Lmaoo I just noticed that in a Cinderella story they were making fun of her for working at her dad’s diner when the coolest guy in school worked at his dad’s car wash😂
Duuuude, on the subject of dry tampons. When Drew said might as well shove a toilet brush up there I gasped because, I’m a rad tech student and we JUST seen a CT scan of a patient who shoved a toilet brush up their ass. And guess what!?!?? It was an older man. Its always old men rediscovering themselves and it’s so CRAZY😂😂😂
I love watching Johnny Bravo! The whole show is just Johnny harassing women then getting his ass beat by said women. A real pleasure to watch 😌 Love y'all and can't wait for part 3 of hearing about men with teeth wearing mittens as Drew mentioned in part 1 🤢
i did the monologue of Megan from Bridesmaids when she's at Annie's house giving her the motivational talk with all the stolen party favor dogs 😂 my drama teacher loved it lol
THE ZOOMIES WERE OFF YHE CHAIN TODAY!!!!😂😂😂 the period talk had me on the fucking floor and I was driving home from work soooo yea HILARIOUS!!! I will henceforth only be referring to my period as a Michelob Ultra
36:57 one time I stayed the night with this couple and I woke up at like 3am bc a huge roach was crawling through my hair and I started freaking out, so they woke up like what’s wrong? And I didn’t want to embarrass them so I said my mom got in a car accident and I have to go to the hospital and then I never spoke to them again 😭😭😭
speaking of being serenaded, i went on a first date with this singer dude and he asked if he could sing for me. it went on for way too long and even worse, it was an original…
YEEESSS KEV AND RYAN I feel like no one knows who they are besides my best friend brother and I!! You saying you think I my brown girls watched that makes me feel even more seasoned 😫😫
My family always asks for water for everyone before anyone orders anything. So we usually have water + a soda or juice. Most of the time the waters go untouched anyway but its always there just in case 😂
I can’t express the excitement I feel every time I see you posted a video, even though by now I fully know when you post. I’m like a dog that gets all excited when their owners return from the grocery store because my tiny brain forgot you would be coming back 🥹❤️
You know that blue water they use in pad commercials? Until like a year ago, that’s what they actually used for product testing (instead of blood). That’s why *back in my day* pads were 3” thick and still leaked. I will say, pads have gotten a lot thinner and better since 2002
Yooo not even the cheeto burning could stop me lmao Imma die a happy woman😂 MEAL PREPPING HOT CHEETOS!!!!!😂😂 Low key I might need to consider that because like Deison I definitely have no control if I just have the whole bag😂
I feel like we need to start a go fund me for the girl who dated the milk non-teeth brusher. Girl, you are entitled to some compensation for your emotional trauma. 😭 This episode had me dying 😂
I swore up and down that it was Zoey Deutch in Five Feet Apart when it was in fact Haley Lu Richardson. I saw a picture of both of them at an event and I felt like I caught a glitch in the matrix.
So I have tea ☕︎about the Les Miserables movie, allegedly the actress who played Éponine threw a fit because she was angry because she felt that her costume should be more elaborate since she had worked on broadway before. She ended up destroying the costume and made the costume department scramble to get a costume ready for her. Which is why her dress for the "On My Own" song scene looks so out of place.
Calling it quits on day 4 of your period is something I’ll just simply never stop doing
it’s the only way
fr like that shit needs to wrap it up im sick of it by day two
3-4 rotisserie chicken girl and the guy who drinks 2-3 gallons of milk a week is the running inside joke from now on chat🤣💀
the fucking high pitched voice drew does sends me into a different ORBIT it’s so fucking funny 😭😭😭
Lmaoo I just noticed that in a Cinderella story they were making fun of her for working at her dad’s diner when the coolest guy in school worked at his dad’s car wash😂
hahahahaha
The fucking EDITTSSS with the doors 😂😂😂
“WHAT WAS THAT” 😭😂 I love when drew says shit in that voice it gets me every time 😭
Stopppp the tonsil stone & sound effects had me crying at 7 am 😂😭
i listened to that part during work and i was trying not to laugh loudly, i was almost on the floor LMAO
Duuuude, on the subject of dry tampons. When Drew said might as well shove a toilet brush up there I gasped because, I’m a rad tech student and we JUST seen a CT scan of a patient who shoved a toilet brush up their ass. And guess what!?!?? It was an older man. Its always old men rediscovering themselves and it’s so CRAZY😂😂😂
THE TWINKLE TOES SOUND EDIT IM SCREAMMMINGGGGG 😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂
Omg the edits for this episode are killing me. 😂 please continue
s/o to our editor 🫡
This episode just continued to confirm that Julien Solomita not being able to tell Sandra Bullock Anne Hathaway and Julia Roberts is so valid
It is alarming how many men aren’t brushing their teeth! I thought my ex was the only disgusting one!
