TOJO'S HEAD (BALD) SLAPPED IN COURT

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  • (20 May 1946) In Tokyo the War Crimes Trial has begun.
    #Tojo #court #slap
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  • @niallp.o.7567
    @niallp.o.7567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31405

    “They are war criminals accused of murders.”
    Music: 🕺💃🎶🎵 🎺

    • @rsharma7221
      @rsharma7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      Point to be noted my lord 😂😂😂😂

    • @warmccl
      @warmccl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      I was sipping coffee when I read this and almost lost it all.

    • @sirkikesteinshekelberg9091
      @sirkikesteinshekelberg9091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Lol, just like in pharmacy ads

    • @growingstruggle5493
      @growingstruggle5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Every general is a war criminal.

    • @Ivan--Drago
      @Ivan--Drago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lit

  • @Sovietball
    @Sovietball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12844

    "TOJO'S HEAD (BALD)"
    Lmao they just had to add that bald in

  • @chokoon21
    @chokoon21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2750

    *Tojo's bald head:* 0
    *Intrusive thought:* 1

  • @bigbossman1834
    @bigbossman1834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4225

    I love how the video's title just has to emphasize the fact that Tojo's head is indeed, bald.

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      did we mention he has no hair?

    • @goolgepl2112
      @goolgepl2112 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      This man's head was slapped. But it's okay, he's bald!

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      “My eyes!”

    • @Eagle_the_18th
      @Eagle_the_18th 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      even the announcer had to emphasize his baldness

    • @juuviyosramyeonz
      @juuviyosramyeonz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT

  • @project22-ab88
    @project22-ab88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8140

    Nuremburg trials: We were just following orders!
    Japanese trials:

    • @vault311
      @vault311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Underrated

    • @theirishempire4952
      @theirishempire4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

      Germans: we were following orders
      Japanese: We followed orders from each other. The emporer did nothinh

    • @peace-now
      @peace-now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Nuremburg trials: We were just following orders!
      Japanese trials: We followed tradition!

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You know who else was just following orders?
      Hitler.

    • @peace-now
      @peace-now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@ArmyJames That was in the Great War.

  • @michaelsetiawan2746
    @michaelsetiawan2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13778

    "They kept Okawa out of slapping distance from Tojo..."
    Funniest line ever in the history of history.

    • @reverendjimjones1043
      @reverendjimjones1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      I also liked "bald headed would be suicide"

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The more I read that, the more I laugh! 😆

    • @Vibing2443
      @Vibing2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

    • @passiveaggressivenegotiato8087
      @passiveaggressivenegotiato8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Imagine these films being played in movie theaters on saturday afternoons, between the children's matinee and the adult movies that evening. They would run all the kids out and adults would pack the place to watch news reels.

    • @billmitchell3329
      @billmitchell3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Michael Setiawan it’s funny until you see the films of what the Japanese did to our POW’s where Captains would arrive daily, sometimes on horseback and behead one of our pilots or officers for display to other prisoners for being cowardly enough to be taken prisoner.

  • @phazoneatermetroid77
    @phazoneatermetroid77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The virgin slap to Chris Rock vs the Chad slap to Tojo

    • @Agent9
      @Agent9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      -'s bald head

  • @xoocit
    @xoocit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    The man who slapped his head was Shūmei Ōkawa, also a Japanese nationalist who was accused of war crimes and attempting a coup.
    His erratic behaviour in court led to officials believing that he was not mentally fit to stand trial, hence all cases against him were dropped. Other defendants were either hung to death or spent their life in prison while Ōkawa however was set free.

    • @russman7204
      @russman7204 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      That slap was a power move indeed.

    • @Zircillius
      @Zircillius 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      "Other defendants were either hung to death or spent their life in prison"
      Yeah but weren't there other defendants who were exonerated as well? I've read that MacArthur's occupational government was pretty lenient (e.g. not charging the emperor) so as to breed resentment from the public.

    • @Literallyryangosling777
      @Literallyryangosling777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Bro just saved his life by slapping a bald hear

    • @biffman6
      @biffman6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Zircillius Yep, and on top of that, only the first round of trials actually occurred. This first one were the supposed worst war criminals, while there were two other rounds that would have covered some less prolific offenders, but these subsequent rounds of trials were dropped after tensions with the USSR/CCP increased as well as some PR headaches that went on during the first round of trials. Many of those indicted criminals slated for the later rounds of trials went right back into the political and bureaucratic positions they'd held before the Allied victory. Members of the imperial family (one of which was technically in charge, albeit temporarily, during at least part of the Nanjing massacre) were never even considered for indictment, and other serious offenders, like Shiro Ishii--who ran Unit 731--were never charged in the first place either.
      MacArthur wanted to leverage the imperial family as a national unifying tool during the occupation, hence not charging any of them at all. Men like Shiro Ishii were likely not charged in case they held useful intelligence or research that could potentially end up in Soviet hands (though Unit 731 produced exactly zero usable and novel research for the Americans).

    • @mimorisenpai8540
      @mimorisenpai8540 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@biffman6 shiro Ishii despite being disgusting monster most his target are white Russian emigree and Chinese outcast make any of power didn't really take his action seriously.

