Name a better movie line, i always quote this line at every thanksgiving and everyone immediately starts bawling their eyes out, at the mear disappointment bill gates was feeling.
i love that that guy apparently does bill gates impressions for a living but he can't rattle off some coherent computer jargon for 10 seconds without trailing off
I love how Ronnie Depp is just wearing clothes that Johnny Depp would wear in his daily life, this is not what Johhny playing an actual character would wear lol
+Jesus H. Christ he another episode where the pretended a big hollywood movie was being shot outside the store so people would go in annd buy items. He gave the public roles as extras buying souvenirs with their own money. The movie was a hoax to increase sales
DWYERtobinFC i am aware of that, my bruh. I'm a huge fan of the show. I just love the quote because that notion doesn't make any sense in the context of the film's plot.
Jayykub757 dude, i know. i just pointed it out because as i said, i love the quote and think it's hilarious. most people are not dumb and get things. people in youtube have no common sense
Later in the episode he realizes the movie has to win an award to be considered legit so he enters it into a local film festival and it goes home empty-handed so then he creates his own film festival with only one other youtube video as its competition and he wins haha
the real shocker was when it beat out Me Farting On Command! Not ashamed to say that I spent about 10 minutes trying to sift through farting videos on youtube to find that video.
everything about this is gold from Bill Gates to the cheeky look after that kiss scene, the exhaustive customers list in the credits I tell you, everything
+Максим Щербань, the stomach is a muscle. And she is probably referring to her abdominal muscles which are often referred to colloquially as "stomach muscles." Do you even pedantry, brah?
The funniest part of all the souvenir shop content is the Bill Gates impersonator not being able to say a single line about computers or Windows that sounds remotely organic. That's truly an incredible feat and it makes me laugh hard every single time
Why is this film on the Comedy Central channel? This 3 minute short had more riveting suspense, drama, and romance than every summer blockbuster I've seen this year in the theaters combined.
Nathon is like a mind controlling alien who is controlling everyone to bend to his emotionless whims. He makes the shoppers pay, the actors dance, and the audience laugh.
“Everyone wanted souvenirs so they could remember the Earth” Love how unbelievable convoluted all Nathan’s schemes are, but then how utterly lazy tying into the souvenirs is haha.
It’s got everything: mystery, romance, suspense, action, consumerism, themes of love and regret, nihilistic redemption (“We’ll all be dead in five minutes,”) and Johnny Depp. What else could you ask for?
Here's my pitch - "The Web: Remastered", starring Nathan Fielder, the actual Johnny Depp and Bill Gates (he did stuff like this for MS all the time), and Susan Sarandon as Officer Suzanne. Several other A-listers in the extras roles, plus the actual manager as himself.
@@MC-mh2ju Hopefully, they'd make a theme park, cartoon prequel, and a few spinoff series. The toys would probably be OK, but we're not likely to get a Kip bobblehead that speaks profane insults.
Everyone wanted souvenirs to remember the earth.
And people were sad.
And an angry mob formed up
The odds of we stopping this asteroid were slim
“Asteroid access granted..
..trajectory has been reprogrammed”
I did it!
The owner is actually a pretty decent actor.
Michael Ian Ross lol I was thinking the same thing
Michael Ian Ross except the redhead girl
Michael Ian Ross That’s Johnny Depp.
the only one
So is Nathan's ordinary real girlfriend
"What have I done wrong? I can't believe this. I've worked so hard to get this computer project going."
Remy Gaulin this is unheard of.
*I've worked so. Hard.
I'm still dying laughing
Name a better movie line, i always quote this line at every thanksgiving and everyone immediately starts bawling their eyes out, at the mear disappointment bill gates was feeling.
When we first founded Microsoft, the computers were huge
that speed-walking extra is the best
Stephen Mesaros LMFAO ikr
and he incorporated his frenzy into the script this madlad
I’m usually not a fan of Johnny Depp movies, but this one turned me around. I really liked it
It's not johnny depp
@@SavestaMonster oh really??
Probably because he was finally playing a character other than a slacker (a hacker).
