Making a lawyer physically type the words 'Fatty McFuckhead' into a legal document already makes you a winner in my book. Seriously though, I hope you are victorious in this, less so for your personal cause, but a defeat here could set a precedent for politicians being able to silence satirists, which Australia, and the world as a whole, does not need.
Fun fact: I was in a play put on by the Scout association that had a section lightly lampooning Clive. We had to change the character's name because he threatened to sue. Clive Palmer was going to sue an amateur play put on by the scouts.
Kelly Miller Clive Palmer is trash. Rips off his workers, lies through this teeth to suit his political purposes and makes false statements accusing people of treason... and he can’t handle being (rightfully) called a Fatty McFuckHead
I'm in my 50's and you're the breath of fresh air the Australian media needs. If only you looked as good in a suit as Peter Overton. Consider politics, Jordan.
To be fair Jordan's already contributing a lot to the field of politics by being a foil to the media narrative that protects the Liberals at evert possible angle. He's doing more or less what you expect him to do as an MP without the elected posting. Honestly, I think the formalities of being an MP would drive him nucking futs lol
Clive palmer Sues Jordies Jordies: "So you have chosen death" Clive palmer:"QLD Labor just approved both of my coal mines and now Im loaded once again,thanks Labor" Jordies: Clive palmer:seem to gone silent there Jordies Jordies: Clive palmer:Is that a bonner or is it your tail between your legs?
@@RIPOFF65 Yeah from both sides, this blood sank to seafloor didn't it? Clive made no move and FJ is shit posting about teenagers again which I don't mind, it's just that I love seeing Aussies kicking their government.
It’s funny to see business insider, The Australian and the daily mail all running this story. The Daily mail used the line “I have as many assets as you do seats in parliament: none” The Australian used the line “In Clive’s attempt to pervert the law, he made one tiny miscalculation,” Shanks says in the video released on Sunday, “I’m a millennial. Going bankrupt doesn’t scare me. I don’t have a house.”
I'm close to bankruptcy. I'm not scared of it at all haha. They gonna take my 97 Hyundai excel with a fucked transmission? Cos that's all I've got lol.
@@CurseMonstr Funny you should mention it. I asked a local stranger if he wanted to sell his Sprite to me and he told me "Its all I've got that works."
"As the court can observe, Mr. Palmer's thighs are so bloated that his bi-pedal gate is incapable of mimicking a human walking. That is why it is an unfair characterization that he is a walking meme, as he is almost entirely just carted around to rallies and interviews."
Not only has Clive made the ‘big’ mistake of feeding Jordan more content, but also managed to do more damage to his own reputation by shining a light on Jordan who will do nothing but call him out on his bs and contradictions. A wise move indeed
😂 kids hey, 🤦♂️ this guy in the video. He is a pissant and only has a platform and an audience because of stupider pissants. If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny that these levels of consciousness are from “real” human beings. #peterpanlyf
I’m from California, unfortunately but I’m honestly more invested in what’s going on in Australia. Man friendlyjordies is so damn funny😂 he actually makes politics entertaining. If only we had someone like him over here in US.
Ah yes, I’m part Greek who is Australian, I feel like we should be embarrassed of like 3 of our political parties lol 😂 because this is what foreign people see when they see Australian politics lmfao
*In court* Bailiff: all rise for the supreme justice Judge: now what seems to be the problem, Mr Palmer? Clive: He (*sniffles*) called me a fatty (*sniffles*) and hurt my feelings (*sniffle*)
@@silentsketcher_97 Memories son, memories....and not that long ago....labour was at it's lowest when Rudd uttered that most UN-trusworthiest of phrases...."My name is Kevin, I'm from Queensland...and I'm here to help!"....yyeeiicchhh.
I actually teared up during the national anthem part. That is patriotism, I'm not even joking. What is more Australian than swearing at politicians? NOTHING
@@lambdillion4610 Yeah it would. I mean it in the sense where you should be slightly be worried, but the honour of being sued by a walking meme far outweighs any negative.
I'm a new subscriber and only just discovered this going over the old posts. As a Victorian, I hope the border stays closed forever if it keeps that tosser out of our state. I reckon it's the main reason WA put it's border closure in place not Covid. Love this video. Excellent work.
I am pretty sure that that lawyer is my old flat mate's dad. His last name was Iskander and his dad was a lawyer. On the one hand I would be genuinely scared to see Jordan go into battle against one of the richest people in the country, but on the other hand, I feel like this is the BEST David and Goliath battle ever and would make the Austalian movie of the 2020s, putting the Castle to shame.
As he so eloquently noted toward the beginning of the video, he is practically speaking "judgment-proof". He literally has nothing to lose. And thus, the bourgeoisie create their own grave-diggers...
