I mean, it is Blarg? What do you expect? An Arab to come in peace? SLM may mean peace, but it sure doesn't come with it. But I have to agree with him, if they ain't at least fucked up, then it ain't entertaining, hence why I never watch sport on the TV, not barbaric enough. Soccer would be improved if everyone was given an axe.
@@livedandletdie may I introduce you to Elizabethan England football. there were no rules, 150 odd people would be on the court at all times, and many got trampled, it was the epitome of chaotic
I'd do that racing for free. Looks like hell of a lot of fun, I mean, painful, but just imagine it's the only sport you can be dead drunk and compete in, and you're not even at a disadvantage.
As someone from Britain once said "The british are bad in sports. So they invent their own sports and are the champions in that sport, until someone from another country comes in and becomes the new champion."
I once ran middle school cross country and took a fall on one of the most boring courses. There was a single downhill and I managed to roll down it, recover, and continue running as though nothing noteworthy had occurred.
Really missed the opportunity here to watch Englishmen running down a fucking hill chasing after a wheel of cheese. This shit is insane and they're literally bouncing their asses down when they trip.
Competitive wife carrying is also in the states. My state does it, and it’s big for a lot of people. There’s a news story about it every year when it starts, and they allow girlfriends instead of wives.
Should look at the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling comp Basically, a load of people line up at the top of an extremely long, extremely steep hill and… chase a cheese wheel down it. No protection, no safety, just pure will (and a waiver). Obv quite a few injuries, but seeing these people just fly down the hill is quite entertaining. All for a massive wheel of cheese. Worth it!
I just wanna say… THANK GOD!!!! I exist in the same timeline as blarg because I am about to piss myself from laughing way too damn hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “LOOK AT THIS FINE SPECIMEN!!”
When I was at the bar with my mate one day I saw on one of the TVs "cow chip throwing" where they competed on how for they could throw hardened cow patties
That same video there's a guy on a pink 4 wheeler that does a front flip and the whole thing just explodes under him. Must have missed it in the skipping. Its one of the best moments of that video.
The wife carrying originated from finland I think. The winner gets the wife's weight in beer.
Oooh, I might not like most alcohols but that's a good challenge.
Living in Finland here: that's correct.
Now I understand why it started. Beer is a great motivator.
A finn here, yes it originated from our alcholic ancestors
Worth it
That barbie racing thing was actually very entertaining
I remember watching those videos in school
I was laughing my ass off
It’s really fun to do tbh
Im from ohio the most southern northern state and i really feel people miss out in this stupid fun because they wanna judge.
Me and my friends use to do that in our parking lot
When his steering wheel popped off I was laughing so hard
That's a absolute classic
Me in the crash
That was the funniest part😂
Ze steering ist kaput
Blarg's sport of bombing things is the most cursed
pfft that's not cursed
@@cesj1 as long as it’s in the name of allah it’s blessed
@@Leo25059 *allah
"They somehow convinced a priest to do wife carrying."
Its a school
Yeah my old school
When did they do this
as a Brit I can confirm Britain doesn’t exist. We are mythological, like the Easter Bunny or the Dentist.
wait dentists aren't real?... WHO PUT METAL IN MY MOUTH?! WHY IS- WHAT
That was an orthodontist not a dentist they are pretty rare buy not mythical like dentist
@@lizadblizad8467 IT WAS ME!
We hide in the shadows waiting
who the fuck gave my braces to cure my case of english then?
I wonder how many of the Goons would participate in the Barbie Jeep races. I mean we know one that would right off the bat, they are his people.
Bitch cmon all of them would sponsor it and also participate its the goons were talking about here
"I don't want to see people succeed i want to see people die"
I mean, it is Blarg? What do you expect? An Arab to come in peace? SLM may mean peace, but it sure doesn't come with it. But I have to agree with him, if they ain't at least fucked up, then it ain't entertaining, hence why I never watch sport on the TV, not barbaric enough. Soccer would be improved if everyone was given an axe.
