Touhou Pizza Time | Kanako orders a pizza [Chimata's Pizzeria Pt. 1]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Touhou characters featured: Kanako Yasaka · Sanae Kochiya · Suwako Moriya · Suwako's Hat · Tsukasa Kudamaki · Yukari Yakumo · Shion Yorigami ·Joon Yorigami
Location featured: Moriya Shrine · Some ghetto Taco Bell
Annoying and maybe very racist Italian song from "Spiderman 2"
AI Pizza Hut commercial: • Pizza Hut "Authentic I...
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Omg I'm too poor but like
I hope you reach your goal
: )
I’m still in highschool sadly… but I’m getting a job soon then hopefully I can pay the whole thing
Ok imma Rob a credit card rq,just wait 1 year!...you can wait it that much right?
Serious rn whatever you are going trought i hope it passes,its like that ancient story or something,"even in bad,good or boring times,remember it will all pass"
Ah yes, Shion is a minimum wage worker. Meaning she doesn't get paid, since minimum wage was introduced in Japan in 1959
Well, Kanako has a Nokia N-Gage. That phone was introduced in 2003, so...
- "Now why are you interrupting my daily 80-hour nap?"
80 hours... Daily...
Yukari just built differently
Yukari has to find tricks to continue being 17 years old, the best thing she could think of was to lengthen the days a lot.
5:03 "her looking like a little girl is a bonus" Kanako is now my favorite character in this series 🗣️🗣️
Lady Yasaka's chest and rear have expanded
Thats the reason of why I love her,she's filled of fate on her chest
You're basically saying she's sexy but also not saying she's sexy directly.. chill TF out.
@@LunaticManicMangosteen and?
Her mountains speak for themelves
@@LunaticManicMangosteen that's the entire joke of the last scene
I guess its going to be a running joke that Tsukasa appears in the intro and never shows up or speaks.
Great video btw, love these
Kanako not only owns an N-Gage but uses it as her primary cellphone. Truly, she is on the fast track to being the goddess of scientific progress.
P.S. This Kanako is so hilarious. I adore her.
Also as bonus material. That specific pizza theme is from spiderman... on the n-gage.
7:09 Jarritos mentioned 🇲🇽
"worship the statue for a chance to win a free garden salad" this is fucking peak
3:44 free pepsi cherry raffle too 😂
They are watching an AI commercial just right when ZUN released the new chapter of CoLA which is about AI
Computer nerd Ran is so good.
What does CoLA stand for
@@beniciobartice4530 Curiosities of Lotus Asia
Coca Cola
@@MedsieLovr what’s the plot about
@@beniciobartice4530 Rinnosuke ramblings
Later, Kanako introduces Pizza Hut and McDonalds only to get outcompeted by the Reimu burger.
Miko burger
Me, who killed 90% of humanity: well fk it, buying chimatas pizzeria, gonna make it into fnaf
What?
Your pfp 💀☠️
MAKEEVERTHINGINTOFNAF
7:50 those fucking faces go wild and fit perfectly well somehow.
0:22 just caught the arteRIEEEES bit
Kanako treats her worshippers as discount coupon 😂💀
Loophole: Since the microbes in her body (or at least mortal form) literally help sustain her, they technically count as worshippers
Kanako ordering divine ingredients from Chimazza is like ordering champagne and a wagyu steak from Pizza Hut.
Sanae: That looks gross
Me: That looks good :D
TinasheJK (Me): As much as I WANT TO EAT THIS DAMN THING?! This seems a bit overboard for my taste. (Just call Yuyuko instead)
For context of 4:50 kanako outsmarted suwako by using a special vine to instantly rust suwakos weapons. Kanako had to give partial control over the suwa area back to her once she realized the Mishaguji's were about to rampage across the suwa area because they really only want our froggy goddess to be ruling
aw hell naw they got shion working food service 😭
Chimata was rise from the rubble of her own super market and still keep business run like nothing happend after Shion blow up the super market
Kanako should've called Okina
Okina would be like "Sure why not lol, as long as you let me eat for free"
Even though it's will be a compettition between chimazza but it's just a bonus for Okina's amusement.
Never expected Jo'on at the end of
Shes part of marketing
Peak content as always!
