I’ve been FEEENING for a Temu window shopping it’s like a website version of those bootleggers that hassle you whenever you’re downtown but instead of regular people just tryna pay rent it’s an evil multimillion dollar company
I had never checked out the website and I'm in awe at how just like nisapisa, instead of thinking "this is such a ridiculous price, how can people think this is even real" it gave me "I would not pay 13 dollars for this shirt from this trashy unregulated place that I can get from the trashiest unregulated market around me for 3 dollars."
SHES AN EDUCATED GRADUATED BADDIEEEE ive been following your channel since 2019, its so great to follow you along your business school journey! much love!
One of my FAVORITE bits I do in life is lie to older people that I (28) cannot read analog clocks because I was sick that day in kindergarten. I've had it going for 10 years and only recently revealed the joke to my old coworker who genuinely tried to teach me how to read a clock rather than go on talking about how LAZY my generation is or whatever. The other favorite one is pretending not to know what Lent is and asking for an explanation every single time.
About the tons of tshirts that say "I'm mean and I'm different and I like no one and I like coffee" we have a word for those in French, of for the people wearing them: "attachiante", a mix between "attachante" (=endearing) and "chiante" (=annoying). This comes from a big trend a couple years ago where you could buy similar tshirts with messages like those and one of the most popular one for a while was the "attachiante" one, because I guess it was funny at some point, for some people. It now belongs to the Cursed category of tshirts and you can only find those on Vinted for a couple of cents, or on websites similar to Temu. But the word kinda stuck to represent the category of people who purchase those types of cringy tshirts.
Please know that as soon as I saw you had uploaded I got up and reheated my leftover Chinese food to eat while I watch this video. I was like "Omg finally something worth watching while I eat"
honestly i would kill for a shirt that says "no i cant drive a ford model T but i can traverse the oregon trail in spite of the looming constant threat of dysentary." might have to make it myself if it doesnt end up as merch
My favorite part of this video is the octopus with thigh-highs on two of his tentacles behind Nisa. He really brings everything together. I’m glad he’s here with us for this temu venture.
@@Hellohannah178 it means don't be afraid to wear tank tops, etc even if you have bigger arms...in general to be less concerned about how others see you and to wear what you want. If you're not doing what you want because of fear of judgement, are you really free?
Also, can we just say, these prices are weirdly HIGH for something that looks like it came out of the Rainbow bargain bin in 2006?? I would expect $4.99 for something like these "shirts" 😬
the prices of these ugly-arse shirts PLUS SHIPPING is still so much more than second-hand clothes...what excuses are ppl even using to avoid thrifting any more, because at this point it can't be 'the clothes are all so ugly'
wait why did I literally manifest this video when I was looking at Temu yesterday out of morbid curiosity. While I was scrolling thru the women’s clothing, I was thinking “omg what if Nisa does a window shopping” 🔮🔮
my mom loves (?) shopping on this site, and i don't have the heart to flat out tell her that most of the stuff she gets is absolute rubbish💔i just resort to gently pointing it out. like when she bought a set of kitchen mats and somehow the words on them were sometimes spelled correctly, sometimes incorrectly. even though they were the same words being repeated. so why didn't they just copy.... the correct spelling
23:35 "you know what you should style this with? kerosene and a match" is DEVASTATING and had me laughing my ass off. truly one of, if not the best, window shopping episodes yet. the only thing missing was a lip print shirt
This is one of your most banger videos yet, I'm not even joking almost every joke made me laugh. Not a mildly amused sniff out my nose with a smirk, a genuine laugh. Your reactions to these insane shirts was so amazing, I pray for your mental health recovery after recording this video 🥺🙏
i love these videos and ur laugh and commentary and thoughts sm. these vids take me back to 2008 scrolling the H&M website wiht my best friend on the family desktop computer imagining in what scenario you would wear a strappy houndstooth bodycon dress with attachable fabric belt
after having seen 2/3 of my favourite youtubers partner with Temu, and having lost respect for them, i'm so glad you didn't go that route (unsurprisingly :)) and instead made fun of how ridiculous they are (in typical nisa fashion)
the fact you take so many selfies on your laptop and allow us to see it is SUCH a power move. also @26:33 may need to be clipped as a text notification sound lmao
7:45 I work in a pharmacy and my pharmacist threw her kid a science themed bday party so she ordered a bunch of beakers and similar ~sciencey~ things off of Amazon and the fbi showed up to her house. They def thought she was on some Breaking Bad type bs
omfg why did i first think that nisa was making a joke about whoever made that ~murder shows~ shirt when i heard, “heffer, i will put you in the trunk and help ppl look for you. stop playing with me!” i completely lost it when i looked up and saw that it was actually written on a shirt LMFAO 😭😭
Oh, you know Temu is stealing those cropped photos of women, and underpaying designers to place images of the "clothes" on top of them, and occasionally change the background. They're cutting all the corners, babes.
