I watched every one of these episodes when they came out in 2016, and watching them again in 2022- knowing we’re still not out of the woods yet but SOOOO much better off than that nightmare era, is really cathartic to view.
I’ve been rewatching the last year or so but especially given the WGA and SAG strikes. In one sense we’re better, in one sense we’re not. And although I support the strikes, come on studios, give it up bc we need the new episodes now!
You know, after I found out that I was finally able to marry, and that the years of having to hide my relationships were over, my first thought was 'man, I got to get me a van'
mostly because we don't want to disappoint our grandmothers, who fear we will 'unfriend them'. And it helps to explain things since our grandparents are the ones that spread the fake stories the most.
Facebook is great for sharing cute pictures of kids and vacations. Period. NOT for THE NEWS!?!?!? Bot aggregators and algorithms? That's their idea of journalism? I guess if Trump is your idea of a president, then you have no standards.
Facebook is another big conglomerate that makes billions off the stupidity of everyday people many of whom can't even afford the internet bill they get every month in order to have facebook.
Thank you for talking about diplomatic bullying. It's gotten out of control with all the murder threats. In Michigan, our electoral college members have received innumerable threats that range from putting a bullet in their brain to running over their children.
Why does the band guy have a mic on, when he is not singing? I mean, he doesn't joke, he doesn't play into anything, he just laughs a bit louder than the audience. What is the point?
Dear Stephen, I hope you know you are saving my life through your ridiculous brilliance. I could not endure this post-election stress disorder without you. God bless you truly and love you more than you could ever imagine for making me laugh through the pain. :) Love, Angela
Really? Well I'm late 60's, as are my friends, and we are more educated than many of you, more capable of, and willing to research our facts. So stop being an age-bigot. It's unbecoming.
While Melania is already too old for him, I think he's still having fun playing president until mid-2017, but then his vanity kicks in and he finds a borderline brain dead foreign woman to "import" illegally and marry. Regardless, I bet he doesn't go a month without some sort of cheating scandal at least being hinted at. You think he's full of (shit) himself now???? Just wait....
+Na Na Loosely quoted: "Please keep running your mouth about anyone whose opinion is different than yours" (Continues on about how his/her opinion is superior and why yours is shit)
Oh America! once great America! How thou art fallen from glory, living in the shadow of thy once self. Thy leader a fool, and thy people mostly deplorables! Oh America! once great America how thou art fallen.
denike Obama is still the president, I can't think of a way to call you and idiot in Shakespearean so I'll leave that up to you Also Hillary won the popular vote. You should really read up a bit
I think no one was more fact checked than Donald. Even now his every step is monitored by every late show since its all they are talking about lmao Trump isn't a president yet but already secured job of every comedian for next 4-8 years.
Posting from snopes, claiming it was done for a traffic violation? So was the violation getting pulled from his car by several thugs, as they shouted he voted for Trump while they filmed the racist beating? The nice thing about youtube, till they change it, we can still find the news here and not having to go in search of what we hoped to find.
Well Livid Imp. If you watch the video where the man who was beaten in that video talked to a reporter about what happened. You would know that he said the 4 black men said "He must be one of those white boy Trump supporters, dont worry we'll beat his ass." So if the fight wasn't about Trump, then those men must have just kicked the shit out of him for no reason.
Oh no! He said we made it to Friday last night! That means he must've known we were going to make it to Friday! Holy shit Stephen, I knew you had said you have weird magical powers on multiple occasions, but I never believed you until now!
"It may not seem like it but, as we speak, heads of state are being viciously mocked in every country in the world. Except Canada, that guy is just hot!"