@@SavestaMonster I know that’s what people have been saying. Because he’s playing the role so well
Connie Depp, am i right? @@SavestaMonster
"Everyone wanted souvenirs so they could remember the Earth" a surprisingly poetic and haunting sentiment. Another beautiful film, Nathan
'Crap, I have a Girlfriend'
I saw this comment the exact moment the video said it!
Same here
That sly smile he gives to the camera when he leaves his girlfriend is priceless
@@WintersNstuff LOL!
This is perhaps the greatest piece of art in human history.
I'm a hacker mel, not a slacker
Whatever grandma
@@vinny5727 alright...it's hacking time"
*funky music cue*
“Thank you, have a good day”
Hey Boss, did you see this?
"I've worked so hard to get this… computer project going."
i love that that guy apparently does bill gates impressions for a living but he can't rattle off some coherent computer jargon for 10 seconds without trailing off
I love how Ronnie Depp is just wearing clothes that Johnny Depp would wear in his daily life, this is not what Johhny playing an actual character would wear lol
LOL
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
So you know him personally?
@@erikscherer5876 do you know a character Johnny has played that dresses like that
@@laurenbarber8579 The one in the video
"people wanted souvenirs so they could remember the earth"
fucking what? lol
+Jesus H. Christ earth = LA
+Jesus H. Christ he another episode where the pretended a big hollywood movie was being shot outside the store so people would go in annd buy items. He gave the public roles as extras buying souvenirs with their own money. The movie was a hoax to increase sales
DWYERtobinFC i am aware of that, my bruh. I'm a huge fan of the show. I just love the quote because that notion doesn't make any sense in the context of the film's plot.
Jesus H. Christ that's the point
Jayykub757
dude, i know. i just pointed it out because as i said, i love the quote and think it's hilarious. most people are not dumb and get things. people in youtube have no common sense
Later in the episode he realizes the movie has to win an award to be considered legit so he enters it into a local film festival and it goes home empty-handed so then he creates his own film festival with only one other youtube video as its competition and he wins haha
The TH-cam video is 90 seconds of a dude farting too
+SuperFly25 :D The festival is called ELAIFF Eastern LA international film festival...hilarious
+Renato Sáenz lol
god this is so inline with literally everything he does on this show
The sad part about that is that he could do it if he wanted to
2:16 He looks at the camera like "yup, that just happened"
+trapiac I fucking lost it bro i literally had to stop the video i was laughing so hard. I need a .gif of this.
discord.gg/0xV1UPonAOQZ1iyR
Nioce
LMFAOO I NEVER NOTICED
this movie deserves an award!
i think it won best picture in the east los angeles international film festival
thats a pretty prestigious and sought after award
the real shocker was when it beat out Me Farting On Command!
Not ashamed to say that I spent about 10 minutes trying to sift through farting videos on youtube to find that video.
hockeyman1o1
same here. no luck for me at least
This 3 minute video is actually better than some film festival movies I've seen.
I love that they left in the “go ahead” at the red head girls part. Amazing
I love how everyone else is a professional performer, but the best acting is by the store owner... Just wow
"Better tell Kip"
"People wanted souvenirs so they could remember the earth... People were sad."
You're tearing me apart Nathan!
I DID NAWT HIT HUR I DID NAWT
discord.gg/0xV1UPonAOQZ1iyR
How's your sex life?
Oh hai mark
Wow I thought they were toast when Officer Susan almost busted them
I busted a nut when officer Susan came.
@@denimchicken104 ok
Hahahaha
go ahead
oh, no leads yet, at all…so…
They had a johnny depp impersonator dressed up as johnny depp playing a hacker..i'm effing ded
Those hacking scenes are more realistic than ones from Hollywood.
what do you expect, it is done by a hacker, not a slacker..
Kevin Kim It’s hacking time!
Kevin Kim It’s hacking time!
"A winner!"
--The Diarrhea Times
Yessaaaa
The Diarrhea Times is a Democrat propaganda rag.
🤣✌️😂✌️🤣
That's a legit news publication
everything about this is gold
from Bill Gates to the cheeky look after that kiss scene, the exhaustive customers list in the credits
I tell you, everything
This isn't good. I'm running out of Nathan for you vids to watch.
