@error_intheraine THE THUMBNAIL AND SETUP REMINDED ME OF AN AD😭 I'm so stupid🥲 An advertisement of "How to Spot a Gay Person in the Wild" would be cool though
It’s actually super easy to spot a gay person, I see one in the mirror every morning. Also funny enough none of these fit me, I’m an incredibly stereotypically straight seeming dude.
I'm bisexual and fit literally none of these stereotypes but I keep getting clocked solely due to my vibes, I guess i'm too fruity to pass as a straight guy who dresses like a homeless man but never has been one 😔
As a pan enby he/they, I am sadly the exception to the gay mullet + flannel = lesbian, but I do have the beanie, pins, parts, dyed hair, mcyt merch I am literally wearing rn, and just about every other thing on this list...
Sometimes, i feel like we should bring flagging back, but w/o the sexual stuff. Like a bunch of queer people in a discord server, just deciding how to spot each other. Anyways neat video
I am proud to say that despite being a girl with long, un-died hair who wears skirts and doesn't wear plaid, I cannot remember the last time I was mistaken for being straight 😂😂
I thought i was safe from the gaydar until the "Pins on a messenger bag". I have a laptop bag that has quite a lot of pins on it and immediately had my fight or flight response triggered. It doesn't help my case that one of the pins is a progress flag.
“do they walk really fast? that’s gay” HOW DID YOU KNOW?? DO YOU HAVE LIKE GAY SPIDER SENSE OR SMTH BECAUSE IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CALL THAT OUT BUT IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE 90% OF THE TIME (i’m 90%)
my brother is cis male as well as straight, but definitely relates to a bunch of these. painted nails, dyed hair, not exactly that mullet look but it looks similar, he likes to wear colorful clothes, that EXACT cat ear hat/beanie that was shown, and a messenger bag he's not masculine really, but he is not gay or part of the lgbtq+ spectrum :P js saying that this isn't one HUNDRED percent accurate but i do agree with a lot of these for achieving the "gay" or more feminine look
People never even came to think I might be trans or something. I go to a catholic school and I legit had like this Afro with bangs with a ton bracelets freshmen year but it was kind of long as well as necklaces. Then in sophomore I had a wolf cut (my hair had grown out a bit) and I still wore all of those. Now I wear the guy school uniform (because someone I know lent to to me since they graduated but there really isn’t much of a difference apart from the sweaters) with my really short hair as in ear short with one earring and I’ll wear like one necklace. Like I legit don’t really look like a girl and people still are surprised to hear that I’m trans😭
Minecraft servers truly do fit that box,, I dunno what it is with like. married men with wives on Minecraft servers but they really do just start flirting uncontrollably with eachother (gestures to the one hour compilation of jimmy solidarity and Joel smallishbeans being weird; which speaking of yes I have watched the entire thing) anyways I like to think it is absurdly obvious that I am not cishet. mostly since vibes but I do have veery short hair so that’s gotta count for something. or I just give off ‘ totally supports you ‘ vibes because I’ve had way too many people come out to me within my lifetime that I feel like either a statistical anomaly or that I’m living in the queer capital of the world /silly
I have seen counter examples to all of these in the wild. Like, i’ve seen straight people with all of these and carious combinations of these. You can’t reliably tell.
this is coming from a former straight person who has been told about fifty times now, "you look gay" and twice on the bus "you look kind of bi", _they know it before you do_
I’m literally the opposite of the gay stereotype lmao, I don’t have the gay voice, my clothing is pretty basic, I don’t have wild hair (although I used to) and I’m just overall not very feminine💀
Dropping speedwalking right at the end *destroyed* me because there’s someone that works in my humanities building and when they go on break they zoom around campus once or twice at the speed of gay and I adore them.
