This isn't talked about enough, but I always appreciate the insane amount of effort to edit in Kingdom Hearts subtitles when the boys are reenacting character's dialogue. It adds an extra layer of hilarity to see that nostalgic lettering but with their revisions of already insane dialogue. Plus, their impressions are always spot on. What I didn't know I needed was the Organization cosplays, but it was a perfect addition. As always, thank you Drexnaw and Clotnox for doing God's work in explaining this mess of a plot. And to Rixa who had to sacrifice his sleep and his marriage in order to film this video. Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear hooded, black robes with gigantic zippers. 10/10 - Will watch 13 more times before the next video drops.
No, he's right, Yen Sid is a retired Keyblade Master that taught Mickey Mouse how to use his Keyblade and did absolutely nothing but give advice and info to everyone and just sits and does nothing else to help, he's retired now out for the count he can still summon his Keyblade, and still cast spells and fight with a Keyblade, there is no excuse for him to sit on his ass doing nothing but yap all day. 😂
@@couchkidspodcast Oh by the way, on an unrelated note, "358/2 Days" is pronounced "Three Five Eight Days Over Two", because it's the story of two people during those days.
@@couchkidspodcast Also, in Yen Sid’s defence, I don’t think he knew that he was spewing lies. Nobodies are a relatively new thing, so if a bunch of them came out and said “We don’t really have emotions” who is he to argue? He coulda done a little more research, but then that’d ruin the big emotional twist, wouldn’t it?
@@couchkidspodcast especially after roxas and sora made a mess of things in there. good thing that there werent other tennants at the time to get hurt by the insanity that is the roxas boss fight. *camera pans to a corner and 4 eyes looking through a doorframe*
i love how they could've just rushed the explanation of the olympus colusseum's first visit like they did with the previous two worlds but they didn't just so they could tell ari about phil screaming to get on the hydra's back
"Why is everyone so sleepy" could be the subtitle of the entire franchise. Sora sleeps, Roxas also sleeps a lot, don´t even get me started on Ventus and now Kairi´s ass is also sleeping.
This is incredible. It’s some of the biggest effort KH content I’ve ever seen on TH-cam. It’s amazing to see such an environment of chaos produce such an unironically great recap of the story. Can’t wait for the next installment!
1:02:05 "And how does Xigbar know Marluxia? That's a story for another time-" "NO" lmaooo can't wait until Ari has to come to terms with the plot of the mobile games
This is the ABSOLUTE BEST SHIT that I've seen since Barry did his "A Good Enough Summary" videos for Kingdom Hearts. Absolutely BRAVO, and PLEASE NEVER STOP!!
The gummy ships being such a weird part of the game even extends to the lore. The gummy ship parts are actually pices of the barrier between worlds that crumbles apart when the keyhole to a world opens to darkness. Your literally flying around in the corpes of the worlds and its NEVER mentioned outside a single ansem report
You know now that I think about it there's so many more reasons to hate yensid throughout the series and even one of mickeys biggest failures yensid also had a part in. The big secret mickey was keeping in 0.2/3 yensid not only also knew but was also his master at the time and on top of that when riku gets mad at mickey it's happening right in front of yensid and he just let's him take the fall for the secret
This gets even more unsettling when you think about End of the World from the first game with the gooey and crystalline structure of a lot of its areas. That's probably a ton of gummi blocks, the remains of countless worlds destroyed by the darkness, frankensteined together into a horrific reanimated mass of a heartless world. End of the World is such a fascinating world to think about.
35:12 You guys are half right. That look-as if you just drowned his goldfish- actually reminds Xigbar of Ventus. And that scene is a reference to Xigbars run in with xion in 358/2 days. But we wouldn't know that, if you only played 1 chains and 2. Nomura went insane long ago, and he's taking us all with him.
When he asked "Is Tetsuya Nomura a con man?", my mind immediately flashed back to some of the more absurd KH merch. They sold a $2k kh themed chesterfield _sofa_ last year lmao.
