The town I live in Oklahoma USA we have this thing called Footloose and every year during footloose they have lawnmower racing. I swear if people could some could go 60 miles per hour.
I mean. Blarg. Get a riding lawnmower and rip it around. Tell me it isnt fun. Then strip all the weight out of it and try to race it. Its ridiculously fun, cheap, parts are generally readily available, and you're not burning that much gas so thats also not an expense. Its like go cart racing but instead you re purposed a lawnmower
The "Dash" thing is from Germany (or all of Europe idk). It's for washing laundry. In Germany we call this "Waschmittel" (laundry detergent) or "Waschpulver" (washing powder).
There’s a competition where you get an off roader stuck then just unstuck it . Dk if it’s primarily a uk thing but just another weird one to add to the pile
An iron is made so that you can put water inside the unit in order to use the steam functio. So the iron itself is waterproof, The cord is sealed like any other one, and then runs to the backpack that holds a power supply, which im sure is waterproofed also. Sure some accidents will happen, but even if a wire gets exposed, there amount of water around would disperse a lot of the charge. So its not like a toaster in the bathtub
In Emerson, AR they have a purple hull pea festival. This festival is also home to the World Championship Rotary Tiller Race 🏁. You should see what they do to a garden tiller & race it!
@@fsmazz It's what they do best. Then us Canadians take the more dangerous version of things and do it in the freezing cold. For example, ice racing with said mowers.
>blarg shitting on the mowers for not mowing the grass Bruh, you think they have blades held on by the asshole? There are no blades on those, look how close they are to the ground. It's impossible.
That lawn mower competition looks fun as hell though.
For realllllll doe I was like wtf but I seem how they look I was wait that kinda look dope 😂
It’s fucking mini kart racing, pretty solid idea really
they don't take the blades off they just dull them to minimise the potential risk so it would be fun
Lawn Mario
The town I live in Oklahoma USA we have this thing called Footloose and every year during footloose they have lawnmower racing. I swear if people could some could go 60 miles per hour.
This has the same energy as Soup watching midget wrestling
Indeed
Thats a THING?
@@setofdusk7276 yea its a thing and it's cursed as but hilarious
"What's wrong with British people?" As a British person.. many things lmao.
I'm ashamed to be British after this
@@veindinosaur TURN OFF THE O O CHUNE, LETS SEE HOW EU RWEALLY RAP
@@greene6826 what
@@veindinosaur mans been waiting for years to finally say this
Sorry for your loss
Competitive tag is probably the only weird sport that actually makes sense
Bro competitive tag is amazing. Idk why, but I watch every. Match of it
Tbh you actually have to be an athlete to be good at those competitive tag matches cause a lot of those guys are into free running and parkour lol
@@Sonusmfx yeah I saw that, you also go so fast in a tight space, one wrong move and you are gonna eat massive shit
@@swordini190 Yeah you get belted in the head by a bar
Those guys are nuts with how they move. It would so much fun. Gotta give them cwedit for that.
Can you imagine the conversation these people had with their boss when they asked for the day off to iron extremely
“A gun or a banana peel, but mostly a gun” the single greatest line ever spoken
here's your reminder that competitive cheese rolling exists. they literally chase cheese down a hill. thats it.
Let’s goooo, I was here for the beginning of this but I had to leave so I’m glad I can finish it over here on YT
"I live my life a quarter inch of grass at a time"
lawn mower racing is my passion and nobody can tell me otherwise
I wished he'd included the Barbie jeep races
Couldn't because it had the bad flag
@@trivialslope american?
next video he does
@@trivialslope Nazi?
@@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 confederate
When the goons meet up, y'all should race barbie jeeps
I mean. Blarg. Get a riding lawnmower and rip it around. Tell me it isnt fun. Then strip all the weight out of it and try to race it. Its ridiculously fun, cheap, parts are generally readily available, and you're not burning that much gas so thats also not an expense. Its like go cart racing but instead you re purposed a lawnmower
Then the next stage is a 450 moto cross engine or 600 from a gsxr.
I love the extreme lawnmowing because all they did was turn a lawnmower into a go cart with a blade
You and the rest of the goons should definitely try these
Just seeing someone at the river ironing would make you think they're homeless. Oh great now they're yodeling
You know racing costs so much to be able to get into the lawnmower shit looks hella fun
These videos help me sleep, great form of serotonin
We used to drag race lawn mowers at every family function 🤣
Blorg your streams are becoming more and more deep fried
The "Dash" thing is from Germany (or all of Europe idk). It's for washing laundry. In Germany we call this "Waschmittel" (laundry detergent) or "Waschpulver" (washing powder).
tbf, lawnmower races feel more like an actual sport than competitive ironing lol
The very FIRST thing I learned about one of my coworkers was that he lawnmower raced
Unironically the lawnmower race looks fun af to actually be in
we just gonna ignore the donation sound being Dooo saying "Buttholes are surprisingly... uh... expansive"
bro the lawnmowing thing actually looks fun af, I wouldn't flex it but it'd be something to fuck around and do
“That’s a towel, that doesn’t even need ironing” that had me crackin’ up
This is why Aliens won’t talk to us
The British know how to get Chores done faster. Everything must be competitive!
I literally remember joining stream when he said that the carts were as boring as nascar. Shit resonated in my soul
I looked up more barbie jeep racing after watching the stream.
