i used adobe enhance speech everytime a new character talks and it turned into another language. this went through the enhancement process 31 times. 3/8/23
this might be my most popular thing and offucking course it’s ai-art adjacent , how ironic. anyways . i’m an experimental artist at heart , i make noise and glitchy stuff , and i love visually syncing stuff with audio . this account is my alt where i dump whatever , but you can subscribe i don’t care. if you want to see my actual stuff go over to youtube.com/@def-sa . thanks
I would say it is a short bus ride from AI-adjacent. Deep-fry and (especially) Glitchcore have been around for a while, and procgen is certainly not AI/ML. I would say you are safe. :3
Throughout the scene, Chalmers and Skinner gradually ascend into celestial beings, both their physical appearance and spoken language becoming more and more incomprehensible to us mere mortals.
[Chalmers] Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. [Skinner] Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. [Chalmers] Eh… [AI] Hepernshed ooee… Hopper. [Skinner] Gullet! Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? He he ho ho ho hu… Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [AI] c'mon… [Chalmers] Uh- [AI] Demma demma tehanne Skinijkner play this crazy explanations The Superintend was gonna need his nerdication Here's Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be crubble in down to might [Chalmers] Seymo… [Skinner] Wooperintendent, I was just… Uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me? [Chalmers] When is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? [Skinner] Uh, ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. -m, steamed claim! [AI] Ay. [Skinner] Foom! [AI] Foomp feh, the forum picket. [Skinner] Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-wuttering Haimburgers. [Chalmers] I thought we were having steamed clam. [Skinner] Ooh no, I said "theamed Haim". That's what I call hamburgers. [Chalmers] You call hamburger "steamed ham"? [Skinner] ES. It's an inventional dialect. [Chalmers] Uh huh. Eh, what region? [Skinner] Uuupstate New York? [Chalmers] Ÿeally? I'm from Utica and I do have heard anyone eat and phrase steamed ham. [Skinner] Oh, not a newt again, no, it's an Albany Express. [Chalmers] Heinie. Nn this hanburgers are quite similar to the one they have at Nnssy Burger. [Skinner] H h ho ho ho no! Mbatented Skin burgers! Famlncipe! [Chalmers] For steamed ham. [Skinner] Yet. [Chalmers] Yeah, and you're calling thing "ham" despite the vect they are obvious to grill. [Skinner] Tepig… Nothingwe. Heen thing Ike… Cues me one sec, eh. [Chalmers] Of gourse. [Skinner] Unchenile! Wasn't that wonderfunical? Gumson by the Wiker. [Chalmers] Hmms, I couldn't be- Gweehawood, look it's hafafa inger! [Skinner] Aurero Uyant? [Chalmers] Uh- Aurero Uryanov? At these time and year, at _n_ time and day, at _n_ part of a country, mmcalized permanently with your ruined tissue? [Skinner] Hmm yup. [Chalmers] Maybe. [Skinner] Node. [Agnes Skinner] Neeum, the ha er ee on emmut! [Skinner] Então, Fidget McKinley. [Chalmers] Lehingmore, you're full off in dove ink, or am I sitting? You're hitting in the mirror. [Agnes Skinner] Merde, Nattern Mar. Letter guarding it, wait on a minute.
The theme song sounds like it's being quietly sung by someone who isn't fully confident about getting the words right and hitting all the notes, maybe alone in a room and hoping not to get heard at all.
I like how it turned from sounding like a guy doing a Steamed Hams impression, to Steamed Hams playing in the room next to you, to Steamed Hams but some words are reversed, to demented German, to stroke
1:10 is my favorite part of this video. It's so close to sounding like a crisper version of the original line, whilst feeling off in the most uncanny way.