  • @thebindingblade777
    @thebindingblade777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9102

    I like how Tojo smiles a bit when he gets his head slapped lmao.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

      Tojo: *moans*
      Whoever unliked my comment is a fucking loser
      That’s better

    • @misakifujioka1681
      @misakifujioka1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @@Toxin_Glitch i disliked your comment, are you gonna slap me now?

    • @vaneet7161
      @vaneet7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @yuri i disliked your comment

    • @chernovbrichtofen4767
      @chernovbrichtofen4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Vutch Dan Der Linde Japan almost invaded Tahiti, plan der line gang dies by weird people

    • @blacksupra001
      @blacksupra001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      so did the guard hahaha

  • @foilhattiest1
    @foilhattiest1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11592

    Okawa: **gently slaps a bald head in front of him**
    1946 courts: "Clearly this man is too insane to be put on trial."

    • @inspectorcal
      @inspectorcal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      well it actually worked, they deemed him insane and all charges dropped.

    • @Fr3AkFr3Ak
      @Fr3AkFr3Ak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      @@inspectorcal How to get out with crimes of war 101 be okawa

    • @jacbear6658
      @jacbear6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought it said “ snapped lol is that weird

    • @zhangliubao
      @zhangliubao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@leeroyjenkins0 under totalitarian political system, such as Japan Empire, Nazi Germany, Soviet Union etc, ambitions and thirst of power and money will be disguised under the name of a great course, but the course is only for fewer people's good but not for most people inside or outside the totalitarian political system

    • @Spelonker
      @Spelonker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *"Down with the Sickness" plays*

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "TOJO'S HEAD *(BALD)* SLAPPED IN COURT"
    Yeah thanks for the info, we would've certainly had trouble noticing that.

    • @Dimnah
      @Dimnah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      it's a very important detail

    • @MrKata55
      @MrKata55 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's emphasized for comedic effect. r/woosh

  • @ThymariVanRaalte
    @ThymariVanRaalte 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +258

    bro's intrusive thoughts won

  • @barnibussnaples6561
    @barnibussnaples6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9711

    Nobody is talking about Tojo’s subtle “wtf bro” smirk

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      I noticed it lol. Made me feel like it was in a classroom or something

    • @salvadorramirez4114
      @salvadorramirez4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I was just about to comment that😁

    • @SouRi1Two3
      @SouRi1Two3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      apparently tojo was a nice guy according to joe from jkfilms whose grandma knew him. you could do evil things and still like to joke around and be friendly.

    • @yashrajmehta3272
      @yashrajmehta3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@SouRi1Two3 Absolutely, even Hitler was like that

    • @bunnybird9342
      @bunnybird9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@SouRi1Two3 just amazes me how if you look at photos of Hitler and Mussolini you can tell they are mean but Tojo looks innocent. Reminds me of how serial killers like Ted Buddy acted like normal people.
      also can I see a video about that?

  • @Killzoneguy117
    @Killzoneguy117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15537

    *slaps Tojo
    "This bad boy can hold so many war crimes"

  • @YG-rr6zv
    @YG-rr6zv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    This is weirdly happy music for something so dark😂

    • @TheTeddyGuy28
      @TheTeddyGuy28 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think it's meant to express triumph lol.

    • @michaelskoomamacher5652
      @michaelskoomamacher5652 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheTeddyGuy28I do be like that too when I slapped a bald homie's head

    • @mein3324
      @mein3324 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nothing dark here, all are white.

    • @krunkle5136
      @krunkle5136 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People were built different.

  • @TJ042
    @TJ042 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Thank you, Britain, for preserving these gems.

  • @diog9699
    @diog9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16736

    Perhaps he found it irresistible.
    Perhaps he just doesn’t like Tojo.
    Perhaps he just likes his cut, G.

    • @presidentralph894
      @presidentralph894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @addictrogue516
      @addictrogue516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @A J 😂😂😂

    • @besrqq
      @besrqq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@presidentralph894 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @Loleo2087
      @Loleo2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u guys are killin me

    • @bigblueassbaby9074
      @bigblueassbaby9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🗿

  • @charliegreer4507
    @charliegreer4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7489

    Everybody’s saying “I like ya cut G”, but nobody’s saying the truth:
    *That slap was weak as hell*

    • @9k111
      @9k111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      facts

    • @thycitrus9418
      @thycitrus9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Man speaking facts

    • @Visionless
      @Visionless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Bro I was hoping he slapped him so hard he fell over

    • @guillermoperez2750
      @guillermoperez2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      A sexual fantasy expressed through a slap on the head.