@@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 I thought so too... but I then I thought about why I did the same to put the bible bashing family first pricks last... after all they want to turn our secular country into another Gilead. Clive was right next to them though...
I always take the time to vote below the line so I can put all the shit cunts last, sometimes it's a struggle to determine which is the worst of the shit cunts though lol
I am an American & I have never heard of Clive Palmer until 10 minutes ago. But THIS is GOLD! Thank you for speaking out on behalf of destitute millennials worldwide. You sir, have balls. I have to subscribe to see more of those balls of yours.
*LAWYER:* _"Your honours, if I can take you to the Fatty McFuckhead Case, that unanimous decision clearly established the common law protection for political satire from a defamation action ..."_
Harold Remi I agree. But he's not as bad as a lot of the others. Oliver is at his best when doing the long form stories on issues nobody else in mainstream media is talking about.
Australia has an implied freedom of communication in the Australian Constitution when it comes to discussing political matters in a public forum because its for the sake of political discourse, (and sometimes parody) See Coleman v Power. Ask your lawyer about it. Palmer has nothing.
Not only that. I mean, a lot of the shit he complains about is mere insults. Plus his assertion that he won't have to prove the imputations are defamatory??? What is he smoking?
I love the fact that I had no idea who this guy was before watching this video and now I've made it my life's plan to talk shit about him until the end of time
Welcome to you all, enjoy your stay and the hilarious/infuriating ride that follows. Jordan is a political savage and it's priceless. #FriendlyJordiesForPM
He really picked the absolute worst person to sue, didn't he? An otherwise povo TH-camr with surprisingly fantastic access to resources, who spends the final minute of every single video absolutely *begging* for ideas for new content. Unlike someone who works a "Real Job", Jordies has all the time in the world to prosecute this insurgency of Vietnam-war-proportions, which is only further bolstered by his PhD-level grasp of self-help. It's like dwarves in Warhammer fantasy calling on the spirits of their ancestors to help fight, except instead of his ancestors, it's Tony Robins and Jordan Peterson.
For anyone asking if they can make a one off donation...myyyeessss that can be arranged www.friendlyjordies.com/ bottom right hand corner and thank you in advance!
The best is since he sued you, you can probably use the lawsuit for Discovery into everything you alleged in the videos and ask for financial records etc
Seen the video before it's reported by clive. This video singlehandedly disproves the ENTIRE letter, which is why he can't dare to have it online. Goodluck Jordies!
I worked for him when he took over the Hyatt. He claimed it was what the locals wanted and then he went and fired 50% of the locals. He is also OBSESSED with Titanic, he would play Celine Dion on repeat when he came to eat at his resort, he once got angry at a waitress for changing the song.
The he closed the resort and let it go to ruin. The owners of the units, most who have used the investment for their superannuation are in a legal battle that has gone on for years! Keep up the good work friendlyjordies
Basically he didn’t pay his workers there money then proceeded to give some stuff to the Chinese government then got told to pay em back but he kept jumping through loopholes to not, then he decided to run for prime minister and campaign saying THE CHINESE ARE TAKING OVER but like he gave them the tools to, then swindled some more people out of money and now the whole of Australia is saying FUCK OFF, (like I was in my science class and we were watching stuff on global warming and his add came on and my whole class shouted in a chorus of, FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD, CUNT ASS, the teacher didn’t even tell us off 😂)
"I was imagining your brain was the size of a walnut. Evidently, it's subatomic, as it's capable of being in two places at once." Best burn I've heard in years!
I love that Clive Palmer forced his lawyer to make the phrase "Fatty McFuckhead" a subject of legal process, and therefore reportable in news channels worldwide _solely in relation_ to said Mr Palmer.
@@scottleft3672 Alright, I read through enough. I am going to privately message you. (Nevermind, you have messages off, bitchboy. Marasin nogut i save bagarapim win, na wara, na graun, long wanem, ol man i no save bihainim ol lo i bosim pasin bilong rausim pipia..)
True story, at school in 1991 we had a version of "duck, duck, goose" called "Fatty Mc Fuckhead" in Clive Palmer's 'honor'. Predating any tiff he may have with you. And I'd state it in court for you Shankzy
@@megstillydgn if a party requests a jury there can be one for a civil trial but theres only 6 jurors and it has to come out of pocket for the party who wants it, or the judge can request one but that rarely happens
See above in my comment. Free speech is more like protection from government reprisal as opposed to be able to say anything. The US still has libel and slander laws. That's not considered protected speech. Protest, telling the government that it sucks, is protected speech. No agent or official of the government can take action against you for protesting against it. Almost any form of protest, but that's where the arguments come in. ie, criminal damage while protesting, illegal and can be taken to court. For the act of protesting, protected and legal.