@@sapphicsapphire82gays who don't know about Greece?!? WE NEED TO RESTORE OUR TRADITIONAL VALUES! BRING BACK GREEK MYTHOLOGY AND ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS
Best outro ever Theres a girl in my paleontology class which is my first sign, straight people seem much less likely to love dinos. But she is the prettiest person I have ever seen and I really want to at least talk with her- Any tips? She hasnt worn any of this that Ive seen but its been two weeks
Gem and Cleo are bi, and Cleo is nonbinary if I remember correctly Gem wears a “women want me, fish fear me” hat on her streams sometimes whatever tf ren and doc have going on is NOT straight The straightest one in the server is skizz imo
@@prof.reuniclus21 Right?? and then there's Joel and Etho too. And of course the fans just make it so much worse with fanart and compilations 😅 but it sure is funny to watch
@imMittensKitten Oh yeah, Etho sparks so much of it despite acting mostly straight. See: Joel and Bdubs fighting over horse-killing and both being obsessed with Etho
I have a gay mullet, black beanie with Shrek pin, cuffed jeans, gay vibes and a Technoblade shirt, obv I’m gay hehe. I’m also a very fast walker and u should definitely post more 👍
I was waiting for the one that would get me and it was the last one. Like okay, I own a messenger bag, and I own badges/pins, but those aren't on my messenger bag. They're on my admittedly gay leather jacket (That you failed to mention, so I get a pass), but then right at the end you like "Do they walk extremely fast? That's gay." and I'm just sat here like Oh shit, they got me.
Good job on deceiving the str8 with that one. They might actually believe it ! Of course they will never even come close to the arcane powers of our true gaydar.
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE MENTIONED My style is literally roaring 20's 80% of the time. I'm talking suspenders, old-style casual dress... how gay am I, bc I didn't find these in the video lmao I am also a woman if that affects gayness levels
I was scrolling and genuinely thought this was an advertisement and I was so confused for a second.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK ITS AN AD???????
@error_intheraine THE THUMBNAIL AND SETUP REMINDED ME OF AN AD😭 I'm so stupid🥲
An advertisement of "How to Spot a Gay Person in the Wild" would be cool though
LMAO ur good
@Jellzy_Daniella_AnimationsNO BC ME TOO😭😭😭
@@error_intherainethe thumbnail screams “Am I gay quiz” with those targeted ads idk why but it’s true
haha, I am invisible
"do they walk extremely fast? thats gay"
oh no
Girl what has that space bar done to you? You are going to punch a hole through your computer
check the description lol
You forgot one: aggressively slamming the space bar is extremely gay
Stop I do that 😭
so my geography teach is inexplicably gay then. that spacebar is TAKING it
GeoRainbolt: uhhhhh…
It’s actually super easy to spot a gay person, I see one in the mirror every morning.
Also funny enough none of these fit me, I’m an incredibly stereotypically straight seeming dude.
It happens haha
Relatable
i dont.
(because i hate my face and I'm afraid of mirrors :(
@pryanikmc dont be mean to yourself :((
@@pryanikmc 🫂 I used to be the same, but it’s so much better now. You can also overcome it
1. Look at the mirror
truth
This one worked
@HudsonDoesTH-cam Same
Help I did that and I saw a gay person what do i do
@ChickenNugget00 Run
As a bi dude, I feel so unseen, thank you, genuinely. Now I *know* i'm invisible to gay men, and I can rectify this issue.
This gives off the vibes of someone recorded the friend group presentation night
May or may not have made it for that purpose
step one: be gay
step two: gay gravity will assist you (experience)
0:38 CHARLIE “might look gay” IM CRYING 😭😭
I mean he does look queer
the aggressive space clicking is sending me for some reason
"If they walk extremely fast, that's gay"
Not me clocking in at 5-7 miles an hour 😅
With the cavetown photo I thought you were gonna say “if they listen to this dude, gay.” and I was like damn they got me😔
I mean…
I'm bisexual and fit literally none of these stereotypes but I keep getting clocked solely due to my vibes, I guess i'm too fruity to pass as a straight guy who dresses like a homeless man but never has been one 😔
Are we twins? I've literally been told I have a "homeless vibe"
(I just wear big raincoats and old flannels)
I guess so. Hello twin!
As a pan enby he/they, I am sadly the exception to the gay mullet + flannel = lesbian, but I do have the beanie, pins, parts, dyed hair, mcyt merch I am literally wearing rn, and just about every other thing on this list...