    • @alencko7114
      @alencko7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Try slapping mine,or for that matter get yours slapped and you will find out how degrading it makes you feel!it's not about the size😜👍♥️🇮🇳

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “I like ya cut G”
    (Smack)
    “He was deemed to insane to be put on trial…”

  • @siamwse
    @siamwse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    i love the emphasis on “TOJO’S HEAD (BALD)” that they put in the title

  • @gusrtw20
    @gusrtw20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2998

    *"SLAPPING bald man in the head PRANK GONE WRONG (We ended up being REMOVED from the place by SECURITY)"*

    • @_altruistic_6869
      @_altruistic_6869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      *3am challenge*
      *ALMOST DROWNED*

    • @wrongname1278
      @wrongname1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      (GONE SEXUAL)(CALLING THE POLICE)(ALMOST DEAD)(DANGEROUS)(GONE WRONG)

    • @Gabriel-xl8pr
      @Gabriel-xl8pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *(We ended up found guilty by mass murders in WW 2)*

    • @Jacrispy.98
      @Jacrispy.98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      (patreon in description)

    • @Hagashager
      @Hagashager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe. If you REALLY liked what we did here then SMASH that bell button to get notifications everytime we update!"

  • @NeverMindMan
    @NeverMindMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26038

    The original “I like ya cut, G.”

    • @rolfneks
      @rolfneks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Ye, what i was thinking too xD

    • @a_yan6581
      @a_yan6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @campanamanuel1614
      @campanamanuel1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I literally searched this video to put that comment and the first comment i see is yours

    • @matthewl2036
      @matthewl2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was about to write that 😂😂😂

    • @citingmoon99728_animation
      @citingmoon99728_animation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SLAP AAAAAAAAA

  • @truongdangmanh7471
    @truongdangmanh7471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Tojo's bizzare adventure, season 7, episode 24: The slap of Okawa.

    • @mikethegamedev
      @mikethegamedev 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wut da heeeeeellllllllll

  • @mrstevo32100
    @mrstevo32100 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I have to say, there's a lot of videos with misleading thumbnails, but no, this is on point. 👏

  • @redlock1815
    @redlock1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9100

    "they had to put him out of slapping distance"
    As one does.

    • @carltonbanks8251
      @carltonbanks8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Omg it's the legendary vape cat! I found him!

    • @redlock1815
      @redlock1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@carltonbanks8251
      Vape cat uses vape cloud to get away: 💨🐈💨

    • @carltonbanks8251
      @carltonbanks8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@redlock1815 Nooooo...

    • @hydrodoxxed2
      @hydrodoxxed2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yooo

    • @dr.gorgeous
      @dr.gorgeous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yooo

  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    Narrator: "Perhaps he found it irresistible"
    *B A L D I S I R R E S I S T I B L E*

    • @allanstill867
      @allanstill867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only if ya gay

    • @thebindingblade777
      @thebindingblade777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      There's something about bald people that makes it irresistible to slap their head, just the satisfying slap that you get from it is so amusing.

    • @lexcortez5812
      @lexcortez5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      better than mossulini's head

    • @kyryzard
      @kyryzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bald Tendency

    • @Dah_S.S
      @Dah_S.S 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Broke boi moses 😂😂😂

  • @guins99
    @guins99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These old newsreels with the dramatic music and the narration , I love it

    • @krunkle5136
      @krunkle5136 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fr, almost makes me want to get enlisted.

  • @redline1916
    @redline1916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    3 years later and I must specify that he is in fact, bald

    • @galilelollel9658
      @galilelollel9658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is with most certain the truth!

  • @juliancollot7579
    @juliancollot7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10039

    Here’s some background about the slap. The slapper was the Japanese propaganda minister named Shumei Okawa . He was eventually never charged with anything because he was deemed too mentally ill to stand trial. He was known for exhibiting odd behavior in court such as slapping others, wearing his pajamas to trial, and being barefoot when the situation didn’t require it. It turns out that his insanity was the result of syphilis reaching his brain. He spent time in a mental institution until 1948 where he translated the entire Quran into Japanese 3 times

    • @MazdaRX7007
      @MazdaRX7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

      What?..
      Damn you're right, he did translate the quran, who woulda thought

    • @aahn9531
      @aahn9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      Fujiwara No Flashback ayy weeb

    • @atomic4650
      @atomic4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @Fujiwara No Flashback ayy Degen weeb

    • @LOL60345
      @LOL60345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@atomic4650 you got a racecar you basic bitch

    • @foxmcfog7809
      @foxmcfog7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      What the fuck

  • @avanzjp6831
    @avanzjp6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13598

    The way Tojo is confused and smiling after getting slapped is hilarious

    • @raulquiroz7492
      @raulquiroz7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Fr this needs some funny sound effects.

    • @rando2284
      @rando2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

      If I heard correctly, he got executed after the trials so he was prob tensed up and the slap kinda relived him

    • @dirtiestharry6551
      @dirtiestharry6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Don't kink shame him

    • @dio6942a
      @dio6942a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "Harder daddy"

    • @avanzjp6831
      @avanzjp6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :0

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Him smiling after commuting some of the worst war crimes in a thousand years.

    • @stealingbacktime590
      @stealingbacktime590 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The crazy thing is he tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the chest.
      He was provided medical aid by American soldiers and recovered, only later to be hung (executed).
      The irony.

    • @CanadianMonarchist
      @CanadianMonarchist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @benjaminhenderson4786Chinese lives matter (not that I’m going to burn a Japanese restaurant or anything).

