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  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    A fifteen minute video on the shorts channel? Papa has blessed us on this day?
    edit: all the people replying and saying that a _fan account_ took clips from sam's twitch channel and paid Big Ben to edit it together are clinically rarted

    • @toddtherodgod1867
      @toddtherodgod1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I honestly feel like he uploaded to the wrong channel by accident

    • @snafu700
      @snafu700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@toddtherodgod1867 blame it on stalt

    • @ToxicityD-Day
      @ToxicityD-Day 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shush, we dont want him to not do this again!

    • @Rumplenutskn
      @Rumplenutskn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I just realized he had two channels and I've been following this one thinking wow, he's really gone downhill with all these 15 second clips.

    • @MassiveWorms383
      @MassiveWorms383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Papa bless

  • @bradyshaver5744
    @bradyshaver5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    2:45 "We're just clones sir, we're meant to b expendable"
    Sam: "yes"

  • @zkjellberg
    @zkjellberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    That nade at 2:33 was ridiculous. Never seen a moving group get taken out so brutally.

    • @Elduroto
      @Elduroto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And they just dropped like flies, truly terrifying

    • @R0YJ0YJ0Y
      @R0YJ0YJ0Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That had to have been the only other survivor doing the nade quest lmao

    • @hudra5528
      @hudra5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      where did it even come from?

    • @Elduroto
      @Elduroto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hudra5528 he probably spawned either tunnel or somewhere close and ran to the shoreline to see if he could pick people off in an ambush. That spot is common for quests so people camp it sometimes

    • @hempseed7028
      @hempseed7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friend was the person who threw that LMAO

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Sam is the lovable Heel of Tarkov and no one can tell me otherwise.

    • @Casual_Cthulhu
      @Casual_Cthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Idk he gives off forehead vibes to me.

    • @Son_Of_Kouric
      @Son_Of_Kouric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aqua is the toes

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Son_Of_Kouric Elaborate

    • @Son_Of_Kouric
      @Son_Of_Kouric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SomeNerdyBoy maybe aqua is the taint

    • @cpom5075
      @cpom5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Casual_Cthulhu damn cant believe that joke went over my head before writing my comment.

  • @sightedheart6418
    @sightedheart6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "I didn't do it for the money, and I don't like making videos either" from day 1 sam has maintained this channel just to bully aqua

    • @herald246
      @herald246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      aqua? aquafps? how is he bullying aqua? not in the know tbh

    • @sightedheart6418
      @sightedheart6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@herald246 its been a joke for years. Sam makes up horrible, obviously false claims about aqua to mess with him

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    General Sam knowing his target audience.
    His target audience: "FEMBOY FEET IDENTIFIED!"

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice darkwood pfp

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ngl those are the best feet

    • @gregtheegg7030
      @gregtheegg7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackreid2664 Recently started playing dark wood, stuck in the third area trying to find the use for the wolfs hideout key...

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@egeerdem8272 Explain

    • @whereipostmyclips7963
      @whereipostmyclips7963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dagnaldblumbf1882 femboy feet 🤤🤤🤤

  • @Dammlee
    @Dammlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    the name "General" Sam is becoming quite literal nowadays

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      General Child "sAm" Groomer, gotcha

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If this is a "short" then I can't wait for the full one on the main channel.

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its shorts and scrapped videos

  • @EA97_
    @EA97_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    So this is going to be an AlsoAqua type channel? Dope.

  • @jwaffle42
    @jwaffle42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You make Tarkov way more entertaining than some geared chad with an as val. Thank you

    • @daniel_cvlh1761
      @daniel_cvlh1761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sam and aqua > some chad like landmark

    • @ChronicSkooma
      @ChronicSkooma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has always made videos with a story. He just ads plot to any game somehow. Look at his older videos and you'll see he takes the plot very seriously. Even if he has to make one up. We laugh and joke but he lowkey is really smart with this kind of media. His interest is movies is not a coincidence, man knows his filmography.