@@LionofCaliban It ain't slander if it's true. And even so, Mr McFuckhead is still a hypocrite for trying to silence speech he doesn't like, be it the one that is protected by law or not.
@@sulaimandoodle9448 Not the only one. I'd be pretty offended by an accusation like that. Wouldn't know who though. I'm pretty sure he was on about stuff like this, can't think who at the moment.
is this viral yet??? someone really needs to tweet this to Kochie! That would honestly be Jordan's make a wish kid moment, him and Kochie taking down clive! Name a more iconic crime fighting duo.
To be fair, a lawsuit is the only kind of suit he can comfortably fit into.
Stuart Gray HAIYOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish I could favorite a comment
The comment section is just a roast fest and I'm all here for it
Depends how wide is the doorway
Bravo
Making a lawyer physically type the words 'Fatty McFuckhead' into a legal document already makes you a winner in my book. Seriously though, I hope you are victorious in this, less so for your personal cause, but a defeat here could set a precedent for politicians being able to silence satirists, which Australia, and the world as a whole, does not need.
Much like our' Minister of Genuine Satire' George Brandis trying to silence the Juice Media for their honest australien government ads.
or going to court and making various people say them in court
CP: Yes, m'lud, he called me a slutty mcfuckface mcfuckhead.
Judge: Case closed McFuckhead.
It's a good thing we don't live in Germany in 1939
Yikes, reading this after the Bruz suit hits different
Fun fact: I was in a play put on by the Scout association that had a section lightly lampooning Clive. We had to change the character's name because he threatened to sue. Clive Palmer was going to sue an amateur play put on by the scouts.
In describing Clive Palmer, I think the terms 'dog cunt' or 'grub' would work here, right?
What a fuck nugget
@@cumyeer *Fatty McFuckhead
Get in touch with Jordies, that story could help with his defense.
CLIVE PALMER PUTTING AUSTRALIA FIRST
"going bankrupt doesn't scare me, I don't have a house"
OH BOY DID THAT LINE AGE WELL
Tarueeee
I didn't think about that but now that you point it out.
OMG you’re right 😅
Wdym did jordie go bankrupt?
@@v.n.ofishmaster6168no his house got firebombed. So definitely does not have a house 🔥🏠 🔥
Transferred all my assets to mum and dad in preparation for my lawsuit.
i see you didnt trust luke with your assets.
Just sounding off on this comment.
Does this mean we'll be back to half an orange curtain on Tuesday?
Worse comes to worse I'll distract a bus driver and let him hit you for that juicy payout.
Fuck off back to triple m worse than triple j 🖕🤣
I would be more scared of being sued by soflo than clive tbh
You crushed Clive Palmer harder than the thick layer of fat crushing his lungs.
Lame
Even harder than I crushed you in my last BB playthrough.
@@KarzGuitar A man of culture, I see.
"are your f̶e̶e̶t̶ lungs as fat as your wits?"
omg hahahahaha
“see you in court, tub tub.” IM CHOKING
This video is trash. Billionaires have feelings too.
@@kellymoderator5253 🤣
Charon Badmann I really like his content. I sincerely hope for less of this sort of stuff.
@@kellymoderator5253 boo fucking hoo...first sign of NOT being a fatty mcfuckhead is not ripping off your employees. it's that simple
Kelly Miller Clive Palmer is trash. Rips off his workers, lies through this teeth to suit his political purposes and makes false statements accusing people of treason... and he can’t handle being (rightfully) called a Fatty McFuckHead
I'm in my 50's and you're the breath of fresh air the Australian media needs. If only you looked as good in a suit as Peter Overton. Consider politics, Jordan.
That’d be great. I’d genuinely vote for Jordies.
I mean he was a male model he can probably look good in anything
To be fair Jordan's already contributing a lot to the field of politics by being a foil to the media narrative that protects the Liberals at evert possible angle. He's doing more or less what you expect him to do as an MP without the elected posting. Honestly, I think the formalities of being an MP would drive him nucking futs lol
I'd agree, but his journalism is what we need more than any political intervention.
I’m American, but I’d commit voter fraud just to get him in office [joking for any fatty mcfuckheads reading this ;) ]
lol
As a Canadian I have zero context for any of this but this is gold.
I just imagine Clive palmer is Doug Ford
@@justin6777 or Bernier
Clive Palmer is another deadbeat bogan millionaire from Australia. Rupert Murdoch and Gina Reinhardt are two other classics.
Australia is wack
As an Australian who doesn’t pay attention politics, I’m in the same boat.
Clive palmer *Sues Jordies*
Jordies: "So you have chosen death"
you have entered ... POWER DRIVE
Hopefully Clive kicks it via Pulmonary arterial hypertension just for extra irony.