***** Trump got elected because people where tired of Obama and Clinton in 2008 Obama got 69.5 million votes in 2012 Obama got 65.9 million votes in 2016 Clinton got 62.4 million votes compared to the republicans who since 2004 have gotten 59-62 million votes the Republican base has remained consistent, but the Democrat base has been declining the Obama presidency hasn't caused Republicans to vote more, but Democrats to vote less the Republicans haven't been winning, just being consistent, but the Democrats have been losing, and it was only a matter of time till a Republican took office if Democrats are looking forward to 2018 or 2020, they need to increase their base again
8:30 Oh Yeah, we Chinese call him 金三胖 (Kim fatty the third, well i couldn't imagine a better translation)。。。 i need to check the news if the request is true. But to be honest, I don't think it will help. Cuz we call Jiang Zemin "Toad", and we Call Hu JingTao “the emperor of facial paralysis". And we call Xi JinPing "bum". Hell even some of us call Mao ZeDong "the preserved meat" since his body is preserved.
camelshit we have, but it's a joke based on the pronunciation of his name. If i translate it back, it may not be that funny. (we actually had a whole list for all of the candidates but i can't remember them.) We call him Tang the Broken Bed. It makes no sense in English.
So I would have to learn Chinese to get it.. ;) Maybe you will come up with other nicknames by and by since he infuckingcredible got elected, of course in doing so it might pose as great a danger as going around name calling the North Korean. I can easely understand the nervousness trump's volatile and immature personality brings about. In the whole wide world as a fact. Anyway, thanks for the explanation.
camelshit You are welcome, and spinningjoe just proved that searching the nick name "kim fatty the third" will not yield any result anymore in Chinese social media and search engine.
Colbert is a turning into a one trick pony and the trick is getting old fast , I don't care who won it's the president not the king .. it was funny for a little while but this is getting ridiculous I can't take another week of this shit forget about four years .. I'm pretty much done with Colbert for a while ..
My dog chewed up my New Balances 2 years ago. I never loved my dog because of that... I never let it go... but now.... I am going to hug him! Come here brucy! German Shepherds are unbelievably smart and ahead in the times!
"How did we get here?"- some politicians asked themselves. By "selling" your elected office to corporate America, that is how! Do not worry though, you've been in the swamp long enough, no poison from Trump will be "bad" for you.
I'd say most people believe because they believe in belief. Also people want to be accepted by their peers so being reasonably skeptical of commonly held beliefs is not an option. Do both of these for long enough and even the weirdest of superstitions become that persons the world view.
Did Stephen just fat shame AND mock the name of an unfortunate disadvantaged non-white man of Korean ancestry? Come on, he has suffered from unfair societal pressure all his life which made him what he is, and now he is disliked by mainstream white media and politicians. What happened with accepting differences in oppinion and culture? :(
Well if course gay people are associated with vans, we can adopt now. The average gay person's car is aprox 50% more child friendly and 100% uglier than it was in the 1990s.
Everytime I hear the entertainment industry say "How the hell did this happen " ... I can't help feel it being arrogant ... They are disappointed because without the TPP they won't have more control of copyright laws internationally ...
New Balance are the only shoes that don't make my feet hurt, I swear to god if some moron mistakes me for a neo-nazi, the shoes will have another use as a butt plug.
Sur Sr they're so angry in the comments, they have nothing on TV for them but CMT and with duck dynasty ending they'll have less to watch beyond their reality TV habits.
Could they turn off the mic from that band member? Holy shit he is distracting. I always wanted to hear "yeah" and "haha" "and heyy" during Stephens well prepared statements and monologues.
John Bainbridge, I truly wish we could have a leader like Justin Trudeau. He cares about his people, he is articulate and intelligent, and he is doing an admirable job. If only we could have had Bernie. He would have been a great POTUS. He, too, cares about the American people and would move our country in the right direction. Now, we are officially a fascist state, complete with a bigoted and ignorant demagogue. So sad for our country. I'm fearful for the future.
Okay, we the -people- mad scientists, in order to form a more perfect cabinet, do hereby put fourth Zombie Teddy Roosevelt/Zombie Abe Lincoln for the "Brains" party.
I give up. You're all beyond any sense of reason. People burn their shoes over a company's political party and you applaud them? Seriously, you're like children.
press x for instant sex he's talking about the audience, you know, the same audience that fucking cheered when Colbert talked about those meaningless, pointless Trump riots in the streets.
***** literal cheers from the audience and if I remember he directed a comment to New Balance to keep shoes out of politics while calling the act of burning them "moving". you can't ignore the truth just because you don't like it.
