Jerma calling the original gameboy "clunky" and dismissing the idea of taking it to the bathroom like that would be ridiculous immediately after saying he used to take his whole desktop computer to the bathroom with him is actually the most psychotic thing I've ever heard from him.
i watched the first stream last night and i was mortified with his choices. three hours into this one i was impressed with his slight improvement, i cant believe he does everything the way he does it’s so funny
My family actually had some at one point because they were perfectly good but being trashed by my dad's work and our dining furniture was falling apart. So we had swivel chairs for several years lol
Twitch Chat: JERMA WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT MATE YA TALKING CRAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DAD IN THE HOUSE THATS NOT FUNNY WHAT ARE YOU ON MATE TH-cam comments: WOW jerma is a comedic genius!!! I would have never thought of such a funny idea for a movie!
Jerma did a great job recreating the season of Breaking Bad where Walt pretended to move out but instead lived in his family's walls with elaborate constructions. I got chills when Walt said "I am the dad in the walls".
this is an alternate reality where instead of becoming heisenberg he becomes wall dad and forms makeshift crackpipes from his son's crutches in his dad zone
The best sleep aid there is. There are only 8 episodes but everytime I put one on, I instantly drift to sleep. Even if I have watched an episode 3 times, i still forget how calming and relaxing Jerma is while playing this game.
The crazy dad scenario reminds me of a book i read in 6th grade. Theres this family living in an underground shelter because of a "nuclear war" and they find out that it was all a lie because the dad had grown paranoid and faked the nuclear explosion
I hope that House Flipper lets you create some HH Holmes murder hotel shit with secret doors and stuff that'd be so cool. I mean officially, of course you can make a dad room but I mean actually having built in secret corridor shit would be cool
"Honey im home" drives straight into the baby's cradle. Even if that didnt happen. The baby would get killed by carbon monlxide possibly. Its also dirty in the garage
Plot twist: About 1/2 way through the film, the new step-dad discovers old dad in the walls and tries to ring the police. Wall Dad kills him and skins him. He then infiltrates the family wearing step-dad's skin and no-one twigs on - except for dead step-dad's faithful old doggo. Problem is, doggo keeps trying to eat the skin costume and of course, hijinks ensue. Wall Dad eventually kills and skins doggo as step-dad's skin costume was starting to look a bit ragged from all the chewing. Wall Dad loses it completely and spends the rest of his life as Family Doggo.
I like how he destroyed a house cuz the bathroom was next to the kitchen, then made it so you had to use the bathroom sink in this kitchen. That or the washer for water.
Anytime Jerma asks if anybody watching sees something, it feels like I'm watching Blues clues, just as I was thinking that he said Dora. That works too
Where the fuck does Jerma live that the garage in people's house is not boiling in the summer and freezing in the winter? There are maybe 3 months of the year that the temperature in that space is tolerable for more than 20 minutes.
It can't just be me that notices a resemblance between Jerma and Jim Carrey. He's the Jim Carrey of streams. And just the best streamer in general. He is just such an amazing entertainer. He's always funny. He takes the anger that he gets from some games and just channels it into a joke. And he is one of the most appreciative heartfelt people. You really feel a connection to him.
@@ed9358 honestly makes me kinda sad when I see kids think they could ever be friends with streamers/youtubers/etc. because they clearly haven’t had their dreams shattered yet lmao
@@greenteagoddess5271 i mean like if someone i knew had his personality i would b friends w them. i dont actually think i would be friends with jerma hes a random person on the internet
1:40 ok, so what I think happened here is, Jerma985 made a mistake with the resolution, that I believe The Powers that Be found so unforgivable, they decided to assasinate him and replace him by Jerma986. We can hear the sounds of panic of Jerma985 in there, and then some noise that I can only recognize as a balloon being inflated, I pressume Jerma985 was beaten to death with a balloon animal. In the following few minutes you will hear the noises of Jerma986 gaining consiousness and coming to life as he fully takes his position as the new Jerma985. jerma987 in the background is meanwhile becoming Jerma986, and so on.
The kind of man who thinks a family got evicted from their home so they could film breaking bad inside it is the type of man who thinks there's a little guy hiding in every ATM who counts the money
I don't think anyone said it on stream Jerma but the reason most people don't use garages as proper rooms is because they lack proper insulation and thus it's quite expensive to turn it into a room.
my favorite moment is when jerma says "haven't you ever seen a movie or tv show..." as a source for prisons still having old timey jail cells instead of doors with a slider or whatever.
