Statler and Waldorf Classic Compilation Awesome
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 มี.ค. 2015
- the Classiic Statler and Waldorf Compilation Awesome
40 minutes of clips of the muppet shows greatest critics.
They are two disagreeable old men who first appeared in the television series The Muppet Show and heckled the rest of the cast from their balcony seats. They appeared in all but one episode of the show. In one episode, Waldorf appeared alone at the beginning, explaining that Statler was sick (of the show), and that Waldorf's wife would substitute. Her name turned out to be Astoria and she looked remarkably like Statler wearing a dress.
In The Muppet Show, the two were always trashing Fozzie Bear's humor, except for one occasion where Fozzie, with help from Bruce Forsyth, heckled them back. In contrast, they found themselves vastly entertaining and inevitably burst into mutual laughter at their own witticisms (though, they would, on several occasions, heckle each other, too). It is later revealed in the A Muppet Family Christmas special that the two hecklers were friends with Fozzie's mother, Emily Bear. Despite constantly complaining about the show and how terrible some acts were, they would always be back the following week in the best seats in the house. As to why, the original version of The Muppet Show theme song had Statler admitting, "I guess we'll never know."
They later appeared in Muppets Tonight watching on television from a retirement home.
They also had a penchant for breaking the fourth wall. At the end of one episode, they looked at the camera and asked "Why do you watch it?", and in another one, Statler stated that he didn't care for puppets much, not finding them believable.[1] Waldorf responded with "I don't believe you!"
Statler and Waldorf are named after two New York City hotels, the Statler Hilton and the Waldorf-Astoria. - บันเทิง
These 2 pay for balcony seats every night for a show they hate, now that is a true dedication to trolling.
True
+Christian Guerrero The tickets are free
+Foodwarrior Because no-one would take them!
Doh! hohohohohohoho
+Foodwarrior Statler: I wouldn't say free, money IS being exchanged before each show...
Waldorf: Yeah; from them to us!
Both: DOHHOHOHOHO!!
Christian Guerrero it was probably insult this show or dodge frying pans back at home
"Wow, those guys are a real treasure."
"I agree, let's bury them."
I have figured out why Statler and Waldorf keep coming back to the show. It's their only source of entertainment, they laugh at their own jokes at the Muppet's expense.
DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!
BlazingShadowSword yup
These guys are the original trolls, course there is a major difference between them and most modern day trolls. Statler and Waldorf were actually good at it.
Their status as the original trolls can be challenged by the Frenchmen from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ok, how about more well known?
+James Beard thats what I call the meduim sketchthe meduim skech? yes it wasn't rare and it certianly wasn't well done
ohoohoohhhooho
Cheshire cat was the original troll
Waldorf: can you believe the fans call us the original trolls?!
Statler: no I can’t.
Waldorf: why not?
Statler: they haven’t seen your wife!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The original trolls. May we ever aspire to rise to their ranks.
+RaderizDorret thats insulting how dare you compare them to trolls. They were fine art critics. Such snobbery is far beyond trolling.
+Ben Hinman i don't know about that what they were heckling certainly was'int fine and it certainly was'int art. DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
+RaderizDorret the only thing this comment aspires to rank is underarm deodorant dohohoho
nintendudeshred64
Ha! Good one!.
Behold, the ancestors to the modern Internet troll
Statler: I wouldn't believe that this video has nine dislikes.
Waldorf: I would!
Statler: What? We're you one?
Waldorf: Nope! I was the other eight.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
😁😁😁👍
"Can you believe we've been heckling these jokes for 40 years?"
"Oh, it's been a lot longer than that."
"No, I'm pretty sure this show's 40 years old."
"Yeah, but the jokes are even older."
"DOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Waldorf: Hey, aren't we in the wrong place?
Statler: I wish we were, but there's the frog.
Well, at least the wife can make legs out of him when he's done!
'what do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Half way..'
possibly the only Fozzie joke to be accepted by Waldorf.
nexgenhippy
I don't like that joke
"How come you two are still here? Did you lose your beds at the old fools home?"
