The Big Bang Theoy 02x22 The Classified Materials Turbulence Intro
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Sheldon: Smell that? That’s the smell of new comic books. Oh, yes!
Howard: They’re on me today, boys.
Raj: You’re paying? Have you been selling your sperm again?
Howard: No, I’m celebrating. As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station where it will deploy the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System.
Raj: Oh, get over yourself, it’s a high-tech toilet.
Leonard: Just think. Thanks to your hard work, an international crew of astronauts will boldly go, where no man has gone before.
Howard: Is that supposed to be funny?
Sheldon: I believe it is. The combination of the Star Trek reference and the play on words involving the double-meaning of the verb to go suggests that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing.
Howard: Okay, make your little jokes, but of the four of us, I’m the only one making any real-world contribution to science and technology.
Raj: He’s right. This is an important achievement, for two reasons. Number one, and, of course, number two.
Sheldon: Oh, clever! Playing on the use of cardinal numbers as euphemisms for bodily functions.
Stuart: Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It’s mind-blowing.
Sheldon: Excuse me, spoiler alert.
Stuart: I didn’t spoil anything.
Sheldon: You told me it’s mind-blowing, so, my mind is going into it pre-blown. And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
Stuart: I’m sorry.
Sheldon: Said the Grinch to Christmas.
Stuart: Uh, hey, Leonard, can I talk to you about something?
Leonard: Oh, sure, what’s up?
Stuart: Remember I went out with your friend Penny a couple weeks ago?
Leonard: Yeah, vaguely.
Raj: Sure you remember. You went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
Leonard: What about it?
Stuart: Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn’t go that well.
Leonard: Oh, too bad. I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, forget it and move on.
Stuart: I can’t do that.
Leonard: Why the hell not?
Stuart: ‘Cause we’re going out again tomorrow.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Stuart. Have you read the new Flash?
Stuart: No.
Sheldon: Well, I have and it will knock your socks off! Good luck getting them back on.
Stuart: Uh, anyway, I figured this is probably my last shot with Penny and I don’t want to screw it up.
Leonard: Nobody wants that.
Stuart: So, here’s my question. It’s the second date, you think she’ll be expecting things to get physical?
Leonard: Uh, oh, gee, my initial reaction is no. You know, let me think about it and get back to you, okay?
Stuart: Okay, so, you’ll give me a call?
Leonard: Yeah, or you call me.
Stuart: Great.
Leonard: Or nobody calls anyone.
Raj: Interesting. Penny’s current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.
Leonard: You know, thanks for closed-captioning my pain, Raj.
Howard: Hey, wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?
Leonard: I’m listening.
Howard: Just tell him to do everything you’ve done with her for the last two years. - ตลก
"He's right this is an important achievement for two reasons, number one..... and of course number two" 😂
I didn’t get it
@@ahmedadnan6144 number two means going toilet
@@findideaaboutphotography1364and number 1 means urination
I usually don't laugh at sitcoms but Raj's joke had me dying. That delivery was perfect 😂
You have a low sense of humor for 2 reasons. Number one, and of course, number two.
185,a jake, dispend on meny bank count Lol....
0:59 Probably Raj's best joke in the series.
I didn’t get it
@@ahmedadnan6144 In America, when you talk about going to the toilet. Number 1 means pee-pee and number 2 means poo-poo
@@darrylwolfe7359 wow that was super funny, thanks
@@darrylwolfe7359I think it's universal ( don't know about Muslim countries)
Theres a better one that isn't even a Raj joke. "we had these holes in our lives but now we fill each other's holes"
"Once a mind is preblown, it cannot be reblown" - Sheldon Cooper
Yet Sheldon spoiled Dumbledore's deaths like nothing to Leonard -.-"
Spoiler Alert....
And Dobby's
I loved this show when it was about nerdy stuff.
We all miss that. However, I loved the end of the show.