I love how Colton gives information about organisation 13 having hearts that does clearly show in this game but isn't made to light until dream drop distance
@@couchkidspodcast Oh and also wanted to say! Y’all are so wholesome and relatable to how being a Kingdom Hearts enjoyer feels. It’s a constant cycle of trying to explain how absolutely bonkers the storyline is, while praising the franchise as a whole. We all gripe and riff about the same unskippable cutscenes, the extremely important lore trapped inside the handheld “filler” games, Donald never healing… but I don’t think the series would be as special as it is without all the wackiness. And thank you so much for the stomach cramping laughs.
I dont know why the Kairi scene at the beginning affects me do strongly, but "C'mon, Kairi! I'll give you a hint...Starts with an "S"..." ALWAYS fucks me up. I cant explain it.
Gentlemen. I have watched hours of videos having to do with all Kingdom Hearts lore. This is officially the first time I have ever been able to fully understand it. We...made...history. Thank you for letting me be with you on this journey. I'm so excited to see 358/2 days knowing that I finally understand what the Eff that actually means. 😄😄😄 Amazing job. I hope you put our boy to bed after recording & made him the best breakfast known to man the next day.
What a saga… also I’ve literally never realized that Riku’s thumb gets huge in the ending 😭 also props that nobody threw up this time, just a really long piss
I brought pizza, drinks, and popcorn, and it was all worth it. Also, major credit(s) to all the editing, animations, and captions. I also thing they need hugs, so sending some virtual ones their way. That YenSid propaganda bit was awesome. I'm glad you survived Kingdom Hearts II, and hope as well as can't wait for the next video of this series. But seriously, I can see why the amount of time was needed. Major props to all involved!
I cannot put into words how much I love this series. You guys deserve so much more recognition for this. I'll be patiently waiting for the next installment. Thank you for your service.
Every year I've watched TH-cam has been in pursuit of an algorithm that would feed me this video Absolute peak content, watched the entire thing in one sitting Can't wait for the next one
1:18:39 "for all intents and purposes" 😂 i see that side eye at the audience and i will refrain from debating that "two" at this time. Seriously tho, oh my god this video made my week. Its been such a bad few days between the hurricane and family in the hospital and this comes along and makes me laugh harder than I have in AGES, yall are awesome
Just went through all of the KH Drunk History vids so far and for real gave me so much nostalgia. Thanks for doing the games a justice while keeping it fun. Top notch editing and production. I’ll tune in to the rest of them as they come
Yall please keep doing these drunk histories. Kh is my favorite series of all time. Yall got amazing personality, drinks, funny asss descriptions. Yall gonna grow so much as a channel once the drunk history expands to different games too.
12:46 i started crying laughing on this point. I remember find out jesse was roxas now everytime i see him me and my friends would joke that he was sora’s beautiful soul.
1:18:20 the explanation is sad. I know the boys are drunk . But in the first episode at the 10 minute mark you made a promise that you would remember the importance of her flying through sora merging with his heart. I'm not crying your crying
another banger in the bag, boys. also, appreciate you not getting puke sloshed this episode. the last one was great but it gets to a point where it’s more concerning than entertaining. we need you around for the rest of the series ❤
Omg this was amazing!! Thank you for the laughs and shit some damn good explanations for the convoluted plot that is kingdom hearts as a whole. Fucking excited for more
18 minutes in and its taken 3 hours to get this far because my boyfriend keeps asking "who is ____ again?" and each time i have to spend 45 minutes going over a chart of possessions and splits and nobodies. i hate this franchise so glad its my favorite.
"wait who's ansem again?" "okay so when a xehanort and a possessed terra hate each other veeeerrrry much they come together to create an amnesiac who splits in half. one half of that amnesiac is ansem seeker of darkness. hope this clears things up!" like gang im in hell here trying to explain this.
Shit, well I guess I just won't be sleeping tonight. Fingers crossed that Colton can't stop himself from looking at Ari's camera. Bless my soul, we're back.
Amazing video. Me, my friend (who loves KH) and my partner (who's never played KH) watched it last night and did a drink every time you guys took a drink. Had an absolute blast, laughed our asses off. I bought my partner the 1.5+2.5 remix and he's gonna play it.
