The Most Revolting Way To Cook Food (NO THANKS!)

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  • Likely the most disgusting way to cook yourself food.
    Increds new intro animation by Aaron McDonald & Leanne Lee
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  • @mightycarmods
    @mightycarmods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Intro is damn epic. Legendary as usual champignon

    • @SteakOnLegs
      @SteakOnLegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayyy its the MCM boysss
      agreed tho that intro is banger!

    • @livelyupmyself1
      @livelyupmyself1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So sick

    • @TrilogyBPM
      @TrilogyBPM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was waiting for the mcm comment!

    • @Cmansell
      @Cmansell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livelyupmyself1 kk

  • @DashCamOwnersAustralia
    @DashCamOwnersAustralia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Aww mate I needed a good crack up. Thankyou.

    • @quadsquadsone762
      @quadsquadsone762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo I’m subscribed to your channel. Cool

    • @stykytte
      @stykytte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I look for tissue boxes in the back of Camrys in your videos!

    • @perdbeer6713
      @perdbeer6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam royalty!

    • @SCOR3S3TT3R
      @SCOR3S3TT3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nat's so good, he got the esteemed Dashcams to comment. Bless you mate, I love your compilations

  • @bonesx165
    @bonesx165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Come for the cooking, but marvel at Jule’s laugh. Smile to my face every single time.
    Absolute bonus points for the bowling club bistro garnish as well!!! The orange slice and sprig of parsley is a forgotten art form!🤣

    • @jaybellz8767
      @jaybellz8767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is how I’m garnishing every mean I make. The good old RSL plate sprucer.

  • @future.cadaver
    @future.cadaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This has to be one of the most bizarre “cooking” gadgets I have ever seen. Stuff food in and it shits it out when it thinks it’s ready 😆 I’m dying.

    • @SentinelSays
      @SentinelSays 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Between the infectious laughter and the total trainwreck of foods involved, I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in ages…..and when you said shits food out when it thinks it’s ready, I just died. Glorious 🤣

  • @brittkeller4979
    @brittkeller4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    lovin' the intro. good to se you enjoying yourselves on and off camera.

    • @paspax
      @paspax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That intro... I loled hard.

  • @Oogidahboogidah
    @Oogidahboogidah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I wholeheartedly endorse this event or product” great simpsons line done well 😂

    • @Raida7
      @Raida7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      does make me want to watch the Egg Noggy Nogg episode again!

  • @marknutting3318
    @marknutting3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Amazing intro! Also, I'm so glad I've now actually seen the mythical "shit on a stick" meal I've heard about for years...

    • @Grumpy_CBG
      @Grumpy_CBG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Na, wasn't dipped in batter 🤣🤣

  • @l9685
    @l9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thank you for the laughter you have put a smile on my face first time in weeks dealing with my own depression.

    • @sammillar6493
      @sammillar6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hope you feel a bit better, champion :)

    • @davinamcm6435
      @davinamcm6435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hang in there Champion🤗

    • @clairewright8153
      @clairewright8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sending big hugs 🤗

    • @Subtletext
      @Subtletext 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hang in there Lisa. Maybe look into psychedelics as a therapeutic?

  • @trashcanjam
    @trashcanjam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thank you for always pulling me out of dark places. Your channel has helped me through a super tough go. You’re the champion!

  • @bendelbridge
    @bendelbridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m seriously laughing so hard that no sound is coming out, tears down my face, and my head hurts! Absolutely fucking hilarious! Love it!

  • @MathyouPage
    @MathyouPage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Holy fuck! Hats off to Aaron and Leanne on making that amazing intro.
    Also, this Eggmaster seems like a perfect xmas gift you would give to some family relative, haha. I'm kidding. It actually reminds me of those terrible infomercials items.
    Fuck, it is bad.

    • @jimi-w
      @jimi-w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once upon a time my auntie would have fronted up with one for each of us for Christmas.

    • @kathydurow6814
      @kathydurow6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe a relative you hate.😆

    • @keiraussher
      @keiraussher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure it was an infomercial

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just kinda looks like a fleshlight you’d castrate yourself with

  • @jamesskipworth939
    @jamesskipworth939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that the Fleshli - I mean Eggmaster - is colour coordinated with your new book (which, by the way, bloody rocks so much I bought 2 of them)

  • @typsom
    @typsom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    that intro is amazing!
    you're right though I'm tired of breakfast burritos with flavour and not loving the JOY of cooking. I should buy one of these immediately.