1:18
♪ _Yukaras in Pyjamas_
_Are coming down the stairs_
_Yukaras in Pyjamas_
_Are coming down in pairs_
_Yukaras in Pyjamas_
_Are chasing Teddy Bears_
_Cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares_
Kanako uses a Nokia, probably provided by Nitori Inc.
3:56 THE SUBTITLES LMAO (Italian National Anthem playing)
Tsukasa at the beginning was a great reference.
But I don't understand, why is she there? What is the reference?
@@flynnblazkowicz8141 There’s some dialogue in Touhou 19 that suggests Tsukasa is living at the Moriya Shrine.
@@MarisaCap Oh I see, so Tsukasa is like their Suika, well at least she's not a drunken parasite for the Moriya Shrine , right? ;:D
4:44
5:02 i have been coming back to this video frequently because this whole joke lives rent free.
The setup and punchline is done so well.
Kanako is the cunnyGOD
¡¡Chimata!!😡
¡¡¡Tenkyuu!!! 😄
me: "Kanako is a bully and I'm never going to give my faith over to the Moriya shrine!"
me after learning of Kanako Pizza: "Actually Moriya shrine has done more for rhe community than Hakurei..."
8:10 when they said 10% off your pizza should've read the fine print
NOOOO THE FREE SLICES
Dude I love your type of humor so much.
Keep up the great work.
1:38 the goatse phone
Kanako using a Nokia N-Gage sent me out of my seat.
I'm more concerned now about her tactics on how she gets faith for the shrine.
Honestly this is probably tame compared to SOME of the ideas She probably has lol
She previously wanted to organize an industrial revolution and forced another resident of Gensoke to master nuclear fusion to generate energy
"This thing will clog up your arteries" she said, to the literal Goddess
i dont think i want kanako as my goddess anymore lol
They beat us to the idea of Kanako Sama but
The pizza was delicious but we need other ways to attract followers to Moriya Shrine 🍕
Kanako has some of the greatest humor I've ever seen.
.
I think I am going to make a Conpact Youmu Fandom, if that is ok with you?
Yeah. I want to see that.
Send the discord rat
Chimata on her way to become the most powerful goddess
_No importa si seas un ser divino o un mortal, las calorías no perdonan. XD_
Factos
these would be so cool with voice acting
Why does Yukari need an 80-hour nap anyway?
To avoid yokai pizza
If the video have the goddess of silly markeeters creating a new business, i totally gonna watch it
On that day, the following of Moriya learned that Jo'on is not to be trusted. Even if she's not in control of the money.
Bro went hard on that one animation
This is my favorite Touhou universe, hands down.
BRO DID NOT UPLOAD THIS AT 3 AM
BRO REALLY WANTS TO TRICK ME
1:20 all I see is fucking cake just waiting for someone to eat
8:43 wrong timestamp bud 😂
1:18 bud
@@newturtle3 holy shit that is also good cake
5:03
My sides are in orbit.
Another masterpiece. Thank you!
let's hope they don't have anchovy pizza
8:42 Kanako wanted to open a pizzeria when she could run *a bakery with all that cake.*
When are we gonna get the "five nights at Chimata's" video
And here I thought Shion was done with Chimatas bullshit at least she has more of an attitude now. Some peak character development 👍
CHIMAZZA, I LOVE CHIMATA.
The fact that nobody can agree on the relationship dynamic of the Moriya Shrine crew is extremely funny to me.
this was a great video to come home from school to
Kanako: “que parezca una niña es solo una ventaja” jajajajaja no pues si es cierto
The goddess of Pizza, Kanako
8:43
Hmm, suddenly craving stuff-crust all of a sudden.
this, this is gonna be an incident
OK but can she save it from a giant evil sentient pizza with a tower as a base?
Missed opportunity of Yamame being in the video 😂
She was on the wall filming everything
@@newturtle3Ah ok, she's using her spooder powers. Wait... Maybe she's filming everything?!
I don't know Joon interested in cricket and worm pizza
A question: where does gensokyo know of Norse mythology in the first place?
Poor Shion
Daily 80-hour nap HAHAHAHA SO GOOD
I'd imagine kanako and moloch are really good friends
Pizza
How many sacrifices to put pineapple on it? 😈😈😈😈😈
The hell is with Kanako's "phone"?