😭
This episode I can’t stop laughing!! The animations of drew in the bathroom yelling!!
But the poop launch!! 😂 I was crying!!
IM IN TEARS OVER THE VANITY PLANET 😭😭
The visuals and sound effects with the bathroom doors are elite. 🤣
The amount of times I free bleed at the end because I’m done wasting tampons is atrocious.
I love watching Johnny Bravo! The whole show is just Johnny harassing women then getting his ass beat by said women. A real pleasure to watch 😌
Love y'all and can't wait for part 3 of hearing about men with teeth wearing mittens as Drew mentioned in part 1 🤢
Booger pants, creamy mouth with morning breath and a milk mustache, AND cheated on her. That’s the four horses of the apocalypse fam
the tonsil stone bits with all the edits have me screaming😭😭😭
Heavy on the "anything can be a charcuterie board if you put your mind to it" LOL throwing random shit together is so goooooood
Not the BLEACH AND TONE 😂😂😂😂
I don’t usually comment on stuff but the vanity planet convo had me cracking tf up
Heyooo, I just broke up with my bf, Ty for posting!
Edit* I'm very sad:(
You’re doing great sweetie!!
Me too girl
Period
times heals all wounds. this community loves and supports you !! you got this !!!!
Chin up, better things await you! I promise 🎉
i did the monologue of Megan from Bridesmaids when she's at Annie's house giving her the motivational talk with all the stolen party favor dogs 😂 my drama teacher loved it lol
THE ZOOMIES WERE OFF YHE CHAIN TODAY!!!!😂😂😂 the period talk had me on the fucking floor and I was driving home from work soooo yea HILARIOUS!!! I will henceforth only be referring to my period as a Michelob Ultra
I never think to order apps or dessert cuz some of us grew up poor yall!! 😭😂😂
girl we did too lmao
We use our adult money on appys now lol
46:10 this brought back HARD memories of my ex sending me a sad, breakup country song and proudly saying "this makes me think of you
I have never laughed this hard at an episode I am crying
36:57 one time I stayed the night with this couple and I woke up at like 3am bc a huge roach was crawling through my hair and I started freaking out, so they woke up like what’s wrong? And I didn’t want to embarrass them so I said my mom got in a car accident and I have to go to the hospital and then I never spoke to them again 😭😭😭
I could listen to you both talk for HOURRRRSSS!!!
Girl, I promise you, Polynesians aren't meant to have hot chips. My sister got ulcers from em growing up.
DONT PUT THIS CURSE ON US 😭
@@twoidiotgirls I'm so sorry sis.... I'll pray for your reflux. 😌🙏🏾
THE TANA REFERENCE LMAOOOO
“I’ll get a DC” *waiter brings a comic book* was the first thought that came to my brain 😂
This show never fails to make me laugh out loud in my quiet ass office, thank you 😂🙏🏼
THE TONSIL STONES OMG 😭🫠
4:52 immediately thinking about ‘I Think You Should Leave’. don’t forget to give 😏
the editing and visuals are absolutely killing me
LMAOOO IM LOVING all the special effects lol
This whole video had me CACKLING!!!
The door during the tonsil stone bit I cantttttt
“Claro que si, porque no los dos” HAD ME GONE LMFAOOO 1:00:06
This whole episode had me cackling I love y’all
41:05 why would you think you could get away with saying your 6ft when you’re 5’8💀💀💀💀
He asked me to shave my arm hair and I stayed lolllllll he’s long gone now
Literally so grateful for the stuff yall talk about!
!Normalize the human body!
Modelo does have a light now!❤❤❤❤
"We've partnered with Dawn to save your underwear" hahahahahha 😂😂😂😂
Hi girls. This is what I needed after work. I’m really looking forward to cracking up 🤪🤪
OMG DEIS READ MY GLEN POWELL COMMENT ON THE POD! This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
I can’t do period underwear either, the first two days nothing sustains. i’ve been trying out XL Goodnites tho & they work like a charm!! comfy too.
the black bag of hot cheetos is the extra hot ones 😭😭 that’s probably why ur stomach hurts
No cus I gotta give props to the editing this episode I WAS DYINNNNNNNG 😭
I'm crying laughing abt the phosphoric gas periods at work😂😂. Heavy flow girls rise up ✊️
omg i cant breathe, 'do you have a piece of gum.....for you??'