Oh yeah people if you want to see similar stuff to this video, I think Vinny vinesauce did a stream on this funny Adobe enhance business so check that out
I don't know what to say . . . So instead here's a recipe for steamed hams: Step #1: Preheat your oven to 400F degrees and chuck the roast in. Leave it in for a while (the longer the better). Step #2: Pull out the burnt roast and place it aside. We won't be needing this. OPTIONAL: Stretch your calves on the windowsill for good measure. Step #3: Go to your nearest Krusty Burger and order 4 burgers and one large fry. Step #4: Serve on a silver platter. Enjoy :)
Lyrics: Chalmers: Well Seymour I made it despite your directions Skinner: Ah, Superintendant Chalmers welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon Chalmers: eh. Somebody: The french toilet. HAPPEN! Skinner: *gasps and becomes feral as he skitters to his oven on all fours* Skinner: OH EGADS! My roast is ruined! Skinner: But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?… Skinner: HEHEHEHoho. Delightfully devilish Seymour. Chalmers: AH- Choir: 🎵hammu hammu hOmmmmu Skinner plead his crazy explanations. The superinten-wut? Gonna need his medicatio-… hears skinner’s lame exaggerations there’ll be trouble in town tonight!🎵 Chalmers: SEEEEMOOoo- *voice cracks to oblivion* Skinner: Pooperintendant I was just- uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour? Skinner: uh, OOHH, that isn’t shmoke, it’s shteam. Shteam from the steamed clams we’re having. …mmm steamed clam! Chalmers: *experiences indigestion at the mere thought of a single steamed clam.* Skinner: *makes a noise typically made to summon demons from hell, and then also experiences indigestion.* Skinner: Superintendent I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers! Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clam. Skinner: No no I said teamed hame! That’s what I call hamburgers! Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed ham? Skinner: Yi-is, it’s her regional die licked. Chalmers: Uh huh. What region? Skinner: Uuuhhh, state new yook? Chalmers: Really? Well I’m from utiga and I’ve never heard any you can phrase steam ham. Skinner: oh not in oopica no it’s an Albany ex spray. Chalmers: Eye’n see. Chalmers: mmmm this hamburgers are quite shimilar to the one they have at MMMsty burger. Skinner: *spits out food* Oho, nommmpatented skidder burger! Fabil messipe! Chalmers: …for steamed hand? Skinner: yeah. Chalmers: yeah, are you call them seam ham despite the fay they are obviously grillt Skinner: …uh, baby… know the weh-… wing thing I-… cue me one take it. Chalmers: up cord. Skinner: UNGINE! On a one nun foodmacallit. You could’ve said vanilla I coop. Chalmers: ween said ba hair bit- QUEEN MY WOOD, look it’s earth at that un there! Skinner: aroora oorialu? Chalmers: Orallia really a lubbut!? At this time new year, at-… not nnday, a- pocky a country, *starts drowning*, Asia?! Skinner: *burps* Chalmers: may I keep it? Skinner: no- *burps* Agnes: EMU! *drowns as well* Skinner: oons num can share up my koolaid. Chalmers: I recommend you work in dusk dozen, or in my sublism, you ing ing oomara. Agnes: LOOK AT NATTER NAR! *drinks too much water* How did I do?
skin neyr with hes crasy expeditious the shipper intent is gonna meet his dedication heres skinners baby thats racist there’ll be bubble in town to mite “SEEMOo-“
What you did with the visual is the perfect manifestation of what you're doing with the audio. Everything that shouldn't be clear is clear,at the cost of what should be clear.
Transcript: “Well Seymour, I made it… despite your directions…” “Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!” “Eah…” _“the brunch… oh, wait… after…”_ *“GYUAHUAHUAH!?!?”* “Doughy gods! My roast is ruined!” “But what if… I were to purchased fast food n’ disguise it as my own cooking..?” “Heh heh ho ho ho… delightfully devilish, Seymour!” _“huh…”_ “GUH!?” *_“babubabudam”_* *“kinner with his crazy explanations, superintendwad’s gonna need his herdication, he hears skinner’s lame exaggerations their be doubling down do night”* *“SEEEEEMAH!?!?”* “Uberintendent, I was just… eh… stretching my gaps on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to joiney?” “Why is there smoe coming out of your oven Seymour?” “Uh… ooh! That is it’s smoke, is steam, team from the steamed blams we’re having! Mmm, steamed man!” _“ayy”_ *“Frooo!”* _“funka funk”_ _”rumpy dumpy”_ “Superindeadant, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hambers!” “I thought we were having steamed clams.” “Ooh, no, I said steamed HAM, that’s what I call hamgurgers.” “You call hamburger steamed ham?” “S, it’s a regional dialect.” “Ahh, whateegion?” “Uhh, dumpstate new yorg?” “Really? Ombdrum Utica and imbebberusaraise steamed ham.” “Oobabanoogibanoiten Albany eggspress” “I’m it.” “And this hamburgers despite similar to the ones they have at nifty burger.” “Ah ha ha ha, no, hambuginnerburber, bible recipe.” “For steamed hand?” “Yay.” “And you column teamed ham spite fact they’re obvious the grill.” “…I’m eatin…” “…no leeway…” “…I’m eating all of you…” “Amuse me, young bigot.” “Yoing.” *“I’M CHIIIIIIIILING, oh I woonchakaoombak!”* “I’m gonna kill you with the wiring.” “Yeems, I would be- YOOMBAWOOMBAKAOOCHAKAWAMBLER!?!?” “Aroryoomba.” “Orealiommivallis?” “At this dime a year?” “A boomwallyoom?” “Oomwalichunnary?” “Itappeniwamboomichar?” “Milliner.” “May I see it?” “…no.” “Meekum! Theyawallumiwookiamum!” “Mm, chum, inapplery.” “Well, i’m eager, you’ve just schizummed on my iponeeum, yet oombumeewar.” “Mikilliamor! Mother chlorine… I’m haveeori…”
