The Posh Breakdown of the Gorilla Who Refers To Himself as an Ass

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2024
  • NOW WITH SUBTITLES!
    Here's a tribute to MrTennek's posh videos in the form of a special rendition of the DK Rap.
    Credit goes to MrTennek himself for not only the concept, but sharing his stock noise library on his blog.
    If perchance the viewer enjoyed this fit of stretching song lyrics from a form of sport executed by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen to uncomfortably sizeable proportions, then perhaps they would be so kind as to donate to the creator of this video using a platform misspelled after a hot beverage made from the extract of roasted ground seeds of a tropical shrub! ko-fi.com/geib...

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  • @Glockenspheal
    @Glockenspheal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    [ ] Attractiveness and charm
    [ ] An overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements
    [X] A highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium.

    • @jamesalexander5559
      @jamesalexander5559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lanky KongVEVO He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face. That's what he is saying.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How does one say "fucking disgrace" in posh?

    • @insertoriginalnamehere2991
      @insertoriginalnamehere2991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The act of causing sperm to enter an egg, which will ultimately grow to become a member of the species originating in Africa and now living throughout the entire collection of individual atoms which have over time pulled themselves together via gravity and formed a very large sphere, and also release pleasing hormones in individuals participating in the act, the aforementioned description being used in this case to emphasize the words which are about to be communicated next, one who has committed some act or stated some communication to make one be viewed unfavorably, extending to those related closely to them, by the species originating in Africa and now living throughout the entire collection of individual atoms which have over time pulled themselves together via gravity and formed a very large sphere.
      A rough translation.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Insert Original Name Here okay thanks.

    • @tinystalker1821
      @tinystalker1821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me in a nutshell

  • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
    @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    >"One hell of a guy" becomes "His satanic nature"
    gg verbose meme

    • @Poyostar
      @Poyostar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chunky Kong is an Atheist? maybe THAT is why He Died...

    • @MaladyKayjo
      @MaladyKayjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Poyostar atheist =/= satanist

    • @painedfetus8210
      @painedfetus8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is it. timestamp please!

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@painedfetus8210 9:37

    • @painedfetus8210
      @painedfetus8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dinoman972 thanks!

  • @DJ_CULLEN
    @DJ_CULLEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    When you gotta hit that word count on your English paper.

  • @gatotsu2501
    @gatotsu2501 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    The sound effects elevate this from dumb to brilliant

    • @godwin972
      @godwin972 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Project Two Five Zero One Agreed.

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      To me, it's already brilliant enough, but those sound effects add in the morning vibes.

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s Jojo for you

    • @dariendude17
      @dariendude17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1:29 'Nuff said.

    • @HannahBanina
      @HannahBanina ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the “pop”s when the Zingers despawn.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The first draft of the DK Rap.
    The british had problems trimming the fat.

  • @operationmeh
    @operationmeh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position,

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      +The Guy and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of
      presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this
      screen.

    • @operationmeh
      @operationmeh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +eggchjf Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause.The Guy

    • @JaxHahn
      @JaxHahn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

    • @CH3rry50da
      @CH3rry50da 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotion that comes with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

  • @RayanfhoulaBR
    @RayanfhoulaBR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Every "D.K." and "huh" was physically painful every time.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive, and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive.

    • @imfsresidentotaku9699
      @imfsresidentotaku9699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then everything must be "physically painful" to you.

    • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
      @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was annoying at first, and then like midway through became liek the most catchy part lol

    • @unskilledgamer3642
      @unskilledgamer3642 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotion that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelieve, anger, or interest!

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aionicthunder
      The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass

  • @LEtheCreator
    @LEtheCreator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance!