    • @sanepillow59
      @sanepillow59 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only if you don't count the crimes of white colonialism

    • @formerwarthunderenjoyer1945
      @formerwarthunderenjoyer1945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @benjaminhenderson4786 Again, these were the KMT (now in Taiwan) government, not the CCP commie bastards

    • @VideoRandomChannel
      @VideoRandomChannel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @benjaminhenderson4786rotted brain

  • @coolkidyt6731
    @coolkidyt6731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He probably wanted to delete some files in Tojo’s head 😂

  • @johnroscoe2406
    @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9354

    The Japanese can make even a warcrimes trial weird lol

    • @benaffleckisanokayactor
      @benaffleckisanokayactor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      Everybody making fun of Shūmei Ōkawa without realising that he managed to fool the Tokyo trial board into acquitting him simply by going berserk and acting insane. The only person to have managed to be aquitted

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@benaffleckisanokayactor relax

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@chefkape he said Tokyo...

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@benaffleckisanokayactor
      No one cares about your use of accented letters.

    • @RH-vd3yu
      @RH-vd3yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      X Æ A-12 Musk troll

  • @CollinM24
    @CollinM24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9805

    *slaps Tojo’s head*
    “You could fit so many plans for war crimes inside this baby!”

    • @mwanikimwaniki6801
      @mwanikimwaniki6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      This comment wins comment of the day

    • @useryuser7388
      @useryuser7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A Turtle approves of Tojo's head

    • @CollinM24
      @CollinM24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@just_a_turtle_chad oh thank God

    • @MrMiniman629
      @MrMiniman629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jgaffney567
    @jgaffney567 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    See kiddies be the super power that wins and you won't get charged with war crimes

  • @nonamernobrainer846
    @nonamernobrainer846 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    He just smiles and goes "can you believe this guy? Lmaoooo"

  • @alargerflame5556
    @alargerflame5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4700

    UP NEXT: man slaps Göring's belly in Nuremberg trials

    • @krustin
      @krustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      Görings belly [ROUND]

    • @longyu9336
      @longyu9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@krustin [ROTUND]

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      [TUMMY FILLED WITH THE ENTIRE LUFTWAFFE FORCES]

    • @Hammi4Real
      @Hammi4Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Erry noice.

    • @FinleyUwU
      @FinleyUwU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Vöring

  • @lime3495
    @lime3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15696

    “I like ya war crimes g”
    *SLAPS*

  • @Ogasso
    @Ogasso 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Not a damn cellphone in sight.

  • @James-em6ln
    @James-em6ln 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I like how they clarify in the title that his head is in fact bald just incase we didn't know.

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    It’s funny because Hideki Tojo was known as a humorless man, and here he’s seen amused.

    • @Smudgeroon74
      @Smudgeroon74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Can you recommend any good books sir, on the 2nd World War? Thank you.

    • @hidof9598
      @hidof9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Fun before execution.Something finally happened,that made humour touch him

    • @kotong8090
      @kotong8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kinky humor

    • @geneoakley
      @geneoakley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Maybe he was humorless during the war because he was, I dont know, a military officer making decisions that may or may not kill thousands of young Japanese troops?
      He was probably in a "I'm fucked anyway anyhow so might as well enjoy the show while I'm at it" state of mind during the trial so he no longer had to maintain that cold facade.

    • @netheniahscrim2787
      @netheniahscrim2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe it's because he knows the man's game. He thinks the cowardice/ridiculousness/gullibility of the allies is amusing? I don't know much about Tojo but tbh that was funny shit and even more so if you know he's probably only doing it to get off.

  • @olivergooding8512
    @olivergooding8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6938

    With the way they're acting, combined with the music, it seems alot more like detention with the boys than being on trial for war crimes.

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@chrislaw6253 wtf

    • @Joe-el2wx
      @Joe-el2wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@chrislaw6253 "gone nuclear"

    • @lucasduque8289
      @lucasduque8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      Me and the boys in detention after committing war crimes in Manchuria.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      In a way, you are kinda right
      A number of those perpetrators have been given light sentencing or have their crimes ignored entirely

    • @mckinleymac3452
      @mckinleymac3452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@fulcrum2951
      More than that, many of the Japanese scientist responsible for Unit 731 atrocities became university presidents after the war... in exchange for all the data they collected on human experiments.

  • @happygoth09
    @happygoth09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm glad that the title isn't a clickbait, thanks for stating that

  • @chewy5563
    @chewy5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A title that delivers

  • @txgunguy2766
    @txgunguy2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4194

    He slapped Tojo's head like somebody had double dog dared him to do it.

    • @user-de2iu9vb7z
      @user-de2iu9vb7z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      texasgungeek The man behind is also a war criminal He was playing a mental illness

    • @Destin5258
      @Destin5258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean, the mans already being tried for war crimes, its not like the slap is gonna make his situation any worse.

    • @thatdumbass8962
      @thatdumbass8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Honestly I think he knew he was going to die and had wanted to that for a long time and decided “what the hell, I’m probably gonna die, so why not?”