+Jason Long watch the show, you tube vids are just clips of full episodes
+Liam Timbrell where. They don't always run on Comedy Central.
He has a bunch of segments from This Hour Has 22 Minutes. It's pretty much a Canadian Daily Show and he used to be a correspondent on it.
actualy it was his intention .. it is a joke inside a joke and u watch last part of it, so without previous parts u can't really understand it ;)
iTunes
I love that little look Nathan gives before he walks away after the kiss
Lollllll I never noticed this
This had me laughing so hard my stomach muscles hurt.
im a muslim
Ellie, your stomach has no muscles.
same, this is the funniest fraud case I have ever seen
+Максим Щербань, the stomach is a muscle. And she is probably referring to her abdominal muscles which are often referred to colloquially as "stomach muscles." Do you even pedantry, brah?
@@hwago123 How did that work out for you?
"The Web" it took twelve years to make.
+William Bennett It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on
TWELVE YEARS! YOU SEE THEM GROW UP ON SCREEEENNNN
_IT BROKE NEW GROUND!_
Oh no, my worlds are colliding... much like that asteroid almost did
It may have gone too far in a few places...
The store owner is surprisingly actually the best actor
People were racing to get supplies is the most genius tie in of them all
I can't believe this won the prestigious ELAIFF over "Me Farting On Command." Just a moral failure on the part of Crayton Smith.
Me Farting On Command's production is sub-par compared to The Web
hey can anyone give me the link of "me farting on command"? i can't find it on youtube!
Now you see why he wasn't credited on Bonnie and Clyde.
Stephen Deagle had big money riding on Me Farting On Command but the integrity of the ELAIFF Academy won over his greed.
Im wondering the reaction of the people in the souvenir shop after seeing this movie. D
lol same that has to be a huge kick in the nuts for them
Well they still got on TV so that's something
Well, he wasn't lying....
T
Honestly though, I would rather have that than an actual movie.
lol, when he looks back at the camera after "kissing" the girl all like "yeah you saw that shit"
how did he get bill gates to actually act in this?
the guy looks nothing like bill gates
TheGoodChap Bill Gates doesn't look like Bill Gates? Logic fail.
Bayview, it's an impersonator
Robert Williams you sure?
Max Kennedy It's CGI.
Probably one of Johnny Depp's most poignant roles. He should have gotten a Grammy for this one.
totally agree with this
A six bagger for sure
The Johnny Depp guy was surprisingly convincing as a hacker.
"aaaalright, it's hacking time"
oh my god, this is one of the funniest shows in a long time. please never cancel this show.
jared quince I have bad news for you
@@TheBlueTeddys fortunately we can say the show never had a bad episode.
well it wasn't cancelled, it was discontinued
Oof
The look that Nathan gives the camera after that kiss is one of the funniest moments in television history.
I love how much goes on right after he says "We'll all be dead in 5 minutes."
The funniest part of all the souvenir shop content is the Bill Gates impersonator not being able to say a single line about computers or Windows that sounds remotely organic. That's truly an incredible feat and it makes me laugh hard every single time
Why is this film on the Comedy Central channel? This 3 minute short had more riveting suspense, drama, and romance than every summer blockbuster I've seen this year in the theaters combined.
2:17 That smirk. What a player.
The abrupt ending made me cry laughing. This show is phenominal.
I’m so happy that the chick actually got to be in this film. Poor girl got scammed so much money I felt bad
theyre reimbursed the moment they step out of the shot
"I hacked faster than I ever hacked before"
Crazy how this masterpiece was only made to avoid a misdemeanor or felony charge for fraud. Johnny Depp was brilliant in this.
Gonna tell my kids this was Don't Look Up
"Time is now. Start the day. Protect the Gold. Get under way". Should be the theme to all ending credits.
I’d love to know what that song is
Probably something royalty free.
As I drove home, I finally understood what it felt like to be a tourist, going somewhere with so much hope and leaving with nothing but a souvenir.
Nathon is like a mind controlling alien who is controlling everyone to bend to his emotionless whims. He makes the shoppers pay, the actors dance, and the audience laugh.