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wrestling Intro.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me at people who like modern pop music

    • @SputnikKaiser
      @SputnikKaiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      me when toby fucks the mario paint midi just right

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 ปีที่แล้ว

      just like me fr

  • @F1areon
    @F1areon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    >"Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it"
    >Sure to expand it
    >expand it
    >expand

    • @ultr4tr1ps
      @ultr4tr1ps 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      such expand
      muck schlong
      wow

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SHORELY YU JESTIN
      amaze

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kenetickups6146 >telling someone to kill themselves over a doge meme
      >spells thou as "though"
      Pardon my intrusion into this conversation that had already reached a conclusion some one thousand and ninety-five days ago, good sir, but it would appear to be necessary to thoroughly demonstrate to the world - including yourself, should you desire to see - that you, at the precise moment in time of typing that comment, have given the general populace of this interconnected virtualized network (that we are accessing through a number of electronic devices) the perception that you are of a certain group of people that of which are known and labelled for being afflicted with any of a range of neurodevelopmental disorders that impede cognitive functions including but not limited to the ability to process thought and any information that of which is obtained through the five main senses of the human body. Specifically speaking, yours is of an extremely severe type of mental impairment, one that is characterized by - among a plethora of other things - an Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.) value below the numerical value of 70, found from rigorous tests of mental capacity. In your position, the most intelligent thing you should hopefully be capable of doing is disconnecting your electronic device from any means of access to this interconnected network, and taking extreme caution after said task is performed to ensure that you do not reconnect to this same network at any point in time from this moment forward, as it would be a shame if you were to reply to my statement and prove my conjectures correct to an even greater degree than previously demonstrated here.
      Additionally, it should be noted that if you were attempting to make a statement of extreme verbosity, it is evident to the world that you did not exert enough effort into making your statement truly verbose; your attempts appear amateurish at best, and I find it difficult to feel any form of pity for your unfortunate existence, as you are an individual who would be defined as being excessively normal, plain, and basic to his peers.

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      COLONIZE ON SIGHT

    • @seldomstudios6351
      @seldomstudios6351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xpand

  • @ATSF854
    @ATSF854 8 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive

    • @helloiamenergyman
      @helloiamenergyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      dk

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass is present within the facility of this place of business

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helloiamenergyman
      Shameful rectum

    • @Zeni.1s
      @Zeni.1s 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The gorrila who refers to himself as an ass

  • @gustavopaz1645
    @gustavopaz1645 10 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    This humble member of the TH-cam community wants to announce publicly via this written sentence that he has contributed a vote of approval to this audiovisual production.

    • @lilag8850
      @lilag8850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I, another user and contributor of content to the largest video-sharing website on the internet, most commonly known as TH-cam, shall voice my honest opinion regarding this other TH-cam users commentary on the video post "The posh breakdown of a gorilla who refers to himself as an ass." This opinion I share with this commentary is of great agreement, so much so that I would say that it's relevance to the video post at hand and also my own opinion, is worthy of receiving the basic award commonly given to other TH-cam comments for being humourous or highly agreeable, known as a like. I would like to congratulate you for creating such a wonderful commentary on this video post beyond a simple like, and shall voice my dearest opinion to you in word format:
      "haha that's pretty funny."

    • @BananaRoyalty1992
      @BananaRoyalty1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my personal opinion on the gratitude of you two certain users and contributors pleases me and I, fortunately, shall show approval from thyself

    • @isaiah7294
      @isaiah7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this humble and very refined user of the youtube visual and audio displaying service available on the internet would like to agree with you three fellow youtube users on this creation of audio and visual display made by a content creator geibuchan on how his work is very much creative and indeed envokes a sound of joy and happiness therefore invoking good emotions from user watching the audio and visual display.

    • @arcadejaguar409
      @arcadejaguar409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am ruining the replies.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@arcadejaguar409 I, another user of this video sharing website known as TH-cam, have expressed my dissatisfaction with your careless words that have disrupted the fine manor of which we all are typing sentences in. I have made this expression of dissatisfaction by bestowing onto your comment, a gesture in which the short, dexterous digit of the human hand is exempt from being flexed in a way that has the open hand become a fist, thus having it be the center of attention, and then rotate my wrist to have the remaining extended digit on my hand to be aimed towards the ground.

