When the mic glitched I was so worried because recently I had an "issue" with my new headphones and the voice of people on TH-cam was just a complete glitch. It went really crackly and u couldn't make out a word and I was thinking "OMG DONT TELL MD THIS IS HAPPENING AGAIN" and I went and hit my head of the wall. (the corner of the wall) Mom came in and said "what are you doing?" and I said "Um nothing" because I read the screen and I was thinking "I'm such a *****"
Slime game 👐 Your number is your type of slime 1 floam 2 galaxy 3 raimbow 4slushie 5glossy 6 cloud slime 7 normal 8 orbeez 9 clear 0. Any Birthday month is color January:red February:orange March:yellow April:green May:blue June:purple July galaxy August rainbow September pink October clear November black December Any of your choice Your number is scent 1 cake 🎂 2 donut 🍩 3. Cookie🍪 4 chocalate🍫 5 candy 🍬 6 strawberry🍓 7 cherry 🍒 8 grape 🍇 9 watermelon🍉 0. Any
Samantha Espitia i got 2 april 2 because my b day april 2 and my fav color green and i like glaxy stuff and like donuts win win its all my favorite stuff!!!
Saying “yo” before tengo doesn’t actually make sense in Spanish because of grammatical reasons. just saying “Tengo” means the exact same. I know it’s for the Albert meme but I just thought I would say this lol.
machin168 was saying se acabo el tomate : the tomato is over ponga mas tomate : put more tomato sorry tomate : sorry tomato necesitamos tomate : we need tomato "your welcome for translation."
I show this to my friend and the robot part comes up Friend- OMG HE WAS POSSESSED BY A ROBOT Me- THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC (My Danganronpa family will probably get the joke)
Albert: The employee of the day if anyone is wondering is a girl that smashed her keyboard 30 times and that's that's what came out. Me: Don't you do that with like a lot of your accounts? XD
XD Albert, I work at Hilton Hotel as a Security Officer so if you want anything from there just ask. I have a key to every room, a segway, and cuffs. I can give them to you so you can do your trolls C;
ImperfectBlueTigers Hey I’m a beggining youtuber and I just dropped a new video if anyone could watch it so we get a 2nd opinion that would be awesome, thanks
Albert, I just had a dream where you came to my house... you were in my sister’s room using hair spray or something.... then random people just teleported into my sister’s room and wanted your autograph. I was carrying two puppies for some reason (even though cats are way better). And then you were on Animal Jam again. You were Jam-A-Graming (Aka: Jagging) me saying stuff that I couldn’t do and adding a smiley face at the end of everyone. Do you like my dream Albert? Like this so Albert can see my dream
I speak Spanish and hearing Albert trying to figure these people out is just GREAT
ugly dog you can understand a bit of portuguese right? I had a spanish friend so... I think so
ugly dog wow you just made a friend
ugly dog I speak spanish too
Ikr
ugly dog ._. Shook 😂
Roblox harrasment in 2013 : wanna date
Roblox harrasment 2017 : Yes
Yes
😂😂
Hi BFF irl☺️😄.
Omg how the hell did i get so much likes ! Thx people dat liked my comment
Armands Langovskis it's a secret code
2013 is dating 2017
Albert: I’m quoting TH-cam so let’s go back on this list of my accomplishments on the flamingo channel.
Flamingo channel: *ADMIN COMMANDS*
King Woofie 1021 Flamingo: Trolling
King Woofie 1021 )
King Woofie 1021 LALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALALALLALAALALALLALA
King Woofie 1021 poop
*YO TENGO*
Perfect time for your mic to glitch it sounded like the principle in the speaker
Also what did you say
That mic glitch though O_O
Oh wow
ikr it was weird like XDD
ThIs Is RoBoT aLbErT
it was not a glitch
SLENDER MAN TOOK THE MIC
@@rand0m_d0t85 yep XD
2:10
*albert.exe has stopped working*
Albert.exe was actually working TOO well...
kisss me
That was weird
>:( copyer
@@sutart177 SU TART?