Speaking of 2008 identity theft conspiracies - when my school started requiring students pay for lunches with our fingerprint, my mom was adamant that I would not be doing that. I brought lunch every single day, all of high school. Didn't even have the ability to buy anything, even if I wanted to, because my fingerprint wasn't in the system. Probably protected me from crappy burritos at the absolute worst. What would someone do with a 14 year old's fingerprint??
the delight i felt seeing this pop up after i had just finished watching pearl cannot be understated. a masterpiece after a masterpiece(every window shopping is one). thank you for your service
the Chills impression at about 27:50 had me absolutely ROLLING pLEEEEASE I LIVE FOR THOSE VIDEOS edit: i have a humble request, queen nisa - I would love a return to your roots by doing a Tumblr video, or a "the world is scary so laugh at memes" video. They're both real comfort videos and I'd love more in that rotation.
The way I watched his video and the NEXT DAY a woman walks into my work with the Idk, Idc, Idgaf shirt and shorts combo on...the way I was holding in my laugh 😂
Can't believe that I started watching when the 3rd window shopping came out when I was a freshman in highschool and now I'm a senior. It does not feel like it has been that long 💀
Can’t wait for Temu to drop the “no, I can’t drive a ford model T but I can traverse the Oregon trail despite the looming constant threat of dysentery” T
29:11 i saw a girl wearing this in the walmart dairy aisle last week and it's now a core memory for me congrats on finishing grad school nisa!! i'm so happy for you!
The grandma nutrition facts shirt exists because someone took the comma out of the “let’s eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives” poster in an English teacher’s classroom
Per Google - “On Yellowstone, the "train station" refers to a roadside cliff in Wyoming that the Dutton crew use to deposit dead bodies of their enemies” uhhhhh 15:50
I was about to comment this. My parents watched that show and it was so cheesy I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself lol. But yeah that's what I thought of when I saw that shirt, like a way of saying "it's a murderous kinda day 💁♀!"
I’ll admit I don’t watch your videos all the time, I kinda just watch casually, but I have been subscribed for like 3 years now and I’m always glad to see that you’re still uploading and doing good. Almost feels like you’re my cool older cousin that I never see but stay updated with
First congrats on finishing Grad school. Second, i have never looking at the Temu website but the roasting of the photo-shopping on these pictures is what i needed after a rough week of work.
The impression of the 4chan horror videos literally killed me. I am dead. I am going to end up in one of those videos, I am going to be one of the top 10 scariest TH-cam murder cases. I can't believe you did this to me, Nisa.
Congrats on finishing grad school! I'm in my last year of my masters in public policy; wish me luck! This window shopping was probably the most unhinged yet but I'm here for it!
38:23 this felt like a VoiceOver audition tape segment I am constantly admiring the vast selection /range of characters that you do with your voice is this something that you always just done or was it the result of something else? either way you're really great at it
I hate temu with every fiber of my being and I’ve never seen a nisipisa video before…. can’t wait to see if the TH-cam algorithm has (eerily) done it again
Congrats on graduating from grad school! Everything you're roasting is quite literally Midwestern Boomer Couture. It's almost a requirement in Indiana to wear these awful graphic tees if you're in your 30s or 60s+. Bonus points if they have an ultra conservative political bent. This was cool for about a year or two, 2000-01 specifically, and ONLY if you were the alt kid who shopped at Hot Topic.