Then promply wimps out.
Clive palmer Sues Jordies
Jordies: "So you have chosen death"
Clive palmer:"QLD Labor just approved both of my coal mines and now Im loaded once again,thanks Labor"
Jordies:
Clive palmer:seem to gone silent there Jordies
Jordies:
Clive palmer:Is that a bonner or is it your tail between your legs?
@@RIPOFF65 Yeah from both sides, this blood sank to seafloor didn't it? Clive made no move and FJ is shit posting about teenagers again which I don't mind, it's just that I love seeing Aussies kicking their government.
It’s funny to see business insider, The Australian and the daily mail all running this story. The Daily mail used the line
“I have as many assets as you do seats in parliament: none”
The Australian used the line
“In Clive’s attempt to pervert the law, he made one tiny miscalculation,” Shanks says in the video released on Sunday, “I’m a millennial. Going bankrupt doesn’t scare me. I don’t have a house.”
I'm close to bankruptcy. I'm not scared of it at all haha. They gonna take my 97 Hyundai excel with a fucked transmission? Cos that's all I've got lol.
But a portion of his dole money, will be taken.
@@CurseMonstr
Funny you should mention it. I asked a local stranger if he wanted to sell his Sprite to me and he told me "Its all I've got that works."
@@scottleft3672 _OK boomer_
@@KruelAidMan You need a new catchphrase, little girl.
"See you In Court, Tub-Tub."
That is probably one of my favourite lines I have ever heard when referring to a sentient bin-bag full of lard.
“See you in court Tub-Tub”
- friendlyjordies
HAHAHAHA
I can just see FJ in court...lol...he'd loudmouth his way into a 30 day contempt charge.
It's like signing a ransom letter with "xoxo"
@@spookyboi4784 And meaning it.
@@spookyboi4784 😘
"You potential convict."
This is such a careful, yet angry, zinger. I freaking love it.
How right he was www.theaustralian.com.au/business/clive-palmer-facing-criminal-charges/news-story/9e95e171e1aff66aa77b07fd06cb848f
Being called ANYTHING, by a 30 year old man child....yeah, like he'd be worried.
@@Alexandra-ek7kh I doubt there will be any emotional damage claim....it's more about taking a budding demagogue down.
@@scottleft3672 The document literally claims embarrassment amongst other emotional factors...
@@scottleft3672 exactly
It’s going to take a strong judge to say fatty “mcfuckhead” while looking at Clive and not laugh
david davidson omg I would pay to be there
Indeed.
Who is here while Fatty is trying to force his way past the WA border in 2020?
I'm hearing you, sharing this...and very disappointed I can't send a Qantas 747 full of tim-tams for his cake-hole!
He probably won't even be able to fit through it anyway
yep thanks reddit
Holy crap I hope he never falls over. In these COVID times, we just can’t afford an earthquake.
Someone needs to sneeze on him!
I love that you double down instead of claiming "it was only a joke" like everyone does
This is the ultimate “why are you booing me? I’m right.”
Yeah. Much better to stand by yourself than concede to fatty mcfuckhead.
That's how you win. They expect to see you scared. They're terrified when you're not.
True Australian
Good news. he doubled down. XD
"Considered a walking meme"
Ooooh bad take Jordan, he may have you on this bro.
I've only ever seen Clive waddle.
Hahahahaha technically waddling is a type of gait while walking, though I fully expect Fatty McFuckheads lawyer trying this.
"As the court can observe, Mr. Palmer's thighs are so bloated that his bi-pedal gate is incapable of mimicking a human walking. That is why it is an unfair characterization that he is a walking meme, as he is almost entirely just carted around to rallies and interviews."
Fucken lol!
That walking meme quote had me rolling like Clive
He can barely stand let alone walk 😂
Not only has Clive made the ‘big’ mistake of feeding Jordan more content, but also managed to do more damage to his own reputation by shining a light on Jordan who will do nothing but call him out on his bs and contradictions.
A wise move indeed
FurrySnakevenom big brain
That and Jordan will gain more subscribers and views.
Because a manchild cheerleader for an outrage mob, is just SO important once you turn off your device.
😂 kids hey, 🤦♂️ this guy in the video.
He is a pissant and only has a platform and an audience because of stupider pissants. If it wasn’t so sad it would be funny that these levels of consciousness are from “real” human beings.
#peterpanlyf
Jordan who?
As a Greek, the comedy in this video was _so_ good, I was happy to pay the price of becoming aware of Clive Palmer's existence 😌👌
as an Australian it's nice to be able to share the pain
I’m from California, unfortunately but I’m honestly more invested in what’s going on in Australia. Man friendlyjordies is so damn funny😂 he actually makes politics entertaining. If only we had someone like him over here in US.