Parents should tell their kids, "if you don't do what I say, Albert will come after you with a rocket"
may fife I’ll use that on my kids when I get a wife... and a house...
...and a life .-.
Lol
may fife lol pls dont give parents any ideas
Pls dont
AWESOME!!
Some random guy: *starts sentence with a capital letter*
Literally every single admin in a hotel game; *CaPs AbUsE oMg*
*So TrUe*
*I KnOw RiGhT*
*i'M hOT*
IWantUrToeKnuckle Please
*says 🏢*
Admin:
*INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE*
*arrests and bans*
Me:
Bruh.
Hi
*caps abuse*
Who else thought the microphone glitch was alberts pro editing skills
meh too
Me too
Well then..
YO TENGO DEPRESSION
tengo una manzana tengo un bolígrafo uh pluma de manzana tengo una piña tengo una pluma uh piña pluma manzana pluma piña pluma uh pluma piña manzana pluma
Pluma, piña, manzana, pluma
Kitty Miku what
Aisha Camara there saying yo tengo fruit like Apple pineapple
Read more
Thats sad :''v
Yo tengo un diarea robotica
The thumbnail says that
*My Grandma needs to Poop*
No it says I need to poop out my grandma 😁💩👵
Alexander wahl or my grandma needs to get out of the toilet, i wanna poop
Arlife GM LMAO
*yo tengo*
No it's says
My toilet pooped out my grandma
Nobody:
My sleep paralysis demon: 2:10
Eeeepic
Oh god
So your demon is saying is ruined oh well i ate you attention you cant take away, you cant take away all life of their all-- -David
Dale Mattingly yes. That is his catchphrase.
*Y O T E N G O*
A
C
K
A
C
K
A
C
K
ii Hailey YO TENGO
ii Hailey hi Hailey im Haley
Yo tengo and ack
*Yo tengo?*
tomate
Please do Hilton Hotels trolling with Jake PART 2
Meshkiukas Oyes! :D
hes banned
Meshkiukas there banned
DO IT
Majestic _lama They can make a alt
*A.C.K*
Means:
Albert Continues Kicking
Albert's second
Channel
Killed Albertsstuff
ACK Albertsstuff
Slenderman
@Nobody ACK
YO T3NGO
Died before..
Albert: I don’t know English either buddy
*Continues to speak in English*
haha
*Ñ*
69th like😏
Me don’t know
Albert: "-ancient egypt hieroglyphics."
*shows emojis*
lel
Theres a difference?
Lel
💩 💣
Jokes and gaming with Finlay poop bomb
Question: _How long has it been since Albert posted on the AlbertsStuff channel?_
Answer: *Ever since dinosaurs went extinct*
PandaPlays lel
PandaPlays i know right
AlbertsStuff is gone forever
Last time AlbertsStuff got updated, the Soviet Union was still a thing
PandaPlays he doesn’t use that channel anymore
"that was an error with my microphone" or was an error with Albert?!?!
When the mic glitched
**TRIGGERED SOUND**
When the mic glitched I was so worried because recently I had an "issue" with my new headphones and the voice of people on TH-cam was just a complete glitch. It went really crackly and u couldn't make out a word and I was thinking "OMG DONT TELL MD THIS IS HAPPENING AGAIN" and I went and hit my head of the wall. (the corner of the wall) Mom came in and said "what are you doing?" and I said "Um nothing" because I read the screen and I was thinking "I'm such a *****"
*ACKACKACK'S* GROUP HAS BEEN *HA-HA-HACKED*
•Darkotah• 🤣🤣
My life is meaningless now
More like hackackackacked lol
no
•Darkotah• YAK-YAK-YAK
*I gave you III warnings*
Albert: Wow he gave me one-hundred and eleven warnings 😍
Hellokittyroxs 10 that made albert moist as a pickle
nyehehejehejejwineiejeksiwiw
Hellokittyroxs 10 sooooo 111?
