The Darth Yoda sigma grindset: Rule 1. Kill younglings Rule 2. Give a shit about Yaddle, do not Rule 3. Make career u-turn at 800 years old 4. Sacrifice your many cousins to survive 5. Crush c**ks with rocks
8:11 "use the uncivilized weaponry of its own 240p" *casually Shoots Yoda with a blaster* "Torture his corpse d- I mean keep using the force" *Slices throat and throws in lava* so uncivilized *He says Sarcastically*
this is hilarious you deserve way more attention because just wow and you do in fact know a whole lot about the force enough so to make everything you say pertain to it yet be completely insanely funny. make more videos!!!!
This was absolutely hilarious!!! So glad you came across my feed. Thank you for giving me a laugh! You most definitely just earned yourself another sub!
As funny as it was seeing Gabzito repeatedly banging his head on the wall and having to fly back down again, watching Gabzito and Yoda fight on the small platform over a lake of lava would have been AWESOME (Change my mind)
Well at least Anakin can train his children Luke and Leia to be the next generation of Jedi and he can train other force sensitives to become the next generation of Jedi.
When yoda started throwing rocks, like some balkan granny throwing rocks at the neighbourhood stray dogs, i lost it badly.
People don’t actually throw rocks at stray dogs
Its a joke
@petardj000 Oh sorry I dont know much about Balkans
Nice pfp
As a balkan i agree
The Darth Yoda sigma grindset:
Rule 1. Kill younglings
Rule 2. Give a shit about Yaddle, do not
Rule 3. Make career u-turn at 800 years old
4. Sacrifice your many cousins to survive
5. Crush c**ks with rocks
lmao
He didn’t actually die in the last time that was his brother
that is one of the greatest obi wan impressions ive ever heard, and the fact it sounds like alec guinness too. its just amazing
thanks toilet
I thought it sounded quite similar to Ringo Star. =)
You and me are gonna have a rough day because I’m having taco bell
Lol
*Several years later*
"Somehow Yoda returned"
Palps: “You’re Arrogance blinds you!”
He says facing the wrong way staring at the wall Lmao 😂
"Your arrogance blinds you"
"Uh, I'm over here"
Had me rolling 😆
This is still better than Rise of Skywalker
And he only needed two people
Doesn’t take much lol
Anything is
He needs something better than that. It ain't hard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Kill younglings now I must." - Darth Yoda 2022
“only a sith crushes c**ks with rocks” had me dying
Yeah me to
“your arrogance blinds you”
**looks in the completely wrong direction**
I love how Darth Yoda patiently stands there listening to all of Gabizzo's banta o'sik.
7:22 I love how yoda is just waiting
"its not over palpatine, we both have the high ground" I DIED AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN
Palpatine saying your arrogance blinds you as he stands around blinded by his own arrogance had me 😂😂
This was legitimately one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
haha thank you
Same 😂
3:35 yoda cuts both knees
* proceeds to run away*
4:54 - 4:59 that was actually kinda sick
8:11 "use the uncivilized weaponry of its own 240p" *casually Shoots Yoda with a blaster* "Torture his corpse d- I mean keep using the force" *Slices throat and throws in lava* so uncivilized *He says Sarcastically*
I play a lot of Blade & Sorcery, but this is the most imaginative, hilarious take yet. Great job!
Thank you sir
3:43 why is the voice crack funny for some reason
i had just been sick :(
Oh God I'm laughing my ass off imagining Yoda taking anakins role 🤣
4:05 MAXIMUM PAIN, I MUST ENDURE!!!!
I was not expecting this reference. Well played, good sir. Well played indeed.
This video, "If Palpatine was like Joe Biden, and Yoda joined the Sith."🤣
His obi wan voice is also a pretty amazing Beatle impression
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE-... PRETTY GOOD"
Ah, well Yoda is now gone.
Turns around: Yoda staring at him
Just came across your channel today, absolutely hilarious 😂
thank you Calum : )
Same
Same
Same
“Give a crap about her, I do not”
"Only a sith crushes c---- with rocks"
The part where Anakin and obiwan were missing each other is actually them waiting for an opening to strike !
Now THIS is quality content
Imagine the one Anakin kills all this time were Yoda's clone while Yoda kills younglings🤣
The moment he threw the rock I started laughing my ass off
I think I'm in love with this man and his precious channel
Greetings neighbour
Wth does obi wan sound like Paul McCartney 😂
this is hilarious you deserve way more attention because just wow and you do in fact know a whole lot about the force enough so to make everything you say pertain to it yet be completely insanely funny. make more videos!!!!
