
      I don't care what nonsensical tagline you call it but, freedom of speech should not be curtailed.
      Those who dislike woke culture do so because it's pretentious and really does nothing to help a "cause."
      Why don't you ask BLM co-founder, Patrisse Cullors, on how she's living while actual members of that mob are still in one room apartments?
      If I don't like what you're saying, and if you're not physically threatening me, I'll just move on with my day. Is that too much to ask, to be an adult about what others say?
      If I question why you are saying such things, and all you do is screech back at me, I will have to treat you like a child because that is what you are.
      Those who love to be offended and or call upon others to be offended love attention and pity, again, just like children.
      No body cares if you're offended.
      To be resilient is to be better.
      #growup

    • @tommyanomaly6193
      @tommyanomaly6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ItsYoBoy Kris Fields people like you destroyed the Democrat Party

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That girl at 4:17 looks thrilled at hearing Nancy's message.

    • @whyputaname
      @whyputaname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Her shirt said: Look on the bright side

    • @bookashkin
      @bookashkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyputaname Good spotting! How do you pronounce your name, why-put-a-name or why-putana-me?

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was an awkward night to have rick wilson on the panel because he is part of the lincoln project, who's founder is part of a sex scandal.

    • @flinx
      @flinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rn6710 The Lincoln Project in a statement called co-founder John Weaver, 61, “a predator, a liar, and an abuser” following reports that he repeatedly sent unsolicited and sexually charged messages online to young men, often while suggesting he could help them get work in politics. “The totality of his deceptions are beyond anything any of us could have imagined and we are absolutely shocked and sickened by it,”

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She looks like she just dropped some acid and Nancy's totally harshing her vibe. 😳

  • @DarrenHollander
    @DarrenHollander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We really did fall on our own sword when it came to Al Franken and Katie Hill

  • @AAAFilm-yt7gx
    @AAAFilm-yt7gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eureka Bill you struck gold.

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "And don't get me started on this guy."😂😂😂
    I knew Bill would mention the part.

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @B so you're saying Trump had her for free?

  • @shaolinwarrior2012
    @shaolinwarrior2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    Matt Gaetz is the living embodiment of Beavis and Butthead in a single human

    • @unhappygilmore7129
      @unhappygilmore7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That is an insult to Beavis and Butthead.

    • @lindam9618
      @lindam9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He kind of looks like both of them.

    • @Tony29103
      @Tony29103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Rickie Matthews Ah just like your voter fraud bullshit yet you're pushing on with sham recounts.

    • @joshuasalem5022
      @joshuasalem5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Rickie Matthews Investigations take a very long time, especially cases like this
      Same with Trump, something might happen in the future, nothing is known right now

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      On behalf of Beavis & Butthead, I am insulted...😉😉😉

  • @rafaramalalalouisette747
    @rafaramalalalouisette747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    love your show so refreshing... bravo bravo

  • @vikingriverwarrior2515
    @vikingriverwarrior2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I honestly could not agree with you more, Bill. Why do they get to have all the fun while we get cancel culture?

  • @BruceL33Roy
    @BruceL33Roy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Gaetz looks like every single model The Movie ' Team America - World Police
    ' Based their puppets off of.

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew I'd seen that 'face' somewhere. Now THAT'S accurate! 😆

    • @andrewhogan6533
      @andrewhogan6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Gaetz was modeled after them

  • @nancyr884
    @nancyr884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are the one to listen to-sooooo smart- never miss your show-thank you!!!!

  • @kristn6513
    @kristn6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I miss AL Franken! So clever & uncomprimised.✌️💙

    • @trdtooster
      @trdtooster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has a great pod cast on youtube

    • @frankbauerful
      @frankbauerful 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would be welcome in the Republican party.

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's here: th-cam.com/channels/hK2Q2QyQlygpwSp8AE24TQ.html

    • @jamiecarter4159
      @jamiecarter4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had to get rid of him and make example out him to show how principled we are, meanwhile .... Bill and Creeper Joe opened arms and big sniffs. 🥴

    • @susanmathers2222
      @susanmathers2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frankbauerful definitely not. Too intelligent, too decent, and he cares about women. Definitely not republican traits

  • @rkphighroller
    @rkphighroller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I’ve started really liking you lately. Conservative but totally agree with a lot of the stuff you’ve been talking about lately

  • @davidhilton3453
    @davidhilton3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a liberal, who used to usually vote democrat and now usually votes republican, let me just say it doesn't matter which party you belong too. The only thing that matters is your ideals.
    Judge each politician as an individual instead of based on their party lines and you'll stop caring about which side gets to be what.

    • @stoneman28
      @stoneman28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good logic if we were still logical but now if you vote for each politician by their ideals, they surprise you and say 'gotcha, made you vote for me' a LA Kirsten Sinema

  • @jimpugh6357
    @jimpugh6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gotta love Bill's presentation of this topic

  • @chrislove5651
    @chrislove5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Don't forget about Marjorie Taylor Greene. When she ran a CrossFit gym a few years ago, every other dude who went to that gym was clapping her cheeks.