0:29 Hehehehoho! 0:34 Emukrebehb-dehanggsks. And I'd know play this lazy exclamations. The superintend is gonna need his erdication... ... Here's Skinner's lane exaggerations There be troubly down tonight! SEEEMOOo-- 0:58 "Ahh... Ooh~ That isn't smoke..." said Skinner, seductively. 1:06 ...hey..... THROUGH! 1:10 Superintendent I hope you're read for out-waterhing hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clam? Uhhm nouhh, I said theemed hehmm. 1:18 Aaah, upstate nyew yowyk? 1:57 Uuihbwehb, (backwards) ... Shin Sekai... [And then as you follow the light, everything starts speaking Chinese]
I know its the joke, but this really feels like I'm slowly starting to not understand english anymore lol. I also love that it definately turns into some form of chinese at 2:06. 2:30 你个他们呢
The captions are amazing too. 0:06 Oh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable engine. 0:12 The branch after. 0:14 Did you know girl you God, I Rose still ruined! 0:28 Delightful ain't novelist, Seymour. 0:43 Maybe that's very spell big brother laying down and right. 0:50 And pretended I was just uh, describing the gabs on the windowsill. Isolated. 1:08 You did it. 1:11 Super dead and I will be ready for out watering hamburgers! 1:14 I thought we were having steamed the clam. 1:17 No! No, why is it being hanging. That's what I call Angry Birds. 1:21 You gotta hangers steamed. 1:29 Really? On TH-cam again I've never heard anyone even gray steam him. 1:35 Oh, nothing we didn't move into nobody, bro. 1:40 And the sending videos are boring feminine.
Captions : Well Seymour, I made it.... despite your directions. Ah, superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Yea. PREVEntually! After- YOUUUuva! Oh, e-gods! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? AH hohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ugh. Oomire. Ah- Habada habada hahm! Ni, skihhner, play shrazy eshlabatious! Superinpendant gonna need his medipatiom! Here skiddoms name bada raise gribblin down tonight! SEYMOOOOO- Superintendant! I was just stretching my calfs on the window SEAL. Isoproto ligmatize, join me? One minute, there's smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Woa, uhm, oooo! Shtat ishn't shmoke! It'sh shteam! Shteam from the steamed clamsh we're having! Hmmm, steamed claydum! Clayum. HUMMMMMMMee! Ploom ta, that no-oh key deep dada. Superintendant, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers! I... thought we were having thteamed clamth. No, no! I said steamed haymyin. Thyat's whyat I call hambyurgers. You call hamburger steam ham..? Yes, dribble dib bi dial. Na hah. We nup region? Uhh.. staypnoople? Really. One droo yibble ge da and I've never heard anyone raise steam ham. Oh, not a deadbull! Nobody her! Eyebit. Ein in hamburger quite shikil one ah keefy urger. Pa bo bo! Dad a keef urger! Bible rate a me! What are shteam hair? Bibbl. Yar, de bible ham the ham dad ovem mo? Oh. Uhm eevee. Bubble sigmer. I'm innn tick belly. Cuse me for one kekond. Mem blunger. Uhmtoooooooooooowalla! Mem jookle locka! Mem jookle lAIGHker. meme acklerlejer ALLOOLOO da-da-da moom?! Er... auroro boyoyum? A...Au rereal borualum?! At this tim um ye-r at thmin time mon mmm mmph mphh mhph technologic mmph a PABLE meeme? Uhm teejoy. Yum! May I keef? Ynyo. Me come! Ye how ilililum! Me, jum, how lilulah. I would reckon um boolumum. I would rhyme bilil. Er e uhm me booluluh. BLALALa oo madamn mar! What a garden! Ermmama bit.
Superintendent: why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: that's from the burnt toast were having! Mmmmmm! Burnt toast! *stroke ensues*
this might be my most popular thing and offucking course it’s ai-art adjacent , how ironic. anyways .
i’m an experimental artist at heart , i make noise and glitchy stuff , and i love visually syncing stuff with audio . this account is my alt where i dump whatever , but you can subscribe i don’t care. if you want to see my actual stuff go over to youtube.com/@def-sa . thanks
I would say it is a short bus ride from AI-adjacent. Deep-fry and (especially) Glitchcore have been around for a while, and procgen is certainly not AI/ML. I would say you are safe. :3
What audio processing did you use to destroy it like this? It's so unique
@@claussenmusic adobe enhance speech
The song sounds like a granny singin' it
Totally humble caring
Looks like the aurora borealis isn't restrained to the kitchen anymore.