Sei Wot Naoh he wasn't being sarcastic, he was making a joke yet still painted it with a positive light. so, like I was saying, i give up. any further replies will be responded to with lenny face.
I know this is mistaken a lot, but as Canadian, I would like to clarify the claim: Canadian Head of State is the Queen or her representative, the Governor General. Justin there is our Head of Government.
Omg ! Seriously. Fire your band! They had so many opportunities to drop a beat and they didn't ! Except that annoying guy who keeps fake laughing and making all these unnecessary sound effects during the monologue #Fire !
Who wants to watch a comedian that only has one set? Colbert, Meyers, Noah , etc have lost all their entertainment value. I bet even loyal viewers are turning the channel.
So the guy who has bullying Trump during the election period is now educating us about bullying. Disgusting. And if you thumbed this guy up, you are disgusting, too.
mrtensed Why not look it up yourself? There are lots of other places on the Internet than just TH-cam and Facebook, you know? Google something like official electoral results, it's not that hard.
Getting your news from the main stream media is the safest way to go. I watch CNN, NBC, MSNBC, PBS etc. I don't stick with one channel, and I don't listen to their political analysis. I just go for the news, then make my own conclusions from that.
Dielonthug i don't believe everything they tell me. i just listen to the news and make my own conclusion. and as i said before i always cross check with other news sources to see their point of view.
I don't really think he should be condoning fake news stories because it is very difficult to distinguish between real and fake if they are on an official looking website
To be fair, fat-shaming becomes a lot more legitimate when the fat person is the despotic leader of a starving country.
Penny Lane fat people's are gross
Wilt Min As are those who have never heard of grammar...
Penny Lane
north Korea?
Penny Lane We have been calling the Kims, fatty the first, fatty the second and fatty the third... we won't stop anyway
Na Na
I watched every one of these episodes when they came out in 2016, and watching them again in 2022- knowing we’re still not out of the woods yet but SOOOO much better off than that nightmare era, is really cathartic to view.
I’ve been rewatching the last year or so but especially given the WGA and SAG strikes.
In one sense we’re better, in one sense we’re not.
And although I support the strikes, come on studios, give it up bc we need the new episodes now!
Every day, more and more like the Colbert Report. Love it :)
"Heil Trump"
"Can we at least wait a little while longer before putting up the 2020 campaign signs?"
Too real.
In 2022, with the people putting up those hand signals at his rallies now- it’s prophetic.
You know, after I found out that I was finally able to marry, and that the years of having to hide my relationships were over, my first thought was
'man, I got to get me a van'
You society-destroying fiend!
"Fuck. I was hoping that bet would never have to pay out. I really didn't want to be the soccer mom...."
I think the real question here is why anyone still uses Facebook.
for the lolz
mostly because we don't want to disappoint our grandmothers, who fear we will 'unfriend them'.
And it helps to explain things since our grandparents are the ones that spread the fake stories the most.
Facebook is great for sharing cute pictures of kids and vacations. Period. NOT for THE NEWS!?!?!?
Bot aggregators and algorithms? That's their idea of journalism? I guess if Trump is your idea of a president, then you have no standards.
Tinandel I left Facebook last week. I couldn't handle how many lies were circulating.
Facebook is another big conglomerate that makes billions off the stupidity of everyday people many of whom can't even afford the internet bill they get every month in order to have facebook.
Thank you for talking about diplomatic bullying. It's gotten out of control with all the murder threats. In Michigan, our electoral college members have received innumerable threats that range from putting a bullet in their brain to running over their children.
Stephen is such a genius! :'P
Konst Saalfeld You know he has a team of writers behind him,right ?
Mohamed Yousef But still
Mohamed Yousef His Style of performing is still funny ad
Konst Saalfeld i totally agree,he is probably my favorite late night host
Omar El Dagestani Oh No, why would a conservative hate Stephen Colbert, who's Main Style of Comedy is making fun of conservative idiots?
Gotta love Stephen Colbert. This dudes awesome! Love ur show man
Show is horrible. Conan is the only quality late night show.
warmwxrules just an opinion man calm down
Andre Dominguez agree especialy he manage 2 put a wedding ring in his tiny hands i mean small penis lol
"yay the future is a coin toss"
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Jon Batiste says some cringey quip.
