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Gabe Larsen At Disney world, they heckle Fozzie at the Muppet Show, and Kermit angrily enquires why they're in the audience. "We entered a contest!" *"And we lost!"* *"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!"*
The Milton Berle gag was taken from Milton Berles own show. When Sidney Shpritzer would heckle him from the balcony. It's a hilarious bit and it's on TH-cam.
Statler and Waldorf had precisely zero chill. They could insult you in a hundred different ways, and you'd have to *think* about what they'd said in order to be offended.
William Fletcher Excellent! I just read a very profound, VERY well written, and really quite thought provoking TH-cam comment!!! Most impressive! And very well "Liked" I might add! Simply magnificent! Oh yeah... And I read yours too... Buh Dum Pum! CHhhhh!!! It's straight outta Vaudeville!
Scooter: "Hey boss, why DO you keep letting those old hecklers into the joint every week? They have been coming here for years just to make fun of us." Kermit: 'Well Scooter, it's mostly because they've been buying out the most expensive seats in the house every week for years just to make fun of us."
The best one that was included. Statler: "I now realize that television has one advantage over a live stage show." Waldorf: "What's that?" Statler: "A television you can turn off." However Statler and Waldorf failed to remember this important lesson when Muppets Tonight was on the air.
@@Klaxynd Offensive isn't the issue. Internet culture has just gotten so goddamn annoying to the point where slang is all the current generation even knows. Ever see the movie Idiocracy? We're heading in that direction
There's like a little Fozzie interview on the Muppets treasure island bonus features, and in it he says he pays them, so they are in fact, doing this as a job
One of my all time favourites was when Debra Harry guest starred and she sang the song, ‘one way or another’. The chorus was, ‘One way or another, I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya One way or another’ Then after the one old guy turns to the other and asks, ‘who do you think she’s gonna get?’ And the other replies, ‘probably the guy who booked her on this show!’ LOL 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
"Boy, being in all those clips of reacting to the Muppet Show, and never enjoying ourselves? What could be worse?" "Being in the comment section!" "DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"I had a dream the other day... we were surrounded by millions of appreciative, loyal fans! It was a real scream." "A scream, you say?" "Yeah. Once I realized they were all TH-cam idiots I woke up screaming." "DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"People say we're the best part of the show." "We're not even part of the show! DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Could you even blame them? When they see us it's like taking a break from a painful job! DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"Hey, what happened to the video?" "What do you mean?" "Ah, TH-cam must have removed it because of copyright infringement. It's all grey, fuzzy, and very low quality!" "Sounds like it's working just fine!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
My fav line of theirs is actually from the Muppet vision ride and it sums this up nicely Statler: Well, what do you think? Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show? Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
"There's a lot to be said for this program." "Too bad you can't say it on a family show!" "Ah, this show is good for what ails me." "What ails you?" "Insomnia!" "Hey, you old fool! You slept through the show." "Who's a fool? You watched it." [Talking about the next show] "I already got tickets." "You did? Are they good seats?" "They sure are, they're for the next train out of town!" "Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens." "What?" "It ends!" "I have a good mind to go home." "If you had a good mind, you wouldn't be here in the first place!" "Do you think we'll be entertained tonight?" "I know I will." "Why?" "I brought a book!" "I've never seen anything like that before!" "And, with any luck, we'll never see it again!"
I think they definitely gave Fozzie the most flack and that was when they were at their best. After the audience leaves during one of Fozzie's #s. Fozzie: Hey, you guys stuck around until the end of the show. You hate my show. Waldorf: What are you talking about? We love your show. Fozzie: You do? Statler: Yeah, when it's over! Hohohoho!
As a kid, Statler and Waldorf were my favorite part of the show. Swedish Chef and Beaker were two other favorites, but while they tended to do more or less the same thing every act, S&W would often venture into more surreal territory, not that you can tell that from most of these clips.
Lol, these guys. Love the show. My best friend John and I were always compared to Statler and Waldorf. He had the nose, I had the bald. Boldy going where no man should ever go publicly. We were at a show in an old theatre once and had the pillbox seat. As a joke, a friend took a picture of us and labelled us Statler and Waldorf there in the seats. To this day 20 some years later people still laugh about it. TROLLS we are. Lol. He passed a few years ago. I miss him every day. Lol, thanks for the memories.
"I loved it" "It was great" "It was pretty good" "Well it wasn't bad" "It could've been better" "It wasn't that good" "It was bad" "It was terrible" "I hated it" "BOOOOO" "BOOOOO"
I love this one: Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show. Statler: why not? they were also responsible for the bubonic plague!
Fozzie: "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?....Wet!" Waldorf: "Hey that's not funny - I was on that boat, you know!" Statler: "Do you still have that dress you used to get off?" Classic.
Here's a joke in the style of Statler and Waldorf, in honor of Switzerland and growing up there: "You know I've actually been to Switzerland!" "Really? What's the best part?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!" *"HAHAHAHA"*
Missed the moment that Milton Berle was on: Waldorf: "Hey Berle! I know what you're doin wrong! Standing too close to the audience!" Berle: "Oh, okay!" *backs up a bit* "How's this?" Waldorf: "Still too close!" Berle: *backs up again* "Is this good?" Waldorf: "A little more." Berle: "Well, how far back do you want me to go?" Waldorf: "...Ya got a car?" Statler and Waldorf: "DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!!"