    • @abandonedchannel281
      @abandonedchannel281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone probably did double dog dare him to

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the man who slapped tojo at the head wants to tell tojo that there is a bald guy beside him

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6674

    [Sits behind Tojo]
    "It's personal, Tojo."
    **S L A P S**

  • @murimurimrui
    @murimurimrui 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Remember. It's only a war crime if you lose the war.

  • @Bill-uw1oo
    @Bill-uw1oo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That slap was almost as light as the slap on the wrist they got for their crimes.

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    I like how in the title is specifically says "TOJO'S HEAD (BALD)"

    • @motorola9956
      @motorola9956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      They gotta emphazise the baldness.

    • @jmmypaddy
      @jmmypaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I like how it doesn't false advertise, we got a bald head and we got it slapped in the video.

    • @pocketabyss3990
      @pocketabyss3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It lowkey implies there’s a video of someone smacking his head with hair

    • @uro8304
      @uro8304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Demopan

    • @tinyghost4337
      @tinyghost4337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's be honest we would all be eager to see bald head being smacked more than a haired one XD

  • @kosmas173
    @kosmas173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    *Slaps the top of his head* "This bad boy can fit so many war crimes!"

    • @glipk
      @glipk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Such a great comment. This made my day haha

    • @Elite_Sturmgewehr
      @Elite_Sturmgewehr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stolen

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Elite_Sturmgewehr Here's a fucking medal get the fuck outta here.

    • @HGKyle
      @HGKyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought this meme was dead.

    • @justlogus
      @justlogus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

  • @reisu_3708
    @reisu_3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The video: war criminals responsible for horrible things against humanity being judged
    The music: 💃💃🥳🥳

  • @versechorusverse2470
    @versechorusverse2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He smiled because he knew that man was going to a gulag somewhere

  • @segwayman196
    @segwayman196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5884

    Tojo seems pretty amused by that slap.

    • @danklvac4746
      @danklvac4746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      giggidi

    • @Warhero1171
      @Warhero1171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      It made him horny.

    • @matzpimp
      @matzpimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      John Rambo lol

    • @bass13mary
      @bass13mary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      +John Rambo I think it made you horny. Otherwise, who’d ever say or think something so bizarre? Perhaps you might shave your head.

    • @airwaveshorizon
      @airwaveshorizon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      That was a good slap

  • @N2Deep00
    @N2Deep00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8209

    One of the funniest moments in ToJo Bizarre Adventure

    • @bobbilder8793
      @bobbilder8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Tojo’s bizarre adventure is my favorite anime.

    • @vantd1936
      @vantd1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @Orwell Jones Laeddis Well, the Nazis knew.

    • @vantd1936
      @vantd1936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @3rdCoastCigarSmoker more like a turn for the best ;)

    • @studiobrunel7948
      @studiobrunel7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      (ToJo gets hanged)
      Ōkawa: (In Engrish) Goodbye, ToJo!

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a good play on words

  • @vladimirputindreadlockrast812
    @vladimirputindreadlockrast812 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The modern equivalent is throwing popcorn at the guy two rows ahead of you at the cinema.

  • @zookaroo2132
    @zookaroo2132 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how the title unnecessarily put "Bald" in brackets

  • @historywithhilbert146
    @historywithhilbert146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    BOI
    *Slaps Tojo*

    • @rayhanasyari513
      @rayhanasyari513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn

    • @constantinediomedes6277
      @constantinediomedes6277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what the hell are you doing here! Go back to making vids on the Saxons and the Dutch!

    • @tristan889
      @tristan889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤲

    • @aymarafan7669
      @aymarafan7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woah my Frisian friend is here!

    • @azryafriadi3979
      @azryafriadi3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This bad boy can fit japanese everywhere in pacific

  • @Paul_Lucas
    @Paul_Lucas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17608

    This is my favourite title to a TH-cam video, ever.

  • @kholeka8475
    @kholeka8475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sitting in court, everything is quiet and than you hear that slap.

    • @ThatBunniBoi
      @ThatBunniBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *slap*
      "What was that?"
      "That was Tojo's Head (Bald) Slapped In Court"

  • @ganguly_ftw
    @ganguly_ftw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro was like"you playin Minecraft, I like ya cut g"

  • @imaginewagons3777
    @imaginewagons3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3825

    Shumei: "get rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut"

    • @DAREAL_WOLFDEN
      @DAREAL_WOLFDEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I had to look up "yee-yee ass" on Urban Dictionary. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary.

    • @hafizmakiglalis4380
      @hafizmakiglalis4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nigga~

    • @DAREAL_WOLFDEN
      @DAREAL_WOLFDEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hafizmakiglalis4380 WHOAAA WHOAAA WE DONT DO THAT HERE BOAAA

    • @creepyendy
      @creepyendy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@DAREAL_WOLFDEN NIGGA

  • @JackSardonic
    @JackSardonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    What a title.
    (BALD)

    • @antwerp3302
      @antwerp3302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jack Jones you mean mussolini

    • @universeofopulence
      @universeofopulence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jack Jones
      Only a few noticed it.