011;3
LOL 4 HOURS AGO I READ UR COMMENT ON WOLFYCHUS VID XD
When I have children and they misbehave, I will tell them Alberto will come after them with fire emojis
ME TO
Somebody at the hotel kicked me because I asked for sushi. -_-
Clorox Bleach lol
Clorox Bleach must be a vegan
Clorox Bleach wow
I'm sorry mate...
Clorox Bleach well, because ur talking bleach
Remember kids.
Marissa is *NOT* ugly.
She just has a slightly deformed belly button.
Pastel Roses OK I know
Pastel Roses 🌹
Pastel Roses NO SHE'S A girlwithabigheart2 rip-off!
Pastel Roses ok
y e s
Albert can't understand spanish ( *Well he can a little bit* )
But for some goddamn reason, he can speak emojis.
*IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE*
EÁ AMBULANCIÁ
Yea but you don't.
😪👨🏻❤️✍🏻💩😂
*YO TENGO*
Здравствуйте
WHY IS THE STAFF AT THE HILTON HOTELS GAMES SO STRICT?!?!?!
Because ur mom
@@hennegivensunday no ymyou wanna know why your school is steit9 because you and yo mama is a Karen
@@cookplayinggamingwithkaile5946 h u h
That hotel game is dumb, as you can see from the "warnings"
Tanner Dumb is an understatement. Most staff there are the absolute worst lmfao
I bet if I say "HI" they'd give me shit for caps, and they'd give me another warning if I said something like "ha"
As far as I can tell,the staffs are all six year olds.
Diamond nature they're little kids proud to be something important in a game
Tanner dude i work in that hotel... but im not as dumb as those kids who gives false warnings
Ok. For ppl who don't get really why Albert got banned is bc
*Yes*
*YO TENGO*
Potatoe Power!!! Wow
Potatoe Power!!! Yo tengo
yes*
Yes.
WHAAA
I heard the mic go all glitchy and I was like "is flamingo OK or is this just part of the video?" XD
Okay, thanks for telling...
HE'S AN ALIEN
His name is albert lol
CaileysMakeupStudio I know
tq29 / i thought it was part of the video until the text popped up
0:40
"Very Good!"
5:20
"Or Not"
"The Tomato Ran Out"
"Put More Tomato"
5:37
"Sorry Tomato"
7:00
"There Is No Tomato"
9:20
"Can You Give Me A Bonus?"
When Albert's mic messed up, he sounded like a trailer park transformer.
Your right about that
He sounded like alien language
ALBERT IN YOUR GROUP THERES NINJA TURTLES AGAIN AAAA
It's not ninja turtles, it's just a couple fuckbags trying to sell a shirt they stole from Albert.
But they look like the Ninja Turtles..
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
machin168 said
"put more tomato
sorry tomato
we need tomato
is that there is no tomato"
i'll b your spanish to english translator
bubblegum drops yo tengo tomate
Good job
t o m a t o
bubblegum drops *YO TENGO*
Spanish class?
Sounds fimiliar...
Doulingo xD
Duolingo not doulingo
*Duolingo*
Did you mean...
Familiar and
Duolingo?
The xD also kinda ruined it
dOulAngO
Guys chill she might be learning English :/
Thumbs up for loving flamingo alot😆
_Noobie_ plays .
AND SUB TOO.FLAMINGO
HIS NAME IS ALBERT!
