Tom Segura Turns Pathetic Ted Cruz Into a Complete Laughingstock

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  • @joel.lallier
    @joel.lallier 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    "Get off the bong for a minute."
    What a square.

  • @justinkauffman731
    @justinkauffman731 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I can never get over the way he let someone talk about his wife then become a bootlicker to the guy. Opportunism and cowardice go hand-in-hand in the face of authority.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hes getting deported back to canada

  • @jouhsagreen1627
    @jouhsagreen1627 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    But they voted him in, so says a lot about his base.

  • @GordonCaledonia
    @GordonCaledonia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Ted Cruz looks and sounds like if an old timey carnival hustler quantum leaped into George Lucas.

  • @timjohns191
    @timjohns191 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Ted Cruz is a skintag , deserter, I was here in south TX. for your trip to Cancun

  • @GordonCaledonia
    @GordonCaledonia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Grandpa Munster's Christmas Cavalcade isn't as fun as it used to be.

  • @jkspel1
    @jkspel1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    He is always so insulting!

  • @towanda2947
    @towanda2947 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    What a freaking waste of greymatter

  • @Duderf-go4nq
    @Duderf-go4nq 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    We subsidize farmers all the time. We give tax breaks to corporations all the time. We bailed out multibillion dollar banks for their mistakes. Almost all degrees obtained are in business health sciences education and psychology. All useful degrees. I don’t understand this argument of “gender studies etc…”. We can’t help out regular citizens? These struggling graduates aren’t just liberals. Every ones kids are struggling from stagnant wages vs rising costs of living. All presidents left and right since Reagan have failed us.

    • @liquiddevil7396
      @liquiddevil7396 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Duderf-go4nq naw Reagan failed us. And both Bushes.

  • @erniejohnston401
    @erniejohnston401 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It’s greed from the banks!

  • @PaulZak_73
    @PaulZak_73 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    This is the college loan argument. College costs have gone up 188% over 20 years. While wages have only gone up 26% over 20 years. If you are a 50 year old adult now, this was not your experience. You cannot relate to what students are dealing with now. Period. You had it easier.

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Please run for office. All these idiots.

  • @spenserkao2709
    @spenserkao2709 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Among the parliamentians, he has been dubbed the most hated. God save Taxans.

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      And yet the political hellhole of Texas re-elected this as*hole. How do you fight stupidity? Incredible!

  • @nancymesek
    @nancymesek 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Ted does his rendition of the swamp thing. 😂

    • @towanda2947
      @towanda2947 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😅👍💙✌️

  • @grantpowell4135
    @grantpowell4135 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Dan soder is the best!!!

  • @erniejohnston401
    @erniejohnston401 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Here is Alberta born Ted Cruz cosplaying as a border patrol agent!

    • @lumpyrutherford-dx4qu
      @lumpyrutherford-dx4qu 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So you think Cruz is wrong for wanting to enforce our border?

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​​@@lumpyrutherford-dx4qudid he vote yes to the Republican led border bill about 9 mths ago that the border crossing security wanted it did he do as trump said and vote no 🤔 pab45 didn't want Biden to have a win so told the gop to vote no even though it was led by a very right wing Republican senator. pab45 was happy to let another at least 9 maths go passed of people crossing, not giving extra funding for more security and border guards, not to fund the machines that are sat in storage gathering dust that would help with checking for fent etc. A lot of Dems thought it was too strict, they knew something had to be done though but pab45 wouldn't let it pass on Joe's watch 😡

    • @illegalamishmen
      @illegalamishmen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@lumpyrutherford-dx4quwhat has Ted done to help the border? Absolutely nothing. So he obviously doesn’t want to enforce our border.

    • @erniejohnston401
      @erniejohnston401 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ no but his cosplaying is just immature is he your Senator?

  • @timjohns191
    @timjohns191 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Is this the year of Al Franken???

  • @jerrylopez5144
    @jerrylopez5144 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I hate Ted Cruz.

  • @vickilrogers5232
    @vickilrogers5232 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I have a Masters degree that came from a school involved in a class action suit, and I'm not even sure my degree is valid. I'm 68, still working, and owe 110,000 in student loan.