  • @23BoyDanny
    @23BoyDanny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "... He more than makes up with his shortcomings in his satanic nature" That have honestly just killed me right there lol

    • @cantthinkofbettername5065
      @cantthinkofbettername5065 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      23BoyDanny The creators of this motion picture associated with audio deprived thyself of life via expression or appearance of merriment or amusement nearer to the beginning of a particular time or period at which this form of moving picture associated with audio ceases to be stopped. The being in the second person as of this piece of written dialogue is resistant to pressure created by the vocal cords as a reaction to a piece of moving picture associated with audio entertainment so as to not be deprived of life until a particular time or period at which this form of moving picture associated with audio proceeds to once again be stopped.

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love how the TH-cam captions just keep stacking onto each other the longer a single sentence runs.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what's even funnier is that depending on the sentence length, the animation will change in speed accordingly to fit it
      this video is a masterpiece in parody, and needs to be immortalized

  • @mickyazulay1386
    @mickyazulay1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "If you know the words, you can join in too!"
    **Cracks knuckles**

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "This fine gentlemen has returned once more. However a good sum of people, such as me, share the opinion that he should have arrived a lot sooner"

  • @avojaifnot
    @avojaifnot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I'm going to start saying "You more than make up for your shortcomings in your satanic nature" in any situation where a friend is down in the dumps.

  • @JaxHahn
    @JaxHahn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

    • @jokeyvidsmediamash8338
      @jokeyvidsmediamash8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HUH!

    • @gubre2195
      @gubre2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what I’m gonna say whenever the teacher says I plagurized because I wrote stuff down in a more stuff than the usual

    • @Mizu2023
      @Mizu2023 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or the voiced dental plosive, and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive.

  • @Rhino-n-Chips
    @Rhino-n-Chips 10 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet" killed me every goddamn time.

  • @disarmingvoice462
    @disarmingvoice462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This sounds like an old timey butler who time traveled to the future and back trying to explain to his young master what Donkey Kong is

  • @oOreo.06
    @oOreo.06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss

    • @wut939
      @wut939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its not that he was scared, he literally couldn't, it was physically impossible

  • @Aethereality
    @Aethereality 8 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "A popular genre of music of African - American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a pre-recorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one."

    • @toamatoro570
      @toamatoro570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rap was invented by a white person actually.

    • @FeralHydra75
      @FeralHydra75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      source?

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rapping, also referred to as MCing or emceeing, is a vocal style in which the artist speaks lyrically and rhythmically, in rhyme and verse, generally to an instrumental or synthesized beat. Beats, almost always in 4/4 time signature, can be created by sampling and/or sequencing portions of other songs by a producer. They also incorporate synthesizers, drum machines, and live bands. Rappers may write, memorize, or improvise their lyrics and perform their works a cappella or to a beat. Hip hop music predates the introduction of rapping into hip hop culture, and rap vocals are absent from many hip hop tracks, such as "Hip Hop, Be Bop (Don't Stop)" by Man Parrish; "Chinese Arithmetic" by Eric B. & Rakim; "Al-Naafiysh (The Soul)" and "We're Rocking the Planet" by Hashim; and "Destination Earth" by Newcleus. However, the majority of the genre has been accompanied by rap vocals, such as the Sci-fi influenced electro hip hop group Warp 9. Female rappers appeared on the scene in the late 1970s and early 69s, including Bronx artist MC Sha Rock, member of the Funky Four Plus One, credited with being the first female MC and The Sequence, a hip hop trio signed to Sugar Hill Records, the first all female group to release a rap record, Funk You Up.

  • @Nojical
    @Nojical 10 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Now to get Grant Kirkhope to sing this

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** A chance...

    • @lopson8683
      @lopson8683 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Put your hands together... And up your ass...