    • @geebeedee9509
      @geebeedee9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (BALD)

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BALD BALD BALD --MY EYES

    • @SlizzardRamirez
      @SlizzardRamirez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@scaredstar9127 i clicked on the replies of this comment hoping someone said this lmfaooo

  • @brokensilence3268
    @brokensilence3268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:33 I love how the narrator says "watch". It's almost like he's saying "you gotta check this shit out!"

  • @simonphoenix3789
    @simonphoenix3789 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is probably one of the most unjust things that the US did during WW2. I'm all for holding certain Japanese prisoners at the time for war crimes, but 'waging wars of aggression' is just a ludicrous thing to charge politicians with. Every country does that, and its just a question of what justification they come up with to excuse themselves. Imperial Japan did a lot of awful things, but executing their prime minister for starting a war is just ridiculous. Instead they should have gone after the officers and members of the royal family who were responsible for the numerous atrocities comitted.

  • @nickyrathor007
    @nickyrathor007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    "Perhaps he finds it irresistible, perhaps he doesn't like tojo"
    Umm okay!!

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Perhaps he was swatting a fly, perhaps he saw his reflection and thought of giving himself a high five, perhaps...

    • @azunkor422
      @azunkor422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He liked his cut

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@azunkor422 g

    • @vinhphucnguyen4695
      @vinhphucnguyen4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@upstreamtoast3512 **screams**

    • @edwardspencer9397
      @edwardspencer9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps he was a drummer.

  • @newtdevaychet
    @newtdevaychet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    “The bald head would-be-suicide...”
    Holy what a description

    • @floralpattern3712
      @floralpattern3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yea.. I don't know which is worse

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GODDAMNN

    • @hanzhewan1137
      @hanzhewan1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      to be more accurate bald-head would-fail-to-suicide

    • @CumBrianFries
      @CumBrianFries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hanzhewan1137 Close, but still wrong, it's "bald-headed".

    • @longyu9336
      @longyu9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ancient TV newsreels were built different

  • @Entropy106
    @Entropy106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m offended. I prefer you call them “people of baldness”. POB. Calling someone bald is offensive and derogatory to the People of baldness community

    • @chill_sauce
      @chill_sauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wyd? cancel them? 💅💅💅

  • @yakacm
    @yakacm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He taught Benny Hill all he knew.

    • @WidSilson
      @WidSilson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was looking for this comment

  • @torontoenvironment9899
    @torontoenvironment9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    "They kept him out of slapping distance" LOL

    • @IMD404
      @IMD404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I always love old school tv they always have these puns

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@IMD404grandpa used to be a joker back in the day too

    • @Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon
      @Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This was my favourite bit lol

    • @abnowacky
      @abnowacky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IMD404They showed these in theatres. TV wasn’t widespread back then.

  • @donvergas4855
    @donvergas4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    *Sees man slapping Tojo's dome*
    "Enough!"
    *pulls him back and holds him.*
    "..."
    *smirks*

    • @rafitohornero3850
      @rafitohornero3850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damnnnn i just notice that

    • @Chili.P
      @Chili.P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good eye

    • @chrisbuttino4098
      @chrisbuttino4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arrowed Albatross Tool

    • @jeegunugger1871
      @jeegunugger1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Smiles mean different things in japan. Tojo's smile here was more restrained anger.

  • @safari250
    @safari250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When a really old video having a run time of less than a minute shows up in your recommendations you know its quality.

  • @michaelmilam7285
    @michaelmilam7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    Narrator: The trial against Japanese War Criminals accused of wars of aggression and murder
    Everyone: *Bald head go SLAP*

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Slap go brrrr

    • @prettieboiswag6659
      @prettieboiswag6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like ya cut G

    • @LazyPirate8
      @LazyPirate8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Japanese man: Idk I have the strong urge to slap tojos head.

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheKing60210 imagine being able to slap that bald tojo head like A10

    • @MorrowindES17
      @MorrowindES17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There make sound it so cheery with the narrator voice !

  • @nguyetphung6821
    @nguyetphung6821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I love how they have to put the word “bald” in brackets so we dont miss out the fact that Tojo was indeed bald

    • @nostalgicdream
      @nostalgicdream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its bc if he was merely slapped with a full head of hair it wouldn't have been entertaining to me or even made me click this video bc idek who tojo or these people are but all i seen was the words "bald" and "slapped" and that was good enough for me

    • @FrenchiestSpy
      @FrenchiestSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nostalgicdream How do you not know who Hideki Tojo is?

    • @nostalgicdream
      @nostalgicdream 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrenchiestSpy bc I don’t care

    • @nostalgicdream
      @nostalgicdream 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrenchiestSpy name every single band member from Pink Floyd without looking it up. Can’t can you bc you don’t know who they are bc you don’t care just like me with this guy

    • @FrenchiestSpy
      @FrenchiestSpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nostalgicdream Theres a bit of a difference between an important WW2 figure and all of the members of Pink Floyd. Someone slept through history class lmao

  • @EducationalChannel28349
    @EducationalChannel28349 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wish people still talked with this accent 😂

  • @ec5400
    @ec5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Took him out of slapping distance" killed me

  • @karbonkai
    @karbonkai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    I can't believe that people used to paint everything black and white.