  • @riccardoferrazzo8283
    @riccardoferrazzo8283 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As an European, it is crazy to pay universities for overpricing their offering and at the same time pay the banks to so they can also make billions on top of that, while they are both incentivized to offer less at an higher price.

  • @peterschairer488
    @peterschairer488 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Ted Cruz I s the Frank Burns Jr. of the U.S. Senate.

  • @G-Anon-oz2lb
    @G-Anon-oz2lb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0:21 no one gave me shit. No one got money.

  • @KRitzmanCounselor
    @KRitzmanCounselor วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    College education isn't just for a job. Knowledge is power. That alone improves quality of life. GOP hates education because that threatens their power.

    • @Nhamp2000
      @Nhamp2000 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When Trump said he loved the uneducated, that was the most truthful he's ever been.

  • @ToddSpicer-us7wj
    @ToddSpicer-us7wj 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Franken is a genius and hits the nail on the head about everyone hating Ted

  • @LesliSpencer-o7i
    @LesliSpencer-o7i 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    😂 It's funny that they voted that comeback in the office but I can't expect it because we wrote both of them fell into the presidency

  • @sekenamcmurren2217
    @sekenamcmurren2217 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    😆I love Tom Segura and Al Franklin.✊🏼💕

  • @db1872
    @db1872 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love that comedians are bringing our country together. Bill Burr on the health care system, now this. Comedy is a great way to bring the truth to light.

    • @NakedBonghit
      @NakedBonghit 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "comedians" like blow rogan and tony hinchcliffe helped to get drump reelected. I wouldnt give comedians too much credit.

  • @timjohns191
    @timjohns191 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    What did you do Ted??? Have Heidi change his diaper??? How low can you go???

  • @PennyAmedee
    @PennyAmedee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    WHOOOO is voting for Cruz?!?!

  • @ralphphillips3983
    @ralphphillips3983 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ted Cruise would betray himself for pieces of silver . How does he look himself in the mirror and believe his family respects him 😂

  • @cojiiii1959
    @cojiiii1959 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Soder and Wolf are spot on.

  • @durhamdf
    @durhamdf วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My issue with the student loan debt forgiveness isn’t the debt forgiveness but that it doesn’t change the system to then prevent this from just building right back up over the next decades, and potentially kids will be more likely
    to take on this enormous debt without a plan for how their career will facilitate paying it back thinking this debt will just get forgiven again in the future.

    • @oldmandozer
      @oldmandozer วันที่ผ่านมา

      Actually the borrower defense program that does the forgiveness is part of numerous lawsuits working to get colleges with bad practices sued out of existence. I got my forgiveness approved for over 107k and then they started arguing about it, and it stopped. Then my old college got massively sued and disbanded, so im getting forgiven anyway regardless of the basic forgiveness program. I'm now down to my last 30k owed, and that will likely disappear in the next 6 months, and my predatory school is no more.

    • @oldmandozer
      @oldmandozer วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's not perfect across the board but people are working to stop this stuff

  • @CalvinSimpson909
    @CalvinSimpson909 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Whe Ted talks I can't even hear what he says because his insincerity is so distracting. He's like a failed drama student who thinks he's leading role (like most Republicans).

    • @cachickadee
      @cachickadee 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He is sooooooo cringy! 🤢

  • @lilnbigman
    @lilnbigman วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Hey listen even with forgiveness, like all republicans were forgiven their 500 Million in PPP loans.

  • @cmillholland
    @cmillholland 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    How many people voted for Trump because he signed their stimulus check?

  • @Dman333WS
    @Dman333WS วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    They voted for him because everyone knows his name. Yall know his name. Fluff and a funny funny joke actually lol

  • @timjohns191
    @timjohns191 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This video would be great if I didn't have to see or hear the deserter

  • @al032184
    @al032184 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    OK, next time, let Tom tell the joke, don't try to repeat it.

  • @metu5818
    @metu5818 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    His wife should have told him, I appreciate the suggestion, but I believe in free speech.

  • @thomasdeas1941
    @thomasdeas1941 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Is Ted on the next Luigi List?

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      After Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, then Ted.