I somehow got unsubscribed, didn't realize it, a year went by, then I could NOT remember your name to add you again. I looked on google for an hour to find you because I wanted to resubscribe and watch your wonderful content lol... searches included "calm voice youtube lady who roasts boohoo" and many others. Happy I found you as I stress-watch my way through my last semester of grad school too!!!! (PS: already a minute in and the parasocial relationship joke had me dying haha. I missed your content and thanks for saying that I, I in particular, mean something to you. Always knew it lmao)
Unrelated to the video but my stinky brain has been terrible for the first time in a year and I’ve lost interest in most things. But your videos are like having a long hug from a friend and I am v thankful for that ♥️
also congratulation on this monumental achievement I'm so excited to be a part of the para social community that celebrates your achievements with you🎉🎉😂😂
Hot girls drop everything they’re doing to watch the newest window shopping as soon as it drops
We do, don’t we?
Hot boys as well
No fr tho I was making me coffee and a toastie and I saw this on my recommended and clicked instantly
Absolutely factual
Just cried goodbye to my best friend of 13 years for however many month outside my front door and need smth to distract
the clothes look like poorly made Sims 4 Alpha Custom Content
Gotta find the Maxis match CC.
LITERALLY I felt like we were scrolling through the sims resource in 2015
@@gwencere9383not sims resource omg 😭
I’ve been FEEENING for a Temu window shopping it’s like a website version of those bootleggers that hassle you whenever you’re downtown but instead of regular people just tryna pay rent it’s an evil multimillion dollar company
This is the best description I’ve seen
I had never checked out the website and I'm in awe at how just like nisapisa, instead of thinking "this is such a ridiculous price, how can people think this is even real" it gave me "I would not pay 13 dollars for this shirt from this trashy unregulated place that I can get from the trashiest unregulated market around me for 3 dollars."
SHES AN EDUCATED GRADUATED BADDIEEEE ive been following your channel since 2019, its so great to follow you along your business school journey! much love!
One of my FAVORITE bits I do in life is lie to older people that I (28) cannot read analog clocks because I was sick that day in kindergarten. I've had it going for 10 years and only recently revealed the joke to my old coworker who genuinely tried to teach me how to read a clock rather than go on talking about how LAZY my generation is or whatever.
The other favorite one is pretending not to know what Lent is and asking for an explanation every single time.
I love asking Catholics questions bc they’re so exasperated about it
Why do the Temu sellers know the American anti-China-but-also-buy-everything-made-in-China demographic so well 🤔
This place smells like the outer ring suburbs of a Midwestern city
Ride-on lawnmower couture
@@baileyanderson6824 Made by union-surpressing John Deere, in Mexico (below a living wage)
About the tons of tshirts that say "I'm mean and I'm different and I like no one and I like coffee" we have a word for those in French, of for the people wearing them: "attachiante", a mix between "attachante" (=endearing) and "chiante" (=annoying). This comes from a big trend a couple years ago where you could buy similar tshirts with messages like those and one of the most popular one for a while was the "attachiante" one, because I guess it was funny at some point, for some people. It now belongs to the Cursed category of tshirts and you can only find those on Vinted for a couple of cents, or on websites similar to Temu. But the word kinda stuck to represent the category of people who purchase those types of cringy tshirts.
wait that’s hilarious. how delightful
I think the english equivalent would be "Adorkable"
Please know that as soon as I saw you had uploaded I got up and reheated my leftover Chinese food to eat while I watch this video. I was like "Omg finally something worth watching while I eat"
what an honor omg
honestly i would kill for a shirt that says "no i cant drive a ford model T but i can traverse the oregon trail in spite of the looming constant threat of dysentary." might have to make it myself if it doesnt end up as merch
Now that Temu is so popular we need Nisa to go back to the source… we need a Wish window shopping
We truly need to go back to the root of the evil 😭
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL NISA!!!! You worked so hard to get here, i hope you are so beyond proud of yourself.
My favorite part of this video is the octopus with thigh-highs on two of his tentacles behind Nisa. He really brings everything together. I’m glad he’s here with us for this temu venture.
omg i didn’t even notice it until i saw this comment because i’m watching on my tiny phone screen!!
no bcs why did it scare me 😭😭 i was like WHO’S THIGH IS THAT.. oh it’s an octopus thigh with its octopussy out LMFAOSDHJS
“Could be a train station kinda day” is absolutely sending me because I too have never heard anything even approximating that phrase 😂😂
the way i start kicking my feet and blushing and screaming and throwing things and crashing my car into my neighbors house when nisa posts
I have been living by your motto "you're not free until your arms are free" and it has changed my life! Thanks nisipisa!
