Him: *interrogates me* Me *panics*: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!"
Oh, a Roman? What have they ever done for us? ...Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Fine, the husbandos are good, too.
I love the nod to real history with Dall calling the listener a Gaul. Gauls and Romans were constantly at odds, and if I remember right, the Romans considered everyone outside of their empire to be barbarians (and thus beneath them). He's offering the listener a chance to assimilate, to become a ROMAN, which in his perspective is probably the best offer a barbaric Gaul could ever hope to recieve. History is pretty interesting, man.
"Tell me where the camp is gurl" Me "I ain't a snitch" "Would be a shame to ruin that pretty face of yours" Me "Still ain't snitching no matter what" "I would escort you around Rome" Me "Fine I'll tell you" *Pouts*
I needed a solid second to process this because I thought the next upload would be 2 months from now 👁👄👁 I’m so glad that you’re back because you literally are my favorite VA 🥲💛
"I'm just a poor peasant, nobody like me, I have came to tis place, at home are much more battles than here might be. My tribe is there... far far away. If is to give you information about the rebellion, I simply do not know."
Him: Tell me about the ca- Me: Deal. Him: I didn’t even- Me: *Don’t question it and keep talking...* Well done! This one is quite interesting and how you switched between languages in the beginning is pretty cool!
He keeps saying gull. Now that may be the accent but he also might be mixing up 'gull' and 'girl' and the listener is just taking it as a nickname kinda deal. Which is really cute.
i am yet again looking, for you have peaked ky interest kind sir. may i be informed how you manage to publish such exquisite work in such a nice way? i am very impressed by your hard working spirits and this is a formal way of me saying thank you for joining me this fine time of day!
General, I am just a simple rom - uh, dacian who traveled all the way here to Gaul, my knowledge of the tribe of whom you seek is unknown to me. Please let me still be on this physical world. Even tho I cannot help you with gaul situation, I'm offering you a tribute in salt (🧂🧂🧂 ) . Also, sir, you speak very good modern English.
Awwww i was just thinking about when I'd hear something new from you :) been feeling a bit sick today so I'm glad we got this. You and Ephemeral Rift are my favorite asmr-tists and I've only found you a few days ago. Seriously, keep up the awesome work my dude ^^
Am I the only one that said to themself: "One of my past school was willing to pay $200 to who ever rats out people that devious slicked!!! So pay up!"
The year is 50 B. C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely...one small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invadors. And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium...... I don't know why I came up with that. 🙈
Seriously, im very curious as to what will happen to the Gaulish listener. Would the general keep his promise? Is there a blooming relationship between the little Gaul and the Roman General? I'm dying to know 🥺
B-But I will never betray my tribesmen!! By Toutatis, I should have gotten the potion that druid from Brittany brewed so I could bulldoze through these Romans 😭 Also, can you do a part two? Pretty please?
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Him: *interrogates me*
Me *panics*: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!"
That's a nice ref
....wow
i love you a lot for this reference, please know this.
@@lyn764 thanks ;)
Me: I am Bartholomew Gingus Snap the Third. ( Sorry if I spelled it wrong)
Me: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
also me: oh....wait wrong time period
Bwahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
But we are coming 😂
MMMMmmmm, barbarians...
Oh, a Roman?
What have they ever done for us?
...Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Fine, the husbandos are good, too.
I appreciate and note the reference
They make great husbands. 😏
The beginning gave me flashbacks to my years suffering through Latin in school😂😂
YESSSS OMG “Latin is a dead language (kinda) that is plain to see, first it killed the Romans and now it’s killing me!” XDXDXDXD
yall get taught Latin in school what the heck
@@b.m.hm.j.h3310 it was either French or Latin. I choose the language without oral exams lol
2 years later and it's still reletable
I love the nod to real history with Dall calling the listener a Gaul. Gauls and Romans were constantly at odds, and if I remember right, the Romans considered everyone outside of their empire to be barbarians (and thus beneath them). He's offering the listener a chance to assimilate, to become a ROMAN, which in his perspective is probably the best offer a barbaric Gaul could ever hope to recieve. History is pretty interesting, man.
