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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2019
- These jokes will drive you bananas! Like literally these jokes be pipin' hot today! Like, they so BIG! Big joke, much funny.
PS: I'm still recovering from my surgery! So laughing from me is very hard or maybe it don't sound like I am? But trust me, I am! Just spiritually hahahaha! ...ow... @~@;
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#DoNotLaugh #Minecraft #Aphmau - เกม
7:19
Me: … HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW I WAS CHOPPING UP CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!?!? O^o
Phtfff that lololo
Yes
Wait- Chopping up chocolate?
gArGaR CaR
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE 🏳️🌈
I love your profile pic❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Little_ Potatowolf ty! :3
happy pride month to you to 🏳️🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Happy Pride Month to you too!
Ye 😊
1:21 😂 I like how they all say “NO” and just run at her 😂
"Starbucks or Victoria's secret which charges more for its cups?"
Pat: *struggling*
Lol XD Classic Zane 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
OW MY IRENE THE ENDING I KNOCKED MY WATER OF MY DESK , MY MOUSE AND MYSELF OF THE CHAIR help send a ambulance
Omg don’t die please
But not for me…
STAY PUT IM CALLING THE CORGI AMBULANCE
IM CALLIN THE AMBULANC! *Types 911 on microwave* "911 what's ur emergency?"
@@Bloody-Star54332 HOW THE HECK DO YOU CALL 911 ON A MICROWAVE???
10:15
"You tried. You failed. Now let's go to sleep." - Thomas Sanders
LMAO, now I wish Kestin said that
Greetings, fellow fander.
Thomas sanders side is my favorite
OMG THOMAS SANDERS I LOVE HIM PRINXIETY FOREVER
@@acatgif oh in the zane voice
Jess: “ i thought the best joke ive ever told was travis”
Me: *spits out mountain dew*
That was Savage,honestly I couldn't stop laughing until I fell off my bed lol 😂
@TheChiakiArtist all fun and games till your Mountain Dew comes out ur nose
rip mountain Dew
I LAUGHED UNTIL I PEE MY PANTS 5 TIME IN A ROW
I can not stop laghing I am DIEING some one save me😂😂😂😂😂
Zane: *makes humming nosies*
Aphmau :*screams*
there we finally got to see a animal crossing this year
Mac:u want da fish
Zane:i want da fish
Mac:den do a trick
Zane:*sits down and scoots back* im scootin on my booty
Mac:heres the fish
Yay
Ye
Zane: I'm hoping from my booty I'm hoping from my booty
(^._.^)ﾉ~♪ ♪~ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm zane
**Jess riding a horse**
Jess: YEEHAW~
Kestin: Oh my-! THAT'S ME! THAT'S MY FACE ON IT!
I'm SO dead😂😂
Lel same so funny
lifeis crazy24 yes... yes you are
i had headphones when that happend...*R.I.P other headphone users*
lifeis crazy24 when kestin said it he sounded so wholesome ♥️♥️♥️😭
I DIED😂😂😂😭💀
"I thought the best joke I ever told was Travis"
I DIED AT THAT!
Ğãčhä Łůňå same also at the YE HAW
SAME!
🖕
Pat
The best joke I ever told was myself
The amount of perfectly cut screams Aph makes in this video are Phenomenal
7:53... what? 😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even kestin:
Jess: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
Yea my eardrumps got destroyed on that part when Jess come in is like Jess ARE U TRYING TO MAKE UR FAN DEAFED
@@articunoqueenplays2432 I jumped while they had a late reaction, and when Kestin noticed his own face I was still wondering what the heck just happened😂
@@laurentahuka5172 Jess morphed into a Pterradactyl Kestin Cowboy to DESTROY all her viewers Eardrumbs
That's a good one I was dieing in the video 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
@@articunoqueenplays2432 Yup! A headphone warning would have been nice but NOPE! Lol
"Starbucks or Victoria's Secret -
Which charges more for its
*cups* ?"
Why did I laugh at that... :0
Ikr :0
@Samantha The Legendary Victoria's Secret sells bras, and bra sizes are measured in cups
Sorry if I just ruined your innocence
It took me a solid minute to get it then I burst into laughter.
@@GalaxyRoll same and I got a good laugh out of it
I coughed
Zane: Starbucks or Victoria"s secret, that is the question
William Shakespeare: to be or not to be, that is the question
5:33
He's strong
He's tough
He's has a sword
He's ready
🗡️◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗
9:13
Kestin: OBJECTION!!