It went from: "I want an expensive one" "I have no money left" "I'm just going to clean it up and resell it" "that's 9 grand okay" to spending the next 4 hours creating a dad's dream house
I love when he knocked down the walls of the empty room he envisioned as the son's bedroom so he could build them in the same spot as the dad's kitchen
Jerma calling the original gameboy "clunky" and dismissing the idea of taking it to the bathroom like that would be ridiculous immediately after saying he used to take his whole desktop computer to the bathroom with him is actually the most psychotic thing I've ever heard from him.
Dude i was fucking sleeping to this video and when he says this. I got the weirdest dream ever
@@umaruta4 Jerma streams are the equivalent to going to sleep on psychoactive drugs.
Top 3 things you don’t want to hear your spouse say while he renovates the house:
3. I’m lost
2. I’m making a Dark Souls level
1. Did I trap the baby
Second one sounds pretty cool 😶
Dad turned from a nosy guy getting in everyone's business, to a hermit who closes himself off from his family
Surprisingly, that's an actual movie starring Brian Cranston
@@SteveJobbed which movie
@@masako8980 It's called Wakefield, basically the exact same thing
Thats parasite
@@SteveJobbed breaking bad u mean.
"this room makes me feel at home" 1:26:52
It is confirmed that Jerma was grown in a Laboratory
It almost sounded like he was reading a comment when he said that
It literally looks like a padded cell
How would a stream meltdown ruin Jerma's career when that's a core feature of his career
Jerma "i had a hemroid, a small one"
Also jerma "i would spend two hours sitting on a toilet playing diablo"
Jerma was so ahead of his time, writing Parasite a whole year early
Basically
Oh what? This was before parasite? No wonder no one referenced that movie.
What about Bad Ronald (1974)?
Jerma spending 6 grand on shitty posters for his dad-in-the-walls gaming room is giving me an aneurysm
What's worse is you can import images to use as posters
Wall Dad: Don't move out of your ex-wive's house, move further in.
incredible
Local man refuses to stop until every home in his neighbourhood is painted entirely blue
"I need to make money, I can't dick around"
Jerma proceeds to make a 4 hour joke spending money and renovating the house
I’m fucking crying imagining Walter White doing this to his house after receiving his diagnosis instead of cooking meth, Wall-ter White
im taking psychic damage watching this i just wanted to see him calmly flip houses in a slightly normal way
i watched the first stream last night and i was mortified with his choices. three hours into this one i was impressed with his slight improvement, i cant believe he does everything the way he does it’s so funny
genuinely, his methods stressed me so much i bought the game just so i could do better
With the Jerm? No way.
@@girlyunderthegrave by pop
@@drewh.1292 by pop huh?
Just fell asleep watching the stream woke up and he still wasn’t done with that stupid house
Cute dog
@@ceilingfan3589 pog dog
lmao same
getting swivel chairs for the dining room table is insane
My family actually had some at one point because they were perfectly good but being trashed by my dad's work and our dining furniture was falling apart. So we had swivel chairs for several years lol
Ive seen swivel dining chairs before, they were really nice
mcdonalds core
Twitch Chat: JERMA WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT MATE YA TALKING CRAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DAD IN THE HOUSE THATS NOT FUNNY WHAT ARE YOU ON MATE
TH-cam comments: WOW jerma is a comedic genius!!! I would have never thought of such a funny idea for a movie!
The conflict of Twitch and TH-cam
Twitch chat wants comedy, not jerma, unless its jerma being tortured, youtube likes jerma, all of jerma, no matter what it is
The dynamic is what adds to the humor the most
@@scrithen2836 very. very. true.
I love when chat provokes him. He really shines when chat is trying to hammer him.
*knocks down support pillar*
"Whats this even here for"
43:26 I can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as I just did at “someone could see my neck and head walking around”
so cruel he was never taught about curtains or blinds
@@danielfozard8642 i know i’m 4 months late but he doesn’t even know curtains exist and i kept thinking it the whole time it’s so tragic
He literally mentions curtains you guys lol
@@Redbikemasterthen it's a choice, and he chose chaos as usual lmao
@@margauxcy do you expect anything else from jerma?
Jerma did a great job recreating the season of Breaking Bad where Walt pretended to move out but instead lived in his family's walls with elaborate constructions. I got chills when Walt said "I am the dad in the walls".
"You think that of me? I am the wall who knocks"
Listening to jerma explain "dad house" is the funniest fucking thing
the biggest sin is jerma not tiling the whole floor at once, and doing it in sporadic shapes at a time.
Thanks Jerma I will never be able to watch Breaking Bad reruns the same after watching the crucifixion of Walts house.
this is an alternate reality where instead of becoming heisenberg he becomes wall dad and forms makeshift crackpipes from his son's crutches in his dad zone
@@ejlowell0329 Breaking Bad becomes Breaking Walls.
Wallter White
Upgrades his plastering ability. "Plaster bucket, this wasn't in the game before. What is this?"