    • @ShiitakeWarrior
      @ShiitakeWarrior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol, Guest Grumps reference. 😋

    • @butthoumust8439
      @butthoumust8439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think I have an answer for your prayers here: th-cam.com/video/RDRCz7inRMg/w-d-xo.html

    • @powerONdelta
      @powerONdelta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god yes

  • @NotBamOrBing
    @NotBamOrBing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I lost it at "his Satanic nature"

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hes one hell of a guy

  • @RESHANES
    @RESHANES 10 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    THIS DOCUMENTARY IS SO FUCKING FEATURE LENGTH THAT IT TOOK AT LEAST 100 EXPANSION PAKS TO RENDER THIS VIDEO.

    • @SankaJonesCreations
      @SankaJonesCreations 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not to mention 64 showerings of coconut creme pies.

  • @pingasluigi25
    @pingasluigi25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I hope they use this version of the song in Smash Bros.

    • @HopMaybeDoesStuff
      @HopMaybeDoesStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Next time I have a get together with my friends I’m totally playing this during a serious smash battle

    • @904funny
      @904funny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mod it into the game

    • @kirbyofthestarsfan
      @kirbyofthestarsfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The irony that this was written before the DK Rap got butchered in Smash Wii U onwards 😔

  • @Killanator5
    @Killanator5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Donkey Kong 64 - A Documentary Series

    • @SankaJonesCreations
      @SankaJonesCreations 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Gorilla Who Refers To Himself as an Ass: The Integer of the Modern Numerical System Following Five and Preceding Seven and the Integer of the Modern Numerical System Following Three and Preceding Five: A Collection of Informational Motion Pictures Usually Centered Around a Specific Theme Intended To Provide Education For the Viewers Observing

    • @pixellord2370
      @pixellord2370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This should be voiced by Morgan Freeman

    • @mbh5796
      @mbh5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pixellord2370 or Stephen Fry

  • @chemistryguy
    @chemistryguy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Once you start watching, you can't stop.

    • @justocelott
      @justocelott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that I have to watch this at 12:42am now

    • @nqrtzy8765
      @nqrtzy8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LittlePotatoMan I’m watching this at like 2 am

    • @wut939
      @wut939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      your pfp makes me happy

  • @pf9878
    @pf9878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    help, my reccomended is a rabbit hole of DK rap edits

    • @Poyostar
      @Poyostar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

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    • @bonksoda1410
      @bonksoda1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poyostar And if it shoots ya, *it’s gonna hurt!*

    • @dimwitsmash
      @dimwitsmash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I require your list of which this social media platform suggests to you

    • @jaydengetant3819
      @jaydengetant3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t you mean “I acquire assistances as my entertainment algorithm is an Oryctolagus cuniculus deep space underground of the fourth letter in the Latin alphabet and the eleventh letter in the Latin alphabet melodies and beats to form a type of song audio alterations intended for entertainment purposes”?

    • @novarender_
      @novarender_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't see why this is a problem

  • @ToffeeLime
    @ToffeeLime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    This video gave me great insight on how the english language works.

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @firelordmarklin6166
      @firelordmarklin6166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agreed

    • @fluffy7636
      @fluffy7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indubidively, I truly was enertained as well as educated

    • @robinsordahl8947
      @robinsordahl8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s a bardcore version of the dk rap available with Medeival Dialect

  • @n00bplayer72
    @n00bplayer72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Viewing this digital motion picture has subjected this specific member of the audience to experience sensations of delirium and ecstasy in such an intensity so as to throw them upon the base surface of their residence, typically paved with strips of treated wood or textiles, while involuntarily maneuvering their body in a circular motion parallel to said base surface and suffering from involuntary, audible contractions of the muscular diaphragm separating the abdominal and thoracic cavities, typically regarded as an expression of joy and mirth.

    • @DW4Ever91
      @DW4Ever91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      to Put it Bluntly, ROFL!