Another missed one: them sitting in their box with a baby. Waldorf: "Is he a bouncing baby boy?" Stattler: "I don't know, but we're high enough to find out." DOHOHOHOHOHO Baby smacks Stattler with his rattle.
These two old farts were the best! Anyone who watched all the Muppet Show episodes knows there was NO PLEASING these nomogenarians unless the performer was Dianna Ross!
A dynamic duo who never let us down. Here are two Statler and Waldorf moments from the Muppet*Vision 3D show at Disney's Hollywood Studios: Waldorf - Hey, what’s all the commotion about? Sweetums - Bunny ran away! Waldorf - Well you know what that makes him? Statler and Waldorf - *SMARTER THAN US! HAHAHAHA!* Bean Bunny - I’m runnin’ away. Nobody would let me help with the movie. Statler - This is a very moving moment Waldorf - *Yeah...I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh*
Honorable mentions to Muppet Vision 3D: Fozzie: "What are you guys doing here?" "We entered a contest!" "Yeah, and we lost!" "He's trying to drown us!" "What do you call that?" "An act of mercy!" "That's a great Goofy mask you've got there!" "That's not a mask..." "Oh...sorry, lady!" "What are you doing?" Sweetums: "Bean ran away!" "You know what that makes him?" "Smarter than us!"
Muppet vision 3D was the greatest experience I had during my holiday to America as a young ‘un. To see W + D “in the flesh” was just incredible. I still smile now whenever I remember it. Even the arrow hitting their box !!!
Good thing this attraction got to live a life before cancel culture and shuttered their doors in 2014. Otherwise Disney would need a offensive content disclaimer on it.
My favorite S&W line from Muppet Vision 3D: "You think we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?" "We can't, you idiot! We're bolted to the seats!"
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, Statler and Waldorf, the two old gentlemen who usually sit up here, have-" Fozzie: "Died". *takes off his hat* Kermit: "Fozzie! They - have not." Fozzie: "HA HA HA HA HA" OK, Statler and Waldorf aren't even on the screen yet and I'm dying. XD
Here are a few of my own : Waldorf: Did you like this song ? Statler: No, I forgot my hearing aid. Waldorf: But, you're wearing them. Statler: Yes, I forgot to leave them at home. Waldorf: I wish they made this show in the morning. Statler : Why would you want it in the morning ? Waldorf: Cause I'll get stuck down in traffic. Waldorf: Last week's show was much better. Statler: But you left very early. Waldorf: And I also came very late. Waldorf: I forgot my glasses. Is that frog still green ? Statler: Why didn't you just hear him. Waldorf: I would love this show if there were less people. Statler: But, the theatre is empty because of Covid. Waldorf: I was talking about the stage.
Waldorf: “Is the show finally over?” Statler: “It’d be a nice change of pace.” Waldorf: “How’s that?” Statler: “Well it’s been going under all night!” Both: “DOHOHOHOHO!”
Mine was only an audio, but it went: Waldorf: That was wonderful! Statler: Bravo! Waldorf: I loved it! Statler: Ah, it was great! Waldorf: Well, it was pretty good. Statler: Well, it wasn't bad. Waldorf: There were parts of it that weren't very good, though. Statler: It could have been a lot better. Waldorf: I didn't really like it. Statler: It was pretty terrible. Waldorf: It was bad. Statler: It was awful! Waldorf: It was terrible! Statler: Take it away! Waldorf: Hey, boo! Statler: Boo!
My favorite was In "The Muppets Take Manhattan." Waldorf" I got us tickets for the play." Statler "Are they good seats?" "I'll say they're for the next train out of town."
Statler: Poor Fozzie. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. Waldorf: He wanted to make us laugh. Statler: I feel sorry for him. Both: Hahahaha! Statler: These chickens sure make for a different show. Waldorf: Yeah, but it'll all add up to the same old turkey! Both: Hahaha gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble hahaha! Statler: I liked that last number. Waldorf: What did you like about it?! Statler: It was the _last_ number! Both: Hahahaha! Statler: So _that_ was Alice Cooper? Waldorf: You should see his sister, James Fenimore. Both: Hahahaha! Waldorf: Yep, what did you think? Statler: Shocking. Waldorf: Yes, but was it funny? Statler: Of course not. That'd _really_ be shocking! Both: Hahahaha! Statler: Well, that number shows what a great actress Leslie Uggins is. Waldorf: Actress? She wasn't acting, she was singing. Statler: Yes, but she looked like she enjoyed it. That's acting. Both: Hahahaha! Waldorf: Well, they say all good things come to an end. Statler: What's that got to do with _this_ show? Both: Hahahaha! Waldorf: You know, I thought the pilgrim fathers were against show business. Statler: They were against entertainment. This doesn't count. Both: Hahahaha!
Statler: Do you remember when the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl? Waldorf: I don’t remember, when? Statler: I don’t remember either. Both: DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Are you guys the actual Waldorf and Statler?! Cause if you are, then thank god Hollywood Studios hasn’t torn down the Muppets show there cause it was my favorite 😄😄
The Muppets Level Pack from Little Big Planet gives us this gem. Waldorf: Gonzo's act reminds me of olympic skiing. Stalter: How so? Waldorf: It goes downhill fast.
I missed: - “The question is: What *is* a Man-nah man-nah?” + “The question is: Who cares?” Unfortunately 98% of the internet trolls I met do not even get close to these two.