  • @MrHucka
    @MrHucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That intro is spectacular! The rest was, well, kinda disturbing, but bloody hilarious. Love your work.

  • @mkidney8758
    @mkidney8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Loved that new intro man! Mad props to the creator🙌🙌🙌

  • @garethtudor836
    @garethtudor836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That is *easily* the best intro on TH-cam
    Man, watching that 'burger dog' cooking made me soooo glad it wasn't me doing it. It looked truly dire.
    Still, props for maintaining the 'I did it, so I'll try it' ethos. You're either the bravest cook around, or seriously mental...

  • @vickystrudwick3939
    @vickystrudwick3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The farting hot dog was worth the price of admission :-D

  • @Blobois
    @Blobois 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i have a school project that requires cooking and i won using nats orange brownie

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The packaging didn't lie. I haven't enjoyed cooking this much in ages. Eggmaster, the cooking device even your food doesn't want a bar of. Sick intro too!

  • @haydnreibelt186
    @haydnreibelt186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Easily the funniest Episode I've ever seen! The laughs from you and Julz are so genuine and I love it!🤣❤

  • @mortalchains
    @mortalchains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the fact that everything that goes into that thing comes out looking exactly as you'd expect it to... fucking atrocious. Thank you for punishing yourself for our entertainment! Pissing myself all the way through this one.

  • @ThatBonsaipanda
    @ThatBonsaipanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Eggbastard - the Cylindrical Infernal Fleshlight - the perfect christmas gift for any adult - preferably a relative that you're not that fond of."
    Awesome video again, Nat, laughed my ass off! \o/

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it really works, I like how this is heated making it more realistic than my other light

    • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
      @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fleshlight Warning: Do NOT insert penis of any other body part.

    • @professornuke7562
      @professornuke7562 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have been called The Queefmaster.

  • @LilyRoberts123
    @LilyRoberts123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jules’ laugh is so contagious I’m living for it 😂😍

  • @Scottygirlnz
    @Scottygirlnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your funniest video yet, hands down. The self rising sausage thingy had us in hysterics. Over 100 days of lockdown here in Auckland so we needed a good laugh.

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I never get enough of her laugh 😂 in background LOVEE it 🥰

  • @joolz666
    @joolz666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Unbelievably, it looks like the Eggmaster has now completely sold out in Australia! :-D Onya!

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg her laugh 😆 never gets old behind the camera 📸 LOVEE it 😍

  • @errricb
    @errricb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stopped the video at 0:19 just to tell you how absolutely beautiful that intro is. Cracking job by Aaron and Leanne. Ok now back to actually watching that video.

    • @errricb
      @errricb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Video was brilliant as well, you never fail to crack me up Nat. Cheers champ!

  • @keithtaylor2177
    @keithtaylor2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that the CEO of Eggmaster has spent the morning furiously demanding that his 7 mates click dislike on the video :)

    • @DoubtingThomas333
      @DoubtingThomas333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must have an old version of YT...there is no dislike counter anymore

  • @robstoeckel353
    @robstoeckel353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never felt so much JOY on a cooking show. I laughed so hard a bit of pee came out........

  • @SCOR3S3TT3R
    @SCOR3S3TT3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mate, that looks like a grand old time. Bless you all for performing science to save the rest of us. ❤

  • @lizatkinson8034
    @lizatkinson8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What have you done to your career!?! 😆🤣😂🤣 Killed it

  • @TortillaVideo
    @TortillaVideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One moment of silence for the four orange slices... They were destined for better things, and yet met their demise alongside the world's most disgusting menu. This is so tragic Netflix could make a special out of it.

  • @kellyhartley2693
    @kellyhartley2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never seen Nat so traumatized 😂😂 and of course his supportive wife laughing her head off in the background 😂😂😂

  • @lukeneely9476
    @lukeneely9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If my Nan seen me use that to cook with, she'd bash me over the head with it.

  • @barr2644
    @barr2644 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy jeebus...I've seen this one 8 times and every time i'm in tears halfway through. SOLID FUCKEN GOLD

  • @gutterbaby8382
    @gutterbaby8382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The pavarotti edits are a nice touch 😆

    • @popefang
      @popefang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @sabrinaferguson
    @sabrinaferguson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't stop laughing - that looked as disgusting as I bet it tasted. Absolute gold comedy!