(Me: OMG ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE OwO)
Yesss Kestin is now my favorite voice actor.
Spark Raymond Yay!An ace attorney fan
@@lillybubble1709 Hahaha! High five! XD
HOLD IT!!
TAKE THAT!
Red- I like music
Jess-I like chairs
Me- I like turtles
Mah sis- I like trains
Nyooooouuuuuummmmmm
Me- i like Werewolfs!
I like unicorns.... XDD
?
TURTLE TRAINS :D
7:02 What- OH- chungussssssss 😂 That noise was scary at first 😞😂😔
Yeah 8 was scared
I*
I love how the end just descends to chaos
The beginning was hilarious 😂 I can’t believe Red is here again! I hope you and the J family are doing amazing. Have an amazing evening Jess ❤️
@@brixaranimation4522 ..what?
Why are you here
I agree with you SOOOOOOOOO MUCH
the beginning is HILARIOUS
Aphmau: *making car noises with her mouth* then says
"Your driving me bananas"
THAT GOT ME SOOO HARD!!!!!!!!
Nigga
Speaking of red, i feel like he's gonna be the new chicken shaman
Aphmau: Do not laugh
Bill Wurtz: How bout I do *anyway*
Lol
🖕
Uh-huh,I don't get it
🤣🤣🤣
I don't either@@layotic884
XD lol
9:45 I was laughing so hard at this 😂😂
I loved Mac’s egg joke! It was hilarious! Good job Mac!
9:13
Kestin--
Thank you for being familiar with the game Ace Attorney
Ayy! An Ace Attorney fan! XD X3
OMG I noticed that too but I didn’t know if he *was* referencing AA!!
@@monochromecropcrown4463 YEAAAAH
@@edenlikessubway7741 Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh!! XD X3
Edgy boy
Kestin: which one charges more for there cups
Me: *runs to the corner and dies* WHY KESTIN
I didn't get that joke could you explain it to me?
George Santos to answer the question, Victoria secrete. The charge almost 30-40 bucks😂💀
@@netflixianhere1911 oh now I get it
I’m sorry but their*
I died at that one
Fun fact about aphmau:she’s kind
She makes everyone’s days
She’s funny
She and her friend make us day (as I kinda already said, :) )
She makes you feel better when your sad
She try’s her best
She is a very successful TH-camr :)
That video was tree years ago
4 years now
Kestin: "Which cups are more expensive- Victoria secret or Starbucks?"
Pat: *is trying so hard not to laugh*
Kiwi Kiki I don’t get the joke for some reason ;-;
Lopez Kids
Oh, you innocent bean
@@acatgif XD
@@cloudlyjas7903 dont ruin their innocence pls ;w;
@Lopez Kids Victoria's Secret is a.....women's....company...
Cups are...also....feminine....idk how to describe dis to u cos idk if ur older than 12. Usually that's when "stuff" starts happenin.
kinda forgot about this one. Idk why I put 12+ is when u start having them “things” happening cos I hit puberty at 10. oH wELL
3:07
Red: HE'S GOT THE DISEASE!
Me: CORONAVIRUS
Coronavirus Coronavirus Corona virus coronavirus virus
13:00 is it weird that I’m attracted to that cat? Lol
3:37
Jess: YOU'RE DRIVING BANANA
The others: OHH MYY GODD
Literally Nobody:
Zane:
*Forgets how to sit*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ha ha
That is very funny 🤣🤣
Do you mean Travis in the beginning?
“Travis” you mean
Pat
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly
He didn’t get his fish bacc :,)
Hola
Hola
@@galaxyrose817 hola?
:3
@@galaxyrose817 hola halo
Aphmau:"Ok here's the plan: We ship Kesten with his cowboy hat,Then make a Try Not To Laugh and add some Kesten x Cowboy Hat , Then Make him a skin with his face on it and count it as funny'
4:38 that “wait a minute” killed me
When pat said
"KESTIN I LOVE YOU!!"
I fangirled so hard!!!!!
SAME!
My ship is sailing 💛
Nikita Ferreira YUSSSS
Wolfwilder 14
Seriously though. They’ve known each other for a 10+ years and clearly have a pure and just over all cute relationship. How can we not ship it?!
Nikita S. Ferreira oh meh irene thats so tru! 💛💛💛 how can we not?!
SHIIIIIIIIIIP
aphmau: i love chairs..