There is one I was sure I would see on here. It went like this Waldorf: Hey she wasn't to bad I'd like to hear her sing that in Tenor Statler: Oh yeah? well whats Tenor? Waldorf: Tenor eleven miles away AhhahHahahahaha
Another good one I can think of: In the sketch, glue was being used, and the performer was telling the audience to wait a few seconds for the glue to get tacky. At this, Statler and Waldorf chime in, in some order, something like this: "Well, that's a fresh change of pace." "What is?" "It's the first time we've had to wait for something on this show to get tacky" "BO HO HO HO HO!"
Muppets fun fact: Statler and Waldorf are both named after New York hotels. Waldorf is obviously named after the Waldorf Astoria. But what about Statler? Well if you've ever used NY Penn Station and exited the station onto Seventh Ave, then it's the hotel right in front of you. It used to be called the Hotel Statler and Statler Hilton before it was reverted back to its original name in 1991, the Hotel Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, it is being demolished and replaced with a bland office tower called 15 Penn Plaza. The building managed to survive over a hundred years from January 1919 to April 2020. Another closure resulting from the pandemic.
Half related. The movie "The paper moon" had a scene with a hotel in it. I actually stayed one night in it ON ACCIDENT. Some friends were staying there that night, & I had spent the day with them earlier. When they went there for the night, they forgot to take me to my place first, so we all went up to their room. I had seen the movie before, but it wasn't until years AFTER that incident that I found out that that was THAT hotel from the movie.
One of my favorites was in the Muppet Labs sketch with Gilda Radner, after Dr. Honeydew applied a drop of tacky glue and then paused for a few seconds for the glue to set. Statler: What are we waiting for? Waldorf: For it to get tacky. Statler: Another first on this show. Waldorf: How's that? Statler: It's the first time we've had to wait for it to get tacky.
"We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie." "Private screening room D." "Private screening?" "Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public." Statler and Waldorf laugh.
I used to watch the Muppet Show religiously. Waldorf and Statler were the bomb! What a life to have, to go to a show weekly and heckle the performers. Waldorf and Statler were the faces of comedy in the 1970s.
Statler: “Hm, I’ve never seen anything like that before.” Waldorf: “And with any luck I’ll never see anything like it again!” Both: “OH HOHOHOHOHO!” Waldorf: “Play it again.” Statler: “Oh, right.”
“Why do we always come here, I guess we’ll never know? It’s like a kind of torture, to have to watch the show!” My favorite line of the opening theme song.😂
"BRILLIANT!" "Err, that was terrible." "Well, it was good!" "Eh, it was very bad." "It was average." "Uhh it was in the middle there." "It wasn't that great." "I kind of liked it." "It was terrible!" "I LOVED IT!" "GET EM OFF!" "MORE!"
I think the best one (not on here) is from Muppet Treasure Island: "Take a cruise" you said. "see the world" you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship. Hey, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience!
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Dear Ken.
Your Hadouken is not as good as Ryu's Hadouken.
Somebody had to say it.
Darien Delport We were trying!
I don't think you understand what a troll is.
The one TRUE fact that Statler and Waldorf are the MEWT LOLwut hyperomega Spleb Dogendoofer overused pranksters who are smart and stupid lololollllll
one of the best ever was them heckling Fonzy when the bear says "Hey, you two try coming down here and being funny"
"you first"
That wasn't Fozzie. That was when they heckled Milton Berle.
Gabe Larsen At Disney world, they heckle Fozzie at the Muppet Show, and Kermit angrily enquires why they're in the audience.
"We entered a contest!"
*"And we lost!"*
*"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!"*
Hahaha
The Milton Berle gag was taken from Milton Berles own show. When Sidney Shpritzer would heckle him from the balcony. It's a hilarious bit and it's on TH-cam.
LMAO
The Muppets: A show that comes with its own haters
jkrfan7
Thought provoking...
Great comment!👏🏽😆
It's an added bonus. :)
Free!
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 it's still overpriced. Huh huh huh huh
Wow for once it’s old people taking jobs!
Waldorf: Look at that, over 500 people have disliked this video.
Statler: I know, I’m one of them.
Waldorf: Me too!
Both: DOH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
This needs more likes!
Rlmfao, that was good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
I just call them Marley & Marley
Nailed it !
"This show is awful!"
"Terrible!"
"Disgusting!"
"See you next week?"
"Of course."
That sums them up in a nutshell!
They keep paying for the best seats cuz they're always comedy gold
Haters in a nutshell
I want The Muppets to host The Oscars, specifically so you can hear Waldorf and Statler heckle the celebrities
That would be awesome
That would actually make me watch the oscars
Even better: Statler and Waldorf teaming up with Ricky Gervais!
@@TF2Fan101 better yet. Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais voicing Waldorf and Statler hosting the Oscars.
I would so watch that!
Life goal: sit in an opera box all day, rich and retired, insulting people with my best friend.
SAME LOL
#legitlifegoals
Ash Suare me too!
Step 1: Get a best friend
It's a dream.
"What's this fish doing in our box?"
"Same as us. Suffering."
Statler and Waldorf had precisely zero chill. They could insult you in a hundred different ways, and you'd have to *think* about what they'd said in order to be offended.
The perfect art of the "wait, I need to process this" insult.
William Fletcher
Excellent! I just read a very profound, VERY well written, and really quite thought provoking TH-cam comment!!! Most impressive! And very well "Liked" I might add! Simply magnificent!
Oh yeah... And I read yours too...
Buh Dum Pum! CHhhhh!!!
It's straight outta Vaudeville!