Annnnnnnnddddd I'm dead.
Batiste is like Paul was on Letterman... at first he is annoying but then eventually you get use to him.
yes, "Broom Boi" clearly is the authority I will trust on what is cringey and what is not
I think he's funny! He's like Colbert's hype man
Some thing Why you gotta be mad? It's a joke :c
Why does the band guy have a mic on, when he is not singing? I mean, he doesn't joke, he doesn't play into anything, he just laughs a bit louder than the audience. What is the point?
Vilkku They are keeping the same format Letterman had....I hated it then and I hate it now.
why are you so triggered by it,
did'nt paul also have a mic during the letterman show?
Cos he's fucking annoying.
He actually drowned out the punchline to a joke at one point. I want someone to shove a cloth in his mouth
Video starts at 0:00
Thank you.
glardian966 The hero we need
didn't know that lol
Omg thanks
And it ends at 10:38
Dear Stephen, I hope you know you are saving my life through your ridiculous brilliance. I could not endure this post-election stress disorder without you. God bless you truly and love you more than you could ever imagine for making me laugh through the pain. :) Love, Angela
I can't wait to see Stephen's take on what the cast of Hamilton did to Pence
crazy..
wait what happened??
Lou McLaren yeah tell me
It was fucking hilarious lmao. Then Trump threw a temper tantrum on Twitter about it.
Jesse Guzman Ugh His call for safe spaces was the height of hypocrisy
Most middle aged people can't tell between fake or real news. Get educated
Well give me an education then i'm 35 i know who the fake news is i just want to hear what you say.
These were all real news
+N2NSnakeyes Come back in 10 years when you're middle aged?
AbsoluteSkycaptain well we've grown up with it. As I argued with these people I realized that a lot of them couldn't do a Google search to research.
Really? Well I'm late 60's, as are my friends, and we are more educated than many of you, more capable of, and willing to research our facts. So stop being an age-bigot. It's unbecoming.
Speaking of marriage, how many First Ladies do you think we'll have while Trump's president?
the current one is 46, her clock has already run out , so you can expect a new 20 year old gold digging Slavic girl in a year or 2
Assuming his little hands still work.
Various Curious ewwww! lol😂
While Melania is already too old for him, I think he's still having fun playing president until mid-2017, but then his vanity kicks in and he finds a borderline brain dead foreign woman to "import" illegally and marry. Regardless, I bet he doesn't go a month without some sort of cheating scandal at least being hinted at. You think he's full of (shit) himself now???? Just wait....
+Na Na
Loosely quoted: "Please keep running your mouth about anyone whose opinion is different than yours"
(Continues on about how his/her opinion is superior and why yours is shit)
So the Duck Dynasty has finally been brought down by their greatest rival, the Noble House of the Wascally Wabbit.
KingOfMadCows You win.
Oh America! once great America! How thou art fallen from glory, living in the shadow of thy once self.
Thy leader a fool, and thy people mostly deplorables!
Oh America! once great America how thou art fallen.
denike
Obama is still the president, I can't think of a way to call you and idiot in Shakespearean so I'll leave that up to you
Also Hillary won the popular vote. You should really read up a bit
denike beautiful so can I get your number
Wilhelm dude at the end of the day ur president is gonna be Trump! or more like ur supreme leader!
Wilhelm Shes right you knkw
denike just curving me in the comments I see
I think no one was more fact checked than Donald. Even now his every step is monitored by every late show since its all they are talking about lmao
Trump isn't a president yet but already secured job of every comedian for next 4-8 years.
... if he don't put them in a prison
what the fuck is Baptiste doing? He keeps laoughing ver Colbert and is bordering on "aww lawdy" and "dayumm" jive speak
Sudev Sen Im batistin your comment now:
yeah.... ... heeeheeeheee
truth yea.. *applause* ahaaahahaha
yea.
mhmm. its intense.
word.
oh..OH!!
Cold bloooded.
C Martinez no the first comment is 'first!'