Fun fact btw: Pence is wearing a jersey which is actually a reference to another Square Enix(at the time Squaresoft property) titled “The Bouncer”. It is a goated ps2 game that is fun beat em up style game. 10/10 would recommend.
What a brilliant idea for a series. I can't believe this hasn't been done before! The three of you also have impeccable chemistry and comedic timing. Looking forward to seeing how Ari reacts to DDD! 😂
5:428:43 HAHAHAHA!!! HE JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 in like a MILISECOND. He had the most normal face, smirked and just let out the most insane laugh. I LOVE THIS, I IMMEDIATLY FEEL BETTER!!!! :D
@@couchkidspodcast Pluto has been laying chess pieces for 2 decades. He is always located in key moments. He only acts like a dog. I mean how can a Goofy be a sentient dog but Pluto isnt? Pluto has Grand Designs.
Every time Colton turns to the camera behind him, I lose my fucking shit! 😂😂 And the cackling! 💀💀💀 And poor Ari getting more and more tired! Not to mention that confused lil dog! The editing is flawless! I am so glad I found this channel!
Y E S!!!!! I’m travelling home, and completely forgot you guys posted this! I was at a Scottish wedding, so have been rather drunk myself, but il watch you guys enjoy some drinks and talk about one of the best games ever 😂❤
Let's give Yen Sid some slack, most of the Nobodies were kept in the dark about the whole "we'll naturally grow new hearts" thing. And considering the lack of Heartless attacks 12 in-universe years ago, it's not like there were a lot of Nobodies beforehand to gain this knowledge.
Ok, I'm gonna have to be brutally honest with you guys. This vid, is fucking amazing and you all killed it!! Yall are hilarious and the editing was fantastic all around, the pixel art was once again super cool, also glad you guys paced yourselves this time!
Can't wait for Kingdom Hearts Drunk History 0.2: Birth By Beer. A Fragmentary Drink
@@1ghugh1 Kingdom Hops 🍻
@@couchkidspodcast That is so much more clever. Dang it
Damn both of these were stupid clever
A fragmentary beverage
This isn't talked about enough, but I always appreciate the insane amount of effort to edit in Kingdom Hearts subtitles when the boys are reenacting character's dialogue. It adds an extra layer of hilarity to see that nostalgic lettering but with their revisions of already insane dialogue. Plus, their impressions are always spot on. What I didn't know I needed was the Organization cosplays, but it was a perfect addition.
As always, thank you Drexnaw and Clotnox for doing God's work in explaining this mess of a plot. And to Rixa who had to sacrifice his sleep and his marriage in order to film this video. Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear hooded, black robes with gigantic zippers.
10/10 - Will watch 13 more times before the next video drops.
This is such high praise! We’re so glad you spot all the little details we throw in. Thank you again for your support 🥹
the fact that this video was edited to be less than 3 hours is an achievement of it's own
@@josiahbrown1696 thank you 🥹
47:11 I just realized...Stitch is running around....because he was looking for Ven 😭😭😭😭😭
@@Equilibrium91 OH MY GOD
@@couchkidspodcast Add another one to the sadness tally
No, he's right, Yen Sid is a retired Keyblade Master that taught Mickey Mouse how to use his Keyblade and did absolutely nothing but give advice and info to everyone and just sits and does nothing else to help, he's retired now out for the count he can still summon his Keyblade, and still cast spells and fight with a Keyblade, there is no excuse for him to sit on his ass doing nothing but yap all day. 😂
@@remote-kid_link_dragmire 👏couldn’t have said it better
I don't need a drink to sound drunk explaining the Kingdom Hearts Story
Somehow it makes more sense when drunk 🤷
@couchkidspodcast Well, that's cause when you're drunk, you're illogical, and kingdom hearts is illogical.
1:08 the Axel “TWO??” impression was amazing 😂
We try our best 🔥
YES I was thinking the same!
That line will NEVER get old 😂
There's some poetic irony that Andrew doesn't remember the events of the Chain of Memories video...