We apologize for bringing this horrific pain onto you
Late comment, but Aussie here. I love your cultural food. Bring us more plz
Ah yes, I’m part Greek who is Australian, I feel like we should be embarrassed of like 3 of our political parties lol 😂 because this is what foreign people see when they see Australian politics lmfao
Didn't know I was going to watch a billionaire get burned alive today, but honestly I'm widdit.
I'm crying with laughter... one of the funniest things I've seen in years. XD
Wish we could have a live stream of court day just to hear the judge say "fatty mcfuckhead".
courts are usually open to the public - let's all go to court and watch in person haha
Lol!! First thing I thought too
@@hayley007 yesss he needs to make the details public when he gets them! i will bake cookies
*In court*
Bailiff: all rise for the supreme justice
Judge: now what seems to be the problem, Mr Palmer?
Clive: He (*sniffles*) called me a fatty (*sniffles*) and hurt my feelings (*sniffle*)
Judge: did you hold up your hand and say 'Stop it, I don't like it'?
Clive: no (sniffle)
Judge: then who's fault is this really?
Are you sure that he's sniffling or just having difficulty breathing?
@@maxplanck8854 both
Fatty McFuckhead doesn't have any feelings. He proved that by not paying his employees.
I doubt anyone has brutalised Clive like this. That was savage and I’m subscribing.
"you have an ego as fragile as the Fabergé eggs you so strikingly resemble" I lost it
Clive Palmer: I'm the mosted hated man in Australia
ScoMo: Hold 25% of my beer
Classic, thanks for that laugh. Hold 25% of my beer. Gold!
You never heard of The Witch that was ditched...or chicken little Rudd and henny Penny Wong ?
Mosted, can't even be mad just glad it's a similar opinion xD
Come on Scott, don’t be like that
@@silentsketcher_97 Memories son, memories....and not that long ago....labour was at it's lowest when Rudd uttered that most UN-trusworthiest of phrases...."My name is Kevin, I'm from Queensland...and I'm here to help!"....yyeeiicchhh.
I genuinely wouldn’t have thought of a better title
I laughed before clicking on the video haha!
The footage of GC soccer crowd chanting," f.ck off Palmer", is outstanding...haha
My fav part to :-) So God damn funny!!!
I actually teared up during the national anthem part. That is patriotism, I'm not even joking. What is more Australian than swearing at politicians? NOTHING
or egging them
Yeah no shit more so standing up to the big guy an injustic
Yelling is second best. Get the eggs boys
We've peaked. This video is the holy grail of your channel, now and forever more. Shut it all down boys, there's no topping this.
Don't shut it down, if it blows up and goes big enough in the news he'll have to get the 40k tatt
@@Flecco This is a Galaxy-Brain level comment
YILMAZ
pack'er up boyz
Fatty McFuckhead likes toppings.
Being sued by Clive is probably the best thing to brag about if we're being honest
It's the best worst thing to happen if you criticise Clive Palmer
@@lordmashie How good of a convo starter is that though? "Hey mate, did you hear of the time Clive Palmer sued me for calling him a walking meme?"
@@lambdillion4610 Yeah it would. I mean it in the sense where you should be slightly be worried, but the honour of being sued by a walking meme far outweighs any negative.
I mean it would be if it wasn't so common.
@@lordmashie the positives of getting sued by clive palmer definitely *outweigh* the negatives.
Listening to jordies go into the specifics of what each insult really means is a treat
“It’s subatomic because it’s capable of being in two places at once”
This Quantum Mechanics joke made me very happy.
Nerd
@@shortsandwich5573 😭
Bro's an electron, Cus I swear he keeps Quantum Tunneling thru logical arguements
I just realized i missed the obvious joke of “be was actually describing your penis”
This might be the best bit of Australian journalism of at least the last decade.
Please tell me that your just going play this as your defense.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
He can tender it as an item of evidence and the court would essentially be required to view it, if my memory from evidence law serves correctly.
Glorious!
*hits the stop button*
The defense rests.
I'm a new subscriber and only just discovered this going over the old posts. As a Victorian, I hope the border stays closed forever if it keeps that tosser out of our state. I reckon it's the main reason WA put it's border closure in place not Covid. Love this video. Excellent work.
Imagine being sued by a sentient boulder. Yikes.
I wouldn't call Fatty McFuckhead sentient
🤣🤣
Omg the laugh that came out of me was not natural 😂
Wow best joke I’ve ever heard
Hahahahahaha, sentient boulder, love it
People in court will have a hard time keeping a straight face with this one. Wonder when the news will cover this.