That’s only pre Cesar. After Gaul was heavily romanized. It’s citizens from 1 AD - 500 AD called themselves Roman
"I can take you to Rom"
Bwahaha! As a gladiator or what? Nah man I'm not stupid
Betraying the tribe feels so dirty. I'm not saying anything. 😐
Yes, but the torture man.
For SPARTA!!!!
Wait o don’t think I got the line right.
Bro, sparta? You mean southern Rome?
😂
this was so intense, loved it!! I know everybody would kill for a part 2.
"Tell me where the camp is gurl"
Me "I ain't a snitch"
"Would be a shame to ruin that pretty face of yours"
Me "Still ain't snitching no matter what"
"I would escort you around Rome"
Me "Fine I'll tell you" *Pouts*
I needed a solid second to process this because I thought the next upload would be 2 months from now 👁👄👁
I’m so glad that you’re back because you literally are my favorite VA 🥲💛
I didn't know I needed this! It's amazing🥰 now I'm kind of hoping for a part 2, I'd love to cash in that wish.
"I'm just a poor peasant, nobody like me, I have came to tis place, at home are much more battles than here might be. My tribe is there... far far away.
If is to give you information about the rebellion, I simply do not know."
Him: Tell me about the ca-
Me: Deal.
Him: I didn’t even-
Me: *Don’t question it and keep talking...*
Well done! This one is quite interesting and how you switched between languages in the beginning is pretty cool!
Interrogated by a Roman soldier, even though I am Scandinavian?
What he doesn't know is that I'm spying on him. Time to seduce him!
"my knowledge of your language is rough"
*laughs in bilingual*
Him: *Interrogates me*
Me: *Nervous sweat*
I picture myself alternating between staying silent and cussing him out in Gallic.
Now that I want to hear!!!
I picture myself as the legionnaire just watching from the trees
Sometimes I still come back to this vid, if you ever make a part two I'll come back RUNNING
i'm greek so being interrogated by a roman soldier is really...interesting c:
.....
for the gods
Oh shit
@@DallASMRwell at least i'm a girl so that was extremely accurate :D
You made outnumber us, but we have a dragon rider on our side!
Oooh I’m invested in this storyline.
I’d like, literally kill for a part 2
He keeps saying gull. Now that may be the accent but he also might be mixing up 'gull' and 'girl' and the listener is just taking it as a nickname kinda deal. Which is really cute.
Actually hes saying Ghaul lmfao
That was pretty much the area of France back in the good ol' days.
@@DallASMR oh that's really cool. You learn something new everyday. 😊
I cannot wait for part 2 if it’s being made!
That voice oh god, it's doing something to me and I'm not sure how to handle it... 😳😳😳
Wow...... Just wow.
I can't believe I made friends with a General...
And I am going to see Rome...
Perfect💜💜💜
I do love how you actually did his research. love this! great job!
👏Hope there's a part 2.
My wish would be a peace treaty or pardon to leave us and our land alone 😛
The whole time I kept bouncing between O.O' and "Yeah...do your worst. We sack Rome someday."
i am yet again looking, for you have peaked ky interest kind sir. may i be informed how you manage to publish such exquisite work in such a nice way? i am very impressed by your hard working spirits and this is a formal way of me saying thank you for joining me this fine time of day!
I just kinda wish, we would sneak out the tent and run towards our people to warn them.
General, I am just a simple rom - uh, dacian who traveled all the way here to Gaul, my knowledge of the tribe of whom you seek is unknown to me.
Please let me still be on this physical world. Even tho I cannot help you with gaul situation, I'm offering you a tribute in salt (🧂🧂🧂 ) .
Also, sir, you speak very good modern English.