@@TheBlackDemon1996 I just remember waking up in a big egg
@@couchkidspodcast Oh by the way, on an unrelated note, "358/2 Days" is pronounced "Three Five Eight Days Over Two", because it's the story of two people during those days.
@@TheBlackDemon1996 🙏🙏
@@couchkidspodcast Also, in Yen Sid’s defence, I don’t think he knew that he was spewing lies. Nobodies are a relatively new thing, so if a bunch of them came out and said “We don’t really have emotions” who is he to argue? He coulda done a little more research, but then that’d ruin the big emotional twist, wouldn’t it?
@@TheBlackDemon1996 his inaction speaks volumes when the world needed him most
sora just runs a heartbnb
@@Flutterdark_ the cleaning fees are out of control
@@couchkidspodcast especially after roxas and sora made a mess of things in there. good thing that there werent other tennants at the time to get hurt by the insanity that is the roxas boss fight. *camera pans to a corner and 4 eyes looking through a doorframe*
i love how they could've just rushed the explanation of the olympus colusseum's first visit like they did with the previous two worlds but they didn't just so they could tell ari about phil screaming to get on the hydra's back
@@saintgemini420 it’s absolutely imperative to the narrative
Shawn and Gus from Psych explain Kingdom Hearts 2 to a very confused Markiplier.
@@jthenarwhal this is a new one! 😂
Can't wait for 365 Beers/2 Kegs
"Why is everyone so sleepy" could be the subtitle of the entire franchise.
Sora sleeps, Roxas also sleeps a lot, don´t even get me started on Ventus and now Kairi´s ass is also sleeping.
Wait until they realize that even worlds are sleepy.
@@drudle oh my god…
@@drudle Oh... I forgot about that XD
Kingdom Hearts Born by Sleepy
and there's an ENTIRE game dedicated to being sleepy and taking naps mid-battle
"Sh** be going crazy. My computer is Tron."
-Ansem the Wise
@@Equilibrium91 can’t believe he actually said that
“WAS IT A MAJOR RELE- “
Me: please don’t hurt him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Phaed_Phantom **cue chicken dance**
This is incredible. It’s some of the biggest effort KH content I’ve ever seen on TH-cam. It’s amazing to see such an environment of chaos produce such an unironically great recap of the story. Can’t wait for the next installment!
@@yeetusvanitas9800 planning it all out as we speak! Thank you so much!
Literally 😂
Forgetting you guys did Chain of memories is very on brand
@@ScrapsandSlaps all I have is a notebook that says “thank Namine”? Weird
Not me tearing up around the 30 min mark when he explains Nobodies CAN have hearts
@@tetrabelle 🥹🥹🥹
We don’t fall for Nobody Propaganda ‘round here! ✊😤
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sings the backward parts in Sanctuary 😂
@@kaliland9296 like there’s any other way
1:02:05 "And how does Xigbar know Marluxia? That's a story for another time-" "NO" lmaooo can't wait until Ari has to come to terms with the plot of the mobile games
@@BartholomewRose we ourselves haven’t even come to terms with the mobile games
Colton’s rant about the struggle tournament was so real. That’s the one thing I was most excited for that never came back
@@taunfountainjr7942 a man of the people
Props for doing the Organization cosplay. Adds a lot to the bit.
@@SaberToothPortilla might wear them out
All my homies hate Yen Sid. Now Merlin? THATS a wizard we can get behind!
@@hdnroots YOURE DAMN RIGHT!!
This is the ABSOLUTE BEST SHIT that I've seen since Barry did his "A Good Enough Summary" videos for Kingdom Hearts.
Absolutely BRAVO, and PLEASE NEVER STOP!!
@@TheHairline such high praise 🙏 thank you so much!!
“Was it like a huge release on a major console?”…..
…Bird antics ensue 😂
@@timothyhutchins3501 🐓🐓🐓
Funniest part of the video!! I had to join in...