If I was drunk or drugged enought, I'd totally do it
Bar Stool racing. Craziest motorsport I've ever seen
Hearing blare say the correct things about racing with the apex and hairpin makes me believe he’s smart
Bruhhhhh why is blarg the only one with this kinda content 🤣🤣🤣
There’s a competition where you get an off roader stuck then just unstuck it . Dk if it’s primarily a uk thing but just another weird one to add to the pile
I'm still waiting to watch the competitive kite flying 🤷♂️
An iron is made so that you can put water inside the unit in order to use the steam functio. So the iron itself is waterproof, The cord is sealed like any other one, and then runs to the backpack that holds a power supply, which im sure is waterproofed also. Sure some accidents will happen, but even if a wire gets exposed, there amount of water around would disperse a lot of the charge. So its not like a toaster in the bathtub
Love the awesome videos and great work blarg rock on man
the clapping for the winners gave me the same vibe as clapping when the plane lands white people man holy
Need Clarkson to narrate the lawn mower racing!
God that's a terrifying thought.
it'll be worse with James and Richard... I want it
American lawn mower racing has the mowers going 60+
Not a single molecule of melanin in this entire video
In Emerson, AR they have a purple hull pea festival. This festival is also home to the World Championship Rotary Tiller Race 🏁. You should see what they do to a garden tiller & race it!
He should have watched the school bus racing lol
Love u blarj :) im just glad your here being u.
me too, enjoy watching blarj
blarj
Senpapi Rick watch party would be quite epic
Competitive Ironinng is so damn British like jesus, i can feel my heritage in this video
petition to make wideblarg named either blarge or blorg
"mower racing is not dangerous" I got scars and a messed up leg that says otherwise lol
Blarg should have a kermit wide cam
Not kidding you New York has/had a huge lawnmower racing scene, my uncle was pretty famous in it. They would literally go 70 mph.
You know he was oddly right about the shoe thing when he was talking about the lawn mowers not having blades
1:26 someone said toddler rangler 😂😂
I actually have a racing mower and race it occasionally. It’s pretty fun honestly.
Edit: I live in New Brunswick, Canada. Not England
Greetings from BC
I see my name in that chat and I’ve never been happier
Ok, but actual North American lawn mower racing is insane. 45+ hp V-Twin mowers capable of going 100 KM/H. I'm working on building one.
I wanna see a lawn mower with a hellcat engine in it. You can get a freshly mowed lawn in 5 seconds
@@notsmii7y There are a few with Chevy Small Blocks in/on them. lol. I even found an LS powered one once.
The muricans upping the danger factor once again
@@fsmazz It's what they do best. Then us Canadians take the more dangerous version of things and do it in the freezing cold. For example, ice racing with said mowers.
cant wait for the video game adaptation: GrASS
I had to do a gym project on extreme ironing
Lawn mower racing is just homemade go carts
But how is lawnmower racing any weirder than running around after a round thing while wearing spikey shoes for an hour...?
Last thing before death: ironing towel without using cable
Lawn mower race at my local fair is actually kinda cool
Forget these events, I want to know what's up with the street lawnmower races
I am now convinced the UK is the oppitomy of "more money than sence"
I never knew chores can get this serious
the euro is trembling
Bro you know this is just an excuse to drink beer 🍺
Ok
It's Britain!
We don't have a lot to do man 😂😂
The lawn mowers weren’t fast and furious. It was quick and mildly perturbed
We have lawnmower racing every weekend in Missouri...
I want a best friend that has Matt’s personality
The guy singing whilst the woman was going down stream started singing England's National Anthem XD How patriotic
Man i cant wait to compete with my john deer hellcat
Lawnmower racing lowkey looks fun
The next sport he should explore is robot combat
Why I chose to watch this at all is a question I can’t answer, but love ya blarg
Blarg built like a cursed sport
2:45 So like… we just gonna skip over the fact that iron man here has some creepy pasta shit colored on his head 😳
CHEESE ROLLING BLARG WATCH ITT
Dont worry blarg i've heard of both American and Canadian lawnmower racing
Now this is podracing!
Don't think this just happens in the UK. There are trailer park lawn mower races in upstate NY. I kid you not
My friending new blarg video means good day
blarg man. you should become competitive mattress eater. you’d be very good.
4:31 Midsommar deleted scenes.
Competitive ironing is a reason to drink.
I am very excited about the senpapi Rick video
Oh a trickshot that was sick!
You need a telly license to watch like 5 channels in Britain, that's why.
The only reason I watch NASCAR is to watch people crash and blow up
>blarg shitting on the mowers for not mowing the grass
Bruh, you think they have blades held on by the asshole? There are no blades on those, look how close they are to the ground. It's impossible.
Ok, but hear me out, extreme ironing, while driving a lawnmower
An iron can be used without electricity. It's literally just hot water. U CAN BOIL WATER WITHOUT ELECTRICITY
Dude should watch Russian slapping contests that shit is crazy it sends people to the ground
this is just the Monaco gp but in lawnmower form
My bones are hurting
I feel like these "Sports" were created to get men interested in doing household chores
Lawnmower racing looks like offbrand gocart
I use to do this and had a mower that got up to 55mph
Dash is actually pretty legit, used for washing clothes and shit, idk I don't use a washing machine but I know they're related.