  • @Halfrozeover
    @Halfrozeover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looks like a fun gift to take to a hens night. 🤣🤣
    Awesome intro btw. 👍

  • @folkloricasoap
    @folkloricasoap ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't even tell you how many times I've rewatched this. Of all your episodes, before, during, and after lockdown, this one is the best ab workout. It's gotten me through some rough spots. Thanks, as always, for the laughs.

  • @magdalenpowers1431
    @magdalenpowers1431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My condolences! Jules’s t-shirt is *perfect* for such an auspicious occasion. This is as hilarious as it is disgusting, and the intro is so great! 👍🤢🤣

  • @nickhead9512
    @nickhead9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you have now found the newest in the line of the 'tucka fuka' products. visually, it's a perfect description to video ratio :D

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Jules pissing herself laughing in the background.

  • @AlexTsekot
    @AlexTsekot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this 5 times now, its still funny. I'm dying every time Nat says 'while that fucking goblin is going for a spin'

  • @lindab424
    @lindab424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh I have tears sliding down my cheeks from all the laughing I did while watching this video. Thanks for getting my Saturday evening off to a good start.

  • @hayleymegson1925
    @hayleymegson1925 ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching this a zillion times I still piss myself laughing ( not literally may I add 😂) absolutely bloody champion

  • @beaksofeagles
    @beaksofeagles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am recalling Graeme Kennedy making Instant Pudding (White Wings, I think) with great hilarity. Can't find it at the moment, but did find one titled "In Melbourne Tonight: Graham Kennedy cooking" - equally inspiring.
    Nat, THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING!

  • @PolinaS-gq1te
    @PolinaS-gq1te 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a heck of a perversy, the way that cylinder emerges out of the f***'n device 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cavetroll
    @cavetroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything on this one was just beautiful. I'm in agony from laughing you beautiful bastards. Thank you!

  • @AndrewJShirley
    @AndrewJShirley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jules is my hero. That fucking laugh gives me such fucking joy

  • @dameon10987
    @dameon10987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, it sounded like everyone was having an absolute blast committing these culinary atrocities. 🤣🤣🤣 Amazing

  • @RoseReynolds92
    @RoseReynolds92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chucked this on as I couldn't sleep. Might have woken everyone else up with me with my fits of laughter 🤣💀

  • @andywhelan8608
    @andywhelan8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nat tasting the burgerdog like squidward tastes a krabby patty.

  • @alexgolding3480
    @alexgolding3480 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, this was absolute gold. More of these please. I salute your bravery.

  • @MrRattray25
    @MrRattray25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was soooo fuckd, but so funny. Jules laughing her face off was hilarious. Legend!

  • @jasonthompson1474
    @jasonthompson1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the new intro! Also, Jules' laughter is contagious. 🤣 Love you guys! The more vids, the better!

  • @RichardJBrownAU
    @RichardJBrownAU 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to pause this shit so many times just so I could wipe the tears of laughter so I could see.

  • @mattyn94
    @mattyn94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The new intro is incredible
    Jules' laughing made the episode
    The Pavarotti fuuuuuuuu got me every, single, time

  • @coreymiddleton2526
    @coreymiddleton2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man! That had me laughing guts up through my Saturday morning hang over. You bloody champion!

  • @Lovinglea61
    @Lovinglea61 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My face hurts from laughing 😂 Thank you so much for sharing your 🤩 joy

  • @DynastyInferno
    @DynastyInferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this ~10 times and it still makes me weep with laughter. Holy fuck. This is just so fucking funny.

  • @jessicabullock2990
    @jessicabullock2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This has to be the worst kitchen “gadget” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PollyAlice2000
    @PollyAlice2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one makes me laugh so much I watch it all the time! And every time I can’t stop laughing!

  • @KevRyanCG
    @KevRyanCG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You've been on a roll to be fair, but these manky Tucka Fucka-esque episodes always get me. I'm in bits

  • @sharendonnelly7770
    @sharendonnelly7770 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What did I learn today? I learned that a skewered hot dog in egg is actually a flatulent frank! Also learned the Egg Master is actually a Food Bast*rd, ruining all relationships you may have to edible food. Hilarious! Nat, you have the BEST videos with the most creativity and humor.

  • @Deadhansome
    @Deadhansome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aw man Jule's laugh is just gold!😂. You should sample it and compose a tune. 🤘😂

  • @sweetbastianful
    @sweetbastianful 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite things about your videos is that you guys have your own live laugh track 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she cracks me up

  • @ghc7400
    @ghc7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos. I must admit that I find the reaction of the crew behind the camera just as entertaining as your performance.