  • @invokingvajras
    @invokingvajras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    For those who don't know, slapping someone on the head is a gesture in Japanese culture for basically calling someone a "big dummy." We slap our own head to acknowledge our own misguided behavior. It's partly done in jest, but only do this with family and close friends.

    • @actinganimal885
      @actinganimal885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Applies in America too. Although I see facepalm/slapping more often lol.

    • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
      @GreyWolfLeaderTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It's kind of done similarly in the West, though we tend to do the shoulder punch rather or grasp rather than a slap across the back of the head.

    • @aeroanosupremo
      @aeroanosupremo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@GreyWolfLeaderTW here in Brazil it's the head slap, but with humongous amounts of force when slapping someone's head

    • @saltybob8667
      @saltybob8667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Popular amongst Stooges th-cam.com/video/u4ZgVRJ-H8U/w-d-xo.html

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not too dissimilar from how it's done in America. Although sometimes we just slap people because we fucking hate them.

  • @dewok2706
    @dewok2706 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "This is the idiot that thought it's a good idea to piss off the Americans"
    *smack*

  • @Spoon97
    @Spoon97 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Everyone talks about his head but nobody talked about the word dot thingy at the top

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    I expected a "Gong" sound when The Guy Slapped Tojo's Bald head

    • @anlenguy7857
      @anlenguy7857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I LOL'd so hard at your comment.
      NICE.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *insert oriental riff*

    • @tinycockjock1967
      @tinycockjock1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice lmao

    • @Malamockq
      @Malamockq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's with you weebs and making stupid, unfunny jokes?

    • @Nyuuphobiaa
      @Nyuuphobiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
    @GreyWolfLeaderTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    I love that Tojo actually smiles after Okawa slaps the back of his head. He took it as a simple joke/prank.

    • @E1N101
      @E1N101 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      true

    • @agrajyadav2951
      @agrajyadav2951 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gentleman

    • @MarcDufresneosorusrex
      @MarcDufresneosorusrex ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤭🤭

    • @ARGAN7705
      @ARGAN7705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

      Well of course since he's at the mercy at the hands of the enemy. If he wasn't then Okawa would be sent straight to the execution room

    • @finnmcmisslefanchannel-pt3xu
      @finnmcmisslefanchannel-pt3xu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      ​@@agrajyadav2951well he did kill millions, so idk

  • @comradecat3678
    @comradecat3678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    its sorta weird that all these top military officials didn't follow their own "seppuku before surrender" doctrine

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What? Upto 600 japanese military officers commited suicide in ww2

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      like for example the generals who fought in the battle of okinawa all commited suicide rather than surrender

    • @defaulter264
      @defaulter264 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not that I expect a communist to understand honour

    • @addictedtoautism420
      @addictedtoautism420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@defaulter264So what about the rest? Not honorable enough? That was his point...and don't be mean to comrade cat... 🐈

    • @NorthForkFisherman
      @NorthForkFisherman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@defaulter264 Honor is for children and fools.
      Nothing matters but winning.

  • @1JamesMayToGoPlease
    @1JamesMayToGoPlease 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    UNBEATABLE!! Thank you so very very much - you definitely made my day! :)

  • @nickirmen6671
    @nickirmen6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    My favorite thing about this video is how they specified that Tojo's head was bald in the title

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHA so true :')

    • @VooDooMaGicMan81
      @VooDooMaGicMan81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Like a specific porn niche

    • @febuary1497
      @febuary1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a would be suicide tojo

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #SethEverman *has entered the chat*

    • @funkymonkey2k94
      @funkymonkey2k94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (bald)

  • @ChannelRandomMy
    @ChannelRandomMy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Tojo is in court for war criminal charges that he's fully aware will lead to his death and he smiles after getting slapped on the head. Holy crap.

    • @karekakeka4143
      @karekakeka4143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I mean might as well laugh while you can

    • @hidof9598
      @hidof9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's having fun before going

    • @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246
      @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He was going to commit suicide before anyways, so death either way was imminent.

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      these trials after the fact are bullshit if you think about it. Yes horrors are committed. Yes, countries often use these situations to commit full on atrocities against humankind, but just the fact that only the losers get raped makes it a mockery of justice.

    • @kake1604
      @kake1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ez_company9325 My dude you have got to be kidding me. As if the axis powers didn't murder tens of millions of people. The Nazis systematically killed those they considered inferior in camps, and the Japanese burned, raped, and murdered their way across China and Korea ultimately killing as many (if not more) civilans than the Nazis. Like, they forced sons on their mothers and fathers on their daughters before killing them. They threw babies on bayonets for practice. Are you really going to pretend like the axis weren't the bad guys here?

  • @squid1712
    @squid1712 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If god did not want him to slap tojo then he wouldn't have given him such a warm, inviting and slappable aura

  • @hanzt468
    @hanzt468 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro let his intrusive thoughts take over

  • @buf2294
    @buf2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    Tojo turned around and was like tf lmao, just as it was in school times 😂

    • @starkfaktory6920
      @starkfaktory6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yep

    • @dhiamuhamadakbar9590
      @dhiamuhamadakbar9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Tojo is the quite kid in class

    • @kendodd8734
      @kendodd8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wow he lost his hair early

    • @NecroBanana
      @NecroBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      They just did a little too much trolling in Geography class.

