The sound of a blue shell moving at high speeds fills your ears as the siren becomes louder. It fills your body with fear and you sink into your couch. Almost everyone is on your tail and the finish is almost right there. The icon for the dreaded Blue Shell bears closer. Suddenly, all noises get to the max volume. It is here. BOOM. You lose 1st and end up in 8th place, but the noise is still playing... Suddenly, you see the blue shell next to you. *BOOM.*
1:17 I think we should lift this bar. I have various reasons for lifting the bar; ranging from anything on r/NoahGetTheBoat to the fact that some spiders can swim
95% of the video: has Gio talking quietly so I Have to turn up my volume 5% of the video: jarring B E E P S that happen at random that are at least 50 decibels louder than the speaking voice
1:48 Gio: here, have a free cat, it's totally a cat, believe me it may look weird but it's definitely a cat Me: that's a opos- Gio: *panicking* ITS A CAT
When I grow up I want to be... My brother: A scientist Bubbles: I want to be an artist Dan: A police officer Me: _"A taco"_ **Insert a picture of taco costume/suit from amazon here**
When you are trying to sleep but then you feel like your skeleton is trying to escaping. 0:40 reminds me of that regular show episode 2:04 i just realised that the cat is sitting down.
1:38 say what you want, he's just spittin' facts
I wanna be a taco, too
Loki Laufeyson taco cult??
Sophia Szuster sounds good to me
love ‘em or hate ‘em, he’s *spittin’ straight facts*
Don’t ruin the 169 likes
@@bruiic9931 Too late
3:47 when he missed the perfect opportunity to say Mike Wazowstree
Ikr
Yes
|:(
AH
Good one
1:14 it’s the fabled whalenana only spoken in Norse mythology
I'm Norwegian and I can confirm this
I’ve been studying this mythological creature
@@nathanialb.8394 What have you found so far?
Apparently they can only be found around the potassium reef
I’m swedish. I’ve killed one.
7:50 I saw one like this and it said
“Skinny people are easy to kidnap, stay safe eat cake”
yea we know its literally the same thing
@Latvian Boi uh hi? why are u messaging me
@Latvian Boi bot
Kraken
Why are you talking to a "bot" then, asshole?
@@bagel4943 lmao angry, since i dont have ur stupid bot powers i take longer than 1 second to know if it's a bot or not
To all the people who said first
Blue shell
Puppy Plays LMAO
The sound of a blue shell moving at high speeds fills your ears as the siren becomes louder. It fills your body with fear and you sink into your couch. Almost everyone is on your tail and the finish is almost right there. The icon for the dreaded Blue Shell bears closer. Suddenly, all noises get to the max volume. It is here.
BOOM.
You lose 1st and end up in 8th place, but the noise is still playing...
Suddenly, you see the blue shell next to you.
*BOOM.*
Not another blue shell
@TheChannel 123 why do you sound like a robot
AQ206/AteeQuest206 you can hear them
“I have three boyfriends, they are all named patrick”
Form them into one and then you a super Patrick as your boyfriend ;)
A patrick star
Merlin and Murdoch Fan 783 from spongebob 😀
uh oh...
NO THIS IS *P A T R I C K*
"I have 3 boyfriends. They're all named Patrick"
At least she won't be calling out the wrong name 🤷♀️ *S T O N K S*
True
How is this stonks?
Man in green shirt c mere
Magikarp moneeeee
"No, this is Patrick!"
0:40 rly looks like a bunch of mirrors. Though maybe I'm slipping
Everyone is wearing a different shirt
Could be, but I don’t see anything repeating
Gio: Ah handsome shrek
Me: Are you saying shrek isn’t always handsome?
tell me... is he saying I am not perfect all the time?
Why I love Gio: he doesn't swear nor shows NSFW stuff.
Love him.
5:23
What if your girlfriend is your wife?
Get outsmarted
uH
BJCdog but then she isn’t your girlfriend anymore is she?
*outsmarted*
What if you bring your fiancé
R/woooosh
Ibatomique Yoshi who is that aimed at me? Because mine was a counter-joke ever heard of it?