    • @Moowe291
      @Moowe291 ปีที่แล้ว

      An action or display that other humans would give the title to describe as, an ass.

  • @SeasicTaters
    @SeasicTaters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his Satanic nature"
    Oh.

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes one hell of a guy

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    11:18 For a reoccurring occasion resembling one I have experienced in the past, on this particular cycle of which the earth completes a full revolution about its axis, I feel an especially large amount of homosexual feelings, however during every situation referring to the past, present or future, I inevitably perish.

    • @protol5683
      @protol5683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      TJ / Henry Yoshi The action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet is the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet, you are unable to claim the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet is simply half of the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet.

    • @alexdoll4258
      @alexdoll4258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TJ / Henry Yoshi You can't just have half homosexual feelings,or you have or you don't

    • @thesandvitchman1234
      @thesandvitchman1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TJ / Henry Yoshi one can not simply press the button know as an "a" by ÷2, simply put, an "a" button is simply only that of an "a" button

    • @PBody54M
      @PBody54M 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      11:21 A series of instrumental sounds combined in such a manner as to utilize strong dissonance to produce a harsh feeling of unpleasantness, with the intended goal of informing the astute person who listens, especially someone who does so in an attentive manner, that this character who resembles a young male member of the Homo sapiens species with the specialized paired appendages that enable some animals to fly, in particular a colorless avian, who refers to himself by the name of A Large Hole In The Ground, has met with a terrible fate in which he refers to himself in the first person while declaring that he is currently in the state of having completed or ended an action or activity, with the contextual implication that this action or activity is his previous state of condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Rather notably, the first four instances within the aforementioned series of instrumental sounds have been significantly altered by means of raising their quantity or power of sound to such an exaggerated degree that their audible quality is heavily distorted, so as to induce a level of defilement, comparable to the improper engagement of sexual activities without the explicit consent of both parties, in the organs of hearing and balance in the unfortunate person who is listening in an attentive manner.

    • @IEataTheSoup
      @IEataTheSoup 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This...thus is bootyful

  • @cheesebatto
    @cheesebatto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The sound effects bring this all together.
    Also "he more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature."

  • @MuuToo
    @MuuToo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:57
    "This simian is in possession of a weapon *loads gun* capable of launching round seeds originating from a tropical palm that can consist of a hard shell with edible white flesh"

  • @Squishyy123
    @Squishyy123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    your commitment to the joke is top tier

  • @TheMovieDoctorful
    @TheMovieDoctorful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This works beautifully as ASMR.

    • @Geibuchan
      @Geibuchan  8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Oh, well when you put it that way beware the ending. That's the last thing I'd want from an ASMR video.

    • @TheVicarstownSentinel
      @TheVicarstownSentinel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Geibuchan I was gonna upvote but the count is at 69
      nice
      (nobody touch it!)

  • @crisphate95
    @crisphate95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I will release upon your body a flurry of pastries which main ingredients consist of the fruit with a hard exterior shell and white flesh that grows from tropical palms.

    • @MrRogerogerio
      @MrRogerogerio หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"

  • @TheCartoonGamer8000
    @TheCartoonGamer8000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I didn't expect to be laughing so hard to the point of crying by the end of this video.

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    the fucking sound effects

  • @Luna-Lux
    @Luna-Lux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    JESUS THAT ENDING FUCK DONT DO THAT TO ME

    • @Geibuchan
      @Geibuchan  8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Luna Iux th-cam.com/video/U7oXuFwvCq4/w-d-xo.html

    • @pirateadventure895
      @pirateadventure895 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the ending now that you said it I'm scared

    • @ultr4tr1ps
      @ultr4tr1ps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      >that link
      excuse me

    • @Zodiacman16
      @Zodiacman16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In case you haven't watched it, it's not a jumpscare. It's just classic Geibuchan ear rape.