Funny thing was, it was in the game before. He just kept not noticing it.
local steamer hallucinates about having a family
"life is not a cartoon" says the man who, out of all of mankind, is closest to a cartoon character
I love how he is throwing the whole house apart in the beginning trying to find the mountable but it was on the minimap the whole time
"Your head, right here is his ass--shitting" god tier quote
The best sleep aid there is. There are only 8 episodes but everytime I put one on, I instantly drift to sleep. Even if I have watched an episode 3 times, i still forget how calming and relaxing Jerma is while playing this game.
is he different? these are the only videos i’ve watched of him so far
@@girlyunderthegrave this man is a psychopath
I thought it was just me. Hes absolutely insane but the stream vods always make me sleepy.
2:34:00 oh so the dollhouse toilet computer setup was based in real life events omg
Jerma making the "Dad House within the House" was the funniest fucking thing ive seen in a long ass time
"I CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH MY SON"
30 year old boomer terrorises zoomer son live on stream
The crazy dad scenario reminds me of a book i read in 6th grade. Theres this family living in an underground shelter because of a "nuclear war" and they find out that it was all a lie because the dad had grown paranoid and faked the nuclear explosion
Holy shit I remember that book. They had to eat their brothers and sisters too.
Compound?
@@henrg Wut was the name of the book?
@@cheyannei5983 "The Compound" grey cover.
@@henrg OK I get that the underground compound they live in had a gray outside but what is the name of the book?
Wow i never expected him to play this again. I actually really liked this game for some reason and i loved the last stream of it.
I know, I think the fact that the game is so detailed in what it allows you to do is a perfect match for Jerma's ridiculous hare-brained schemes.
Thereareno Goodnamesleft
He might play it Saturday too!
It's a really fun game, and it has lead to some of his best streams and bita
worlds first shared custody home
Don't want to wake up anybody? No problem. *Grabs sledgehammer*
insane man buys a house and demolishes it while raving about dads
I will never unsee this house, I will be watching breaking bad and the only thought in my head is how wall dad got to this point in his life.
I hope that House Flipper lets you create some HH Holmes murder hotel shit with secret doors and stuff that'd be so cool. I mean officially, of course you can make a dad room but I mean actually having built in secret corridor shit would be cool
"His ass shitting"
- Jeremy Herrington 2018
Adventures of Wall Dad
Wall dad is way better than my dad. because he still lives with his family.,
RAT DAD
He made the roof pizza joke again.
I've fallen asleep to many many Jerma streams, this is probably the best one I've found.
Taking away the jokes and adding scary things to turn a comedy into horror... Pure genius.
"Honey im home" drives straight into the baby's cradle. Even if that didnt happen. The baby would get killed by carbon monlxide possibly. Its also dirty in the garage
Jerma can create such a generic concept of a movie, or show, and tell me it's real and I'd believe
I take a break from the video and come back to "what do you do with the bible?"
why did he spend so long barely decorating the walter white house and coming up with the most streched out hypotheticals im gonna lose my damn mind
i know it’s been awhile but the way jerma does tiling in this game infuriates me
There's something about hermitized wall-dads that really just tickles me.
It's just the wall-dad tickling you through the hole in the wall
Plot twist:
About 1/2 way through the film, the new step-dad discovers old dad in the walls and tries to ring the police.
Wall Dad kills him and skins him. He then infiltrates the family wearing step-dad's skin and no-one twigs on - except for dead step-dad's faithful old doggo.
Problem is, doggo keeps trying to eat the skin costume and of course, hijinks ensue.
Wall Dad eventually kills and skins doggo as step-dad's skin costume was starting to look a bit ragged from all the chewing.
Wall Dad loses it completely and spends the rest of his life as Family Doggo.
That guy is FUCKED
I want that bird to be in every stream so I can hear the cute little bastard make noises at random intervals
hell yes! I watched the entirety of the first house flipper stream, really glad he went back to it!
BRB Ends 5:09:53
if he ever used the minimap it would make it so much easier
I also had private dining at my school, I got to eat behind the curtain of the stage we used for announcements.
I like how he destroyed a house cuz the bathroom was next to the kitchen, then made it so you had to use the bathroom sink in this kitchen. That or the washer for water.
"I'm not a computer" Spoken as someone who is as computer. Don't deny us Jerma, you are an engineered SCP
Anytime Jerma asks if anybody watching sees something, it feels like I'm watching Blues clues, just as I was thinking that he said Dora. That works too
Some encanto shit three years before it even came out
watchinf him become reacquainted with the game is the most frustrating thing ever
The first few seconds of this vod was SO unhinged
Where the fuck does Jerma live that the garage in people's house is not boiling in the summer and freezing in the winter? There are maybe 3 months of the year that the temperature in that space is tolerable for more than 20 minutes.