6:43 orererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererererero
Orero?
OreoreoreoreoreoeoeoreOOOOO
4:03
Batman + Farmman = Fartman
5:18 I like how it only says “bring your girlfriend or wife” as if in this dimension boyfriends don’t exist
4:05
Kind of reminds me of an ad I saw this morning where the crocs© did a mashup with the KFC© and it showed a *HORRIFYING ABOMINATION OF DEEP FRIED CHICKEN AND CROCS... Which proves the fact that crocs© are cringe...*
i had a nightmare last night after seeing that one.
help me.
@@Vynthos
Help US...
1:17 I think we should lift this bar. I have various reasons for lifting the bar; ranging from anything on r/NoahGetTheBoat to the fact that some spiders can swim
snakes can also swim but I'd be more afraid of swimming spiders
Ohh ooh just wait till spiders can fly
@@SpairM well even worse than that spiders lay up to 10,000 eggs so for every 1 spider there's 10,000 more
Foxcatgaming 2 spiders that can fly and lay 2000 eggs. In your doorway
Foxcatgaming 2 flying spiders that lay 20000 *in* *your* *house*
95% of the video: has Gio talking quietly so I Have to turn up my volume
5% of the video: jarring B E E P S that happen at random that are at least 50 decibels louder than the speaking voice
Dude I thought it was just me! Thank god! Not loosing my mind yet!....... Y E T 😈
yes
same
ikr
1:17
Me: *starts lifting bar nonstop*
We had to worry about faces on bus windows. Now we have to worry about faces on book/movie collections.
The new threat
That one with the cat named poncho is at where I go to play D&D every saturday. Everyone loves poncho but we have to keep him out
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Early 9 year olds in the comment section: nO ViEwS 19 lIkEs
YoTubE is DrUnK xdddd
All im gonna say:
You wanted likes with this too
No views 19 likes
Lmao
I’m offended s
0:54 "oohhh handsome shrek"
HES ALWAYS HANDSOME
7:48 literately my elementary school graduation quote.
nobody is talking about how he said “mcdonalds” instead of “maccas”
astro’s edits thats the point
1:48
Gio: here, have a free cat, it's totally a cat, believe me it may look weird but it's definitely a cat
Me: that's a opos-
Gio: *panicking* ITS A CAT
You know it’s a hippo and not a cat.
Some people are so dumb sometimes. I can't believe people think it's actually a cat. It's literally a Crocs brand mouse consumer.
You know it’ll be a good day when Gio uploads
Intro: BA BaBaBa Ba dada bop de bop bop bop de bop
Photo shop experts and their humor are the most appreciated😂👍
4:22 if one of them isn’t Patrick stump , I’m not interested
6:24
China:I gotta get one of those
0:49 why would they say something so controversial yet so brave
3:19 The *"How to piss in public"* guy strikes again.
10:19 The cat looool
When I grow up I want to be...
My brother: A scientist
Bubbles: I want to be an artist
Dan: A police officer
Me: _"A taco"_ **Insert a picture of taco costume/suit from amazon here**
Man the first time i wished i watched Tagesschau, it is so perfect.
WW2 navy veteran :(sees the name of this guy)
Viatnam flashbacks
2:12 it’s a octocat
3:05 that reminds me of those annoying ass enemies in the Farron
Eat a friend. Heck, eat them all.
The quote of the year.
5:03
I legitimately choked on my water
2:48
Nobody:
Not Even 1 person:
Giofilms:
C a T p WlA y I Ng T R U M PmE T
5:50 that sign is at my local pool
GioFilms: Mike Wazowski Tree
Me, an intellectual: Mike Wazowsktree
0:54 Are you implying Shrek himself isn’t handsome?!
*Sad Shrek noises*
I will love that... One clip that I totally watched forever
1:38 me too man, me too.