Fozzie: "No heckling-I'm not even out here to tell jokes!"
Statler: "Have you ever been?"
My dad used to call this the part of the show for the adults who watched it with their kids.
The original roast session.
Didnt i use your soul to enchant a iron dagger?
Nazeem the ones who started it all
Statler: "More more."
Waldorf: "Hey wait, look there is more."
Statler: "Oh good grief they heard me."
I'm 31 years old and still watching these guys in 2017.
You're never too old to like the muppets!
I thought there was another bit with them saying, "That last number was a real showstopper." "Yeah, too bad it didn't stop this show!"
Oh yeah I remember that from when I watched the show as a kid. Hm...
There is more
FreihEitner DOH HOHOHOHOHO!
Cow: "Mooo!"
Waldorf: "No, BOOOO!"
Cow: "Boooooo!"
Statler: "Hooray!"
Waldorf: Do you think there's life on other planets?
Statler: What do you care, you don't have a life this one! 😂😂😂
Statler: I liked that last number.
Waldorf: What did you like about it?!
Statler: It was the _last_ number!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Statler: What is this fish doing in our box?Waldorf: Same as us: suffering!
30:21
Waldorf: Think we'll be entertained tonight?
Statler: I will. I brought a book.
Duster Man lmaooooo😂
Waldorf: you know I always regret I didn't study Shakespeare when I was a kid!
Statler: When you were a kid you could have talked to Shakespeare...
bratha nice lol that's so funny
9:35
Statler: You gave him a 1?
Waldorf: He's never been better.
If I'm ever senile, I would be exactly like them.
Waldorf: Now this has been an evening to remember
Statler: Why?
Waldorf: I forgot.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waldorf: great number, I love trains
Statler: yeah but Planes are safer
Waldorf: they are?
Statler: sure, I only rode on a train once and it had a accident
Waldorf: what happened?
Statler: a Plane fell on it!
My favorite Wisecrack of these 2
You fool, you slept through the whole show!
Who's the greater fool? You watched it!
Hahahahaha
Legends in their own time.
"So if men who ride horses are called 'cowboys', what do you call chickens that ride cows?"
"Stupid!"
hahahahahah
This was great. It reminded me of my Dad. His favorite part of the Muppets was Staler and Waldorf. He was a NASA rocket engineer, he did emcee work on the side at KSC for retirement parties, Astronauts, etc. and used several of their lines.
Picture a man in his early 60's making a effort to watch a kid's show. The Muppets were something special for him.
1:25
I nearly spit my drink out when they pulled out guns!
Good writers. Hats off to them.
Well hello, Captain Obvious
So we can give them something to cover up their terrible act
Dohoahaooahoohoh
Statler: you think this show constitutes Cruelty to Animals?
Waldorf: Not unless they're watching it!
This two never gave any f*cks..they trolled the entire show and themselves without a care. That's why their so damn classic and still funny even today.
Why can't these two join the judging panel on The X-Factor? Their heckling of all the contestants would make the show enjoyable as fuck!
Statler: "Hey, I heard EA is gonna get rid of microtransactions. Can you believe that?"
Waldorf: "Of course I can."
Statler: "Really? Why?"
Waldorf: "Because their execs already got rid of customer sales."
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Statler: you think that Jekyll-Hyde stuff is Expensive?
Waldorf: no, my wife has a whole glass of it every Morning!
"now I know why this theater is bad""why is that?""the seats are facing the stage"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show.
Statler: why not? they were also responsible for the bubonic plague! HOH HO HO HO HO!
Waldorf: What are they doing with those spoons?
Statler: Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Waldorf: Hmm, I'm not surprised. That's how they get all their acts!
Both: Hahahahaha!!!
Statler: Im going to see my lawyer.
Waldorf: Why are you doing that?
Statler: I want to know if I can sue a show for breach of taste!
This would be my take on Modern Family.
"I like this video."
"Why?"
