I did it twice, so I could rescue the poor children that didn't join Lady Edelgard's glorious vision the first time through. Also because I high key was stupid and somehow missed the wedding ring and couldn't roam the new world with Edelgard.
Some tips for the future: The intermissions are creative, but a little jarring, it's easier to watch with just a void inbetween, or nothing at all. ... .. i know how that sounds, but there's a difference gjdfhgjkdhk
I'm just glad it wasn't the high pitched beep with the rainbow screen. Whenever people put those in they're always 5 times louder than the video itself. I'll take Za Warudo anyway
Let's be real. The last one was every player who chose the black eagle route and either already knew that the two can end up together or just watched their C support ^^
Zed 10000 Don't get me wrong Ignatz is a great guy, and it was nice to have him around as the only non Black Eagle or Church guy. However, I'm sure we can all agree his utility as a combat unit is... generally lackluster, especially with Bernadetta and Shamir already established as productive members of my squad.
I think I have an problem... I can’t stop getting dangerously close to actually angry when people say Edelgard is a liar or an evil person. Like play every route. Get perspective. BUT IT’S A GAME WHY DO I CARE
Jedidiah Rodriguez But she’s _not_ evil. No more evil than Rhea, at least. In fact, i’d argue Rhea did more fucked up shit than Edelgard, and that isn’t just on the Black Eagles route where she goes batshit either, I mean before the beginning of the game, Rhea did fucked up shit. Meanwhile, before the game begins, babby Edelgard is getting sliced open and experimented on while her siblings all die in front of her. So yeah. Morally gray.
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged You know, I don't hate Edelgard and I understand that it's hard to see all the hate she gets, if you really like her. But honestly, after playing all the paths - Edelgard is still the most villainous one out of all of the main lords + Rhea. It's not really her fault tho. Edelgard had a horrible childhood and has every right to seek out her revenge - it's just the way she does it and the fact she is literally targeting the wrong people that makes her so unlikeable. Who did the experiments? Those who slither in the dark. Who does Edelgard blame? Rhea. Who created the crest stones? Those who slither in the dark. Who does Edelgard blame? Rhea. Those who slither in the dark literally killed all of Rhea's kind and turned their corpses into weapons & crest stones, yet El (who got manipulated into thinking Rhea is the cause of her problems somehow) still thinks it's Rheas doing. Rhea is the antagonist in Edie's route and kind of antagonistic in the church route. The only thing that's really really bad is done in Crimson Flower. El start's a war, kills thousands of innocent people, works together with the only real evil entity of the game and doesn't even manage to achieve her goal in the end, because Rhea's death doesn't get rid of the crests or TWSIND. She is the main antagonist in 2 routes, a really important antagonist in 1 and overall a very morally gray character. Dark gray. She isn't evil, but she is a liar (she literally lies to everybody the whole time before the timeskip).
Black Eagles was the first route I played and my waifus are Bernie, Dorothea, & Petra cause they all have their own charm (Bernie is just adorable, Dorothea is such a good person, and Petra is a badass princess). Glad I played Eagles first.
I always recruit those 3 in every playthrough. Most recently, I did a VW run, and brought them with me to the final battle. Paladin Bernie took on the demonic beast summoner with minimal help, while Dancer Dorothea and Assassin Petra took out the poison swamp within 4 turns. The rest of my team was: Enlightened One Byleth, Barbarossa Claude, Warrior Hilda, Gremory Lysithea, Trickster Yuri, Valkyrie Hapi, War Monk Balthus, Swordmaster Catherine, & Great Knight Sylvain.
