Ryan's Rescue Squad is Worse Than You Can Imagine...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- In this video I review Ryan's Rescue Squad, the latest game in the Ryan Cinematic Universe. This video took a full 3 weeks to make because I wanted to completely revamp the script to make it something I'd be more proud of.
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Music Used (in order)
Flying Lotus
Title Screen - Mario Kart Wii
Swallowed by the Void - FNaF 6 OST
Toad Factory - Mario Kart Wii
Half Life 2 OST - Hazardous Environments
Vordt of the Boreal Valley
Pictochat
Link's Memories Mipha's Touch - Zelda BotW
Mario 64 - Big Boo's Haunt
Killing Floor - Containment Breach
It's just a burning memory
WarioWare Inc
Gangplank Galleon
Day of Chaos - Kevin Macleod
Angry Birds Epic - King Pig and his Manic Minions
Final Fantasy 7 - Victory Fanfare
Deku Palace - Majora'ss mask
Bad Piggies theme
Vs Susie
Worldcorp - Business Day (inst)
Prism Age - Plural
Blue Skies - Silent Partner
Dancing Polish Cow (instrumental)
Playlist with all T3rr0r music:
• Kevin MacLeod: There I...
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When old age gets to this kid, he's going to realize that his parents are exploiting and manipulating his poor soul. The parents are really at fault here.
Old age? He’s gonna be regretting this in a couple years! I guarantee it!
@@bluethelucario6194 wanna bet ?
On day we will get a family vloging like controversy. I wouldn't be surprised if his parents beat him if he didn't conform to the business.
Eh if you do a big research you can find out his parents are relatively loving
Yeah, imagine if his parents still make his own kid the peter pan of youtube
But for real thought, we got to do something to save ryan for being his parents puppet, the little guy deserves better 😥😥😥😥😥
Even terror hand has more personality than those soulless 3d models
Roasted 💀
*T3rr0r ToyZ Revel
Gus is way better! So much so that he has "Gus" on his shirt!
What they do my boy Gus the forklift driver?
“Inside the egg is a F U R R Y!“
Best line in the whole thing
I literally wheezed when I heard this line. I laughed so freaking hard 🤣
6:57
yep lol
Yippee
I do enjoy spending time in eggs
I'm curious as to how long Ryan has until the novelty wears off.
Like he's 11, so how long until puberty hits and Ryan stops being that cute kids that you can slap onto any and all merchandise.
Who will take over after him? His sisters? They don't seem that much younger than Ryan. Will he just continue through his teens? His twenties? His thirties?
Ryan is actually 10 and his birthday is October 19th 2011, but still your point stands
They probably have their bedroom prepared for when Ryan turns 13 years old
I started puberty at 10 so in theory he should be going through it at anytime.
His 80’s?
Honestly I’m waiting for Ryan to wake up and realize he’s a puppet and take his parents to court. (Or his parents are gonna crap another baby out to use)
Even T3rr0r's voice has noticable puberty changes than Ryan's aging.
Ryan has been 5 for like 10 years now
@@real944 It's like his parents make a deal with a witch to cast a spell on their son to make him immortal as possible.
T3rr0r is going to have fun with puberty good luck
@@mariomaster217 His lucky that he ain't a girl because that would be different horror story.
Trying to read this was genocide to my braincells
Can we just appreciate this man had the balls to buy this?
Yeah bro's balls are titanium
Let's just respect terror for wasting his time from ryan
yes
Amen brother
What type of milk ?
*ITS RYAN*
Nice try, i know its not 87 years its 1 hr
i just realized how this is a DIRECT CLONE of yoshi's wooly world, with the ball throwing mechanic, the aesthetics of each world are veeeery similar, and etc
hilariously uncreative!
yo just realized too
In other words, Ryan is a Yoshi OC
the mobile game (super spy thingy) is also a ripoff of Pokemon Unite
Do you think this kid will be sued by the big boys of Nintendo? That will be fucking hilarious if they did.
@@beadsontotes767 Nah, they can't really be sued for taking one gameplay element from Yoshi's Island. It'd be like Nintendo sueing SEGA for letting Sonic jump.
When Ryan becomes older and realizes his parents are exploiting him for money, then HOLY he’s gonna be angry as hell.
I hope he stands up to his parents and tells them to stop all of this manipulation. I'm on Ryan's side, NOT his parents
@@ThreeHeadedGhastyour fighting a fight that is not real
@@victorlolxd7347 That is true, but still: this whole thing need to be resolved.