"'Cause all the bad stuff has been cut out."
"Us or the rest of the show?"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Can anyone give me a link to a video with this masterpiece? :)
Waldorf: That was wonderful!
Statler: Bravo!
Waldorf: I loved it
Statler: It was great
Waldorf: Well it was pretty good
Statler: Well it wasn’t bad
Waldorf: Well there were parts of it that weren’t very good though
Statler: It could have been a lot better
Waldorf: I didn’t really like it
Statler: It was pretty terrible
Waldorf: It was bad
Statler: It was awful!
Waldorf: Terrible!
Statler: Terrible!
Waldorf: Hey, boo!
Statler: BOO!
30:39-30:46: Statler- "Boy, that number was something else!"
Waldorf- "You mean it was good?"
Statler- "No, it was something else!!"
BWAAHOHOHOHO!!!
Waldorf & Statler the coolest "old guys" with an awesome sense of sarcasm and wit! One of my favorite parts of the classic muppet show! Only wish I could have been in the balcony with them! 😊
my dad and my uncle were like these two when they watched movies, and now its passed on to me :D
You got great genes, then!
yup
Waldorf: Maybe you should be wearing them!
Both: Doh hohohohohohohoh
hahaha same here
Andrew Viewtieful Tachibana fund your cousin!
I love these two old geezers.
5:53 you're old enough to remember Teddy Roosevelt and the opening of the Panama canal. Hilarious 😄
A.J. Rider lol
Waldorf: "How about that, they brought the house down! Hehehehehe!"
Statler: "That's an old joke."
Waldorf: "Well some things improve with age."
Statler: "You don't! Heheheheheh-"
Waldorf: *socks Statler in the face*
That's gotta be one of my favorite ones, gets me chuckling every time!! XD
Statler: I remember seeing a woman like this during the war.
Waldorf: Was is Confederate or Union?
Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Try and make something of yourself.
>Like what?
>guacamole. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
I lost it. XD
Waldorf: Why aren't you fraggles playing down at Fraggle Rock?
Statler: If you ask me, they like it up here.
Waldarf:Am I crazy or was that good
Statler: you're crazy!!!
Waldarf:........I thought so
Waldorf: A cat playing a fiddle? That's a start.
Statler: Don't get your hopes up. It'll take more than that to get my mother-in-law over the moon!!!
As a kid, in the summer, I worked at the yacht club in our town cleaning the bar and the rest in the morning... there was a big wooden sign hanging over the bar and one day I wrote on a series of bar napkins (backwards so it could be seen in the bar mirror) that I taped to the back of the sign:
*_”Why do we always come here, I guess we didn’t think, it’s like some kind of torture to have to drink these drinks !!”_*
♡ Statler and Waldorf
Lincon gets shot
"If you ask me, the president's the lucky one."
"Really how so?"
"He doesn't have to doesn't through the rest of this show."
"Now why can't they do numbers like that?"
"We just did!"
"Oh...yeah."
Waldorf and Statler. Kids' first hecklers! XD
"Is the show finally over?"
"Be a nice change of pace, it's been going under all night!"
"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
This. Ladies and gentlemen, is how you troll!
Statler: "You know what? Fifteen minutes with Geico really does save you good money."Waldorf: "How do you know? You switched to Geico?"Statler: "Nope. Because they're too cheap to afford good commercials."
DOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
DOHOHOHOHOHO! =D
DanSolo0119 Stalter:Is “Switch to Geico and you can save 15 percent on car insurance” a good answer to anything. Waldorf:Probably not, but anything is a good answer to not being at this show Both:DOHHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Statler: Last time I crashed my car, I saved! Waldorf: Saved 15 percent because of Geico? Statler: Saved myself the pain from watching Geico!
+DanSolo0119,
Geico Gecko: "My word... to be trolled by those two... it.. actually is quite an honor, would you say?"
"What's this fish doing in our box?
"The same as us: suffering."
Statler: Prepare a eulogy. I think the show is dead.