Googled it, they're not on it yet, but probably a few articles will come up in tomorrows news.
I would also like to know. Need a good kek.
Somehow me family had heard about jeordies court case but don't know who he is, so I think there are articles coming rounf
Wouldn't be surprised if they don't, they're probably too gutless to cover it.
Made it to The Australian, The Daily Mail and likely more.
I am pretty sure that that lawyer is my old flat mate's dad. His last name was Iskander and his dad was a lawyer.
On the one hand I would be genuinely scared to see Jordan go into battle against one of the richest people in the country, but on the other hand, I feel like this is the BEST David and Goliath battle ever and would make the Austalian movie of the 2020s, putting the Castle to shame.
As he so eloquently noted toward the beginning of the video, he is practically speaking "judgment-proof". He literally has nothing to lose. And thus, the bourgeoisie create their own grave-diggers...
I love his response.. I have nothing you can take away from me.. bring it! Hahahaha
The big quote from that movie would just be the judge going sorry Clive but you are a fatty mcfuckhead
GET A LIFE.
If he has to go to court to defend himself against we’ll create a go fund me account. The case would be hilarious 😂
This video never gets old. It's gold standard comedy!
I’m here 2022 January, so I totally agree with you
So funny you could cry.
in March 2023, You"re dead right!
I filled out the entire senate ballot below the line, all 83 boxes, just so I could put Clive Palmer last
You sir, are a first rate citizen
@@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 I thought so too... but I then I thought about why I did the same to put the bible bashing family first pricks last... after all they want to turn our secular country into another Gilead. Clive was right next to them though...
Not all hero’s wear capes
I always take the time to vote below the line so I can put all the shit cunts last, sometimes it's a struggle to determine which is the worst of the shit cunts though lol
I am an American & I have never heard of Clive Palmer until 10 minutes ago. But THIS is GOLD! Thank you for speaking out on behalf of destitute millennials worldwide. You sir, have balls. I have to subscribe to see more of those balls of yours.
Gold? He’s making fun of a good man
@@Kenny-ep2nf Clive Palmer is a good man??????????????
@@MySkybreaker yeah he is
that last sentence would be terrible out of coontext
@@Kenny-ep2nf can I get some of what you're on?
American here. Only heard about all this because of the article on Reddit. You just destroyed this guy. I loved this.
Where you at friendlyjordies? Western Australia NEEDS you NOW!!
Humpty(And I can not stress this enough) dumpty.
He's already an egg!!!!
Numpty dumpty
Humpty FUCKING DUMPTY!!!
*LAWYER:* _"Your honours, if I can take you to the Fatty McFuckhead Case, that unanimous decision clearly established the common law protection for political satire from a defamation action ..."_
How do you even top this, getting taken to court by a living telly tubby has to be the pinnacle of youtube political satire.
Who else comes back and rewatches this every 3 months or so to admire the absolute piece of artwork this video is.
I'm so happy I learned english so I could watch and understand this video. 10/10
now watch all the anime titties from the world, almost everything has english subtitles
Hi (sorry for bad English)
“I’m a millennial I have zero assets” lost my shit over this, it’s so relatable 👏🏻🤣
I have never been so interested in Australian politics.
Neither have I, and I'm Australian
Me too ;-)
I've never felt more patriotic than I was while watching that end segment 🇦🇺🙏🏻
Same and I've never even been anywhere near Australias hemisphere 🌏🇦🇺🦘🐨
5:22 whoever yelled that out deserves a Nobel Prize.
Hear Hear!!!
Jude naw they deserve a slap on the face
unhh... i think i also heard " you fat cunt".
..which is not very polite, and probebly offensive ~ especially to all other cunts...
If John Oliver ever needs someone to take over his HBO show, I'd recommend this guy.
Funny, intelligent and charismatic. I love this video.
Basically John Oliver off his meds.
I'm so down with that.
John Oliver is the kind of media puppet, group-think panderer that Jordan hates
Harold Remi I agree. But he's not as bad as a lot of the others. Oliver is at his best when doing the long form stories on issues nobody else in mainstream media is talking about.
I don't know why but I got a surge of pride from that outro
Holy shit. How does Jordies know Fantano from Theneedledrop? Star power right there.
A patriotic surge.
The greatest Aussie tradition
Takin the piss
I stood proud and tall with a tear in my eye for the outro
I believe everybody did mate
Old mate Jordan has serious connections with a lot of popular TH-camrs it seems, hes built a great platform for himself
"He snores when he's awake"
Australia has an implied freedom of communication in the Australian Constitution when it comes to discussing political matters in a public forum because its for the sake of political discourse, (and sometimes parody) See Coleman v Power. Ask your lawyer about it. Palmer has nothing.