Localised entirely within this TH-cam video?
@@HarryJSmith Yes
@@pumpkin_314 May I see it?
@@HarryJSmith No.
SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Their speech slowly turned into Dutch
I was expecting to be dissappointed, but yeah wow it does
I'm dutch, and I confirm
i like to imagine that dutch is just simply the most enhanced language on this planet
Larik Apija
"You know, steamed hams turned into hardcore Dutch language so slowly I didn't even notice."
1:26
"What region?"
"Uhh, *upstaynuwehwwhk?"*
"Really... Onjouwiblega and Eyve neuver herd anyone eur phrase steamed hams"
“Oh, Nmblobjgha… Albuneh Spruh”
I've been to Upstaynewehwwhk before. Marvellous place. It's arguably better than Unchuvingulongo.
"I hear"
skinner spontaneously turned into goofy for the new york bit
Throughout the scene, Chalmers and Skinner gradually ascend into celestial beings, both their physical appearance and spoken language becoming more and more incomprehensible to us mere mortals.
Someone else said it sounds like Dutch so I guess Dutch is the language of celestial beings in steamed hams canon now
@@DJG_Studios You fool! Dutch is the language of all gods.
hwtndh
Either this or we humans have been mispronouncing English all this time.
Can this be pinned to my Twitter profile?
[Chalmers] Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
[Skinner] Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome.
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
[Chalmers] Eh…
[AI] Hepernshed ooee… Hopper.
[Skinner] Gullet!
Oh egads! My roast is ruined!
But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
He he ho ho ho hu… Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[AI] c'mon…
[Chalmers] Uh-
[AI] Demma demma tehanne
Skinijkner play this crazy explanations
The Superintend was gonna need his nerdication
Here's Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be crubble in down to might
[Chalmers] Seymo…
[Skinner] Wooperintendent, I was just…
Uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill!
Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
[Chalmers] When is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
[Skinner] Uh, ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
-m, steamed claim!
[AI] Ay.
[Skinner] Foom!
[AI] Foomp feh, the forum picket.
[Skinner] Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-wuttering Haimburgers.
[Chalmers] I thought we were having steamed clam.
[Skinner] Ooh no, I said "theamed Haim". That's what I call hamburgers.
[Chalmers] You call hamburger "steamed ham"?
[Skinner] ES.
It's an inventional dialect.
[Chalmers] Uh huh. Eh, what region?
[Skinner] Uuupstate New York?
[Chalmers] Ÿeally?
I'm from Utica and I do have heard anyone eat and phrase steamed ham.
[Skinner] Oh, not a newt again, no, it's an Albany Express.
[Chalmers] Heinie.
Nn this hanburgers are quite similar to the one they have at Nnssy Burger.
[Skinner] H h ho ho ho no! Mbatented Skin burgers! Famlncipe!
[Chalmers] For steamed ham.
[Skinner] Yet.
[Chalmers] Yeah, and you're calling thing "ham" despite the vect they are obvious to grill.
[Skinner] Tepig… Nothingwe. Heen thing Ike…
Cues me one sec, eh.
[Chalmers] Of gourse.
[Skinner] Unchenile! Wasn't that wonderfunical? Gumson by the Wiker.
[Chalmers] Hmms, I couldn't be-
Gweehawood, look it's hafafa inger!
[Skinner] Aurero Uyant?
[Chalmers] Uh- Aurero Uryanov?
At these time and year, at _n_ time and day, at _n_ part of a country, mmcalized permanently with your ruined tissue?
[Skinner] Hmm yup.
[Chalmers] Maybe.
[Skinner] Node.
[Agnes Skinner] Neeum, the ha er ee on emmut!
[Skinner] Então, Fidget McKinley.
[Chalmers] Lehingmore, you're full off in dove ink, or am I sitting? You're hitting in the mirror.
[Agnes Skinner] Merde, Nattern Mar. Letter guarding it, wait on a minute.
*oh ye gods
It went from english to derranged italian
Aurero Uyranov is an amazing name for a russian wizard
Skinner and Chalmers' minds are slowly ascending to the another plane of existence
I'm fucking crying of laughter jesus christ this is too much
The theme song sounds like it's being quietly sung by someone who isn't fully confident about getting the words right and hitting all the notes, maybe alone in a room and hoping not to get heard at all.