MCYT MENTIONED I LOVE EYOU SO MUCH
@@y0yle_st4rz..27OBJECT SHOW FAN???
Accuracy decreases exponentially when leaving America
Gay and european is essentially the same thing anyway
@7HEMUFFINMAN non quèlé êst dê pèrsôné bîsexûàlé :3
The Minecraft smp joke caught me off guard but also you’re absolutely correct lmao
Sometimes, i feel like we should bring flagging back, but w/o the sexual stuff. Like a bunch of queer people in a discord server, just deciding how to spot each other. Anyways neat video
so sad to be straight passing rn
Sometimes it's a good thing depending on the environment
REAL 😭 this video is making me sad that I can’t dress like that.
youre not
* Person with short hair and flannel *
The Lesbian Alex Hirsch is real
Alex Hirsch is an obvious feminist😏
It's official now. Alex Hirsch is a lesbian /j
no wonder everyone at school doesn’t suspect I’m bi or nb….. I literally have none of these (except the short hair)
If they:
Play Drums
Listen to Tally Hall
She's a certified GIRLKISSER
Meeee
Ah shit, I gotta lock in I don't look queer enough
You can also replace 'gay' with 'neurodivergent' and this video also fits perfectly
YES
Even if I don't fit any of these at the moment, it's kinda damning that my immediate reaction to the cat ear beanie was an excited "THEY HAVE THOSE?"
"Somebody might look gay" with slimecicle is killing me. At least he fit in at gay high school ig
Finally TH-cam recommended something useful to me
Real
Me, a lesbian, has 5-7 or 8 plaid flannels, an undershave hair cut, dyed hair, and my hair is also very short.
it’s so crazy how so many people are SO MAD about a joke 😭
I got here by searching "philza dies"
WAIT WHAT LMAO
I am proud to say that despite being a girl with long, un-died hair who wears skirts and doesn't wear plaid, I cannot remember the last time I was mistaken for being straight 😂😂
I thought i was safe from the gaydar until the "Pins on a messenger bag". I have a laptop bag that has quite a lot of pins on it and immediately had my fight or flight response triggered. It doesn't help my case that one of the pins is a progress flag.
“do they walk really fast? that’s gay” HOW DID YOU KNOW?? DO YOU HAVE LIKE GAY SPIDER SENSE OR SMTH BECAUSE IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CALL THAT OUT BUT IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE 90% OF THE TIME (i’m 90%)
A girl in my school passes 80% of these. (Yes she is gay).
I feel like I just got called out in 7 different languages-
You are gay
Ты гей
あなたはゲイです
Sie sind Homosexuell
That's it, I only speak 4
As a queer person who rarely tells people about being queer and surprises everyone I tell about it, I'm not too sure about this one XD
My issue is how all the cool queer metalheads/goths/punks only appear in the wild when I look like a kentucky fried rat 😔
I have a friend named Raine. He is very gay. He is my platonic wife. I swear I saw this video and thought he made it.
pretty good slideshow. was going to say i dont know why i was recommended this but I still got it, but I very much know why i was recommended this
my brother is cis male as well as straight, but definitely relates to a bunch of these. painted nails, dyed hair, not exactly that mullet look but it looks similar, he likes to wear colorful clothes, that EXACT cat ear hat/beanie that was shown, and a messenger bag
he's not masculine really, but he is not gay or part of the lgbtq+ spectrum :P
js saying that this isn't one HUNDRED percent accurate but i do agree with a lot of these for achieving the "gay" or more feminine look
As a straight guy, most straight people are pretty gay in my experience.
