Betty Leland- 'Minuscule D*ck' (1943) [Rare vinyl record]

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Betty Leland- Minuscule Dick
Betty Leland with Karl Pender and His Orchestra
1943 Virens Records
Recorded 1-07-43
Lyrics:
A few days ago when my jewels got swiped,
the time for you was ripe,
to hire the right man for the task
and one who would not take a nip from the flask.
You hired a detective to be the sleuth to help me find my precious gems but to tell you the truth, I was taken aback when I saw him walk in the door, his lack of height made my jaw hit the floor.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the man you picked, a half-pint of a dick.
[key change]
I was completely against the wall when I saw a dick that small. With his elfin hand he removed a teeny notebook from the pocket of his coat, the details of the robbery is what he wrote. He began to ask questions in a diminutive voice. At this point did I even have a choice?
I couldn't believe the man you picked, a stout, stubby, dwarf ,infinitesimal dick!
How did this mingy detective make it this far? How did he drive a car?
How would he solve this mystery?
His true tiddly form is something that needs to go down in history.
Can you solve the case? I asked as I looked into his meager face. He said he had 10 years under his belt, if he were out on a summer sidewalk he would surely melt.
I just couldn't believe the man you picked. An itty-bitty, undersized, paltry, slight, squat, dinky dick!
Tiny dick!