Here's my take on it (Do not take it too seriously) Rhea: Dispose of Edelgard at once! Byleth: I choose to side with her. Rhea: HOW COULD YOU?! Shamir: Don't you realize what you're doing? Rhea treated you like her own son, and even helped you get better after your fight with Solon, and this is how you repay her? Don't you realize what you're doing? You're going to start a war leading to countless innocent deaths, destroy the Church of Seiros, betray all of your friends and defy the Goddess! What possible justification could you POSSIBLY have for doing something that bad? Byleth: Because I want some of that Flame Emperor p*ssy. Shamir: Understandable. Okay I'll help you. Seteth: You can't be serious! But it'll take more than that to- Dorothea: We'll help you too, Professor! Right, Black Eagles? Black Eagles: Yeah! Rhea: That's it. Just let Edelgard kill me now. I give up on this stupid world.
3:51 honest to god this was... my first route... and this one has got my heart full... thank you for these accurate and amazing vines for my kids ;;;;
Callisto Kicks same ;---;
Me too
dude same... AND I BECAME THE EMPEROR!!!
I did it twice, so I could rescue the poor children that didn't join Lady Edelgard's glorious vision the first time through.
Also because I high key was stupid and somehow missed the wedding ring and couldn't roam the new world with Edelgard.
So cute
2:51 this is gold
2:52 is... a bit too accurate with how it just happens and then passes just like that.
3:23
“She took it REALLY hard when you disappeared, professor.”
The one after Timeskip IS SO ACCURATE ;_;
Phoenix Cat
How so?
@@maxrichards3881 you come back, edle leads you to the others and everyone nearly breaks from happiness
2:08 Dang it Dorothea, you were supposed to tell him a secret not well known facts
The best part about that one is that she literally says "I hate you" in game
R .R she does
Hey!
Dorothea Arnault
You said it, ladybird, not me.
- Yuri
5:10 is perfect. Edelthea for life.
3:08 ! LMAO “Not that I know of”
Lady Rhea: “Kill her”
Me: “...”
OliverSanchez
Me: And with that, archbishop, you’ve lost the right to speak to me. Now step away from the emperor.
Max Richards I- PERIODT
Because it was my first route , these are even more perfect. Thank you
I see you're a man of culture
Any vine where Kronya is running in fear of Byleth puts a smile on my face. So far your three house vines seem the most accurate to me :)
Some tips for the future: The intermissions are creative, but a little jarring, it's easier to watch with just a void inbetween, or nothing at all. ... .. i know how that sounds, but there's a difference gjdfhgjkdhk
Yeah i agree, it was a tad hard to watch through the whole vid with the light flashes/blinking in between
First time was fine. After each one was just too annoying and I stopped the video
I almost had seizure watching these memes through the void
I'm just glad it wasn't the high pitched beep with the rainbow screen. Whenever people put those in they're always 5 times louder than the video itself. I'll take Za Warudo anyway
As a Black Eagles house member and fan of Bernadetta. The amount of Bernie vines pleases my soul. That being said, I love this very very much.
Bernie’s my favorite character that isn’t a house leader!
@@maxrichards3881 bernie is everyones favourite that isnt a leader
1:47 *Lindhart is sleeping on the floor*
Somehow that text made the meme funnier xD
Let's be real. The last one was every player who chose the black eagle route and either already knew that the two can end up together or just watched their C support ^^
Ok black eagles was my first route, I was NOT READY for the timeskip and ended up only recruiting Sylvain. So big sad there
Me too, accidentally recruited him and just treated him like bootleg Ferdinand. Felt a bit bad when I did blue lions
Better than my first game. Went Silver Snow, but only student I managed to recruit was... Ignatz.
@@dannyrussell7333 but ignatz is an angel
Zed 10000 Don't get me wrong Ignatz is a great guy, and it was nice to have him around as the only non Black Eagle or Church guy. However, I'm sure we can all agree his utility as a combat unit is... generally lackluster, especially with Bernadetta and Shamir already established as productive members of my squad.
@@dannyrussell7333 he makes a great assasin
I needed this in my life. Thank you.
4:30 Linhardts true colours have been revealed 😂
Yesss someone finally made a Black Eagles one
When my friends told me I got the rarest route on my first playthrough I was like wait what XD
@@adamahmad8800 Me too
BEST ROUTE
Everyone making videos of bl and gd but none of be.
