Jimmy Roasting Women VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr
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- These are some of the unsuspecting women that have found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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1:58 Lady: "...move along."
Jimmy: "Okay, so you have chosen death."
She was asking for it
@@HauntedSheppard and Jimmy delivered!
@@HauntedSheppard she had a taser?
I've always liked how Jimmy apologized and explained the situation to the last woman.
But while still being really funny about it and not making it serious. He's a bloody genius
@@intheplums It's not that difficult to be funny and polite. Most people manage it.
I thought he should have said, yea she's awesome but I don't hate my GF enough to inflict you on her
Hard to believe he had to do it at all! The times we live in huh.
from California....I love this genius lunatic.
Would've been better if he posted this on International Women's day.....
So true
Yes.
On any day you can call a women"s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge.
The Guardian would have blasted off to orbit Jupiter
@@lockandloadlikehell Haha that made me lol :-D
“Oh they’re fk buddies” *EVERYONE claps* that’s fantastic
But that's the proper response
"You just whispered and that picked up echoes" lol.... that was intense!
I’m genuinely curious to find out how many relationships Jimmy has ruined over the years 😂
he was even more savage on Your face or mine. The speed and quality of his whit is unreal
Ruined, or escaped from? lmfao
@@traida111 what is whit?
@@sirandrelefaedelinoge remove the h, it seems that according to some research I just did, I am incapable of spelling it correctly.
Has to be lower than Daniel Sloss 😂
That woman with the f*ckbuddy caused her own demise. By resisting she's making it more fun.
Wait. That didn't sound right.
They reacted to the anal jokes plus they are only fk buddy's, the guy must be gay, being as he looks gay also.
lmao, point on wording
Why didn't she just say yes, he's her fella? End of problem.
@@simonrodgers8902 Or just say no, like he did🤷🏼♂️
Yeah, she was really 'asking for it.'
That echo joke was clever 😭😂
Can u explain the joke pls
@@djthomas2293 He was implying her vagina was so massive, so cavernous, that it formed echoes
Didnt get it
@@djthomas2293 I’m not up to that joke yet, but when I find it, come back to me
It's in the movie Predator from 1985?
I like how he deals with hecklers by going at the date. Let's the other half rip them apart after the show as well. Top notch comedian
Jimmy: "I met him in a club. I started kissing him. Undid his zip and he flashed me."
🤣🤣
I love how Jimmy can take the sickest burn and turn it around and outdo the guy.
So happy I'm gonna go see Jimmy Carr live this year. The show is months away, hope covid restrictions will not delay it any further.
Good luck with Covid
remember that you have said it, i wanna know how it was once you go
very funny dude, love the line he balances on, hope he never gets cancelled for leaning over the line every once in a while
Just don't be part of cancel culture, and you are good
First Ladies like “I better clap so he doesn’t know I’m offended” 😂
The middle aged brunette with the death stare that the camera kept cutting to was hilarious 😂.
Jimmy mentioned her later in the show. She was deaf and too lazy to learn sign language.
@@marccas10 thanks for that.🤣🤣 Is this his 2009 special?
@@READY_OR_NOT I highly recommend watching them all to find out 😉. My personal fave is when he calls out families and reminds the kids about their parents fucking. Always a classic.
@@bayoubilly5176 I've seen most of them but I'm still filling in gaps.
to date i have not seen another comedian who can engage with an audience like carr
The big ginger nut is on par
Checkout Andrew schulz
@@Kai_Keller02 ^
@@Kai_Keller02 Schulz is king when it comes to crowd interaction. Hands down.
stavros halkias is the king of crowd work
We Stand with you Jimmy.. Jokes are just that even the dark ones. You definitely swing ..😂😂
I like the guy 1:02 who tried to drink his beer and it missed his mouth.
He obviously has a drinking problem.
@@architectofechoes4 hahahaha
Jimmy's timing is the BEST, While the Will Smith slap is still hot LMAOOO
Jimmy Carr is the master of comedy
Jimmy has to host the Oscars.
Make sure willy ain't there
They'd never cope with him....
Jimmy's jokes are waaaaay too sophisticated for Hollyweird. They'd EXPLODE.
Will Smith would have done more than slap him
I might actually watch it for once lol
Jimmy Carr has an incredibly fast brain. You will not escape his wit and stagecraft.
I just realised this was posted now as support for Chris, that's beautiful! You're the best, Jimmy! ♥️
Where did it ever say anything about Chris! God people make that situation so much bigger than it really was!
Brilliant, as always!
Loved it absolutely. I won't mind being roasted by you man.
absolute comedy genius, great stand up and broadcast legend. Jimmys not bad either.
The woman at 6:50 is saying her prayers and regretting her ticket.
I just discovered him a couple years ago , now I'm a huge fan , he makes me laugh 😂🤣
Oh my god, I read divorced instead of discovered and was so fucking confused for a solid 20 seconds
@@vsevolodalipov4375 hahahaha
Dumbest comment ever.. just discovered.. a couple of years ago? A couple of years ago isn't; just discovered. He makes me laugh. Really? I wonder why everybody else likes him?