They are science nerds. But they are comic book, Star Trek, Star Wars, etc., geeks.
yeah, I remember not liking it anymore when in later seasons it tried so hard to be the new Friends by shifting the show to a more romantic-relationship focused one instead of nerdy stuff.
@@Finozzi96 this show always had romantic components they were going always evolve there not trying be like friends,
@Finozzi96 seeing as this was a Chuck Lorre series, I say it turned into Two and a Half Nerds after season 3.
Truth be told, Raj's joke was actually pretty good! Hahaha!
Sheldon gets so mad about Stuart telling him that the comic is mind blowing whereas he blatantly tells Leonard that Dumbledore dies...
Sheldon's the best !
Dont forget the Harry potter spoilers.
@@lennartj12345 isn't Dumbledore dying, one of them?
You misspelled the worst
@Dr. Dakka 😂😂😂😂
Why would you say that? If I did that, you’d bitch about it for weeks!
Leonard's "why the hell not?" was nice
Sheldon's theory about mind blowing is actually correct.
Yesss!! I am that type of anti spoiler extremist too 😂😂 jst dont say anything. No matter how good the something is. Lmaoo!!
That's a subjective statement. If you're going to be that sensitive to information regarding entertainment or various related form, you better never talk to anyone about anything ever before watching or reading anything.
Faizi Saif Yes, blown-out.
@@TyTimeIsAwesome yeah true infact key and Peele made a nice skit on spoilers which nails that accurately. You should check it out.
very committed bunch
Howard's reactions to Leonard's embarrassment are golden😂😂
I actually agree with Sheldon on the "don't even tell me your reaction towards something" policy.
I don't like having any form of preconceived notions.
Observe Sheldon from 1:45 to 2:24 that he actually picks up and reads the comic book just to burn Stuart 😂.
Number 1 and of course number 2 xD
I actually do it for number three.
The day Leonard was worried about penny and Stuart getting physical 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Stuart may be an introvert and too observant but he had a charm when they broke the ice even if he didn’t realize he had it.
Howard’s advice was both good and bad for Leonard and Stuart. The reason she was attracted to Stuart after interacting was because Leonard was able to show her that the “geek” world isn’t as weird as it seems and that through some of the awkward and perhaps too intimidated fandom, there are some that are charming enough to talk to and at least make friends with so long as they relax and are being themselves.
Howard told Leonard to advise Stuart to be like him to save face and sabotage Stuart’s chances. It was selfish intent and pointless since even though Penny enjoyed the slow and cool front leading to them getting hot and heavy in the car, she still couldn’t help but be reminded that it was Leonard that she still wanted even though he’s the reason she felt intrigued to ask Stuart out at all. Poor guy
Stuart is so young here
I actually liked Stuart back then, he's annoying and creepy now. Wish he was the same, great guy.
I know, as seasons pass he has become more entertaining, more structured, better character overall.
All the characters were good in the earlier seasons. The later seasons are so terrible its like watching a different show.
They all sucked now
Same goes for penny and bernadette imo
I HATE SHELDON TO PIECES
Sheldon's laugh😂😂😂
Nobody leaves the opportunity to pull anybody's leg..... 🤣🤣🤣
Sheldon’s quiet laugh is everything 🤣
Get over yourself, it’s a high tech toilet.
Lmfao
1:18 My dog after I take him out for a walk
"Space plumbing" lol 😂😅
I hate the way they make fun of howards accomplishments.
Yeah looking back at them, they are all terrible people.
@Christopher Bingham Yeah but comedy so it's meant to be funny
Well they r just puling his leg....
Thats how guy friends interact and bond lmao
I also insult my close friends couple of times to show love....I think it is just how guys interact with each other
I can be spotted: the guy in the purple shirt in the background, most visible at 1:05
Nice.
That's you!?
Christopher Carroll is that really You?
If thats really u, wheres ur reaction dude!? 😂😂
So?