Drexnaw’s Dusk impression was a closer impression to SpongeBob jellyfish dancing
@@EepyHarmony I can’t unsee it now
you guys are CRIMINALLY underrated
Thank you so much!! 🥹
The gummy ships being such a weird part of the game even extends to the lore. The gummy ship parts are actually pices of the barrier between worlds that crumbles apart when the keyhole to a world opens to darkness. Your literally flying around in the corpes of the worlds and its NEVER mentioned outside a single ansem report
@@Adrie_Atmosphere that would explain the screaming…
You know now that I think about it there's so many more reasons to hate yensid throughout the series and even one of mickeys biggest failures yensid also had a part in.
The big secret mickey was keeping in 0.2/3 yensid not only also knew but was also his master at the time and on top of that when riku gets mad at mickey it's happening right in front of yensid and he just let's him take the fall for the secret
@@Adrie_Atmosphere know you see the truth 👀
This gets even more unsettling when you think about End of the World from the first game with the gooey and crystalline structure of a lot of its areas. That's probably a ton of gummi blocks, the remains of countless worlds destroyed by the darkness, frankensteined together into a horrific reanimated mass of a heartless world. End of the World is such a fascinating world to think about.
@@vincentadamsvga it’s never overtly explained and that’s a shame!
I can’t stop rewatching the name intros… and also their impressions are surprisingly really good HAHA
@@jcaguilar9669 thank you we’ve been working on them! 😂
@@couchkidspodcastIt paid off! Can’t wait for the next drunk KH video, it’s become a series I didn’t know I needed😭
35:12
You guys are half right. That look-as if you just drowned his goldfish- actually reminds Xigbar of Ventus.
And that scene is a reference to Xigbars run in with xion in 358/2 days.
But we wouldn't know that, if you only played 1 chains and 2.
Nomura went insane long ago, and he's taking us all with him.
@@valentinecure329 that Ventus scene in 358 is going to melt Ari’s mind
When he asked "Is Tetsuya Nomura a con man?", my mind immediately flashed back to some of the more absurd KH merch. They sold a $2k kh themed chesterfield _sofa_ last year lmao.
@@qrowing I kinda want that couch now…
How is this man not in jail
@@AriCastleton007 you’re gonna lock a man up who carries around a giant key that unlocks anything? Use your head
I love how Colton gives information about organisation 13 having hearts that does clearly show in this game but isn't made to light until dream drop distance
@@rowhanwills77 just a little sneak peek 👀
see a big theme in the Kingdom Hearts story is Identity Theft.
@@Kolbatsu and it’s only just begun 😵💫
For real. It's not a joke.
Can't wait for the birth by sleep drunk history or kingdom hearts 3 drunken history or even 358 or just all them 🤣
@@solarix_editz71 we’ll get to them all! 😎
If someone ever needs a summary of Kingdom Hearts, I'm sending them here. These are fucking great!
thank you so much! More are in the works
I need to play the whole series again with you guys doing fan dubs for all the cutscenes.
@@sofazebrah4015 Couch Kids 2.8 Final Mix dropping soon! 😂
@@couchkidspodcast Oh and also wanted to say! Y’all are so wholesome and relatable to how being a Kingdom Hearts enjoyer feels. It’s a constant cycle of trying to explain how absolutely bonkers the storyline is, while praising the franchise as a whole. We all gripe and riff about the same unskippable cutscenes, the extremely important lore trapped inside the handheld “filler” games, Donald never healing… but I don’t think the series would be as special as it is without all the wackiness.
And thank you so much for the stomach cramping laughs.
@@sofazebrah4015 🥹 you’re gonna make us cry! Thank you so much!!
I dont know why the Kairi scene at the beginning affects me do strongly, but "C'mon, Kairi! I'll give you a hint...Starts with an "S"..." ALWAYS fucks me up. I cant explain it.
Maybe Soras in your heart too
Less than 30 seconds in and I’m already cackling at the organization names
Clotnox certainly was a choice. It was either between that or Coxnolt.