Sudev Sen I actually like him. He's grown on me-- plus he's an incredible musician :)
Owais Sayani he should stick to music instead of being The Human Laughter Track
Even with the eternal winter, Narnia is looking better and better right now. #NarniaOrBust
The eternal winter ends after the witch is defeated by the Pevensies and the resurrected Aslan.
+Some Body That just makes Narnia even more appealing. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wardrobe.
+Kuro Kitten Our Overlord Donald Trump will sent out his henchmen to burn out every wardrobe in America.
Nothin' wrong with winter if you're equipped right. 👍
Kuro Kitten That was the point.
I support the sacrifice of Taylor Swift for the future of humanity
That will do nothing. The volcano gods demand the blood of Miley Cyrus.
Not me, the volcano gods.
I do too :D
Mark Contini To be sure, lets sacrifice them both.
Ry Sun add the Kar-trashian coven to it
I quite like Taylor Swift, in fact anything rawer than Leanne Rimes completely befuddles me. Miley is way too raunchy, the VG's can have her.
I'm glad I have had Stephen Colbert in 2016
Ok Stephen so you're not going to talk about the Trump supporter who was beaten at a traffic light right? No, no of course you wont.
Yon Yonson At least he has Obamacare...for now.
www.snopes.com/black-mob-beats-white-man-for-voting-trump/ You mean this, Yon Yonson?
Yon Yonson no one cares
Posting from snopes, claiming it was done for a traffic violation? So was the violation getting pulled from his car by several thugs, as they shouted he voted for Trump while they filmed the racist beating? The nice thing about youtube, till they change it, we can still find the news here and not having to go in search of what we hoped to find.
Well Livid Imp. If you watch the video where the man who was beaten in that video talked to a reporter about what happened. You would know that he said the 4 black men said "He must be one of those white boy Trump supporters, dont worry we'll beat his ass." So if the fight wasn't about Trump, then those men must have just kicked the shit out of him for no reason.
Fakebook is the root of all evil
There is a jew joke here... somewhere.
sharing on facebook is root of all evil
"Facebook was a mistake"
You should put that as a quote on a Mark Zuckerberg picture and post it on Facebook.
I'm kinda thinking evil somewhat preceded Facebook by several years.
One year from now, 30 seconds into every opening monologue, "How did this happen?".
Too true
And not just here, but in the UK as well
And every time there'll be someone in the comments going "BECAUSE YOU VOTED LIKE IDIOTS THATS WHY"
Yep, you're right
Yup...still right
Still right
Am I the only one who gets annoyed by the loud laughter of the piano player?
Tochi Ejimofo no there is always somebody in the comments bitching about his presence.
Tochi Ejimofo its all I can pay attention to
It's better than Paul Schaffer repeating everything Letterman said...
Oh no! He said we made it to Friday last night! That means he must've known we were going to make it to Friday! Holy shit Stephen, I knew you had said you have weird magical powers on multiple occasions, but I never believed you until now!
Friday was last night.
Oh, I clearly don't know what I'm talking about. Stephen! You may or may not have weird magic stuff!
YUMHardyABC Gaming He doesn't, he would've forseen Trump's victory
Tru.
YUMHardyABC Gaming Haha
Duck Dynasty is saying goodbye because they're probably joining the Trump cabinet
Donald Dump's cabinet.
rosemery09 you misspelled drumpf
+Tricongaming actually its President Elect Donald John Trump
1994CPK
Or just skip the niceties and call him Donald "the Cheeto" Trump
Kodah Smith that would be cool too
Give Justin Bieber to the Volcano Gods.Please.
Volcano be like :
"Fuck that. You keep him*
Mark Contini
That or pop up a super volcano in anger.
No, please don't piss off the volcano gods...
They tried, he was spit out.
love this guy
"It may not seem like it but, as we speak, heads of state are being viciously mocked in every country in the world. Except Canada, that guy is just hot!"
Sometimes they are hit-or-miss, but without a doubt Stephen gives the best monologues.
The Trudeau line is the TRUTH.
Oh trust me, were having fun in Canada too...
This comment section just makes me want to give up on life...