A lot of times when I sing, that’s what I sound like because I’m trying not to be heard so I can relate to that a lot
reminds me of that video where somebody recreated Kendrick Lamar’s DAMN entirely from memory at 5 am
me under tge shower
Literally just me signing when working on something:
it felt like I was slowly having a stroke, I could even smell the toast.
ok so someone was actually toasting bread at my house and it scared me for a second
Oh ye gods, my toast is ruined
@@xjdfghashzkj But what if I were to purchase pre-made toast and disguise it as my own toasting?
@@ctons Steamed bread?
@Itosalix You call toast "steamed bread"?
2:08 9 years old me making up a new language
1:47 “bible recipe”
bible recipe
bible recipe
bible recipe
bible recipe
bible recipe
The never-ending loop of unforgettable luncheons has given Skinner and Shalmers *A S C E N S I O N*
shalmers
1:05 enderman sound
2:32 “Vietcong! The hou’ ai’on penwot”
“Mmmstallim jushemadernlet.”
“Ala hmorgen ym ufduthem ordanice day, ye dimadimdevar”
…
“Lookit NADERnar… nabergar innit… clema mnetinit.”
we have reached enlightenment
I feel like this is some sort of historic prophecy that is unable to be comprehensible
It's almost german
0:12 eventually, afte-GHYOOOOOOOOH!!!
1:40 You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones we have at MMMsty Burger.
Listen again it says queefy burger🫡
1:28 "Uhh.. State of Nᵉʷʸᵘʳᵏ?"
Upstate New York.
@@_Pike bruh
“really? om sho blubneygya and I be rared anybody using the phrase steamed hams.”
Oh, not in Nnnica, no, it’s an Albany Express
Ay së
i really love how sometimes chalmers sounds like a 12 year old talking into a usb mic
LOL
I like how it turned from sounding like a guy doing a Steamed Hams impression, to Steamed Hams playing in the room next to you, to Steamed Hams but some words are reversed, to demented German, to stroke
demented German = Dutch
@@M0butuAs someone whose native language is Dutch, I can confirm this
@@ethanlivemere1162 The like is from me 🤗.
However:
Demented Dutch = Friesland German dialect aka Plattdütsch
Demented Plattdütsch = English
1:10 is my favorite part of this video. It's so close to sounding like a crisper version of the original line, whilst feeling off in the most uncanny way.
01:42 Queefy Burger
😂
XD
What's funny about this is that everyone else is saying "mmmsty burger" or "tasty burger" or whatever. But you know what he ACTUALLY said...lol
GENIUS!!!
This should become a trend, just enhancing random shit to produce undecipherable comedy, it's hilarious
Oh yeah people if you want to see similar stuff to this video, I think Vinny vinesauce did a stream on this funny Adobe enhance business so check that out
0:47 I love how it sounds like he's shouting so loud it deafens the microphone.
For me he sounds like he's shouting in lowercase
ˢᵉᵐᵒᵘʳᵎ
2:17 "AU- AURORAORIELLA?"
1:40 "MMSTᵉASTˢᵐ humbᵘrgᵘrs are quiᵗ siᵐᵐilᵘʳ theonethᵃy've at ᴱᴹᴹᴹˢᵀʸ BURGUR."
Kimsky Burger
steamed hams but their tongues become increasingly swollen
1:52 Chalmers, don't talk with your mouth full!
1:14 "I thought we were having THteamed clamTH"
"no no, I said steamed hands "
Hedwig!
I don't know what to say . . . So instead here's a recipe for steamed hams:
Step #1: Preheat your oven to 400F degrees and chuck the roast in. Leave it in for a while (the longer the better).
Step #2: Pull out the burnt roast and place it aside. We won't be needing this. OPTIONAL: Stretch your calves on the windowsill for good measure.
Step #3: Go to your nearest Krusty Burger and order 4 burgers and one large fry.
Step #4: Serve on a silver platter.
Enjoy :)
Silver? Expensive taste, huh?
No you leave the roast in the oven to burn your entire house down
0jenone singluar gigantic fry
@@meggubravo8373he never said turn off the oven so
It's a regional dialect.
Uh huh, what region?
Uhhh... Brilliant ascendatory purgatory?
Am I dying? Is that what's happening? Is reality degrading around me?! Why can I see through time?!
this sounds like the calm voices on your radio after it gets late
and you start losing the signal around halfway through
YES! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING YOUR FINGER ON IT!
a rare steamed ham were the song is actually one of the funniest parts
02:06 Achoo!