Hahahah thank you for reading my comment, I'm crying 🤣
I never order a drink unless I'm splurging cause those things are so expensive for no reason
as a former madrigal kid i totally agree lmfao
The way y'all upload so early is the best. Truly, my favorite way to start my morning while getting ready for work is listening to your pod 😌
speaking of being serenaded, i went on a first date with this singer dude and he asked if he could sing for me. it went on for way too long and even worse, it was an original…
we did not go on a second date
I worked at a credit union and people say Ira like its a word and i was also trained to call it that lol
YEEESSS KEV AND RYAN
I feel like no one knows who they are besides my best friend brother and I!!
You saying you think I my brown girls watched that makes me feel even more seasoned 😫😫
THE DOOR GOING BACK AND FORTH I FUCKING CANT
you can literally feel the dry tampon peeling off ur cooter wallls when uts dry i fucking hate it
I TELL NO TALES HEADASS LMAOOOOOO
love them quoting Tana omg
LOVED the editing this week sm much fun hehe
Drew, banking professionals call IRAs "eye-rahs" (opened IRAs for 6 years 🤚)
My family always asks for water for everyone before anyone orders anything. So we usually have water + a soda or juice. Most of the time the waters go untouched anyway but its always there just in case 😂
this was a giggly one I loved it
This episode made me so happy and nostalgic, love u queens
I listen to this podcast during my drives and work but if there’s one moment I am TUNED IN it’s Drew’s 👁️👄👁️ moment
the amount of times my jaw dropped over these confessions😭
Anaheim is 714 and 657, 949 is more south OC
Not me refreshing the last 7 minutes 😭😂
right on time again ladies.
The high pitched “WHAT WAS THAT” sent me into a laughing fit for 10 minutes
rewatching and this editing is my FAVORITE
42:51 But what if Harry Daniels serenades you drew 🫣🫣🫣
I can’t express the excitement I feel every time I see you posted a video, even though by now I fully know when you post. I’m like a dog that gets all excited when their owners return from the grocery store because my tiny brain forgot you would be coming back 🥹❤️
You know that blue water they use in pad commercials? Until like a year ago, that’s what they actually used for product testing (instead of blood). That’s why *back in my day* pads were 3” thick and still leaked. I will say, pads have gotten a lot thinner and better since 2002
I think they must use the same blue goo for tampon testing, cuz those things are still not absorbent smh. Why do they do that women this way smh 🤦🏾♀️
I was scream laughing with you through the entire video😂😂😂😂 loved this episode
This episode had me dyingggggg laughing in my car ride to work.
You better stand only having water or only having soda 😂
Editing was so funny this ep 🤣🤣
7:02 the plunger noise is FOULLLL
Yooo not even the cheeto burning could stop me lmao Imma die a happy woman😂 MEAL PREPPING HOT CHEETOS!!!!!😂😂 Low key I might need to consider that because like Deison I definitely have no control if I just have the whole bag😂
I stop wearing tampons immediately after having my 1st, I dont know why but it scared shit out me lol
Wow y’all I don’t like to order soda 😂 water & house marg for meeeeeeeeeee!! I’ll save calories for the liqua
I def have a corona lite as a Latina with a light flow 😭
If I am the only one ordering a soda and the rest order water ill ask for it too 🤣
Them edits cracked me up 😂
Forever petitioning for the Caleb + Brittany exstravaganza
THE DOOR 😭
Yoooo I’m crying!! A dude literally sang just the way you are to my bestie at a family talent show. Needless to say we never saw him again lmao 😂
I feel like we need to start a go fund me for the girl who dated the milk non-teeth brusher. Girl, you are entitled to some compensation for your emotional trauma. 😭
This episode had me dying 😂
Will you two be posting Drew's standup set? I'd love to see it!!
I swore up and down that it was Zoey Deutch in Five Feet Apart when it was in fact Haley Lu Richardson. I saw a picture of both of them at an event and I felt like I caught a glitch in the matrix.
I’m going to Caleb’s Houston show simply because I fell in love with him through y’all! :)
I gasped and said oh no when Drew said she can’t eat hot Cheetos anymore
So I have tea ☕︎about the Les Miserables movie, allegedly the actress who played Éponine threw a fit because she was angry because she felt that her costume should be more elaborate since she had worked on broadway before. She ended up destroying the costume and made the costume department scramble to get a costume ready for her. Which is why her dress for the "On My Own" song scene looks so out of place.