Not only that. I mean, a lot of the shit he complains about is mere insults. Plus his assertion that he won't have to prove the imputations are defamatory??? What is he smoking?
I love the fact that I had no idea who this guy was before watching this video and now I've made it my life's plan to talk shit about him until the end of time
Not Australian, Didn't know who Clive Palmer or Jordies was.... still here...watched this beautiful savagery and subscribed.
He's actually brilliant,I have only just found him.
Same here! I’ve learned so much about Australian politics and laughed my ass off the entire time.
Welcome to you all, enjoy your stay and the hilarious/infuriating ride that follows. Jordan is a political savage and it's priceless. #FriendlyJordiesForPM
Welcome to Australia mate. Happy to have you here
You dun good!
This had me HOWLING, you sir are a national fucking treasure.
He really picked the absolute worst person to sue, didn't he? An otherwise povo TH-camr with surprisingly fantastic access to resources, who spends the final minute of every single video absolutely *begging* for ideas for new content. Unlike someone who works a "Real Job", Jordies has all the time in the world to prosecute this insurgency of Vietnam-war-proportions, which is only further bolstered by his PhD-level grasp of self-help. It's like dwarves in Warhammer fantasy calling on the spirits of their ancestors to help fight, except instead of his ancestors, it's Tony Robins and Jordan Peterson.
This just in, young man roasts pig alive
Pig eats little girl posing as man child....burp!!.
scott left stop being a simp for a fat tard
@@kingtut7213 Stop knocking on strangers doors.
m.th-cam.com/video/mp4_Lgygmto/w-d-xo.html
For anyone asking if they can make a one off donation...myyyeessss that can be arranged www.friendlyjordies.com/ bottom right hand corner and thank you in advance!
Top content m8
www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/d80aid/australian_youtube_friendlyjordies_is_being_sued/
That team up at the end was on the same level as endgame. Also Clive Palmer is a fatty mcfuckhead
Also how did you get theneedledrop to respond
The best is since he sued you, you can probably use the lawsuit for Discovery into everything you alleged in the videos and ask for financial records etc
This baby boomer bows in reverential respect.
Seen the video before it's reported by clive. This video singlehandedly disproves the ENTIRE letter, which is why he can't dare to have it online. Goodluck Jordies!
I love YTD
All this cyberbullying, maybe I should send Clive Palmer a bucket of KFC to cheer him up.
Trump would approve.
I don't think upgrading him from diabetes type 4 to type 5 would make him happier.
^^ TH-cam really needs a laughing response. Thumbs up just doesn't cut it.
santa claws that won't happen Clive would only eat the skin and throw away the chicken.
Callum Dwyer you should probably make it 2
I worked for him when he took over the Hyatt. He claimed it was what the locals wanted and then he went and fired 50% of the locals. He is also OBSESSED with Titanic, he would play Celine Dion on repeat when he came to eat at his resort, he once got angry at a waitress for changing the song.
Jason as someone who us obsessed with the titanic, I feel violated.
@@thethrowawaythatstayed7055 imagine how Celine feels
The he closed the resort and let it go to ruin. The owners of the units, most who have used the investment for their superannuation are in a legal battle that has gone on for years! Keep up the good work friendlyjordies
Imagine Australia as The Titanic, and Fatty McFuckface as the fatberg, we're almost there.
This has to be one of the best rinsing on TH-cam, I come here every few while to rewatch it. Classic!
Was a bit offended when a notification popped up apparently calling me "fatty" 😕
Me too but I clearly need to lose some weight
You should sue.
Fatty
This was a long trailer for "The Castle 2"
I'm not Australian and i don't know who Clive Palmer is, but this is my new favorite video.
well my friend I don't know if you gathered but he is something of a F A T T Y M C F U C K H E A D
Basically he didn’t pay his workers there money then proceeded to give some stuff to the Chinese government then got told to pay em back but he kept jumping through loopholes to not, then he decided to run for prime minister and campaign saying THE CHINESE ARE TAKING OVER but like he gave them the tools to, then swindled some more people out of money and now the whole of Australia is saying FUCK OFF, (like I was in my science class and we were watching stuff on global warming and his add came on and my whole class shouted in a chorus of, FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD, CUNT ASS, the teacher didn’t even tell us off 😂)
Im looking in from America and I truly think Jordan is fighting a bunch of sharks underwater with a grenade launcher
Hello police? Yes, I’d like to report a murder
"I was imagining your brain was the size of a walnut. Evidently, it's subatomic, as it's capable of being in two places at once."
Best burn I've heard in years!
Friendlyjordies you are a national treasure.
That section on “dense” was probably the best crafted punchline i have ever heard.
20 top lawyers are currently writing reports for Palmer on what a "Snorlax" is.
