Hey, I kinda _lake_ that one. I don't think it _flows_ well, but hey, _water_ you gonna do? Also, I'd cry you a _river_ cause this video was a _whirlpool_ of emotions. Now imma head for the door and get _trout_ of here~
Wait did Giofilms, an Australian, just try and do an Australian accent when he is Australian!? That's it, I've seen it all! This is why Giofilms is the best
You can’t forget -Christine but as a Train (if you Do not know Christine “the car” look it up) -purple T. rex man -musical frog -Red haired furry monster! -Blue haired furry Cookie eating monster -And a retarded Great Dane
@Cookie Boy I am not insulting you, I am merely going to say this: That's a *theory*. Francis Bacon was a philosopher, and people believed this theory because the writing of Shakespeare had very similar philosophical ideas. This theory is very plausible. Though I may add, the Ouija board was made in 1890, well after the times of Bacon. William Shakespeare did exist, but some people believe that Francis Bacon publicly attributed his work to Shakespeare. Furthermore, how could Shakespeare be a ghost if he has never existed? Sooooooooooooo, I disagree with your words. (Please don't woooosh me if this was all a joke. I am procrastinating on my homework, and I spent a whole *lot of time* researching this topic.)
4:40 once I was at a birthday party for a friend of mine, we were watching American ninja warrior then we realized the one guy there was on the show. Seconds later he fell off the ladder.
There is a dislike already.... when it was impossible for the person to watch the whole video already... and they disliked straight away so that means... SOMEONE IS SUBSCRIBED JUST TO DISLIKE ALL GIO’S VIDEOS.
Giofilms: Shows reddit post of cat who wants to kill owner Me: sees post in a youtube video Also me: Looks nervously over at my cat sitting next to me.
2:45 i did the math for this. The escape velocity of earth is 11.18 kilometres per second. That is 1118.6 metres per second. Using the formula F=ma, we can use this. The speed needed to leave earth's gravitational pull * the son's weight = the force needed. So. 1118.6 m/s * 24.9 kg (55lbs) = 27853.14 newtons, which is 38.7 times the force of the human bite. Tell your son safe travels.
Like this video to become batman...
Nah
GioFilms yay
I like my parents tho
I’m Batman
GioFilms [Obama has left the chat]...
You a real one if u get it
My favorite memory.
*SHOVEL*
*AND BOLT AGAIN*
Dumb? We have beer
@kat happy to help m8! Hope you get that sarcasm fixed soon!
Kitty Powers no.
UndeadPrincess nobody has ever fixed sarcasm in the TH-cam comment section
"The names pond, james pond."
Gio: its official, i love this subreddit..
I swear if you meant this as a fish pun... o-fish-al...
🤔
Very Fishy Joke
Oh, gosh, please no.
Giofilms - blursedimages
Emkay - blessedimages
Then the tables turn
Hey, I kinda _lake_ that one. I don't think it _flows_ well, but hey, _water_ you gonna do? Also, I'd cry you a _river_ cause this video was a _whirlpool_ of emotions.
Now imma head for the door and get _trout_ of here~
3:08
HADdad
Dad please come back it’s been 15 years
No
Kell Driskill DAMN
Avocado Lettuce it’s still a NO
You know you failed in life when your favorite memory is
*Shovel*
Idk dude sounds like a pretty good memory to me
Lmao
Maybe if it was a garden shovel
*S H O V E L*
oskar's World *S H O V E L* indeed
3:14
Michael HAD-DAD
Favourite memory: Shovel...
I think I know what happened...
I dont
Big Brain Time Oh god no-
OH NO
Interests: Robotics.
Had-dad, Shovel, Robotics............
*oh god*
@@dinoxman8584 explain pls, me no understando
Wait did Giofilms, an Australian, just try and do an Australian accent when he is Australian!? That's it, I've seen it all!
This is why Giofilms is the best
Lmao first comment Imma take this W boys
He did the more stereotypical Australian accent.
Giofilms - blursedimages
Emkay - blessedimages
Then the tables turn
Yup
¿ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯoɹɟ noʎ ɥ n ɹ q
"This is my favourite subreddit"
- GioFilms in literally every video
edit: holy fricc thank y'all for 1k likes!
Julia W yes
Mm.. Not really ...
You British?
@@alexandradordzhieva3835 yesn't
@@dr.kufdrahrepus8483 wut
Favorite memory:
SHOVEL
New puppypaw
shoevæl
I NEED SHOVEL
@Jake Maverick ?