William Fletcher doesn't take much brains to be offended
Lol you know what they say when u get older u become wise well these guys were real wise guys😏
That is what makes them the expert trolls
Scooter: "Hey boss, why DO you keep letting those old hecklers into the joint every week? They have been coming here for years just to make fun of us."
Kermit: 'Well Scooter, it's mostly because they've been buying out the most expensive seats in the house every week for years just to make fun of us."
“Hey why do we keep buying the most expensive seats again?”
“To by like the producers and see how it feels to waste money on this show”
@@petalsinthebreeze "Paying off the people in the cheap seats to come back!"
Those are my grand dads.
@@TheLegend2T "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO!"
no wonder why the act has crumpled down but not the stage nor the roof nor literally everything else. lol
My personal favorite:
"Hey, you think this show's educational?"
"Yeah! It'll drive people to read!"
You missed the best one.
Statler: "Hey, they're not half-bad."
Waldorf: "Nope, they're all bad."
David Harrison That was on the bread advert it could be because it's an American video unable to access our adverts sometimes. 👍
I was waiting for the one where they both start praising the act, then gradually start reducing their praise until it's all insults
Statler: "Hey you old fool, you slept through the show."
Waldorf: "Who's a fool? You watched it!"
The best one that was included.
Statler: "I now realize that television has one advantage over a live stage show."
Waldorf: "What's that?"
Statler: "A television you can turn off."
However Statler and Waldorf failed to remember this important lesson when Muppets Tonight was on the air.
Stadler-You think this show is educational?
Waldorf-Yes, it'll drive people to read books
"What was that?"
"That was the medium sketch"
"The medium sketch?"
"Yeah , it wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done."
SAVAGE
Anna Henderswagg agree that might be the best one
Anna Henderswagg Imma use that.
Savage? Seriously, where do we draw the line between a burn and being completely rude? What's next, will racism be considered "savage" in 5 years?
@@alpharabbit2353 Dude chill, it's just the muppets. That one wasn't even that offensive.
@@Klaxynd Offensive isn't the issue. Internet culture has just gotten so goddamn annoying to the point where slang is all the current generation even knows. Ever see the movie Idiocracy? We're heading in that direction
"This is terrible. I want my money back!"
"But the tickets were free"
"& overpriced at that"!!!!
There are soooooo many that this video didn't do.
I'm glad I work here.
Why's that?
Cause I wouldn't pay to be here!
Huh huh huh huh
"I don't have my hearing aid." "You can't hear them. You must be having a wonderful time!" "No, I'm having a wonderful time!"
"007 and 700 are so beautiful together." "700 is Piggy's agent number?" "No, it's her weight!"
That's a paraphrased version of Woody Allen's joke in the opening of Annie Hall...
The video would probably be too long if they did!
Statler and Waldorf aren't just hecklers, they're professionals. It's not personal to them, they do it for the art of heckling.
yes, professionals... They've seen more bombs than the blitz!
@@ffejpsycho 😂😂😂
There's like a little Fozzie interview on the Muppets treasure island bonus features, and in it he says he pays them, so they are in fact, doing this as a job
They're like Buford. They're not bad, just dedicated to the bit
The gold standard for heckling even to this day.
I guess, it's a shame that gold is no longer standard, then.....
"Do you believe in life after death?"
"Every time I leave this theatre!"
ＤＯＨＯＨＯＨＯＨＯＨＯ
Statler: "Well, I've never seen anything like *that* before!"
Waldorf: "And with any luck, we'll never see anything like it again!"
Derek Hiemforth “Play it again.”
Boom!
- I can dig that.
- Well let's keep digging until it's buried.
FireChaser2134 you mean DO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
🤣🤣🤣👍
One of my all time favourites was when Debra Harry guest starred and she sang the song, ‘one way or another’.
The chorus was, ‘One way or another, I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another’
Then after the one old guy turns to the other and asks, ‘who do you think she’s gonna get?’
And the other replies, ‘probably the guy who booked her on this show!’
LOL 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
S: “I can’t believe it! They achieved the impossible! Bravo, bravo!”
W: “What, you actually like the show?”
S: “No, they made it even worse!”
The original trolls. They will never get old.
Marcus Allen cuz they are already old, hahahahahaha
Devi Drogt ah hahaha 😂😂😂
Marcus Allen they'll never get young either. Dohohoho
Golden Owl Good fellow, you have learned from the masters.
Marcus Allen they are old though. that's their character
"Boy, being in all those clips of reacting to the Muppet Show, and never enjoying ourselves? What could be worse?"
"Being in the comment section!"
"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Man, these comments are really thought-provoking."
"Oh? Like what?"
"Like, people actually watch this stuff?"
"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"I had a dream the other day... we were surrounded by millions of appreciative, loyal fans! It was a real scream."
"A scream, you say?"
"Yeah. Once I realized they were all TH-cam idiots I woke up screaming."
"DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"People say we're the best part of the show." "We're not even part of the show! DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Could you even blame them? When they see us it's like taking a break from a painful job! DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"Hey, what happened to the video?"
"What do you mean?"
"Ah, TH-cam must have removed it because of copyright infringement. It's all grey, fuzzy, and very low quality!"
"Sounds like it's working just fine!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Matt Kingsbury THAT was a good one
Statler: you know they say this show gets better with age.
Waldorf: Why? The jokes get better?
Statler: No, cuz my hearing gets worse
DOHOHOHOHOH
XD
Think they went to YALE
Boom!