*8 0 - H O U R N A P*
Jarritos lmfao
we have a second yuyuko suwako is kanako‘s wife
pizza
I love Kanako lmao
I feel like Kanako has lost more faith in this than gained, but it was all in the name of pizza so...
Nice animation btw!
3:31 Excuse me, what? I thought that would have been a Pizza made out of a Youkai(rip relatives of the animal Youkai btw), not...
3:52 The sudden realization.
4:38 ... 🥶
4:43 Lmao.
5:03 🤯
8:45 Live Sanae reaction to her dad having big butt.
3:52
I think the joke was yuki sounded like yokai
To be fair to Yukari, a vegetarian pizza is made for vegetarians, not made _of_ vegetarians. I assume the same is true of her -proposed- *strictly hypothetical* youkai pizza.
@@MapletreePaper It differs. A Pineapple pizza is made with pineapples and not for a pineapple for example. The biggest issue is that it IS how it is anyhow, so there isn't much room to say "tbf" to Yukari here. xD
Your videos never fail to make laugh a lot. And I love all your call bak to your previous videos. Kanako and Suwako makes a cute couple.
How do you come out with these silly plot ideas for your videos?
How do I come up with all these ideas? I'm sure I'm eating something that my brain is getting high off of and I haven't noticed yet.
@@Compact_Youmu hahaha, well you sure are the most creative junki that I have ever seen.
I really hope that you get to keep making animations because I would love to see you grow and improve with the past of time.
Nice video man,keep it up.Also your content is so original.But I want to see Koishi doing autistic things
I'm going to see if I can add Koishi in the next video but the reason why I have not added her yet is because I'm kind of confused about this character. I'm not sure I understand her well or what's she about in either canon or fandom. She seems like a bit of a ditz, or perhaps just childish in general, but I'm still kind of confused what's she's about.
But I'll see what I can do about her.
@@Compact_Youmu she's like a Paralysis demon,appears and talks to you in the most unexpected scneario,and acts very childish (and the parody you can make her like a fentanil junkie cuz her head is always empty in personality).Or impredictable sayng something like "Oh is that a bonfire?......this is a lovely moment cuz the fire is like a warm and comfy....HUG 4 YOUR SOUL!..... *Two seconds later* ohhhh.....is that a rock?.IDK I hope you can use my message like a reference or something
@@Compact_Youmu she's like a Paralysis demon,she appears in the most unexpected scenario,this is a parody so you can Just make her act like a fentanil junkie in personality and a lil' erratic.For xample Koishi: *she seats front a bonfire like dark souls* bonfire is like a nice.....comfy.....and warm HUG FOR YOUR SOUL! *she sees the stone baby and says* I CAN HEAR A MILLION OF SCREAMINGS,COMPLAINS AND INSULTS FROM THIS THING BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY IDK
Very good as always♥
why is Tsukasa always in moriya shrine?
It's a joke from Touhou 19. She kept staying there and telling people she was allowed to be there. So now everyone likes to imagine she hides out there.
(I personally like to imagine she's hiding from Megumu since her mythology implies she steps on foxes)
She is an uninvited guest so everyone just ignores her as they should because shitsukasa
solo pienso en budines y pasteles cayendo sobre mi
Okey I love Kanako now❤️💜❤️💜
good
7:49 L-L-L-L-LOSTWORD!?
I recoiled when i saw it
Me: *laughs in Bánh Tráng Nướng*
Sanea
...
Um, is it just me or was the "Pt. 1" added post-upload? 🤔
Just HOW behind the times and out of touch is Kanako anyways?
But why Kanako use Nokia N-Gage ?
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0:40
Realmente....
Dei uma pesquisada aqui, e pelo que parece, a Pizza só foi chegar no Japão no século 19
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2:52
🤣🤣🤣🤣
O Chapéu da Suwakokkkkk
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3:17
😰
Contexto para a Yukari comer Youkai?
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3:31
Ah tá, pizza youkai, pizza para youkai, não de Youkai .....
NÃO PERA!!!
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3:59
Pobre Shion
=/
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4:41
kanako!!!!
😨
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5:02
MINHA MÃE DO CEU!!!!
Why is Lady Kanako's rear so...
No pineapple on it?
3:57 is that an Arby's?
Looks like it used to be an Arby's before Chimata took it over.
“Jarritos, que buenos son” JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Hahaha 😂 8:43 8:48
👍😜
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