@Jake Maverick wait nevermind i found the comment and no I didn't steal it I didn't even read the comments before I posted this
@Jake Maverick bruh
Mickey Mouse:
Florida: *_G I A N T R A T_*
Don’t forget the green, skinny killer
Disney fans probably be thinking the following after hearing Florida call Mickey Mouse "Giant Rat"
*Disney fans would like to your location*
Florida man buys disney and renames mickey to *GIANT RAT*
As a Floridian I can confirm I have been hugged by the giant rat.
You can’t forget
-Christine but as a Train (if you Do not know Christine “the car” look it up)
-purple T. rex man
-musical frog
-Red haired furry monster!
-Blue haired furry Cookie eating monster
-And a retarded Great Dane
I realized that there is a pond called James Pond within 60 miles of my home.
Edit: 29 likes, noice
Lmaoaoaoaoaoap
agentsilverlining
Noice
Good to know
1:40
Holy heck they missed an opportunity to say “why work for a clown when you can work for a *crown*”
Rhymes
Has a nice ring to it. 🤔🤔
Has a nice ring to it. 🤔🤔
Has a nice ring to it.
Has a nice ring to it
@@kelldriskill7087 what the fuck.
Fast food place: says something smooth
Gio: write that down, write that down!
The past tense of William Shakespeare is
Would I was shook speared
Lol
*yes*
Say that about my ancestry ONE more time.
@Cookie Boy I am not insulting you, I am merely going to say this:
That's a *theory*.
Francis Bacon was a philosopher, and people believed this theory because the writing of Shakespeare had very similar philosophical ideas. This theory is very plausible.
Though I may add, the Ouija board was made in 1890, well after the times of Bacon.
William Shakespeare did exist, but some people believe that Francis Bacon publicly attributed his work to Shakespeare. Furthermore, how could Shakespeare be a ghost if he has never existed?
Sooooooooooooo, I disagree with your words.
(Please don't woooosh me if this was all a joke. I am procrastinating on my homework, and I spent a whole *lot of time* researching this topic.)
@@feitphikz no body cares.
Michael had a dad, but he quickly shoveled his brain.
My teacher: everything on the study guide is on the test
The study guide: 2+2
*_The test:_* 2:33
I was at that part of the video right when I read this
oh no, i didn't study enough!!!!!%
@@shadithakis wtf me to
ÆUGH
My teacher accidentally said blursed today and it was so hard not to laugh
Oh shoot most likes so far
01:01 Actually that is the official face of one the Thomas the tank engine characters.......
Her name is HongMei.
Cool, I never knew that!
that's still cursed
THAT'S HOW THEY TAKE YOU AWAY
irene mata I feel like Thomas should of sticked to British engines
@@eml9913 Well, it's too late. The new season of Thomas is basically Chuggingtons V2 but everyone is a steam engine
"three juice",
Giofilms, 2019
“RIP LOG DOG”
Well I guess the dog was “Log” gone.
Ok jimmy
Please.
🤣
He lived a great, *LOG* life
Why to LOG face?
0:55
*I recognize that pond I’ll be hunting you down, James*
I recognise that bedrock
Please no
8:03 this shit hurts more when you realize how many robins have left batman
And got killed by joker
3:00 "That's not a hurricane..."
Me: yeah that's emkay but gay version
Cjay vids you mean Emgay
you scare me
"I'm not sure whether this is cute or just creepy, because it's kinda both."
So...perhaps it's a...I don't know...a blursed image?
Conrad Cooper fair point, fair point
No it's obviously a *clessed* image
who said this????? add a quote
weather*
@@bigmattshort this better be satire. You did not just try to correct my grammar incorrectly
Burger King: "Why work for a clown? Work for a king!"
Jack, and Ronald: "How tf did you manage to offend two companies at once?"
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
This kid: *Shovel*
Hat
Nobody:
Not a single soul thinks you’re funny
@@mostlikelyunlikely1169
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Most likely Unlikely: *Acts like a jerk in the comment section*
Random User It’s just so repetitive how everybody uses this stupid format for their comment section and it pisses me off
@@mostlikelyunlikely1169 Well get off the comment section then.
“This is not an original comment”
- Everybody
It’s true
“True”
- Everybody else
"Mine is"
- Me
Not original comment
I am the 200th like
*James Pond is evolving!*
*Congratulations, James Pond has evolved into James lake*
Edit:i cant take this anymore, happy now?