Waldorf: How? It was already dead before we sat down.
Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:08
Did... Did Statler and Waldorf just describe a few of Disney's current shows?
Nah, that can't be right. That barrel's been empty for years
TF2Fan101 yup
Happy 40th anniversary to the Muppet Show!
Victor Hernandez same here
When the trolls actually Improve the show's quality.
Thanks for putting this together. Though my favorite line of theirs surprisingly didn't make it. ("You gotta admit, the opening theme is catchy." "So's smallpox.")
"This is the worst show I've seen in town!"
"What other shows have you seen?"
"The Autoshow!"
Statler: Good luck everyone!
Waldorph: You know that means bad luck in the theatre?
Statler: Of course, why do you think I'm saying it?
We and S: Doh ho ho ho ho!!!
Waldorph: Well, they've had problems, but i guess the show must go on.
Statler: Awwww, does it have too?
Statler: So, once more, the curtain raises and the show starts.
Waldorph: I wish it was the other way round.
Every week this show looks better
Every week your eyesight gets worse
"Do you think they'll do anything new with Luffy's devil fruit powers?"
"No chance. They've stretched it as far as they could
DO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!
Casey The Rockgod
You have a great sense of humor
Don’t forget about FLCL. That anime manage to obtain a Pirate King/King of Pirates before Echidro Oda’s One Piece in just six episodes.
Casey The Rockgod Lol I get it
Rockgod lmao I f*cking love you for that😂😂
Thank you Jim Henson for all the childhood memories and TV show and movies I have to say Emmet Otter's Christmas was one of my favorite childhood movies
They’ve always been my favorite muppet characters.
These two guys are my absolute favorites! If we want to enjoy REAL belly laughter, just watch them ---- and listen to them!!!
Statler: Boy, what a show! What a show!
Waldorf: What makes you say that?
Statler: It didn't give me a headache.
Why can’t they just bring back the muppets We need to laugh again in these troubled times!
I never watched the Muppets as a kid but I was aware of these two. classic hecklers at their best.
lol I always lost it at "We in the right theater?"
So they blew up half the theatre
At least they blew up the right half, Theirs!
i wish the muppet show could be streamed! i miss this show!
Statler: So that was Alice Cooper
Waldorf: You should see his sister, James Phenamor!
I think I might need to go see a doctor.
Really, why is that?
I'm beginning to like this show.
Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ Doh ho ho ho ho!
What time did they say that?
I don't think they actually said it in this video but it is one of my favourites of theirs.
Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ oh. well that was a good one they said
+Eternal Dragon Of ChaOZ DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
I love these guys!
Best hecklers of all time and remains to this day.
One day I hope to be as savage and hilarious as these two
Statler: Wake up!
Waldorf: Whose the guest star tonight?
Statler: Beverly Hills
Waldorf: Oh I’ve been there before
Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all night long
"This makes me nostalgic
For what?
DDT"
Rachael Lefler
What is DDT?
DOHOHOHOHO
33:24 best scene ever!!
"We will be in Chicago!"
W: Either it's this video, or it's indigestion. I hope it's indigestion.
S: Why?
W: Well that will get better in awhile!
W: You know, I just might never forget this show.
S: Why's that?
W: The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder won't let me!
Those two are a riot!
Statler: Oh, I just love scat!
..........Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen
Yakko: "Goodnight everybody!" :P
They mean beatnik jazz, not poo.
These two are the muppet equivalent of my grandpa: they make really bad puns
These two deserve their own spinoff! Like if you agree!
"WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS?"
love these guys.
These two were legends
1:58 It's a miracle! They caught the cow how to speak!
These guys are the gods of TH-cam commenters.
Statler: Hey did you hear that Zelda has a timeline?
Waldorf: I heard.
Statler: Heard what?
Waldorf: Heard that it doesn't exist!
Statler: You're right!
Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
the original old people of comedy
"What's with this video?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well it's grey, fuzzy, and low quality!"
"Sounds like it's working just fine!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"