Yes! It has really stuck with me too. Genuinely life-altering advice/way of thinking.
Does that mean to wear vests or something deeper? serious question😂
@@Hellohannah178 it means don't be afraid to wear tank tops, etc even if you have bigger arms...in general to be less concerned about how others see you and to wear what you want. If you're not doing what you want because of fear of judgement, are you really free?
@@hannahcostanzo7488 thankyou for responding clearly 😊
The Happy Bunny generation grew up, had kids, and buys sarcastic tshirts about loving murder shows and messy buns.
Also, can we just say, these prices are weirdly HIGH for something that looks like it came out of the Rainbow bargain bin in 2006?? I would expect $4.99 for something like these "shirts" 😬
the prices of these ugly-arse shirts PLUS SHIPPING is still so much more than second-hand clothes...what excuses are ppl even using to avoid thrifting any more, because at this point it can't be 'the clothes are all so ugly'
wait why did I literally manifest this video when I was looking at Temu yesterday out of morbid curiosity. While I was scrolling thru the women’s clothing, I was thinking “omg what if Nisa does a window shopping” 🔮🔮
"gone wrong, and sexual, and we went to JAIL" 🤣
my mom loves (?) shopping on this site, and i don't have the heart to flat out tell her that most of the stuff she gets is absolute rubbish💔i just resort to gently pointing it out.
like when she bought a set of kitchen mats and somehow the words on them were sometimes spelled correctly, sometimes incorrectly. even though they were the same words being repeated. so why didn't they just copy.... the correct spelling
My fave thing about Temu is the terrible photoshop of the clothes. It's hilarious.
Finally someone's making a shirt that I can wear under my train conductor uniform.
23:35 "you know what you should style this with? kerosene and a match" is DEVASTATING and had me laughing my ass off. truly one of, if not the best, window shopping episodes yet. the only thing missing was a lip print shirt
When there's a new Nisi video you know it's gonna be a train station kinda day
This is one of your most banger videos yet, I'm not even joking almost every joke made me laugh. Not a mildly amused sniff out my nose with a smirk, a genuine laugh. Your reactions to these insane shirts was so amazing, I pray for your mental health recovery after recording this video 🥺🙏
AH NISA CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL !!! 💕💕
i love these videos and ur laugh and commentary and thoughts sm. these vids take me back to 2008 scrolling the H&M website wiht my best friend on the family desktop computer imagining in what scenario you would wear a strappy houndstooth bodycon dress with attachable fabric belt
also u are GLOWINGGG congrats on finishing grad school beloved!!!
you have nailed the desired effect of this series
The corrosive acid washed font bit is true poetry
after having seen 2/3 of my favourite youtubers partner with Temu, and having lost respect for them, i'm so glad you didn't go that route (unsurprisingly :)) and instead made fun of how ridiculous they are (in typical nisa fashion)
After getting my heart shattered by a 5’2 man these episodes rlly help❤️❤️
Girl if you don’t put him in a ziploc bag
5’2? That’s a manlet
keep your head up, you won't even be able to see him, out of sight out of mind
Girl thats on you for thinking a FIVE FOOT TWO creature could love you (seriously tho im sorry for you i hope you'll feel better in the future)
how to get over a short man. step 1: get a step stool.
the fact you take so many selfies on your laptop and allow us to see it is SUCH a power move. also @26:33 may need to be clipped as a text notification sound lmao
CONGRATS ON BEING DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!! my cat and i are so happy for you!! (my cat watches all your videos with me so she's very invested)
The 'mama' bit is my fave running gag of window shopping. Gets me every time
reminder not to shop from Temu if that wasnt clear, tons of accusations against them.
they’re definitely out here using modern day slavery and killing the environment…. gotta love a two for one special /s
watching a new nisipisa window shopping video and cheering every time she says a joke like i’m watching a cameo happen in a marvel movie
sometimes i test out outfits by mouse-drawing them blobbily onto a photo of myself. some of these official clothing pictures are on that level.