Black Eagle Gang rise up 😔✊
Omg, all the Caspar ones are accuarate af
the last one... edelthea rights!
Merry
Hail the mighty Edelgard!
Edit: Everyone’s favorite Bi ladies.
2:21 This vine fucking ended me. I can't stop laughing.
1:24 those are my two favorite characters, Mercedes is my waifu, and setheth is a good boy that eats over his VEGGIES and goes to bed on time
Mercedes is one of my favorite Fire Emblem characters
Mercedes, to me, exists to make Jeritza a sympathetic character.
1:14 makes me laugh so much
I’m trying to find my class on TH-cam... so far I’ve been stumbling into a lot of Black Eagles...
I think I have an problem... I can’t stop getting dangerously close to actually angry when people say Edelgard is a liar or an evil person. Like play every route. Get perspective. BUT IT’S A GAME WHY DO I CARE
Its k to love ur evil waifu... I mean EVERYONE LoVEs CAmiLla why not EdLelGaUrd!
Jedidiah Rodriguez But she’s _not_ evil. No more evil than Rhea, at least. In fact, i’d argue Rhea did more fucked up shit than Edelgard, and that isn’t just on the Black Eagles route where she goes batshit either, I mean before the beginning of the game, Rhea did fucked up shit. Meanwhile, before the game begins, babby Edelgard is getting sliced open and experimented on while her siblings all die in front of her. So yeah. Morally gray.
Those people are just idiots
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged
You know, I don't hate Edelgard and I understand that it's hard to see all the hate she gets, if you really like her. But honestly, after playing all the paths - Edelgard is still the most villainous one out of all of the main lords + Rhea. It's not really her fault tho.
Edelgard had a horrible childhood and has every right to seek out her revenge - it's just the way she does it and the fact she is literally targeting the wrong people that makes her so unlikeable.
Who did the experiments? Those who slither in the dark. Who does Edelgard blame? Rhea.
Who created the crest stones? Those who slither in the dark. Who does Edelgard blame? Rhea.
Those who slither in the dark literally killed all of Rhea's kind and turned their corpses into weapons & crest stones, yet El (who got manipulated into thinking Rhea is the cause of her problems somehow) still thinks it's Rheas doing.
Rhea is the antagonist in Edie's route and kind of antagonistic in the church route. The only thing that's really really bad is done in Crimson Flower. El start's a war, kills thousands of innocent people, works together with the only real evil entity of the game and doesn't even manage to achieve her goal in the end, because Rhea's death doesn't get rid of the crests or TWSIND.
She is the main antagonist in 2 routes, a really important antagonist in 1 and overall a very morally gray character. Dark gray.
She isn't evil, but she is a liar (she literally lies to everybody the whole time before the timeskip).
She is a liar. She is probably less evil than TWSID but still evil. Get over it. Edelgard wasn't meant to be loved by everyone.
I'm just waiting for someone to do those takumi stand up videos on three houses.
All just fit SO WELL
Well, except for 1:31
Let's be real he's not like that
4:57 IF THATS AN ATTACK ON BERNADETTA IM COMMITTING SACRILEGE
no thats her saying that
0:09 ahh but you forgot that hubert carries male byleth back to garreg mach when he faints
I have no clue whats going on, but its funny as all hell
Theres little to no content for Black Eagles so i appreciate this video
Noelle
Best house and path!
That post-timeskip linhardt tho
0:53 basically
4:20 that is Ferdinard Von Aegir to you
2:00
I audibly laughed at this one
4:57
1:08 is true
1:14 - That's JP Bernie for you. Also RIP headphone users.
The scream made me laugh so hard. Answer me.
*Puts on Bernies screaming competition on extended mode.*
*Completion
I can’t help but think of Hubert as a cat now
Goodbye
He’s more like Sniper from TF2; He’s polite, efficient, and has a plan to kill everyone he meets.
This was my first playthrough and I was like wtf is happening lol XD
4:05 I don't like this anymore
Ah, a video about the best route.