These two guys are definitely unforgettable.
They forgot one.
"Now I can go to the dentist".
"Oh, why is that?"
"After this show nothing can hurt me."
You know they were the og trolls because they still watched the show week after week despite claiming to hate it.
My fav line of theirs is actually from the Muppet vision ride and it sums this up nicely
Statler: Well, what do you think? Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show? Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
Well sometimes it's more fun to insult something you hate then enjoy something you like.
@@garganrose It's even more fun to insult something you love but don't want anyone to think you love it
If you know the back story the are escaping there wives and they have a fiscal interest in the theatre.
"There's a lot to be said for this program."
"Too bad you can't say it on a family show!"
"Ah, this show is good for what ails me."
"What ails you?"
"Insomnia!"
"Hey, you old fool! You slept through the show."
"Who's a fool? You watched it."
[Talking about the next show] "I already got tickets."
"You did? Are they good seats?"
"They sure are, they're for the next train out of town!"
"Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
"What?"
"It ends!"
"I have a good mind to go home."
"If you had a good mind, you wouldn't be here in the first place!"
"Do you think we'll be entertained tonight?"
"I know I will."
"Why?"
"I brought a book!"
"I've never seen anything like that before!"
"And, with any luck, we'll never see it again!"
Shane Killian a
Shane Killian whats up my fellow capitalist pig, didn't expect to see you here.
I've seen detergents leave a better film than this
Too much comedy gold. How the hell are we supposed to top that if they already reached the top?
Push them off and write it back up again.
I need to memorize these.
I think they definitely gave Fozzie the most flack and that was when they were at their best.
After the audience leaves during one of Fozzie's #s.
Fozzie: Hey, you guys stuck around until the end of the show. You hate my show.
Waldorf: What are you talking about? We love your show.
Fozzie: You do?
Statler: Yeah, when it's over!
Hohohoho!
krebyrocks77 Waka Waka
"I always think that honesty is always the best policy."
"Do you really belive that?"
"Nope. I was lying."
Good one, guys
believe*
As a kid, Statler and Waldorf were my favorite part of the show. Swedish Chef and Beaker were two other favorites, but while they tended to do more or less the same thing every act, S&W would often venture into more surreal territory, not that you can tell that from most of these clips.
Lol, these guys. Love the show. My best friend John and I were always compared to Statler and Waldorf. He had the nose, I had the bald. Boldy going where no man should ever go publicly. We were at a show in an old theatre once and had the pillbox seat. As a joke, a friend took a picture of us and labelled us Statler and Waldorf there in the seats. To this day 20 some years later people still laugh about it. TROLLS we are. Lol. He passed a few years ago. I miss him every day. Lol, thanks for the memories.
If you can take the picture to the box and talk to it like a Monty Python skit, one last time.
Jesus loves you
John 3:16
Romans 8:35-39
Thank goodness I only had to read the first two sentences of that story
@@scrubbingdoubles8585 Rubbish!!!🤣🤣
these two gave absolutly zero fucks
I cant believe how much i agree with you :P
When you get as old as them, probably neither will you :P
I know my Granddad doesn't, so most likely :P
Like Peter Griffin said, "They don't care for most things."
And they didn't get any either! DOHOHOHO!!!
"I loved it"
"It was great"
"It was pretty good"
"Well it wasn't bad"
"It could've been better"
"It wasn't that good"
"It was bad"
"It was terrible"
"I hated it"
"BOOOOO"
"BOOOOO"
mrsocko316
... THE ARISTOCRATS!
I knew I missed some of the wording, but still a good quote.
No. You probably said it right.
The Aristocrats is a completely different and heinously vulgar joke.
No, I said it wrong. Someone else sent me a link to the audio. It was more extended than I remembered.
that was great
From Sesame Street to The Muppet Show to the Dark Crystal to Yoda…Jim Henson and his crew were unrivaled geniuses.
Statler: “Hey! You old fool, you slept through the show!
Waldorf: “Who’s the fool? You watched it.”
Statler: This shows making me drowsy, time to start counting sheep.
Waldorf: What Sheep
Statler: Everyone watching the Show.
Flashrocket Chapman Gangsta!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Boom!
Hoooooo.
Where'd you find _that_ red pill?
no they're all asleep, not all a sheep...
These two grumpy men were the reason I used to watch the show. 😂
JACQUELINE Di MATTIA then and the chef were my faves !
JACQUELINE Di MATTIA same for me
They were also the reason to sit through the credits at the end... just to see their parting shot.
Or swedish chef... How do you enjoy Tthe Swedes? Bork...Bork.. Bork.
Definitely
I love this one:
Waldorf: I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show.
Statler: why not? they were also responsible for the bubonic plague!
Fozzie: "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?....Wet!"
Waldorf: "Hey that's not funny - I was on that boat, you know!"
Statler: "Do you still have that dress you used to get off?"
Classic.
Here's a joke in the style of Statler and Waldorf, in honor of Switzerland and growing up there:
"You know I've actually been to Switzerland!"
"Really? What's the best part?"
"I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!"
*"HAHAHAHA"*
Missing my favorite. I tend to quote it a lot in Real Life:
"Ah, they just don't make them like they used to!"
"No, they never did."
Missed the moment that Milton Berle was on:
Waldorf: "Hey Berle! I know what you're doin wrong! Standing too close to the audience!"
Berle: "Oh, okay!" *backs up a bit* "How's this?"
Waldorf: "Still too close!"
Berle: *backs up again* "Is this good?"