    • @Tonytrekdax
      @Tonytrekdax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Rickie Matthews … don’t worry his conviction will NOT be overturned

    • @smoothlyamusing1502
      @smoothlyamusing1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself

    • @josecito976
      @josecito976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@smoothlyamusing1502 with all due respect to the dearly departed but who gives a flying f**k about the creep???

    • @chadfriesen1858
      @chadfriesen1858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rickie Matthews way to jump off the subject.

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, she looks like a responsible "social worker", lol

  • @LemonadepieX
    @LemonadepieX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Matt Gaetz looks like Jim Carrey doing an impression of Jack Nicholson

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good one.... :-D

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's more like Fireman Bill from In Living Color.

    • @annemarietobias
      @annemarietobias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From The Shining... Equal parts hysterical and terrifying...

    • @TechBabe_E
      @TechBabe_E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You win the internet!!

    • @malhaar2271
      @malhaar2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck I can't unsee this now

  • @ethanmynameis5454
    @ethanmynameis5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think we can all agree that in order for society to work we need both sides to stop hating each other and to stop voting for someone just because their ticket says they're "on your side" and also I agree with everything you said in this

    • @marystephens765
      @marystephens765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan, I hear you, but I cannot bring myself to vote red after their continuing efforts to destroy American democracy and to support every despicable aspect of humanity

    • @ethanmynameis5454
      @ethanmynameis5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marystephens765 see thats just it you won't vote for anyone that runs on the red ticket just because they're running on the red ticket thats like saying I wouldn't vote for Kennedy in 1959 because he's on the blue ticket and thats the same ticket as Jefferson Davis the Confederate President back in 1861 it is identity politics that are getting in the way of making sound decisions for who should run the U.S.

  • @count23all
    @count23all 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    God that first photo of Gaetz, he looks like a villain puppet made for thunderbirds when they didn't have time to finish it properly.

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, you made me laugh now, lol; thank you!

    • @Starclimber
      @Starclimber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, 'Thunderbirds are GO! for chastity belts!' on first sight of that vile putz.

    • @Angie-in6hf
      @Angie-in6hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I saw the thunderbird in him too!

  • @andyb1653
    @andyb1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If you called up Central Casting and asked for "corrupt politician", they'd send you someone who looks EXACTLY like Matt Gaetz.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren ปีที่แล้ว

      They would not have casted him because he looks to much like a frat boy

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    George Carlin called ... "what Bill just said!"

    • @corygoad
      @corygoad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do I find where he called it? During a stand up but or..?

  • @norachamberlain5187
    @norachamberlain5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right On!!

  • @miavmiavmiavmiav
    @miavmiavmiavmiav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bill is in rare form tonight 😄👍

    • @mchamber366
      @mchamber366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he's like this every Friday night lol !

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    So much f'cking truth! I remember when conservatives used to be the anti-fun moral guardians. These days, it's like living in bizarro world.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Buck And/or liberals. It varies.

    • @LambertBowden56
      @LambertBowden56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Conservatives today aren't against "fun". They do want some kind of order however.

    • @TheKnowledgeMan101
      @TheKnowledgeMan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conservatives and Repubs still are antifun, its just that liberals have followed in their footsteps.

  • @Chiggs20
    @Chiggs20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Mitt Romney’s never seen himself naked”...☠️☠️

  • @lt.cdr.alexstarr6678
    @lt.cdr.alexstarr6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well done, sir.
    Your leadership is and has been, for a respectably long time, remarkably amusing!

  • @idamehrnoush8833
    @idamehrnoush8833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spot on.

  • @m.k.c.5212
    @m.k.c.5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When Newtered Gingrich is the face of the Party of Family Values, you know the Universe is playing with our minds.

  • @Dayvit78
    @Dayvit78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Now that's the old Bill that we all know and love!!!

    • @equisde8026
      @equisde8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @santiago Ar as he should be, wokeness is the single worst thing in culture

  • @varellaangelo6645
    @varellaangelo6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm brazilian. It's amazing how Brazil is just a poor country cersion of the US. I watch Bill on a week basis just to see some sense being pointed out against the vast shit storm that goes around here and there. Thanks, Bill. Now I'll go smoke my bong with my tripple something...

  • @coyoteboy5601
    @coyoteboy5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    To Nancy Reagan...I always just said , 'WOW, Thanks!!"

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I always took the shots, bong hits and acid drops that those that said 'no' didnt take. Someone had to step up!

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Coyote Boy. Right?! Look how well that turned out. It was Trump's answer to the addiction epidemic too. His plan was to spend millions on billboards telling people to just don't do it. Idiots!

  • @paulborneo7535
    @paulborneo7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank-you for this. It's not fair.