I could go for another Fashion Nova halloween costume video. They're always doing something wild over there
7:45 I work in a pharmacy and my pharmacist threw her kid a science themed bday party so she ordered a bunch of beakers and similar ~sciencey~ things off of Amazon and the fbi showed up to her house. They def thought she was on some Breaking Bad type bs
omfg why did i first think that nisa was making a joke about whoever made that ~murder shows~ shirt when i heard, “heffer, i will put you in the trunk and help ppl look for you. stop playing with me!” i completely lost it when i looked up and saw that it was actually written on a shirt LMFAO 😭😭
I'm watching your video as I'm eating all by myself at an Indian takeaway in the new city I just moved in. You can't imagine how glad I am to see you
Oh, you know Temu is stealing those cropped photos of women, and underpaying designers to place images of the "clothes" on top of them, and occasionally change the background. They're cutting all the corners, babes.
I haven't laughed this much as a window shopping ever
same this is the best one
I was literally just wondering how you were doing! Parasocial congratulations to you, Nisa!
the "MAMA" joke is so silly to me, and I always laugh when it comes up in a window shopping video!
Speaking of 2008 identity theft conspiracies - when my school started requiring students pay for lunches with our fingerprint, my mom was adamant that I would not be doing that. I brought lunch every single day, all of high school. Didn't even have the ability to buy anything, even if I wanted to, because my fingerprint wasn't in the system. Probably protected me from crappy burritos at the absolute worst. What would someone do with a 14 year old's fingerprint??
the delight i felt seeing this pop up after i had just finished watching pearl cannot be understated. a masterpiece after a masterpiece(every window shopping is one). thank you for your service
the Chills impression at about 27:50 had me absolutely ROLLING pLEEEEASE I LIVE FOR THOSE VIDEOS
edit: i have a humble request, queen nisa - I would love a return to your roots by doing a Tumblr video, or a "the world is scary so laugh at memes" video. They're both real comfort videos and I'd love more in that rotation.
The way I watched his video and the NEXT DAY a woman walks into my work with the Idk, Idc, Idgaf shirt and shorts combo on...the way I was holding in my laugh 😂
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL 🎉🎉🎉 it's been so neat hearing updates thru the years, snaps to you for that accomplishment :)
Can't believe that I started watching when the 3rd window shopping came out when I was a freshman in highschool and now I'm a senior. It does not feel like it has been that long 💀
Can’t wait for Temu to drop the “no, I can’t drive a ford model T but I can traverse the Oregon trail despite the looming constant threat of dysentery” T
As a femme wrestling fan, my entire brain just did a flip at "Monday Night Raw" right at the beginning
YOU CAN FINALLY DRESS LIKE THE SIDE OF A VAN 💀
I'm sorry, as someone who just returned from Burning Man, I am WHEEZING
29:11 i saw a girl wearing this in the walmart dairy aisle last week and it's now a core memory for me
congrats on finishing grad school nisa!! i'm so happy for you!
No fucking way thats halerious
Wait but can you release a shirt that says “I have a headache, I have an ulcer, I have plantar fasciitis, AGAIN!” with a cartoon graphic of your head?
The grandma nutrition facts shirt exists because someone took the comma out of the “let’s eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives” poster in an English teacher’s classroom
Per Google - “On Yellowstone, the "train station" refers to a roadside cliff in Wyoming that the Dutton crew use to deposit dead bodies of their enemies” uhhhhh
15:50
I was about to comment this. My parents watched that show and it was so cheesy I couldn't be bothered to watch it myself lol. But yeah that's what I thought of when I saw that shirt, like a way of saying "it's a murderous kinda day 💁♀!"
I’ll admit I don’t watch your videos all the time, I kinda just watch casually, but I have been subscribed for like 3 years now and I’m always glad to see that you’re still uploading and doing good. Almost feels like you’re my cool older cousin that I never see but stay updated with
holy hell, that TH-cam creepypasta list voice was ON. POINT!!! I am DYING 😂
First congrats on finishing Grad school. Second, i have never looking at the Temu website but the roasting of the photo-shopping on these pictures is what i needed after a rough week of work.
The mama joke freaking gets me every time
the octopus in stockings in the back >>
i want to draw rarity doing this segment and use your audio as background because i truly think you are rarity incarnate
omg she’s back
hii
The impression of the 4chan horror videos literally killed me. I am dead. I am going to end up in one of those videos, I am going to be one of the top 10 scariest TH-cam murder cases. I can't believe you did this to me, Nisa.