Waldorf: "A little more."
Berle: "Well, how far back do you want me to go?"
Waldorf: "...Ya got a car?"
Statler and Waldorf: "DOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!!"
I actually read that Berle wrote the lines for Statler and Waldorf.
Statler: That list was pure torture!
Waldorf: It could be worse.
Statler: How so?
Waldorf: It could be 37!
Both: D'OHH HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"That was the speech?"
"It was obvious!"
"It was pointless!"
"It was...short..."
"I LOVED IT!!"
Wasn't that in the Muppet Christmas Carol?
@@Appolyon Yes it was! XD
Another missed one: them sitting in their box with a baby.
Waldorf: "Is he a bouncing baby boy?"
Stattler: "I don't know, but we're high enough to find out."
DOHOHOHOHOHO
Baby smacks Stattler with his rattle.
"I've seen detergents that left a better film!"
Ron Devon Oh ..that's clever ....good one
I’ve used that before on a couple bad movies
Th one on th left looks like Bernie Sanders. LOL
"I liked that last clip"
"whys that?"
"because it was the last clip"
DOHOHOHO
These two old farts were the best! Anyone who watched all the Muppet Show episodes knows there was NO PLEASING these nomogenarians unless the performer was Dianna Ross!
Waldorf liked John Denver before he did the show
The thing is these two are there every week since day one and even funded a new stage
Halpin2006 or Bernadette Peters
They were fans of Danny Kaye as well.
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Kermit: "Statler and Waldorf, the two old gentlemen that usually sit up here have-"
Fozzy: *Died*
A dynamic duo who never let us down. Here are two Statler and Waldorf moments from the Muppet*Vision 3D show at Disney's Hollywood Studios:
Waldorf - Hey, what’s all the commotion about?
Sweetums - Bunny ran away!
Waldorf - Well you know what that makes him?
Statler and Waldorf - *SMARTER THAN US! HAHAHAHA!*
Bean Bunny - I’m runnin’ away. Nobody would let me help with the movie.
Statler - This is a very moving moment
Waldorf - *Yeah...I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh*
don't be silly.... in order to be let down, you have to have the possibility of enjoying the show!...
Honorable mentions to Muppet Vision 3D:
Fozzie: "What are you guys doing here?"
"We entered a contest!"
"Yeah, and we lost!"
"He's trying to drown us!"
"What do you call that?"
"An act of mercy!"
"That's a great Goofy mask you've got there!"
"That's not a mask..."
"Oh...sorry, lady!"
"What are you doing?"
Sweetums: "Bean ran away!"
"You know what that makes him?"
"Smarter than us!"
Petman1325 LMAO
Muppet vision 3D was the greatest experience I had during my holiday to America as a young ‘un. To see W + D “in the flesh” was just incredible. I still smile now whenever I remember it. Even the arrow hitting their box !!!
Good thing this attraction got to live a life before cancel culture and shuttered their doors in 2014. Otherwise Disney would need a offensive content disclaimer on it.
My favorite S&W line from Muppet Vision 3D:
"You think we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?"
"We can't, you idiot! We're bolted to the seats!"
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, Statler and Waldorf, the two old gentlemen who usually sit up here, have-"
Fozzie: "Died". *takes off his hat*
Kermit: "Fozzie! They - have not."
Fozzie: "HA HA HA HA HA"
OK, Statler and Waldorf aren't even on the screen yet and I'm dying. XD
Just like Statler and Waldorf.
Do-ho-ho-ho-ho
You just *know* that Fozzie wanted to do *something* to get back at those two for all the heckling they did to his act in Season 1.
I think that they would have actually liked that one!
It doesn't even matter. Fozzie starts laughing, I laugh.
"I supose there is life in other planet!? What do you care, you dont have a life on this one"
Or, "Suppose there's intelligent life on other planets?" "There's certainly none in this theater!" "Dohohohoho!"
Here are a few of my own :
Waldorf: Did you like this song ?
Statler: No, I forgot my hearing aid.
Waldorf: But, you're wearing them.
Statler: Yes, I forgot to leave them at home.
Waldorf: I wish they made this show in the morning.
Statler : Why would you want it in the morning ?
Waldorf: Cause I'll get stuck down in traffic.
Waldorf: Last week's show was much better.
Statler: But you left very early.
Waldorf: And I also came very late.
Waldorf: I forgot my glasses. Is that frog still green ?
Statler: Why didn't you just hear him.
Waldorf: I would love this show if there were less people.
Statler: But, the theatre is empty because of Covid.
Waldorf: I was talking about the stage.
Waldorf: I wish they made this show in the morning.
Statler : Why would you want it in the morning ?
Waldorf: Cause I'm here at night...
@@ffejpsycho Waldorf: Why is this called the Muppets show ?
Statler: Cause there are Muppets in it.
Waldorf: Yes, but where's the show ?
Waldorf: “Is the show finally over?”
Statler: “It’d be a nice change of pace.”
Waldorf: “How’s that?”
Statler: “Well it’s been going under all night!”
Both: “DOHOHOHOHO!”
Waldorf: I think maybe they should try a different direction
Statler: Really? Which direction?
Waldorf: Away
DOHOHOHOHOHO
These two guys will always be hilarious to this day
let's not fool ourselves, the show they were watching wouldn't have lasted the season...
My favorite was always:
This show's good for what ails me.
Well, what ails ya?
Insomnia.