    • @C0necat
      @C0necat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      An as val isn't really a good example of a meta gun though. An HK or a MK47 maybe

    • @ChronicSkooma
      @ChronicSkooma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@C0necat Lvndmark chads with a stock ak with a dong.
      The gun has nothing to do with chads. Its the 15 min long video of 10 second engagements that the player never loses cuz they are just so good. He shoots gun, guy dies, loot. repeat. its boring as fuck.

  • @wulfske
    @wulfske 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    what kinda psychopath comes looted to a raid with Sam, you’ve gotta know that you’re either cannon fodder or an easy run-through avoidance

  • @burgerking7086
    @burgerking7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    sam is definitely a tapeworm living in the bowels of the game

  • @lordofspork9865
    @lordofspork9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the ending rat animation should be the "starting soon" for streams

  • @TheKosmotect
    @TheKosmotect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm glad I got to watch this in my lunch break. Thanks Sam, I need to relax

  • @bluespice8865
    @bluespice8865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Months later we get a Twitlonger from Aqua stating that Sam has been abusing him. No one saw this coming. smh

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can't keep getting away with this.

  • @ryuk202
    @ryuk202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cartoon sam animorphing into a rat is fucking terrifying

  • @joshuadawson2525
    @joshuadawson2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thankyou so much for these videos and the podcast. At the end of the year ill show how much ive listened to the podcast but so far every night of this year ive listened to your podcast while falling asleep

    • @trevorcorey7910
      @trevorcorey7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hang on buddy, if you start the pod and then fall asleep, you’re effectively juicing your stats. If there’s an hour long pod, and you pod it up for 35 minutes and fall asleep, you’re gonna have an unearned 25 minutes of pod time on your count. The cumulative effect over a year would be massive. Please keep your pod stats clean and correct

  • @swosels
    @swosels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You made me buy tarkov and now I suffer from severe stress headaches

  • @theOGfluffy
    @theOGfluffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You can literally guess what sam's gonna say at this point "if pestily is the face of tarkov then I'm the butthole" 😂😂

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:23 - the "mister... _sam."_ was hilarious
    edit: and then "i'm on a high that not even _you_ can ruin." ahahaha

  • @sliderkyon2145
    @sliderkyon2145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    key words - "Until then im just an annoyance"
    WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING SAM

  • @dongmartin2163
    @dongmartin2163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    KolpaK Krew
    Not surprising Sam is creating his own militia.

  • @CatDaddy-SB
    @CatDaddy-SB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sam ALWAYS got that THANG on him! Thang in question is a Diet Coke

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “There’s an intruder amongst us” is the strangest sounding thing I’ve ever heard

  • @twofortyp1793
    @twofortyp1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    an actual video on the second channel??!

  • @dtipp59
    @dtipp59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only streamer with comedy relief in a game that gives none lol

  • @sillycatmeow1
    @sillycatmeow1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:12 in 2024 lmao

  • @MustardGravyy
    @MustardGravyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A full vid on seneral? Finally making multiple channels to maximize profits i see

  • @drewsbrewcrew
    @drewsbrewcrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chad Kolpak vs the virgin Airframe.

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Happy to see a positive take on TH-camrs grooming their audience

  • @jadenrobertshaw3545
    @jadenrobertshaw3545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This style of highlight video was superb. Keep these coming, and keep femboy in the squad.

  • @Peadeymclovin
    @Peadeymclovin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:17 I love how he does a Ben Shapiro voice while making fun of Shapiro-like talking points, honestly next level comedy

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds to me like a typical caricature of a nerd voice. Doesn't sound like Shapiro, and the arguments... How are you comparing them to Shapiro arguments? What are your parameters?
      Sounds to me like you're projecting and trying to inject politics where they don't belong, Peadey. That's some beta shit, Peadey.