The legendary battle of an original youngling slayer to a smaller then a youngling themselves youngling slayer.
E p i c.
That intro had me dieing. "Give a shit about her, I do not." Lol
"Sliced and diced I have. Wiped them out I did"
When Yoda overdose on Death sticks.
This would actively be the most terrifying Sith Lord Combo ever. Yoda and Darth Sidious
I love how Gabzito shoots Yoda while Yoda is falling into the lava just to make sure he won’t come back
I want Anakin to be like this everywhere, I like this version of him more than every other version of him
Love these videos! Keep them up! You are super underrated
I can die now, i have seen gods work
8:48 execute order "subscribe",do it do it now.
"Give a s**t about her, I do not. Kill younglings I must."
yoda spittin
i've never seen blade and sorcery from a comedy perspective but i fucking love it, great work and also really good impressions
thank you very much robo
“Kill younglings now I must!”
*darth yoda*
5:35 SUPRISE ATTACK!
This was absolutely hilarious!!! So glad you came across my feed. Thank you for giving me a laugh! You most definitely just earned yourself another sub!
thank you! :)
It's over yoda I have the... Did you just throw a rock at me
"Evil yoda sounds on keto"
As funny as it was seeing Gabzito repeatedly banging his head on the wall and having to fly back down again, watching Gabzito and Yoda fight on the small platform over a lake of lava would have been AWESOME (Change my mind)
The one I love, saved I have. Ketamine is what I love.
Obi-wan does sound like a member of the beetles
This guy should be famous. THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! Just know, that you gained a subscriber today
thank you mr
“ only a sixth crushed c**** which rocks” - gabzito 2022
I wish Nomad had this kind of a star wars mod
Lightsaber legends mate. Yoda npc. Both these maps work on nomad
And the senate mod also works
0:42 od I might of remember this I do not
"Your arrogance blinds you" LOL!!!! He was totally not looking at anikan
So that's where all the Yoda race members went, Yoda has been keeping them in his backpocket to use in battle.
(2:11) Oh hi Mark!
Also btw, love your vids man!
just found this channel I love it
That line on mustafar is actually perfect! This is honestly one of the funniest yt vids ever!
"Kill the younglings I must" XD
Master Yoda there to many of them
Henceforth you shall be known as Darth....ketamine
Bro can't have knees near yoda
what I think is the funny thing about this video is when Yoda cut his hand is that he zoomed in on Yoda when he almost said bitc-
👌👌 this is the best star wars content you get a like
5:24 You mean based move
0:44 I thought that Stab was so realistic. The way he falls to the ground after getting stabbed.
This made me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂 so goated
I feel like that he has the time of his life playing blade and sorcery while making vids since it looks so entertaining
0:33 OMG is that Tup?!!? :'(
Oh my God I love this 😂
Love the comedy
"he probably overdosed on ket"
This i one of the most funny channels on TH-cam it’s so good
Thank you foxy
keep these videos coming!!😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL!!!
HOW DID MY POTENTIAL APPRENTICE KILL ME NOOO!!!!!
I hear a new apprentice you have emperor
Or should I call you
Darth sidious
@@ALUMINIUMOXIDDE you are no match for the power of the dark side
Hey grandmaster yo- WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHH
That move they did 😆 🤣 😂
3:23 clean transition
Really good video man
thank youuu Edoardo
“MY OTHER KNEE!!” 3:40
We both have the highground 😂
I love that crusty is palpatine
yes Ani you should have known. there's kind of a galactic war going on over it.
Obi wan sounds like Paul McCartney lol
New chirssy wake up: "obi wan wake up"
Well at least Anakin can train his children Luke and Leia to be the next generation of Jedi and he can train other force sensitives to become the next generation of Jedi.
for some reason this is second in the playlist
I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took a sabre to the knee
This is hilarious 😂🤣
I love you but idk how you can say the anakin obi-wan spinning move is stupid. It showed how evenly matched they were. It was an incredible detail.
this channel is so funny
I should agree on that yoda
I haven't seen the full vid yet
A lot of these levels / maps are taken from the superb Movie Battles II mod for Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy- check it out!
Good thing youve got beskar knees, or this wouldve gone very differently