Blowing up on Reddit! Hopefully we get 1 Mill subs for that Warhammer tatt!!
Hehe I posted it, no worries jordy
thnk god for that , wouldnt have seen this otherwise. and i'm subscribed didnt get notified
Link for the reddit post?
@@Johnspartan296 10 x Plat, 10x Gold and 19 x silver - www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/d80aid/australian_youtube_friendlyjordies_is_being_sued/
DaveGuts83 I literally have reddit premium for a year now bc of all the awards
After seeing what all the aussie and other youtubers said at the end, Im so proud of this community
Just revisited this. This was a genuine moment of brilliance.
I love that Clive Palmer forced his lawyer to make the phrase "Fatty McFuckhead" a subject of legal process, and therefore reportable in news channels worldwide _solely in relation_ to said Mr Palmer.
"said Mr. Palmer" lol
Aussie Courts Vol.6 is this video being played in actual Aussie court
lmao its just him livestreaming the whole fuckin thing
You Honour, my client is suing for butt hurt in the third degree.
Are you ALWAYS illiterate?
@@scottleft3672 damn man, you follow them around that much, kinda spooky.
@@gameshark528 And YOUR EXUSE?
scott left i see u are also ‘illiterate” u phat fuckin hypocrite
@@scottleft3672 Alright, I read through enough. I am going to privately message you. (Nevermind, you have messages off, bitchboy. Marasin nogut i save bagarapim win, na wara, na graun, long wanem, ol man i no save bihainim ol lo i bosim pasin bilong rausim pipia..)
Dudes got balls the size of a beach floatie. Get em bro.
A politician sueing a Warhammer Content Creator?!
What's the world coming too.
The God Emperor is not pleased..
Its okay though... The Emperor protects.
That's a bit of a stretch calling fatty mcfuckhead a politician.
True story, at school in 1991 we had a version of "duck, duck, goose" called "Fatty Mc Fuckhead" in Clive Palmer's 'honor'. Predating any tiff he may have with you. And I'd state it in court for you Shankzy
When you didnt know anything about Australia, and then stumbled into this video because a politician is oblivious to the striesand effect.
blackearl7891 I’m not sure Palmer is oblivious: Trump thrives on playing a mad king for the media, too - it keeps him in the public’s eye
He snores when he is awake lmao
first time i'm actually hoping to get my name picked for jury duty!
sorry mate these cases don’t actually have a jury to my understanding
Thats not how civil cases work my dude. Juries are only required is someone pleads not guilty in a criminal case
@@megstillydgn sad face. guess we'll just have to read about it in the papers
@@Grengis There might be an area for the public to view in. We will see
@@megstillydgn if a party requests a jury there can be one for a civil trial but theres only 6 jurors and it has to come out of pocket for the party who wants it, or the judge can request one but that rarely happens
"I was imagining that your brain was the size of a walnut, but evidently it's subatomic as its capable of being in two places at once."
Brilliant.
I genuinely want to know how much Clive palmers lawyer laughed when writing the Letter
He snores while he's awake hahahahaha
26 minute video from Friendlyjordies? Impossible.
Well it is Clive he's talking about. Takes that much time just to get around him.
Perhaps the records are incomplete...
This court hearing needs to be televised, it'll go down in history!
The courtroom needs to be livestreamed. That would be gold
"I'm desensitised to the emotional needs of others, This Macbook is my mum" is my next tattoo
He claims to support free speech yet wants to sue you for name calling!?
See above in my comment.
Free speech is more like protection from government reprisal as opposed to be able to say anything.
The US still has libel and slander laws. That's not considered protected speech.
Protest, telling the government that it sucks, is protected speech. No agent or official of the government can take action against you for protesting against it. Almost any form of protest, but that's where the arguments come in.
ie, criminal damage while protesting, illegal and can be taken to court. For the act of protesting, protected and legal.
@@LionofCaliban It ain't slander if it's true. And even so, Mr McFuckhead is still a hypocrite for trying to silence speech he doesn't like, be it the one that is protected by law or not.
@@LionofCaliban Didn't he accuse someone of being a spy for a foreign government? I would argue that would be more slanderous than name calling.
@@sulaimandoodle9448 Not the only one. I'd be pretty offended by an accusation like that.
Wouldn't know who though.
I'm pretty sure he was on about stuff like this, can't think who at the moment.
is this viral yet??? someone really needs to tweet this to Kochie! That would honestly be Jordan's make a wish kid moment, him and Kochie taking down clive! Name a more iconic crime fighting duo.
Let's just hope Clive tries to do a smackdown of Jordan in public!
Mate you cant just keep rolling through lines like blimpy bill without giving me at least a moment to recover