A ModCloth window shopping would make me lose my mind PLEASE
A RAW dive????.. hold my snorkel! 🏊🏾♂️Lol missed you Nisi!❤ And congrats on graduating!! 🎉🎉
“Kidpix atelier” killed me
congrats!! also the nsa bits were hilarious. we love a patriot
Congrats on finishing grad school! I'm in my last year of my masters in public policy; wish me luck! This window shopping was probably the most unhinged yet but I'm here for it!
The magic trick with the change 😂😂
POV; you're a fountain
She hearted my comment 😍 we truly are real-life besties
It brought great sorrow to my heart when you scrolled past the "slow masticating juicer" without comment.
The way my eyes locked onto the chicken sign the instant it appeared on screen is evidence that this website is cursed in some ungodly fashion.
I'm so jealous that you're done with grad school. I just did like 50 hours in lab this week...
the pink idgaf shirt made me choke on my cheese crackers.
my roommate had to do the heimlich on me.
38:23 this felt like a VoiceOver audition tape segment I am constantly admiring the vast selection /range of characters that you do with your voice is this something that you always just done or was it the result of something else? either way you're really great at it
when we needed her the most, the queen came back
This is my vote for another temu vid because this was way too funny lmao
I hate temu with every fiber of my being and I’ve never seen a nisipisa video before…. can’t wait to see if the TH-cam algorithm has (eerily) done it again
Please watch all of her window shopping vids. They're brilliant
Why yes, Temu DID advertise on this video
Thank you for blessing us with another window shopping video 🙏
Congrats on graduating from grad school!
Everything you're roasting is quite literally Midwestern Boomer Couture. It's almost a requirement in Indiana to wear these awful graphic tees if you're in your 30s or 60s+. Bonus points if they have an ultra conservative political bent. This was cool for about a year or two, 2000-01 specifically, and ONLY if you were the alt kid who shopped at Hot Topic.
Fashion for people who own ride-on mowers
Boomer version of Happy Bunny.
I also vaguely remember KMart having owned the market with their "sassy" tees.
temu is such an unpleasantly horrible website if you dont wanna do another temu episode im fine with that
I somehow got unsubscribed, didn't realize it, a year went by, then I could NOT remember your name to add you again. I looked on google for an hour to find you because I wanted to resubscribe and watch your wonderful content lol... searches included "calm voice youtube lady who roasts boohoo" and many others. Happy I found you as I stress-watch my way through my last semester of grad school too!!!!
(PS: already a minute in and the parasocial relationship joke had me dying haha. I missed your content and thanks for saying that I, I in particular, mean something to you. Always knew it lmao)
i’m gonna pee laughing at the “train station kind of day” bc i have never heard that either what is HAPPENING
Unrelated to the video but my stinky brain has been terrible for the first time in a year and I’ve lost interest in most things. But your videos are like having a long hug from a friend and I am v thankful for that ♥️
this is literally the funniest video i’ve ever watched and i’m not kidding. when the “i’m not angry” flaming blue skull shirt came up i was crying 😭
24:13
me: not the 70s wizard van
nisa: you can finally dress like the side of a van
me: 😲
i legit started chanting "yes yes yes yes yes yes" as the page was loading when I saw your video in my feed MOTHER FED US
☝️ 😁 ☝️
The grad school era is over and I wasn’t ready to see it go
CONGRATS ON FINISHING GRAD SCHOOL QUEEN!!!! 🙏
got the notification for this vid and dropped to my knees with pure joy like i won the lottery
Not me working at an underfunded elementary school offering students deep fried, 17th generation copies.
also congratulation on this monumental achievement I'm so excited to be a part of the para social community that celebrates your achievements with you🎉🎉😂😂
40 MINUTES WE WON SIS
Congrats on finishing grad school Nisa!!! This feels like the end of an era for you and I can't wait to hear what's next!
the not-real two-piece sets KILLED me
congratulations on finishing grad school, nisa!! 🥰🥳🎉
Nisaaa congrats on finishing grad school! I also think it would be fun to make another windowshopping for like an absurdly posh brand
thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this, this video is a banger