@@ThreeHeadedGhastWhats the issue? He seems to enjoy being a super Star
@@ThreeHeadedGhast wasn't Ryan's choice that He wanted to be on youtube?
I genuinely feel bad for the teams that have to develop those games
To be fair, as long as they're paid well I see no issue.
They're living and sleeping in their owner's basement
E
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953?
@@lowercaseandall4651 ñ
Getting sucked into a video game is probably one of the most over used opening stories ever
True
True tbh, we need more creative opening stories.
Warioware GIT was the only game that did it right.
@@MamutaPWIP WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
@@MamutaPWIP _Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures_ did it pretty well too, to be fair. In short, a robot arm pulls him in by his balls! :v
6:57 “inside the egg is a furry”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😳💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can feel his mind deteriorating every time he does anything about Ryan's World
Mine does too honestly
Love how this game is a blatant imitation of Yoshi's Island with the throwable eggs, blocks to give you said eggs, ground-pounding, etc.
With a bit of DKC and Kirby mixed in
@@switchblade6 someone mod this game and Replace it with Mario and change the bosses and call it Super Mario:Yoshi's Island 3
Yea and all the yarn is the yoshi yarn game
in epic mickey there are these projector segments that are 2D.this game is like those segments had a collab with yoshi's island
Yeah I was checking if there was already a comment about this
8:27
Dark Titan:"while you were stuck here. . . you're channels are abandoned. . .open for new owners."
Combo Panda:"wa. . .wait. . .no way!. . .you mean. . .?!.I CANT SAY THE F WORD ANYMORE?!?."
Worse then death
Jokes aside, the art style of the cutscenes looks decent, even if it wasn't the best art style in the entire world.
Unrelated to the video, but your banner from the OVA is kind of funny to me.
I agree
i think they look much better than the 3d models
@@kaxcommentssomethingREAL ye
True, they make up for this shitty ass cashgrab
I am certain ryan's parents are gonna be in the bedroom faster than anyone can say a singular letter when he turns thirteen.
Yea
agree
What does it mean?
@@balsamon69 Do you want me to tell you why ?
@@rupeehyrulian5259 Sure go ahead
T3rr0r: There isn’t enough content in the game to warrant It’s own video.
Also T3rr0r less then a year later: Makes an eighteen minute video on the game.
Terror’s toy review is just howtobasic with commentary
10/10
Comparing the security breach cutscenes with these “things” is absolutely unfair. These look like clip art with no style or personality. The security breach cutscenes actually wanted to have personality and style.
"Music man" says matpat lol
🤓
Even Khyleri’s anime art has more personality and style than these awful cutscenes in this cashgrab.
dude the combo panda part "I CANT SAY THE F WORD ANYMORE?" (8:33) killed me looool
ryan is gonna have such a shit time when he actually becomes old enough to realise what he's been used for. imagine trying to get a job but everyone's like 'hey, weren't you from that kids toy channel one time' and never being able to escape from that.
It will be a never ending cycle of misery for the poor kid.
I can't believe Ryan throws lean eggs at his opponents in this game
People when they see the color purple
@@BritishRailClass47 its a joke
Lean addicction
I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@c0zmozys YOU DON’T LIKE LEAN LIKE I DO! I FUCKING LOVE IT!
Ryan's World is like a plague that infects everything it comes in contact with. For example stores that are infected have horrible Ryan merch like kinder egg ripoffs.
The game feels like a mashup of Kirby: Star Allies and Yoshi's Wooly World
Yes I was thinking the game was soooo Kirby the hole time I was watching this lol
That's legit an insult to Nintendo.
@@bonedude666 it wasn't supposed to be
Oddly enough yes
Also there are donkey kong elements (the canons and water levels look exactly like the ones from Donkey Kong Country)
For the whole video I thought: "Oh well it's a very basic kids game, I suppose a parent would like their kids to be entertained by it, even if it is simple"
Then I saw that it was 50 DOLLARS
Wth this isn't even worth $20.
@@sky-sx5gt bro I gotta get paid to play this shit
@@sky-sx5gt to be honest the game would even be worth it lf it was $1
I can see paying $20 for it, but no more.
@@Fuckoff08today no. 0.01§ would be worth it.