    • @faygo12
      @faygo12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO !!!!!!!!! tooo funny

  • @imanishraf6215
    @imanishraf6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3817

    After the slap,
    Tojo just turn back and smile.

    • @Bort_Simpson
      @Bort_Simpson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Probably out of confusion, he was known as hot headed during the war

    • @Andy.G8
      @Andy.G8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same energy: th-cam.com/video/1llxGj5S-U8/w-d-xo.html

    • @bebbenbaby5361
      @bebbenbaby5361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I mean, that's nuts. Just imagine the stress and pent up fury dude had. This just goes to show you that jerk mass murdering butts got their job by their charisma and cool heads. I would be mad if someone slapped my head. He took it like a champ.

    • @03stmlax
      @03stmlax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Would've got a katana straight to the d*ck if it were still 1944

    • @punisher1163
      @punisher1163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @infinitrixtv5847
    @infinitrixtv5847 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The narrator secretly sent orders to Okawa to turn off the button from Tojo's bald head to prevent the nukes.
    The man secretly saved the world...

  • @AutumnHarvester
    @AutumnHarvester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    tojo: *gets slapped on head*
    tojo: :)

  • @seal9462
    @seal9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    The person who hit Dojo was Okawa Shumei. He wasn't crazy. In fact he pretended to be crazy to avoid a heavy sentence and he succeeded.

    • @m.w.9899
      @m.w.9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      In the Japanese war crime trials, you could pretend to be a fried chicken sandwich and they'd let you off.

    • @haiqaliskandar7056
      @haiqaliskandar7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@m.w.9899 seriously? If its true, i want to pretend to be not exists

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@haiqaliskandar7056 polmao until u use wakizashi and become ant-red martyr based alkaline

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whos izutsu is he at any photos?

    • @geoffbell166
      @geoffbell166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They were let off very lightly indeed,cant put on here what i really think....

  • @ambientlightofdarknesss4245
    @ambientlightofdarknesss4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    "The older generations were so much more mature"
    The older generation: *slaps a war criminal's bald head and it's seen as hilarious*

    • @jgordon9022
      @jgordon9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      The slapper was also a war criminal

    • @neileung
      @neileung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@jgordon9022 the older generation: *war criminal slaps fellow war criminal's bald head and its fucking hilarious*

    • @libertyprime6932
      @libertyprime6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They found funny things funny. So immature

    • @kabardino1337
      @kabardino1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Frankly it would super hilarious to slap hitlers head

    • @midleno8364
      @midleno8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@libertyprime6932 yeah except when they call anyone that isn't from their generation immature when they laugh at other things. Comedy is subjective, I don't understand why we gotta belittle a giant group of people for something as healthy and mundane as LAUGHING, like, just no

  • @IsmailHussein-OG
    @IsmailHussein-OG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I like ur cut g” Famous last words

  • @eddiehimself
    @eddiehimself 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't believe this is the guy who founded the legendary Tojo Clan

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought I would find you guys here somewhere 😂😂

  • @JoatXI
    @JoatXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    "They kept Okawa out of slapping distance of Tojo" 😂😂😂

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Gotta love British reporting.

    • @williamwallace5201
      @williamwallace5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The first ever UN peacekeeping intervention

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@williamwallace5201 LMAO

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM DYING 😂 **EXTREME WHEEZE**

    • @potatometra
      @potatometra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamwallace5201 and the most effective.

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    Tojo seemed amused by the slap more than anything. He probably was thinking “It’s nice that in these last few days of my life before I am inevitably condemned and executed, that some amusing clown can be sent my way to bring a smile to my face.”

    • @Frozo-nt2ky
      @Frozo-nt2ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      If it was the other way around and America lost you know everybody would be tortured to death slowly and slaughtered, and there’s still people who think America was the bad one

    • @joekrater3364
      @joekrater3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Frozo-nt2ky i know right. Like the bombs were _sooo_ evil

    • @pyreotusbark8954
      @pyreotusbark8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Frozo-nt2ky Oh no America descending into a leftist hellhole would be stopped and replaced with imperial Japanese martial discipline and morality! The horror!

    • @pyreotusbark8954
      @pyreotusbark8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@joekrater3364 if I could choose being ruled over by a Japanese emperor or the goddamn leftists and “conservatives” (who don’t conserve anything) I would heartily choose the former

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@pyreotusbark8954 hey King, this was a very hot take on the state of our society.

  • @polarfamily6222
    @polarfamily6222 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tojo with extra emphasis on "bald"🤣.

  • @grappigbroodje5344
    @grappigbroodje5344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's a hate crime against the bald

  • @HipnikDragomir
    @HipnikDragomir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I like the (BALD) in the title.
    That is absolutely what I came here for and was not disappointed.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Seth Everman wants to know your location*