Gentlemen. I have watched hours of videos having to do with all Kingdom Hearts lore. This is officially the first time I have ever been able to fully understand it. We...made...history. Thank you for letting me be with you on this journey. I'm so excited to see 358/2 days knowing that I finally understand what the Eff that actually means. 😄😄😄 Amazing job. I hope you put our boy to bed after recording & made him the best breakfast known to man the next day.
@@otacon6566 you know we did!! 🍳 thank you for the kind words!
10:43 bro hit that quote so perfectly
Colton’s got the voices DOWN
What a saga… also I’ve literally never realized that Riku’s thumb gets huge in the ending 😭 also props that nobody threw up this time, just a really long piss
@@joeyjose727 that unfortunately will never go away 😂
I brought pizza, drinks, and popcorn, and it was all worth it. Also, major credit(s) to all the editing, animations, and captions. I also thing they need hugs, so sending some virtual ones their way. That YenSid propaganda bit was awesome. I'm glad you survived Kingdom Hearts II, and hope as well as can't wait for the next video of this series.
But seriously, I can see why the amount of time was needed. Major props to all involved!
That is so kind 🥹 we really appreciate the kind words!!
God I wish I could post photos here. It would just be the distracted boyfriend meme with Colton looking back at Ari's camera.
@@jikmjuhn oh my god that’s PERFECT hahaha
I cannot put into words how much I love this series. You guys deserve so much more recognition for this. I'll be patiently waiting for the next installment. Thank you for your service.
@@pronouncable thank YOU for commenting 🫡 means a lot
52:25 just wait till they start time traveling 😂😂😂
@@baptizedatheist3168 we might need two whiteboards…
Please God no
Every year I've watched TH-cam has been in pursuit of an algorithm that would feed me this video
Absolute peak content, watched the entire thing in one sitting
Can't wait for the next one
praise the algorithm 🙌 thanks for the comment dude!
1:18:39 "for all intents and purposes" 😂 i see that side eye at the audience and i will refrain from debating that "two" at this time.
Seriously tho, oh my god this video made my week. Its been such a bad few days between the hurricane and family in the hospital and this comes along and makes me laugh harder than I have in AGES, yall are awesome
@@rothea that means so much! Hope everything gets better soon for you and hope you’re staying safe ❤️
Just went through all of the KH Drunk History vids so far and for real gave me so much nostalgia. Thanks for doing the games a justice while keeping it fun. Top notch editing and production. I’ll tune in to the rest of them as they come
@@mynameismitchell just finished filming 358 and hopefully will have that out early 2025!
Yall please keep doing these drunk histories. Kh is my favorite series of all time. Yall got amazing personality, drinks, funny asss descriptions. Yall gonna grow so much as a channel once the drunk history expands to different games too.
@@joshuakurian7761 when this series is over we definitely plan on expanding! They’ve been a blast to make
This is a feature length film holy shit
@@tkobs8570 in theaters soon 🍿
12:46 i started crying laughing on this point. I remember find out jesse was roxas now everytime i see him me and my friends would joke that he was sora’s beautiful soul.
a POWERHOUSE performance!
Only at my third rewatch did I notice the "I want Donald to be beheaded" 😭 These videos are so fking funny
@@criticorn663 a request that was denied apparently 🙄 and thank you!
I don't know why but watching Ari trying to hold it together while trying to piece all this stuff together is hilarious 🤣🤣
1:18:20 the explanation is sad. I know the boys are drunk . But in the first episode at the 10 minute mark you made a promise that you would remember the importance of her flying through sora merging with his heart. I'm not crying your crying
@@ravonritchie6793 😅 we tried !
Now we get to wait 12 years for KH3, as per Kingdom Hearts tradition.
we'll drop a trailer in 6 years
another banger in the bag, boys. also, appreciate you not getting puke sloshed this episode. the last one was great but it gets to a point where it’s more concerning than entertaining. we need you around for the rest of the series ❤
@@sister_critchin the warriors of light will be drinking responsibly from now on 🫡
Honestly Chain of Memories being the video that almost kill y'all fits, bc it really did mind fuck everyone at the time 😂
@@gingerdude55 we did chain of memories?
I LOVE kingdom Hearts.