6:40 I actually made these with my best friend when we visited the US a few years ago. Needless to say it was horrible lol
7:25 I get the vibes you didn't understand what they're doing there, or maybe my mind is just fvcked up
2:54
When you want to eat some friends
It’s good advice for you
The Taco part got me cuz my name is Benny and I fully agreed to being a taco 😂
3:29 I laughed so hard my saliva came out
That umbrella is quite HOLY like that church!
0:32 chicken noodle soup day
Probably your best video yet, I laughed a lot, keep up the good work!!
5:09 Please say that you said "enjoy it value can"
Imagine peeing into your shirt
This post was made by the strip completely naked when peeing gang
How the heck do you pee into your shirt?
No
Just lift up your shirt a bit so it doesn’t reach the pee, duh
Imagine having to decide what to do when peeing
This post was made by no bladder gang
6:03 Thats Larry the Lobster
The bee sign 6:10 is Monty python logic
Every morning i think to myself, *why don't I have an isle of cheeseballs?*
Lol Jk
“Notifcations 2 minutes after the video goes up” gang
4:54 your supposed to change your blinker fluid or fish will grow in your headlights, didnt you know?
Whole video: *normal volume*
Music in the outro: *demonic volume*
That’s almost enough frosting in the Oreos.
2:05 I guess now we know why cats hate water so much
The cute dog: come and free me!😘😘😍😍
The villain dog: come and free me, or I will STAB U IN THE EYES!!
That Star Wars poem got me
When your class mates are watching the same video as you. Yes you. I'm talking about you.
Shrek himself is blursed
6:28 I’ve seen signs like that and even a car magnet like that
3:52 mile has 2 eyes wtf
CHAZZIKA 555 it’s from the sully/mike face swap meme
It's Sully's face, but green. I don't even like disney movies, why do I know this??
Hey @GioFilms love the vids!
3:52 it’s a Mike Wasowsktree
0:40 Aint that the thing from Regular Show!?
that’s a cute cat
Edit: those are cute *CATS*
Get a dog. Fuck cats
@@lancs_emergencyspotter9661 no i have both go Frick ur self
Yes they r cute
@@river_riv._ I like cats.
FINALLY A GOOD VIDEO
When you are trying to sleep but then you feel like your skeleton is trying to escaping.
0:40 reminds me of that regular show episode
2:04 i just realised that the cat is sitting down.
"Presenting the-"
Ad: *PRESENTING THE-*
2:08 - that is why cats hate water
watching on my vr headset :)
Ah yes a free cat...
6:42 finally, the identity of the Moreo guy
I love how there were multiple star wars things
The possum snuck in and ate the cat.
what possum?
*ah yes, r/blursedimages*
Cat meowing: ò0ō
*Accidentally pushes her into the bath tub*
*r/blessedimages*
Me in the 16th century: Isn't the devil good if he punishes those who do bad?
Christians: He can't do that, shoot him or something.
Elisa Castro Nah Bro, satan is pretty cool once you get to know him
r/cursedcomments
Jane Ma which one?
@@kinlaw7220 I AM THE CURSED COMMENT, KONO JACE DA
Jace Plays No you aren’t, isn’t that obvious?
0:20 man that’s deep 😔
"Posted one minute ago" gang
Talia/tetriQuinn yes
Yes
Bet
👌
Yas
Wtf I got an Oreo ad at 6:44
WOO,GO BENNY!
2:06 reminds of the Voldemort scene in Harry Potter
Another amazing video.
*me, an european, still awake, waiting for gio to upload*
I'm in pain.
Edit:
Whale banana
Medoodi! uwu dgesafd
@@chaos9608 jsjsvchdjs
This is my favorite anthem
2:28 if that isn’t photoshopped I will be astonished
The Oreo ultra stuf might be really good
Benny be spittin fax
1:03 to the kid who wrote that.. you are strong and wise and i am very proud of you
8:05 shounen protags be like
2:56 lol I saw the T and the R faded out lol
woooooosh
that car fish tank..
as some who keeps fish, all i know is that they arent gonna live very long with water like that..
3:59 I know his secret identity, he’s Bruce grain