*goes full kawaii~chan*
me: CHAIRMAU
I am currently shipping tablemau but okie dokie
saucy.lilliana But th e Tablemau
Tablemau fans reunite, we must bring down the Chairmau
Narwhalia Gaming YES
@@sharlivee it'll be tough but I believe in us
0:19 Those noises thoooo-
Me:Why was the egg not allowed to hatch
My bff:Why
Me:Because he was contained
"Because he kept trying to do humpty dumpty"
Everyone dies of laughter of the joke
I think that is the first 18+ joke Mac has ever said
Narrator: And so having been satisfied another day....the chungus walks back to the ocean from where it came.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
wolfie squad lol really XD
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
10:00 i like that joke a latte
i almost peed my self when zane told his starbucks and victoria secrets joke
9:13
Kestin: OBJECTION!!!!
Me: NO THAT"S WRONG!!!
i'm sorry
HOLD IT!! XD
It’s okay, I got it.
“I thought the best joke I ever told was Travis”
-Aphmau 2019
Lol
Omg
SHOTS FIRED
@@hskikibot2846 SHOTS FIRED FOR REAL BRO
"That joke was very manly"
-Kirishima 2021
The pups likes windows, Garreth likes doors, blaze likes sandcastles, and aphmau likes chairs
4:19 Keralis with Mumbo's mustache is that you?
Kestin: OBJECTION
*screams in ace attorney*
HOLD IT!! XD
Red : "wanna see a stupid joke?"
Me : *looks in mirror* Too late. I've already seen one
Are you depressed too? If so I have found one of my people
Omg I have found my people
Wow ur darkkk
Just ow my man
Wow*
At macs egg joke "I hear ugly laughing that makes me laugh more.😂😂😂😂😂"
And after macs joke during the joke that was after Macs, Zane acts as narrator.
Zane(the black one): We finally saw an “animal crossing” this year.
Me: Jokes on you that was not funny😆😆😆
*Never seen Zane laugh so hard in his life telling a joke.*
*Oh WaIt- He Is ThE JoKe-*
*I'm sorry Zane I didn't mean that :
How dare you call Zane a joke
BaKuBrO?
Lol
WHY! That a little mean.
HOW DARE
"I'm frightened"- my favourite kestin quote
I think it was him.. ?
🤗😙😙😎😑😗😉😏☺☺😗🙂😏🙂😏🙂😯😗😪😗😪😗🤔😗🐱🦁🐯🐎🐅🐎🐆🐎
AOOOWA boom boom
4:32 SO FUNNY AND SUS LOL APHMAU SCREAM SO LOUD LOL I hope she be fun XD
I love how the laughs went with "your driving me bannannas", mainly cause I feel the pain
Me: *makes a joke*
Nobody:
Me: *laughs hysterically at myself, wishing somebody else would laugh*
Kestin: Wich one charges more for their cups
Pat: breathes heavily**
Me: breathes like I'm in ice-water**
*which
@@mossycorpsehellow apmau 😊
Apmau e laik your vidiow
SUPER EARLYY! Sorry I haven’t been that active Jess. :3 you’re awesome!
I love galaxies and I love sushi. 👌👌👌
8:33 I built an old western town in minecraft because of this moment
13:58 aww the way mac said "cat butt" was so cute. 😊💙
10:45 where i stopped to stop me from laughing to death
6:09 who else heard pat dying laughing
I still don't get the joke, can someone explain it?
I laughed so hard when I was eating then I accidentally throw up my noodles because of. The video
@@zoeymage586 oh god XD
@@aethelwyneleighbautista I got it when I rewatched it!
@@zoeymage586 :3
3:08 "He's got the disease!!! THE DISEASE!!"
Me in 2020: *We thought it was a joke.*
I stop laughing when zane said "Darling" On the videos :-D
Jess: You're driving me bananas
Me: *spits out Crown Cola Colada*
8:37
Jess: *Screams like theres no tomorrow* "YEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Aph: "I thought the best joke I ever told was Travis"
Me: "You've got a point there.."
Also me: "SORRY TRAVIS!"
XD I'M DEAD XP
the way mac said 'i want some hot buns' .... BRUH DATZ HELLA SUS and the big chungus aswell🙂😃😀😉😆😂🤣
9:46 I don’t understand.....