That Flash story is actually amazing, ethan van sciver and geoff johns do amazing work together
Excuse me.. spoilers
@@Hater20X what? I didn't spoil anything
@@Rob-hb7wh you said it was "amazing " completely ruining the opportunity of me finding that out by myself
@@Hater20X but still it was phenomenal
@@nicktroisi6347doesn't matter, once you get amazed, you can't go back to being un-amazed.
I'm with Sheldon. It's like when a movie advertises "A twist you'll never see coming!"
By telling me that, I'm now expecting a twist.
What if the twists is there is no twist at all.
Ahh good old days when space shuttle was still flying.
Man, Stuart looked soo much healthier than newer seasons
He's gotten older.
Once my mind is Pre blown it cannot be re blown
The whole Stuart and Penny thing was really weird.
They didn't know what role Stuart would play. He was initially more confident and a bit charismatic. Then they turned him into a very pathetic loser by the end of the series.
@@digital_gravity By the end of the series he was pretty well off. Had a girlfriend, the comic book store was doing well and moved out of Howard's house.
@@OHCAM5 they did a little bit of cleanup, but he was still a shadow of what he was when first introduced. The actor playing him was picking up a check.
@@digital_gravity Still ended up better than Raj
Let's admit, Sheldon was explaining the jokes for the viewers sakes 😂😂
Yeah, explaining the joke whether it’s obvious what the punchline is or not is still kind of funny in retrospect. Sheldon has such an innocence to him at times like these
Space plumber lol
1:42 haha 😂 I can use this line every time someone says sorry
Its both fun and sad your friends troll you with your feelings.
I can sympathize with the boys here when Stewart's store burnt down. I felt the same when Hastings went out of business... I still feels withdrawals from tgat often😩😭😖😭
1:28 The average Internet-goer nowadays. Everything is a freaking spoiler now.
I know right
I kinda agree with him tho haha I don't want to know anything about something I'm about to read/watch! I don't even watch trailers or read synopsis
this is probably my favorite scene lmao
The "NEW" comic that Stuart hands Sheldon came out in 2007.....this episode came out in 2009.
OMG!!!! ;-)
I can't laught like sheldon does~😂😂😂 quite hard LOL
Why the hell not? Lmao. 🤣🤣
Leonard’s face when sheldon done that weird laugh Hahahahaha
Life was good when there was Penny as a only female member in a group and Stuart was the proud owner of comic book store.
I miss those days I wish I could go back then in time and relive all these years again having my present conciousness 🤞
tbh, I needed Sheldon's explanation for the Nr 1 Nr 2 joke :-D
Howard: Hey, wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?
Leonard: I’m listening.
Howard: Just tell him to do everything you’ve done with her for the last two years.
Hey, better idea. How to really make sure Stewart goes nowhere with Penny--tell Stewart to do everything HOWARD did. The lame pick-up lines, the creepy letching, the lame mating rituals like an eyepatch and back-handed compliments... He'll get nothing resembling a date with her, she will despise him and look to him as the scum of the earth, take pleasure in his misfortune, flick him in the eye with his own eye-patch---and probably punch him in the face after he attempts to force a kiss on her.
Dane Youssef exactly
Ahora deseo que leonard le hubiese contestado eso a Howard
I remember the smell of new comics !
Said the Grinch to Christmas
man Leonard really tries to get rid of any and all threats to him getting with Penny any chance he gets.
Leonard getting worried whether or not Penny will get some sausage is around 200 sausages too late.
Stuart came so confident but later become so lonely and weary and not so confident
Amazing Scene from Big Bang Theory, Thx so much 4 Posting......😝👻👽👽👽
SMELL THAT😂😂😂😂
Sheldon didn't laugh for Leonard's joke
"I'm sorry." (Jim Carrey voice?)
"Said the Grinch to Christmas" 🤣😂🤣😂
Really don't get why people don't understand this lol. Like let me decide how I will like it. Don't tell me I'm gonna cry at the end of a movie. That is 100% a spoiler.
Ohh ... The way he smiles 1:21
Classic!