Nine is..that wasnt half bad...it wasnt half good either
Mine was only an audio, but it went:
Waldorf: That was wonderful!
Statler: Bravo!
Waldorf: I loved it!
Statler: Ah, it was great!
Waldorf: Well, it was pretty good.
Statler: Well, it wasn't bad.
Waldorf: There were parts of it that weren't very good, though.
Statler: It could have been a lot better.
Waldorf: I didn't really like it.
Statler: It was pretty terrible.
Waldorf: It was bad.
Statler: It was awful!
Waldorf: It was terrible!
Statler: Take it away!
Waldorf: Hey, boo!
Statler: Boo!
Silas Mortimer hahahaha this old guys are terrible
ScottishDiva lmao!
My favorite was In "The Muppets Take Manhattan." Waldorf" I got us tickets for the play." Statler "Are they good seats?" "I'll say they're for the next train out of town."
"Ok frog we watched the show!"
"Yeah, unlock the doors!"
:P
Statler: Poor Fozzie. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him.
Waldorf: He wanted to make us laugh.
Statler: I feel sorry for him.
Both: Hahahaha!
Statler: These chickens sure make for a different show.
Waldorf: Yeah, but it'll all add up to the same old turkey!
Both: Hahaha gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble hahaha!
Statler: I liked that last number.
Waldorf: What did you like about it?!
Statler: It was the _last_ number!
Both: Hahahaha!
Statler: So _that_ was Alice Cooper?
Waldorf: You should see his sister, James Fenimore.
Both: Hahahaha!
Waldorf: Yep, what did you think?
Statler: Shocking.
Waldorf: Yes, but was it funny?
Statler: Of course not. That'd _really_ be shocking!
Both: Hahahaha!
Statler: Well, that number shows what a great actress Leslie Uggins is.
Waldorf: Actress? She wasn't acting, she was singing.
Statler: Yes, but she looked like she enjoyed it. That's acting.
Both: Hahahaha!
Waldorf: Well, they say all good things come to an end.
Statler: What's that got to do with _this_ show?
Both: Hahahaha!
Waldorf: You know, I thought the pilgrim fathers were against show business.
Statler: They were against entertainment. This doesn't count.
Both: Hahahaha!
The Militant Atheist LMAO
Best one was the show where Fozzie actually trolled THEM.
'Hey Waldorf - nice suit! But didn't your wife notice the hole in the living room rug?'
Statler: Do you remember when the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl?
Waldorf: I don’t remember, when?
Statler: I don’t remember either.
Both: DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"Hey this football thing is a total circus!"
"Wanna see a bigger clown show?"
"Whats that?"
"Going to a cowboys playoff game"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Okay I got one I made up:
W: What a great view we have here.
S: No it's terrible.
W: Why is it terrible?
S: I can still see the stage!
Devenix8527. Lmao
Hey, we could use that!
Waldorf and Statler. How's this?
W: Can you believe people call us the original trolls?
S: No.
W: Why not?
S: They haven't seen your wife
Sadly, no. The troll reference is too much slang for us, and we don't have wives.
Are you guys the actual Waldorf and Statler?! Cause if you are, then thank god Hollywood Studios hasn’t torn down the Muppets show there cause it was my favorite 😄😄
At the end of their first full-length feature (I think):
"So, what did you think of the movie?"
"I've seen soap that left a better film."
"we saved the pig and the frog"
"Too bad we couldn't save the story."
The Muppets Level Pack from Little Big Planet gives us this gem.
Waldorf: Gonzo's act reminds me of olympic skiing.
Stalter: How so?
Waldorf: It goes downhill fast.
All time favourite:
Waldorf (to Statler) "You slept through the whole show!"
Statler "You mean you stayed AWAKE for it?"
I missed:
- “The question is: What *is* a Man-nah man-nah?”
+ “The question is: Who cares?”
Unfortunately 98% of the internet trolls I met do not even get close to these two.
Lol!
I love french singers.
I love french fries.
French fries? I don't get that.
Well, you didn't order any.
GameGuru That's hilarious!! I died!
Backdraft XIII I'll make the funeral arrangements. Burial or cremation?
That's one of my favorites.
XD
Alzheimer's effecting short term memory.
My favorite one.
Scene cuts to just Statler looking down.
Statler: "I told him not to jump, the show wasnt that bad."
Waldorf and Stadler were way ahead of there time 😂😂
“The comedian’s a bear”
“No he’s-a-not. He’s-a-wearing a tie !!”
There is one I was sure I would see on here. It went like this
Waldorf: Hey she wasn't to bad I'd like to hear her sing that in Tenor
Statler: Oh yeah? well whats Tenor?
Waldorf: Tenor eleven miles away
AhhahHahahahaha
TOO
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Came for that joke.
Another good one I can think of:
In the sketch, glue was being used, and the performer was telling the audience to wait a few seconds for the glue to get tacky.
At this, Statler and Waldorf chime in, in some order, something like this:
"Well, that's a fresh change of pace."
"What is?"
"It's the first time we've had to wait for something on this show to get tacky"
"BO HO HO HO HO!"
I always wanted to attend this show back when i was a child but was never asked. Now i realize that it wasn't really a live show. lol
Dallas Ponder aww great comment!
And it was filmed in London.
Well, maybe now you can be invited, since its a dead show! DOOOO HOHOHO!!
@@jackkenefick2696 tyvm nice spirit & comment
"People are idiots."
"Why's that?"
"All they watch the show for is to see us."
"I say that's BRILLIANT!"