_noobie_plays
Thumbs up if you love Jesus
Slime game 👐
Your number is your type of slime
1 floam
2 galaxy
3 raimbow
4slushie
5glossy
6 cloud slime
7 normal
8 orbeez
9 clear
0. Any
Birthday month is color
January:red
February:orange
March:yellow
April:green
May:blue
June:purple
July galaxy
August rainbow
September pink
October clear
November black
December Any of your choice
Your number is scent
1 cake 🎂
2 donut 🍩
3. Cookie🍪
4 chocalate🍫
5 candy 🍬
6 strawberry🍓
7 cherry 🍒
8 grape 🍇
9 watermelon🍉
0. Any
Mine is : Cake scented galaxy floam slime 😊👐😜
2, 3 & 6
Purple
Watermelon and Cookie
*Is it cheating to pick 2?*
Mine is rainbow galaxy cookie
Samantha Espitia i got 2 april 2 because my b day april 2 and my fav color green and i like glaxy stuff and like donuts win win its all my favorite stuff!!!
Samantha Espitia lol just saw that my b day is the day after april fools
Staff:"Hey! You wree on three warnings!"
Albert: "he said he forgiv me"
That's one way to get through staff. 👌
I looked it up in goggle translate.... Tomate actually means tomato. Wow. Made ya learn!
What's goggle
Yeah it means tomato. I'm Hispanic :3
Spelt google wrong!
I mean it’s pretty obvious
wow is that a new translator called goggle translate
Yo tengo a jake
Yo tengo an Albert
A
C
K
Jalbert
Give this commenter an award, please.
👏👏👏👏👏
👉🙏
Saying “yo” before tengo doesn’t actually make sense in Spanish because of grammatical reasons. just saying “Tengo” means the exact same. I know it’s for the Albert meme but I just thought I would say this lol.
Zackoshi no
Yo=Albert
Tengo=Lana
A
K
A
Lanbert
Where's the YO TENGO Squad at?
YO TENGO
Points +poi
Here.
Right Here!
YO TENGO!!!!!!!!!! YO TENGO says ALBERTOOOO to ALBERTOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*texts mom*
Me: ..are you dead?
Mom: 💀
Why would you ask your mom that in the first place?
LonelyGirl 101 *yo tengo*
PitbullLover53220 cuz we we're just talking and she texted me that while I was watching this
2:09 Um TOTALLY not creepy.
😂 XD Great Vid Albert!!! 😆❤
@@THEfishybusinessYES 👌👉🙆💃🏃
@Chizu 🍆🍑
Maria Jose LMAO
Hes the devil 0.0 help albert
@@stayawayfrommeihateyou Oh my-
machin168 was saying
se acabo el tomate : the tomato is over
ponga mas tomate : put more tomato
sorry tomate : sorry tomato
necesitamos tomate : we need tomato
"your welcome for translation."
And don’t forget....
THE TOMATO IS PREGNANT
STEVIE G4M1NG & Vlogs Never asume that a tomato is pregnant, the tomato can just be fat.
Mystic Deadly cool
Mystic Deadly Se acabo el tomate : We finished the tomato
Mystic Deadly se acabo el tomate means there is no more tomato.
2:10 this part made me laugh so much😂
the robot monster part?
That tomato was falsely accused of being pregnant!
*PREGANANANT*
Or the girl was just asking for more tomatoes... i know cause I speak Spanish
So.., I was at the fair, and someone walked past me saying “I had explosive diarrhea” xD
Who loves flamingo??? YO TENGO!!!
albertsstuff
Yo tengo hate
Omega The wolf YUO TUENGIO
Omega The wolf Do you even know what "Yo Tengo" means? 😞
Why don't you like him anymore?
Yo guys
*YO TENGO SAMUEL*
Barstow Zachary no
Farhan Kabiri lol 😂
Can I have one too?
I have Samuel.... WHAT IS samuel a name???
Yo tengo
Your like the only youtuber that can make me laugh for hours love you albert ❤️❤️😂
Albert: No, robots did not possess me
me: *dies of laughter*
Gacha Cat Studio a roblox GHOST
Same
Same
I show this to my friend and the robot part comes up
Friend- OMG HE WAS POSSESSED BY A ROBOT
Me- THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC
(My Danganronpa family will probably get the joke)
Stephanie Scarlett Carranza Alday possessed?