  • @deantaylor3786
    @deantaylor3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny to me that Bill Maher and I agree more and more now a days. ;)

  • @beauregardburnsideiii1161
    @beauregardburnsideiii1161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Matt Gaetz looks like the statue in front of Big Boy restaurants

    • @VidaBlue317
      @VidaBlue317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LoL. That was a great, if obscure, reference

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking either evil Jimmy Neutron or Donny Osmond, but you definitely win with the evil Big Boy Restaurant statue reference.🤣🤣🤣

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THAT’S IT! It’s been a thorn in my side trying to figure it out! Thank you!

    • @janicehotchkiss3786
      @janicehotchkiss3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evil Syndrome or Buddy from the Incedibles comes to mind.

    • @kevyak
      @kevyak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Somebody has been watching Colbert

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hypocrisy is the unspoken supreme American value.

  • @tammyslash7251
    @tammyslash7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mr. Maher, you are precious 💖

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill Maher is my favorite Conservative!

  • @mikey2679
    @mikey2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amen Bill

  • @Buddzzy
    @Buddzzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Savage. Love it! Killed it. Electric.

  • @almackenzie2549
    @almackenzie2549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nailed It! As usual, love it.

  • @thomasjohnson552
    @thomasjohnson552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bill is 100% correct with this one. It is one of the reasons I travel outside of America when I want to have fun and I am very selective of what Americans I share overseas knowledge with. 🤵👊🇺🇸

    • @MsValeriaHeart
      @MsValeriaHeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You travel outside the country to have fun? Do you live in a border town?? Haha

  • @JamesVibe
    @JamesVibe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG - WOW! Bill Maher on fire!!! So funnyyyy

  • @healinginreach4444
    @healinginreach4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so good!!

  • @erockromulan9329
    @erockromulan9329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every week Bill is on point. Always.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    In France, former president François Hollande became more popular after it was found out that he had an affair.

    • @hunterroberts9951
      @hunterroberts9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So did Bill Clinton.

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But that's France. The French are sexually open minded. In fact not having a lover Outside of marriage is grounds for divorce over thier.

    • @chineseviruszombie773
      @chineseviruszombie773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      70% of French people have had Affairs. A disgusting country.

    • @Amen.ahmed1
      @Amen.ahmed1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      French people don't call it that way. having an affair is like dinner with your family thing to them.

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the French JUST.. within the last two weeks passed a bill that set a national age of consent at 15 years old!

  • @shoesarebeingreviewed6533
    @shoesarebeingreviewed6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He is so funny -and on point

  • @shielanunn3484
    @shielanunn3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Bill needed the laughs!

  • @laurak.donham8374
    @laurak.donham8374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. thought it was just me…. as I am turning 60 next year and loved through all that history….

  • @bookashkin
    @bookashkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Masterpiece, Bill. I am sure I've made shitty comments under your vids in the past, so ... yeah, well played!

  • @MMAGamblingTips
    @MMAGamblingTips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Matt Gaetz was every dude with a sweater wrapped around his neck from a 50s movie sipping a malt and a face to punchable to be in Pleasantville.

    • @jamiecarter4159
      @jamiecarter4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the Lincoln project guy? That perv is beyond sick. WTF is wrong with these politicians

    • @MMAGamblingTips
      @MMAGamblingTips 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamiecarter4159
      Yea he was kicked out. There’s perverts everywhere bro.

    • @carolineosterman2420
      @carolineosterman2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are actual towns named Pleasantville. Please don't send this SOB to any of them.

    • @sylvesterquast5832
      @sylvesterquast5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim kaine anyone?

    • @MMAGamblingTips
      @MMAGamblingTips 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carolineosterman2420
      Lol true!

  • @Darkslide820
    @Darkslide820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was one of his best New Rule segments in a while. Good way to look at how the tides have turned in this way. In the early 90s The Simpsons faced a lot of backlash from conservatives for being too "edgy." But I agree, now I can picture that if you told me a new show was causing an uproar, I would guess it would be the progressives complaining.

  • @assurdo8888
    @assurdo8888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also : "you're not good at being us , and being you sucks" rocks ! ! ! You made my day, Bill ! ! ! 🤣🤣🤣💚

  • @carmencrawford458
    @carmencrawford458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't agree more,tell it like it is Bill.

  • @OurWisdom-10
    @OurWisdom-10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill just gets better and better!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bill! 💗💗💗

  • @trevorpb16
    @trevorpb16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He's right, except for when he compares two-timing your husband with your head of security to being in a "throuple".

  • @lindaguy8720
    @lindaguy8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one says it better than you Bill.

  • @tikvahaham8919
    @tikvahaham8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill is such a sad reality and u still make us laugh

  • @scottphillips8117
    @scottphillips8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bill's comedic timing really is pretty good

    • @Bluzian74
      @Bluzian74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      for once.

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not fully. He pauses and waits for delayed applause pretty often

    • @stantheindian
      @stantheindian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s funny, but his crowd would laugh at anything he says. They laughed and clapped when he said “nigga”

    • @StratsRUs
      @StratsRUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many writers ?