  • @Lomoholga2
    @Lomoholga2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A SENATOR speaking like that lol
    They don’t even bother to use masks like in the old days

  • @warrenbennett1863
    @warrenbennett1863 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Who’s that sneaking up behind Ted Cruz?

  • @Neverland4747
    @Neverland4747 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    HEY HEY HEY TED! Maybe you should hit a bong & chill

  • @210kennypowers3
    @210kennypowers3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If taco bell was a person it would be Ted Cruz or should I say Ted Cruise

    • @Nrpamap123
      @Nrpamap123 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No-what you leave in the toilet after eating Taco Bell is what Ted Cruz actually is

  • @bslifka9572
    @bslifka9572 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ted Cruz is the perfect villain for a Christmas Movie - Home alone 5 anyone 😂?

  • @boldpredictionssports
    @boldpredictionssports 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm not saying cruz is a bad guy. However if you make Tom Segura look like a good guy you just might be.

  • @Tortilla.Reform
    @Tortilla.Reform วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Hey Rick, just to let you know; remember Kendricks song “Not Like Us”
    -Tom Segura is not like us, he is not an ally. Do some research on the whole controversy surrounding him calling his fans “the poors” and how he looks down on the middle and lower class

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform วันที่ผ่านมา

      Love that you showcase Michelle Wolf and Dan Soder by the way, I served tables in a NYC comedy club for 5 years and they are legitimately good people

  • @rudedogal1420
    @rudedogal1420 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s all true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @castanza128
    @castanza128 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    FYI: it's not "the gun lobby" who has the idea to protect our children.
    It's actually a pretty popular idea.

    • @cojiiii1959
      @cojiiii1959 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Not really. It's strictly for profits.

    • @MissSpaz
      @MissSpaz วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmao it's absolutely not a popular idea. Are you high or just living in the rural Midwest?
      Do you remember being a kid? I do. I was a highly troubled, highly intelligent kid. To the point where my middle and highschool gave me IQ tests every year to track my intelligence. My nickname among the teachers and administration was "the terrorist" lol.
      The amount of straight up felonious crap I was doing on campus during and after school hours without ever getting caught is alarming as hell in retrospect.
      Now let's take a kid like I was, and then give all the teachers a gun in a locked safe in their classroom.
      I promise you, I would have robbed those gun safes by my sophomore year. Adults don't notice how closely kids watch them, how easily they work shit out. Every halfway intelligent kid knows exactly where their parents hide the key to the gun safe, where their dad hides his porn, where mom hides her purchases, and the passwords to their accounts on the family computer.
      They're not stupid.

    • @castanza128
      @castanza128 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cojiiii1959
      How so?
      They don't sell anything.

  • @liadown9052
    @liadown9052 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    ❤Soder❤

  • @frankbarrie6785
    @frankbarrie6785 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm curious what you/Rick think about what's been happening with Ana and Cenk lately. I saw another TYT contributer quit, but this time it was literally live on air on Ben Dixon's show.

  • @dav__made
    @dav__made 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Literally everyone hates him 😂 I’ve seen videos of his own kids trying to get away from him

  • @tatvela6915
    @tatvela6915 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I really don’t care for those… comedians? Ted sucks. Don’t need randoms selling me that

  • @optimusdaddy7739
    @optimusdaddy7739 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    JB helped in a huge way

  • @hlumelomrali4081
    @hlumelomrali4081 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    SODER❤

  • @cliffklaven7805
    @cliffklaven7805 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Another "Hey TYT 'sports' fans, join me in HATING someone" video from Big Nose Rick Strom.

    • @illegalamishmen
      @illegalamishmen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Um, turd Cruz has done absolutely nothing but performative politics for 12 years. He’s a bum. He deserves all criticism anyone can launch in his direction. He’s done absolutely nothing for you and you pay his paycheck.

    • @cheighes1
      @cheighes1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@cliffklaven7805 Stay needy fanboy.

    • @cojiiii1959
      @cojiiii1959 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You just come here to whine huh?

    • @cliffklaven7805
      @cliffklaven7805 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @cojiiii1959 yeah, just like big nose rick strom came here to whine about Cruz and YOU came here to whine about me. How bout it, whiner?

  • @bslifka9572
    @bslifka9572 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ok - 20 foot statue of Ted’s nose. What do we make it out of and what city in Texas do we erect it?