What does it evolve into next
@@vitamincenjoyer3729 James God'sHolyFlood
James Pond
James Ocean
What are my moves
6:18 actually smart wtf
Nobody:
r/BlursedImages: Tree Juice
GioFilms: Three Juice
Edit:
Micheal Haddad's Favorite Memory: shovel
As you can see the comment has an edit but wasn't edited
As you can also see I'm a mad lad
@@NghiaNguyen-bk1ny How the fuck you pronounce your name
“This is not a “- someone, 2019””
- Someone, 2019
"this is getting too self aware"
Me 2019
Just stop
It's not funny anymore
@@chickenchoicejudy actually,um,um,um,um,um, *Smacking lips magically* um,Your not funny either soooo
stop this shite
“This is my favourite subreddit”
-Gio In Every Video
Gio: I love E V E R Y T H I N G ! ! !
We’re just gonna ignore how Gio mispronounced “Namibian”?
was looking for this comment
Oh yeah
Yes.
Attention everyone scrolling through the comments.
Thank you for your attention.
R/comedycemetary
Your welcome, enjoy your day, may you continue to seek blursed images.
@@ItsChaseYall... you accomplished nothing! Nice!
You have my attention.
It ain't much, but its honest work
Teacher:Relax the test isn’t that hard
The Test: 2:33
"Three juice"
-Giofilms
Nobody:
Not even a single soul in the entire Milky Way:
IRON GOLEMS: 5:41
That epic gamer moment when you find Gio's right after it's been posted without notifications
Pretty Pimples ikr
1:20 it’s like a human having a dog. We keep the dog safe, they provide comfort.
4:40
once I was at a birthday party for a friend of mine, we were watching American ninja warrior then we realized the one guy there was on the show. Seconds later he fell off the ladder.
boyfri *end*
grilfri *end*
best fri *end*
fam *ily*
ILY stand for *I Left You*
Poofle UwU ily = i love you
@@jzv.71 no
it stands fro I LOATH you.
>:)
@@jzv.71 Did you get the joke or no?
@@jzv.71 i love you too UwU
boyfri *end*
girlfri *end*
fri *end*
depression
only depression has no end
There is a dislike already.... when it was impossible for the person to watch the whole video already... and they disliked straight away so that means...
SOMEONE IS SUBSCRIBED JUST TO DISLIKE ALL GIO’S VIDEOS.
Jazmin_4444 Every single channel has at least one.
Bon the Bunny Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Good point actually 🤔
This is the real yeet
4:25 i just love the way he says That damn squirrel
Shovel is his only memory. Shovel, coming straight at his face.
He has no dreams or goals because he has forgotten them all due to blunt force trauma.
“Come to Florida, top attractions”
OOH, OOH! DON’T FORGET “FLORIDA MAN”!
you forgot about the big jesus
A great example of a Florida Man would be Ross
4:19 if you dont watch ice age , u dont know that squirrel
7:17
Actually you have to have school education, take a math,reading,and medical test before entering JUST BOOTCAMP
Giofilms: Shows reddit post of cat who wants to kill owner
Me: sees post in a youtube video
Also me: Looks nervously over at my cat sitting next to me.
*Gorefield*
5:23 at least he is smiling, rather than hiding his pain behind that Kermit costume
4:17
You know you get this when you watched Ice Age.
1:34 McDonald's is gonna be mad if they find out about this
0:47
That’s a cute loggo u‘ve got there
California’s top attractions:
*Capitalist Rat
*Dumptown 90210
*Fiery Fire
Wisconsin’s Top Attractions:
-Cows. Moo.
-Water
-Red Robin. YUUUM
8:48 ive been laughin for like 10 minutes and cant stop
0:55 NO WAY...
I THINK THAT’S NEAR ME
Edit:
YES WTH THIS IS SCARING ME
Wow. Loser from BFB lives near a James Bond meme.
@@kitzlife SIIIIIIMMMPPPP
FreqZY YT Looks who is talking. Stop simping over something that you have nothing to do with.
Uhh how is he a simp lol
@@kitzlife omg no i meant the guy gamey gaming. Accidentally clicked u instead lmfaooo
Robbers: Who are you?!
My name is pond, James Pond...