  • @realchasecurtis
    @realchasecurtis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All hail General Sa… I mean, Seneral Gam! 🙌🏽

  • @unhookingsnake9327
    @unhookingsnake9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i think he hired the same editor for aquas videos on his 2nd channel to do the same for sam here pretty dope

    • @AHD-hl8ey
      @AHD-hl8ey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah didn't he say in a video or a podcast that he stole Aqua's editor from him or something? I guess Ben has the time for both of them. As someone else said, win-win-win

  • @kifjibbles4470
    @kifjibbles4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam: dresses us up for missions in a video game.
    Other TH-camrs: dresses us up for "missions" irl.

  • @s4n714g000
    @s4n714g000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this channel feels like we're part of a special club.
    Not sure that's a good thing

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude was not expecting a 15 minute "creating slaves for 5 hours" video on the SG my man, very epic

  • @fs2860
    @fs2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:22 careful sam you don't wanna end up like edp with all his "youtube influence"

  • @pooptato
    @pooptato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the editing on this video, more highlight videos like this PLS

  • @zashbot
    @zashbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam really tapping into his generational knowledge right now

  • @chiefr9627
    @chiefr9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is the naked Raiden inside the Rectum of Arsenal Gear, Pestily is Solidus Snake.

  • @kapcunt1566
    @kapcunt1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam is the male gspot of tarkov

  • @termitreter6545
    @termitreter6545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    P1x42 weaver sight is broken, the dot is lower than it should be. So no, this time its not just your aim :P

  • @Erlioth
    @Erlioth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:55 closing the door behind your enemy should be in the art of war (maybe it is)

  • @PizzaBadger
    @PizzaBadger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I see that my boy bigbenthedude has acquired a new source of income, Sam has gained another slave, and we get even more content. Its a win-win-win.
    Edit: Dear fucking god, that outro...

  • @Eli_Kennemer
    @Eli_Kennemer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:13 _'Sam goes to shoot a Timmy but is scared off by Momma-Bear'_
    7:52 _'Five Men Enter'_
    8:25 _'Six Men Come Out'_

  • @Kai-ym5yj
    @Kai-ym5yj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need the post fx and graphics settings, game looks great.

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    reserve tunnels. your area.
    sam: ofcourse you ask.
    his devil: no, no... hes got a point.

  • @Flanker-NineZero
    @Flanker-NineZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    More like this. Many more. I love your longer vids but these with Aqua and Omeed are also absolutely brilliant.

  • @Yackattack22
    @Yackattack22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For Sam being uneducated, he knows a lot more words then me

  • @jamesbusch9153
    @jamesbusch9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To give you an idea of Sam's influence, my friend and I have dedicated stash space for the sole purpose of having a rat cola surrounded by rubles and other valuables. Stay ratting friends

  • @THE_MOONMAN
    @THE_MOONMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "But it's hard to find a pretty asshole" quote of the day right there

  • @tg5613
    @tg5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is just the PMC reshala and the viewers are his goons

  • @Biggy_Jimothy
    @Biggy_Jimothy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Edited by Big ben? Wait, is this become a stream highlights channel?
    Dude please.

  • @ImGlassy
    @ImGlassy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does this video feel so strange? I'm getting such deja vu from this

  • @crunchycarter957
    @crunchycarter957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Out of the first 4, femboy is the one that survives the frag

  • @bigdbandit64
    @bigdbandit64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My man

  • @CodenameDoubleL7
    @CodenameDoubleL7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Sam had tinted glasses he would look like Nathan from South Park

  • @toddskie
    @toddskie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly didn’t think this was your Chanel so I didn’t sub, but I hope you realize the kolpak and balaclava has become my every day fit.