@@livedandletdie may I introduce you to Elizabethan England football. there were no rules, 150 odd people would be on the court at all times, and many got trampled, it was the epitome of chaotic
Blarg: everybody’s as white as the back of the poptart.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then when he sees a person of color he says “look at this specimen”😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It blows my mind how he can come up with these things off the top of his head.
I feel represented, wife-carrying is from my home country and I was gonna suggest it last time lmao
“Now pile drive her into the ground” ahahahahahaha had me dying. It really felt like matt was disappointed that it didn’t end like that.
As someone who lives in the UK, I have literally never heard of this shit and I’m questioning what fucking areas this shit is happening in
Farm land in the countryside basically
@@phantomsamurai4400 im from the country side and i aint never heard of this shit bruh
@@kryptonikhd3550 same
@No same.
neither did I
This series is just adding to my bucket list. I must attend these events before I die.
the sequel we all secretly wanted
*Y E S*
“Last time I ate shit was at a strip club… And her name was Candy” is what the announcer said 😂
Actually he said "I remember the last time I was eating Candy I was in a strip club"
That proposal was like if one of the Barbie truckers showed up in an SUV.
I'd do that racing for free. Looks like hell of a lot of fun, I mean, painful, but just imagine it's the only sport you can be dead drunk and compete in, and you're not even at a disadvantage.
As someone from Britain once said "The british are bad in sports. So they invent their own sports and are the champions in that sport, until someone from another country comes in and becomes the new champion."
Not ganna lie that power wheel shit looks fun as hell
Where’d you propose to her again? “At the UK Wife Carrying Championship Race.”
12:40 Black guy, literally one of the two people in frame, right in the center.
Blarg: "Look at the corner! There's a black guy!"
I once ran middle school cross country and took a fall on one of the most boring courses. There was a single downhill and I managed to roll down it, recover, and continue running as though nothing noteworthy had occurred.
MOM GET THE FROG BATH READY, BLARG UPLOADED
Frath
The Mustang crashing into crowds joke had me dyin bro
@dradog2002 lmao 💀
7:40 has me dying laughing “got the most strategy” just rolls on his fucking face 😂
Judging by the way the -people ran, I'd say drinking before driving is actually a requirement for barbie jeep racing
1:28 😂 re wind a little and then look at his wife’s face 😂😂 why is she so happy about that
The whole backwoods barbie jeep shit is fun as hell though. Just people out drinking enjoying the good outdoors with friends and family.
Really missed the opportunity here to watch Englishmen running down a fucking hill chasing after a wheel of cheese. This shit is insane and they're literally bouncing their asses down when they trip.
Link?
Seeing Zac and Jay, and Max Fosh appearing in the background of the Wife Carrying on Blarg's channel is a crossover I never thought I'd see
9:07 the only mustang joke I've ever actually laughed at
ive been binge watching these videos for like a good couple hours now and they have restored my will to live thank u blarg
Competitive wife carrying is also in the states. My state does it, and it’s big for a lot of people. There’s a news story about it every year when it starts, and they allow girlfriends instead of wives.
“he’s a crowd killer” “oh of course he has a mustang” lmaoo
These are easily some of my favorite videos to watch Matt is just hilarious in any setting
The crowd killer being a mustang💀😂😭😭😭 “of course he’s in a mustang! You can’t escape them anywhere!”😭😭
I have never laughed so hard at people getting hurt while piss drunk in my life
Should look at the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling comp
Basically, a load of people line up at the top of an extremely long, extremely steep hill and… chase a cheese wheel down it.
No protection, no safety, just pure will (and a waiver).
Obv quite a few injuries, but seeing these people just fly down the hill is quite entertaining.
All for a massive wheel of cheese. Worth it!
Barbie doll jeep racing is actually very fucking fun and funny to watch, love it
Lol imagine if one of the girls in the back of the race, just looking at a guys butt just say "were winning right"
I think I saw soup in the crowd at the Barbie jeep racing lol.
the fact that this was posted on my bday made it so much better to watch. lol
I just wanna say… THANK GOD!!!! I exist in the same timeline as blarg because I am about to piss myself from laughing way too damn hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “LOOK AT THIS FINE SPECIMEN!!”