@@tonygrowley5275 aren't you a sweet thing, geeze
@@larrywkoch Aren't you a dull wit..
"Jimmy" is a great name. Combined with the signature laugh, he should now be regarded as an iconic piece of British history. 😶🌫Legend Sir.
Get a room.
I agree
There's good Jimmy's who offset the pretty awful Jimmy's
I'm so glad I was able to get tickets to your LA show, Can't wait!
Great comedy as always.
the bit at the end is jimmy speaking to the taxman , once bitten
This is brilliant.
When comedian was free to say what they have to say and people just laughed. Unlike these days people just get offended instead.
His laugh just makes him seem like the complete R18 opposite of Stampylonghead
Love Jimmy carr
lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this friend just gave her away like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love his improv!
I love this guy🤣🤣
Vicky got absolutely humiliated
I mean someone has to say it.... it's a good job Will Smith isn't in that crowd with some of those jokes
Do you think Will Smith goes to Barnsley?
F-ing legend!
Excellent
Watching from Kenya 🤣🤣
Ask your neighbors for my money back for me pls.
I'd love to see him do stand-up at a N.O.W rally
"whisper that it would pick an echo"
Freakin line.thats comedian right there
Brilliant!
God bless this man
Funny, i was just thinking about Jimmy when i was taxing my car recently.
Jimmy Carr is great.
Doubt I’ll ever see you live. 🇨🇦
To far. Been over here for awhile.
Remember it’s not gay if you have socks on
9:58 Enter Will Smith.....
Lmaoo found you by accident so funny
Damn, laughed so much the 10 minutes passed by so fast.
Thank you.
Size only matters when you have a hallway.
we love Jimmy Carr!!
Lol, he don’t love any of you!!
@@LimaXIII Haha that’s not what he told me 🤣
Jim you are awesome 😎
Love it
No worries, it’s not like you pay taxes.😂😂😂😂
I wonder if Will Smith has made Jimmy worry about his next live show.
Nah will doesn't goes to comedy gigs
If you get slapped for a bald joke, Jimmy would be in Guantanamo Bay.
Naw Jimmy would sat much worse things to his face.
I hear Armie Hammer has a whole folder on his computer about this....
Oh, i see now... different kind of video.
He likes his food on the run..
Do a series of shows in Australia 🇦🇺 ! Please…
Good news. He is next year. Tickets went on sale nationally a few days ago.
Legend
(4:11) Well done Wicki ;-)
Jimmy brutal Carr 🤣
The censoring in this video is hilarious! The bleeps are sooo misplaced, LOL!
I thought the title said Jimmy Roasting Women LOL
I don’t people that don’t like him, like he’s dark humour makes it even more funny 😆
I don't people either.
@@marccas10 imagine peopleing in 2022
@@ikinoktace1280 where I live, if you were caught doing a little people in public you're gonna spend the week in a cell
His jokes impress people that cannot form basic sentences
@@bwebb90 lmao
Fucking legend.
Good luck to you too Jimmy Carr!
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Ben Shapiro and Quentin Tarantino. 45/1...
idk who edits these but the volume jumps. omg
anymore else thinks this is what harry and ron be like after 4 beers?
NOOOO lmfao
When are you comming to uppsala im still waiting
Damn,that line 0:30
Really love you Jimmy
Always leave them wanting less
“It’s just a GI Jane joke!”
Jimmy, I want you to be my dad.
Can't wait to see his take on Lia Thomas
2:37
That girl is probably cheating LMAO
Jimmy is fucking brilliant
This dude is godlike
good
is it just me or is jimmy carr turning into jimmy hill
Didn't know Andrew Garfield is also a standup comedian
lol best way to be a comedian is to take advantage of all the security you got and say all the things you know you wouldn't be able to get away with otherwise lol
That girlfriend at the end was lovely looking. Guy was batting way above his league.
What a strange thing to notice or comment on.
@@du-b8576 virgins everywhere bud
@@du-b8576 The whole last joke was about her appearance when in fact she was very attractive and classy. Doesn't seem at all strange to me.
Or she was digging a rich seam.
@@marccas10 Possible.
Jimmy didn't get slapped?
maybe get a better mic with all that money))) big fan though
What was Beep about never seen that on Jimmy carr show
you funny man, let me know when you coming Down Under you funny man... i need a good laugh, 'cause everything right now makes me cry hahahahhahahahahah rotten world aye you funny guy, love your comedy seriously, cheers
ooof! don't challenge a comedian of his caliber, if you're not looking forward to a massive roast
Then that just shows a lot about peoples immaturity.
If he didn’t get Will Smithed for those remarks he’s doing well.
Different crowd
Most would take the comedy in the spirit intended.....
Need some advice/support on my side. Posted a couple vids. Would be nice of the community made some random guy's day better. Thank you in advance
Ha ha 😂
I'm not sure whether he speaks fast or Sherlock Holmes.
4 the algorithm