Stephanie Scarlett Carranza Alday Danganronpa V3 reference
*DOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* the emoji.
D-d-d-d-d-Dora!
Abdullah Muna Dee Dee Dee Dee de dora
Dora, Dora, dora the emojii
Persoon fuxk ya'll
d-d-d-d-deported
Yo tengo a joe
That means "I have a joe"
When the micrpone gat glighed u sounded like baldi trying toh ave a poop
Lol
How old are you. That’s not really grammat
Tessie 17 grammat
@@cne1976 g r a m m a t
shut up 😂 😂
MY PHONE GIVE ME THE NOTIFICATION 13 MINUTES AFTER IT STARTS
sameee
Rip
Lonely Nights ikr
Ikr same
Lonely Nights ME TOOoOoOOOoO
Albert u need to react Roblox Rewind 2017
hes in it
He is?! :O
Hes dancing with kavra and oblivioushd
That exists...?
He was in it
Everyone in hotel freaking whatever Hilton I think is usually a jerk
specifically awsome "Hotel freaking whatever Hilton." Best name ever 👌 Lol.
2:15 Albert machine broke.
Albert: The employee of the day if anyone is wondering is a girl that smashed her keyboard 30 times and that's that's what came out.
Me: Don't you do that with like a lot of your accounts? XD
LOL! NO SPANISH CLASS! TY TO MANY PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH?
*yo tengo*
Weird Fantasy what?
*muy dificil*
Yo tengo=I have...
(Idiot).
tejo que significa la palabra en la video
YO TENGO!!!
Frozen warrior Coino
Frozen warrior lol
*YO TENGO*
I have*
¿Yo tengo? Tengo 💩
2:13 is it just me or does it sound like its saying "you cant take away" a buncha times
I heard that
YO TANGO
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO
CARITO
SAMUEL
OH SYNTHIA!!!
Eclipse And more e3
*yo tengo*
Lol
Yo tengo = I have
English = Espanol
*yes*
Watching him play these games reminds me of 1-2 years ago..
same cuz the pizza place
*HEY I JUST MET YOU AND DIS IS CRAZYYY*
Classic video😂😂😂
Unknownn Entityy *HEY I’VE JUST MET YOU*
*MY NAME IS JOEY*
*SO HERE’S MY NUMBER*
*I’LL CALL YOU DAILY*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I got potatoes, the meme is failing.
MY MOM MARRIED UR FATHER SO HUG ME BROTHER
1:43 exploding diarrhea
XD Albert, I work at Hilton Hotel as a Security Officer so if you want anything from there just ask. I have a key to every room, a segway, and cuffs. I can give them to you so you can do your trolls C;
ImperfectBlueTigers Hey I’m a beggining youtuber and I just dropped a new video if anyone could watch it so we get a 2nd opinion that would be awesome, thanks
TRI no
TRI no
TRI no
Guys chill
Ackack....Ack
Sorry there was something in my throat I was trying to say YO TENGO
Albert É A AMBULÂNCIA means ITS THE AMBULANCE
(that was portuguese)
4:40 LMAO the clown emoji is a insult now
Albert, I just had a dream where you came to my house... you were in my sister’s room using hair spray or something.... then random people just teleported into my sister’s room and wanted your autograph. I was carrying two puppies for some reason (even though cats are way better). And then you were on Animal Jam again. You were Jam-A-Graming (Aka: Jagging) me saying stuff that I couldn’t do and adding a smiley face at the end of everyone. Do you like my dream Albert?
Like this so Albert can see my dream
Diamonds on fire By Ash! Read*
Diamonds on fire By Ash! Cats are better
Diamonds on fire By Ash! How!!!😠
Lol
Diamonds on fire By Ash! Sorry but cats spray and dogs don’t they pee and poop so cats are 0.\.