13:54 Ryan don’t worry I will save you *gets fucking killed*
Terror: sees Ryan
Ryan: hi
Terror: so you have chosen DEATH
Lol
@@SeigeGoat H
@@yourlocalrentpayer3368 Æ
Hello am a kid and you bullyed my favorite channel ryan
@@none2331 Cool
Fun fact: the R in "Ryan" stands for "racism"
Edit: stop replying to this comment the joke is not even funny anymore
No, it stands for "Ryan has a gun, so it's time for you to run"
nah it stands for "reta my lawyer told me to not end this joke
Racism toy review
No it stands for rapunzel cuz this is a ✨kid friendly channel✨ (joke)
Nah man, it stands for really bad "reviews"
10:45 Once again, welcome to (a definitely not forced) T3rr0rZ ToyZ ReviewZ!
THE GAME IS LITERALLY JUST YOSHI'S ISLAND AND YOSHI'S WOOLY WORLD THE WAY HE GETS EGGS FROM YOSHI'S WOOLY WORLD , THROWING EGGS FROM YOSHI'S ISLAND AND YOSHI'S WOOLY WORLD THE COLLECTIBLES AND THE FLOWERS FROM YOSHI'S ISLAND, LIKE GOD DAMN
no matter how hard we try, we can never really defeat the true magnum surperpower that is Ryan. will we ever ratio this young man? we may never know.
We can if we just grab his IP. :troll:
@@peashootz9917 no, doxxing and grabing people ip and leaking it is super bad
Nah, I blame his parents instead and any other TH-cam channel parents that use their kids for views in the same manner
@@peashootz9917 be humane he's only like 5
@@boopsdoops Stupid, He's like 12 now
Ryan stands for
Robberey
Yearning
Arsenic
Narcotics
A stands for arson
And n stands for narcissistic
Potentially horrible future ahead of him, the fact that the kid has his own video games is something I think we all wish we could have had when we were younger gamers.
12:44 I love his random break in character to ask if that's Sheldon
*"LET'S OPEN THE LAST ONE!!!!!!!!!"*
_"Is that fucking Sheldon?"_
And a nerd picture shows up for a split second, and I don’t like it
@@bastasbloodbathsandstuff2749 why don’t you like it?
@@bastasbloodbathsandstuff2749 it happens at 9:10 too
SHELDON J PLANKTON
Ryans rescue squad is basically, mostly, definitely a yoshi game but with a new coat of paint and worse!
New coat of lead paint
0:39 Combo voice acting fits very well 10/10
50fuck
Bad word
@Matias Aaron nah is neutral word
France
I guess iam cute
I would be willing to pay actual money for "T3rr0s Toy Review" to become an actual series, I'm not fucking joking, the end had me dying.
samee
The virgin ryans world vs the chad T3RR0RZ TOYZ REVIEWZ
@@Epicboy099 Fr, tho. That's where all that good shit is
@@caylenmosley2990 yes. You get these things that even ryan doesn't give you:
-awesome mic quality
-cool editing
-epic unboxing
-no cringe
-cool guy
-some grass that you can touch for free
-the milk that your dad was supposed to get at the store
@@Epicboy099 Now, I need that series! My dad's been at the milk store for about 65.5 years and I've been waiting for him since before I was just a sperm.
Fun fact: Ryan's mom was back in 2002 caught shoplifting at a mall and was arrested. And also...
E G G
terror:sees ryan
ryan:halo
terror:you will now die
camera man:*eating popcorn* this is fine
10:53 best dialog
fire beat 🔥🔥🔥
"Wa-wa-wa-shwo-wa-wa-wa"
Such isnpiring wrods
Let's hope that when Ryan grows up, they don't just throw him out. From the looks of it, it's gonna be another Sarah Lynn case
The guest's kid 1 milisecond later after bringing their toy to the dining table be like: 13:38
Ryan's Rescue Squad will definitely go down as one the games of all time.
let's gooo man, exactly what i thought
Pokémon rescue team is better (brand name which is Pokémon and Ryan, rescue, and a word for team) even though those are WAYYYY different
@Ink I was diagnosed with being morbidly obese by my doctor!😎
# morbiussweep
# ryansweep
*Oh god no*
13:07 this part had me dying😂
Yoyo YO SPACE RYAN CHILL
6:56 inside the egg is a furry
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
LMAO my brother said "what's her name then"
10:48 goofy ahh scream be like
What's that noise? AAAAAAHHGGGHHHYY
Remember kids, hurting people is ba-
*Gets run over*
I literally could not stop laughing
14:14 best battle scenes in the animes history
*oh noo...*
@@clmasterisanimated "OH, OKAY KIDS!111!!, BEFORE RYAN SHOOTS ME TO DEATH IN COLD BLOOD I NEED A WEAPON TO DEFEND MYSELF!!!111!!!!"
