DAVE CHAPPELLE keeps it real on chivalry!

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  • @riffgroove
    @riffgroove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Chris Rock said it in '92.
    "Men only want 3 things. Food, sex and silence. Feed me, f*ck me, shut the f*ck up."

    • @yellow_flash813
      @yellow_flash813 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣 now this I can get behind

    • @2350cmart
      @2350cmart ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The 3 S's....Sex, Sandwiches, and Silence....

  • @YetiUprising
    @YetiUprising 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:28 Dave Chappelle: "GOTCHA BITCH!"

  • @lenbrian9484
    @lenbrian9484 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "get nude bring food" I'm dead LMAO!!!

  • @Supadrumma441
    @Supadrumma441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Last time I opened a door for a woman, she looked at me with complete disgust and annoyance so I haven't bothered to do so since.
    Yes Chivalry is dead ladies, and you fucking killed it! Damn straight. Don't get pissy with Men about it, this is your doing.

    • @DumbassCanadianGuy
      @DumbassCanadianGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This exact scenario 100%

    • @evilferret1453
      @evilferret1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i opened a door for a fat woman , and she snarled at me . i let it go and it hit the bitch in the face . it felt soooo good

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hope this doesn't sound sexist, and I'm not even saying it's a bad thing, but I think the evolution of the workplace and the sharing of the same jobs in corporate environments has very much leveled the playing field. There's more of a competitive air to the relationship between men and women. The dynamic is just different now

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Keep opening them with a smile...they're too small to do anything about it anyways....

    • @rubicorridan2480
      @rubicorridan2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      firmly agree, here i am, mr average white suburban dad , getting eyes rolled at me at convenience store entrance ect....now i hold the door open for men, 100% of the time now, out of respect.

  • @jamilrodriguez5261
    @jamilrodriguez5261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Her: Because you love how I look anyway, whatever way I am.
    Him:.... yea
    Her: yea?
    Him: yea
    Her: yea
    Death: You live to fight another day buddy

  • @Fransens
    @Fransens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah!"
    Nice dodge Gary.

  • @karlschmitt6359
    @karlschmitt6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watch the rest of Dave Chappelle's show Killing Them Softly, pts. 1, 2, 3, and 4! Hysterical !

  • @kenbattor6350
    @kenbattor6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Chivalry IS dead. If a Dragon kidnapped a woman, I wouldn't slay it for anyone.

  • @TreyM1609
    @TreyM1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol loved the quiet golf clap behind Mrs Roo’s head. Lol I see you

  • @righteousbrother9402
    @righteousbrother9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    you guys are awesome, love the energy and wholesomeness of your channel/relationship, keep up the great work.

  • @Anversstad
    @Anversstad ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave chappelle is the TRUTH and yall are great💯

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve never seen this standup routine before. I had no idea after all these years that this is where the “gotcha b!tch” sound clip came from. I’ve heard it so many times, and never knew where it came from.

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      (On mobile so I can’t edit my comment for some reason)
      Also, exception to what Dave said: If I had the money, I would definitely get a nice car, with all the newest bells and whistles, just because I want it. My 2005 Corolla is nice, and it gets me where I want to go, but its speedometer isn’t projected on the windshield, it doesn’t have a thermal imaging display that highlights pedestrians and animals that the headlights don’t illuminate, it doesn’t have adaptive ride height and traction control, isn’t AWD, doesn’t have a backup camera, doesn’t have heated seats and steering wheel (living in Canada, it would be nice to have), the seats can’t massage my back, and I can’t connect my phone to it with Bluetooth. I had an opportunity to drive a car with all of that a while ago, and it was really cool. I think it was the latest Jeep Grand Cherokee or something. The only advantage my Corolla has over that is that it probably uses less gas, which is actually really good when gas is $1.73/L, and I have a better sense of where it is in a lane while I’m driving it. If I could afford it, I would definitely get the latest and greatest. Not even to impress anyone, but just for my own comfort and convenience.

  • @moondogg007
    @moondogg007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Gotcha B****” 😂 classic

  • @CaptAlCaboose
    @CaptAlCaboose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh damn you guys are back?! Hell yeah!

  • @theoriginalbalo
    @theoriginalbalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love you both.
    Joey from NJ.
    Keep it going. More comedy!

  • @Blues444
    @Blues444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I dress for women and I undress for men."
    - Angie Dickinson

  • @Athraxes
    @Athraxes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are such a cute couple... so nice to watch those honest reactions ^^

  • @vasylhorodetskyy8876
    @vasylhorodetskyy8876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Subscribed to you guys new member. Wish you guys all the best !!