By 1:57 it sounds like an abominable hybrid of Simlish and Animal Crossing villager
I think it’s Dutch
@@theparadigm8149 but Dutch isn't a language, silly
@@404TVfr
Oh, but Simlish is? 😂
@@theparadigm8149 mhm, just visit falkirk on a Saturday night
These are the voices you don't remember from your dreams.
1:23 The Super Nova begins
That time I licked what I thought was a curious postage stamp only to find out it was a sheet of acid tabs the same size as an average US stamp
Lyrics:
Chalmers: Well Seymour I made it despite your directions
Skinner: Ah, Superintendant Chalmers welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
Chalmers: eh.
Somebody: The french toilet. HAPPEN!
Skinner: *gasps and becomes feral as he skitters to his oven on all fours*
Skinner: OH EGADS! My roast is ruined!
Skinner: But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?…
Skinner: HEHEHEHoho. Delightfully devilish Seymour.
Chalmers: AH-
Choir: 🎵hammu hammu hOmmmmu
Skinner plead his crazy explanations. The superinten-wut? Gonna need his medicatio-… hears skinner’s lame exaggerations there’ll be trouble in town tonight!🎵
Chalmers: SEEEEMOOoo- *voice cracks to oblivion*
Skinner: Pooperintendant I was just- uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excercise. Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?
Skinner: uh, OOHH, that isn’t shmoke, it’s shteam. Shteam from the steamed clams we’re having. …mmm steamed clam!
Chalmers: *experiences indigestion at the mere thought of a single steamed clam.*
Skinner: *makes a noise typically made to summon demons from hell, and then also experiences indigestion.*
Skinner: Superintendent I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clam.
Skinner: No no I said teamed hame! That’s what I call hamburgers!
Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed ham?
Skinner: Yi-is, it’s her regional die licked.
Chalmers: Uh huh. What region?
Skinner: Uuuhhh, state new yook?
Chalmers: Really? Well I’m from utiga and I’ve never heard any you can phrase steam ham.
Skinner: oh not in oopica no it’s an Albany ex spray.
Chalmers: Eye’n see.
Chalmers: mmmm this hamburgers are quite shimilar to the one they have at MMMsty burger.
Skinner: *spits out food* Oho, nommmpatented skidder burger! Fabil messipe!
Chalmers: …for steamed hand?
Skinner: yeah.
Chalmers: yeah, are you call them seam ham despite the fay they are obviously grillt
Skinner: …uh, baby… know the weh-… wing thing I-… cue me one take it.
Chalmers: up cord.
Skinner: UNGINE! On a one nun foodmacallit. You could’ve said vanilla I coop.
Chalmers: ween said ba hair bit- QUEEN MY WOOD, look it’s earth at that un there!
Skinner: aroora oorialu?
Chalmers: Orallia really a lubbut!? At this time new year, at-… not nnday, a- pocky a country, *starts drowning*, Asia?!
Skinner: *burps*
Chalmers: may I keep it?
Skinner: no- *burps*
Agnes: EMU! *drowns as well*
Skinner: oons num can share up my koolaid.
Chalmers: I recommend you work in dusk dozen, or in my sublism, you ing ing oomara.
Agnes: LOOK AT NATTER NAR! *drinks too much water*
How did I do?
*POOPERINTENDANT*
0:35 Sounds like a person without singing skill.
It sounds like someone with singing skill but does not want to go all out.
skin neyr with hes crasy expeditious the shipper intent is gonna meet his dedication
heres skinners baby thats racist there’ll be bubble in town to mite
“SEEMOo-“
What you did with the visual is the perfect manifestation of what you're doing with the audio. Everything that shouldn't be clear is clear,at the cost of what should be clear.
At 0:50, the drawing style looks like a Red Bull commercial.
Too much colour tho
1:17 "i said beamed hangen! Aht wot a kol hangaburgen"
That literally looks like simple Dutch
Transcript:
“Well Seymour, I made it… despite your directions…”
“Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”
“Eah…”
_“the brunch… oh, wait… after…”_
*“GYUAHUAHUAH!?!?”*
“Doughy gods! My roast is ruined!”
“But what if… I were to purchased fast food n’ disguise it as my own cooking..?”
“Heh heh ho ho ho… delightfully devilish, Seymour!”
_“huh…”_
“GUH!?”
*_“babubabudam”_*
*“kinner with his crazy explanations, superintendwad’s gonna need his herdication, he hears skinner’s lame exaggerations their be doubling down do night”*
*“SEEEEEMAH!?!?”*
“Uberintendent, I was just… eh… stretching my gaps on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to joiney?”
“Why is there smoe coming out of your oven Seymour?”
“Uh… ooh! That is it’s smoke, is steam, team from the steamed blams we’re having! Mmm, steamed man!”