The Starbucks cups and Victoria secret bra cups
18 views 385 likes and 124 comments...
gosh dang it youtube! (also this was up for less then a minute and uh... need a say more)
*nyo* ya dont
@@infernothehedgehog-rl6iz My Thing Was cut off so don't judge meh
I noticed you have a Chara profile pic from the glitchtale re-animated ep 1
It was because they were liking the video and not watching the video as a whole.
Its counted as a view if and only if they watch the whole video.
@@emunenesloves 0-0... * cough * I don't know what your talking about * cough *
Aphmau:has baby via c section
Also Aphmua : sorry guys no laughing or screaming for awhile I’m recovering
Fans: take all the time you need
Also also aphmau: four do not laughers coming your way guys
Me: what
😑😑😑😑🤣😑😑
*Aphmau running around as a cow boy
me: we all know its coming
Kestin: that's me!
me: yep
Red: *becomes chungus*
Zane:*Narrates chungus’s story*
Others: *Laughter*
Jess: *rides horse*
YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW
Me: something has to be up with the face cause she's not turning around....
Jess:*turns around*
Me:*sees kestins face*
*bursts out laughing*😂
No views, 318 likes
......
Good job TH-cam and btw I love your channel❤❤
Me to 😆😍😍
My favorite one is when Mack said because he went hummy dummy! Also when aphmau said he haw it was so funny!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 also Zean I don’t know how to spell his name when he said animal crossing around here it was so funny that I laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe
Random person: The squipples are back they will not leave now
Jess: NOOOOOO PLZ PLZ PLZ LEAVE 😂😂😂😂😂
Yay early potato
and I liked the joke
where she said
Your driving me bananas joke 😆
Love your vids 💜
When aphmau did the Zane face one she should of sang “IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDEEEEEEE TILL I CANT NO MORE” YEET
*I got the horses in the back*
*Horse tack is attached*
I thought the same thing haha
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BEGINING AND THE SECOND PART
4:40 my favorite part LOL 😂
Aph: Oh super Todoroki
Me: MY HERO ACADEMIA TODODEKU SHIP YASSSSSSSSSS
Where does she say that..? I need to know!! 😭😭
Where ;-;
Where
Haven’t even started the video yet
Me: *Checks the description to see who’s in the video*
*Sees Kestin’s name*
*Throws hand not holding my phone in the air*
*Quietly screams* “KESTIN!”
I bet Zane is happy with that joke that aphmau did with the horse
Red: "You must laugh at her joke-"
Zane: *"OBJECTION!"*
Wait a minute KESTIN FACE REVEAL!?
Edit:it's at 8:42
"Starbucks or Victoria Secret, which charges more for its cups?"
KESTIN NOOHOHO-
(9:40)
Zane's face in the thumbnail is so cute. I Love it!
aphmau:your driving me bannanas
"Do not laugh"
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: I laughed, there. :>
...
Hahahhahaha me too
"Let me see what you have,"
"A *K N I F E!* "
" *N O!* "
Jess: I bet the best joke was Travis
4:38 SQUIPPLE ALERT
6:08 Humpty Dumpty
8:43 THATS ME
9:50 Travis Struggle
11:30 Animal Crossing
14:54 Bootleg Smith
"Youre coming with me Jimmy, once i figure out how to touch you"
-Red 2019
Don’t take that out of context, kids
@@acatgif i'm sorry but i-i did :D
It's funny how we all begin to realize that some of these jokes are slightly inappropriate lol 😂😂😂😂😂 Also, for the do not laugh, someone should be the grinch from Aphmau's Christmas hide and seek and Prop hunt! The dance that it does cracks me up!!! Who agrees? 😂😂😂
6:13
Kestin: HEA HEA HEA HEA
Jess: wooooow
Travis: *starts singing*
Me: ahahahahahhhahhhahhahhhaaahahahahaha!!!
Mac: why was the egg not aloud to go near the trash can?
Kestin : I don’t know?
Also Mac: because he tried to humpidey dumpity.
*kestin and Pat run away as pat bangs on his desk in laughter.*
“I thought the best joke I ever told was Travis”
Me: “I thought it was the promise the continuation of midnight.”
I thought it was MyStreet season 7
I thought it's myself
I thought it was the leggy
The Diamond Emerald the leggie was never a joke
It was in another try not to laugh
Aphmau= your driving me Bananas
YOU GUYS MADE ZANE WAWAH LAUGH WHAAT DO THIS MORE OFFTEN PLSSSSSSSSSSS😂😂🙏👏👏