  • @coffeetalk924
    @coffeetalk924 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great RV. Love from California

  • @40ozmangi
    @40ozmangi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the Roos ! .. keep it up !

  • @philiproseel3506
    @philiproseel3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yup. Nowadays, if you open a door for a woman, who knows what will happen. In my experience, it's been mixed. Great channel.

  • @drobichaud1000
    @drobichaud1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Dude, as Patrice would say "that's a top shelf white woman right there" Lol

    • @theroosreact
      @theroosreact  2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If Kat we are 1/10 in looks she’d still be top shelf, amazing human, great mother and loyal friend. Anything else is a bonus.

    • @cfairfax85
      @cfairfax85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I second this lol

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice way to stumble on to this channel.

  • @Uhdksurvhunter
    @Uhdksurvhunter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im not talking about the... "JOHNSON!"
    Nyaaah nyaaah! :')

  • @Kom-KE
    @Kom-KE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Dave Chapelle

  • @c-maxprime
    @c-maxprime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed ur reactions 😊👍

  • @TakaChan569
    @TakaChan569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And this is why i love comedy when it's not held back, people are to sensitive these days lol.

  • @sanchezproductions87
    @sanchezproductions87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FYI, the "voice" he does at the end was an imitation joke from earlier in that stand-up. He was making fun of 1920-30s gangsters accents and what not.

  • @kaym4389
    @kaym4389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave😍😍😍😍😍

  • @SIXX2772
    @SIXX2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MORE CHAPPELLE PLEASE LOL

  • @tylerkovach9822
    @tylerkovach9822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love your reactions! Keep it up, I hope u guys are doing well.✌️

  • @whispersmusic6173
    @whispersmusic6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ill never understand how there are ppl just now reacting the these classic asf standups

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It takes time just cause you seen it a bunch of times probably by other reaction channels doesn't mean everyone has reacted to these stuff. Self awareness you guys self awareness.

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'll never understand how a young couple, from the other side of the planet, haven't watched a stand up bit from 20+ years ago?
      Sounds about right...carry on

  • @KAR5AVATARGT
    @KAR5AVATARGT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She started clapping when Dave said men aren't gentlemen anymore then she got quiet when Dave said women killed it dont you love equality 😂😂

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she literally was laughing when dave said both things stfu

  • @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO
    @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20 Screw that! I like "Nice Cars". If all goes well, Monday I'll have 2 Convertible Mustangs (2006 and 2011) and a 2014 Camaro. My last GF didn't want me driving my 2000 Maxima to her house. Oh... So, to hell with this Convertible Mustang or the 2000 Maxima that was basically free ($2,000) and runs like a top plus looks just fine. Shows me where her Head is at.

  • @foresightmystery9845
    @foresightmystery9845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nah Dave is right. Women killed chivalry. I had a few exes (all of completely different personalities and perspectives) all tell me that they don't appreciate when I'm being a gentleman. I mean they hated when I would pull their chairs out, open and hold doors, and the like for them and they still couldn't give me a good answer as to why besides "it hurts my ego" essentially

  • @_eclipz_
    @_eclipz_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lovin the reactions lol, u guys are great. Told the missus I loved her yesterday, she told me to shut the fuck up. So.... I did. We've been together since 06, this is how we communicate now :p

    • @theroosreact
      @theroosreact  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rocking '05 here :) It's the thought that counts my guy! well done.

    • @Bl4ckheart
      @Bl4ckheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe you tell her that rarely enough that she got suspicious :D Or she is the kind you need to get rid off. Anyway, that was funny dude, no offense.

    • @_eclipz_
      @_eclipz_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're good, just the way we talk LOL.

  • @jeremiahscott2032
    @jeremiahscott2032 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:42 woman in bottom right proves his point

  • @mysticstrikeforce5957
    @mysticstrikeforce5957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice reaction and yha I learned from the dating market now a days is the only time a man would follow a women is the dating rules. Like if every girl tells this one men she doesn't like nice dudes then the guy stops being the nice dude. But yha love Dave Chappell in he's younger days.

  • @ryanstandley7302
    @ryanstandley7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First time watcher, here is a vague statement. I hope yall are "OK" and I hope this is just miss reading of mine. I like the reaction completely, but I notice somethings that make me want to say take a break and work on something for yall. Alright I'm done thank yall for posting

  • @waynecoleman-ou9te
    @waynecoleman-ou9te 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They say a way to a man's heart is his stomach.

  • @Rob-vs8ye
    @Rob-vs8ye 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    what happened to this channel? did they break up?