  • @FirstLast-bv9tm
    @FirstLast-bv9tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i think sam might have forgotten he was logged in the second channel and posted a primary channel video on the second channel

    • @bigdbandit64
      @bigdbandit64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah it’s too low quality

  • @toasterlul
    @toasterlul 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:20 hey you said it

  • @warbossbonesmasha3751
    @warbossbonesmasha3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kolpak allows me to roleplay as a payday 2 bulldozer 20/10

  • @teeg391
    @teeg391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched this on twitch pretty funny stuff keep it up bro

  • @chiefyy710
    @chiefyy710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "never thought youd ask" just hit so wrong

  • @Jerrreh
    @Jerrreh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sam rat art at the end is great

  • @picklerick8760
    @picklerick8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "the butthole of this game" that statement could not have fit any better

  • @JediCore
    @JediCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think Sam forgot his main channel password, that's why he posted this on here

  • @vahki
    @vahki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We shall serve General Sam until our deaths.

  • @Carlos-ui5dx
    @Carlos-ui5dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam achieving victory and wealth with the sacrifice and spillage of blood of his own young and naive subordinates, now we know why he's a "General"

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fucking knew Sam would call himself the arse of this game

  • @stringer8725
    @stringer8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    someone know what lighting option he useing or is it postfx?

  • @JackBadassVevo
    @JackBadassVevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"YET"*

  • @ramiata7694
    @ramiata7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Big Bent He Dude seems like a good editor.

  • @superbeef150
    @superbeef150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 thumbnail would recommend

  • @CLyoutuber
    @CLyoutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    in the feels

  • @jacobh3227
    @jacobh3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The rat man transformation should be used on the main channel

  • @bigdbandit64
    @bigdbandit64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By god that ending is something else

  • @sonfo1339
    @sonfo1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So comcast is gone soon and you will be using this channel for shorts and twitch vods?

  • @frankbevibin5991
    @frankbevibin5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a kolpak actually saved my life once from a shotgun scav

  • @ihooligan99
    @ihooligan99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 62 people that disliked this video never worked 12 hour shifts 6 days a week

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i for one welcome this channels transition from a clips channel to an actual second channel

  • @quincygaming9529
    @quincygaming9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite thumbnail on youtube

  • @phildonald7971
    @phildonald7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is the Shadow Hokage.

  • @ArguingOnlineTouchGrass
    @ArguingOnlineTouchGrass 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For that animation at the end you should play it in reverse before looping it, would look sick.

  • @mushroomman653
    @mushroomman653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this channel owned by general sam or is it a fan account

  • @dongeratti
    @dongeratti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey seneral, the name of the crew is walking on THIN ice, a couple a k's and a group that wore things on their heads to express themselves, IM JUST SAYIN MAN

  • @penguinswithforks1859
    @penguinswithforks1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that Sam calls himself an asshole twice within the first 3 1/2 minutes of the vid, he's showing great self awareness

  • @quaidholland4776
    @quaidholland4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to double-check whether or not I was watching a Seneral Gam vid, well done!

  • @marctade4428
    @marctade4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    like any good American Sam draws the line at Diddles.

  • @l0mad642
    @l0mad642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam algorithm: "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

  • @the_torch164
    @the_torch164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did he upload this on the wrong channel

  • @VinylcoteYT
    @VinylcoteYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    videos are so much better when you can remember the stream

  • @bubs975
    @bubs975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro the imposter was the guy with the kiver-m, sam is so oblivious

  • @erickforcamoura
    @erickforcamoura 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know the name of this jippy song?

  • @bestnameonthissite
    @bestnameonthissite 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didnt expect to see Sams Fursona at the end of the video.

  • @adamtomaszewski5568
    @adamtomaszewski5568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure i've seen this before, is this a reupload?

  • @colindaniel2251
    @colindaniel2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's the song at the end?

  • @imperialfistsmarine5064
    @imperialfistsmarine5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seneral Gam- Self Proclaimed Sphincter of Tarkov

  • @AbstractDucky
    @AbstractDucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really do appreciate this exra content

  • @ghybgvyfbfrthnbftghd
    @ghybgvyfbfrthnbftghd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't do it for the money, DO IT FOR THE METS BAYBEE LOVE THE METS