_“ayy”_
*“Frooo!”*
_“funka funk”_
_”rumpy dumpy”_
“Superindeadant, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hambers!”
“I thought we were having steamed clams.”
“Ooh, no, I said steamed HAM, that’s what I call hamgurgers.”
“You call hamburger steamed ham?”
“S, it’s a regional dialect.”
“Ahh, whateegion?”
“Uhh, dumpstate new yorg?”
“Really? Ombdrum Utica and imbebberusaraise steamed ham.”
“Oobabanoogibanoiten Albany eggspress”
“I’m it.”
“And this hamburgers despite similar to the ones they have at nifty burger.”
“Ah ha ha ha, no, hambuginnerburber, bible recipe.”
“For steamed hand?”
“Yay.”
“And you column teamed ham spite fact they’re obvious the grill.”
“…I’m eatin…”
“…no leeway…”
“…I’m eating all of you…”
“Amuse me, young bigot.”
“Yoing.”
*“I’M CHIIIIIIIILING, oh I woonchakaoombak!”*
“I’m gonna kill you with the wiring.”
“Yeems, I would be- YOOMBAWOOMBAKAOOCHAKAWAMBLER!?!?”
“Aroryoomba.”
“Orealiommivallis?”
“At this dime a year?”
“A boomwallyoom?”
“Oomwalichunnary?”
“Itappeniwamboomichar?”
“Milliner.”
“May I see it?”
“…no.”
“Meekum! Theyawallumiwookiamum!”
“Mm, chum, inapplery.”
“Well, i’m eager, you’ve just schizummed on my iponeeum, yet oombumeewar.”
“Mikilliamor! Mother chlorine… I’m haveeori…”
Chalmers: "mAy i gleeEerRr?"
Skinner: "no"
Chalmers: "ok"
My favorite part is the 2/3 mark where it’s still intelligible but they’re slowly losing the ability to pronounce consonants.
when ur on ur death bed and ur family say go towards the light
I love how the theme song sounds like it was sung by the person editing it lol
"I thought we were having steamed clams."
"No, no! I said bean hand!"
The end of this totally needs the "ENDUT! HOCH HECH!" from _Worker and Parasite_ along with Krusty saying "What the hell was _that_?!"
I like how they seem to gradually speak a different language then English.
They’re speaking ‘Mejorarlet - gibberish’ There’s no doubt for that
"..quite similar to ones at Keesty burger."
this is the only video where i can say "im way too high for this" while completely sober
In the Fallout universe, this is what America saw as the bombs fell
... Or Hiroshima in the real world
I knew this was made in Adobe Enhance...
I blame Vinny for this
me too lol. they inspired this for sure
2:09 “Good time i had by all’ I’m cooked!”
Literally
I don’t hear that at all…
@@oliverfresh5742 Well I guess you have less water in your ears but trust me
This will blow up
I felt like I was having a stroke...
I like how when Seymour is explaining the smoke, he develops a strong lisp.
I imagine this is what it's like to read an Elder Scroll.
it enhanced it into sounding compressed
His mother sounds like an Enderman.
I like how the language slowly transitions from English to Mandarin
They’ve become so enhanced and pure they’re speaking in tongue’s
Basically “how does my new mic sound” put into a two minute and fifty second video
0:29 Hehehehoho!
0:34 Emukrebehb-dehanggsks.
And I'd know play this lazy exclamations.
The superintend is gonna need his erdication...
...
Here's Skinner's lane exaggerations
There be troubly down tonight!
SEEEMOOo--
0:58 "Ahh... Ooh~ That isn't smoke..." said Skinner, seductively.
1:06 ...hey..... THROUGH!
1:10 Superintendent I hope you're read for out-waterhing hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clam?
Uhhm nouhh, I said theemed hehmm.
1:18 Aaah, upstate nyew yowyk?
1:57 Uuihbwehb, (backwards) ... Shin Sekai...
[And then as you follow the light, everything starts speaking Chinese]
AURORA BOREALIS?!
AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR,
AT THIS TIME OF THE MONTH,
AT THIS PART OF THE INTERNET,
LOCALIZED *_ENTIRELY_* WITHIN THIS TH-cam VIDEO?!
I know its the joke, but this really feels like I'm slowly starting to not understand english anymore lol. I also love that it definately turns into some form of chinese at 2:06.
2:30 你个他们呢
that one setting in photoshop where if you repeat it enough times, everything turns into bismuth-crystal pixel art.
01:42 Tasty Burger
he sounds just like wiston Churchill its honestly scary!