    • @IMayOrMayNotBeNoelG
      @IMayOrMayNotBeNoelG 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Make it out of wood. Also let it grow or shrink and use it as a measurement of his current level of bullshittery.

    • @ThomasGilmore-fi6gb
      @ThomasGilmore-fi6gb 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Reinforced concrete as an entrance to a tunnel under the Rio Grande 😊

  • @optimusdaddy7739
    @optimusdaddy7739 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cruz thinks podcast is work, beat it CC

  • @joris-zuphert
    @joris-zuphert วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    If everyone hates him, why was he reelected?

    • @Gradguy1
      @Gradguy1 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Because they hate Democrats more … they see him as the lesser of two evils.
      It is sad.

    • @LuiC53
      @LuiC53 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The sheriff in Uvalde still has his elected position after allowing the slaughter of babies while looking for a key for an unlocked door...

    • @spaz-egotthatlongmoney3112
      @spaz-egotthatlongmoney3112 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He's a Republican in TX? Complicated, I know.

    • @Gradguy1
      @Gradguy1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ So true!!

    • @joris-zuphert
      @joris-zuphert วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@spaz-egotthatlongmoney3112 only in american logic (or maybe even conservative logic). In any other western country he would have been toast

  • @augustakyles3290
    @augustakyles3290 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Everyone doesn't hate Ted Cruz. I don't hate anyone, now I may hate his politics but I'll never hate any human. Stop using words like everyone.

    • @chicomaki6103
      @chicomaki6103 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's funny how woke leftists love to paint their ideological opponents as 'haters' while they are exhorting others to hate those people.

    • @illegalamishmen
      @illegalamishmen 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I don’t hate people, Ted doesn’t count as a person.

    • @MagaisWEAK
      @MagaisWEAK 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      You're the minority. Ted Cruz is widely hated.

  • @whansandceros
    @whansandceros วันที่ผ่านมา

    these clips are over a year old.

  • @gussygoro2469
    @gussygoro2469 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is performative. Segura is as Republican as any other trust fund mouthpiece could be.

  • @calebweaver3628
    @calebweaver3628 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There are no banks. All student loans are given by the fed. And if you can’t understand how interest rates work are you really smart enough to go to college?

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That’s the predatory part of it. They prey on kids and tell them that they must do this or they have no future. Then nail them with fees and interest and they can’t ever pay them off.

    • @ClarityDetermination
      @ClarityDetermination วันที่ผ่านมา

      The loans are only processed and approved by the federal government. Then there are finance companies who procure the loans and collect interest and capital.

  • @m0thdm
    @m0thdm 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    YOU GOTTA GET OFF TYT BRO.

  • @themoops4006
    @themoops4006 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    oh pray tell what is tom "i hate the poors' segura's opinion on his fellow millionaire elites?

    • @jenniferdennis6465
      @jenniferdennis6465 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This is such a whiny argument. Why is it when someone accomplishes the American dream, financially, now they're "elite"? Pathetic.

  • @lonerunner89
    @lonerunner89 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Do you think he gives a shit who likes him or not? He just won the senator race in Texas. So the title of this video is basically a sob story 😢😂

    • @Letmegodowninthemud
      @Letmegodowninthemud 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      The 4th reich could grow on your forehead

    • @bliss45
      @bliss45 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      average ted voter

    • @liquiddevil7396
      @liquiddevil7396 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      His own family doesn’t even like him

    • @Letmegodowninthemud
      @Letmegodowninthemud 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lonerunner89 your forehead is enormous

    • @cachickadee
      @cachickadee 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It sure says something about the citizens of Texas.

  • @michaelgriffin8247
    @michaelgriffin8247 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Everybody hates you more Tom Segura!

    • @Rodz27
      @Rodz27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He can’t hear you

  • @andrerendon7837
    @andrerendon7837 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ted Cruz's job is to pass bills to improve the lives of Texans instead he spends most of his time making his stupid podcast.

  • @Jeff-m9d
    @Jeff-m9d 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow Cancun garbage man talking about useless things
    Did he just look in a mirror?

  • @DaleMenRd
    @DaleMenRd 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I getit