    • @helfire14
      @helfire14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AGAIN TODAY I'M REALLLY GAY I ALWAYS DIE

  • @ShadowShrinkee
    @ShadowShrinkee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Now I'd like to see how Mojo Jojo would interpret this...

    • @godwin972
      @godwin972 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ShadowShrinkee I don't really know anymore.

    • @solarflare9078
      @solarflare9078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If somebody actually does that in this reply thread, and well done too, I will- Well, I DUNNO HOW I CAN REPAY HIM FOR DOING THAT TASK. (Doing all the typing of just the "lyrics" itself is already too long.) However, if he/she makes a video about it, I'll make sure it gets popular.....

  • @Wesker0o0o0
    @Wesker0o0o0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Evertime the letter "D" comes up the transcript goes nuts...

  • @Chaofanatic
    @Chaofanatic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Eleven and a half minutes of pure comedy gold.

  • @evil_yami
    @evil_yami 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "one hell of a guy"
    "...and his satanic nature"
    pls

  • @coffeduck9014
    @coffeduck9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:53 "Despite being quite mentally insane"
    Made me laugh so hard

  • @FroggywithFries
    @FroggywithFries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Can I submit this for finals?

  • @M0D776
    @M0D776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Why did I get this in my recommendations in 2019?
    *I should have gotten this earlier*

  • @Astral_Ocelot
    @Astral_Ocelot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive followed by the eleventh letter of the aforementioned alphabet representing the voiceless velar plosive."
    FUCKING DONE
    SIDES HAVE TAKEN OFF

  • @SoniTailz
    @SoniTailz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Alternate Title - "Expand Verbose"

    • @Pinupopinion
      @Pinupopinion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A word to describe the enlargement of an item to a size that is larger than which it was previously which in the context of this phrasing means the arousal of the male genitalia known as the penis, cock or dick to those uninformed of terms deemed higher on a graph of grace or complexity. An uncommonly used label that of which defines text as being too long, or a needlessly expanded version required for the current situation at hand. When these two words combine, they create a phrase that is not only a derivative of a joke that pertains to an image of an iconic gorilla who's name has been established as Donkey Kong using a facial expression that seems to indicate the qualifications for the state of arousal have been met within his body, but in addition to it's aforementioned status the phrase also qualifies as wordplay because of the very nature of the popular internet born joke that makes existing text too long for the current situation and as a result creates the wordplay that could mean more than just a label, but also to extend one's knowledge of the language of origin that traces back to a previous monarchy called England.

    • @BonziBUDDY
      @BonziBUDDY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Princess Luna You had me at expand

    • @expanddong8917
      @expanddong8917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Princess Luna You called?

    • @pepsigotdanghare
      @pepsigotdanghare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE VERBOSITY HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Kasai Underrated comment is massively underrated.

  • @jenniferanderson2222
    @jenniferanderson2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "It shall definitely not be a regrettable decision"
    Me asking for anything

  • @cesarjimenezanimator
    @cesarjimenezanimator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wow... this has got to be the MOST-DETAILED, MOST-PROFFESIONAL rap song I have EVER heard!

  • @asdatescosains700
    @asdatescosains700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    In, at, or to this place or position.

    • @asdatescosains700
      @asdatescosains700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of performing a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succesion in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause.

  • @101steven3
    @101steven3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When the exam question has a ''use your own words'' question

  • @SPACEPIGKING
    @SPACEPIGKING 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the length is an entire episode of spongebob

  • @HalfBlindProductions
    @HalfBlindProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I know watching this in a library was a bad idea

  • @spicasusl3
    @spicasusl3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "gentlemen"
    tiny kong: am i a joke to you

  • @4eedomNation
    @4eedomNation 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "e-e-e-edible seeds" killed me

  • @HawkBreland
    @HawkBreland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:37
    "He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature"
    LMFAO

  • @UnmaskedPyro
    @UnmaskedPyro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You cannot--fucking CANNOT--get any better than this.
    This made my week; Possibly my month, too.