It can't just be me that notices a resemblance between Jerma and Jim Carrey. He's the Jim Carrey of streams. And just the best streamer in general. He is just such an amazing entertainer. He's always funny. He takes the anger that he gets from some games and just channels it into a joke. And he is one of the most appreciative heartfelt people. You really feel a connection to him.
Yeah, I would totally hug him.
i think some years into the future jerma will be seen as some sort of pioneer
@@benjaminbankwin5690 he has been for a few years now already you know
Jim Carey's gone down a weird path lately, and not just career wise.
miss doubtfire with disturbing music and slightly altered dialogue and tone could alone be a horror movie
A sequel I never knew I needed
I love how jerma put artificial light. Is over basically every single natural source of light
The way jerma plays video games infuriates me sometimes
Same
Not everyone is the same :p I find humor in his.. abnormalities
@@wntriamand some people can do both, I find it hilarious how infuriating it is sometimes
The most terrifying thing was leaving my phone on all night by accident and waking up to VERY LOUD JERMA
I wish Jerma was my dad.
Me too and I'm a boomer.well almost.
sometimes i think me and jerma would be really good friends, and then i remember he was 18 when i was born. he could literally be my dad
@@ed9358 honestly makes me kinda sad when I see kids think they could ever be friends with streamers/youtubers/etc. because they clearly haven’t had their dreams shattered yet lmao
@@greenteagoddess5271 i mean like if someone i knew had his personality i would b friends w them. i dont actually think i would be friends with jerma hes a random person on the internet
@@sircringe8968 as they said it was more about the personalities jelling well if they had met.
if we don't like the yellow, I'll just paint it yellow
Did he really think the fireplace was a tv?
A whole house made of doors sounds interesting
This stream is called “Crazy Wall Dad and the Big Blue House” in my head canon.
1:40 ok, so what I think happened here is, Jerma985 made a mistake with the resolution, that I believe The Powers that Be found so unforgivable, they decided to assasinate him and replace him by Jerma986. We can hear the sounds of panic of Jerma985 in there, and then some noise that I can only recognize as a balloon being inflated, I pressume Jerma985 was beaten to death with a balloon animal. In the following few minutes you will hear the noises of Jerma986 gaining consiousness and coming to life as he fully takes his position as the new Jerma985. jerma987 in the background is meanwhile becoming Jerma986, and so on.
Holy shit, entire 6 hours of Prototype.
He keeps talking about dad tunnels. Was his dad perhaps a mole? Is this a normal part of life for him?
Walt's house is actually located at 3828 Piermont Dr.
I’ve never been more confused by the beginning of a vod
this is literally episode 2 of bobs burgers
3:30:14 WORST EXECUTED BIT EVER IN A JERMA STREAM
The kind of man who thinks a family got evicted from their home so they could film breaking bad inside it is the type of man who thinks there's a little guy hiding in every ATM who counts the money
streamer gets literally every element of star trek wrong
ok nm he likes a good episode
@@mabelmabel8112 TNG> any other star trek change my mind.
1:51:53 SPOILER ALERT
Isn't that just "Parasite"? Is he proposing a family-comedy version of "Parasite"?
I don't think anyone said it on stream Jerma but the reason most people don't use garages as proper rooms is because they lack proper insulation and thus it's quite expensive to turn it into a room.
my favorite moment is when jerma says "haven't you ever seen a movie or tv show..." as a source for prisons still having old timey jail cells instead of doors with a slider or whatever.
OH MY GOD YES HE ACTUALLY PLAYED IT AGAIN
if it isnt possible I'd love to have a new way of modifying houses in this where you turn them from single family homes to duplexes/triplexes or more.
A dad room? My brother in Christ you made a duplex.
Honestly several cans of meatballs is the best gaming snack.
It went from:
"I want an expensive one"
"I have no money left"
"I'm just going to clean it up and resell it"
"that's 9 grand okay"
to spending the next 4 hours creating a dad's dream house
Whole stream was ASMR. Really relaxing.
4:08:49
My favorite residentsleeper moment of all time was star's decision to become an overwatch streamer
I save these for bedtime.
2:47 this isn't a house it's a giant garage plus a storage area apparently
I was fine till he started carpeting the garage.
Edit: Omg my god it gets worse. XD
I love when he knocked down the walls of the empty room he envisioned as the son's bedroom so he could build them in the same spot as the dad's kitchen
I want to see Dad's in the Walls so bad
Hamburberg.
Me patiently waiting for him to paint the walls white
Oh my god i just realised
He's renovating Walter White's house
Walter
Walte
Walt
Wal
Wall
Breaking Bad 3 confirmed.
His ghost is living in the walls