D. C yup
relax it aint that deep
Horner, Comey and Assange should all get Cabinet positions if Trump wants to be the most crony president since Andrew Jackson and Warren G. Harding
***** maybe he should have a bipartisan cabinet
it would justly reflect the status of the nation
***** Trump got elected because people where tired of Obama and Clinton
in 2008 Obama got 69.5 million votes
in 2012 Obama got 65.9 million votes
in 2016 Clinton got 62.4 million votes
compared to the republicans who since 2004 have gotten 59-62 million votes
the Republican base has remained consistent, but the Democrat base has been declining
the Obama presidency hasn't caused Republicans to vote more, but Democrats to vote less
the Republicans haven't been winning, just being consistent, but the Democrats have been losing, and it was only a matter of time till a Republican took office
if Democrats are looking forward to 2018 or 2020, they need to increase their base again
Sith'ari Azithoth "Thing is, if Trump does what he says"
that's a big if
Absolutely correct. We have to hope he goes the way of the Teapot Dome and not Jackson's Removal movement.
John Batiste's little comments and his awesome laugh brings me so much life lol
The diplomatic bullying was my favorite part.
8:30 Oh Yeah, we Chinese call him 金三胖 (Kim fatty the third, well i couldn't imagine a better translation)。。。 i need to check the news if the request is true.
But to be honest, I don't think it will help. Cuz we call Jiang Zemin "Toad", and we Call Hu JingTao “the emperor of facial paralysis". And we call Xi JinPing "bum". Hell even some of us call Mao ZeDong "the preserved meat" since his body is preserved.
Do you have any nickname for trump yet?
camelshit we have, but it's a joke based on the pronunciation of his name. If i translate it back, it may not be that funny. (we actually had a whole list for all of the candidates but i can't remember them.)
We call him Tang the Broken Bed. It makes no sense in English.
微博已经搜不了“金三胖”了。。。
So I would have to learn Chinese to get it.. ;)
Maybe you will come up with other nicknames by and by since he infuckingcredible got elected, of course in doing so it might pose as great a danger as going around name calling the North Korean. I can easely understand the nervousness trump's volatile and immature personality brings about. In the whole wide world as a fact.
Anyway, thanks for the explanation.
camelshit You are welcome, and spinningjoe just proved that searching the nick name "kim fatty the third" will not yield any result anymore in Chinese social media and search engine.
Colbert it's getting old already and its not even December yet
5thhorsman Yeah well we're stuck with Trump for the next four years so get ready for the long run
His show is just too political for me...I miss Craig Ferguson, because mostly he strayed far away from politics and just kept entertaining.
Colbert is a turning into a one trick pony and the trick is getting old fast , I don't care who won it's the president not the king .. it was funny for a little while but this is getting ridiculous I can't take another week of this shit forget about four years .. I'm pretty much done with Colbert for a while ..
5thhorsman if he stops mocking trump I'll tune into someone who does.
Kim is his family name. Jong-un would be his given name.
Loved the "Anyone in the audience married here?" Johnny Carson reference! Keep going! Fantastic opening monologue!
My dog chewed up my New Balances 2 years ago. I never loved my dog because of that... I never let it go... but now.... I am going to hug him! Come here brucy! German Shepherds are unbelievably smart and ahead in the times!
"How did we get here?"- some politicians asked themselves.
By "selling" your elected office to corporate America, that is how! Do not worry though, you've been in the swamp long enough, no poison from Trump will be "bad" for you.
Shit. Now I can't wear my New Balance shoes.
Couldn't you people donate those shoes to a charity at least and next time just don't buy new balance shoes next time.
Sith'ari Azithoth Conservatives are just retarded. That's why they make stupid arguments.
The same thing could be said for Republicans and conservatists
"Did you hear that time travellers? Now you know who to hunt last year"
Lololololol
Man Colbert is cold as ice spittin that fire
People believe what they want to believe
I'd say most people believe because they believe in belief. Also people want to be accepted by their peers so being reasonably skeptical of commonly held beliefs is not an option. Do both of these for long enough and even the weirdest of superstitions become that persons the world view.