4:57 YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I think you didn't got the point. It is not my opinion on Bernadetta, it's her low self esteem.
@@Akusteisha Oh ok :)
4:26 this is a bit too accurate, not that I'm complainig though, I find that one really funny and suting for Linhardt.
Black Eagles was the first route I played and my waifus are Bernie, Dorothea, & Petra cause they all have their own charm (Bernie is just adorable, Dorothea is such a good person, and Petra is a badass princess). Glad I played Eagles first.
Kristopher Weaver I fully agree with all those statements
I always recruit those 3 in every playthrough. Most recently, I did a VW run, and brought them with me to the final battle. Paladin Bernie took on the demonic beast summoner with minimal help, while Dancer Dorothea and Assassin Petra took out the poison swamp within 4 turns.
The rest of my team was:
Enlightened One Byleth,
Barbarossa Claude,
Warrior Hilda,
Gremory Lysithea,
Trickster Yuri,
Valkyrie Hapi,
War Monk Balthus,
Swordmaster Catherine,
& Great Knight Sylvain.
This whole vine comp but with both Byleth’s switching? Mwah. Masterpiece.
OMFG JSIDJS
I feel so happy that my waifu Bernie is featured so much in this video.
Aight I say
3:23 had to be my favorite XD
4:13 someone PLEASE link me the vine this is perfect
0:22 uh... I don’t think Caspar is smart enough to play Magic.
Well I just finished every route and this was my last
So I fill the void and sadness with *memes*
As playing through this route as my first route this is very accurate
Nice
Crimson flower best route
I would like to respectfully debate you.
Ur vines r so amazing! Plz plz do blue lions!
Hello, the Blue Lions Vine already exists. You just have to tap "FE3H Blue Lions Vines", and the result will pop out! Answer me.
Someone gives him a penny as soon as he stops filming
No Bulli the Bernie
Ty this is beautiful
4:27 IM FUCKING WEAK!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:51 My Babies 🥺🥰
1:26 This should have been Sothis
2:52-2:59 LMAOOO
I would appreciate a sound warning for all the ear-rape. Aside from that, I love all the Bernadetta ones.
Oof Bernadetta’s self asteem
Bernadetta ones are great
Everything with Bernadetta is great
Fite me
I like Bernadetta :,v
Here's my take on it (Do not take it too seriously)
Rhea: Dispose of Edelgard at once!
Byleth: I choose to side with her.
Rhea: HOW COULD YOU?!
Shamir: Don't you realize what you're doing? Rhea treated you like her own son, and even helped you get better after your fight with Solon, and this is how you repay her? Don't you realize what you're doing? You're going to start a war leading to countless innocent deaths, destroy the Church of Seiros, betray all of your friends and defy the Goddess! What possible justification could you POSSIBLY have for doing something that bad?
Byleth: Because I want some of that Flame Emperor p*ssy.
Shamir: Understandable. Okay I'll help you.
Seteth: You can't be serious! But it'll take more than that to-
Dorothea: We'll help you too, Professor! Right, Black Eagles?
Black Eagles: Yeah!
Rhea: That's it. Just let Edelgard kill me now. I give up on this stupid world.
Bernadetta Best Girl.
Verdant Wind video when?
Just thought I'd mention that you accidentally referred to Rhea as the Enlightened One, not the Immaculate One. Other than that, great video
fe:th would've been a perfect game if it was just a little bit more memey. like it was at some points but not enough
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pls reupload the blue lions vid it was so good ;-;
Its good to know i know basically all of these vines and how they make sense but sad to se there wasn’t any with claud
The ones about Bernadette (other than the gift/lost item one) I'd say is better for Marianne tbh, ik Marianne is golden deer but... eh
All of these were on point except for Lindhart
4:58 that’s is probably one of truest ones ever
Screw Edelgarde
Fuck off
I agree, Noelle! Fuck you ya piece of fucking shit!
That's the intention, yes
Learn to spell her name right first lol
@@hideharu-xiii8852 It is spelt Edelgard
3:51