He did the “2” meme!
@@HatKidPeck all we’ll keep doing it!
I made the exact same expression when you said Barkness
i have never been more excited in my whole life
The character development from Goofy prioritizing Minnie’s needs to full on avoiding her is devastatingly accurate 😭😭
I look forward to the progression of their story
"Two!?"
There was no reason for the Dusks to be schmoovin' like that
@@ktkat7115 not. At. All!!
Omg this was amazing!! Thank you for the laughs and shit some damn good explanations for the convoluted plot that is kingdom hearts as a whole. Fucking excited for more
@@benratliff7806 thank you so much! Excited for what we have planned next
18 minutes in and its taken 3 hours to get this far because my boyfriend keeps asking "who is ____ again?" and each time i have to spend 45 minutes going over a chart of possessions and splits and nobodies. i hate this franchise so glad its my favorite.
Bust out the whiteboard!
"wait who's ansem again?" "okay so when a xehanort and a possessed terra hate each other veeeerrrry much they come together to create an amnesiac who splits in half. one half of that amnesiac is ansem seeker of darkness. hope this clears things up!" like gang im in hell here trying to explain this.
@@damianporter942 you’re going head first!! Very brave of you haha we also have the first two games up if he wants to get his feet wet 😂
Shit, well I guess I just won't be sleeping tonight. Fingers crossed that Colton can't stop himself from looking at Ari's camera. Bless my soul, we're back.
I think we all know what’s about to happen to Aris camera 😂
When this video dropped I was like 56:36 lmao Love the series it was definitely worth the wait, keep up the great work guys !
We see you AND Goofy have made it back to us! Haha
@@couchkidspodcast Goof had to make a pit stop at Minnie’s before everyone met back up, it was all a ploy
Amazing video. Me, my friend (who loves KH) and my partner (who's never played KH) watched it last night and did a drink every time you guys took a drink. Had an absolute blast, laughed our asses off. I bought my partner the 1.5+2.5 remix and he's gonna play it.
@@yumehophype5005 oh my god! That’s so kind thank you so much!!
Kingdom hearts, lead me into everlasting drunkness
@@nicholasmedina907 makes more sense now
I wish Xemnas held a cat or dog in his lap the way Colton does.
@@joshuasinferno9443 caxt or doxg? Workshopping it here
Cat for Xemnas. Dog for "ANSEM"
"dont look at my camera" is the bit that keeps on bitting. so funny so fresh so always appreciated (not appreciated by ari)
@@damianporter942 We think he secretly loves it. Deep down. Like way down.
Fun fact btw: Pence is wearing a jersey which is actually a reference to another Square Enix(at the time Squaresoft property) titled “The Bouncer”. It is a goated ps2 game that is fun beat em up style game. 10/10 would recommend.
@@sire176_5 we’ll have to check it out!! 👀
The Kingdom Beer's Saga is on a roll rn
@@absolutefool9577 and we don’t plan on stopping until they’re all done!
at 17:28 I'm imagining Riku saying " I'm sopping wet (sweaty), this is what happens to me" to Diz lol
@@danf.8228 it’s canon now
Quality stuff as always 😂 My wife was a bit bummed Ari was falling asleep so much though. It’s fun when we’re all having fun together!
@@ARONandCo we’ll start earlier next time 😅
What a brilliant idea for a series. I can't believe this hasn't been done before! The three of you also have impeccable chemistry and comedic timing. Looking forward to seeing how Ari reacts to DDD! 😂
@@LeifUnni2 thank you so much - that means a lot
So glad I found these just as I started KH2 please make the rest of the series in drunk history style 😭
@@5gumluv we definitely will! Keep checking back - we appreciate it!!
yo im so stoked for Days commentary, still have my copy it was really the most frustrating DS game i played as a kid.
@@shisoroba SO frustrating!
12:35 History says they were roommates, and the best of friends. Tumblr said something very different.
😳
5:42 8:43 HAHAHAHA!!! HE JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 in like a MILISECOND. He had the most normal face, smirked and just let out the most insane laugh.