I would easily watch a 10 hour miniseries about these characters
“Everyone wanted souvenirs so they could remember the Earth”
Love how unbelievable convoluted all Nathan’s schemes are, but then how utterly lazy tying into the souvenirs is haha.
Every bit of this is iconic. Those extras must be proud
The web is such a classic when he said “it’s hacking time” I just knew it was going to be Oscar worthy
Oh shit starring Nathan,Johnny Depp and Bill Gates.
@2:27 “people were racing to get supplies”🤣
Personally I thought the documentary "Me farting on command" should have won the east los Angeles international film festival
This is my favorite movie. It has everything!
I'm a hacker, not a slacker
If Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen teamed up to make a movie
@Day Mier Holland why
@Day Mier Holland Neal is for real.
Let’s be honest, this plot made infinite more sense than the room with infinite less plot holes. 😂
I unironically love this movie
1:49 love the lame titanic-like flute music.
I was thinking Bravehart.
It is Titanics music, just distorted
Truly a modern masterpiece, 10/10.
I like how he put in a girlfriend role just so he could get an awkward kiss in
Johny Depp really outdid himself with this movie ! It was an absolute blast! 👏 👏
The Bill Gates impersonator is the best.
It's the real bill gates dumby
Hacker literally said “it’s hacking time” 😮
I'm a hacker man - not a slacker
Dang, customer #78 was a pretty good actor. The way he bought that souvenir piece... unheard of.
Its amazing to see that Bill Gates still works on the first computer he had built
no, the first computers he built were the size of a room.
If the owner of the shop didn't let Nathan in the first place, This piece of art wouldn't exist. Big thanks to him.
this last video is the icing on the cake to the first two parts of the souvenir shop. just fucken brilliant.
I can't believe Nathan got Johnny Depp to do this bit.
This is the best thing I've seen in ages.
This should have won tons of awards.
It's nice of Nathan to give officer Suzanne some dialogues 😂
It’s got everything: mystery, romance, suspense, action, consumerism, themes of love and regret, nihilistic redemption (“We’ll all be dead in five minutes,”) and Johnny Depp. What else could you ask for?
I get such Threat Level Midnight vibes from this. Waiting for them all to break into The Scarn dance 🕺
Can this show get any better
and this was Johnny Depp's forth Oscar nomination and first win. Thank you Nathan
I visited LA Fame last year. A different guy was working, but I did buy a mini Oscar statue.
The director must've graduated with really good grades
Nathan Fielder is my new favourite human.
2:15 Nathan looking directly at the camera and smiling
I love the way Nathan's brain works.
adding a flute to the girlfriend scene was a nice touch. My heart will go on ~
Neronian Diamanti thanks for the info! Cool to know that kinda stuff
Still a better film than 90% of what is coming out of Hollywood.
someone only knows michael bay
I can't wait for the sequel. "The Web 2.0."
so 'Don't Look Up' is basically just a remake
I don't think I've laughed at something this much, but when he made this film, I died of laughter.
Damn I was so captivated by this masterpiece that I didn't notice the camera guy @ 2:28 Lmfao
lmao. can't be unseen.
I loved the part when the hacker said "it's hacking time" and saved earth
Bill Heath gets me every time
I love that the asteroid is running off of windows 95
Allison and Nathan obviously have some good chemistry
This show is pure genius
That redhead man. That redhead.
yes...
I don't see him...
I wouldn't mind hacking into her pants OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
TheBlueSpirit3 That was a very good one.
she has a name. its officer suzanne
Here's my pitch - "The Web: Remastered", starring Nathan Fielder, the actual Johnny Depp and Bill Gates (he did stuff like this for MS all the time), and Susan Sarandon as Officer Suzanne. Several other A-listers in the extras roles, plus the actual manager as himself.
Disney will produce this film with a budget of $200,000,000.
@@MC-mh2ju Hopefully, they'd make a theme park, cartoon prequel, and a few spinoff series. The toys would probably be OK, but we're not likely to get a Kip bobblehead that speaks profane insults.
The smile at the end of the kiss scene.