DOHOHOHO!
Muppets fun fact: Statler and Waldorf are both named after New York hotels. Waldorf is obviously named after the Waldorf Astoria. But what about Statler? Well if you've ever used NY Penn Station and exited the station onto Seventh Ave, then it's the hotel right in front of you. It used to be called the Hotel Statler and Statler Hilton before it was reverted back to its original name in 1991, the Hotel Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, it is being demolished and replaced with a bland office tower called 15 Penn Plaza. The building managed to survive over a hundred years from January 1919 to April 2020. Another closure resulting from the pandemic.
Half related.
The movie "The paper moon" had a scene with a hotel in it. I actually stayed one night in it ON ACCIDENT. Some friends were staying there that night, & I had spent the day with them earlier. When they went there for the night, they forgot to take me to my place first, so we all went up to their room. I had seen the movie before, but it wasn't until years AFTER that incident that I found out that that was THAT hotel from the movie.
“What kind of act tries to drown the audience?”
“An act of mercy!”
One of my favorites was in the Muppet Labs sketch with Gilda Radner, after Dr. Honeydew applied a drop of tacky glue and then paused for a few seconds for the glue to set.
Statler: What are we waiting for?
Waldorf: For it to get tacky.
Statler: Another first on this show.
Waldorf: How's that?
Statler: It's the first time we've had to wait for it to get tacky.
Imagine if they had to watch modern acts with Nicki Minaj or Justin Bieber. They would be read to shreds!
You...you... damn you! You just made me WANT to see Justin Bieber now.But only so I can see Statler & Waldorf insult him.
Kent Huang lol me too!!! I'm so confused :)
"His hair looks like a mop"
"Then maybe they can clean their act!"
Cameron Wofford DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHHO
"Man, that act stunk! our janitors suck!"
"really? why?"
"they left the mop down there but there's still a mess!"
"We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie."
"Private screening room D."
"Private screening?"
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public."
Statler and Waldorf laugh.
"How'd you like the film?"
"I've seen DETERGENTS that leave a better film than THIS."
I used to watch the Muppet Show religiously. Waldorf and Statler were the bomb! What a life to have, to go to a show weekly and heckle the performers. Waldorf and Statler were the faces of comedy in the 1970s.
The one I was hoping to see was:
"I like this show!"
"It hasn't started yet!"
"I know - that's why I like it!"
Waldorf: "Well, they say all good things come to an end."
Statler: "What's that got to do with this show?"
OOHHH... HAHAHAHAHA
"The good thing is that it's ended!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Oh, this was a classic with those two.
Cait Cher yup
the OG trolls
Someone should hire them to take care of internet trolls. Guaranteed ratings grabber!
They wouldn't take care of internet trolls they would be the internet trolls.
they would teach them how its done.
They're hecklers, not trolls.
You kids think anyone who has a witty comeback is a fucking troll.
Mallory Lauve yup
Statler: “Hm, I’ve never seen anything like that before.”
Waldorf: “And with any luck I’ll never see anything like it again!”
Both: “OH HOHOHOHOHO!”
Waldorf: “Play it again.”
Statler: “Oh, right.”
“Personally I don’t care for puppets much I don’t find them believable”
“I don’t believe you”
1:27
😂😂😂😂
the best hecklers ever! true Craftsman at their trade.
"And I'm sure they'd trade it for just about anything! DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
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Great vid. The original Muppet Show was funny as hell.
Agreed!!
How funny is hell?
Not very funny, at all!
Have you been there?
Briansgate Statler: How funny is hell?
Waldorf: It's not!
Both: A hahahahaha!
zemorph that's so them
Waldorf: You know you can really learn something from watching this show
Stantler: Are we watching the same show?
"I always dreamed we'd be back here."
"Dreams? Those were nightmares!"
Statler and Waldorf should be judges on American Idol, or America's Got Talent. They'd put simon Cowell to shame.
“Why do we always come here, I guess we’ll never know? It’s like a kind of torture, to have to watch the show!” My favorite line of the opening theme song.😂
my personal favorite ...
" there's one good thing about this show "
" what's that ? "
" it cures what ails ya "
" what ails ya ? "
" INSOMNIA "
"BRILLIANT!"
"Err, that was terrible."
"Well, it was good!"
"Eh, it was very bad."
"It was average."
"Uhh it was in the middle there."
"It wasn't that great."
"I kind of liked it."
"It was terrible!"
"I LOVED IT!"
"GET EM OFF!"
"MORE!"
"You gotta admit, the opening theme is catchy."
"Yeah, so's smallpox."
BURN
Long before social media and Facebook, we had these legendary critics.
In Muppetvision, they have a good one as well.
Kermit:What are you two doing here
Waldorf:We entered a contest
Statler:Yeah, we lost.
I think the best one (not on here) is from Muppet Treasure Island:
"Take a cruise" you said. "see the world" you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
Hey, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience!
I like that part from muppet christmas carol where they say that fozzey's speach was dumb and then say it was short so it was actually great.
Or the second one from Muppet Treasure Island:
"We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog!"
"Well, it was too late to save the movie"
“It’s too bad Gonzo’s leaving the show”
“Yeah, I can think of some other people I’d rather see leaving”
“Who?”
“ME!!”
My favorite was the one that goes something like:
"That was awful!"
"That was terrible!"
"It was...short."
".....I loved it!!"
Muppets Christmas Carol, I believe.
Boom!
It was pointless! It was obvious!