Awwww i was just thinking about when I'd hear something new from you :) been feeling a bit sick today so I'm glad we got this. You and Ephemeral Rift are my favorite asmr-tists and I've only found you a few days ago. Seriously, keep up the awesome work my dude ^^
Damn ephemeral rift is like pretty damn good, thanks for putting me in such high regards.
@@DallASMR hes amazing! His plague doctor character is my fave and your vampire is my fave from you ^^ you're very welcome :D
Time to protect the title of the Belgae, the bravest of the Gauls!
Going to need a part 2 and some more Latin.
It was incredible ! I hope for a second part it would be amazing !
Me? Interrogated by a roman general? Interesting, seeing that I live in the middle of Scandinavia xD
Hey Dall. *hugs* Welcome back
ohhh i really enjoyed this one! i'd love to see a part two :)
Take care in how you treat me for I am a great friend of Biggus Dickus don't laugh! What's so wrong with Biggus Dickus?
I would kill /sacrifice a soul for it to be a series
Am I the only one that said to themself: "One of my past school was willing to pay $200 to who ever rats out people that devious slicked!!! So pay up!"
Hey its great seeing your stuff again! :D I'll be making sure to listen tonight and enjoying!
Me reading the title: aw hell yea time to go Vercingetorix mode
Me, not even one minute into the video: th-cam.com/video/5Ba9_jaN7EA/w-d-xo.html
Part two please because you got me simping.
Needs a Part 2.
Oh oh im early today! Yay!!! Happy to see you uploading more often 😊😊😊
Also i love how unique your videos are!
Roma Invicta! Long live Commodus!
Bro f*** Commodus
I HAVE ARRIVED AND I BROUGHT SNACKS!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You want some?
What do you have?
@@gergyta9211 I GOT THE CHIPS THE ICECREAM THE SODA!!
@@magical_ghost-5233 OH HECK YEAH! I can donate some popcorn and tea for those who want some!!
@@gergyta9211 YEP!!
Love it! Hoping for a part 2...
I love your voice and adore Roman history! Best combination EVER! 🥰🥰
I didn’t know I needed this. I want more. Unnnngh.
You have an amazing voice, sir. Definitely going to check out more of your videos :)
The year is 50 B. C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely...one small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invadors. And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium......
I don't know why I came up with that. 🙈
Give me your magic potiom
@@DallASMR
Two cups of strong black tea with a bit of lemon every morning. Not that fancy , but it works. 🥳
Moi je dis, t'es une personne de culture !
_Panoramix, let's cook up some potions!_ oh, and watch out for the Roman named Digitus.
Me: sweats in Jewish
Part 2 please
“I will grant you anything you want”
can I have you? 😏
Seriously, im very curious as to what will happen to the Gaulish listener. Would the general keep his promise? Is there a blooming relationship between the little Gaul and the Roman General? I'm dying to know 🥺
Nah she dead
I love pretty close to were the Limes once was, so this feels somewhat special... Close to home. 😄
Amazing! Would love a part 2
Wonderful, loved it! do you have asmr where you refer to your 'prisoner'? just wondering...??🙏😊
FUCK I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN LATIN CLASSES 😔😔😔
B-But I will never betray my tribesmen!! By Toutatis, I should have gotten the potion that druid from Brittany brewed so I could bulldoze through these Romans 😭
Also, can you do a part two? Pretty please?
Might
please part 2
Him: *interrogates me*
Me: I know who betrayed Aurelian....
YOU WOT?!
I am loyal to only one Roman. Not a feeble general such as yourself. Caius Marcius Coriolanus is only one I will bow to.
What does he say in the beginning?
LATE BY A YEAR BUT THIS WAS GOOD ✨
Part 2
More please
Part 2?
More please?
Said hurrying have talking two knight you hurrying horse dragon flying ring along wife baby hope money just dance
Part 2 please * hit subscribe*
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