I just woke up to see this. Today is gonna be.a weird day.
Haven't watched yet but I can tell its gonna be great
It’s just the same two guys going down. Each time they take a drink 😂
The fact you remind me of Kermit makes watching this just so much better 🤣🤣🤣
13:36 homie went down that whole ass hill and never lost his cigarette
Blarg needs to show this to grizzly and see his reaction 😂😂
As a Texan I’ve actually watched and been too a lot of these events and they are as fun as they look.
Soapbox and riding down that hill look so fun to watch
"What are they doing in the UK?"
Well we don't have guns, so we have to entertain ourselves somehow.
The tounge click in the end was just 👌
I love it when his brain stops working when he does that
The mustang truly is the real crowd control
2:29 😂 ya so she have something to watch later that night
I laughed too much when blarg suggested spiking the wife 😂
The sub sounds tho
🤌🏻 *chef's kiss*
“What is happening to the UK” been wondering that about my country for a while, pal.
9:07 best part for anyone in the car community lmaoo 🤣💀
When I was at the bar with my mate one day I saw on one of the TVs "cow chip throwing" where they competed on how for they could throw hardened cow patties
Half the people in those toy car races must’ve been incredibly drunk with they way they were struggling to walk.
Dude that one guy at 8:58 got up so fast and started hauling ass toward the finish in cowboy boots
The fact that the UK has a very similar thing just shows that this is life
That 5000 would be Immediately used in the hospital
Our boi out here forklift certi-wide
How to compete in Barbie Jeep racing.
1.Get black out drunk.
2. SEND IT!
This was such a great video and legit a cool sport XD
The Barbie one
Would love to see smitty and kryoz do this 😂
Blarg another good one for being wiped out is downhill cheese chasing haha
I feel like I’m watching ESPN Ocho again. Slippery Stairs competitions are a trip
The fact that he paused perfectly on the vehicle that said “boobs” across the “windshield,” and made no mention. 😱
Also, goons Barbie car expo. 💀🔥😂😂😂
i love that these are my people 😂😂
“i think we got ourselves a black guy” 😂😂
the people at the barbie car racing event are 100% Soup's kind of people, i could see Soup actually doing that.
I am once again BEGGING for you and the rest of the goons to a barbie jeep race video when y'all meet up
The barbie jeep gave me an ab workout bro
Ride husband:
*REGRET* 🦍
Chat: England a different breed
The video: very obviously in America
The one mustang barbie car swerves right into the crowd
4:28 literally looks like he's about to tombstone her undertaker style
The Barbie jeep racing HAS to be an American thing 🤦🏻♀️😂😂
This is what soup does in his spare time
The dudes steering wheel popped off like a lego steering wheel
That same video there's a guy on a pink 4 wheeler that does a front flip and the whole thing just explodes under him. Must have missed it in the skipping. Its one of the best moments of that video.
I hope blare realises these are just funny days out. And just for jokes
You can tell Soup has been to MANY barbie races
Proposing after wife carrying competition is genius. Ask her a very important question after all the blood pooled on her head, immediate yes.
I feel like every sport is entertaining when you watch them fail
“Guys look there’s a black guy” *zooms in on white dude in overalls*
Him: Don’t worry I’ll be gentle
Her: *next morning* 11:04
This is something Critical would get invested in
barbie jeep racing might be the most deep south shit Ive seen in a while lol
“Let’s find someone who’s not white” right side of the screen by the lime green hoodie
i want blarg to watch cheese rolling in the uk
that cant be real
@@wrenchworms3381 it is iv seen lots of people break there bones
The barbie jeep racing thing actually looks fun as sh*t
We need more of this
I could see Mcnasty and soup doing the jeep racing drunk
Office chair racing the best sport
these videos basically show us how Soup would be if he was british
You should check out the Cheese Rolling in Gloucester U.K. It's our local tradition here and people get properly messed up. We love it!