I LOVE THIS, I IMMEDIATLY FEEL BETTER!!!! :D
Colton’s new laugh heals all apparently 😂
@@couchkidspodcast Seriously my brain is being massaged every time I hear it.
I'm not drunk, but I'm glad that I stumbled onto this series
@@bbocel89 we are too!
We're still in the tutorial *fucking dies* lmfao
@@rhyldrin2478 we warned him!!
This is one of greatest pieces of KH content ever made and out on TH-cam.
43:44 BRO I CAN'T!! GENIUS
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop it was in front of us the whole time!
@@couchkidspodcast Pluto has been laying chess pieces for 2 decades.
He is always located in key moments.
He only acts like a dog. I mean how can a Goofy be a sentient dog but Pluto isnt?
Pluto has Grand Designs.
Every time Colton turns to the camera behind him, I lose my fucking shit! 😂😂 And the cackling! 💀💀💀 And poor Ari getting more and more tired! Not to mention that confused lil dog! The editing is flawless! I am so glad I found this channel!
@@kukochan we are too!! We appreciate the support
Yall should have way more subs and likes lol this is gold
@@jaredpetri7783 thank you so much for the kind words 🥹
Everything about this is perfect
Thank you for that! 🙌
"Hello, Sora. I't me, Kairi."
@@linusignatius verbatim
I binged the other drunk histories and now i gotta wait for the next 😭 these are so funny
@@carbohydrates3557 you are brave! 🫡 but we appreciate it greatly
I haven't even made a chip in the watch time and already I love the accurate Nobodifiction animation/editing
@@giboi03 thank you so much! We love adding the little details in for people to catch
What an absolute delight. Between the spot on recap, the interjections, and the voices yall have truly made smth special. Cant wait for the next!
@@ReturnedToSenderRTS the voices are my favorite 🙏 we appreciate it
Y E S!!!!!
I’m travelling home, and completely forgot you guys posted this!
I was at a Scottish wedding, so have been rather drunk myself, but il watch you guys enjoy some drinks and talk about one of the best games ever 😂❤
@@aterriblesliceoftoast safe travels 🍻
Im here for the Yen Sid Slander well deserved
@@grandelder77b.65 we’re just getting started too
I can't wait for Dream Drop Distance 😂@@couchkidspodcast
@@mortalballgt52 **cracks knuckles**
@@couchkidspodcast ohhh I felt that!
I’ve never left a non-argumentative comment in my life till now.
But this is peak entertainment and deserves more attention.
@@destinedfornormality we are honored! Feel free to argue with us any time though 😂
Hey! They made gummi ship stuff better across the board, idc if those lil fuzzy fuccs are yelling at me, it's fun now lmao
they are definitely more incorporated to the story i will admit
Had a shitty day at work today (one word, RETAIL) and I'm so ready to sit down and just laugh
Thanks for joining us ❤
Let's give Yen Sid some slack, most of the Nobodies were kept in the dark about the whole "we'll naturally grow new hearts" thing. And considering the lack of Heartless attacks 12 in-universe years ago, it's not like there were a lot of Nobodies beforehand to gain this knowledge.
@@JosephHeiskell our real bone to pick will come during DDD
I'm only 13 minutes into the video and I already love this amount of effort you guys clearly put into it. Keep it up, it's great!
@@kyleshank3411 thank you so much!!
Ok, I'm gonna have to be brutally honest with you guys. This vid, is fucking amazing and you all killed it!! Yall are hilarious and the editing was fantastic all around, the pixel art was once again super cool, also glad you guys paced yourselves this time!
@@superanxiety261 you had us worried in the first half not gonna lie
Aww man, this was so incredible! Thank you for handing us such a meal!
@@Lukeormaybenath 👨🍳
This is the most incredible thing I’ve watched on this app 🤣😭😭😭
@@springbreak2021 that is too kind - thank you!!
i’ve always thought it was “358 days over 2 people” the 2 people being Roxas and (spoiler name) but i honestly don’t know lol
@@lycanfire7203 oooohh!! I love that better