@@Esquizo726( get a bobux gun) ...i hate you all
@@Esquizo726"i hate you all...."
@@Golden_Freddy1987
*Heavy fast panting*
"Okay here's the gun time to shoot Ryan!"
This game just seems like a combination of yoshi’s island and donkey kong country returns but way worse
It's even worse that they want $50 for the game..
@@sky-sx5gt that’s more expensive than Tropical Freeze. An actual good platformer for the same system that is legitimately light years better than this game
And Kirby Return To Dremland Sonic Colors And New Super Mario Bros U
Fun fact: the purple eggs are made from LEAN
you think with all of money that his parents make from ryans world, you think that it would be more high quality
His parents are greedy scums. They only gave them enough money for them to work with, not make it high quality
Yeah
10:32
If anyone recognised that it was X-Drill from Skylanders, then you're a legend
Me I recognized him😁 I played all the skylanders games
I remember him.
He is literally the video game version of the "top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss" meme.
me too that singing chad bro
Thanks bro
I know him
Can’t wait for terror toyz reviewsz to come out with a FULL CHANNEL!
10:59 youtube kids at 3am be like
As a Rubik’s cuber, the cube at 1:13 is painful to look at, with the corner having two reds and the 2 bottom centers both being yellow. If you don’t know why this is bad, good for you.
Yes, I would love to solve an impossible scramble
Also I'm not that good of a cuber
But I don't think two centers of a cube should be the same color
I’m so glad I’ve found some fellow cubers in the comments, that cube deeply hurts me inside
@@thaiisfood nice, what’s your pb?
@@danmanproking2179 9.something, tis been a while since I’ve seriously cubed (also I use roux). Wbu?
@@thaiisfood 16.7. I only started half a year ago, use CFOP, and average 25-28. :)
11:12 best part XD
Let’s all hope that T3rr0r doesn’t have nightmares about Ryan.
True
He doesn't have nightmares but he do got that PTSD.
Surprised he didn't mention it's a yoshi's island clone
It's probably because it was kinda obvious
11:45 why is that so funny 😂
Idk
Bro, sounds like the Mario thing
@@Mr.Exhibitbowser right?
I feel like every time Terror makes a Ryan’s world video his sanity decreases
Does anyone notice how miserable and scared his voice was at 12:57?
his being held by Ryan ofc his scared💀
Ryan is holding him gunpoint 🦑🔫👦
T3rror: does a toy review
His hands:
I’ve met Ryan before, and he looked really sad. I saw him on the street because he lives near me. I feel bad for the kid.
Is that true or fake
@@SeigeGoat it’s true
@@lilpiggy45 OH NO HE IS ON SLAVERY ON HIS PARENTS TO FORCE TO MAKE A MONEY FOR THEM
@@SeigeGoat I guess
Does he know he's being used for money?
While I agree the cutscenes does look similar, please do not compare the security breach cutscenes to... this abomination.
Good video, tho !
Argeed
All they really have in common is that they are both comics. One actually has a unique artstyle inspired by dark comics from the 1950’s and some animation. (I would prefer it if they were fully animated though)
protect the fnaf at all cost
Fnaf sb and ryan games are similar in quality
@@JHWaWa that's just disrespectful
“I CANT SAY THE F WORD ANYMORE?!” got me rollin on the floor
Thank you T3rr0r, whenever you upload my dad comes back with the milk
Ur luckeh
I never understand this joke
@@nuchareepitakkanchanakul6519 ok the the Joke is when the mom is pregnant the father goes out and buy "milk" it turns out he never come back for short the father abandon his family
@@jamesadrian4963 zzzzzzz
Sad that the final of it makes him go get cigarette
I like how in 13:28, subtitles literally thought is that the space ryan gonna shit at king ryan's face.
No, at smelly rhyme
Honestly 2 things I would improve are different enemies for each level (like Dinosaurs for prehistoric) and a giant robot for the final boss that would go like this: each cannon is controlled by one of the 3 characters while the 3rd is controlling the torso, so you have to avoid lasers from the said cannons. Then they'll slam down hoping to hit the player. You have to dodge that slam and then the cannon gets stuck to where you have to ground pound the pilot of the cannon (same with the other cannon but on the opposite side). Then the torso pilot will switch the torso backwards and use the arms as legs in a way comparable to a crab. The final phase will be the remaining robot that will shoot slow missles that you jump on to break the target system so it will hit the the pilot of the torso. You would have to do this 3 times to finish the boss.
BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE GONNA TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
This gives me crash bandicoot/Mario hybrid vibes, I honestly wanna see how you would remake this game (like if you were to ever remake it).
Can we get all of our favorite furry artists to draw that furry and send it to Ryan’s parents and management? That would be very cool
honestly the only time they would know if we show them the cat furry girl to them.
Favorite furry artist? Non of them are good
You see the joke is that I don’t like furries
Look, Ryan and his games has never made anything of quality that's "decent" but we don't need all of r34 and deviantart to traumatize him, especially NOT NOW, at least wait until he's a little bit older.
11:10 my dreams be like:
Agree
@@CGARFCommanderBridge I also agree
Are you mentally okay
@@a_drippy2921👍
T3rr0r’s Toy Reviews is far better than Ryan’s Toy Reviews
I was actually shocked at how good the cutscenes in Super Spy Ryan looked, then I remembered how much money this little bastard has and I was no longer surprised.
The only thing i like about Ryan's World is that pink cat girl because she looks cute while all the other characters look stupide.
Same
Also Her Name is *Alpha Lexa* BTW
Cuz Roblocs Player
She is awful unlike Anime Cat girls
I remember when my brother also accidentally chanted an ancient incantation and re-summoned my father, and then he started to beat me with a dead snake. 😭
Wondering what're they gonna do when he gets older
More children
@@Miguel_7607 the more older the more children friendly
Yeah but the sad truth is, ryan is probably going to be replaced, by another kid, as his mom, only cares for the money
@@Ericskykid Don't forget that his mom had a criminal record
@@Ericskykid what about the father
8:34 *”I can’t say the f word anymore?”*
Got me laughing
As a father of a small child I've recently came across ryans world and it makes me laugh seeing how hes almost a teenager at this point but has to act like a child still for his core audience. I just imagine the pill addicted mom and cuckold dad standing behind the camera with a bamboo stick ready to beat him if he goes off script. I give it 5 more years before he finds out his parents spent all the millions he made and he ODs on fent before his 16th birthday.
8:34
I laughed so hard, I did not see that coming XD
I cant say the f word anymore😭😭😭😭😭
@@person-ey5dd top 10 saddest anime scenes
He cant say the f-word anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Props to this guy for STILL PLAYING THESE GAMES.
14:50
The smile terrified him. The smile terrified him and you’re laughing.
I wanna see the day where this guy is a fully grown adult and is still making toy reviews
14:43 Good thing it's a boxy buster it does like over 1000 damage if you hit a headshot.
I used to watch this channel alot when I was around 5, this dude was my child hood, but now I’m older and I have learned more.
2025 be like: Five Night At Ryan's.
Fr
He better be prepared,to meet a certain someone.
11:36 is just like a HowToBasic video lmao
Ye
I find it funny that people hate on people wasting food in shorts but not in videos
@@Voidheaded_Jewel fr tho
More like a max moefoe video
Inside the egg is a furry was the best quote to ever exist
6:57 moment
I’m assuming the coders had to do this during the deadline because that’s the only explanation on why almost every enemy, platform, and poor mechanics exist.
(10:53) Ryan sounds like he came from banjo kazooie in this part and I don't know why.
Nah, he ate an animal crossing character
@@idrinksinkwater7602 no it sounds like fnf
Watching the toy review segments at 240p makes it even better
6:57 Unironically, the cat character may actually have the best design
@oliver pacheco uwu
@@shelster374 bruh november 27th was 24 days ago
yeah but still it is a furry
Nah, it's just a generic furry design
11:28 completely said something different here
Son: Mom, can we get Mario?
Mom: No, we have Mario at home.
Mario at home: 0:59
4:30 I love the everywhere at the end of time refrence
What's that again?
That ending scene with T3rror’s toy reviews was brilliant. True masterful cinema.
You're choice of switch games is perfection.
Ryan is T3rror's ultimate enemy. their battle shall be legendary!
RYAN IS DEAD
5:11
R U L E R
⠀
Yes finally
these toy reviews are mockery of content farm toy reviews and I love it
12:00 this is the funniest thing i have seen in year's everything is perfect
Why do we have the same name, i might change it tho
@@LordReaperus-memes ok
@@PoisonIvory088 yeah i changed my name lmao