This scene is golden
Plumbing has probably saved more lives than penicillin. If there was any sort of sci-fi comic book type of apocalypse and you needed one of those nerds to survive to help lead other survivors to rebuild civilization, Walowitz would be the best leader of that four. Sheldon would probably be the least necessary person even though he's the smartest.
Stuart is like Gunther of FRIENDS
I keep forgetting that Stewart was once normal, he became weird character after a while.
Did you remember that Stuart was more confident and went on 2 dates with Penny at one point?
When the dialogue was actually crisp and snappy
Meanwhile, Sheldon spoils all of Harry Potter
Leonard was a jerk to hold a grudge against Stewart for his own failures.
no man has gone before 😅😆😂💩
Adam Palmer lol That’s chocolate ice cream
@@dragonic22 I'm pretty sure it isn't 🤪
Why didn't they use the Wollowitz system during Wollowitz's orbital promenade? He would have much less to clean.
1:18 😂😂
Hey behind Howard on a shelf there's an action figure of Jeffrey Dean Morgan's character The Comedian from The Watchmen and there's one of Rorschach.
That guy always wearing that shirt lol
In this video Sheldon is against Stuart spoiling the comic for him, which he doesn't and yet, he spoils Harry Potter for him twice in the later seasons!! Such double standards
Well, this is Sheldon we're talking about, he can hold hatreds about little things for a very long time 😁
Wasn’t it Leonard that had Harry Potter spoiled by Sheldon?
Sheldons comment toward getting Stewarts socks back on had me laughing. I said “What a comical nut”, before I realized the pun about a nut in a comic book store. Lol
When you pause a video to try to see what action figures are on the shelves your (my) collecting habit might have gone too far.
1:31 i hate to admit it, but Sheldon is right, no spoilers, please.
Waste disteibution system 😂😂😂
I can't.. Why the hell not... Good one
I agree with sheldon on mind being pre- blown
Howard designed a high tech toilet
I invented the space station toilet in 1982 and 83 and never got credit for it NASA just took my idea
Raj MVP 🔥
Rajesh's joke was most funniest
They had to call this show The Big Bang Theory because The Biggest Loser was already taken.
This was before Stuart was written as a sad clown with creepy vibes
Penny has no class
I really wished they kept Stuart like this. Just another nerd that's into art rather than science, instead of how the show would later scrap the whole artist thing entirely and turn him into a walking disease.
Is anyone not going to mention the little alien on Howard's turtle neck top.
Who else thinks Sheldon's laugh sounds like a dog panting??
69 Charger, nope I noticed
Raj 🤣🤣
Stuart may have ended up being a different person if Sheldon hadn't interrupted the end of his first date with Penny!
Inspite of all his ocd n all his intelligence.... Sometimes I feel like Sheldon is drax from gotg😂
What is the pin on Howard's turtleneck?
1:54 Leonard should've said, "I will smack you back to India."
God damn shat friends. Howard says he'll buy them comics, and they instantly start roasting him. Or raj straight up calling leonard out. I mean, i give my friends are roast here and there but damn
Damn, you and your friends sound like whiney little bitches!!
My friends and I roast each other way worse than this.
@@oneofthosevoicesyouhear9044 im not talking about how bad it is. im talking about context. we'll roast the shit out of eachother but in the right place and time. also you needed two exclamation points? Seems excessive but ok
"Get over yourself" Sheldon needs to be told that
What flash issue Is that?
If Stewart wasn't so desperate he should've banned Sheldon from the store for that childish "get even" bullcrap he pulled. At least give him a month "time out"!
Es uno de sus mejores clientes no puede expulsarlo
Sorry but air particles from that box does not travel that fast (due to collision with other air particles). I don't understand how sheldon manage to smell these new books as soon as Stuart opened the box. Sheldon lied.
our whole universe was in a hut
who wrote these lines 🤣
What if Stuart ended with Penny ? 😐
185, people born can't bring with education, keep up the good think.