This is how watching TV while falling asleep sounds
"Superintendant's gonna need his eridication" damn
"Weawwy? Uh'm fwom Ubligga um nem rare hurr da fwase Ffteam Hammmthhhh." - Mooperintendent
this one is good
The captions are amazing too.
0:06 Oh, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable engine.
0:12 The branch after.
0:14 Did you know girl you God, I Rose still ruined!
0:28 Delightful ain't novelist, Seymour.
0:43 Maybe that's very spell big brother laying down and right.
0:50 And pretended I was just uh, describing the gabs on the windowsill. Isolated.
1:08 You did it.
1:11 Super dead and I will be ready for out watering hamburgers!
1:14 I thought we were having steamed the clam.
1:17 No! No, why is it being hanging. That's what I call Angry Birds.
1:21 You gotta hangers steamed.
1:29 Really? On TH-cam again I've never heard anyone even gray steam him.
1:35 Oh, nothing we didn't move into nobody, bro.
1:40 And the sending videos are boring feminine.
- Seymour! The house is on fire!
- No, mother, it's just slowed down nuclear explosion.
POV: You have injected yourself with a litre of the substance contained within a glowstick and you are slowly succumbing to it.
2:14 "Aurora Orealis"
"Nguhgheh...AURGLIER-ULIREERUHLIERHUHEH???"
Me everytime after the lobotomy 😂😂
2:15 EHOUREH OORELBUM
1:07 Frongm!
Which korean teenager did you hire to sing the jingle?
The same ones being used to animate I'd assume
It's the AI trying to reconstruct the speech of the episode, but running into a total roadblock because of the singing
Pretty interesting stuff
0:13 skinner just randomly starts saying something for no reason
This is incredible! I love this so much as an audiophile
I love this one. Also, the gross eating sounds are enhanced away, so this is one of my tops faves
Did anyone else put on welder goggles to watch the end?
This is how it feels inside my head. What effect did you apply to the audio?
Adobe Enhance
ENHANCE
Captions :
Well Seymour, I made it.... despite your directions. Ah, superintendant Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Yea. PREVEntually! After- YOUUUuva! Oh, e-gods! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? AH hohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ugh. Oomire. Ah- Habada habada hahm! Ni, skihhner, play shrazy eshlabatious! Superinpendant gonna need his medipatiom! Here skiddoms name bada raise gribblin down tonight! SEYMOOOOO- Superintendant! I was just stretching my calfs on the window SEAL. Isoproto ligmatize, join me? One minute, there's smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Woa, uhm, oooo! Shtat ishn't shmoke! It'sh shteam! Shteam from the steamed clamsh we're having! Hmmm, steamed claydum! Clayum. HUMMMMMMMee! Ploom ta, that no-oh key deep dada. Superintendant, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers! I... thought we were having thteamed clamth. No, no! I said steamed haymyin. Thyat's whyat I call hambyurgers. You call hamburger steam ham..? Yes, dribble dib bi dial. Na hah. We nup region? Uhh.. staypnoople? Really. One droo yibble ge da and I've never heard anyone raise steam ham. Oh, not a deadbull! Nobody her! Eyebit. Ein in hamburger quite shikil one ah keefy urger. Pa bo bo! Dad a keef urger! Bible rate a me! What are shteam hair? Bibbl. Yar, de bible ham the ham dad ovem mo? Oh. Uhm eevee. Bubble sigmer. I'm innn tick belly. Cuse me for one kekond. Mem blunger. Uhmtoooooooooooowalla! Mem jookle locka! Mem jookle lAIGHker. meme acklerlejer ALLOOLOO da-da-da moom?! Er... auroro boyoyum? A...Au rereal borualum?! At this tim um ye-r at thmin time mon mmm mmph mphh mhph technologic mmph a PABLE meeme? Uhm teejoy. Yum! May I keef? Ynyo. Me come! Ye how ilililum! Me, jum, how lilulah. I would reckon um boolumum. I would rhyme bilil. Er e uhm me booluluh. BLALALa oo madamn mar! What a garden! Ermmama bit.
Superintendent: why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: that's from the burnt toast were having! Mmmmmm! Burnt toast!
*stroke ensues*
"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?"
"Nuclear Reactor"
“I’m just stretching me gams on the windowsill”
Feels like im underwater
This is like the reverse version of watching those Old English turning into new English videos
if I could squint my ears this is what it would sound like
in other words, steamed hams but the sun slowly gets closer to the earth
After 2:00 it sounds like two sagely Chinese men conversing
2:28
*"may I pee?"*
At around the 1:30 mark they just sound like they're talking with food in their mouth for the rest of the video! 😅
most accurate representation of dementia to date
2:32 best voice ever
alternate title: steamed hams but you slowly wake up from your dream