  • @filteredtea3010
    @filteredtea3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He totally intends to unleash destruction upon your wellbeing."

  • @mikec1236
    @mikec1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The Gorilla who refers to himself as an ass"
    Gold.

  • @clockworkofthestars
    @clockworkofthestars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Nobody:
    Me trying to sound intelligent:

    • @RealNikTrustMe
      @RealNikTrustMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me trying to get to 1000 words in my essay:

  • @Srendrew8
    @Srendrew8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *THE UNGRACIOUS PRIMATE*

  • @andrawthecantdraw5045
    @andrawthecantdraw5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Video: only preforms this feat when appsolutley requires to do so
    Actual gameplay: DOES THE FEAT 24/7

  • @reject_degeneracy9221
    @reject_degeneracy9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me showing my class a meme:
    My philosophy teacher:

  • @MagcargoMan
    @MagcargoMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This particular captured footage with recorded dialogue uploaded onto a video file sharing internet page brings up feelings of joy and amusement in this user of the video file sharing site that goes by the title of "Male Human That Is a Terrestrial Pulmonate Gastropod Mollusc Composed of Molten Rock."

  • @charposting
    @charposting 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have learned more in this 11 minute video then school will ever be able to teach me

  • @JohnnyQDP
    @JohnnyQDP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like I’m watching a BBC documentary

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the added in sound effects to go with the insane slow motion. XD

  • @peanutbuttercracker1
    @peanutbuttercracker1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I never thought I'd see it... But the internet never ceases to amaze me...
    "He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature!"

  • @four_corner_days
    @four_corner_days 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature

  • @dorko4u
    @dorko4u 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Beautiful. This rendition of the DK Rap has moved me. I love the various sounds used for the characters' movements and shenanigans! It really adds to it. A+!

  • @mayosanta
    @mayosanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've never been more hurt by a TH-cam video." -My friend watching this.

  • @97MiloProductions
    @97MiloProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ENDING
    I'M FUCKING CRYING HOLY SHIT
    ALSO MY EARS ARE DEAD

  • @superspyro3000
    @superspyro3000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was trying to contain my laughter, but I gave up and puked a lung when it got to the coconut gun bit

  • @PurpleWind64
    @PurpleWind64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is freakin' beautiful. A work of art!

  • @charlespenland1186
    @charlespenland1186 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    There is no style here
    There is no grace here
    You have a funny face

    • @alexk8792
      @alexk8792 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Calvin Infinity How about this one;
      There is a lack of style in the vicinity
      There is also a lack of grace in the vicinity
      You, good sir, have a most unusual face

    • @Feltzer342
      @Feltzer342 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Kenderian You can use your appendages to be able to stand upside down utilizing the aforementioned appendages for support,
      and you can stretch your arms out at lengths that would be normally impossible for the average human at one's request.
      You, good sir, can also pump air into your own body like an inflatable rubber sack used at children's birthday parties.

    • @RadiantMantra
      @RadiantMantra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calvin Infinity :(

  • @vukovichmike
    @vukovichmike 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dare I say, this musical composition is highly reminiscent of the scene of the animated film directed by Sir Hideaki Anno in 1997 in which the juvenile female of 14 years of age hailing from a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe awakens from her traumatic slumber in order to control the large biomechanical construct surrounding her to cripple and mutilate fellow biomechanical constructs sent by a secret cabal to destroy her.

  • @meleecloud
    @meleecloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the dramatic music REALLY helps express the thought that they are all going through a mental hell rn

  • @proto333
    @proto333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Category: Nonprofits and Activism"

  • @windows95ism
    @windows95ism 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned primates as well as an overall since of elegance in his refinements and movements.

  • @Capt_Piddles
    @Capt_Piddles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He more than makes for it in his Satanic nature"
    CHUNKY NO!!!!!!