Love ur vids❤️👍👍
Just because it’s big doesn’t mean it’s pregnant 😢
Ok?
5:19 that means put more tomato sauce lol i died
Lol same
he sounded like an alien👽
ItsNotMe How do you know what an alien sounds like? Unless you're an alien...
Ikr
Woooooooooooooow
Your mean noob
Don't worry Albert, tambien... como te llamas?
I know spanish, yep I'm proud.
his name is albert
and no i'm not using a translator
Su nombre es Alberto
U said what is your name lol
so do i, im proud
*Sees video*
*Me:It’s 34k in 52minutes i’m early*
*Clicks*
*36k comes up*
*Me:......*
Söt Kärlek hej svensk person lol
This is such a throwback to the faceless Albert xD
UHHH. I WENT ON KOHLS ADMIN HOUSE AND I MADE EVERYONE SAY A BAD WORD AND THEY ALL GOD BANNED!!!! XD
/\/ / /\/ _/ /\ Colin Wright marry me 😂 no not really
/\/ / /\/ _/ /\ Colin Wright OOOO FANCY THAT
fuckin spell
/\/ / /\/ _/ /\ Colin Wright *got*
☻ nice ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
I like it when albert swears like the old days
i miss julius cole
sas haha yes
the whole time i was like “albert, that’s not how it’s PRONOUNCED!” “ALBERTTT THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANNNSSSS” 💀
kurri Same
I like bananas
kurri you speak Spanish ??
1:42 XD
Albert:😩💩 (I just had diarrhea
Albert tomato is tomate but not toe-mate it’s toe-maht-teh
Mind = blown
🤯
Mo Wuggets /
You can pronounce tomato any way to want
Bro chill
Im pooping and watching this still on the toliet
HugeDragoon we don’t
Have to know tha.
tmi
Three letters, one meaning.
Too
Much
Information
Thats a _shitty_ idea.
HugeDragoon SAME!!!! XD
I thought Albert was having a seizure 😂😂
wdw._.ismybae I love your username
its sad because we will never get this content again
I have to........
*Can I get a joe?* And *YO TENGO*
Joe died 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think it’s Yo tengo
Awsome Erzan No and No it's A DEAD MEME
Awsome Erzan stop… this isn't funny
Wow what a great TOTALLY original joke🙄
There is Spanish class also English (who agrees)🇬🇧🇪🇸
ZigandZag1970 poop
To
ZigandZag1970,PLS TELL EVERYONE TO GIVE U A LIKE U BARELY HAVE ANY
Hola yo tengo mucho caca y yo tengo
🤣😂👎👎👎👎👎👏🤝🤛🤜🏻
*Look at them trying to get my job*
Or should I say *ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK*
Albert: ~tries to make people laugh~
The mic glitch:ima ruin this guys whole TH-cam career
Maybe roblox is spanish and not english
Me: *ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED *
*:0*
*yo Tengo*
cookielover :3 that literally just means "i want"
JessIsntOkay **I have**
JessIsntOkay It’s “I have.”
Coming from a Hispanic.
JessIsntOkay Google translate says it means Good day. Probably wrong.
Do...wait
You really need to learn Spanish XD
musically girl if ur musically girl y is or photo a snapchat photo please dont hate me im not trying to be rude im just asking
Ik
Depressed Tater tot her photo can be whatever she wants
Who speaks/is learning Spanish?
me 🤚
Charlotte Vaughan I found a new comment :o
Albert: Hits everyone with a rocket
Goes to detention
Albert: The principal was in league with that girl I muted!
The coin slot XD
eddsworld group I put a quarter in it and nothing happened.😰
Lol XD
Rip angry grandpa
rip
Lil Yachty Crying Jordan R.I.P
Wrong channel, move away
Rip
This what the mic said you cant throw away you cant take away My life prepare off =)
I SPIT OUT MY WATER WHEN THE MIC BECAME ROBOT MONSTER I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