You forgot to mention lemon demon fans/people wearing lemon demon merch
People never even came to think I might be trans or something. I go to a catholic school and I legit had like this Afro with bangs with a ton bracelets freshmen year but it was kind of long as well as necklaces. Then in sophomore I had a wolf cut (my hair had grown out a bit) and I still wore all of those. Now I wear the guy school uniform (because someone I know lent to to me since they graduated but there really isn’t much of a difference apart from the sweaters) with my really short hair as in ear short with one earring and I’ll wear like one necklace. Like I legit don’t really look like a girl and people still are surprised to hear that I’m trans😭
philza minecraft mention, this video is off a great start
I feel targeted lmao
we know what you are
And we know what you are too
Gay :3
i will now try to look as gay as possible by following these steps
Minecraft servers truly do fit that box,, I dunno what it is with like. married men with wives on Minecraft servers but they really do just start flirting uncontrollably with eachother (gestures to the one hour compilation of jimmy solidarity and Joel smallishbeans being weird; which speaking of yes I have watched the entire thing)
anyways I like to think it is absurdly obvious that I am not cishet. mostly since vibes but I do have veery short hair so that’s gotta count for something. or I just give off ‘ totally supports you ‘ vibes because I’ve had way too many people come out to me within my lifetime that I feel like either a statistical anomaly or that I’m living in the queer capital of the world /silly
Minecraft is gay, noted.
I think I'll use this as a dress guide for the future.
“Mcyt merch” damn. I’ve been had.
As a bi woman with purple hair, I approve this message
you dont have to punch the spacebar 💀
Honestly I find it entertaining lol
I have seen counter examples to all of these in the wild. Like, i’ve seen straight people with all of these and carious combinations of these.
You can’t reliably tell.
I can tell if someone’s queer unless it’s someone I like, then I will never know :D hehehehaaAAAAAAAAHHHH-
Watching this rn to see why my friends keep calling me gay 😭
Have you found out? Share with the class
this is coming from a former straight person who has been told about fifty times now, "you look gay" and twice on the bus "you look kind of bi", _they know it before you do_
@@Catamaran226 I can confirm this.
Will this be on the test?
Totally not sending this to the GC and calling each person there my "sourdough bread buns"... Totally...
This feels like a video that would show up in a JSchlatt video
THANK YOU
Good thing that I don't fit in any of these categories, I don't want to be spotted in the wild
Did not expect the Philza then the Slimecicle THEN ALL THE MC SERVERS LMAOOOO
Im gay, and i can say that you can DEFINETLY spot one of use just by looking at us.
I’m literally the opposite of the gay stereotype lmao, I don’t have the gay voice, my clothing is pretty basic, I don’t have wild hair (although I used to) and I’m just overall not very feminine💀
I know what you are
I read the title as "How to spot a GRAY person in the wild" and was like "Does this person live on Mars or something?"
was NOT expecting mcyts when i clicked on this video wow
edit: i have short hair and a wardrobe full of plaid shirts. you've got me there
mullets doesn’t work as a tell in australia i’ll tell you that much for free
I feel... called out
Dropping speedwalking right at the end *destroyed* me because there’s someone that works in my humanities building and when they go on break they zoom around campus once or twice at the speed of gay and I adore them.
As a recently un-closeted queer woman I still dont know how to get a girlfriend 😭
1:13 egg man from the Sonic movies
So it's accurate then cause he was in love with his (male) servant in the movies 😎
I look so straight, it's ridiculous. I can't even change it. 😞
huh, so that's why people keep asking me if I'm gay
I dont understand what a lot of these even have to do with being gay. Some of these describe me and I'm straight (albeit very weird/neurodivergent)
0:45 * cries in closeted trans guy WHO DOESNT EVEN LIKE WOMEENN *
GAYYYYYYY
I wear shirts with Sappho references and poetry, but no one knows who she is, and it’s honestly kind of sad
:(((((( get more gay friends :(((((((
@ And the thing is, almost all of my friends are gay! They’re just mostly not lesbians and mostly not interested in poetry or Ancient Greece
@@sapphicsapphire82gays who don't know about Greece?!? WE NEED TO RESTORE OUR TRADITIONAL VALUES! BRING BACK GREEK MYTHOLOGY AND ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS
@@matiassanchez1362 100% agree!
i didnt know u could put pins on beanies omg!!!!
this comment reads like someone discovering a game mechanic they didn't know about (in a good way)
@ yes!!!! this is just a new crafting recipe, i have cat ear beanie and pins!! i will combine them!!