5:14 like no joke my mom is gonna buy me that as my halloween costume
"they have taken over"
-Me 2019
6:30 sounds like something my 6th grade social studies teacher would do, after all she did say she wanted my cats because she loved them
0:29 Yes. We have been noticed. Ireland has our own Danny Devito
BluresedImages!?!?! CursedImages!?!? I am confusion
Cursed is obly cursed. Blessed is only blessed.
Cursed+Blessed=Blursed
It’s so bad it’s funny
@@theemeralddragonyt9315 so is it like r/comedyheaven
2:19 if you didn't get it the Australia is known as the upside down country
2:45 i did the math for this. The escape velocity of earth is 11.18 kilometres per second. That is 1118.6 metres per second. Using the formula F=ma, we can use this. The speed needed to leave earth's gravitational pull * the son's weight = the force needed. So. 1118.6 m/s * 24.9 kg (55lbs) = 27853.14 newtons, which is 38.7 times the force of the human bite. Tell your son safe travels.
Jacob Harris nerd
Bobby: *floats
Hank: dang it bobby
C
CH
CHI
CHIL
CHILL
CHILL C
CHILLL CH
CHILL CHI
CHILL CHIL
CHILL CHILL
Been waiting for another one of these 4 a while, thank you.
Eminem sharing M&M’s with the other Eminem’s is cursed.
PeterF12 whatever are you talking about
Gio: Hol ' up that's not a huricane...
EmKay: Oi
3:20
Invader Zim on Tinder be like
I actually flinched at 3:48
Michael Haddad
Interests: Spots, Robotics
Goal:
*CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG-*
(To be clear, an ad showed up C:)
Ah yes, my favourite Disney character!
G i a n t R a t
8:35
A friend of mine has that book.
As a Floridian, everything presented is 100% accurate.
this was posted on my birthday and this is my most favurite youtube channel
4:19 darn it, that dang prehistoric squirrel. STOP WITH THE EGCORNS!!! Stay in the movie ice age
8:37 my grandpa has that book
The entire book is this:
"Yes, your cat is plotting to kill you."
To the very few people reading this,
have a wonderful rest of your day!
Love comin from a growing youtuber ((:
ScopeShot stop spamming
Thanks
ScopeShot fuck you
Thanks
Me-2019
Me-2019
I know why you are doing.
"Me-2019
Me-2019"
You-2019
@@bumpjammy
"'Me-2019
Me-2019'
You-2019"
Me-2019
Gio Films: That’s Not A Hurricane
Wings Of Fire Fans: Nope It’s Pantala.
2:59
3:35 this woman got 1640 bones i think that'll be enough to get 820 wolves in minecraft.
0:48 they missed the perfect opportunity to say:
Bark: Bark
1:54 Who doesn't love giant rat! I sure do!
I met Giant Rat and he ate my whole family! I love that rat!
Pilot: I forgot how to fly. Oh well...
*proceeds to read book on how planes fly*
Ok but can we just take time to appreciate how spectacular the batsuit is?
7:34 it’s not the hero we deserved but the one we needed
I was watching this when I got a add for reddit
Goal: No-
*A wild ad has appeared!*
Go, skip ad button!
@@ilikeplanets89 Skip ad did a critical attack on the wild ad!
The wild ad fainted!
yey
@@melissasweem9154 you mean "It was a critical hit!"
0:24 leave Michael D Higgins ALONE
1:53 as a Florida man, this pretty much sums up the state
Michael D. Higgins (Irelands President) also looks like the vicar from Postman Pat
You would need 1264 of force to launch him into the sun
_Oh my-_
No one
Bat man: *Alone at family dinner*
Maybe because his family got murdered but idk
Niftyjojoo HMMMM
No one knows
(Heh)
That's just sad
FireFox and SnowWolf yes sadly
Something funny that I will later edit when I think of a good joke
OMG ITS SO FUNNY
Oml this killed me, where do you come up with such funny stuff?
6:06
fuel: I'm gonna stop you right there.
6:59 don’t worry we do that all the time. The entire computer room is filled with cursed images
6:16 finland suomi perkele torilla tavataan
Joo oon myöhäs mut 🇫🇮
Noni
8:13 looks like an alien's relapse
so does your profile
Why is everybody writing "me 2019"?
- Me, 2019
Stop
Andrei Patrascu nah
1:37 damn that McDonalds roast
I feel that "please don't talk to me, I have no self-control and will talk to you for two hours and end up getting no work done" statement in my soul.