Did Stephen just fat shame AND mock the name of an unfortunate disadvantaged non-white man of Korean ancestry? Come on, he has suffered from unfair societal pressure all his life which made him what he is, and now he is disliked by mainstream white media and politicians. What happened with accepting differences in oppinion and culture? :(
Well if course gay people are associated with vans, we can adopt now. The average gay person's car is aprox 50% more child friendly and 100% uglier than it was in the 1990s.
Dear United Airlines - does that mean that women have to chose between a purse and a carry-on?
Everytime I hear the entertainment industry say "How the hell did this happen " ... I can't help feel it being arrogant ... They are disappointed because without the TPP they won't have more control of copyright laws internationally ...
New Balance are the only shoes that don't make my feet hurt, I swear to god if some moron mistakes me for a neo-nazi, the shoes will have another use as a butt plug.
Savage!
+Omar K.
Omar El Dagestani by making himself and americans a world wide laughingstock? great job...
Sur Sr they're so angry in the comments, they have nothing on TV for them but CMT and with duck dynasty ending they'll have less to watch beyond their reality TV habits.
Could they turn off the mic from that band member? Holy shit he is distracting. I always wanted to hear "yeah" and "haha" "and heyy" during Stephens well prepared statements and monologues.
I don't know about you guys, but I love my new balance shoes. they provide great comfort and arch support.
Heywood Jablowme, staff writer
Whoever snuck that past the CBS censors deserves the highest of fives.
Only 2 more months of freedom until making fun of Trump's hair gets you sent to the gulag.
1:50 Sorry but Gavrilo Princip is still on the top of my list.
Fredrik Dunge A+ reference
Justin Trudeau has his own nickname for being all talk and no action. Actually, it's really just his own name: Just un Trou d'eau - Just a water hole.
John Bainbridge HAHAHA HA
John Bainbridge except for the fact that he's kept more of his promises so far than Harper did
Comparing anyone to harper will make them look good :P
+Logan Grande Harper did lower the GST from 7% to 5%... just saying.
John Bainbridge, I truly wish we could have a leader like Justin Trudeau. He cares about his people, he is articulate and intelligent, and he is doing an admirable job. If only we could have had Bernie. He would have been a great POTUS. He, too, cares about the American people and would move our country in the right direction. Now, we are officially a fascist state, complete with a bigoted and ignorant demagogue. So sad for our country. I'm fearful for the future.
Lady Paul McCarthy is a compliment, not an insult
I thought he said Cart Me
well we will have a WHITE house after all, god Im already missing the Obamas. or the Bush for that matter
James Garfield didn't finish his term. I think we could put his zombie in charge.
Okay, we the -people- mad scientists, in order to form a more perfect cabinet, do hereby put fourth Zombie Teddy Roosevelt/Zombie Abe Lincoln for the "Brains" party.
well to be honest at this moment id rather have Sarah Palin or Mr. Peridot as president...
+Gerardo Pacheco Jen Bush would be nice right now... Mitt Romney?
Obama and his attorney general are racist though
I give up. You're all beyond any sense of reason. People burn their shoes over a company's political party and you applaud them? Seriously, you're like children.
press x for instant sex he's talking about the audience, you know, the same audience that fucking cheered when Colbert talked about those meaningless, pointless Trump riots in the streets.
***** literal cheers from the audience and if I remember he directed a comment to New Balance to keep shoes out of politics while calling the act of burning them "moving". you can't ignore the truth just because you don't like it.
***** we're down to the word triggered now? i'm done. i'm not gonna argue with memes.
while calling the act of burning them "moving".--- he said it sarcastically... but i understand not everyone can understand sarcasm.
Sei Wot Naoh he wasn't being sarcastic, he was making a joke yet still painted it with a positive light. so, like I was saying, i give up. any further replies will be responded to with lenny face.
Is this Colbert now? Every single day just constantly talking about Trump?
It's not his fault Trump keeps doing stuff that puts himself on the news on a weekly basis.
+JTN *daily basis, unfortunately.
Sith'ari Azithoth Conservatives just loathe logic don't they?