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CHUNKY *YES!!!!!!*

  • @kmparado
    @kmparado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These were 11 and a half minutes of my life… that I couldn’t have spent better

  • @superhaystack606
    @superhaystack606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This orangutan appears to lack class and the manners of a civilized creature.
    They appear to also not have the ability to move in a visually pleasing manner.
    However, this Kong (the family of primates we are currently discussing) has a face of which can cause laughter and entertainment.

  • @Formlr94
    @Formlr94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How people write essays when they gotta reach a certain word count

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This forced the corners of my lips to rise in an approving fashion

  • @ImPallasAthena
    @ImPallasAthena ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i have vivid memories of nearly pissing myself in class during highschool because of this video. thank you, this is a true work of genius

  • @VigilanteLulu
    @VigilanteLulu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I noticed a startling lack of Azumanga (your signature ingredient) in your last video and this one, but that's beside the point!
    What if all awesome theme songs were sung in a posh, upper-class manner like that? The MLP FIM theme, for instance:
    One's very small in proportion, equine creatures!
    One's very small in proportion, equine creatures!
    Sound you inflict when you breathe!
    Very well done, good sir! :)

    • @Geibuchan
      @Geibuchan  10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rest assured there'll be plenty more Ozzy-Mangoes soon, hehe!
      Also, I think there was already a posh MLP theme that went "The small hoofed mammal that is property to myself", but I can't seem to find it.

    • @gumbo5285
      @gumbo5285 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geibuchan Awww, I like Azumanga Daioh :(

    • @Geibuchan
      @Geibuchan  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what? No, I just said you'll be seeing more Azumanga poops from me soon. I'd never give up that.

    • @gumbo5285
      @gumbo5285 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, sorry. Yay!

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geibuchan I think the MLP one got removed. I haven't been able to find it, either.

  • @chairmanwario
    @chairmanwario 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest*

  • @expomarker5099
    @expomarker5099 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just wanted an entire nature documentary

  • @PhilipJFryII
    @PhilipJFryII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This gem never stops shining, such high class, its elegant voice over. What a great video.

  • @AnonyMorshu
    @AnonyMorshu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The transcript link seems to be dead. Do you still have it?
    Additionally, the Auto-Generated Subtitles seem to be pretty accurate, apart from "This place opposition".

  • @HighfireGuys2
    @HighfireGuys2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The entertainment device with animations that are made out of pixels was quite delightful

  • @MasterDisaster64
    @MasterDisaster64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature."

  • @ghoulbuster1
    @ghoulbuster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The kremling screaming like a cultist was the singular expression of comedy that gave the greatest amount of stimulation to my personal understanding of hilarious temporal coincidence of what's normally qualified as a funny action.

  • @JoroJojoro
    @JoroJojoro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE MASCULINE THIRD PERSON SINGULAR.

  • @xxProjectJxx
    @xxProjectJxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this in slow mo makes it real obvious how funny they thought Chunky Kong would be.

  • @ChristianMcNally-n2y
    @ChristianMcNally-n2y หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro really freaked me out when he said "Music of African American Origin" when the word 'monkey' was on the screen.... Then I realized he was talking about rap....

  • @GabeV12
    @GabeV12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So it seems the Voice Inside Your Head DID have some meme experience before he rebooted SiIvaGunner's channel.

    • @magik4353
      @magik4353 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LORE conspiracy theory time: Geibuchan is The Voice and wants to get rid of all those anime characters so Azumanga Daioh is the only one left and Kagura (or a smol equivalent) becomes the face of high quality rips.

    • @Geibuchan
      @Geibuchan  7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm actually considering submitting something for the channel that pertains to a project I'm still doing, hehe.
      Never done it before but I wonder if it'll catch on!

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean The Mexican Ass Inside 'Yo Ass.

  • @Bizmolex
    @Bizmolex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This might be the smartest thing I’ve heard in my whole life