  • @DuncaR
    @DuncaR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    oooooft that intro... and I was actually crying laughing at the marvellous creations, top work!

  • @jtuckers1
    @jtuckers1 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Pavarotti ‘fuuuuuuuck’ absolutely kills me every time.

  • @atomicastros
    @atomicastros 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh you had me in stitches with this one 😂👌🏻 put me off fleshlights and eggs 🤣

  • @xxHIMfanxoxo
    @xxHIMfanxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an amazing episode. The sheer amount of giggles being had was brilliant. And that intro was rad as hell!

  • @gnollman
    @gnollman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That new animated sequence is fire, man. Love it.

  • @rossmarzano
    @rossmarzano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flegglight!!!
    The Pavarotti cuts 👌
    Your mate Adam needs another episode. Get him back on!

  • @taviakane2807
    @taviakane2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 best one yet, omg I needed this so much today 😂😂😂😂

  • @alastaircollins1145
    @alastaircollins1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “burrito” reminds me of the facehugger from “Aliens” trying to reach it’s, uh… egg tube… at Paul Reiser

  • @debbiemason2286
    @debbiemason2286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is hilarious! I will stick to using a pot, a stove and my brain, haha! Thank you for sharing this!

  • @riowhitehouse5077
    @riowhitehouse5077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the intro! Always wondered what it would be like to see Toki Wartooth try his luck at being a chef!

  • @tarrynshirleypieterse6740
    @tarrynshirleypieterse6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely adore the new intro😱😍. You are just amazing.. And listening to Jules laughing in the background is epic... All the love coming from Cape Town, South Africa

  • @notold37
    @notold37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks champion, I needed an idea for a Christmas present for a family member, and this hits the nail on the head

  • @zebedees11
    @zebedees11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And now everyone has a point of reference when someone says it looks like "shit on a stick" hahahahahaha

  • @af2313
    @af2313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s Jules cacking up in the background for me 🤣🤣

  • @jhaybz29
    @jhaybz29 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beard man actually flinched a tiny bit, that's how terrible it was hahaha

  • @ThomasProsserZurich
    @ThomasProsserZurich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is that not an excuse to make a lot of dirty jokes youtube won't censor? Love it 😂

  • @fortawesome1974
    @fortawesome1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All that stuff looks like you're having a party in your mouth, and everyone's throwing up!!

  • @domodonnell5842
    @domodonnell5842 ปีที่แล้ว

    F*#k me I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Well done Champion!👏👏👏

  • @MrSilasgreenback
    @MrSilasgreenback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a perfect intro, good job. The internet demands more enjoyment of the joy of the eggmaster.

  • @natashadelfiorentino970
    @natashadelfiorentino970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode had me crying! Thank you

  • @paulafowler5099
    @paulafowler5099 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂OMG...you're the bravest cook on TH-cam!! I love your channel. Too funny!!!

  • @nealdavis7317
    @nealdavis7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mate that was your best yet!! Always wanted to know how too cook everything I eat into the shape and taste of a turd!! New intro is fkn brilliant!! Got the book already mate and its brilliant!! Great work as always champion!!

  • @killbridemesmerized2601
    @killbridemesmerized2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your channel. Never ceases to entertain! OMG...I die every time I see you grimace over this stuff lololol.....XD Too awesome!!!

  • @rocketspeed4719
    @rocketspeed4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Intro so powerful and rattled the jar sauce in my mum's cupboard a state away. Probably gonna get a call from her explaining that her pantry's haunted because the jar hopped, stepped and jumped into the bin.

  • @Mellyouttaphase
    @Mellyouttaphase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed harder than I should have at this. Your content is an absolute delight. Thank you very much 🤘😎

  • @FannEsmeller69
    @FannEsmeller69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The egg dog queef absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You legit looked like Squidward taking his first bite of a krabby patty when you were tryna eat the burger dog

  • @herecomesbod
    @herecomesbod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest ever, laughing so hard. Brilliant work champions.

  • @nickgordon1625
    @nickgordon1625 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jewls laughing is so damn contagious in this video 😂

  • @toltorg
    @toltorg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jules’ laugh is the best serotonin boost omg

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE the new intro mate. great animation style choice.
    and after watching this we has to watch the start again, to re-experience the attempts at an into

  • @serenaduncan1383
    @serenaduncan1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost peed myself I laughed so hard, Nat eating phallus shaped egg food so we don't have too, not all heroes wear capes