  • @Real-Mello
    @Real-Mello 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should watch more Dave Chappelle

  • @GazBC4U
    @GazBC4U ปีที่แล้ว

    You should react to the whole special

  • @ivangrondona4122
    @ivangrondona4122 ปีที่แล้ว

    GOAT

  • @jason42080
    @jason42080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chivalry is dead for Folks that are Single...But Chivalry is only Half Dead for Couples that have made it to the 1-2-year milestone in the Relationship

  • @Kom-KE
    @Kom-KE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Feminists killed it I'd say

    • @whispersmusic6173
      @whispersmusic6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I doubt there were many feminists around the time this standup was made (2000)

    • @alexanderjoseph2462
      @alexanderjoseph2462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whispersmusic6173 Women demanded and got the right to vote 100+ years ago, women burned their bras in the 1960s, in the 1990s women won the right to serve in combat positions in the US Army. There were many feminists in 2000.

    • @Diadin22
      @Diadin22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whispersmusic6173 😂 yeah right they were there just not as loud and annoying

    • @justadey_
      @justadey_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Diadin22 loud, annoying & ugly lol

  • @blessjesus-o2b
    @blessjesus-o2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Marc Normand please

  • @jonahhex9620
    @jonahhex9620 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris Rock had some great jokes about this 20 years ago

  • @mahliz
    @mahliz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the end isn't it Women that sets the market? I mean they are the market for men, so we try to emulate what they want? If chvalry is dead it might be couse women ain't drawn to it. They may like it but it may not get the (at least short tearm) results.

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are still drawn to it. But the same outcome can now be achieved with other methods that don't take as much investment and don't leave you as vulnerable.

  • @cmacompilation4649
    @cmacompilation4649 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chapelle = Facts

  • @kopxpert
    @kopxpert 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's true, men don't ask for much, and what we ask for isn't difficult to do. It's the women who has a long list of laundry list of what a man should be and do. So if u can't please your man, something's not right with u. That's the uncomfortable truth

  • @Allfibs
    @Allfibs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @jealaniash3554
    @jealaniash3554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was saying these things waaaaaay before Andrew Tate and them other guys!

  • @BigRaji1981
    @BigRaji1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's simple women want transparency honesty and feelings until they are required to be transparent honest and gaf about ours. Double standards is what killed the good men off

  • @makinali1890
    @makinali1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The other reason men are taught, to be traditional, & women are not. In the west when a man opens a door for a woman he's more likely, to get berated by her. If being chivalrous is being punish rather than a reward, men have no incentive of being chivalrous.

  • @vivekiyer9062
    @vivekiyer9062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In return for you being loving and caring and chivalrous what does she do in return? Nothing? All one way traffic eh!

  • @enderwiggin5572
    @enderwiggin5572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes chivalry is dead and women killed it!

  • @badstar9670
    @badstar9670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women said its offensive to be chivalrous

  • @mattjosh69
    @mattjosh69 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women killed chivalry when they started trolling on men of opening door’s for them on social media, an saying things like they don’t need a man. An some how correlated chivalry with masculinity or toxic masculinity. 🤷🏻‍♂️ so sure there are men still being chivalrous to there partners. It’s just a sad state of affairs that man have been extra cautious about every little thing they do. In case it’s taken the wrong way by some intitled women just because she wants to post something bad about men on her social media account, to be on the current trend.

  • @antoineporche-rideaux4841
    @antoineporche-rideaux4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ? after you opened the door for your wife did she reach over and unlock the door for you

  • @SCharlesDennicon
    @SCharlesDennicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't forget, guys, that this skit is like fifteen to twenty years old, don't remember precisely... and it only got worse since!

  • @77Creation
    @77Creation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women definitely killed chivalry. But men grievously wounded it.

  • @sergiogarcia3730
    @sergiogarcia3730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He right and it is getting worse.

  • @warrendavis9262
    @warrendavis9262 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    But do you have a nice truck?

  • @mr.j3371
    @mr.j3371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First!

  • @petep5207
    @petep5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She was triggered....during the entire video...beginning to end...even the way she said goodbye

  • @grimmlight4541
    @grimmlight4541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Feminism 100% killed men being gentleman. I think your wife is finding some facts of men triggering.

  • @svthorasailing4868
    @svthorasailing4868 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women dress up for other men end of story,they want to be wanted.

  • @nabangshusinha1519
    @nabangshusinha1519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am just gonna say it. This woman did not enjoy this show.

  • @tonytodaro5431
    @tonytodaro5431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Truest things I ever heard

  • @jm-zf2gy
    @jm-zf2gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    chapelle's a f#cking genius

  • @speediepitstop1531
    @speediepitstop1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A woman yell at me because i held a door open for her, She said she did not need me or any man to open a door for her, So now i don't, women you're on your own

  • @allenvenegas1958
    @allenvenegas1958 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your wife needs to lighten up.