Best outro ever
Theres a girl in my paleontology class which is my first sign, straight people seem much less likely to love dinos. But she is the prettiest person I have ever seen and I really want to at least talk with her-
Any tips? She hasnt worn any of this that Ive seen but its been two weeks
Talk to her more, try to get the vibes honestly that’s all I can say, find stuff you have in common (DINOSAURS)
Thanks 🫡
I did not expected to see Philza minecraft here or any MCYT, so I got pleasantly jumpscared LMAO
Imagine being queer and watching this, cannot be me and my pfp...wait
but seriously SEND THIS TO JSCHLATT
P. S. Technoblade never dies
The way I nearly choked when I saw Hermitcraft pop up-
(it's true, it's sad and it's true, but it makes for good content you can't deny that)
real like theyre all so fruity for some reason 😭😭
Gem and Cleo are bi, and Cleo is nonbinary if I remember correctly
Gem wears a “women want me, fish fear me” hat on her streams sometimes
whatever tf ren and doc have
going on is NOT straight
The straightest one in the server is skizz imo
@@prof.reuniclus21 Right?? and then there's Joel and Etho too. And of course the fans just make it so much worse with fanart and compilations 😅 but it sure is funny to watch
@imMittensKitten Oh yeah, Etho sparks so much of it despite acting mostly straight. See: Joel and Bdubs fighting over horse-killing and both being obsessed with Etho
@@prof.reuniclus21 exactly lol. the dynamics are wild
“I hold these truths to be self-evident.” -Abraham Twinkoln
Step 1 look at a mirror
MCYT usually = queer
Couldn’t agree more in my entire life.
I have a gay mullet, black beanie with Shrek pin, cuffed jeans, gay vibes and a Technoblade shirt, obv I’m gay hehe. I’m also a very fast walker and u should definitely post more 👍
I ALREADY CHOKED AT SEEING SLIMECICLE AND THEN YOU SHOWED _THE MINECRAFT SERVERS-_
You posted this 2 weeks after my brother came out of the closet. Where was this tutorial when i needed it
I was waiting for the one that would get me and it was the last one. Like okay, I own a messenger bag, and I own badges/pins, but those aren't on my messenger bag. They're on my admittedly gay leather jacket (That you failed to mention, so I get a pass), but then right at the end you like "Do they walk extremely fast? That's gay." and I'm just sat here like Oh shit, they got me.
0:52 Bro im a lesbain and whilst i have long hair i literally wear a plaid hoodie everyday to school, you caught my ass 😭
I gasped as soon as cat beanies were mentioned as I was wearing one.. Now I wonder if people just think I'm gay- 😔 (I am)
Lmaooo slimecicle does look gay
True
Straight to the point bruh 😭
Not very straight tho
Not very straight tho
@@gronchiladas LMAO
Good job on deceiving the str8 with that one. They might actually believe it !
Of course they will never even come close to the arcane powers of our true gaydar.
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE MENTIONED
My style is literally roaring 20's 80% of the time. I'm talking suspenders, old-style casual dress... how gay am I, bc I didn't find these in the video lmao
I am also a woman if that affects gayness levels
Ong that twink or homophobic thing is so real!!!!
i didnt expect mcyts in this video, but i'll be honest, i should've
0:31 FATHER!
THE CROWS HAVE BEEN CALLED! REJOICE, FOR PHILZA HAS BEEN MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️‼️
CAAAAAAWWW ‼️‼️‼️‼️
@universodolucas6023 L_ ‼️ OWPLS ‼️
OURNA OURNA OURNA 🦅🦅🦅
a they/them raine in the wild? that i didn't know of before this? youtube has truly blessed my eyes and ears today.
truly im the queerest because on top of being extremely queer, other queer people can't clock me until I speak :3
for context I shave my head every other day and have a beard. the only hints people get are the fact that my ears are pierced
I don't fit any of these but I can easily be identified as gay. The pink fur coat definitely helps
2:10 idec about gay ppl now that i have seen that you included PERCY JACKSON PINS
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE???!??!!???
I love your profilepic so much ARGHHH ITS SO CUTE
Ah yes thanks for your information i will put this to use for my queer friend