There are 666 dislikes on this video right now. Probably everyone of them are Trump supporters . My verdict? we're in HELL.
thank god ur verdict dont mean shit
At least I can hold my head up high knowing that there are idiots with terrible grammar responding to me. Thank God I'm actually smart, and educated😁
wyatt loftin spell out the six hundred and sixty six then don't be lazy bb
It's pronounced six hundred sixty six. There's no and in a number dude😁
wyatt loftin there we go gotta make sure the world knows about your spelling skills. Now go fly, be a legend!
diplomatic bullying sounds like a paradox
I know this is mistaken a lot, but as Canadian, I would like to clarify the claim: Canadian Head of State is the Queen or her representative, the Governor General. Justin there is our Head of Government.
Omg ! Seriously. Fire your band! They had so many opportunities to drop a beat and they didn't ! Except that annoying guy who keeps fake laughing and making all these unnecessary sound effects during the monologue #Fire !
Kim is the last name, in Korea family's names go first... just saying...
Ha ha!!! the comedians are having a field day with this Trump presidency...i think they secretly wanted him to win...
Tami Lou No comedians here just shills!
Who wants to watch a comedian that only has one set? Colbert, Meyers, Noah , etc have lost all their entertainment value. I bet even loyal viewers are turning the channel.
hahaha!!! ... sometimes, I wish they would talk about something else... it's the same kind of jokes every night
remember kids. It's only bullying when they do it to YOU.
I love how everyone is spruiking doom and gloom, before the guy is even in office. Everything is awful, and nothing has happened to call it awful.
The random background music is fucking annoying..
Nareesh Kumar you might have misophonia
So the guy who has bullying Trump during the election period is now educating us about bullying. Disgusting. And if you thumbed this guy up, you are disgusting, too.
she lost, cause she was a fricking horrible candidate, 9% of democrats voted for trump... that says a lot.
anyway i voted jill. can't stand Hillary,
But he won the election.. doesnt that mean majority are for him?
mrtensed Um, no, it's not one person, one vote. Do a little research (Wikipedia will suffice) as to how the President is elected.
he lost the popular vote by 700,000 votes no the majority did not want him
Blvck Light
I didnt think the final count was done, can you post a link as to where the final voting count is with these numbers?
mrtensed
Why not look it up yourself? There are lots of other places on the Internet than just TH-cam and Facebook, you know? Google something like official electoral results, it's not that hard.
love watching my fake news with Stephen Colbert
"YAY!! The future is a coin toss!" Stephen, you're a fuckin legend, man.
or all the truth from wikileaks?
Kimberly Jon Unce unce unce unce..
It's time for Jon Batiste to go. He's so annoying.
Fuck that, i love Jon. He should participate more often.
João Cabral It's time for you to go, you're annoying.
Stephen be killing it in that dark suit
Stephen nails it every time!
How ironic that New Balance would support someone with no sole whatsoever.
Colbert: How did we get here?
Same as it ever was.
Not fake News, alternative News or in other words - the truth.
I love Steven 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has just been revoked!
Getting your news from the main stream media is the safest way to go. I watch CNN, NBC, MSNBC, PBS etc. I don't stick with one channel, and I don't listen to their political analysis. I just go for the news, then make my own conclusions from that.
Stephanie luv If you really believe everything the lamestream media feeds you, you need to wake up. Their credibility is fading fast
Dielonthug i don't believe everything they tell me. i just listen to the news and make my own conclusion. and as i said before i always cross check with other news sources to see their point of view.
I love how, in a segment about not fact checking sources and fake news, he reports on a known troll website as neo nazi news
Notice all of their news articles are from Huffington Post?
The music is so loud at the end of his intro, that you can never hear who will be on.
If you don't protect someone elses free speech, dont expect yours to last.
Still asking "How did Trump win?" more than a week later.
I don't really think he should be condoning fake news stories because it is very difficult to distinguish between real and fake if they are on an official looking website
Damn it, now I can't wear new balance anymore even though they're the most comfortable shoes.
Leggo My Ego get adidas boost
I'm white, I've always worn New Balance, but now I'm worried people will think I'm a Neo-Nazi.
What a damned time to be alive.
"Both Kid n Play." Only Colbert can turn a 90s rap group into a diss on a world leader.